- 13 hours ago
First broadcast 24th September 1985.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Michael Jayston - Grover
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Richard Davies - Dai Phillips
Paulina Dare - Christine
Mark Arden - Colin
Stephen Frost - Tony
Bill Ritchie - Policeman
Virginia Hey - Airline Agent
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Michael Jayston - Grover
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Richard Davies - Dai Phillips
Paulina Dare - Christine
Mark Arden - Colin
Stephen Frost - Tony
Bill Ritchie - Policeman
Virginia Hey - Airline Agent
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00:00Oh
02:26Don't be soppy.
02:27Well, what else would you call it?
02:30Borrowing.
02:32Well, if she wanted to turn nasty, it's a putter-away job.
02:36What else could I do? You weren't going to lend me the money, were you?
02:38Oh.
02:39I don't believe you, Robert.
02:41Well, how else could I get her to stay, then?
02:44Well, I don't think she wants to.
02:45Of course she does. It's just a question of persuasion.
02:48But I'm not in a very strong position at the moment.
02:51You can say that again.
02:52Oh, God.
02:54Geordie, I'm going to sort it all out.
02:56Sort it out? Sort it out?
02:58You couldn't sort out a completely jigsaw puzzle.
03:01You're a mess, man.
03:02A mess and a messer.
03:03A messer?
03:04Oh, if I had my way, I'd chop your hands off.
03:07Geordie, I know what I'm doing.
03:09Oh, don't make me laugh.
03:11It didn't work out in the end.
03:13Nothing right.
03:14You know you've not got a thing right since the day I first met you.
03:16What are you talking about?
03:18Everything you've touched us, it's turned to culpits.
03:20Hold up, will you?
03:21You threw away the most beautiful girl in the world.
03:24You did all your servants.
03:26Now you've had a mate, Morgan.
03:27That's not true.
03:28And now you've gone and nicked a necklace.
03:29I haven't nicked it.
03:31You what?
03:32I borrowed it.
03:34I will try seeing that in front of a judge.
03:36I bought the bloody thing in the first place.
03:38Why, I bought my wife's wedding ring, but that doesn't make it mine.
03:42Geordie, it's going to work out. Believe me.
03:45He's got to.
03:47Aye, we hear you.
04:07That's the most economical fare I can offer you, I'm afraid, sir.
04:10I still don't believe it.
04:12Well, we'll make the journey as comfortable as possible.
04:15It is over the other side of the world, sir.
04:17I didn't think I'd have to pay by the inch, that's all.
04:20So, when will it take to make the arrangements?
04:22We'll send a telex now, sir.
04:23But when can she get on a plane?
04:25Well, as soon as she likes.
04:26It's the first seat that's available.
04:32Departing Sydney, Saturday, arriving Heathrow Sunday morning?
04:37Yes, Sunday, yeah.
04:39Urgent, is it?
04:41Her grandmother.
04:43Oh, it'll be there within the hour, sir.
04:45We've been expecting it, but it's difficult, you know,
04:47when you have to face the final truth.
04:49And Debbie, that's my daughter in Australia,
04:54she's going to take it worst of all.
04:56Oh, is she?
04:56Well, she more or less brought her up, you see.
04:59After my wife died.
05:01Oh, that's terrible.
05:02She was on your baby.
05:04Well, what made her go to Australia?
05:06She married this sailor on the Ark Royal.
05:09They sort of drift away from you, don't they?
05:11Anyway, thank you very much.
05:13Will you just tell her to pop into our office in Sydney?
05:16I'll explain all the circumstances in the telex, sir.
05:19I'm sure they'll have every sympathy.
05:21Thank you, you've been very kind.
05:28Um, Ark Royal, you see?
05:31He jumped ship in Adelaide.
05:36Sugar?
05:37Um, no thanks.
05:45Uh, he's out somewhere, I think.
05:49Oh, Robbie.
05:51I'm sorry.
05:53I'm going back, Tommy.
05:56Sydney?
05:57Yeah.
05:58I couldn't just go, could I?
05:59I mean, not without...
06:02Not without telling him you was going?
06:04Yeah, something like that.
06:07How about you, then?
06:08Married license suit you.
06:10Foot's in the other boat, innit?
06:11What do you mean?
06:12Well, if I goes to work, I stop at home.
06:14But you're retired.
06:16Oh, that's not the point.
06:18Here.
06:21Go on, have us a chocolatey one.
06:23Oh, go on, you have it.
06:24Oh.
06:25You enjoy it really, though, don't you?
06:26No.
06:27Oh, come on.
06:30I was hoping you was going to stay.
06:33No, no, it wouldn't have worked.
06:36Wouldn't it?
06:37No.
06:39Try him.
06:41I shouldn't have come back, Tommy.
06:47Sidney.
06:48We'll miss you.
06:52I shall miss you, too.
06:53How about Robbie?
06:56One, sit.
07:00One, sit.
07:06Well, I've got Debbie to think of, haven't I?
07:08I mean, I can't leave her there on her own, can I?
07:10Yes, I suppose you can't.
07:12She like it?
07:13Yeah, she loves it.
07:14Yeah, I bet she does.
07:31Hello?
07:32Yeah.
07:33Debbie?
07:48It's Robbie.
07:49It's Robbie.
07:50Where are you?
07:53What?
07:56Are you all right?
07:59You what?
08:01You've got to do it for her.
08:04I mean, it'd be a fantastic surprise on her birthday.
08:07Birthday?
08:10What are you going on about?
08:11It's not her birthday.
08:13Billy?
08:14No.
08:16You sure?
08:18No, of course I'm sure.
08:19She's my mum, you know.
08:21Yeah, of course.
08:22Now listen, I know it's soppy, I know it's expensive, but I've had a bit of a result, so look
08:28on it as a joyride.
08:29Come and see her mates.
08:30Come and see Maureen.
08:31Before she gets married.
08:33Is Maureen getting married?
08:35No, no, no.
08:36Look, is there something wrong?
08:41Is mum all right?
08:43Of course, yes.
08:45There's something wrong and you don't want to tell me.
08:48No, no, look, there's nothing wrong, I promise.
08:50No.
08:51The only thing that's wrong is me.
08:55What are you going on about?
08:58Look, I've got to be honest with you.
09:00I've let you down.
09:02I've let you both down.
09:04There's nothing I can do to put it right, I know that, but if you could just come over here
09:07for a few days.
09:09I'm not living in Manchester, you know.
09:13There's just a chance, you see.
09:14There's just a possibility that we might get together permanently, you know, the old gold band.
09:19Never.
09:20Well, why didn't you say so?
09:22Well, it's a bit hush-hush, you know, superstitious, that sort of thing.
09:27Superstitious?
09:28Yeah.
09:29Look, it's all arranged.
09:31Tomorrow morning, go and get your ticket.
09:32But, Rob...
09:34Now, listen, it's a piece of cake.
09:35I'll meet you at the airport, 6.55, Sunday morning.
09:41Rob?
09:42Robbie?
09:44You never know, do you?
09:48Is Mum in?
09:50No.
09:53Sounds like a telephone, doesn't it?
09:56Expensive things, are they?
09:57Eh?
09:58Don't know.
09:59Never use it.
10:01Look at that, Robbo.
10:02Look at that.
10:04It's a potato.
10:05The old Billy Doos, they crop up quarterly, do they?
10:09Quarterly?
10:10Annually?
10:11How long do you think you took to grow that?
10:13How should I know?
10:14Heh, you think they grow on batters, don't you?
10:17It may only be a potato to you, mate, but it's perfection to me.
10:22Where's Mum?
10:23Is she, er, down the market?
10:25Yeah, I expect so.
10:27Just, I, er...
10:28I want her to do me a bit of a favour.
10:30Heh, heh.
10:31Seems a pity to eat it, doesn't it?
10:33Mm, yeah.
10:37Walk to Raleigh, mate.
10:38Do what?
10:39All down to him.
10:41What are you talking about?
10:43Oh, he brought it back with him, didn't he?
10:45From his travels.
10:46Did he?
10:47Yeah.
10:48From abroad.
10:50No, no, no, no, no.
10:52That was, er, tobacco.
10:53I heard the record.
10:55And potatoes.
10:57Right, I'll be off then.
10:58Right.
10:59Ooh!
11:00Jan was round.
11:03Was she?
11:04Yeah.
11:05She's off, you know.
11:06Is she?
11:07Yeah.
11:08You missed out there, didn't you, Robbie boy?
11:10Not yet, Tom.
11:11Not yet, son.
11:13Ha, ha, ha.
11:14Yeah.
11:16Seems a pity to peel it.
11:21Yeah.
11:37You're reading the obituaries, are you?
11:41Hello, sir.
11:43Uh, can I have, er, half a lager and a vera, please, sir?
11:46Yes.
11:46Tom.
11:48You're a scavenger.
11:49That's what you are.
11:50You rag and bone people are all alike.
11:52Yeah, now, you just watch it.
11:53Yeah, listen.
11:54I've just come from up home.
11:55Tommy's getting the dinner ready.
11:57Is he complaining again?
12:00Well, it's been a bit difficult lately.
12:02I mean, well, I've just got to learn to adjust, that's all.
12:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:08Listen, what's on this?
12:09He said he can't get used to me having a job.
12:11Oh, you, neither can I.
12:13Do you know he's still got stuff stashed in his suitcase?
12:17Well, give him time, mate.
12:18Oh, I haven't got all that time left, mate.
12:21Oh, come off of you.
12:22You're in your jeans, roadie sexpot.
12:23You said I'd come up quickly.
12:25What for?
12:26Yeah.
12:28Sometimes I don't think we should have done it.
12:32I mean, we shouldn't have done it, really.
12:36He was there most of the time anyway.
12:38He didn't need no ring to go to Jaywick Sands.
12:42Well, it's early days, isn't it?
12:44Nobody thinks I've tied him down.
12:46I only tried to make him freer.
12:48Can't see that, the silly old sod.
12:51He was too calm.
12:54Now we've got to sand in someone else's patch of nettles.
13:01What are you doing here anyway?
13:02Eh?
13:03Oh, a favour.
13:05I ain't taking no money this morning.
13:07No, not that sort of favour.
13:08That side of my life's all right.
13:09Oh, that makes a change.
13:10No, I'm getting myself back to the top of the heat,
13:12but this time I'm going to stay there.
13:14Now, what I want you to do
13:16is invite Jan round for dinner on Sunday.
13:18You know, good old English roast Yorkshire.
13:20What?
13:21You're up to something.
13:22Just invite her round, but don't mention me.
13:25I'm not really.
13:26It's going to be a surprise.
13:27What?
13:28I'm going to tell you.
13:29You know what you're like with secrets.
13:34I'll see you Sunday.
13:35Who's up?
13:36Oh, my God.
13:37I like to know.
13:40I like to know.
13:47How are you doing now?
13:50And now, how are you doing now?
13:51Oh, my God.
13:52I like...
13:53I like to know you...
13:54I like to know you.
13:55You're shit.
13:56I like to know you.
14:04You'reпensoAr positively.
14:24Just trying to get you.
14:26You weren't in.
14:31Can I have a word?
14:33Get away from me, will you?
14:34Oh, it was a misunderstanding.
14:36Some misunderstanding.
14:37Oh, he thought he was doing me a favour.
14:38Did he?
14:39A bit soppy, that's all.
14:40I went to the same school, did you?
14:42Something like that, yeah.
14:42Look, I just wanted to...
14:44Sort things out while you have.
14:45She doesn't want you.
14:46Nothing to do with me.
14:47She doesn't want you.
14:48Yeah, you're absolutely right.
14:50You're right.
14:51Just that we were married, that's all, makes you sentimental.
14:53Married?
14:54In a manner of speaking.
14:55One night in the nest, you think it's a lifetime, don't you?
14:57Wasn't quite like that.
14:58Listen, she's leaving Monday.
15:01Back in Sunday?
15:02And spending the rest of her time with me.
15:04But packing Sunday?
15:06Yes, packing Sunday.
15:08Stop playing silly buggers, will you?
15:11I will, Mr Grover.
15:13I will.
15:16You want to forget about women and stick to cars?
15:19Can't be you talking, can it?
15:21Well, my situation's different.
15:23Is it?
15:24It's more like a marriage, innit?
15:26Is it?
15:28Of course.
15:36Evening, Toffee.
15:39She's not here.
15:41Ah, I'll buy you a little scotch to cry in.
15:44Come on, come on.
15:55Fancy going out for one?
15:57No, I don't think so.
16:00Oh.
16:01Thought you might.
16:03Busy day at the office.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Not easy, you know.
16:13I wish I knew why he wanted her here.
16:17Perhaps he's going down on his benders.
16:20That'd be the day.
16:24You sure you wouldn't like one?
16:26Mm, I'm sure.
16:30Perhaps he's going to kidnap her.
16:32Look, if you want to go out for one, go out.
16:36Oh.
16:38I'll just assume to stop in.
16:41Don't bother about me.
16:44I won't.
16:51I'll meet her at the airport, keep her out of the way till Jan's round at Mum's, then rat-a
16:57-ta-ta-ta.
16:57Good morning.
16:59You're taking her risk.
17:02Why?
17:03Well, she might go into one.
17:05Well, you know what they say about love and war.
17:07Yeah, it's a mug's game.
17:09Don.
17:16What do you reckon the turnover is here, then?
17:18Not worth a tan.
17:20Lick of paint?
17:22What, you going into the decorating business?
17:24What's your game Saturday night?
17:25Depends how well I do Friday night.
17:27What about you, Bots?
17:29Uh, no, I'll meet you Sunday at the airport, Sunday morning.
17:31Sure.
17:33Well, it could stop me sleeping in.
17:35Oh, please yourself.
17:38Here, Di.
17:39Uh, where's the young lady tonight?
17:41Late.
17:42Bloody women.
17:44How's business, then, Taffo?
17:46It's a bloody gold mine, as you can see.
17:48Well, cheers.
17:50Here's to a tasty Sunday.
17:52Eh?
18:03I'm glad he's shut tomorrow.
18:05Shouldn't have changed your mind.
18:06Yeah, well...
18:08Where are you going?
18:09Television's free.
18:10Listen, I've got a game with a Welshman tonight.
18:12Yeah, do you fancy propping up the bar with me for half hour, do you?
18:14Ooh, I'm a grunt.
18:15Watch it, son!
18:16Leave it, Tony.
18:17Leave it.
18:17Come on, you.
18:17Get your dad out of there, will you?
18:18Yeah, we're just going.
18:19We're just going.
18:19Oi.
18:20If you didn't have dandruff, you'd bite your head off.
18:23What?
18:24For a minute, then.
18:24I thought it was going to be off at all meetings.
18:26Chicky sod.
18:27I ain't got an affair to have dandruff.
18:29Oh, no karate!
18:30You shouldn't think it could be some monkeys, are you, you know?
18:39You could ruin everything.
18:41You can step it on edge, that's all.
18:42Just take it easy, will it?
18:46Right, you know you do.
18:47Yeah, well, let's just go on.
18:47Simple there now.
18:48Yeah.
18:49All right.
18:49There's nobody in there now.
18:50Come on.
18:53Right, you sorted now?
18:54Yeah, I'm sorted now, yeah.
18:55Just take it easy.
18:58Look, let's go to work.
19:07We'd like to come back Monday, we closed.
19:09We know.
19:14Don't do anything silly, will you?
19:17They're all gone, Joan.
19:19Have you got them jossers out?
19:21Yeah, all gone.
19:24What the hell's the matter with you?
19:25Have you seen them, uh...
19:28Hello, sunshine.
19:32Jesus.
19:33Come on.
19:34Now.
19:34She's very fine.
19:35Come on, round here.
19:35Come on.
19:36Move.
19:36Get round the front.
19:38Now, move.
19:39Get round the front.
19:40Come on, hell yeah.
19:41Come on.
19:45Come on.
19:46Come on.
19:47Come on.
19:47Come on.
19:47Come on.
19:47Come on.
19:48Jesus.
19:49You could be seeing them a lot quicker than you think.
19:57Sounds like somebody's just bumped off Gail.
20:00Impossible.
20:00He's dead already, isn't he?
20:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:03Oi.
20:05Oi.
20:05Where's you going?
20:06Out.
20:07Come on.
20:08Let's get out of here.
20:08Come on.
20:09The best will be crawling in a minute.
20:12Leave it.
20:13Leave it.
20:14Stop and listen.
20:20Dinner.
20:20What?
20:21I've left his dinner.
20:22What are you talking about?
20:24I left his dinner behind in Gills.
20:26I thought we lived on Guinness.
20:27I bought him a nice piece of liver before I did me lot on the 4.30.
20:31Always do that.
20:32Always?
20:32I can't let him go without, can I?
20:34I mean, it ain't his fault if I do me conkers, is it?
20:37I don't believe you, Ferry.
20:38I can't let him drink on an empty stomach.
20:40Come on.
20:41Come on.
20:41Go on.
20:42Come on.
20:43Right, where is it?
20:44Where's what?
20:45The money.
20:46Come on, you stupid cow.
20:47Well, he's this in a till.
20:51He's got.
20:51And he's in the safe in his office.
20:53Keys.
20:54Well, he's got him.
20:55Get him up, will you?
20:56Come on.
21:00I can't move him.
21:01Get out.
21:02Where's his keys?
21:04He's dead.
21:05He's what?
21:06Oh, Jesus.
21:13He can't have gone home.
21:15He's just come out.
21:15Well, he's counting his money, isn't he?
21:17Gil, I've left his dinner and he's not too pleased.
21:20He's buried.
21:22He's buried.
21:22He's what?
21:23He's one of the pants open.
21:24Shh, shh, shh.
21:25Gil, you can't be shut.
21:27I've just come out and you're open.
21:29Oh, come on, Gil.
21:31Do us a favor, will you?
21:33Hey, vulture lips.
21:34If that liver goes off, so are your customers.
21:37Come on, will you?
21:40Gil.
21:41I want that dinner.
21:43It's all right when you're making our money, isn't it?
21:45Door opens like a lad in his cave.
21:48But when you're wheeling it off to the bank in the barra,
21:51you don't want to know, do you?
21:54What's going on?
21:55Shh, shh, shh.
21:56Come on, Mary.
21:57It ain't good enough, you're open.
21:59Leave him alone, Joanie.
22:01You don't know where he's been.
22:03Joan?
22:04I'm here, Gil.
22:05What do they want?
22:07Gil, I want his dinner.
22:09What the hell's he talking about?
22:11Come on, Mary.
22:12Give him to his sword and wine.
22:14That's boxed.
22:16I shall report you to the RSPTA.
22:19Come on.
22:20Let's go down the road.
22:22Round the corner and get a tin of meat.
22:26Good night, Gil.
22:27Good night, Gil.
22:28Good night, Gil.
22:29Good night, Joanie.
22:30Good night.
22:37Right.
22:38Let's go.
22:40Keys.
22:41What?
22:41Come on, keys!
22:43Keys?
22:44Oh, keys!
22:49What are you...
22:51Keep doing it!
22:52No, I'm coming!
22:53I'm going to walk you.
22:56Tie her up, will you?
22:57Oh, good.
23:07That's all there is.
23:14Well, now you can see.
23:17Now, get a mover, will you?
23:18Oh, I'm doing it, to be fair.
23:20You warrior!
23:20I've got an old sack.
23:22Come on, Gil.
23:22What are you doing?
23:24Come on, get out of my way.
23:26That's more like it.
23:32Now, listen.
23:33The back door could be open.
23:35You mean old sod.
23:36And if they're up, we might have to call the fire brigade.
23:41Here.
23:41I suppose they've got a bedroom alarm.
23:43Oh, don't be soppy.
23:44The tannoy doesn't even work properly, does it?
23:48Come on.
23:50Shh.
23:51Shh.
23:56Shh.
24:04Gotcha!
24:08I don't believe it.
24:10Come on here.
24:11Come on.
24:11Both of you.
24:14Come on.
24:15Shift.
24:17Come on.
24:19Come on.
24:20In the guild, Johnny.
24:21Shut up.
24:22Yeah, of course, yeah.
24:22This is on your phone.
24:23I said shut it.
24:24Oh, sorry.
24:25Here.
24:26It's karate on over.
24:27Any more lined up behind you, eh?
24:29Any more cunt to say goodnight?
24:31No.
24:31You sure?
24:32Yeah, he's just come for his liver.
24:33You what?
24:34Nothing.
24:34You've been farming?
24:35No, it's the last thing in the world.
24:37We're not playing games, right?
24:38Yeah, I can see that.
24:39Come on, let's get on with it.
24:40On the floor.
24:40Come on.
25:11Oh!
25:12Oh!
25:13It's Sunday tomorrow.
25:14Oh!
25:15That's a problem for you.
25:16Why can't you just lock us in?
25:18Shout out.
25:18We'll give you an hour.
25:20What do you think this is?
25:21Jackanory?
25:22Oh!
25:23I've got some urgent...
25:24Noise!
25:25Go to work, won't you?
25:27See, I've got an ulcer.
25:28You've got to be fed every two hours.
25:30Chew on that, will you?
25:32He'll never believe me.
25:34Come on, let's get out.
25:38Excuse me.
25:39I've, er...
25:40Is Mr. Parker around?
25:42He's gone for the night.
25:43Can I help you?
25:44Um...
25:45Yes.
25:46Oh!
25:47Oh!
25:47Hello.
25:48Hello.
25:50Um...
25:50I'll wait till Mr. Parker comes back.
25:52Okay.
25:53You look fantastic.
25:55Oh, thanks.
25:57I'd better go and get my coat.
25:59Okay?
26:00Right.
26:01Oh!
26:01Oh!
26:03Oh!
26:03Oh!
26:04Oh!
26:04Oh!
26:05Ilis!
26:05Oh my God.
26:15Look!
26:16Look!
26:19Aw Weird!
26:21Mhmm?
26:22Right on!
26:30Cheers!
26:31Cheers.
26:33Oh...
26:34This is a very pleasant surprise.
26:36I'm full of surprises.
26:40I'm going to miss you, Jen.
26:42You did done well here.
26:44I don't think so.
26:45I do. You've got a nose for it.
26:48Oh, anybody could do that.
26:49That's not true.
26:51It's a talent.
26:52So what will you do when you go back? Stay with the firm?
26:55Yeah, I will. I really enjoy it.
26:57Oh, look.
26:59Look, don't look.
27:02What happened to your friend?
27:04What friend?
27:05Mr. Box.
27:07Oh, no, I did.
27:21Turnbull and the flat sale weren't the only reason you came back here.
27:25No.
27:26What went wrong?
27:27Everything.
27:28Oh, sorry.
27:29I just have to have one more look, I suppose.
27:32I don't know.
27:33We were together a long time.
27:36It was all one side of his side.
27:39Everything going out, nothing coming back.
27:42That's absolutely true.
27:44It's almost true.
27:46I thought you said you were only going to stay for a month.
27:49I was.
27:50And?
27:52There's strange things I would tell Runa, aren't there?
27:55Loneliness cocooned in Central Eden.
27:57I've never enjoyed them.
27:59I find them rather comforting.
28:01I'm sure I would if I was sharing with someone like you.
28:05I'm sorry.
28:06That was uncalled for.
28:08I couldn't resist it.
28:10You're looking very attractive.
28:12I'm sure I'm sure I could do it.
28:12I thought you were to...
28:17You're looking very attractive.
28:18You're looking very attractive.
28:21You're looking very attractive.
28:24You're looking very attractive.
28:30So you're looking...
28:31No.
28:33Oh.
28:34That's funny.
28:35Lost him, have we?
28:37Where's the Welshman?
28:38Out the back.
28:39Er, what are you doing tonight?
28:42Working.
28:43No, later.
28:44Going home.
28:46Sorry.
28:47I'll walk you.
28:48You're playing cards?
28:51Well, not all night.
28:55Where's Box?
28:57I don't know.
28:59What bottled up, does he?
29:01Probably found a bit again.
29:04Well, look, I'll give him another quarter of an hour.
29:06If he's not here by then, we'll find ourselves another mug.
29:17You're a great help, ain't ya?
29:21Right, who's next?
29:23Oh, weeny, meeny, meeny, joeny.
29:27Give us your link.
29:31No, I had a steady job.
29:33When we made love, it was in between him coming home in the mornings and me going off to work.
29:38Not exactly what they tell you in the storybooks, is it?
29:40It can work.
29:41I lie, actually.
29:42There were the weekends.
29:44When a poker game wasn't in progress.
29:45Or if a horse wasn't heavily fancied, which invariably lost.
29:50I don't see how you got together in the first place.
29:56Something special about him, I suppose, I don't know.
29:59He could make me laugh.
30:02He was a cross between...
30:04Come on, Harry the horse and Coco the clown.
30:07Like a child, you know?
30:09He could have been around as long as Methuselah.
30:11Well, I haven't come across any of that.
30:13No, but I suppose you haven't.
30:15Next time you see him, though, not that I suppose you will, but if you do.
30:19Look at his eyes.
30:22Almost as if the tears had been drawn on.
30:24You were very close, weren't you?
30:28Almost made it.
30:30Why didn't you?
30:32He decided to turn £10,000 into nothing.
30:36I see.
30:38He thought he could organise the world.
30:42Oh, God, I've been boring. I'm so sorry.
30:44I was just getting interested.
30:46No, I...
30:47I fly back on Monday.
30:50And the temples can't wait to get me.
30:53Go on.
30:58Go on in the car and make yourself a drink.
31:04He's a prat in your friend Box.
31:08Right.
31:09All together now.
31:10One, two, three.
31:13Help!
31:14Help!
31:16Help!
31:18What's the matter with you?
31:21Dead round here at this time of night.
31:22What do you suggest we do, then?
31:24Well, get untied.
31:26All right, Udini, you show us.
31:28You rub it up and down.
31:29Like on the telly.
31:30If this was the telly lassie there,
31:32would have gone for help and be back by now.
31:34Oh, God.
31:36Sunday tomorrow.
31:38I know. I know.
31:40I thought they were going to kill us.
31:43Well, they always was playing me up.
31:45When that gun went off...
31:47They shot my tannoy.
31:49Come off it, Gil.
31:49That was shot up years ago.
31:52I wonder how much was in the same?
31:53It was about...
31:54Psst!
31:56Not in front of them!
31:57Have a good day, did you?
31:58Have a good day.
31:59No! No!
32:01It's good here, isn't it?
32:03Come on.
32:03Somebody's going to be passing.
32:06One, two...
32:19Spooky.
32:31Are you going to invite me in for coffee, then?
32:36Sorry.
32:38A couple of minutes.
32:40But it's late.
32:42It's never too late.
32:46It's never too late.
32:50Good night.
33:12Good night.
33:14You're going to go rot yourself.
33:16Well, he hasn't eaten for eight hours.
33:19Oh!
33:20Oh!
33:20I think I've given myself a hair in here.
33:22Oh!
33:26Right now, sir.
33:44Oh, dear.
33:46Oh, dear.
33:47Oh, dear.
33:47It's useless.
33:48I told you.
33:49I told you.
33:51Oh, dear.
33:53Oh, dear.
33:53There must be something we can do.
33:56When an ulcer bursts, you know, you've had it.
33:59Bookmaker found with burst ulcer.
34:02Well, if you don't feed them every two hours, they go funny.
34:04Well, wobble over there and help ferret with the liver.
34:07Don't you dare.
34:08That's disgusting.
34:09That's the best.
34:10Cost a fortune.
34:12Fresh.
34:12He'll only go for fresh.
34:14Shut up.
34:15Won't go for frozen, defrosted or not.
34:17Well, why won't he go for help?
34:19He's a racer, not a retriever.
34:22I don't believe it.
34:31Don't anybody whistle.
34:39You're a bit quiet.
34:42Me?
34:42No, the man walking behind you.
34:45Luz.
34:46I'll never discuss things like that.
34:48Superstitious.
34:51Here, how much does he pull in in that dump?
34:53The Welshman?
34:54Yeah.
34:54The Vat will catch him one of these days.
34:56What about books?
34:57The only books he keeps are the ones out the library.
35:01It's Robbie's head office.
35:03He spends morning, noon and night in there.
35:05Don't tell me you haven't got shares in it, too.
35:12So, er, you gonna ask me back for one, then?
35:16One what?
35:18Coffee.
35:24Oh!
35:34Do you come here often, do you?
35:36My fingers are numb.
35:38Oh, if this was the pictures we'd have been out of here hours ago, it only goes to show,
35:42don't it?
35:43This was the pictures you'd be poor Norman and I'd happily stop here for a month.
35:49How are you two lovebirds getting on, all right?
35:51Oh!
35:53It stopped me circulation.
35:55What's got out the back, Gil?
35:57How do you mean?
35:58They might help.
35:59Biscuits?
36:00I'm not talking about your stomach, I'm talking about us.
36:03You must have something out there.
36:04Oh.
36:05Pliers, you got any pliers?
36:06Pliers?
36:07Yeah, pliers.
36:08What for?
36:10They got clippers on them, haven't they?
36:12Have they?
36:14Have you got any?
36:15Yeah.
36:16Where?
36:17Where?
36:18Well, they're in my drawer.
36:19Well, in the office.
36:21I'm not having you rumbling round the papers in my office.
36:23Leave it out, will you?
36:27I'll be back in an hour.
36:29Don't you go touch the papers in my office!
36:36He's going under Beaches Brook and he's done it!
36:39He's you!
36:39The paper's winning!
36:41Oi!
36:55I've lost something!
36:59Oh.
37:00Up a bit.
37:03No, no, you missed it.
37:05Are you sure you can see, Ferry?
37:07Of course I can.
37:08Come on, try again.
37:10Now, come on, I've got a plane to catch.
37:12Just concentrate, will you?
37:13I am, I am, I am.
37:14Right.
37:15Right.
37:15Left.
37:16What?
37:17Left.
37:17You said right!
37:18Left.
37:19Left.
37:19This is on that angle.
37:21Now, now up a bit.
37:22A bit closer to her.
37:24Now, now, nearer, nearer.
37:26Right.
37:26Oh.
37:27Oh.
37:27You almost...
37:28Oh!
37:41We've done it!
37:43Hooray!
37:43Hooray!
37:44Johnny, how are you?
37:46Do mine, do mine.
37:47Yeah, come on.
37:48Come on.
37:48Come on, Johnny.
37:49Come on, Johnny.
37:50Come on, go on.
37:52Oh!
37:53Oh!
37:53Oh!
37:54Oh!
37:54Oh!
37:55Oh!
37:55Oh!
37:55Oh!
37:56Oh!
37:58Oh, I see you!
38:06Where are you going?
38:07What about my house, sir?
38:08You can't leave us like this!
38:09Sort it out for yourself.
38:10Oh!
38:12Oh!
38:14Oh!
38:19Oh!
38:21Fasten your seatbelts and put your seats in an upright position.
38:24We request that you extinguish your cigarettes and remind you that there is no smoking until
38:29you're in the terminal building.
38:31Should you have any queries, our ground staff will be on hand in the baggage claim area.
38:36Thank you for flying Qantas and we hope that your stay in London will be a pleasant one.
38:48Oh!
38:48It's disgusting.
38:50Get any of that on the floor as well and you'll clean it up yourself.
38:53You and your rotten liver.
39:00Excuse me.
39:01Can I come back later?
39:03It won't take long, sir.
39:04But he's been in there for over an hour.
39:06The sergeant's a great one for details, sir.
39:09Would you like a cup of tea?
39:11Uh, you see, look, I've got to meet someone.
39:14Can I come down to the police station later on?
39:16Afraid not, sir.
39:23Um, er, can you get the airport on that thing?
39:26Yeah, đấy to me.acha?
39:34EAT?
39:38EAT?
39:44EAT?
39:47EAT?
39:50EAT?
39:51EAT?
39:53EAT?
39:54Sabrina? EAT?
40:09Come on.
40:26Excuse me. Excuse me.
40:28Oi!
40:35Have you got any change?
40:58Do you always smoke first thing?
41:01I don't know. I've never looked.
41:07Oh, good morning.
41:09Is it?
41:11I think it's fantastic.
41:13So do I.
41:20I got you some tea.
41:22Oh, have you got that champagne?
41:24No, I haven't.
41:28Oh, I'd have to settle for tea, then, won't I?
41:31Please contact the airport information.
41:34Miss Debbie Oliver from Sydney.
41:43Um, can I go to the hotel, please?
41:54Hello, ocean.
41:57Oh, ee?
42:07Sorry.
42:08Here we go.
42:25Here we go.
42:26Here we go.
42:27Here we go.
42:28Can you see the window?
42:29Here we go.
42:30Sorry.
42:40Sorry.
43:09What kept him?
43:11Got held up. Aha! In!
43:14Tommy?
43:16Hello, love.
43:19There you are. Oh!
43:21There you are. Eh?
43:23Oh, lovely.
43:25Well, cheers, Jan.
43:26Cheers.
43:36Well, wait till you see her face. Go.
43:39We will miss you, you know.
43:41Oh, yes, Jan, we will.
43:44There.
43:45Now, make yourself a dome, love.
43:46Yeah. Sit down, Jan.
43:54I wonder who that can be.
43:55Yeah.
43:56Yeah, I'll go.
44:04Oh, sing with you, love.
44:06Oh, sing with you, love.
44:08Oh, sing with you, love.
44:08Drunk? Nice to meet you.
44:10Aha! Look! Hello!
44:12Debbie! Oh, darling.
44:14A little surprise, princess.
44:17You didn't expect this, did you?
44:19She just popped across the pole.
44:20It's good, isn't it? I thought you liked it, eh?
44:23You bastard.
44:26Cheers.
44:29Do you think this would solve everything, did you?
44:30Get Debbie back, get me back.
44:32Well, you couldn't have been further from reality.
44:34Princess.
44:34You only did it for you.
44:35You did it for me.
44:37You did it for you, for Robbie Box.
44:39I know how you're...
44:39Well, I thought you...
44:40I know what you thought, and it doesn't make a jot of difference.
44:43I'm leaving tomorrow, and nothing is gonna stop me.
44:45Just give it a minute, princess.
44:46I've been giving a minute ever since I first met you, and it's stopped, all right?
44:48I should stop for good.
44:49I should never have come back.
44:51I love you.
44:52Don't talk rubbish!
44:54You love you!
44:55It's always been me, me, me.
44:56Well, now it's me!
44:57And I'm not having you meddling with my life anymore, right?
45:00And the best way I can avoid that is to get out of your life and get as far away
45:04as possible.
45:04And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
45:07Hold breath!
45:08Jan!
45:09Stop it, will you?
45:10Jan!
45:11Just stop it!
45:12Whatever you say or whatever you think, he did it for you.
45:15He did it for all the right reasons, and I think that's bloody marvellous.
45:19Oh, Debbie, you don't...
45:20No, however you feel, you've got to recognise that.
45:23You can't run away from him.
45:24You're only running away from yourself.
45:27You can't wipe out this relationship as though it was a bit of old chalk on a blackboard.
45:31Debbie, it's none of your business, all right?
45:32It doesn't concern you.
45:34It doesn't concern me!
45:35It doesn't concern me!
45:37It's half my life as well, you know.
45:40He's been more of my dad than dad!
45:43It doesn't concern me!
45:45I've grown up with him!
45:48Look, for all the things he's got wrong, and I'm not denying that that's 90% of the time,
45:53the other 10% he's got right is worth the whole bloody lot!
45:58I know he lied, and I know he thought he'd conned me.
46:01But I knew he needed me.
46:04He did it for the right reasons, that's why I came.
46:07Oh, Mum!
46:12Oh, Mum!
46:22I'll see you later.
46:35Yeah.
46:37Well...
46:37Yes?
46:40We've got to talk, haven't we?
46:43Yeah.
46:47Do you want a cup of tea?
46:49Yeah!
46:50Come on, then.
46:55Ooh!
46:57There's one other thing, Jane.
46:58Oh!
46:59I've got everything wrong, I know, but I think for the right reason, so I'd better tell you.
47:03The fare.
47:04Well, what about it?
47:06For Debbie's ticket.
47:07I'll pay you back.
47:08I'll wait to Sammy's.
47:11Hey...
47:12Ugh, the wine.
47:14I hate you like that, I just...
47:16you
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