- 13 hours ago
First broadcast 16th September 1986.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Roger Walker - Kipper
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Peter Pacey - Charlie Mayer
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
Brian Hall - Jim
Dave Atkins - Fatman
Sally Knyvette - Ann Winter
John Price - Mr. Powell
Maurice Lane - Taxi Driver
Matthew Taylor - Alan
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Roger Walker - Kipper
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Peter Pacey - Charlie Mayer
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
Brian Hall - Jim
Dave Atkins - Fatman
Sally Knyvette - Ann Winter
John Price - Mr. Powell
Maurice Lane - Taxi Driver
Matthew Taylor - Alan
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TVTranscript
00:04I'll tell you something, son.
00:05I've played in some games in my time, but this is topping a class for novelty.
00:09Well, it's no joke, Robbie.
00:10You can come out potless or win in a cab.
00:35Right, now, Robbie, watch out for the cab, man, all right?
00:39He's the only danger.
00:42It's nice here, isn't it?
01:06Who is this friend of yours?
01:08Oh, it's just a punter.
01:10You don't know him?
01:11Oh, of course.
01:12I mean, he's not just a fair.
01:14Would I do that?
01:15Yes.
01:16Oh, the horse.
01:26Oh, Robbie, this is Brian.
01:28Hello.
01:29Hello.
01:29Hello.
01:29Right.
01:31Yeah, right.
01:33Coming in?
01:34Yeah.
01:34Right.
01:35That's it.
01:36I'll shut the door.
01:37That's it.
01:38Well done.
01:41This is...
01:42Oh, I see.
01:43That's good.
01:44Oh, that's nice.
01:47Oh, Robbie, this is...
01:49Never mind about the introductions.
01:51Get that sodding board out of my way.
01:55What sort of cretin are you?
02:11Are we going to cut for seats or what?
02:13Comic, are we?
02:18Yeah.
02:32We're going to cut forículos.
02:57What are you doing?
03:05What are you doing, Mum?
03:07What does it look like?
03:08I thought you were in communication.
03:14What's all this in audience?
03:16Some of them have made a small investment.
03:18As you can only get five in here.
03:20I'm playing for them.
03:22All right.
03:23That was all money, it's five on it, sir.
03:25Draw poker, five pound ante, no limit.
03:35Darn to you, funny man.
03:38Yeah, well, I think I can cope with it.
03:44I've got to get it done tonight so they can start first thing in the morning.
03:48What, Berwick Kipper and Robbie?
03:50Why not?
03:51Let's be positive.
03:52The day I see a lick of paint on Robbie's brush, I'll give you a five cup.
03:57What were you doing tonight then?
03:59Isn't that?
04:01Why can't they do this?
04:02Because I want it done properly.
04:05How did you get home?
04:07Pass.
04:08Oh, look at my nails now.
04:10Why?
04:11What's wrong with them?
04:12Well, you've got to look good for the morning.
04:13Why?
04:14What's happening?
04:15I was taking an interview for the job.
04:17Oh, yes, yes, yes, of course.
04:19Sorry.
04:19I can't be a receptionist with dodgy nails, can I?
04:31No.
04:38Bertie.
04:42Bertie.
04:51You're 50.
04:53And up 50.
04:55I'm getting...
04:57get a cup of tea, alright?
05:30oh come on mum give it a rest got to do geordie's books not tonight though well i must keep
05:38my side
05:38of the bargain can't you do it in the morning then who else is going to keep our ship afloat
05:45robbie box keys
06:03and i want a word with you son
06:17now sir what about your sister in a minute all right
06:27sorry you're all it's all right i'll get a cab
06:37so
07:28Do you ever get involved in those soil games?
07:30I'm joking. I've got a living to earn.
07:32My friend lost his cab tonight.
07:34I've seen geysers do their houses.
07:36Right, see you, Tom.
07:45Good morning.
07:46Good morning.
07:52Good morning.
08:00Good morning.
08:06Good morning.
08:07Good morning.
08:13Good morning.
08:16Good morning.
08:24Good morning.
08:27Good morning.
08:34Good morning.
08:36Good morning.
09:04Good morning.
09:07Good morning.
09:16Good morning.
09:21Good morning.
09:22Good morning.
09:29Good morning.
09:48Good morning.
09:57Good morning.
10:02Good morning.
10:03Good morning.
10:03Good morning.
10:04Good morning.
10:29Good morning.
10:29Good morning.
10:54Good morning.
11:03Good morning.
11:14Good morning.
11:19Good morning.
11:23Good morning.
11:25No, they reckon there's as much nourishment in that box as there is in the flakes.
11:28Eh?
11:29They've done it with rats.
11:30What?
11:31Yeah.
11:32They fed some of them on the box, and others on the flakes.
11:35And at the end of the week, the ones that hit the cardboard was just as well nourished as them
11:40and hit the flakes.
11:41Rubbish.
11:43Oh, well, that's what they reckon.
11:44They ought to know.
11:45Well, eat the box then.
11:55Oh, well, that's what they're going to do.
12:24This morning, do you let them out?
12:26Well, I can't.
12:27He's normally here for breakfast.
12:28He's not.
12:29He'll have to scour that.
12:30That pan's burnt.
12:31You think I don't know?
12:32Well, go on.
12:34Look.
12:34If she comes home and finds this place immaculate, she'll think I've been at it.
12:40Are you serious?
12:41I'm serious.
12:42I've got to burn something to make it look genuine.
12:46And don't you forget, she tidied that room up before you go.
12:51Yeah.
12:52She wouldn't mind if I stayed on, would she?
12:54I would.
13:03Will he do it?
13:05Of course he'll do it.
13:06He's got no choice, has he?
13:08Without a cab, he doesn't exist.
13:10So I want it right.
13:11All right.
13:12I'm going to enjoy this one.
13:14Could be my last.
13:15Sling us a ketchup.
13:32You should be pleased to give me a home.
13:34Why?
13:35Because I still owe you four one-ers.
13:37You don't.
13:38I don't?
13:39No.
13:42Not Jane.
13:44Why?
13:45She never told me.
13:47Well, why should she?
13:50So, where are you going to be tonight, then?
13:52I'm not with our friends, you know.
13:54You're what?
13:55After that fiasco with Mr Adrian Scott and his bird, I very much doubt if the talking clock
13:59would speak to you.
14:00I'll leave it out.
14:01It wasn't my fault.
14:02Oh, no, it never is.
14:03Circumstances, that's what it was.
14:04Jack and worry, Jack and worry, Jack and worry, Jack and worry.
14:08I used to knock on his window with a farthing.
14:11Isn't she lovely?
14:12He'd come of a family attended, Sid.
14:14Oh, she's a credit to the royal family.
14:17They don't go in for that much these days, big families.
14:21In fact, the Queen's pleased.
14:23He never did get married.
14:25Who?
14:26Sid.
14:28Sid?
14:29My mate from the Goodstepper.
14:32Oh.
14:34Cornflakes are getting cold.
14:39Bye.
14:40Hmm?
14:41Would you be all right if I go?
14:43Of course.
14:44I mean, I'd hate to think you wouldn't be.
14:47Hmm.
14:49I mean, at my age, you can never be sure.
14:53You've got to be prepared.
14:54Mm-hmm.
14:56I mean, I'm not superstitious.
14:58I'm just aware, that's all.
14:59Yeah.
15:00I mean, Sid went in, and he didn't come out again.
15:04Did he?
15:06They put him under, and he went.
15:08Did he?
15:09Before the surgeon's knife went in, and he couldn't take it.
15:16The letter come yesterday.
15:18Letter?
15:19What letter?
15:20From the infirmary.
15:23The infirmary?
15:25Tommy, I don't know what you're talking about.
15:28They've got a bed.
15:30What?
15:30I tried to change it, I counted me beans, but they wouldn't have it.
15:34And if I don't go now, then I might have to wait another six months.
15:39Tommy, I think you'd better tell me what's been going on.
15:49You know, Robert, you are like the circle line.
15:53You start at South Ken, and you end at South Ken.
15:56What's that supposed to mean?
15:57It means you're always chasing your own tail.
16:01Right, you do the washing up, I'm off.
16:03And don't forget to tidy that room before you go.
16:06You sound like my mother.
16:07Nobody can sound like your mother.
16:09Tommy, I can't believe it.
16:11I just can't believe it.
16:13Why didn't you tell me?
16:15Well, I would have told you in the end, wouldn't I?
16:21You've got it all worked out, haven't you?
16:22I don't want no foul-ups.
16:25I'll take it easy with you.
16:27Just a cock till I go.
16:29Nothing at all.
16:30Well, I don't want to roast him straight off, do I?
16:33I don't want to roast him straight off, do I?
17:04Help!
17:11Milk!
17:12What?
17:12We got none.
17:13Don't we?
17:14No.
17:21Well, you don't expect me to go, do you?
17:23I'm doing me books.
17:25I'm doing me plays!
17:28Look, I'm paying you seven and a half quid a week extra.
17:31What with inflation, you know, you're doing me up.
17:33Well, if my missus finds out, do you think we're at it?
17:37You all right?
17:38Yeah.
17:40Well, you're not a bit picky.
17:53Biscuits.
17:53What?
17:54Digestives.
18:04All right, I'm going!
18:07All right, I'm going!
18:14Michelle!
18:26Mom?
18:29Oi.
18:29Tom.
18:30Come on!
18:47Yeah, what are we doing this for, anyway?
18:49Jan!
18:50Wish I was.
18:51What?
18:51Doing it for Jan.
18:52Don't be disgusting.
18:55Morning, boys.
18:56Hey, if they heard about this town of Labour, we've had it.
18:58We're not doing it for money.
18:59We're not?
19:00Nah.
19:01We're doing it for love.
19:03Oh, yeah.
19:19Morning, gentlemen.
19:21Morning.
19:22Where's Robbo, then?
19:24Oh, it's not quite made it yet.
19:27Copy?
19:27Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:30I'm sure.
20:37Good morning, Mr. Box.
20:40Do we know each other?
20:41We have a mutual friend.
20:43Do we?
20:44Mrs. Banks.
20:45Oh, I remember.
20:46She's been moved on and I'm the new man.
20:49Powell's the name.
20:50Yes, I do remember. Well, I'm very pleased for you.
20:52Could we have a word?
20:54I don't think we've got a lot in common, have we?
20:56I'm sure we have. Capital gains, for a start.
20:59Capital what?
21:00Gains.
21:00Well, I haven't got any capital.
21:02But you did have.
21:03Did I?
21:09Nurse, you're making me nervous.
21:15Do you like a cup of tea?
21:19Look, why don't you go down the stall?
21:21I'm all right.
21:23I'm perfectly all right.
21:24What's the delay?
21:26Why are they taking so long?
21:29They're probably empty in the bed first.
21:32What?
21:33Swinging out the corpse.
21:35No, honestly, love.
21:36Why don't you go down the stall?
21:43I'll be back in a minute.
21:45I'll be back in a minute.
21:49I'll look after yourself, won't you?
21:57Tommy, be a good boy, won't you?
22:04Oh, I mean, it's a joke, but it's got to be a joke.
22:08Look, it depends on your sense of humor.
22:09This is an unofficial visit, Mr. Box.
22:12Oh, good.
22:12Made at the behest of your good friend, my colleague, Mrs. Banks.
22:16Oh, yes, Mrs. Banks.
22:16It will be several months at the end of the current tax year,
22:20before capital gains assessment is made.
22:22Oh, good.
22:22But Mrs. Banks fears that you will have made no provision for it,
22:26and that when the demand is made...
22:28What you're asking for, sir, is money that I haven't got.
22:31Money that you had, Mr. Box, that is officially ours.
22:35Yes, but you see, if it doesn't exist, then officially it's nobody's.
22:38Money that was, and now no longer is, has to be recovered.
22:42That's the way the system works.
22:43Oh, the system.
22:44Oh, yes, the system.
22:45Of course, the bloody system.
22:46I mean, it's very interesting.
22:47That's all we ever hear about, isn't it?
22:49The system.
22:50I mean, it's the official mafia.
22:51You see, are you, excuse me, are you aware of the fact
22:54that your system only encourages people to be devious?
22:57If it was honest and fair, nobody would mind, but it's not.
23:00It's like robbing hood in reverse.
23:02He's robbing the poor to find the rich.
23:03It doesn't quite work like that.
23:05You're a gambler, Mr. Box, but you can't gamble with the state.
23:07Now, you're making it sound like Russia.
23:09On the contrary, this is a democracy.
23:12Yes.
23:12Here, the individual has freedom.
23:16Ah, that's very interesting.
23:17But if that is so, why is a third of the country wheeling and dealing and ducking and diving
23:22just trying to break your system?
23:24They've got two jobs.
23:25They only admit to one.
23:26They sign on as unemployed, collect the gyro once a fortnight and do lots of jobs in between.
23:31I mean, why is that, eh?
23:32Because of your system.
23:34It doesn't work, Mr. Powell.
23:35It just doesn't work.
23:41And there's your loop.
23:43Yeah.
23:46Will it work?
23:47Of course it will.
23:48Always has.
23:51It's a nice cad, this.
23:54New, isn't it?
24:01Hello, Mum.
24:03Hello, son.
24:05What are you doing here?
24:09You all right?
24:11Yeah.
24:11Never better.
24:13You?
24:16Never worse.
24:18Oh, come on, sex, Pop.
24:20What's the matter?
24:21What's the matter?
24:22What's he?
24:23It's him, isn't it?
24:25Tommy?
24:27He's not done another runner, has he?
24:30He's up in Pernbury.
24:32All by himself.
24:35And he sent me packing up the infirmary.
24:38Oh.
24:42He got this letter, Steve, but I didn't know anything about it.
24:45Oh, that!
24:48Did you know about it?
24:50Well, it's only a hernia, isn't it?
24:55It may be earlier to you, but it's my Tommy to me.
25:00It's all right.
25:05It's grinning through.
25:07You what?
25:07Yours.
25:08It's grinning through.
25:09What are you on about?
25:10Look, you can see the coat underneath.
25:12It's grinning through.
25:13Look, I'm doing a favour, not a masterpiece.
25:16I'll make a pot of tea.
25:18There's no need to sulk.
25:20I'm not.
25:22Grinning through.
25:27You can't stay here on your own, Mum.
25:29What, can't I?
25:30You can't, asshole.
25:32I'll be all right.
25:34I wonder.
25:35What?
25:35Well, I should be looking after Geordie's gaff for a bit,
25:39but I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
25:40Oh, he will, son.
25:41I've just got to get someone to feed the cat, asshole.
25:43No, I won't have that.
25:45No arguments, no questions.
25:46I'll just pop round there and get McGee later on.
25:51Listen, I would like a nice cup of tea.
25:55Or would you prefer coffee?
25:58Excuse me, I'm looking for Mr. Mayor.
26:02You wouldn't know where I could find him, would you, who?
26:05Mr. Mayor.
26:06Got some decent cups now.
26:08That's one nice coffee.
26:11It's tasty.
26:13Look at that.
26:14Hello, ladies.
26:15What can I do you for?
26:16Mr. Mayor?
26:17Yeah, that's all right.
26:18Someone send you?
26:19In manner of speaking.
26:21What?
26:21What do you fancy, then?
26:23Small and reliable,
26:24or do you want something with a bit of poke?
26:28I didn't know that you owned this as well.
26:31As well as what?
26:32Oliver's.
26:34Oliver's?
26:35We're from the customs and excise.
26:37Oh, it's all right.
26:38I haven't been abroad this year.
26:40The VAT.
26:50Come on, it's time for chapel.
26:52Oh, yeah.
26:52Who's reading the lesson today, then?
26:54I am.
27:17Nags head, even money, all the glory, and my Alice, four to one, ten to one bath.
27:22Ah, yeah.
27:39What?
27:44Ha, ha.
27:46Ha, ha.
27:46I am.
27:47I am.
27:51Three o'clock, eight table manners on runner, the rest is declared.
27:56Morning, Joanie.
27:57Epsom, three thirty, two number...
27:59Morning, Kipper. How are you?
28:00I'm very well, thank you, Joanie. I'm fine.
28:03Oh, good. I'm very glad to hear it.
28:05Morning, Ferry.
28:06Morning, Kipper.
28:07The cuckoos have arrived.
28:09Four thirty, number three, old majesty, the rest is declared.
28:15Epsom, five o'clock, morning.
28:17Morning.
28:23And they're going into the traps.
28:38I'm not well. Ill. I mean, I'm looking for Wardys Tom.
28:42I'm looking for Tommy's ward. Tommy Foster.
28:50There we are, Joanie.
28:52The hair's running.
28:54Hey, I'll watch it, can't you?
28:56My dog's all bite and no bark.
28:59Excuse me.
29:01Hey, hang about. I want to put a bet on.
29:03And they're off.
29:06And they're going to be worse.
29:07Don't come on.
29:08Here are the latest prices.
29:09What's the matter?
29:10I'll miss that race because of that silly cow.
29:12What sort of shop is this?
29:14Well, hang on.
29:15Jo!
29:16Jo!
29:17This is no time to be giving you breakfast back.
29:21Jo!
29:21I've got a business to run.
29:23They're all in.
29:24Hey, Gil, she could have a tumour or anything.
29:26Shut up.
29:27I'll go in here to have a gamble.
29:29And the staff's throwing up like they've just come out of Charlie Chan's.
29:32Here, Gil.
29:33Maybe you ought to get a doctor, mate.
29:35Why don't you whittle off?
29:36Right, perhaps we will.
29:37Where's the men?
29:38Lads!
29:38They're off.
29:39No, lads, I'm joking.
29:40I'm joking.
29:48I'm joking.
30:04You've got to get me out of here.
30:06You've only just come in.
30:07They're a bunch of geriatrics.
30:09I'm afraid of the nuttives.
30:11You feeling better?
30:15I've got a heart full of palpitations.
30:17Yeah, well, I've got a shop full of punders.
30:19They're going into the traps.
30:20Oh, my God.
30:22Get better quick.
30:24Come on.
30:25Look at me, shall I?
30:26The hair's running.
30:28Come on.
30:29Come on.
30:31And they're off.
30:32That's it.
30:33They're off.
30:34They're off.
30:36And there's another one over there.
30:38Keeps calling me thicker and asking me to get him a taxi.
30:42Listen, Tom.
30:43I haven't got long, so do you fancy somebody?
30:45So what?
30:4790, 100, 110.
31:02I'm doing me dough, and you're sitting on your bloody fanny-gazing into space.
31:06Where the hell do you think you are, the pictures?
31:14No, I don't think I can.
31:16Me heart's not in it.
31:17It will be once we start.
31:20You'll see.
31:24Give us them parking tickets.
31:32I've got a fault to dispose of these now.
31:36At the same time, some monster of a pund who I've never seen before is padding his cheeks with my
31:41money.
31:43He can't lose.
31:46His sodding can't lose.
31:50It's a stitch-up.
31:52It's a sodding-up stitch.
31:53And where were you when all this was going on?
31:56Oh, it's at the infirmary.
31:56I bloody kept you there.
31:58You're also giving you jip, is it?
31:59It's blowing up like a balloon.
32:01I can feel it.
32:02My whole inside is inflating.
32:05Yeah, Gil, perhaps you're at the spout.
32:08Eric, the animal has got more wit than you have, and he talks through his arse.
32:17I'm losing my touch, Princess.
32:20I should never have let that pal in.
32:23I'm going to need a football team of barristers to get out of this, love.
32:27Never admit to anything.
32:29I've always said that.
32:31When I was born with an instinct to survive, I followed that instinct as I was about 40, and then
32:35I've blown it.
32:36I mean, they're coming at me from all sides now.
32:38You should have held on to the club.
32:40Why come?
32:41Yes, you could.
32:43The only thing to do is to disappear and start all over again.
32:48I mean, it's a sort of, um, it's a sort of, like, a close on a beach job, isn't it?
32:52I mean, do you want to join me?
32:53Or, or you could help me beat the tallyman over the head with a punch of Judy's stick.
32:56That's the way to do it.
32:57That's the way to do it.
32:58That's the way to do it.
32:59That's the way to do it.
33:02Mmm.
33:05I'm sorry to drink.
33:11Guess what?
33:12Guess?
33:13What?
33:14There's a paintbrush in the bathroom.
33:17Mmm.
33:19What is it?
33:20Hmm?
33:22Hang on.
33:30Joanie!
33:40Welcome back to Chell now for the head-to-head.
33:44Now, she's already won herself a complete set of earth-of-ware storage jar.
33:49You should have found in this huge permit.
33:52With a little look, she could double this to a dining table with four chairs.
34:00I got involved.
34:03I couldn't help it.
34:04He's me brother.
34:06I've never done anything wrong in me life before.
34:09When I was a kid, if I nicked a comic, I always put it back.
34:12He's me brother, and he's in a mess.
34:16Oh, you should know that.
34:19Oh, I should have known better, but I didn't.
34:21No, I'll end up in Holloway and all because I'm a family.
34:26So what did you do?
34:29I put the clock back.
34:32He asked me to put the clock back two minutes.
34:35Do another drink?
34:37I wouldn't mind.
34:40So you, uh, put the clock back, anything else?
34:45I lent him the key.
34:48No, he sort of borrowed it.
34:51So what did you or Jim do before he went on to knowledge?
34:54I used to work at the post office, didn't I?
34:57Did he?
34:58Telecom.
35:01So you put the clock back.
35:04You lent him the key.
35:06He used to work for Telecom.
35:09This punter who was doing all the business,
35:13fat man, was he?
35:14Yeah.
35:15And he kept on winning.
35:17Well, except for the first race when nobody had a bet
35:20because I felt funny.
35:21And he was upset.
35:23Fuming, he was.
35:25That was because he couldn't lose.
35:29What do you see?
35:30This is like clam and jelly shit.
35:45The books.
35:47You bastard.
35:49The books.
35:50What's going on?
35:52The books.
35:53What are you talking about?
35:55The books.
35:56I started lending now, but just calm down, will you?
36:00Oh, calm down.
36:01The day they drop you six feet under.
36:04You've done it again, haven't you?
36:05What's the problem?
36:07You're the problem.
36:08You are the problem.
36:10Robbie goes down the pan.
36:12We all go down the pan.
36:13That's what you get for loyalty, ain't it?
36:15A flush down a car's your job.
36:19What do you think?
36:20I lose me job.
36:21Me old brother Charlie gives me the Spanish archer.
36:24I lose me other job.
36:25I lose me girl.
36:27And now I am about to lose my freedom.
36:30What's occurring?
36:31What's occurring?
36:33Three little letters.
36:34That's what's occurring.
36:36Three little letters.
36:37V-A-T.
36:38Hey.
36:39They came looking for the books.
36:40Two lovely ladies.
36:42They get sent round to Charlie's.
36:44They think Charlie's me.
36:45They discover that Charlie's running a little second-hand car firm.
36:49Now, not only do they want the books of the club,
36:51they want the books of his little piece of life's action and all.
36:55He's in it up to you, mate.
36:56And I am drowning.
37:01I found out it was Charlie's verb.
37:03Yeah.
37:04What, Charlie?
37:05What, Charlie?
37:06Charlie, if you, the Spanish archer.
37:09How about it?
37:10He thought they were fun to.
37:14And I'm not the only one who's past it.
37:17Past it?
37:17He says when he's got a minute, he's coming round to kill you.
37:21He's going to smother me in that lovely coat.
37:24Oh.
37:26Oh, give us a cuddle.
37:27Oh, give us a cuddle.
37:53Well?
37:54Shh.
38:12What is it?
38:20That is it, son.
38:23That's it.
38:28So, I know how it's done.
38:30Yeah?
38:31Well?
38:32Well, nothing.
38:33Nothing?
38:34Nothing.
38:35You've got to tell me.
38:36On one condition.
38:37No.
38:38Now, listen.
38:39Listen.
38:40That one of the individuals involved gets exonerated.
38:44Exonerated?
38:44Forgiven.
38:45I know what the bloody word means and the answer's no.
38:48Well, that's that, then.
38:51You can't do that.
38:52I just can't.
38:53Unless, of course, you'd like a little gamble.
38:56Eh?
38:56See if I can do it.
38:58I'll have you bloody worn it.
39:00Not for money.
39:01You're dead right not for money.
39:03If you can spot how it's done, you can do what you like.
39:07But if you can't, exoneration.
39:10All right?
39:12How many of you were at it then?
39:14Three.
39:15One on the course, one in the flats, and one to place the vex.
39:21Well, as soon as the fat man found himself a betting shop that didn't have its own telly,
39:25he was away, wasn't he?
39:26I mean, he's been at it all over the country.
39:29What were you using?
39:30Well, the latest walkie-talkies.
39:32He gave me a loop, didn't he?
39:34The commentary gets fed into the machine, and the machine sends it out two minutes later.
39:40You won't do it.
39:41They won't do it.
39:42What are you?
39:42Some kind of maniac?
39:43It works.
39:44I know it does.
39:44Oh, yeah?
39:45Like a chocolate what?
39:46I'd just like to give you a little try, you see, for Joanie.
39:49Instead of busting the gut to help Joanie, why don't you help yourself?
39:52Eh?
39:52Or me.
39:53Oh, princess.
39:54Your whole life, you're falling about around our ears.
39:56You don't even notice.
39:57But look.
39:57But what?
39:58I mean, what about Joanie?
40:00Hmm?
40:02Well, why don't you tell Gil?
40:04I mean, get him to sort it out.
40:05Yes, but this way, you see, with a little bit of luck.
40:07I mean, nobody gets hurt.
40:10Right, George.
40:10Dial the entire number except the final digit.
40:13Keep your finger on that one.
40:14It'll only take a couple of seconds.
40:15All right.
40:16Ferrick, get over behind the tree.
40:17Come on, Mr.
40:18Back.
40:18Hip up.
40:19Yeah.
40:19Over there.
40:19Mr. Dick, over by the old red pole there.
40:21You stay there.
40:22Jim, you come with me.
40:27Right, we ready?
40:28Yeah.
40:29Good, good, good, good, good.
40:31Dick.
40:33They're off.
40:34Coming around the final bend, it's a six dog.
40:36Six dog all the way.
40:38Six dog the winner.
40:40Six dog the winner.
40:41Six dog the winner.
41:01One, two, three, four, five.
41:11Number 1, Mackie Supreme, 10 to 1.
41:14Second, number 3, Too Much Too Soon, 2 to 1, favourite.
41:18Third, number 9, Otasso, 5 to 1, a neck and a short head.
41:23Runners for the 2.15 at Sandown as declared.
41:59Two non-runners in the 2.30 at Thursk, number 4.
42:06And the 4-door pit.
42:28The hair is running.
42:31And the track 4 has taken up the running.
42:41And the 3-dog wins.
43:02Yeah?
43:13Well, I don't call that much of a result.
43:15One race out of eight.
43:17One or two technical hiccups, that's all.
43:20You're bound to get teething pains when you start on a new project.
43:23I mean, order's saying.
43:24All right.
43:25Who do you want me to exonerate?
43:26Well, it doesn't matter now, does it?
43:28I mean, you're in the clear.
43:29And you'll get paid tomorrow.
43:32Hey, Robbie.
43:33All right.
43:39Robbie.
43:40Yeah?
43:42Use walkie-talkies next time.
43:48Right.
43:49Now, we've sorted out the fat man's betting shop game.
43:51Let's sort out his poker playing and see what we can do about your cat.
43:54How?
43:55Well, he's naff, isn't he?
43:57I mean, he's rubbish.
43:58He couldn't pick cards in a car job.
44:00In a straight game, I'm killing you.
44:02You sure?
44:03Yeah.
44:04The minute we get in there, you drive off any excuse you like.
44:07All right?
44:07Yeah.
44:35I hope you've bought a decent wedge, Mr. Fox.
44:38I've got enough to match you, yeah.
44:40That's what I like to see.
44:41Confidence.
44:44Hey, where are we going?
44:46It's the old bill.
44:47Where?
44:48Back there.
44:49No objection to playing on, though, have you?
44:52No.
44:54No, let's play.
45:34We'll be all right here.
45:35The bus is run all night.
45:40Well, son, it's all yours.
45:43Robbie, you are the business.
45:45Well, it was tastier than I thought, but I'll tell you something.
45:48Next time, you play with matchsticks, all right?
46:10Oh, my God.
46:26Oh, what's that?
46:28Oh, it's on the album.
46:58It's nice here, isn't it?
47:05Oh, that's a clever boy there.
47:13Oh, that's a clever boy.
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