- 16 hours ago
First broadcast 14th October 1986.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Donald Sumpter - Ronnie Day
John Forgeham - Manners
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Roger Walker - Kipper
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Ian McNeice - Manville
Sally Knyvette - Ann Winter
Matthew Taylor - Alan
John Grillo - Ben
Charon Bourke - Sally
Raymond Mason - Town Hall Official
Ron Tarr - Club Doorman
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Donald Sumpter - Ronnie Day
John Forgeham - Manners
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Roger Walker - Kipper
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Ian McNeice - Manville
Sally Knyvette - Ann Winter
Matthew Taylor - Alan
John Grillo - Ben
Charon Bourke - Sally
Raymond Mason - Town Hall Official
Ron Tarr - Club Doorman
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00:14I've got a load of horse, mate.
00:17Every time I do it, it loses.
00:19Every time I don't, it wins.
00:22I'm going to stick to the Moses trade, mate.
00:30That's our travel news.
00:31Here we are.
00:39Nothing like it, is there?
00:41What?
00:42Oh, breaking in a cab.
00:47It's sort of comforting, really, isn't it?
00:49I've known some drivers travel halfway across London just to have breakfast here.
00:55I mean...
00:59Look at that.
01:00It's beautiful, isn't it?
01:03Excuse me.
01:05If I'm interrupting you, I can always move to another table.
01:10Eh?
01:12Would you pass the sauce?
01:24Come on, Mr Box.
01:25Where are you?
01:26Most of his current inquiries of the business of being a keeper.
01:37Morning.
01:38Morning.
01:40Tea.
01:42What?
01:44Tea.
01:46Oh, yes, yes, sorry.
01:48Stop.
01:53There's three here that could oblige, you know.
01:56I want to go for something bigger.
01:57Ah, well, the first phase is putting up a bit of weight.
02:01BMWs.
02:01BMWs.
02:01Eh?
02:02Yeah.
02:03You go over on a ferry, buy a brand new one, drive it back, bingo.
02:07Well, why isn't everybody doing it then?
02:09Well, it's all a question of capital, isn't it?
02:10I don't see.
02:11I don't see.
02:11How much you like?
02:12About two grand.
02:14About two grand?
02:14Yeah.
02:15I suppose I could do it each way.
02:17When do you want it?
02:18Yesterday.
02:19How about tonight?
02:24Is this you talking?
02:25I take it or leave it.
02:26I want the money back by the end of next week.
02:28Are you serious?
02:29Yeah.
02:30I mean, you're starting to sound like one-y-day.
02:31Now, listen, too much wee-wee taken and the offer's withdrawn, all right?
02:34No, no, no.
02:35Offer accepted.
02:36Good boy.
02:37Here, get off.
02:37What?
02:38Get off.
02:39Get off.
02:39Hunter.
02:40Oh.
02:41Where's it coming from?
02:43Hal Brookman.
02:50I, uh, I worked right through the night and, uh, it's done.
02:56The top flat, it's finished.
02:58Yeah, that's good.
02:59We are on our way.
03:03That's great, Geordie, yes.
03:05Yes, I'm chuffed.
03:09You don't sound it.
03:11Oh, I'm sorry, Geordie.
03:12Of course I am.
03:14Would you, uh, would you try to go around and see what it looks like?
03:17I should think so.
03:18Right, look, uh, I'll finish up in here and then we'll both go around together, right?
03:22Yeah.
03:22Right.
03:25Five grand.
03:26We've been done for five grand.
03:30How did it happen, eh?
03:31How the bloody hell could it happen?
03:32They just passed them over.
03:34I know they just passed them over, Pratt.
03:36But how come nobody spotted it?
03:38They're forgeries, Ronnie, very good forgeries, and nobody checked them till the end of the night.
03:42It's that slob Manville, isn't it?
03:43I don't know.
03:44He's trying to do me down and promote his own club, isn't he?
03:46I don't know.
03:46I don't know.
03:47I don't know.
03:48Well, I bloody know.
03:49Somebody's trying to stitch me up.
03:51And it's got to be that flatulent orifice Manville.
04:00Morning.
04:02What's the matter?
04:03Matter?
04:04What?
04:05Is there something wrong with Mum?
04:06No, I was just passing.
04:07Thought I'd lick a cup of coffee, you know, if you weren't at work.
04:10Well, I've got ten minutes.
04:12Are you sure there's nothing wrong?
04:13I'm positive.
04:14Can I come in?
04:15Yeah, of course you can come in.
04:16Okay, I'll come in.
04:19Well, we could, er...
04:22shoot him.
04:24Well, when you're dead, you're dead, whoever you are.
04:26And it doesn't matter how flashy you are in a graveyard, does it?
04:29I'm trying to run a legitimate business, not a pop-gun arcade.
04:39Have you been out all night?
04:43Yeah, that's right, Tom.
04:45You in?
04:46Where are the others in?
04:47Oh, they're at work.
04:53So, er, how's things?
04:55All right.
04:57It's funny, really.
04:58One minute you're at school and the next minute you're paying rent.
05:01It's good, though.
05:04When I'm here, I'm in my room.
05:05I look in the mirror and I think,
05:08this is mine.
05:09This is all mine.
05:12That's nice.
05:15How are you, er, managing?
05:18Yeah, I'm managing all right.
05:20Near the M11 redemption will cause delays for traffic.
05:25Long-term work continues on the M63.
05:30The versions will be signposted,
05:34but delays will be inevitable.
05:35I bought this ring.
05:37A ring?
05:38I've been carrying it around, you know,
05:40waiting for the right moment.
05:41And I thought that before I'd jumped off the highboard,
05:45I'd ask you what, you know,
05:46what you thought first.
05:47Well, I think it's brilliant.
05:49To be honest, I thought you was going off the idea.
05:51But what do you think that she'll think?
05:55Well, you won't know till you ask her, will you?
05:57No.
05:59How do you think I should go about it?
06:01Like everybody else does.
06:03Yeah, but I'm, you know, I'd like a surprizer.
06:05Yeah, well, there'd be no doubt about that.
06:07No, you know what I mean.
06:10Look, why don't you do something different?
06:13Like what?
06:15I don't know.
06:16Well, you're a great help, you are.
06:21Why don't you take her out?
06:24I mean, really out.
06:25What, you mean I'm clacked in something like that?
06:27No.
06:29Somewhere where you know and she doesn't.
06:33Show her something about yourself.
06:36Yeah, well, like what?
06:41Like where you was born.
06:42Are you serious?
06:45Well, I'm a woman.
06:52We'll stay here all day if we have to.
06:55I'll see you later then, yeah?
06:56All right, babe.
06:57Time.
06:58Got this.
07:08I thought he was never going to go.
07:10I'll be late for work now.
07:16What's a rush?
07:17Some of us do have to work, you know.
07:20Hang on a bit.
07:21I can't.
07:22It's not fair on the others.
07:24But what about me?
07:26I'll see you later.
07:28Come on, let go.
07:30What, all that cobbler's about marriage?
07:32You were listening.
07:34Share her where you were born.
07:36I think you were as romantic as a wet weekend.
07:39And he's brilliant.
07:43Most girls want their fellas to be like their dad.
07:45Not their mum's boyfriend.
07:47Radio 4.
07:48It's five past nine.
07:49There he is.
07:58Good shooting, Mr. Box.
08:00Mr. Robbie Box.
08:02How's your cousin?
08:04Look over, Plessy.
08:08He thinks it's me and Bill.
08:11He also thinks there's a tyre.
08:13There's somebody in the club.
08:17Why me?
08:18I'm the best croupier he's got.
08:21Because you're Ronnie's ex-girlfriend.
08:23And you've also been seen out, remember?
08:26And two and two,
08:29Mike poor.
08:32You're Ronnie's eyes.
08:34What's he done with the notes?
08:36He's kept them, stuffed them in a drawer upstairs.
08:40Why are you telling me all this?
08:44Because I think you're prettier.
08:47Where you are.
08:50If he finds out you've talked to me.
08:53I could end up lying in the stomach of the winner of the 3.45.
09:06Despite what you may think, we are not monsters, you know.
09:10No, of course not.
09:12We have a job to do, and to do it well, we must have the facts.
09:16I'm beginning to ask myself if some of these documents were, uh, lost.
09:23Yeah?
09:24Yes.
09:25You say that you owned the club, but we can't find your name on anything.
09:29We can't find anything that was officially yours.
09:32Was anything ever officially yours?
09:36Well, I mean, I, um, I won it in a game, and then I lost it again in a game.
09:42Well, did you ever sign anything?
09:45When you win a game, you win.
09:47It's a sort of, uh, honour.
09:49You can't renege.
09:51Well, if you didn't sign anything, then in the eyes of the law, which does not play poker,
09:57the club still belongs to the person whose name is on the deeds.
10:00Does he?
10:02Which, in this case, seems to be, uh, Mr. Ronald Day.
10:07Do you know where I can find him?
10:16I don't understand this.
10:17I can assure you the club is no longer mine.
10:20Hasn't been for months.
10:22You want to speak to her, Mr. Box?
10:27I see.
10:30I'll consult my accountant.
10:33I wanted you to see it first.
10:35It's lovely.
10:37You've done a good job, Jody.
10:39I couldn't have done it without you.
10:40Oh, rubbish. You'd have worked it out.
10:42Oh, I don't think so.
10:44I'm, uh, I'm really grateful.
10:45Look, Jody, we went in this together.
10:47As a team.
10:49We're equal.
10:51I couldn't put plaster on walls like that, and you couldn't do the books.
10:54Right?
11:00Ben, problems.
11:01Mickey Mouse money, first thing.
11:03Now VAT.
11:04I think I'm going to kill Robbie Box.
11:11I won't be a minute.
11:24I think I'll post it.
11:35My God.
11:38They've done it.
11:40Paul and done it.
11:42What, they think I am a millionaire?
11:44Do you want this tea or what?
11:46No consideration.
11:47Just happened and gone and done it.
11:50Might be days.
11:52Weeks.
11:52Give us all a nice rest.
11:55Eh?
11:56You remind me of Alice.
11:58Alice?
11:59My aunt Alice.
12:00She hadn't got a marble in her head.
12:02Oh.
12:07Here, Tom.
12:08Here's a letter for you.
12:10Hmm?
12:12That looks official.
12:13Oh, it is.
12:14I don't like anything official.
12:16Go on, open it.
12:18No.
12:18Once you open it, that's it.
12:21Are you sure they only operated on you for a hernia?
12:25I know what I'm talking about.
12:28Here.
12:29What are you doing?
12:30Oh, it's a letter from the council.
12:33What?
12:34Well, it says,
12:35you have not been using the allotment enough
12:38and there's a queue.
12:39What's that mean?
12:40Well, it means somebody else wants it.
12:43But I've been ill.
12:44Oh, Tommy, they're not to know that.
12:47I've got a doctor's certificate.
12:49Oh, they're not mind-readers, you know.
12:58Gil?
13:00Gil!
13:06Yes?
13:07I might as well go home early then.
13:11You what?
13:12There's no racing.
13:13There's nothing for me to do.
13:14I pay you till six o'clock.
13:16I know, but I could get me shopping done.
13:19These are licensed premises.
13:20They've got to stay open.
13:21Anybody think it was a pub?
13:23Where would you be if I shut down?
13:24You use the place like a doss-arse anyway.
13:26Oh, oh.
13:34I never thought they'd do it, did you?
13:37Why can't they race without the lads?
13:38I thought you was a union man.
13:40I get paid enough anyway.
13:42That's the jockeys.
13:43We're talking about the lads.
13:44Same difference.
13:45What sort of a betting shop were you brought up in?
13:57I'll see you next week.
14:16all right princess no well i'll see you later well it's up to you what's occurring
14:37it's debbie's that bloke with the motorbike he was coming out
14:50so what do you suggest i do paid you're joking i'm serious why should i clean up after that gig
15:01what's your trouble gee signori all right
15:08and you're here gee signori word in your brain only come to the table when i call you
15:14only when i call all right
15:27prat so why should i clean up after box because your name was still fronting the business box never owned
15:34it not legally i don't believe this ben i've been shredding in that little dog turd for the last 12
15:39months way of the world ronnie
15:43why don't i just tell him to stuff it you can't can't you watch me
15:51you're dealing with officialdom they aren't intimidated and they'll always get you
15:56pay up and get rid of it it's a minor aggravation it's the best way believe me
16:05you can't afford to be inspected look on it as an insurance insurance
16:14the somewhat um murky areas of your air freight business have got to be kept under a heavy cloak
16:22of business tarpaulin if you see what i mean it hurts ben eighteen hundred pounds all right all right
16:32pay the thieving bastards and i'll do my own sorting out later all right crap where's the stinking pepper
16:41what i mean it's gonna be in the middle of the world
16:58no don't tear his ears off just pick him up and bring him in all right
17:07there two birds ben two little birdies i just hope you know what you're doing
17:12listen manville's done me for five grand right robbie box for two that box ain't gonna pay me
17:17back the two brown if he can help it he probably ain't got it anyway so i'll get him to
17:22do a little
17:22job for me i'll give him a dodgy fine and send him around to manville was to launder it back
17:28again
17:30only i'll let manville know that he's got a wrong one coming in that way he knows it's the same
17:35dodgy
17:35notes he's passed on to me and once he knows that i know it'll stop will it and the only
17:40blood that's
17:41spilt is boxes it's a profound little scheme after that all i've got to do is sort out a little
17:49lady
17:49who used to appreciate the more intimate side of my nature how's that well somebody's bringing
17:54me into the club i don't think it's got to be her
18:21it's not the winning it's the betting it's the excitement i mean
18:25i don't mind losing but i need the thrill do you know what i mean yeah bingo's not the same
18:30is it
18:31i mean a man's entitled to at least one better day that's my philosophy i mean if we didn't
18:37i mean the likes of gil they'd starve wouldn't they never thought of it like that before we're
18:41giving him his daily bread sometimes twice daily
18:47it's a place where you can get rid of it you know what betting like alcoholics
18:53i don't think i'd bother with that i mean where would we go to during the day
18:59hello lads i'll watch it it's on then it's on it's right it's off
19:07what
19:14call me later then will you yes i'll sort the vat out this afternoon
19:18yeah you do that i don't believe it fact they all come out gil thinks they've done it deliberate
19:39i've got the first three winners here do you really know what you're doing
19:46beautiful ring what do you nick it just get it off will you
19:49if you ever want to throw it in this direction i can always glue it to one of my fingers
19:56speak to me can't you crackle for your uncle ferry
20:05there you go sexy just wish my name was jane not joe
20:14um do you really want to bet ferry i really want a bet
20:27right come on we're lucky there's who's next yeah gil what you're giving on the blue
20:31six to four on the blue evens on the red hello bridge on the bed one quid on the red
20:38there you
20:39are pay the good lady over there my friend hey joe see what i mean where would i have been
20:46if you'd
20:46gone home early doing it yourself that's where you'd have been here i'll kill 50p the red 50p on
20:52the red you're on pay the good lady over there come on me lucky lads anymore before the guy in
20:58the
20:58star's orders yeah ain't you having one sure idea i'm gonna wait till just before the off you're a
21:03genius robbo i know i know
21:14allotments i'm looking for a lot
21:28a cockle on the red aye aye do you know something i don't know boxy that'll be the day gilbert
21:34that'll
21:35be the day hey the lady i will i will right that's it books closed that's the last bed they're
21:42under
21:42starter's orders over to you madam starter
21:57come on joe
22:00come up a bit on the right yeah even you sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah on your
22:08marks get
22:10set set go
22:14Come on, Rick!
22:22Come on, Rick!
22:25Come on, Rick!
22:26Come on, Rick!
22:28Come on, Rick!
22:30Come on, Rick!
22:31It's the red!
22:34It's the red!
22:35How do you know?
22:35The red evens!
22:37Come on, Tony, I want my money!
22:39Come on!
22:42Hey, Sexpot!
22:44Whatever's going on here?
22:45It's a madhouse, isn't it?
22:46Oh, I can see that!
22:48You seen Tommy?
22:49No.
22:50Oh, my God!
22:51We must be up there, then.
22:52Where?
22:53The town hall.
22:54What for?
22:55Setting it alight!
22:56Oh, come on, son!
22:57Oh, my God!
22:58Cassie's in for you, will you?
23:01Next race, 15 minutes.
23:05I've been ill, haven't I?
23:06I mean, that's the sort of privilege you're allowed at my age.
23:10I've been ill, and now I'm recouping.
23:14I had the best beans in the borough.
23:16Mr. Foster, this is only the first letter.
23:19Now, please don't get so upset.
23:21Upset?
23:21There's a regular inspection, that's all.
23:24Spring and autumn.
23:25It'd take at least nine months of neglect for anything to be done.
23:29Forms to be filled in, et cetera.
23:31You...
23:32Nine months?
23:33You see, sometimes red tape works in your favour.
23:37Oh!
23:38Oh, excuse me, sir.
23:40He didn't mean to do it.
23:41He's harmless.
23:42I promise you, he's quite harmless.
23:44It's just that when he gets upset, you see, I mean, it will be looked after.
23:48I promise you, when he gets on his feet again, it'll be all right.
23:53I'll dig it if necessary.
23:54Oh.
23:55Well, he'll dig it.
23:56What?
23:56Well, we'll all dig it.
23:57We've got plenty of friends.
23:59I mean, 25 years he's had it.
24:01You can't throw him out now.
24:03He only had a hernia.
24:06Nine months by.
24:08Nine months?
24:11Nine months?
24:12What's the country coming to?
24:14What, with the rapists and the murderers?
24:17Before they do anything about it.
24:20Eh?
24:21It's all right.
24:23Oh.
24:26Oh.
24:27Oh.
24:28Oh.
24:28Oh.
24:29Oh, I'm so sorry.
24:30Mr.
24:30Oh.
24:31Oh.
24:32Oh.
24:33Oh.
24:33Oh.
24:34Oh.
24:45Come on, Tom.
24:46Yeah, yeah.
24:47Oh.
24:47Oh you gonna tell me, even.
24:48Oh, I'll leave it alone, so.
24:50Come on, Tom.
24:51Yeah, yeah.
24:53I'm leaving
24:54Oh, I'll have a day jpl enn.
24:54Don't be this.
24:56Are you Mr Noves?
24:58Yeah?
25:00Can I have a word?
25:02Yeah.
25:02What? Mr. Day would be very pleased if you'd come round to see him.
25:06Would he?
25:07Now.
25:09I'm not a villain.
25:11No.
25:12No. I mean, this is Monopoly money.
25:17Is it?
25:18Yeah, you're asking me to launder forged notes.
25:23Am I?
25:24Listen, arsehole. You just screwed me for two grand. What do you call that?
25:30Trick of fate.
25:33Can you refund me the money?
25:38No.
25:41Right. One more time, then.
25:46You take the money, you go to Manville's club, you cash it in, you take the chips and you play
25:52the tables.
25:53Win or lose, I don't give a monkey's.
25:55Just bring me back two grand.
25:58All right?
26:04Not tonight.
26:05Saturday.
26:07It'll be busy then. No one will even notice you.
26:10I don't get the point.
26:12You don't have to.
26:14Why don't you want it all back?
26:16I feel generous.
26:20Why don't you do it?
26:23I'm not a villain.
26:50No one will have to be done.
26:53No one will have to be done.
26:53there. Sixpence and a silver teapot. Yeah. Oh, maybe we should get out. Out? Yeah. Get
27:06myself a proper allotment. A garden of me own. Tommy, we're too old to move out. Never
27:15too old. No, you're right. Somewhere in the country. Yeah. The country. That
27:31person's green. This way, I win all the way round. Yeah? Yeah. Box walks in with his
27:39five dodgy K, right? Manville hasn't checked. And goodnight, Robbo. And Manville also knows
27:48that they're the same dodgy notes what he's used on me. Have. I'll tell him. No tour
27:55my fear rolls. No shooters. No broken kneecaps. An amicable solution. Why so keen to get Robbie
28:04books? Spied. Oh, you're here. I thought you weren't coming. Uh, fine, please. Look,
28:15Dick. Yeah, what? The money. Oh, right. Yeah. The weekend. I can't get it till the weekend.
28:22I'm coming tonight. The weekend. I'm booked on the bleeding ferry. It's tied up till the
28:28weekend. You never had it in the first place, did you? I promise you I did. Promise? It's
28:36all you've ever been, isn't it? One big promise.
28:49You look as if you're doing a conjuring trick. Fluffy omelettes. The business.
28:54Where'd you learn to do this, then? Telly. You're joking. No, no, no. You see, you separate
28:59the white, whoops, from the yolk. See, look. Here's the yolk. It's good, isn't it?
29:07Mm. Well, Tom. I went round to Debbie's. Oh, good. The alum was coming out.
29:15Alan? You know, the one with the motorbike. Oh.
29:18Oh. Mm. I don't suppose there's anything we can do about it, is there? No. No.
29:32Didn't you teach her to cook? It's only a little bit firm.
29:39I'm going down a chip here, all right?
29:47And then I'm going down a pub.
29:56It's pointless trying to interfere, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I'll forget it, then.
30:02Or wine? Mm.
30:09Cheers. Cheers.
30:13Um.
30:18Tomorrow? Yeah?
30:20Would you like to come out for the day?
30:22What about Geordie?
30:23Well, he's not coming.
30:25You know what I mean.
30:28No, it's just that, um, I've got some business in Islington. You know, have a look at some
30:33of the old places. You know, where I was born.
30:37You were never born.
30:39Well, no, at Chapel Market, you know, my dad's old manor.
30:45You're an Islington boy.
30:48Well, there you are, you see. Mum was a mover. You didn't know that, did you?
30:53No.
30:58Debs!
30:59Have you got any supper, Mum?
31:22Hello?
31:23Any room at the inn?
31:46I swapped them.
31:49You did what?
31:52Swapped them?
31:53Well, now that they're not forged, he can't do anything, can he?
31:58Where'd you get the other money from?
32:00I saw its takings.
32:02I put the forge notes back in tonight.
32:06You put the forge notes back in?
32:11Oh, sure.
32:13What's the problem?
32:15The problem is, there is a joker out there with Jen Money, which he thinks is forged, and
32:20he's been told to lose it tonight at Manville.
32:23It's not funny.
32:25No?
32:25No.
32:27Tell me what's going to happen when Dave finds out you've double-stitched him up.
32:32I hadn't thought of that.
32:33Well, you'd better start thinking about that.
32:36So what are we going to do about it?
32:41I'll have to get the real stuff back.
32:44Otherwise, we're both going to get our ears chopped off.
33:15I'll have to get the real stuff back.
33:21Morning.
33:22Morning.
33:24Morning.
33:25I'll see you later then.
33:26Okay.
33:27Have a nice day.
33:28Bye.
33:35No problems?
33:37Good baby.
33:38Good baby.
33:50It's like a key to railway, isn't it?
33:53It used to be steam.
33:54There's a book on it.
33:55It's magic.
33:59Got the city at one end of the country at the other.
34:02You're a bit of a romantic, really, aren't you?
34:05No, not me, princess.
34:06Go on, you're an old softie.
34:24We used to catch you who's brought a bucket full down there.
34:26Take him down to Cali and plug him to the wet fish store.
34:30Archie, Arnold and me.
34:32I've never thought about him for years.
34:36Oh, no.
34:40I thought I heard your voice.
34:42What are you doing?
34:43We're going to the vets.
34:44Eh?
34:45There's a free one at Islington.
34:47I take him every six months for a check-up.
34:49I don't believe it.
35:08This is it.
35:10This is where it all happened.
35:12Eh?
35:12We'll mind a puddle.
35:13We'll mind a puddle.
35:13Yeah.
35:15And, uh,
35:17that's where Ginger had his ear chopped off.
35:18Oh, give over.
35:19Oh, really, clean as a whistle it was,
35:21and they whipped him straight down to Whistenden,
35:22down there,
35:23and showed it back on again.
35:24Yeah.
35:28Oh.
35:34Ferret.
35:34Which way are you going?
35:35Same way as you.
35:36No, you're not.
35:37No.
35:37You tell me which way you're going,
35:39and we'll follow another path.
35:40Oh.
35:51Do you feel the breeze?
35:54I can see the breeze.
35:57No, don't!
36:17Hey!
36:18Hey!
36:22Hey!
36:23Hey!
36:36it's down here
36:37what is
36:38well it was born
36:40I've told you
36:41he was born there
36:43born there
36:43somewhere near
36:44Chapel Market
36:48I don't believe this
36:50I don't believe it
36:52I'm in my car park
36:53I'm a car park
36:54oh never mind
36:55perhaps we can get
36:56him to put a plaque up
36:57oh be serious
36:59oh I am
36:59I am
37:00I'm a car park
37:00I'm a series of white lines
37:02I wonder which
37:04lot marks the spot
37:06this was my bedroom
37:11I slept at you
37:35it's the button is
37:36mate
37:36come on
37:40about three quarters of a mile up the road there
37:42by the traffic lights
37:43you can't
37:44come on
37:46alley-pally please
37:47go off the top
37:47oh yeah
37:50oh
37:52shit
37:54some people
37:55couldn't be allowed out
37:56without a lead
38:11sit here
38:14thank you sir walter
38:15thank you
38:17now
38:19have you still got it
38:20oh
38:22I've still got it
38:23oh good
38:24ta-da
38:26oh great great
38:27ta
38:31good here isn't it
38:32yeah
38:35it was definitely one of yours
38:39it had your number on the side
38:44listen all I want to know is where you did a drop
38:46that's all
38:48oh
38:49thank you very much
38:52cheers
38:53cheers
38:58you see that over there
39:00hey come here
39:00come and have a look
39:03come on
39:05you see that over there
39:07that's the old frying pan
39:08the what
39:09the race course
39:10that was an old race course
39:11you take a deep breath
39:13and you can smell the jelly deals
39:14that's the first race course I've went to
39:16my dad used to take me there
39:17and I used to stand there
39:18with my nose on the rail
39:19like that
39:19I used to watch the winning post
39:20and you could smell the old
39:22horses sweat
39:23and grass
39:25it's London isn't it
39:26I mean there's nothing like it
39:28my dad used to
39:29he saw
39:30he saw the docks burn from up here
39:32and when he told me about it
39:33I could see the flames
39:36I mean look at it
39:36it's
39:38there's alleys
39:39and there's streets
39:39there's underground
39:40buses
39:42people
39:44it's us isn't it
39:45eh
39:46that's you and me
39:49princess
39:51will you
39:53oh hell
40:01princess
40:02princess
40:05princess
40:09princess
40:09princess
40:09princess
40:09I don't think this is the right place to land
40:11what are you talking about
40:13the welcoming committee looks decidedly unwelcoming
40:16can we land on the other side of the lake
40:39thank you
40:41thank you
40:42thank you
40:43thank you
40:44thank you
41:14Well, if he's at it,
41:17I'll take great pleasure in breaking both his legs.
41:40So.
41:53Yeah.
41:55Two hundred?
41:56Yeah.
41:56Don't spend it all at once.
41:58Is that my birthday you want?
41:59I know, I know, I know.
42:00You sit there.
42:01Come on.
42:02Give this one.
42:04Give me a chance for that, will you?
42:05Yes, sir.
42:10Listen, I've got to get in.
42:12Business, you know what I mean?
42:14No tie, no entrance.
42:17Look, my son, don't pucks me a bear.
42:20I work for Ronnie Day, right?
42:22I don't care if you work for the Queen.
42:26Right.
42:29Where am I going to get a toy this time of night?
42:54Is it mine?
42:56Thirteen, black.
43:01It is!
43:02It's mine!
43:03Shhh!
43:04I've got a bit of dignity.
43:05A bit of dignity.
43:06People would think you're just lucky.
43:08Shhh!
43:14Three hundred and fifty pounds, madam.
43:17Excuse me, mate.
43:26You jammy bastard boxer.
43:32Thank you, madam.
43:35You can't leave now.
43:36Yes, sir.
43:36No, thanks, sir.
43:39Look, mate, the tenner.
43:41Listen, I can't beef through the net, can I, tenner?
43:44Now, take your lady.
43:46I think I'll leave.
43:52Now, they're fine.
43:55Thank you, madam.
43:56I need a drink.
43:57You can't leave now.
43:58I can.
44:01Please see.
44:02I'll drink him.
44:03No, sir.
44:15What's your game?
44:18What's that, Gordon?
44:19Every one of them, right.
44:20Every single flaming one.
44:22I knew it.
44:22They ain't got the bottle for anything else.
44:23Not a boxy.
44:26It's not possible.
44:28Why not?
44:29They're dodgy.
44:30I know they are.
44:30How do you know?
44:31Because I...
44:35I know.
44:37Well, my bank is going to accept them in the morning.
44:40And if you got any more where they came from, I'll gladly take them.
44:47Something's wrong here.
44:48I've never been this lucky.
44:49Ever.
44:49Am I lucky?
44:50Wrong?
44:51Everything's right, innit?
44:52How much you want?
44:59Three.
45:00Three!
45:00Grand.
45:03We've got to go.
45:05I feel terrible.
45:06Drink that.
45:07I can't take our money.
45:09I can.
45:10Cheers.
45:11You cost me.
45:12I've had to pay for the experts sitting out at the note doctor and he ain't cheap.
45:16Ten.
45:17Twenty.
45:19Twenty-five.
45:21Thank you very much.
45:41Five hundred and twenty-five, sir.
45:44Robbie, stop.
45:45I can't stand it anymore.
45:46You must stop.
45:47Don't worry, princess.
45:48We stopped.
45:49You got any more tips, Ronnie?
45:51You keep them to yourself.
45:53And that little turd box.
45:56Oh!
45:56Oh, Mr. Dane.
45:58Oh, fancy seeing you here.
46:00Box.
46:00Now listen, I can't stop.
46:01Now what was it?
46:02It was two grand as order, wasn't it?
46:04Thank you very much.
46:05It's a lovely place you've got here.
46:06I'll have to see you.
46:07Come on, my darling.
46:14And where have you been?
46:18Oh, shit.
46:23You're from another planet, Robbie Box.
46:25What general of us are you?
46:27I don't know how we got out of there alive.
46:29On the skin of our teeth, kid.
46:31I say.
46:32What?
46:33What shall we do with it?
46:34Your choice.
46:35No, no, no.
46:36It's your money.
46:39Long day at the office.
46:41Oh, lovely day at the office.
46:43Oh, lovely day at the office.
46:44Oh, shit.
46:46Princess.
46:48Princess.
46:49Princess.
46:50Um.
46:55Princess.
46:56He he he he.
46:58Princess.
46:59Um.
47:01Will you.
47:03Will you, Princess, will you come out with me again?
47:07All right.
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