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00:00Shorty West, short-line air
00:04Shows a girl who's haunting away
00:08Shows a man, and that king
00:12Short-line, short-line
00:16Short-line, short-line
00:20Short-line, short-line
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00:33The Galaxy has just arrived back in Port Everglades, Florida
00:37after a week of fun and sun in the Caribbean
00:392,000 passengers are now eager to disembark
00:43Ladies and gentlemen, we are waiting for immigration to say that you can proceed ashore
00:46Thank you
00:47And a mile away at the nearest supermarket
00:49husband and wife casino workers from the Galaxy, Dale and Mary
00:53have already rushed to do some essential shopping
00:55They need to stock up on their personal stores
00:58before the ship leaves for another cruise later today
01:00I'm going to see if I've won the lottery first
01:03I bought this a couple of weeks ago
01:04Oh look, it's Valentine's Day nearly
01:08Back on the ship however, a drama is brewing in every sense of the word
01:12Head office has insisted the entertainment department provide an extra show spectacular
01:16Already performing two shows a week
01:18They now have just three days to put on another from scratch
01:21The Goldwyn years
01:23Troubleshooting director Jean-Anne Ryan has flown in again to mastermind the seemingly impossible task
01:28To make matters worse, the singers and dancers are now on disembarkation duty
01:33Getting 2,000 people off a ship is not easy at the best of times
01:37And today is not the best of times
01:41Right up the stairs
01:42The only way we are going to be able to take disembarkation very seriously and very fast
01:48So you can all get home quickly
01:49If we have 2,000 passengers all in this area, it is not going to work
01:54Please follow these rules for me
01:55Please
01:57Right this way, please
01:57Okay
01:57So can you follow Gina?
02:00Right this way, thank you very much
02:02Thank you for your patience
02:03We will get you out of here
02:05Anywhere you are, you will be called and you will hear your number
02:09So we need please for you to move upstairs, please
02:15Part of the key is to be able to plan right now
02:17We have X amount of hours
02:19Now we start dividing them into how we're going to get there
02:21Yeah
02:22So this is really the starting point for us
02:24Do you know where you're going?
02:25I want the chocolate aisle
02:26No you don't
02:27Let's just get
02:28Can I have a look at this
02:29I hate going shopping with you
02:32Why do you have to get one with a wonky wheel?
02:35I want cookies
02:35Is this what you want, cookies?
02:37I want digestives
02:39I don't think you'll find digestive biscuits in America
02:42Do you?
02:43Because it's English
02:44Because I want digestives
02:46You won't find
02:47Oh
02:50Half an hour in the line is so poorly organized
02:53So poorly organized
02:55It's incredible
02:57It's absolutely insanity
02:58Yeah
03:01I'm sure we all have the potential to be this angry
03:04But you see 2,000 people all with the same motivation
03:08And that's just to be angry
03:10Poor people
03:11We're waiting for 39 more people to show up for immigration
03:15There's 39 people that have not shown up
03:17And we cannot clear the ship
03:18And you're holding 2,000 people for that
03:21You have to
03:24Hello Jane
03:25Good morning
03:27How are you?
03:28I'm fine
03:28And how are you?
03:29Actually I'm wonderful
03:31And I think these dancers deserve a medal
03:36It's always panic getting on and off ships
03:38But there's no need to shout at them like that
03:40It's not their fault
03:42It's not their fault at all
03:43People get very frustrated when they're traveling home
03:47So I think everything runs really smoothly on here
03:50But these poor dancers
03:53I'm going to buy them all a big stiff drink later on
03:56Bless them
03:58See you later
04:11I have been told by the doctor
04:13That Michelle cannot sing for a week
04:16And he told me on Thursday
04:18Seven days
04:19He said because she's on a seventh
04:20Okay knowing where Michelle is right
04:24Michelle number one needs the okay from anybody
04:27She needs an okay to go to a doctor on shore tomorrow
04:33I've got to buy tights
04:34One thing we've got to be back at the ship in a couple of hours
04:40That's what you need
04:40Some white sauce
04:41No I need tights
04:44Some suspenders
04:46Stockings
04:46Have a safe trip
04:47Hey guys
04:48Ciao
04:48Bye
04:52Get off
04:53Never come back
04:54Get off
04:55Get out of here
04:56Mary just grab it
04:57Grab one
04:58For Christ's sake
04:59I need ten pairs
05:00You're getting on my nerves
05:01Why do you need ten pairs?
05:05So
05:06Thank you very much
05:08Wonderful
05:09Thank you very much
05:10So well
05:11You have a wonderful day
05:12Thank you
05:14If Michelle suddenly is not getting better
05:16She's just on the verge of coming back
05:18And then suddenly we rip her to shreds on Wednesday
05:20Friday we've got no show
05:21She also always has the option of getting a cantalogue shot
05:24That will clear her voice up immediately
05:26Is that prednisone?
05:28It's steroids
05:29He's the doctor
05:30Well he has it on board
05:31He said he will not give it unless it's an emergency
05:34I would think it would be an emergency
05:36How could the size of that bracket of crisps you fat pig?
05:41Just a snack
05:43Right we've got everything
05:44I've finished
05:45Do you want any bread?
05:46No
05:46What about your jam and everything?
05:48No
05:49It's one of them
05:50Right
05:52How come I'm doing all the work and you're just sitting there with a
05:54It's the older man
05:57Insane is the word
05:58Insane
05:59Hi
06:03How's it going Claude?
06:04These passengers are insane
06:09That's all I can say
06:10That's all I can say
06:12That's all I can say
06:13Hi
06:20Hello welcome aboard
06:21Your cabin number please
06:245054 and 5036
06:25Welcome aboard
06:27Hello
06:27How are you?
06:29You all together?
06:30Good
06:30Welcome aboard
06:32Hello ladies
06:32Got your tickets there please
06:34How are you doing?
06:35Good to see you
06:35Good to see you
06:37Hello
06:38How are you?
06:39Hello
06:40Hi
06:40Hi
06:40Hi
06:42First let me apologize over and over and over about this day that you've had today
06:48And there really was nothing I could do about it until I got here
06:51And I'm so sorry that that had to happen but from this point forward you're out of the duties
06:57Okay so at least now we can concentrate on this alright so we can do this
07:02This is a really scary scary situation okay so I mean I just want to be very honest with you
07:08There are elements that we don't control
07:11Now I've just learned five minutes ago that Michelle has a little bronchitis here
07:18I mean like I'm much better I don't know if anyone's been hearing me I'm much better today than I
07:22was yesterday
07:23Okay
07:23So I mean there's hope that light at the end of the tunnel it's not a
07:27Okay
07:27I'm not going to leave you stranded don't worry
07:29I know you wouldn't ever
07:31Don't panic
07:33I'm not worried see how calm I am
07:36I am hardly worried at all about this
07:38We will make it happen we'll push hard for these three days and then we'll relax because we will have
07:45opened successfully
07:46We can do this right?
07:47Yes
07:47Okay alright alright
07:58Okay here we go
08:00A five six seven and a one two three four five six seven eight and two two three four five
08:08six seven eight
08:09gets on in a week or less than a week you know that the cast is gonna have to
08:14really work extremely hard to get this on I really feel for the cast because
08:19it's it's difficult to get something that big on and have to have it done
08:24they're gonna have to rehearse like morning till night it's gonna be
08:28horrendous
09:06I must admit it was horrible the first the first week
09:09we came on the ship we were really homesick and we really was
09:13claustrophobic we came into this cabin which has got no no window I mean no
09:17porthole and we didn't know anybody and it was just like it was pretty miserable
09:24and depressed for the first week or so the only thing we have done see we work
09:28weird hours I mean and there's nothing to eat so we bought stacks of food only to
09:32find out that it's a written warning if you're caught with food in your cabin so
09:37I mean this this draw here we've got to get rid of
09:44absolutely absolutely well we didn't know it forbidden which is strictly
09:48forbidden to have in the cabin but I suppose because of cockroaches and
09:52things like that I think the biggest thing we miss from England is baked beans
09:56beans on toast egg and chips I mean we get fed up with steak I love it now do you
10:03love it yeah I mean I still have to share a cabin with an absolute raving
10:07lunatic that buys me things like this for my birthday I mean what woman of 32
10:12years old buys buys her husband one of these things I think he looks like you I
10:17think I'll be on a diet after that
10:22six two three four five I have no idea we are okay
10:30someone's gonna do it on my knees again all in the day of a life of a slot tech
10:52like once more from the top
11:15let's get the action
11:17my service
11:19my service
11:21my service
11:39Trouble.
11:50I thought that each expensive gift you'd arranged
11:53was a token of your esteem.
11:56But when I think of what you want in exchange,
11:59it all seems a horrible dream.
12:05Ah, I'm off.
12:07Cut, cut, cut.
12:08Best rest your voice, Michelle.
12:10And, uh, next song.
12:11At the end of bar 41, we, uh, cut to the top of bar 82.
12:19I would prefer not to sing it all more until Wednesday
12:21because I'm on steroids.
12:23It's fake voice.
12:26It's just a mess.
12:27I don't know what's going to happen.
12:28Well, we need to know what's going to happen.
12:30If she's not going to be in, we need to know now.
12:32Up until just this afternoon, she's been saying,
12:34I'm getting better.
12:35I know I can do it.
12:35I can't do it.
12:36And now she's crying and saying, I can't sing.
12:38And there's pressure now because she didn't tell us yesterday.
12:41So there's plenty of pressure now.
12:44All right, everybody.
12:45Take a break.
12:45Clear the stage for Jane's show and dances with Jack to the gymnasium, okay?
12:49Work on those steps one hour from now.
12:52Prompt.
12:55One, two, keep it going.
12:57Girls and seven, six and seven and eight.
12:59One and two and three and four and five and six.
13:02I'm looking good.
13:03One and two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
13:07Okay, stop right there.
13:08Miss Jane McDonald.
13:18On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you'll see who you are.
13:30On a clear day, how it will astound you, that the glow of your being outshines every star.
13:42You'll feel part of, every mile to sea and shore, it's what we're brought to you by.
13:51Sunshine State.
13:59One and two and three.
14:01All right, you guys.
14:02Now that was tight.
14:04One, two, three and four, five, six, seven.
14:07Impressing me.
14:08One, two.
14:09All right.
14:13It turned out as a flu, which turned into like a bad sinus infection, which moved to my chest,
14:18which moved back up to my throat.
14:19I was just really sick for the last two weeks.
14:22I got very, very ill, and the only thing that heals you is time.
14:26You had a run-through yesterday.
14:27You had a run-through, and I did not sing at all.
14:30They would not let me sing, which I think was wise.
14:33No one would let me sing, and actually, I didn't want to push it.
14:36All these shows must take a terrible toll on your voice, anybody's voice, really.
14:39Yeah, it's a lot of work.
14:41It's a lot of work because it's not just your voice.
14:43It's your body.
14:44You know, you have to rest your body because your voice is a muscle, and it's connected.
14:48It's all connected, so you have to really take care of yourself
14:50and get the proper sleep.
14:52The cruise ship life is great, but it's a very social atmosphere.
14:55Hello, how are you?
14:56Hello, how are you?
14:57You know, talking everywhere.
14:59You don't know until you can't talk.
15:00How many people talk to you during the day?
15:02So I'm trying to be a little more conscious about taking it easy,
15:05not screaming, not laughing too loud.
15:07I'm learning that I have to, like, learn to hold back a little.
15:10There's a lot of hard work there between now and Wednesday.
15:25Do you have fun, Mr. Garth?
15:27I'll try my best.
15:29I don't believe it.
15:30I'm actually going to Max and Spencer's,
15:32and then I'm going to an English pub for bangers and mash.
15:34It's very traditional.
15:36It's a British colony, so all the Brits get off,
15:38and we just go for bangers and mash
15:39and I'll be in for some Max and Spencer's mickers.
15:42They have got a real Max and Spencer's?
15:43Yes, they have.
15:44So that's my plan for all today.
15:47A little taste of England.
15:48Absolutely.
15:49What would we do without it, eh?
15:51Everybody thinks it's a wonderful life, which it is.
15:54Don't get me wrong.
15:55I mean, it's fabulous being in the Caribbean as long as we are.
15:59But you just really crave for home.
16:01You just really want home.
16:04So Grant came in as that little taste of home,
16:06which is really nice.
16:08So come and join us and have bangers and mash for me.
16:10They're really good.
16:11So the Queen has still got sovereignty, you know,
16:14over the island?
16:15Yeah.
16:16The governor.
16:17The Queen appoints the governor for here.
16:19Right.
16:19Who?
16:20The Queen does?
16:20The Queen appoints the governor.
16:22All right.
16:22They're still happy to have the Queen as a sovereign and that.
16:25They're not looking for independence or anything here.
16:27No, they're not.
16:28All right.
16:28We prefer to stay, we'd rather stay British.
16:32Yeah.
16:32Yeah.
16:32Yeah.
16:40Today at noon, there were exactly four people here on time.
16:44Everyone came in and everyone had a reason why they were late.
16:47But the point is that we had a 10-minute soft warm-up.
16:49Some of you got three minutes of warm-up.
16:52That concerns me.
16:53Not only because you need to be here on time and ready to work,
16:55and the little bit of time you had to warm up,
16:58you now don't have.
17:00Okay?
17:01Whatever has to happen in the morning to get you here on time,
17:03that needs to happen.
17:05Anyone for downtown?
17:06Anyone for downtown?
17:08Yeah, we need to go to Mark's Suspensers at the Galleria.
17:11Huh?
17:12We need to go to Mark's Suspensers at Michael's Shop at Galleria Mall.
17:15One minute.
17:16How do people see the royal family over here?
17:19I think a lot of us, we feel some of them get a bum deal.
17:21They can't go anywhere without there being a camera
17:23that can take a picture a mile away and see them in the bathroom,
17:27you know?
17:28It must be terrible being folded by cameras, don't you think?
17:31Yes.
17:32Disgusting.
17:32Okay, tape is rolling.
17:36Okay.
17:49Tape is rolling.
18:08I feel really sorry for the cast today.
18:11They're all, like, flustered to be under control.
18:15Bless them.
18:16Brings back memories.
18:18Yeah.
18:18But it's a lot to ask.
18:19He thought if the nearby went is an old
18:24And the young, the far and far
18:28Let the necklace, the bag, the clothes, and the hand
18:33Michelle.
18:34Michelle, best not to sing, sweetheart.
18:36Okay.
18:38I can talk to you, though.
18:40I can talk to you.
18:41I can talk to you.
18:42Michelle, the lead singer, I mean, she's absolutely dying.
18:45She's got such a bad throat, a virus, and everything.
18:49I mean, she's really ill.
18:51So, I mean, she's the lead vocalist, you know?
18:53So, the last thing she's going to want to do right now is push and throw, and also get a
19:00new show on.
19:00So, what's it called?
19:30they turtle soup a turtle sandwich with tomato ketchup please I can't believe
19:36you're gonna film it by buying my undies
19:53here's a fab what do you think Chris like them very nice very nice yes
20:03they don't cover much but hey this is me being happiest when I'm shopping
20:09I could shop professionally in fact I do especially now I'm earning my own money
20:13again Henrik's got no calling what I do now so I can buy what I like oh look you
20:29may pick them up Mary come on it says at your own risk
20:39no I'm not touching any of them let me see if I can get one no don't don't put it
20:45at me
20:49they are strange aren't they give them a kiss
21:00just pick a smaller one up Mary I'm not holding one I hate them they're horrible just hold one just
21:07for a little while no yeah I think you should just come on please I'll get a small one I
21:14hate the BBC I hate the BBC
21:17excuse me oh no just hold him close it with me no I know his legs are going just hold
21:23him he won't hurt you hold oh no I don't like it you haven't got this in black have you
21:34Yeah, this is the cream one, isn't it?
21:37We're so glad you're here.
21:38We're so glad we found a little bit of England here.
21:41Have you been here long?
21:43Yes.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Nine years, almost.
21:45There's a lot of Brits here, you know.
21:47We do get about a bit, you know, as Brits.
21:49We travel a lot with the weather.
21:51Now then, where's the mix?
21:53Minicas are here.
21:54Woo!
21:56Oh, my God, Dale, look!
21:58It's like the Loch Ness Monster.
22:01Ah!
22:02I don't know what you think about it.
22:04Look! Look!
22:05That is massive. That is so disgusting.
22:08Look at this!
22:09I had a tortoise once. He never grew that big.
22:12You're very fussy about your underwear.
22:14Oh, extremely fussy about my undies.
22:16I am, actually.
22:17I think it's a personal thing, anyway, is underwear.
22:20But, erm, I'm not the only one that's fussy.
22:22I mean, you know, my partner at home's very fussy.
22:25He'll go, on earth have you got a eye?
22:28What would Hendrik like?
22:29Well, he's a typical man.
22:30He likes stockings and suspenders and all the bit, doesn't he?
22:32He doesn't like big knickers, which is what we all wear, really.
22:35You know, when I'm not with Hendrik, I wear me drawers.
22:38I like comfort. You know, I like me comfort.
22:40But, of course, I like to get dressed up as well, you know.
22:44Even for me, I like to just feel sexy underneath,
22:48cos then it makes me feel sexy.
22:50Even though I might not look sexier, I feel it.
22:53And I've just seen some very nice black G-strings behind you,
22:56so come this way.
22:57What?
22:58My word, Chris.
23:00The mating protest can last up to six days.
23:03Six days!
23:03Wahey!
23:04Ha!
23:05Turtle sex is six days.
23:07Six days it takes for turtle sex.
23:09The female would normally nest 28 days following mating.
23:14Wahey!
23:15That's not its willy, is it?
23:18Very.
23:18I hope not.
23:19Six days of that?
23:20Bloody hell!
23:21Ha!
23:22That's true!
23:25Yeah.
23:2576,20.
23:27That's the only problem.
23:29It's a lot more expensive here.
23:30There we are.
23:30Enjoy your day in here.
23:31Oh, thank you so much.
23:32Nice to meet you anyway.
23:33Thank you for coming.
23:34Probably seeing a lot of you.
23:35Please do.
23:35OK.
23:36Take care.
23:37Bye-bye.
23:51We're lost.
23:53We're lost.
23:54We're lost.
23:54We're lost.
23:54We're lost.
23:55We're lost.
23:55We're lost.
23:55We're gonna have some dinner in the Cameroun.
23:57May even have some bangers and mash.
23:59Can we get Heinz beans?
24:00What's bangers and mash?
24:02Bangers and mash.
24:03You don't know what bangers and mash is?
24:04Sausages.
24:04I wonder why you looked at me when I said bangers and mash.
24:07Sausages and potato.
24:07It's mashed potato and sausages.
24:09OK.
24:10We call them sausages in England.
24:12The slang word is bangers.
24:14Sausages, right?
24:16So here we are.
24:17The Camerouns, as you can see, packed out.
24:21So we'll have to wait 20 minutes just to get a table.
24:24It's all full of Brits.
24:25There's so many Brits in here.
24:26Because we're all, like, sad.
24:29We're all sad and we all need British sugar.
24:31So this is the place to be.
24:59Oh, look who's there.
25:04Ha-ha-ha.
25:07Excuse me.
25:08Oh, hello.
25:09You all right?
25:10I'll show you my knickers if you'll show me ours then.
25:12Woo!
25:14Hey!
25:15Hey!
25:16Hey!
25:16Hello, boys.
25:18Oh, hello, hello.
25:20I'm home.
25:21Yeah.
25:22They're quite nice, aren't they?
25:24Where are you going to put them?
25:25Sorry.
25:26On me line.
25:29I'm not going to wear those.
25:30I'm just going to hang them out.
25:32My little boy with rain.
25:36Oh, brother, it's thousand things.
25:41Be sensible, I can't be.
25:48Got what you wanted, then.
25:49Ooh, have I got what I want.
25:51Look at this, bangers and mash and baked beans.
25:53It's a good job I'm sleeping on my own, isn't it, really?
25:56The food on the ship's very nice, but it's not very English, is it?
25:58I mean, it's fabulous, but you just get sick of it.
26:02You know, week after week after week after week.
26:04Because after a while, everything just tastes the same.
26:06So we just crave something like this, ordinary food.
26:10You know, beans on toast, we would die for.
26:13So this is great.
26:32Oh, where are you going?
26:38I'm going to go.
26:41Costume Ja-Ja!
26:43This is so long ago, and just so...
26:47Where is this?
26:48I just wanna watch it.
27:02You tell me when you got it, I got your spike, hold on, I got to get out, I don't
27:12know how
27:12to go, I don't know where I'm going here, okay, hold my hand, right, go this way, I
27:17gotta go, I can't get out, which way are you going, I gotta go out, which way, no, I gotta
27:22go on the stage, okay, I can't, I'm stuck somewhere, oh, Jesus, I've got the dress and I've got the,
27:32oh, I've got the spike.
27:59Oh, I heard there was a vodka tasting somewhere, there's a vodka tasting? That's what I heard.
28:06Shouldn't be laughing, shouldn't be laughing, we'll get it right next time.
28:11What's the prognosis, do you think?
28:13Okay, right now everybody's most annoyed and so we're just going to let them go and chill just a little
28:19bit and we'll start again tomorrow, fresh start, start over.
28:23Everyone worked very hard, did a great job and so we need to just try it again tomorrow.
28:27God bless you.
28:29God bless you.
28:31God bless you.
28:33I love you.