- 7 hours ago
First broadcast 11th November 1984.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Tony Caunter - Henry Diamond
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Alan Mason - Irish
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
Peter Hughes - Funeral Director
Joyce Windsor - Newsagent
Bisi George - Traffic Warden (as Bissi George)
Mayo Rao - Job Centre Official
Douglas Roe - Punter (as Doug Roe)
Steve Hudson - Racing Commentary (voice)
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Tony Caunter - Henry Diamond
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Alan Mason - Irish
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
Peter Hughes - Funeral Director
Joyce Windsor - Newsagent
Bisi George - Traffic Warden (as Bissi George)
Mayo Rao - Job Centre Official
Douglas Roe - Punter (as Doug Roe)
Steve Hudson - Racing Commentary (voice)
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TVTranscript
00:01Ten up.
00:04Yeah, I'm there.
00:12Your turn.
00:16Not twenty.
00:21That's my out.
00:25I'm finished.
00:34You're twenty.
00:40I'm up thirty.
00:44Too much, ain't it?
00:47Hey, Robbo.
00:49Oh, thanks, Harry.
00:54Called.
01:01Three kings.
01:03From Orient, huh?
01:05It's me.
01:07It's over the game.
01:08Anytime.
01:10Sorry, mate.
01:15You've just done all you're doing.
01:16You're laughing.
01:17Well, that's it, Geordie boy.
01:18Keep the old cocker up.
01:19Spit in the wind.
01:19That's me.
01:20Oh, two hundred.
01:21Might as well have been two pence.
01:22It's gone, mate.
01:23And that's that.
01:24Oh, well, you've done his do as well.
01:25Oh, yeah.
01:26It's always a pleasure to lose with you, Robbo.
01:29You two are unbelievable.
01:31Could you see your way to a sub, Geordie?
01:33Hell as ever.
01:35Oh, well.
01:36The gyro flops through the letterbox, thirsty.
01:39So, what do you reckon tonight out then?
01:41I reckon you're mad.
01:42I thought you fancied a bit of my lifestyle.
01:44I'll stick with what I've got.
01:45Dead right, son.
01:46You'll do that.
01:47You want a lift?
01:47Yeah, drop us off at chance.
01:49I'll pop in and say good morning.
01:51Irish, tube will do me.
02:14And you don't fancy any more tonight?
02:16You must be joking.
02:18Anyway, they're coming back, they do.
02:20What, mum and the kids?
02:21Aye.
02:31Look at that.
02:33What?
02:34My time of day.
02:37Bloody romantic.
02:51Thank you, Vanessa.
02:54See you.
02:56Perfect.
02:57Uh-huh.
02:58Oops.
02:58Oops.
02:58Get up.
02:58photography.
02:58Let's get ahead.
02:59It's OK.
03:07Oops.
03:07Oops.
03:31It's 14 minutes to 8, and in the next 15 minutes, life at the top.
03:35But is any top executive worth a £500,000...
03:53Morning, beautiful.
03:56In Kent, the M2 has a contraflow between junctions 4 and 5...
04:00Where's mum? Get him ready.
04:02In Sussex, Newark starting today...
04:04Any tea going?
04:06In the park.
04:11It's only good.
04:15Quicker and Road and Piper.
04:17Does it give you the winner of the 445?
04:20They've delayed some congestions there, as a wide vehicle has demolished the traffic lights.
04:24London Transport told me that...
04:35Are you coming a-going?
04:37Just popped in on my way home.
04:38Oh, so you've been at it all night again?
04:40Well, you know how it is.
04:42Yes, I know how it is.
04:44What's the problem?
04:45I'm late!
04:46Wait a minute.
04:48Debbie, you get yourself off on time. Don't know about in the arcade.
04:51Lunch. How about lunch?
04:52What? My vouchers at the Pine Mush.
04:5412.30.
04:55Half twelve at the office.
04:59...chopped six ounces of queenship...
05:01...a mixed with two tablespoons of morning.
05:05What's that with mum?
05:07...tablemouths with two ounces of chopped apple.
05:10Then add these to the pineapple flesh.
05:14And finally, fold in the cheese mayonnaise...
05:16Oh, no.
05:19Oh, no.
05:20Oh, no.
05:20Oh, yes.
05:20...spinning between the two pineapple miles.
05:23I'll get it.
05:24And then serve the amazing...
05:26...on a bed of lettuce.
05:29And here again are the ingredients for a fresh pineapple salad from Lorraine Mangan.
05:37Not today, thank you.
05:39Puncture.
05:40I can't get it off on me own.
05:41Can you give us a hand?
05:45Give us a lift.
05:47You're not a taxi, you know.
05:48And I ain't a mechanic.
05:54Right.
05:55Where to, then?
05:56Sammy's, all right.
05:57Worries to bring in the window, job.
06:00Not the old necklace.
06:01Yep, the old necklace.
06:03I had to pop it.
06:03Now I've got to unpop it again.
06:07With what?
06:11Buried treasure.
06:12You bastard.
06:14What do you want about?
06:15Irish.
06:16You took his lust.
06:17This is strictly for emergencies.
06:19Just enough to get the necklace out of Sammy's clammy little hands.
06:22And don't worry about Irish.
06:23I'll see him all right.
06:24I will.
06:25Oh no, no, no, no, no.
06:34Get out of here.
06:58Good morning.
07:03Good morning.
07:05Staying long?
07:06No.
07:06Just a few minutes.
07:08No, you're not.
07:09I'm waiting for me mate.
07:12He's doing a hold up.
07:14This thing got an MOT.
07:18See ya.
07:55I'm waiting for you.
07:58I'm waiting for you.
08:09– See ya.
08:10I'm waiting for you.
08:11I'm waiting for you.
08:11Go, go.
08:11Go, go, go, go.
08:50you won't find much there
08:53hey
08:54that's the jobs for young people
08:58can I help you
08:59well
09:01if you'd like to come to the desk and fill in some forms
09:04no no I've got to go
09:07I've left the
09:08bath
09:10running
09:31I've got to go
09:55we are honoured then
09:57come to visit the working classes have you
10:01the betting shops open and the boozer
10:03what are you wasting your time here for
10:07ain't they here the streets enough for you then
10:11hold up Robbie this is your mother
10:14you're ignoring
10:14sorry sex mum
10:37anything wrong son
10:39my eyeballs are sweating
10:41oh
10:42been on the booze again have we
10:44no
10:45have you had any breakfast
10:50no
10:52late night
10:54early morning
10:57you're getting past it son
11:00lose
11:00that's right
11:02don't normally get you down
11:05it's not that
11:06what is it then
11:08nothing half a million quid wouldn't be right
11:13one or two
11:15two
11:19any good
11:20what
11:21them pamphlets
11:22don't know what they're on about
11:24you reckon they do
11:26we've runned around for the past 20 years like a blue arse fly
11:29all right all right
11:30and where's it got you
11:31yeah looking at them pamphlets
11:36whose idea was it
11:39nobody's
11:39I was just passing the shop
11:44she's still talking about going to australia
11:47oh
11:48maybe it'd be a good thing
11:50what do you reckon I should go in for
11:52sheep shearing
11:56your dad fancy going to australia
11:58did he
12:01how is she
12:02who
12:04jan
12:07she's not talking to me
12:08oh
12:09seen the light at last has she
12:10it's her birthday
12:12and I forgot
12:13oh
12:15silly little sod
12:16I knew
12:19why didn't you tell me
12:20oh
12:21carry a pigeon
12:23she's gone moody on me
12:25not surprised
12:30I might have liked australia
12:31oh yeah
12:35it's a mess isn't it
12:37what
12:38the little puddle you're standing in
12:40my fault I suppose
12:41don't start all that
12:42I won't
12:58there
13:01can you afford it
13:03no
13:08soon as you can jam
13:09oh I'm right in the middle of the view
13:10please
13:12okay
13:36happy birthday
13:37happy birthday dear janet
13:38happy birthday dear janet
13:40happy birthday
13:55I can't cope with it not at this time of day
13:57any time is the right time for this
13:59I've got a pile of work to get through
14:01not today
14:03oh
14:05birthdays that'll be enjoyed
14:06and if you're not going to enjoy it
14:08and if you're not going to enjoy it
14:08I am
14:10there
14:11thanks
14:12thank you
14:13that's better
14:14here's to you
14:15happy birthday
14:16cheers
14:17cheers
14:20mmm
14:23you know
14:24you know
14:25you get younger and younger
14:27don't be silly
14:28yeah it's true
14:31what's um what's happening for lunch today
14:33Robby's coming over
14:36wow
14:39Wimbledon
14:40Wimbledon first
14:40trap three
14:42lord and master
14:43five to two
14:45favourite
14:45trap four
14:46ryegrass
14:47eleven to four
14:49Wimbledon two
14:50trap five
14:51Windy City
14:52far and wide
14:53seven to two
14:54trap four
14:55good grub
14:56five to one
14:59Wimbledon three
15:00trap
15:01one George
15:01good morning Miss Joy
15:02blue bag
15:03three to one
15:03trap two
15:05Queen Margaret
15:06eleven to four
15:08Wimbledon four
15:09trap
15:10wavs
15:11pat baby
15:12thirteen to eight
15:13favourite
15:14trap five
15:15Rosie Globe
15:16another big win then Georgie
15:1885p man
15:19I've just stopped while you're on top
15:20sir
15:21nine to four favourite
15:24trap two
15:25Corey Brecon
15:26seven to two
15:28Wimbledon six
15:29trap six
15:30Minty Chalk
15:31Minty Chalk
15:32seven to five
15:33Robert
15:33what is it with you
15:34Ferry and when last night's results
15:36were up here on the board
15:37I know
15:37I like the excitement
15:40you've done your wedges
15:41seem to be all right
15:42till the gyro
15:42comes through
15:44you need some change
15:46you want three quid back
15:46alright
15:48you could have done better than that
15:50still got the mobile wrist holding
15:52listen mate
15:53that's a thoroughbred
15:54that one's the business
15:56go on the track any time
15:57that one
15:58in my panic
15:59you don't like racing
16:01oh
16:01field Harry
16:02five to one
16:03trap one
16:04during days
16:06one hundred to thirty
16:08Wimbledon last
16:09what's the matter with you
16:10someone new to motor
16:11it's Irish
16:12saves the nine bob
16:13no
16:14oh shut up
16:14not fair it what's up son
16:17he's done a runner
16:17where
16:19big betting shop in the sky
16:20what you're about
16:23he fell off his perch at that
16:24on the road
16:26underground
16:28waiting for the westbound
16:30Irish
16:31Irish
16:33Irish
16:33I don't believe it
16:35I've just been around to pick them up
16:38bloody hell
16:40you know by the time I got there
16:41his man led it already hoovered his room
16:43he ain't even cold
16:46he is
16:47they've got him in the fridge at the morgue
16:51I don't believe it
16:54so what happens now
16:56well they bury him
16:57don't they
16:58who
16:58what they wait for
17:01he hasn't got anybody
17:03good
17:05what are we going to do
17:09have a collection
17:10there's a bunch of monkeys round here
17:12we can give you enough buttons
17:13to do up his shroud
17:14well it's either that
17:15or the council
17:16I don't think it's right
17:18that poor old Irish
17:19should end up doing
17:19the pauper's jig
17:25trouble is
17:25I did all his dough last night
17:30what's up there
17:31I go
17:37heard about Irish
17:39what
17:41he's a non-runner
17:44eh
17:45brown bread
17:46this morning
17:49you ought to be more careful
17:52me and the others
17:53thought it might be quite nice
17:54to have a bit of a collection
17:55yeah well
17:56put me down
17:57what is it
17:58flowers or a wreath
17:58no the old lot
18:01you what
18:01well he's up at the beyond board
18:03we can't get him out
18:04what are you on about
18:04well skinter armor
18:06wasn't he
18:07look Robert
18:08you want a knicker
18:09you've got a knicker
18:09anything above that
18:11forget it
18:12time
18:13listen
18:14he needs burying
18:16it isn't going to make any difference to Irish
18:18which way he goes
18:18he's gone
18:19and that's all there is to him
18:21meetings today
18:23meetings at Brighton
18:25he's given you enough over the years
18:27to get a state job
18:28at Westminster Abbey
18:29I'm a bookmaker
18:30not a moneylender
18:31we're not talking about
18:32Mrs. Housewife
18:33doing a tanner on the derby
18:34we're talking about
18:35one of your best partners
18:36on his way to the knackers yard
18:40so
18:41so put your hand
18:42in your pocket
18:44Robert
18:44who is nothing more useless
18:45than a dead punter
18:47Irish was more than a punter
18:48he was part of the furniture
18:50now look
18:51you stick it up
18:52for the funeral
18:53I'll sort it all out later on
18:54I just drew a bit of a blank
18:55last night
18:56that's all
18:57I'd love to Robbo
18:58but it can't be done
19:01I mean
19:01suppose in one of those monkeys
19:03out there
19:03has it off this afternoon
19:04I've got to have a bit of backup
19:07so
19:07that's it
19:08is it
19:10don't they have a scheme
19:12who
19:13whoever
19:14what
19:15die now
19:15pay later
19:16well you know what I mean
19:17if your mother didn't have a bus pass
19:19you'd make her walk
19:20wouldn't you
19:21well babe
19:21you're never gonna make a businessman
19:23I don't think I want to
19:25sunshine
19:36I don't know what you're doing
19:37well
19:38forget it
19:39no go
19:42if you won't do the decent thing
19:44we'll rob him
19:45eh
19:46figure of speech
19:48a ferry
19:49you sling the hat round
19:49whatever we end up with
19:51we'll bung it
19:51on a long shot
19:52if it comes up
19:53Irish gets his funeral
19:54if it goes down
19:55he stays with the council
19:57can't say fairer than that can
19:58you can't have a bet like that
20:00why not
20:00Irish would have
20:09no no no
20:11that's no good
20:12five pounds
20:13thirty five
20:13and two Irish pennies
20:15that's thoughtful
20:19does he let one fly
20:21couldn't tell you mate
20:22I'm tone deaf
20:27he needs singing to
20:36hey
20:36Irish eyes
20:37four o'clock
20:38Carlisle
20:39no he's up in class
20:41Carson's on him
20:41he's not a bleeding magician
20:43what's the price
20:44er
20:45sixteen to one
20:47five pound comes to eighty
20:49a plastic coffin
20:50and a dust cart
20:52look
20:52bung the hat round in here
20:53see what you can build it up to
20:55I'll go and find out
20:56the best price I can get
20:57eh
20:57on a funeral
20:59thank you
21:00thank you
21:00.
21:01.
21:01.
21:01.
21:01.
21:01.
21:06.
21:29I don't know what to do.
21:37Good afternoon.
21:39Can I borrow your ear a minute?
21:42I beg your pardon?
21:43It's the cost. I wanted to make a few inquiries.
21:46Ah. Do come in.
21:53Please, sit down.
21:59Are we talking in terms of someone who has passed on
22:03or someone who is about to?
22:05Er, no, he's already gone.
22:07And, er, he's not related.
22:09I see.
22:10He's got no relatives, nothing, and, er, they've got him up at the morgue.
22:15Yes.
22:16Well, er, we want to get him out of there,
22:18otherwise it's a council job and, er, we don't think that's right.
22:21Oh, absolutely.
22:23So what's the damage?
22:28You want it done as simply as possible.
22:30Well, I don't want rubbish.
22:32Oh, absolutely.
22:33But we are talking in terms of the least it would come to.
22:37Yes, well, we'll start at the bottom, yeah.
22:39Well, now, it would entail moving your friend from his present place of rest to here.
22:46Yes, well, we want it done proper.
22:48Well, it don't seem right leaving him in a fridge, does it?
22:50Oh, absolutely.
22:52Then, of course, er, you'd like a display.
22:57What?
22:59Well, you'd naturally like him to lie in rest so that you and his other friends could say your farewells.
23:06Well, I suppose so, yeah.
23:08What caused his demise?
23:11Was it an accident?
23:12No, he just got to Latimer Road and then, um, he had, um, a cherry tart.
23:20I see.
23:23Natural demise.
23:27Transportation from there to here.
23:30A few days with us and then onward.
23:36One hearth, one car.
23:40Er, what would we want a car for?
23:43Oh, it wouldn't look good without at least one car, wouldn't it?
23:50Hmm, the cheapest we could do it for would be £393.50p.
23:59£393.50p?
24:01Absolutely.
24:12I'll give him another five minutes.
24:21No wonder that thing's anti-social.
24:23It looks like a brewery.
24:24Good for it, isn't it?
24:26Who told you that?
24:27It's a well-known fact.
24:28I read it in the Reader's Digest.
24:38Ready for it?
24:43£393.50p.
24:45Gold.
24:47Blimey.
24:48Absolutely.
24:50So what's the S per year, then?
24:53£17.45.
24:54That includes a blue one from the Governor.
24:56So we'll make it up to a score, so you know, we go from there.
24:59You know, I've been thinking we're going about this the wrong way.
25:01How do you mean?
25:02Sticking it all on and outside.
25:04It's got about as much chance as having it off at Vernon's.
25:06So?
25:06Well, so I picked three favourites and we do them in a treble.
25:11Did like a treble did Irish.
25:13Well.
25:15Why not?
25:17Right.
25:19Morning Bloom, 2.15, Brighton.
25:21Yeah.
25:24Sweet success.
25:25Three o'clock, Carlisle.
25:27Yeah.
25:28And Yardstick in the four o'clock.
25:32Yeah.
25:32We decided on Irish Ice in the four o'clock.
25:35I don't like opposing the original choice.
25:38We'll get Yardstick at seven to four or thereabouts.
25:40I mean, this Irish Ice is a joke at 16 to one.
25:42They're just giving it an outing.
25:43It's unlucky.
25:44Shut up, Ferret.
25:46I'm just telling you.
25:47Look, are we in agreement or not?
25:52I'm not doing these 20 quid and then having you moaning.
25:54I was just making an observation, that's all.
25:57Well, you made it.
25:58All right.
26:12Right.
26:12I'll go and do the business.
26:20Look after him, will you?
26:21You're joking.
26:22You'll be all right.
26:23He only bites people he likes.
26:26It's not the biting I'm worried about.
26:35So, cheers.
26:44I still don't believe it.
26:47What?
26:49Irish.
26:51No.
26:54How old was he?
26:5650, 55.
27:01Do you think he knew?
27:03What?
27:04I thought he was going.
27:06Don't be soft.
27:08He weren't looking all out, was he?
27:09Oh, leave it open, man.
27:12Makes you think, though, doesn't it?
27:14Mm.
27:15One minute you're waiting for the westbound and next.
27:19Well, that's what comes to stop.
27:20We're not all night and burning the candle in the middle.
27:22You reckon, do you?
27:24Definitely.
27:28Oh, sorry.
27:29I left me watch off.
27:31Nearly 5'2".
27:32What, 5' to 12'?
27:34Once.
27:37Oh, bloody hell!
27:38What's the matter?
27:39You left the gas on.
27:40But it's a big jar for 12.30.
27:47Tom?
27:49If anybody wants me, I'll be back about 3.
28:06All right?
28:07All right.
28:07She ain't there.
28:08Get some left, will ya?
28:09Oh, Robbo!
28:10Won't take long.
28:12I'm not the taxi.
28:28Is this all you got?
28:29What?
28:30Wrapping paper.
28:31I just want something ordinary.
28:33Oh, you can't get it like that any more.
28:35Used to, but not any more.
28:38It's all got patterns on it now.
28:40I dare say you could get it plain.
28:43But I don't bother.
28:45There's no call for it.
28:47Well, I'm calling for it.
28:50Very unusual.
28:52I just want to wrap this, that's all.
28:54You won't want much for that, will you?
28:58Here.
28:59This do?
29:00Oh, yeah.
29:02And birthday cards.
29:03Birthday?
29:04If you'd said that, I could have found you some paper with candles on.
29:09No idea, have you?
29:12Over there.
29:13What?
29:14Birthday cards.
29:16Oh.
29:23Who's it for, then, eh?
29:24A friend.
29:26Lovely, innit?
29:30Worth a few bob, I bet.
29:32I don't know.
29:32He didn't have the ticket on it.
29:34What?
29:35I just slung the brick through the window and ran.
29:39Ooh.
29:54Come on, you.
29:55It's nearly time for the first race.
29:56Come on.
30:05How are we, man?
30:06We're going to miss the first race.
30:07Ah, it's the last one that's important.
30:10Oh.
30:10Oh.
30:11Oh.
30:11Oh.
30:12Oh.
30:45It's not quite the wine bar round the corner I expected.
30:48Nothing but the best for the birthday card.
30:50Oh, Henry, really?
30:53Well, if you don't like it, we could always go somewhere else.
30:56I think I can cope.
31:04Come on, sir.
31:05Follow by Much Ado.
31:06Much Ado is fading, and Alice's Wonder has taken it up.
31:09They're inside the final furlong now, and it's Alice's Wonder from Morning Bloom.
31:13Come on.
31:14Come on.
31:15Morning Bloom has now taken up the running, and it's Morning Bloom a length in front.
31:19It's Morning Bloom.
31:20Morning Bloom goes past the post.
31:22Morning Bloom, number six, the winner.
31:25Second.
31:25Great.
31:25Number seven, Alice's Wonder.
31:27One up and two to go.
31:28And two Much Ado, seven rands.
31:35No more.
31:37Yeah, if you want any work done this afternoon, that's enough.
31:41Don't worry about it.
31:43I'll have a word with the boss.
31:48How was the fish?
31:50Fish.
31:55Everything all right?
31:57Why shouldn't it be?
31:59You seem to be somewhere else.
32:01Do I?
32:05How long were you married?
32:08What?
32:09Married.
32:09How long?
32:10Why'd you ask?
32:12Curious.
32:13No, you're not.
32:14It was just a conversation starter.
32:18That's what I like about you.
32:20What?
32:22Your directness.
32:23Your honesty.
32:24Oh.
32:25Don't be so naive.
32:27No, it's true.
32:28I meant the question about your marriage.
32:35Lasted six and a half years.
32:38Didn't even get to seven and the itch.
32:40Straight from school into the matrimonial pit.
32:43Story of a lot of women's lives.
32:45Nothing original in it.
32:46Just very boring.
32:51The center of your life taken away.
32:55Like a baked apple.
33:01You can't imagine what it's like.
33:04Prams and nappies for real when you've just stopped playing mothers and fathers.
33:08The romance completely taken out of your lives.
33:11Before you even know who you are.
33:14I mean, what kind of existence is that?
33:17Hmm?
33:19You tell me.
33:23Who left who?
33:25Yes.
33:38I mean, what kind of existence is that?
34:317 Wagon Winds, 5-2 favourite, 11 Office Window, 20-1.
34:372-15 Brighton, 6 Morning Bloom, 3-1 favourite.
34:42Hey Rob, Morning Bloom, 3-1, we've got the first one up.
34:463-1 gives us 80 socks. We're off and running, my son.
34:52Right James, to the Betty Shopland, don't spare the favourites.
34:54I should be at work, you know. I've got a front down Matilda Street, two subs with diamond, and now
34:59I'm a man short.
35:00Are you any good with a paintbrush?
35:08Sometimes I don't know what to do.
35:12She's not always like that, you know.
35:15Sometimes you go for days and everything would seem to be alright.
35:19And you forget. Well, you don't, but you try to.
35:24And suddenly she's back on the milk again.
35:29Milk?
35:31With brandy.
35:33She thinks I don't know.
35:36And it starts all over again.
35:42Has she seen anybody?
35:44No.
35:45As far as she's concerned, there's no problem.
35:49I've thought of leaving her, but I can't.
35:53Can I?
35:57Henry, I don't know.
36:00Nah, of course I can't. Could you?
36:05I mean, that other night, I thought everything would be alright.
36:08It would have been two if that idiot hadn't got her up on the stage.
36:12Ridiculous, isn't it?
36:15Why hadn't you talked about it before?
36:19Nobody asked me.
36:24This is absurd. This is your birthday.
36:27Yes.
36:29I'm sorry.
36:30Oh, it's alright.
36:31You asked me about my marriage.
36:33Now I'm listening to you.
36:36Never talked about it before.
36:38Private.
36:39My problem.
36:41Alright?
36:42Alright.
36:51Listen, where they go to.
36:53Didn't they leave no message?
36:55Two pounds.
36:55I mean, it's not good enough, is it?
36:57Fourty.
36:58Where the hell you been?
37:00Free business for it.
37:01How are we doing?
37:01One up at three to one.
37:02Which means we've got 80 solves going on sweet success at a hundred to thirty.
37:07Yeah?
37:08You knew?
37:09Yeah.
37:09They're under orders.
37:11Carlisle.
37:12Off at Carlisle.
37:14Three, two.
37:15Beetle's boy takes up the early running from Foreign Legion and Highland Green.
37:21Two lengths in front.
37:22Put some money in the meat of Bill.
37:25Did you touch on it?
37:26No.
37:27You want to get yourself a proper system?
37:29It is a proper system you're something, Cal.
37:31Don't give me that.
37:32Your brother-in-law fitted that up over a weekend.
37:35It's got to be a proper system, Bob.
37:36No, it's got to be a proper system.
37:37It's all made up with being here from the post office.
37:40Shut up.
37:41Come on, shut up.
37:42Shut up.
37:43Shut up, Bill.
37:44JG left it somewhere.
37:47Come on.
37:47I want my money back, man.
37:49Come on.
37:50Let Joan have a go.
37:52She's good with her hands.
37:53I think we'll guard the Mecca, get a bit of comfort up there.
37:58Sweet success has now cleared the back and has taken up the run.
38:01Shut up, will ya?
38:02Sweet success is up with Foreign Legion.
38:03How far to go? How far to go?
38:05That's been nearly there.
38:06Sweet success is holding on well into the final hurdle.
38:09Please, please.
38:10Come on, my son.
38:11It's the boy. Come on.
38:12It's the boy. Come on.
38:13And it's sweet success.
38:14Sweet success.
38:15Now pulling away from Foreign Legion.
38:17Sweet success.
38:18Sweet success.
38:18Number five.
38:19Sweet success.
38:20The winner.
38:22He's got to have a nice cup of tea.
38:29Hello.
38:30How far the Christmas has been?
38:55Joan, what's this?
38:57What's what?
38:58This.
38:59I'm busy.
39:03Have you seen this?
39:04What?
39:05Well, it's a treble, isn't it?
39:07Is it?
39:07Yeah, it's a treble.
39:09It's nice.
39:10There is nothing nice about it.
39:11Whose is it?
39:12I dunno.
39:15Oh, wait a minute.
39:16He didn't bother with the tax.
39:17It's ferrets.
39:18Ferret?
39:19Look, Gil.
39:20They pass the slips over.
39:22I ring up the till.
39:23In the evening you bank it.
39:25It's what you pay me for.
39:26Double, treble, single.
39:28I'm only interested if it's gin.
39:30Look, you silly cow.
39:31He's got £346.60 going on the favourite in the next race.
39:35Do you know what that means?
39:37No.
39:38No.
39:39Well, it means if the favourite comes up at seven to four,
39:42that little creep is going to pick up £953.32.
39:47Two pence.
39:52Blimey.
39:54Don't get out of your cot, Ferret.
39:55Let's win it first.
39:57How we doing?
39:58Quarter to two.
39:59What?
40:01It's gone four.
40:03It's stopped.
40:03Bloody Mickey Mouse promise won't be so wrong.
40:06It's the one you sold me last Christmas.
40:08I still bloody love you.
40:10Lucky lover tucks in behind,
40:12and there's two furlongs left to run.
40:14American Dream and Bandstand, a leg clear.
40:17Where's Yardstick?
40:18Yardstick is closing in third.
40:20It's American Dream with Bandstand and Yardstick close up third.
40:23You can do it.
40:24You can do it.
40:25American Dream and Yardstick are now racing together.
40:28Yardstick has now taken up the running with just over a furlong to go.
40:32Fall off.
40:34Fall off.
40:35Inside the final furlong.
40:37We're home.
40:39Irish Eyes is now fast improving.
40:43Irish Eyes is coming through very fast indeed.
40:46He couldn't do it to us.
40:48He bloody could.
40:49It's Yardstick.
40:50Only two lengths in front of Irish Eyes.
40:53Irish Eyes is now coming up alongside Yardstick.
40:56Run you wobbler, run!
40:57And it's Irish Eyes by a neck.
41:00Irish Eyes.
41:02Irish Eyes.
41:03Number seven the winner.
41:05Number two Yardstick second.
41:07Number four American Dream third.
41:09Better go, don't we?
41:11We've been robbed.
41:13Irish bloody eyes.
41:14Forget it.
41:15Shouldn't have changed.
41:16Inverick we all agreed, right?
41:18I'm only saying that's all.
41:19What you said.
41:25Sixteen to one.
41:27Leave it.
41:27I've left it.
41:34Everything all right?
41:36No, it's bloody not.
41:48The result of Stuart's inquiry at Carlisle.
41:53Objection sustained.
41:55Yardstick, space first.
41:58Irish Eyes.
41:58Of course.
42:00Europe's starting prices.
42:02Yardstick, seven to four.
42:04Favourite.
42:04American Dream second.
42:06Five to one.
42:08Bandstand third.
42:09Gill?
42:11Right.
42:13Soon as we paid for everything,
42:14we have £559.82.
42:19So I reckon we put the £59.82 for the flowers
42:23and split the rest.
42:26And that gives us each £166 a bit over.
42:32Right?
42:33Good old Irish.
42:34I think I like that.
42:56Jan?
42:59Jan?
43:01Are you there?
43:02What's going on?
43:03I'll tell you what's going on.
43:05I'm changing our lifestyle.
43:06That's what's going on.
43:07What?
43:08I've had enough.
43:09Oh, listen, I can explain.
43:11You can't explain anything.
43:13I don't want to hear anything.
43:14Oh, Jan.
43:14You're strolling here this morning,
43:17having spent the night out like some silly little schoolboy.
43:20Oh, princess.
43:21Forget it's my birthday.
43:22I didn't.
43:23You did.
43:23Arrange not to have lunch.
43:25Oh, Jan.
43:26And then to cap it all, the present you give me
43:28is the necklace you popped to get you by last month,
43:30the same necklace you gave me at Christmas,
43:32and my last birthday.
43:34I thought you'd like it.
43:35Like it?
43:36How can I?
43:37I never see it.
43:39I'll get you something else.
43:40I don't want anything else.
43:41Oh, Jan.
43:42Jan.
43:44Let us in.
43:56Hello, gambling man.
43:57Debbie.
43:58I've had enough for one day.
43:59I'm up to me chin in yesterday's leftovers.
44:03What's that for?
44:04Joan, from the betting shop.
44:06She told me what you've done.
44:08I think you're fantastic.
44:10I wish your mother did.
44:12Didn't you tell her?
44:13She won't even let me in.
44:15Come on.
44:19I'll leave it to you, sweetheart.
44:20I don't see you anymore.
44:21You're lost again.
44:26Don't see me.
44:29It was alright.
44:29It's okay.
44:30But he's fine.
44:41And still, you know your thing?
44:44I'm not.
44:46I'm not.
44:48I don't see you anymore.
44:50The other one is you.
44:51Looks alright, Dunny. Sort of natural. Worth it, wasn't it?
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:05I still don't see why we couldn't bring the dog in.
45:27Well, that's it then. Yeah, yeah. Cheers, mate. Cheers. Cheers, mate.
46:06Hey, drop over.
46:31Cheers, mate.
46:56Cheers, mate.
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