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00:24R.S.J.A.
00:38Yeah, yeah!
00:41Well, Pete bought me a knitting machine.
00:46Here you have something I don't know what it is yet.
00:49It's a surprise.
00:50Have you done it up here before?
00:52It's like Christmas.
00:55We'll just have a look.
00:56We've done it up now.
00:59Oh, way! You're lovely.
01:01Oh, you should.
01:02I've got one now.
01:05Sorry, I'm late, but don't have to go to the doctor.
01:07Where's Kath gone?
01:08To the ladies to buy some new earrings.
01:10Kaffee!
01:12Well, why don't you go? Then you'll have a quorum.
01:15That'll be 79, please, Pete.
01:17No, no, no, no.
01:19Nothing, mate. It's on the house.
01:21Go on, Arthur. Sit down. Join the party.
01:22We'll manage.
01:24Did I sue her?
01:26They're really good.
01:27Oh, I'll fetch your food over.
01:30All right.
01:35Now, this is from me,
01:37and this is from ma'am.
01:39Thanks.
01:41Why don't you use it?
01:42Yeah, thanks. Nice of you to remember.
01:44Well, you're becoming a bit of a regular, aren't you?
01:47Fine are you looking for?
01:49Hey, that smells good. What is it?
01:50State kidney pie.
01:52We can do your cottage pie if you like.
01:53No, you can't work the woman's cookie.
01:56Do you want to try some?
01:58No, sir. Pack of the peanuts. Dry roasted.
02:03Your Ian's got a lovely light hand for pastry.
02:05Here, Ange. I thought we had all the shepherd's pie.
02:07Oh, never mind. Here, I'll have this.
02:09Offer?
02:09Shepherd's pie, please.
02:10Sounds funny asking, but can I have a pint?
02:12I should think so.
02:14Yeah.
02:14We bought you light, sir.
02:16Oh, we do. Thanks.
02:17This is all we've got here.
02:19Yeah, it's not light, mum.
02:21Super brown paper bag.
02:22Listen, you're lucky she thought of you at all.
02:24She can only think of herself these days.
02:26She's still under the weather.
02:27Oh, she's driving us round the bend, mate.
02:29On me head, on me bum.
02:31What's the matter? Don't you like it?
02:33Oh, it's not that.
02:34It's nice taste.
02:35Mum.
02:36Listen, I bet she bought it at thingies round the corner.
02:38If you don't like the colour, you can always change it.
02:40No, she didn't get it from fingers round the corner.
02:42She got it from me, Christmas before last.
03:13Karen, cheese and tomato and a Coke.
03:15Cheese and tomato.
03:17Tracy, ham roll, wagging wheel and tea, no sugar.
03:20Hang about, hang about.
03:21And I'll have, er...
03:21Listen, Michelle, give me the list.
03:23Probably be quicker.
03:26Two takes, when you're ready for two.
03:27Two minutes, all right.
03:28Yeah, good.
03:29Thought your parents were boozing for her birthday.
03:31Nah, nah, it's not for the world.
03:32Pat for off her.
03:32You'll be all right on your own on a Saturday.
03:34Yeah, Kelvin's gonna work as well, yeah.
03:36Have you found me a bloke yet?
03:38Huh?
03:38Ian!
03:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:40It's all fixed up, yeah.
03:41Is he all right?
03:41Yeah, he's, er...
03:42Yeah, he's okay, yeah.
03:43And he's coming tonight.
03:44It's your idea, innit?
03:45Hello.
03:46Hello.
03:46How's it going?
03:48I guess a Coke soon.
03:49Oh, it's really boring.
03:51It's so boring then, you know.
03:52I passed that for four perms, shampooed about 40 people's hair till my hands are red raw.
03:56Rest of the time, just swept up dirty hair.
03:58Don't suppose you can concentrate or work much, can you?
04:00Why not?
04:01Well, no other boys are rhyming tonight, innit?
04:03I'd be as nervous as hell.
04:04Why should I be nervous?
04:06Supposing he don't turn up?
04:07He will.
04:10He's from the social, I know he is.
04:12He can't be.
04:13Well, it's not even as if we did anything.
04:16It's not fair.
04:18I'm going to lose me money.
04:20I bet it was that Sue.
04:22Did he see you coming in?
04:24Oh, would you think I am daft or something?
04:26I don't think I'm going to have a word with that, Ali.
04:27What for?
04:28Well, she is his wife.
04:29Do you really think she reported you?
04:31Who else?
04:32She's mean enough.
04:33Yeah, she's not that bad.
04:36Well, I could have a word with Al, I suppose.
04:39Yeah.
04:39If we're right, she's in for a right bloody am I.
04:42Yeah, and if we're not, I am.
04:44All right, so it's all fixed up for tonight then, is it?
04:47What?
04:48You know, Michelle's fella for the video.
04:50The replacement chance.
04:52Oh, thanks.
04:54Well, did you speak to Al's boss's name?
04:56Gary.
04:57Yeah, yeah, Gary.
04:58Did you make contact?
04:59Yeah.
04:59And it's all okay, is it?
05:01Well, I spoke to him.
05:03And he didn't say no, did he?
05:05Well, not exactly, but he didn't say yes, did he?
05:07What's happened?
05:08What did he say?
05:10Oh, you think about it.
05:11Look, mate, Michelle is banking on us.
05:14If we don't turn up with fella for her tonight, we are in dead trouble.
05:18All right, I'll phone him again.
05:20He's all right, isn't he?
05:21Yeah.
05:22He's fine.
05:25Why hasn't Cathy been able to see me on her birthday?
05:28I told you, she said she'd come over later.
05:31Well, I should be on me sickbed later.
05:34Did you give her the birthday present?
05:36Of course I did.
05:38And?
05:39She said to say thank you.
05:41And here's your painkillers as directed.
05:44No chemicals in them.
05:46No, I got from the old food place, like you said.
05:50What's this?
05:51Well, I've been reading it all up.
05:54It's allergies is half my trouble.
05:56But, Mum, if you read this sort of thing...
05:59I'm going to need a new, a complete change of diet.
06:02But if you read this sort of thing, you couldn't end up imagining
06:05you've got all sorts of things wrong with you.
06:07Oh, and me veins are playing up today.
06:10It's acupuncture I need.
06:12I know what you need.
06:14What's that?
06:15A nice cup of tea.
06:17Well, just this once.
06:22Goat's milk would be better.
06:25I should come up in a rash.
06:27Why would Sue do a thing like that, eh?
06:29She's jealous.
06:30Of what?
06:31Of me.
06:31Come again?
06:32She is.
06:33She thinks I mean it.
06:34No, she doesn't.
06:35She's just being daft.
06:36She doesn't really mean it.
06:39All the same to you, Ali.
06:40Sue can be a bit of a cow sometimes.
06:42Look, anybody could have grassed you up.
06:44Doesn't have to be my Sue.
06:45And anyway, you don't know what Sue this bloke's looking for.
06:48Look, Al, about a couple of nights I'll stay here.
06:50Look, they're gonna stop me money.
06:52Well, look, I'm sorry.
06:53But you can't go around accusing people of doing the dirty on you without any evidence.
06:57All right, prove Sue didn't do it.
06:59How?
07:00I don't know.
07:01Ask her.
07:01Ask her?
07:02Are you daft?
07:03What am I supposed to say?
07:05Sue, darling, did you go to the social and rat on that poor young Mary who lives upstairs?
07:09Well, you don't have to say it like that.
07:10Well, how would I say it then?
07:14Look, come on, Sue's not so bad.
07:17I know she can be a bit of a cow sometimes, but can you blame her?
07:21She's got to play up with me, you know, and I'm not the easiest bloke to get on with.
07:26No, Sue wouldn't do a thing like this.
07:29Well, if it isn't Sue, who else could it have been?
07:33Do you enjoy that, Pete?
07:34Oh, ace, babe.
07:37Hey, your son does the catering here, is that right?
07:40Hey.
07:41Boy, are you in the tax office?
07:42Yeah, of course not.
07:43I just wondered if he was around.
07:45I'd like to ask him something.
07:46What about?
07:48I'll get you another one.
07:49No, thanks, mate.
07:50I'm with a party.
07:57I believe congratulations are in order.
08:00Pardon?
08:01The lady's birthday.
08:02Thanks.
08:04How old is your son?
08:05Why?
08:06Well, just interested, that's all.
08:09You wouldn't happen to be friendly with a young girl named Theresa, would you?
08:12He's not into women.
08:13Yet.
08:16He should be pampering.
08:18Finding out what sort of thing he drinks and all that.
08:20He's spending money, eh?
08:21Just not like you to complain about that.
08:23Dry roasted peanuts laughs for the big spenders.
08:25Bye.
08:26See you, love.
08:26Bye-bye.
08:27Boy, don't pamper him, Ange.
08:30He asks too many questions.
08:38Search me.
08:39I wish you'd find another pub to drink in.
08:41Here.
08:42You're having your nice birthday, are you?
08:43Go on, have another drink.
08:44I'm having a lovely time, thanks.
08:45And no, I does want another one.
08:47I won't be wide awake tonight.
08:48You'll have to slip up a meal, I've been promised.
08:50Oh, where's he taking?
08:51I don't know.
08:51Surprise.
08:52Those were the days, eh?
08:53Well, in fact, I think we might just toddle off home for a little kick in a minute.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Then I should be all bright and fresh for this evening.
08:59Sexy siesta, eh?
09:00Mm-hmm.
09:01Very Spanish.
09:01Yeah, well, I'm off to the night soon.
09:08What about, darling?
09:10Taking Rolly for a walk.
09:11Oh, great.
09:12Save half for a job.
09:12Hey, did you see the card I sent from Spain?
09:14Yeah.
09:15Princess, you and your mum didn't have a row while I was away, did you?
09:19Why?
09:20Well, you'd just seem down, that's all.
09:21Lots of things happen while you was away.
09:23Having a row was only one of them.
09:26Well, before dinner, it was allergies, acupuncture and varicose veins.
09:31After dinner, it was anthrax.
09:34Then she toyed with food poisoning for all of 30 seconds.
09:38You don't think she's really ill, do you?
09:39Do you?
09:40No, I don't.
09:41I think it's a con.
09:42She hasn't been getting attention lately.
09:44No, it's because of all this Mark business.
09:47I know.
09:47Come on, come on, come on.
09:49We agreed.
09:50Come.
09:52Now, try not to think about it, eh?
09:54Oh, I do.
09:55I try not to think about all sorts of things, like never seeing Mark again.
10:01How can I go the next ten minutes without a fag?
10:05And now that Dennis is back, there'll be no work for you at the pub.
10:09Now the bloody hell are we gonna manage?
10:11Hey, hey, steady.
10:14Don't take any notice of me.
10:16I'm just feeling all fat and horrible.
10:20You're not horrible.
10:23She's getting on my wick.
10:28Spotty?
10:29Yeah, yeah, it's Kelvin.
10:31Listen, have you made your mind up yet?
10:33It'll be alright, honest.
10:36I told you.
10:38It'll just be there, right?
10:40Yes.
10:42And make eyes at my mate's cousin all night and answer to the name Chez.
10:47No, it's not a wind-up.
10:50Ah, great.
10:52Yeah, I'll meet you about, erm, 7.30, yeah?
10:55Okay, Tadda, I'll see you later.
11:00Thanks, Al.
11:00Okay, Kel.
11:04I think you did get a dodgy MOT.
11:06They found out.
11:06You'd get the sack, Ali.
11:07I can't work without one soon.
11:10Anyway, I'll soon save enough from my earnings to get the old banger seen to.
11:14And then I can get a proper MOT.
11:16It's just to tide me over.
11:18Yeah, well, your savings have a tendency to ride off on the back of horses.
11:22So, what do you want me to do?
11:23Give up cabin?
11:24No.
11:25Right, then.
11:27And while we're having a bit of a sort out between us, there's, er, something I'd like
11:31to ask you.
11:32What?
11:33You know Lofty stayed the night up in Mary's?
11:36Yeah.
11:37I had to clean the bath out after him.
11:38Two coves with the vim.
11:40It's the London water that suit gets a lot of scum.
11:43Rubbish.
11:44Well, I've got to admit, it did put me off my bath.
11:46I noticed you didn't clean it up.
11:52Sue, did you happen to report Mary to the Soche?
11:55Eh?
11:56Did you tell them she was cohabiting?
11:59Why?
11:59Did you?
12:00No.
12:03Well, somebody has.
12:04Well, somebody might have.
12:06And I'm the likely candidate, is that it?
12:08No, I was just asking.
12:10You were just asking?
12:11Well, you must have a pretty low opinion of me.
12:13I didn't say you did.
12:14It was just a question.
12:16If you even had to ask the question,
12:18it means you think there's a possibility that I might...
12:20No, Sue.
12:20No.
12:21Well, who else have you accused then?
12:22Other than me?
12:23I'm not accusing you.
12:25Helly.
12:26I mean, you do go on sometimes.
12:28Yeah, I'll go on about things that don't matter.
12:32And they expect it of me.
12:34And why shouldn't I?
12:35I'm giving them a service.
12:36Eh?
12:37You've lost me.
12:39Look, if I believed all the gossip everybody told me about you, I'd be in a nut house.
12:44I mean, they can gossip about you all they like.
12:46I don't care.
12:47Whatever turns them on.
12:48I trust you.
12:50I know what you're like inside.
12:52I know when you're larking about.
12:54I know when you're serious.
12:56You've still lost me.
12:58What are you on about?
12:59Because you don't know what I'm like inside.
13:02I wouldn't go and report Mary to the sows.
13:04Do you really think I'd do that?
13:05No.
13:06That's what worries me.
13:07You don't know me at all.
13:10Look, I don't care what anybody does.
13:13It's as long as they clean the bath out after them.
13:18Where's Mum?
13:19Having a lie down.
13:20Yeah.
13:20One second a week.
13:21I don't know.
13:22What is it?
13:25Shepherd's pie.
13:25Not again.
13:27Well, we can't let it go to waste.
13:28Come.
13:28I'm not hungry.
13:29You've got to eat something.
13:31Well, don't be daft.
13:33Sharon, what's the matter?
13:35Oh.
13:36I thought I heard voices.
13:38You should have given us a shout, Deb.
13:40You all right, love?
13:41Everyone seems very interested in me all of a sudden.
13:43Well, of course.
13:47She's probably just fed up, eh, about the shepherd's pie.
13:50Yeah.
13:51I expect that's what it is.
13:55What are we going to do, Deb?
13:59About what?
14:02The food.
14:05It's just not selling, is it?
14:07Only to regular customers, I think no one else is buying.
14:11Well, let's face it.
14:13The sort of customer you get goes over his egg and chips.
14:16Now, if we're going to make any money on this food,
14:17we've got to attract a different class of person.
14:24And I thought...
14:26I thought it was Sharon you was worried about.
14:34I thought it was...
14:35By the way, Spotty said okay.
14:36Who?
14:37You know, Gary.
14:38What did you call him?
14:40Nothing.
14:40Look, he's agreed.
14:41So we'll be in the clear, right?
14:43I said I'd meet you at 7.30.
14:45Yeah.
14:46I just hope he's Michelle's type.
14:48Bet you're excited about tonight, eh?
14:50I can't wait to meet him.
14:51What are you going to wear?
14:52I haven't decided yet.
14:53What?
14:54I've come all that way from Clacton, especially to see you.
14:56I haven't decided what you're going to wear.
14:57He said I'd look good in a plastic bag, matter of fact.
15:00Oh, well then, he's got to be loving it.
15:02Dying to me.
15:03I mean, he's coming tonight to the video show.
15:05I told you he was.
15:06Supposed when he gets held up.
15:08Why should he do that?
15:09I don't know.
15:10Maybe his car will break down.
15:11There could be a sudden rail strike.
15:12You can stop all your slide legs showing what's
15:14because Chas is coming, so they'll.
15:17Want a coffee with your ice bun?
15:18No, Charlie.
15:19On your way home.
15:20Seems believe him, Michelle.
15:22Tonight, Ian's place, 8 o'clock.
15:23Be there.
15:25Do you fancy standing tonight?
15:26No.
15:27Oh, come on.
15:27Oh, and anyway, Ian's got that video party, hasn't he?
15:30Oh, yeah.
15:34Here.
15:35Don't enough for asking some funny questions.
15:38What, about Ange?
15:39Do you know anything?
15:40No.
15:43Honest, I don't.
15:44I don't care.
15:45I mean, what's good for the ghosts?
15:47Excuse me.
15:49Here, come back here, son, and give your mum a kiss.
15:51It's her birthday.
15:52Oh, don't, Pete.
15:53He's probably sorting out your surprise.
15:55Is the table set?
15:57Pete, please.
15:58I enjoyed my lunch today, Ian.
16:00Yeah, it was a pastry, all right?
16:01Oh, it was really beautiful.
16:04Oh, yeah, it was very nice, son.
16:07Do we have to agree to this bleeding video party?
16:09Oh, well, you don't ask for much.
16:11Yeah, well, it's just that me and you could stay.
16:13You didn't have a nice, intimate little...
16:14Oh, I want to go out.
16:15You promise me, Pete.
16:15OK, we're going out, then.
16:17It's just that you.
16:19You shouldn't look so, er, sexy.
16:21Well, you can't blame Ian for that.
16:24Happy birthday to you.
16:28Happy birthday to you.
16:30Oh, Lord.
16:31Happy birthday to you.
16:32Happy birthday, dear Kathy.
16:33Happy birthday.
16:40Hello, babe.
16:42What are you doing down here on your own, eh?
16:43What's it look like?
16:45Well, you look like a proper little waif and strafe, if you ask me.
16:49Eh.
16:51Do you mind if I sit down here beside you?
16:57well come what's bothering my little princess eh
17:02you can tell your old dad you're not my dad
17:08maybe not
17:10but Ange and I love as if it's our own you know that
17:13do I?
17:14let's all be a wife and stray
17:15well what's that supposed to mean?
17:17nothing
17:20dad
17:21dad when he was in Spain
17:23yeah
17:25I mean I feel like I don't trust you anymore either of you
17:30I've always been behaving very well funny since you've been away
17:34and I keep thinking things I can't help it
17:38I don't know I don't know nothing
17:40I just got this feeling it's like the ground was opening up around and
17:46look princess I'm sorry
17:52your mum and I we love you
17:56tears me apart to see you like this
18:00look
18:01your mum and I were only human right
18:05if we have our little differences
18:08doesn't mean we don't love you
18:11it doesn't mean anything
18:14if I was really your daughter
18:17maybe you and mum wouldn't have so many differences
18:22Sharon
18:24you are my daughter
18:27more so than if you were my own flesh and blood
18:29and your mum feels the same as I do
18:32so stop worrying
18:37can I have a bite of that bun
18:40I didn't get to eat that shepherd's pie either
18:45by the way mum
18:46thanks for the scarf
18:47it was really lovely
18:48oh yes
18:49where did you get it mum
18:51you know in case Kathy wants to change it
18:53oh take that away
18:55it makes me feel sick
18:57it's not fair to parade that in front of somebody
19:00who's probably got a due deal answer
19:02and where did you get it mum
19:03what?
19:05the scarf
19:06oh I can't remember
19:08I've got a headache haven't I
19:11migraine
19:12I've had some
19:13I've had some
19:13I've had some
19:16taste awful these
19:18mum are you sure you should take so many
19:20they can't get you down you know
19:22here
19:23what do you know about it
19:24ever had sciatica
19:26I thought it was supposed to be a bug mum
19:28yes it was
19:30it started it off in the night
19:33I didn't sleep a wink all night
19:35did you get a lot of presents?
19:37yeah I got me
19:37and she didn't improve matters
19:40pulling the chain at our past three
19:43none of you cares
19:46I'm going up to me bed
19:49an happy birthday to you mum
19:51Paulie
19:53Paulie
19:54oh shall I go
19:56no it's alright I've got used to it
19:59now I wonder what it's going to be this time
20:01bubonic plague
20:02or
20:03athlete's foot
20:04or piles
20:05why don't you try foot and mouth
20:08Paulie
20:08what's keep
20:09alright I'm coming
20:13oh my god I've forgotten we've got that video party
20:15haven't we
20:16times like this I'm glad we haven't got a video
20:18it's alright Arthur
20:18just our Ian
20:19Michelle
20:20Sharon
20:20here has Kelvin been invited
20:22I don't know
20:23I do know I promised to learn some sandwiches though
20:25come on Pete
20:25oh
20:27she wants me to send for the doctor
20:29see in the club
20:32shh
20:32is there appendix
20:34she ain't got one
20:34no she reckons it's grown back
20:39can you have a cup quick dad
20:40of course you can
20:44what's it for all
20:45am I not allowed to ask
20:46we're going to share it with a video
20:48what is this video
20:49well it's a dance movie
20:50pop him back
20:52bet it's nicked
20:53it's pirated dad
20:54oh there's a difference
20:55here
20:56sling you up
20:57enjoy yourself
20:57you okay love
20:59in a minute
21:00have a nice time eh
21:01don't do anything I wouldn't do
21:11Ian we're back
21:20spotty
21:26now you behave yourselves
21:27when you're round at Pete
21:28you're cast tonight
21:29we're only going to watch a film mum
21:30yeah well don't go putting any fag ends out on her carpet will you know how particular she is
21:35or do you know I could murder a fag
21:37what's that
21:37it's for Mark
21:39mum
21:40just in case
21:41that's all
21:43here
21:43you've gone to a lot of trouble tonight
21:45is it for Mr Wright or someone
21:48do I look alright
21:49you look lovely
21:50and if you can't get him looking like that
21:52no one can
21:54Paulie
21:57how many of you
21:58er it's me
21:59Michelle
21:59Sharon
22:00Kelvin
22:01oh and Chase
22:02who's he
22:03oh he's a mate of Kelvin's
22:05okay
22:06right now you behave yourself tonight
22:08you're in
22:08and no mucking about
22:09yeah well I promise
22:10okay
22:10alright
22:11you have a nice time
22:12yeah you have a nice time too
22:13oh I will
22:13and thanks for the cake
22:14it's alright
22:16alright
22:17there's your mate
22:18alright
22:19you fit mate
22:19yeah lovely
22:20alright
22:20have a good night son
22:21alright
22:21good night
22:22thanks for the use of the machine in there
22:24you're welcome
22:24alright
22:29where's Chase
22:29you turn up
22:30what do you mean
22:31keep your knickers on I phoned him
22:32he's gonna make his own way
22:34oh he'd better do
22:35I feel all about leaving her in the house on her own
22:37but I have to get out for five minutes
22:38she's driving me mad
22:40could you get hold of Dr Lee?
22:41no his answering machine was on
22:43I'll get him later
22:45now she says she's got something pressing on her eyes
22:48oh it sounds like blood pressure to me
22:50no it's some funny kind of flu
22:52oh I don't know
22:53she hasn't got a temperature
22:54I went out and bought her a magazine to read in bed
22:57and she claims she can't see properly
22:58yeah blood pressure
23:00I betcha
23:02thanks mrs.
23:03uh uh it's Angie
23:05back side of the bar
23:08oh hello Al
23:09you wanted a word for me
23:10yeah several mate
23:15oh hey
23:16don't eat all the sandwiches
23:17Kelv
23:18save some for everyone else
23:25we met downstairs
23:26alright uh time to settle up everybody
23:28I think two pounds was the agreed figure
23:30you're not going to make a bomb out of this
23:32you rip-off merchant
23:34where is he then Shell?
23:35changed his mind?
23:36nah yeah I phoned earlier
23:37said he'd make his own way here
23:39I'll go
23:40thanks
23:44that's real
23:49hello Chaz
23:51hello
23:54Michelle
23:55well have I changed that much?
23:57it's a bit dark in here isn't it?
23:58well
23:58don't we get introduced to the famous Carlo
24:00are you satisfied?
24:05well if
24:05yeah if you say so
24:07you get on my whittakers mate
24:09you really do
24:10if I say so
24:11have you any idea what you've let me in for?
24:14no
24:14no I don't suppose you have
24:15only giving her another stick to beat me with
24:18something she can really get hold of
24:19ever since it's been non-stop
24:21rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit
24:22care more about Mary than you do for me
24:26the sooner I get my cab back on the road
24:28the better
24:28not a mess eh
24:29who else could have done it?
24:31yeah that reminds me
24:32the bathroom
24:33Sue had to have two guys with a vim after you used it last
24:36now me
24:37I don't give her monkeys what you and Mary get up to
24:39I don't care what anybody gets up to
24:41just so long as they clean the bath out after them
24:44yeah right I will mate
24:45sorry about that
24:46I wouldn't do it
24:46yeah that bathroom's one thing Sue and me are agreed on
24:54when are we going to see this video?
24:55oh keep your hair on will you?
24:57come on your parents will be back soon
24:58but we will wait until 11 o'clock
25:00don't you think we should put the light out first?
25:01no
25:03hey why?
25:04I suppose you want to do some dancing
25:05I'll do my dancing sitting down
25:07look I don't think mum and dad will be too pleased
25:09if you turn this into some kind of party
25:11will they?
25:17this ain't what he said in the cover
25:21what is he doing?
25:23I'll give you three guesses
25:25what is this Ian?
25:27oh I don't know
25:27it ain't what he said though is it?
25:29did you get this rubber?
25:30oh I flatten him
25:38never mind love
25:38anytime you feel lonely
25:40come in here
25:40no need to be bashful
25:41I've never done it before
25:43not on my own
25:44I mean I've been in here with Andy
25:45it's different with men isn't it love?
25:48we hardly see each other when he's on nights
25:50still I've got my studying
25:51all work and no play eh?
25:55hello Alice
25:57usual
25:57there you go
26:00how's your ass coming on there?
26:02oh right in theory
26:04we're full of plans
26:05we thought about knocking down the dividing wall
26:07you want to talk to Tony about that?
26:09oh yeah
26:10any news from the council?
26:11Alice is going to be worried about her house
26:12she's fighting the council
26:13why not them on the ship?
26:14lucky her
26:15maybe you can get them to knock the wall down for you
26:19it's a matter of trust
26:20look I didn't know it was one of those movies
26:23he's a bloke at school
26:24he conned me
26:25they see you coming son
26:27look
26:28you allow them to use you
26:30use our own for that
26:31look I'm sorry dad
26:33mum
26:34look I've arranged your birthday
26:36I think I'll go to bed
26:38yeah you do that
26:39goodnight
26:42not dead
26:43goodnight
26:48oh it's a shame
26:51what are we going to do with this?
26:53I don't know
26:54well I think we better check it is
26:56what we think it is
26:57oh yeah
26:58definitely
26:58definitely
26:59ha ha
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