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00:26I'll see you next time.
00:53Yeah, but do we have to do it now?
00:57Why can't we do it some other time?
01:01Let's leave it for now, at least till you're sent off for the licence.
01:05Then there'll be another excuse.
01:06You just don't want to teach me.
01:08Oh, God damn.
01:09You said I'd need a time when there was no traffic.
01:11There's no traffic.
01:13Let's get on with it.
01:14Go on.
01:23Morning, Eric. Here, I'll take the Vicks.
01:25All right.
01:31Now, the first thing we can go over is the gears, all right?
01:34It's first, second, third, fourth, reverse.
01:39Got that?
01:40Yes, I haven't got it.
01:41Run through it again, slowly.
01:44One, two, three.
01:46One, two, three.
01:48Handbrake.
01:49Morning.
01:50Hello.
01:51Morning, Angie.
01:51Just got me papers.
01:52See what's happening in the world.
01:54Someone's given me a driving lesson.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Good luck.
01:57I need it.
02:02Accelerator, clutch.
02:04Okay.
02:05Now, it's important to get the balance between them right.
02:08Mm-hmm.
02:08I'll show you how it's done.
02:09I'll pull away first, and then you can do it.
02:12Okay, maestro.
02:13All right.
02:22You're starting early, aren't you?
02:24It's tonic water.
02:27Couldn't you sleep?
02:28I've got the paper.
02:30Anything in it?
02:32I suppose there's any chance for any breakfast, is there?
02:34I mean, like, solid food.
02:36I'll get it later.
02:37It's too early to get Sharon up.
02:45Did you put Rowley out?
02:47No.
02:48Look, I just want to be on me own.
02:52Do you want to talk?
02:53I've got nothing to say, Den.
02:56Or maybe I've got too much.
02:57Either way, I think it's best I keep your trap shut.
03:01I'm ready to listen.
03:02Well, that's a start, innit?
03:05We can make it up an edge.
03:06Maybe.
03:07We can.
03:08Look, Den, I'm doing my best, just like we said.
03:11I'm trying to get myself sorted out.
03:13Just don't ask any questions, eh?
03:15I wasn't going to.
03:16Good.
03:17I'll get myself sorted out, you get yourself sorted out.
03:20We'll take it from there.
03:21Just one day at a time, eh?
03:30Okay, now you remember what I'm doing.
03:32Turn the engine on.
03:34Okay, first.
03:36Off we go.
03:37And break.
03:39That's it.
03:40Great.
03:41Good shot.
03:42Have a go.
03:47Sorry, do you think I've got the hang of this?
03:49Yep.
03:50Not perfect for a first gun.
03:55Should I try going down Bridge Street now?
03:57No, just keep going around the street.
04:00That's enough for one day.
04:05Should I indicate?
04:06No, just concentrate.
04:08I am concentrating.
04:09There's no need to shout.
04:10Please, keep your eyes on the road.
04:12I am.
04:14All right, but concentrate.
04:17Break Roley!
04:18Break Neymar!
04:22Is he all right?
04:24Don't worry about the dog.
04:27Look at the mess.
04:29You...
04:30That was your fault.
04:31You made me swerve.
04:32I had to do something.
04:33I told you to break.
04:33You shouldn't have shouted.
04:34You know I'll get flustered when you shout at me.
04:36Look at the mess.
04:38How bad is it?
04:39I mean, how much...
04:39How much is it going to cost?
04:40I'll go mad.
04:42It was an accident.
04:44But the car's his living.
04:46I'll go and see him.
04:48Apologise.
04:48No.
04:49We can't let him find it like this.
04:51We've got to tell him.
04:52We've got to think it through first.
04:54What do you mean?
04:57The van's not even ours to start with.
04:59You've got no licence, no insurance, no nothing.
05:01I told you we shouldn't have started it this morning.
05:03There's no need to shout!
05:05Look, that's not going to get us anywhere.
05:07All right.
05:10Look, we'll tell him it was I was driving, all right?
05:14What?
05:14That way we'll be covered by the insurance.
05:17I can't let you take the blame for this.
05:19Why not?
05:21It was my fault as much as yours.
05:24More, really.
05:26I was supposed to be teaching you.
05:31Don't take it out on the cooker.
05:33We don't want it busted up before they take it back.
05:35It's better than taking it out on you, isn't it?
05:38I've had another letter from them this morning.
05:40I don't want to know.
05:42Dear sir.
05:44Blah, blah, blah.
05:45In the hands of our legal department.
05:47Blah, blah.
05:48Steps that will be taken.
05:49I told you.
05:50I don't want to know.
05:50Summon it up.
05:51It means we've run out of time.
05:52They are now throwing the book at us.
05:54Whatever I catch you, I'll kill him.
05:56Who?
05:57Whoever it was who smashed into my motor.
05:59He must have been drunk.
06:01Probably smashed out their minds out of the Vic.
06:02He doesn't even know he's done it.
06:04Nah.
06:04I reckon it was this morning.
06:06I thought I heard a bang just before breakfast.
06:08Well, why didn't you go and have a look, then?
06:10Do me a favour.
06:12Didn't get to bed till two, did I?
06:14We're closed!
06:15It's about the car.
06:16Maybe they saw something.
06:18Well, let them in, then.
06:22Did you see it?
06:23The accident?
06:24Yeah.
06:24And you know who it was?
06:25Yeah.
06:26Oh, great.
06:27Thanks, Sage.
06:28You're a pal.
06:29See, Sue?
06:30Miracles do happen.
06:31I bet the tow-rag thinks he's got away with this.
06:34Well, he's got a surprise coming.
06:36I'm gonna hang him upside down and shake him
06:38till enough cash pours out of his pockets to pay for my motor.
06:41And then I'm gonna shake him a bit more just for the fun of it.
06:45Bloody hit-and-run drivers.
06:47They ought to lock him up and throw away the key.
06:49I mean, it was my motor this morning.
06:50Could have just as easily been a kiddie.
06:52And they'll still drive off if they think they can get away with it.
06:55It wasn't like that, Ali.
06:56Eh?
06:57I was driving.
06:58What?
07:00I'm sorry, Ali.
07:02I'm really sorry.
07:04Oh, sorry ain't good enough, Sunshine.
07:07That car could be off the road for weeks
07:08and every minute costs me money.
07:10How did it happen?
07:12Have you been on another of your little drinking sessions?
07:14I'm sorry he hadn't had anything to drink.
07:15It was seven o'clock in the morning.
07:17Then he's got to be some kind of a moron, hasn't he?
07:20How could he have a smash like that, stone-cold sober,
07:23with nothing else on the road?
07:25I mean, who taught you?
07:27The Noddy School of Motoring?
07:29It wasn't Saeed.
07:30Neymar.
07:31I can't let you take blame for this.
07:33It was me.
07:34I don't understand this.
07:35Five minutes ago we didn't know who it was.
07:37Now you're queuing up to take the blame.
07:39I didn't, right?
07:40Saeed was teaching me to drive and I got flustered.
07:43It's better if we say I was driving.
07:46For the insurance.
07:49You mean to say she's not even insured?
07:51You could be in a lot of bother if the old bill is about this.
07:54There's no need for that, Ali.
07:56I'll make sure you don't lose by it.
07:58I should hope so.
07:59It'll cost you, mate, quite a bit too.
08:01I mean, there's a damage to my car.
08:03My loss of earnings, all right?
08:04I'll pay Ali, all right?
08:05I'll pay you.
08:07Right then.
08:09Then I suppose we'll keep this between ourselves.
08:13Always try and be naively, don't we, Sue?
08:18Hi.
08:18You got my note then?
08:19Yeah.
08:25You want to drive somewhere?
08:28No.
08:29Not unless you do.
08:30I've got to be back soon.
08:32I expect you've got work to do.
08:34You can wait.
08:38What?
08:38I didn't sleep last night.
08:41No?
08:43It's been good, Tom.
08:45We've been on a high.
08:46Nothing else mattered.
08:48We had to come down sometime.
08:51Bubble had to burst.
08:55Just trying to make some sense out of it all.
08:59I'm not saying nothing happened.
09:02It has been good between us.
09:05But it's over.
09:08We've just got to face it.
09:11It'd be better if we faced it together.
09:15This isn't easy.
09:17And I know it's not easy for you.
09:21But I just...
09:23Well, I...
09:24I hoped that...
09:25That we could remember the good old days.
09:30Is that what you're trying to say?
09:32Yeah.
09:35You've been watching too many old films on television.
09:38Oh, that's not fair.
09:40It has been good between us.
09:42Oh, forget it.
09:44I don't need memories.
09:47Go sit in a cemetery, visit an old people's home.
09:51Everyone's got memories.
09:53Memories are ten a penny.
09:55What's important is now.
09:57You can't shortchange people in the present and pay them off with the good old days.
10:03I didn't want it to end like this.
10:05I know.
10:07Let's not make a decision we might regret you said.
10:10I just want us to stay friends.
10:12And I wanted more than that.
10:14I can't give you more than that.
10:15Not can't.
10:16Want.
10:17Well, it comes out to the same thing, doesn't it?
10:18What's the difference?
10:19Much point in banging your head against a brick wall, is there?
10:24What it comes down to.
10:26If you think I'm like a machine, you can switch off.
10:29Of course, I'm not convenient anymore, but it won't work, Angie.
10:32You suddenly notice that Den and Sharon and Kelvin are human beings.
10:35And we've got to be worried about their feelings.
10:38Well, I am human too.
10:39I've got feelings.
10:40I know that.
10:42Do you?
10:42I wonder.
10:44I just wonder if any of this meant anything to you at all.
10:47Yes, it did.
10:48You know it did.
10:49No, I don't.
10:54Apart from the novelty, I suppose.
10:59What a horrible thing to say.
11:00Oh, is it?
11:03You make me sick.
11:04Oh, that's more like it.
11:07That's the Angie I know.
11:08You're just trying to twist everything, and you're trying to make it dirty.
11:11I just want the truth.
11:13Same as always.
11:14That's all.
11:15All right.
11:16You want the truth?
11:17You got it.
11:19It's over.
11:20Finished.
11:21Done with.
11:22I just wanted to let you down gently, but oh no, you don't want it, do you?
11:25You want to be a victim?
11:26All right, you'll be a bloody victim.
11:28But don't come crying on my shoulder.
11:30It's already well rusted over.
11:32I don't want any more pain.
11:33And I don't want any more guilt, because I've got quite enough of me own.
11:37It is over.
11:38Done with.
11:39Finished.
11:40Got it?
11:45Loud and clear.
11:46Good.
11:51Now get the hell out of my bloody life and give me some peace.
11:56You've been busy.
11:57Good boy.
11:57Hello.
11:58Right.
12:01Oh, don't start getting those books out there.
12:04I've got some revision to do for my exams.
12:06Later, eh?
12:06You've only just got in.
12:07All work and no play makes Deb's a dull girl.
12:10Look, I'd still rather get it done now.
12:12Relax.
12:12I don't want to relax.
12:13I've worked out a schedule.
12:15I'm going to do a couple of hours' work every night.
12:17That way I'll get a decent night's sleep before the exams,
12:20instead of swatting till the crack of dawn.
12:22Ah, you've got it all organised, have you?
12:24Another one of your famous lists, eh?
12:25Nothing wrong with being organised.
12:27Not like me, eh?
12:27I mean, I always seem to blow it like the other night with that dinner party.
12:31Turning up late, you mean?
12:32Yeah.
12:33And you slaving over a hot stove all night.
12:36Well, it turned out all right in the end, I suppose.
12:38Thanks to you.
12:39I mean, I knew you were a good cook, but that meal was fantastic.
12:43Thanks.
12:44You're not just the main course, all those side dishes.
12:47What was it in that yoghurt thing?
12:49Oh, I don't know.
12:50I can't remember.
12:51Garam masala, I think.
12:52Garam masala?
12:54Sounds like a skin disease.
12:55It tasted great, though, eh?
12:57No, I'm sorry I had to leave it all to you.
12:59Look, forget it.
12:59No, no.
13:00It was thoughtless.
13:01It was wrong with me.
13:02I'm everyone's mug, I am.
13:04I shouldn't have been doing someone else's shift.
13:05I should have been here helping you.
13:07Like you say, we're a team.
13:09We've both got to pull our weight.
13:10It's OK, Andy.
13:11It's all forgotten.
13:12Not by me.
13:13Do you mind clearing the table for supper?
13:15It's a bit early yet, isn't it?
13:16We won't be eating for ages.
13:18That is where you're wrong.
13:19I've turned over a new leaf.
13:20From now on, I'm going to pull my weight the same as you.
13:22The meal is in the oven.
13:24Oh, thanks very much.
13:25Now, you deserve it.
13:26Every mouthful.
13:27You put in all that hard work for the dinner party.
13:30All on your own.
13:31We're a team.
13:32So I've worked just as hard.
13:35You really shouldn't have bothered.
13:36I didn't.
13:37Fish and chips.
13:39Got it in one.
13:39Oh, you made a big effort in the kitchen, didn't you?
13:42What's wrong with it?
13:43Oh, you ought to know about diet and your job.
13:45It's swimming in grease.
13:46It's stacked with cholesterol.
13:48It's not as good as yours, granted.
13:51But I did put in just as much effort.
13:53Unfortunately, Tony is not available.
13:56He called round to pick up his mixing bowl this afternoon.
14:00Oh.
14:00And you sat back and took all the credit for it, didn't you?
14:04I never actually said I cooked him.
14:06You never said he did.
14:09Okay, I was wrong.
14:10I'm sorry.
14:11So, do you want me to help you tonight or not?
14:13Look, I don't know.
14:14I haven't decided what I'm doing yet.
14:16Ah, great.
14:18So, shall I just sit around here while the old brain ticks over?
14:21And how long's that gonna take, eh?
14:22Look, you can do what you like.
14:24You're a free agent.
14:25Look, all I'm saying is if you want me to, I'm happy to help you.
14:29But if you don't, there's other things I could be doing.
14:31Yeah?
14:32Like seeing your girlfriend?
14:33No, there's nothing wrong in there.
14:35You ought to be revising for your exiles.
14:38I'll do some later.
14:40Oh, okay.
14:41It's your life.
14:42If you want to waste the chasing girls, it's your business.
14:45Just don't expect sympathy when it goes wrong.
14:48What's got into you today, Dad?
14:49You're like a bear with a sore head.
14:51I have to put up with your moods often enough.
14:53It's your turn to put up with mine.
14:54If I want to.
14:56Like you said, I'm a free agent now.
14:58And I don't need you picking on me.
15:00I'll get enough of that from Mum.
15:04Ah, look.
15:05I'm sorry, Calvin.
15:07I didn't mean to take it out of you.
15:09That's all right.
15:10Forget it.
15:11I'll see you later, maybe.
15:16See you soon.
15:17Bye, Tom.
15:18Hi.
15:19Okay, Sue.
15:20Bye.
15:21It's your dream boat.
15:23Shut up, Sharon.
15:25Ta.
15:27Cheers, love.
15:28Hello.
15:28Oh, hello.
15:29I was looking for you earlier.
15:30I'm sorry I missed the bus.
15:31Remember me?
15:32My name's Sharon.
15:33The original invisible woman.
15:34I'm here too, you know.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Hello.
15:37Look, you doing anything to me?
15:38Oh, I don't know.
15:39Probably.
15:40I did promise to help out with Grant.
15:41She's still sick.
15:42Well, I might have to work my dad anyway.
15:44Well, I'd dedicate your pair you are.
15:45You ought to stop a club, pamper a parent.
15:47You get bookings all over Walford.
15:49Look, if you can manage to get away, there's a roller disco down the community hall.
15:53Do you fancy going?
15:53No, I wouldn't mind.
15:54We can hire some skates here.
15:55I've got me own skates.
15:57Lucky old you.
15:58Ever get the feeling you're in the way?
16:00Well, don't be like that, Sharon.
16:02Look, can I borrow one?
16:03Eh?
16:04Well, you'll be skates if I do go.
16:05You might as well.
16:06I don't seem to get much use out of them.
16:08Great.
16:08Listen, I really do have to be going.
16:10I'm sorry.
16:10That's all right.
16:11I've got to go and paint Grand Shingles.
16:13See, Mum's not allowed to get near her while she's in her position.
16:15Oh, well, rather you than me.
16:17Anyway, I'll be in the laundrette from about 7 till 7.30 if you can get away.
16:20I'll do my best.
16:21Yeah, see ya.
16:22Bye, Sharon.
16:22Hello.
16:23Hi, love.
16:26You know, if someone told me their brother paint Grand's boils and go out with me,
16:29I'd start worrying.
16:31Yeah.
16:31But in your case, that'd be a tough choice.
16:33Funny, man.
16:34It can play hard to get for too long, you know, Kelvin.
16:38Can I ask how it went?
16:39What?
16:40Whatever it was you were sorting out.
16:42No.
16:43It's sorted.
16:44That's all you need to know.
16:46Fair enough.
16:47Cheers, Ed.
16:48Look, I've done my bit.
16:50It's up to you to put your house in order now.
16:52Have you phoned her yet?
16:53Yeah.
16:54Sort of sorted.
16:55Well, it's not good enough, is it?
16:58Well, there's something else we've got to get sorted out first.
17:00Oh, yeah?
17:01Ian will be here any minute to do tomorrow's food and it still ain't selling.
17:04Oh, no, but it's not his fault, is it?
17:06I mean, he's done his best.
17:07He's a terrific little cook.
17:08Well, we've got to talk to him, Ange, otherwise it's good money down the drain.
17:11Well, can't we wait a bit longer, see if it picks up?
17:13You don't think it will any more than I do.
17:15You're just putting it off.
17:16Well, if you're so convinced, you tell him.
17:18You're the one supposed to be so good with the staff.
17:20I've had enough of being a chick woman for one morning.
17:23Oh, hello, Princess.
17:25Don't you start.
17:26Oh, we had a good day.
17:27How is it?
17:28Your dad and me want to have a little chat with you, darling.
17:30Why, what's up?
17:31Are you getting a divorce?
17:32Are you fighting over custody of me and Rowley?
17:33No, your mum and I are starting over.
17:35A clean slate.
17:36We're really going to make an effort this time.
17:38Yeah?
17:38It's the truth, darling.
17:40We're doing it for you, babes.
17:42We've talked to your mum and I.
17:43We know it's been tough when it's been our fault, but we're really going to put it right.
17:46I'll believe it when I see it.
17:47You will, Sharon.
17:48Honest, you will.
17:49Maybe.
17:50But if I do, it won't be for me.
17:51Well, not really.
17:52It'll be for that lot downstairs, the punters.
17:54That's all you two really care about, innit?
17:55What's going in the till?
17:56Hey, no.
17:59I picked these up from the library.
18:01I thought it was about time we tried something new.
18:03How does brisket of beef and latkes grab you?
18:06Well, it used to be a very big Jewish area around here.
18:09You'd be able to tempt Dr Legg, if anyone.
18:11Yeah, maybe.
18:11So I can try it next week, then, can I?
18:14Oh, is that the time?
18:15I've got to go and get changed.
18:16Den!
18:18Excuse me, darling.
18:21What's up with those two?
18:22Don't ask me any, Olivia.
18:24Do you think it's a good idea to keep changing the menu, then?
18:27I don't know.
18:28What do you like best?
18:30Me?
18:30You know, food.
18:32Chinese, Indian, Italian.
18:34All sorts.
18:35You must have a favourite.
18:36That bothered, really.
18:39The reason I'm asking...
18:40Yeah?
18:41Well, I've been earning a bit of money lately, thanks to your dad.
18:45So, erm, I can afford to splash out a bit.
18:47How do you mean?
18:48A meal.
18:49Could even go up west, if you like.
18:52You and me?
18:53Yeah.
18:54My true.
18:55What do you say?
18:56No thanks, Ian.
18:59I suppose I'd better get back to me cooking, then.
19:03This is a waste of time.
19:05Oh, Arthur.
19:06When did you last have it?
19:08I don't know, do I?
19:10Look, it's probably been thrown out or given to the jumbo or something.
19:12Well, I haven't thrown it away.
19:14If someone else has, they'll have to answer to me.
19:16Well, do you really need it?
19:17I mean, you've done without it for years.
19:18Why is it such a big deal all of a sudden?
19:20Well, I'm not like you, Arthur.
19:22I need to keep my mind occupied.
19:24And what's that supposed to mean?
19:26Well, there's some people that seem to enjoy being idle.
19:29Not me.
19:29If I've got a liar like a cabbage, I might as well do something useful.
19:33Where's Pauline?
19:34She'll know where it is.
19:35She's sitting down with her feet up for the first time today,
19:38and I don't want her bothered.
19:39Well, if you're so concerned about her,
19:41maybe you might try and do a bit more about the house in future.
19:44I'd do my share.
19:46Just remember, your share ought to be more than anybody else's.
19:49After all, Pauline's got a job to do and she's pregnant.
19:51Yeah, and I've got two jobs to do, plus schoolwork.
19:54Whilst you've got nothing to do but sit and triddle your thumbs all day long.
19:58So you shouldn't take offence when I ask you to do me a favour.
20:01That's right.
20:02Oh, great. Nagging in stereo.
20:04I don't have to put up with this, you know.
20:05Are you going to help with this search or not?
20:07No, I'm not.
20:08I'm going to find a convenient corner somewhere and go and twiddle me thumbs.
20:11I wouldn't want to lose a technique, would I?
20:15Some people have got no consideration.
20:18The doubles. I've got these already.
20:20Oh, how'd you manage that?
20:21The bloke that fixes the jukebox in the pub.
20:23Oh, that's nice of him.
20:25Not really, it's a sweetener. Him and Dad have got a fiddle going.
20:27I'll kill her before the week's out and Michelle.
20:30Hello, Sharon.
20:31What's that?
20:32Her ladyship has got to be in her bonnet about some tapestry kit that Pete got her.
20:36Oh, that was ages ago.
20:38Yeah, well, she wants to start making cushion covers instead of being a layabout like me.
20:41Look, she's only niggly because she's ill.
20:43Oh, yeah? And what's Michelle's excuse?
20:45Look, shall I make us a nice cup of tea?
20:48No, I don't want any tea. I'd rather have a drink.
20:50But most of all, I'd like a bit of cheerful company.
20:53Well, I'm sorry, love. I didn't mean you.
20:55No, I know what you meant.
20:56I tell you what.
20:58Erm, why don't you go down the fig and cheer yourself up, eh?
21:02Thanks, I forget. Tough.
21:04Are you coming?
21:05No, I'd better not.
21:06Don't let the old bag give you the run around all night.
21:09Let Michelle look after us.
21:10Yeah, don't be long.
21:13Sorry about that.
21:14It's all right.
21:15I put up with a lot worse at home.
21:17Where's Dad?
21:17Out.
21:19Oh, sloped off down the pub, you mean.
21:20All up the ladder, Jack. I'm all right.
21:23Sharon's bought you some records.
21:24Oh, thanks.
21:26Can we go and listen to them?
21:27Well, better not because Gran will just moan about the noise.
21:30Better than moaning about this tapestry thing, I suppose.
21:33That's gold.
21:34What?
21:35Yeah, I remember that.
21:36It was years ago.
21:37Mark was about 12.
21:39He used the frame for something on his go-kart.
21:42Oh, that's great.
21:44I've just spent an hour looking for it.
21:46Oh.
21:47Well, I'll go and tell them, then.
21:52God, I'm fed up.
21:53I noticed.
21:54But what newbie?
21:55I can't even play records and I bet they'll stop me going out tonight.
21:58That's what's really getting you, isn't it?
21:59Missing out on Loverboy.
22:00Well, it's not fair.
22:02I mean, he can slope off down the pub any time he wants to.
22:04Me?
22:04But I'm stuck here.
22:05What a shame.
22:07Yeah, what's he like?
22:08What?
22:09Kelvin.
22:09You know him.
22:10Yeah, but not like you do.
22:12Oh, come on, Shell.
22:13You never stop going on about that phantom Carlo.
22:15Let's hear some dirt about the real thing, eh?
22:18He's all right.
22:19He tried it on.
22:20That's private between me and Kelvin.
22:22You mean he hasn't?
22:24Not yet.
22:25Oh, well, he's bound to sooner or later.
22:26They've all got one-track minds.
22:28How is it you can always pull the birds?
22:30It's charm, mate.
22:31Sheer charm.
22:32Yeah, well, if you've got any going spare,
22:33can you put it in my direction?
22:34What's that?
22:35Someone give you the biggie?
22:36I never get that far.
22:38Yeah, well...
22:39Well, maybe you try too hard.
22:40Well, it's all right for you.
22:41You don't have to bother, do you?
22:43Oh, I don't know about that.
22:44Mind you, if I was in your shoes, I'd have gone for Sharon.
22:47Yeah?
22:48Yeah, well, you've got to admit, she is a looker, ain't you?
22:50Oh, I don't know.
22:50So is Shell.
22:51Yeah, I know, but I wouldn't have climbed over Sharon to get to her, know what I mean?
22:54Yeah, well, you wouldn't get the chance, mate.
22:56Oh, that's true.
22:57I suppose I could cut me losses, become a monk.
23:00You what?
23:01It don't look like I'm ever going to get the first base, does it?
23:03Oh, you've got plenty of time here, Ian.
23:05Oh, no, I haven't.
23:06There's kids in my class who've been doing it for years.
23:08Yeah, says it.
23:09Well, they do.
23:09If you'd believe anything, you would.
23:12So, er, how about you and Sheldon?
23:15What?
23:15Have you, you know?
23:16No.
23:17I bet you have.
23:18Just said, we haven't.
23:19Just like your old man, you are.
23:21You've got to protect the ladies' reputation.
23:22Be a gentleman.
23:23Look, what's the point in you asking me a question, if you don't believe the answer?
23:26I was curious, that's all.
23:28I was thinking about it.
23:29You've got sex on the brain.
23:32Oh, hi, Sharon.
23:33Hello, Sarah.
23:34Sure gave me some cassettes for your dad.
23:36Thanks, er.
23:37Hi, Kelvin.
23:38Thanks.
23:38There was, er, really no need for you to bother.
23:40I thought I was passing anyway.
23:42Have you been playing chess then?
23:44No.
23:44We've been building a scale model of Concord.
23:46We use matches.
23:47I like that.
23:48Always comes out with a funny line, doesn't he, Ian?
23:50Yeah, he's a bundle of laughs, isn't he?
23:52He must teach me chess sometime.
23:54I like games.
23:55I'll bet you do.
23:59Has she been good today?
24:01Yeah.
24:03Where you been?
24:04What, around?
24:05Quite the mystery man, aren't we?
24:07No, not really.
24:08I've been thinking about you.
24:10I'm honoured.
24:11Well, and your dad.
24:12Just don't start on about that again.
24:14It's all been said.
24:15You're just being stubborn, you know.
24:17So what?
24:18It's my life.
24:19Yeah, and Annie's.
24:20Nobody could look after her better than I do.
24:22Yeah, but you'd both stand a better chance if you were at home.
24:25I'm only trying to help, Mary.
24:30Look, I've got something for you.
24:34Oh, what's this?
24:36Coach ticket to Stockport.
24:37What are you going there for?
24:39Well, I'm not, but you might be.
24:40No chance.
24:42Look, it's valid for three months.
24:43At least if you change your mind.
24:45Your options are open.
24:46I thought you probably couldn't afford it before.
24:48Oh, yeah.
24:49And where'd you get the money from?
24:50I borrowed it.
24:51Who from?
24:52No one you know.
24:55You should have asked me first.
24:57You had no right to.
24:58You just take the ticket and go and get a refund.
25:02Then you can pay your friend back.
25:03No, I don't want a refund.
25:05It's for you.
25:06Insurance.
25:07In case you change your mind.
25:12Get the message now, Lofty.
25:16Oh, well.
25:17I suppose I'd better get you going.
25:22Bye.
25:23Oh, yeah.
25:24Ta-da.
25:25I'll give you this back tomorrow, eh?
25:27Yeah, all right, thanks.
25:28See you, Squirt.
25:29Ta-da, Sharon.
25:31You could go somewhere else, if you like.
25:33There's not a lot to do here, is there?
25:34No, I can't.
25:35I've got to wait for Michelle.
25:36Well, didn't I tell you?
25:37She ain't coming.
25:38Oh.
25:38She's too busy.
25:40What, looking after her grand?
25:41I don't know.
25:41I expect so.
25:42It's just time to tell her she couldn't come.
25:43Oh, thanks.
25:44I don't know what you see in her, anyway.
25:46Don't get me wrong.
25:47I like Michelle.
25:47She's my best mate.
25:49But she hasn't exactly got a lot of go in her, has she?
25:51She's all right.
25:52As a mate, yeah.
25:53Is that what you want?
25:55Well, look.
25:56We'll never get anywhere if we don't like each other first.
25:58We like each other.
26:00I suppose so.
26:01Next thing to decide is where you want to go from there.
26:04Eh?
26:04If you let finger on Michelle, you're in trouble.
26:06What?
26:07Well, she's not into all of that.
26:09And how do you know?
26:10Because I'm her mate and she tells me things.
26:12Besides, a dad would kill you.
26:14Yeah, well, most dads are like that about their daughters.
26:16Are they?
26:17My parents are too busy sorting out their own sex life to know it's what I get up to.
26:21So you're not like Michelle, then?
26:24Look, I don't want to be an English Rose.
26:27If you want to make the running, I will.
26:29Of course, some blokes are frightened by that.
26:31How about you?
26:36Don't forget to look in so goodnight to Sharon before you go up, eh?
26:38No, I'll pop in in a minute.
26:40How is she?
26:41Fine.
26:42She looked like the cat that got the cream when she came home tonight.
26:44Well, that's because we were laughing.
26:45If we're happy, she's happy.
26:47Yeah, maybe.
26:50It's true, Angie.
26:51It's well worth making the effort.
26:52Oh, is it such an effort, then, having to be nice to me?
26:54No, of course not.
26:56It's just how I got out of the habit.
26:57Well, we both have, haven't we?
26:58Yeah.
26:59Well, things are going to change from now on, eh?
27:01Yeah.
27:03I've, erm...
27:04I've moved my stuff into your room.
27:06Eh?
27:07Well, I thought it would be easier to convince Sharon we mean business if we're not in separate
27:10rooms any more.
27:11Yeah.
27:12You don't mind, do you?
27:13Mind?
27:13No, of course not.
27:14I've chuffed the bits.
27:15I think I am, I know.
27:17We should have done it years ago.
27:18Yeah, but we didn't, did we?
27:19That's why we ended up in separate rooms.
27:22Joke, Dennis.
27:23I'm not about to spoil the beginning of a beautiful friendship, am I?
27:27You know, I can't even remember which side of the bed you sleep on.
27:30I'd just have to jog your memory, then, won't I?
27:32Get up them stairs.
27:34You're keen, are you?
27:35Well, you can't say I'm exactly rushing things.
27:37I mean, we've only been married 17 years.
27:43Do you know something?
27:45I think tonight, finally, is gonna be my lucky night.
27:50I think you're probably right.
28:16Yeah, you know what, looking at the fishing ship.
28:19Bye-bye.
28:20Bye-bye.
28:21Bye-bye.
28:21Bye-bye.
28:21Bye-bye.
28:21Bye-bye.
28:25Bye-bye.
28:29Bye-bye.