- 7 minutes ago
First broadcast 4th November 1984.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Tony Caunter - Henry Diamond
Marion Bailey - Alison Diamond
Elaine Lordan - Maureen
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Alan Mason - Irish
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Andrew Sachs - MC
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
Terry Sue-Patt - Aaron (as Terry Sue Patt)
Robert Wesley - Chip Shop Manager
David Nunn - Stallholder
Clark Flanagan - Dean
David Doyle - Alan
Catherine Clarke - Schoolgirl in Street (as Catharine Clarke)
Kim Benson - Schoolgirl in Street
Ken Baldock - Publican
Nej Adamson - Taxi Driver
Susan Tully - Girl in Restaurant
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Tony Caunter - Henry Diamond
Marion Bailey - Alison Diamond
Elaine Lordan - Maureen
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Alan Mason - Irish
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Andrew Sachs - MC
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
Terry Sue-Patt - Aaron (as Terry Sue Patt)
Robert Wesley - Chip Shop Manager
David Nunn - Stallholder
Clark Flanagan - Dean
David Doyle - Alan
Catherine Clarke - Schoolgirl in Street (as Catharine Clarke)
Kim Benson - Schoolgirl in Street
Ken Baldock - Publican
Nej Adamson - Taxi Driver
Susan Tully - Girl in Restaurant
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00:00PHONE RINGS
00:08Yes.
00:09Yes.
00:09Yes.
00:11Yes.
00:29Hello.
00:30Hello.
00:30Hello.
00:31Here.
00:34I've got something for you.
00:39Listen.
00:40Shh, shh, shh.
00:41Listen.
00:42Have you ever seen a £50 note?
00:48Well, here's four of them.
00:51Nice, aren't they?
00:52I don't think you were giving it to me.
00:55I am.
00:55I am.
00:56Still your money.
01:00Put it in the drawer.
01:02Excuse me.
01:13I don't exist, do I?
01:18What?
01:21Until I get a number, I don't exist.
01:27How much have we got at the moment?
01:30Not enough.
01:32Yeah.
01:34I just need the big one.
01:38I'll do it, you know.
01:42We'll do it.
01:47Good morning.
01:50No, no.
01:51What?
01:51No, not now.
01:53That bloomin' alarm's gonna go up and off, and I'm not gonna get up.
01:56And so have you.
01:57I've had a hard day's night.
01:59Mm.
02:00Well, I've got a hard day's day ahead of me.
02:03You wait till you're in the real world like the rest of us.
02:07Yeah.
02:10The weather, rather cloudy.
02:11Perhaps a little rain becoming brighter later.
02:14Hi.
02:14Don't sit there, Joey.
02:15Deb's, you'll be late.
02:16See you tonight.
02:17Yeah.
02:18Bye.
02:23You better get a move on, babe.
02:24I don't fancy it today.
02:26You don't fancy it any day, do you?
02:30It's all right for you.
02:32You had it easy.
02:34You think so, do you?
02:35I know so.
02:38You had a choice.
02:40We haven't.
02:41Yeah?
02:42These days you've got to go to Cambridge just to get a job sweeping the streets.
02:47I'm gonna be late.
02:49All very well playing a substitute dad.
02:51But when it comes down to the nitty gritty, you don't want to know, do you?
02:58Why don't you just marry Mum and get it over with?
03:02What?
03:05Nothing.
03:07You feeling all right?
03:13Yeah.
03:14I'm all right.
03:16Come and you can walk me to school.
03:19I don't understand you.
03:20You never seem to be able to get up in the morning.
03:22You're just laying there like some, some exotic dorm house.
03:25All sort of undulating.
03:28You know what I mean?
03:29It's just that when you get to your age, you don't need as much sleep as you do when you're
03:34my age.
03:35What's that, an 80s phenomenon or something?
03:38No, it's hysterical.
03:39Oi, Deb!
03:40Doing your bit for the old age pensioners, are you?
03:43That's right.
03:43Help the aged.
03:45Now don't forget to pick up your badge.
03:48Babe, don't do that.
03:49Oh, you're so romantic.
03:51That's right.
03:51I want to go home and get me head down, don't I?
03:53See you later.
03:54Oh, are you sure it's supposed to get to play when it goes?
03:58Nice of you here, innit?
04:07Blasted trains.
04:10Trains?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Alison's got the car.
04:13She's driving up this afternoon.
04:15Gonna pick me up later.
04:16I'll change here.
04:18God, it's no wonder they can't make a profit.
04:19We've been sending at the signal since 10.
04:21Then I couldn't get a cab.
04:23No messages, were there?
04:25The bank rang twice.
04:27Oh, did they?
04:28I said you'd call them back.
04:30Anything else?
04:31I gave Geordie a timber chit.
04:33Did you?
04:34He needed some wood for a job.
04:36Yeah, fine.
04:39Everything all right?
04:41Yeah, yeah.
04:44Look.
04:45Do you fancy an afternoon out?
04:47Chelmsford way.
04:48What, with you?
04:49No.
04:50Oh.
04:53Bonner.
04:54Simon Bonner.
04:55He started acting daft.
04:56What, payment?
04:58Yeah.
04:59I said that you'd go over there with a cheque today.
05:02Is that all right?
05:04There's a little job I've got to do, lunchtime.
05:07Oh, there's no hurry.
05:10You mean after 3.30?
05:18Oh, that smells nice.
05:20Yeah, but it's not for you.
05:22Any tea?
05:23You know where it is?
05:25Blimey, what have I done?
05:26It's like a doss house, this.
05:28You treat it like a doss house.
05:29You want to sort yourself out, Robbie, before it's too late.
05:33Mother, you sound like a doomsday book.
05:35Hmm?
05:36That Jan, she's much too good for you.
05:38Yeah, I am.
05:39You're not listening.
05:40I am, I am.
05:41No, you're not, Robbie.
05:42You want to try starting the day the right way round.
05:45You want to start paying that by the month?
05:46I do.
05:49Oh, it's cold.
05:50Buy a cozy.
05:52I will.
05:57You got up the allotments?
05:58No.
05:58Right.
06:00Tell Tommy to put his skates on, or his dinner will be burnt to a cinder.
06:21What's this for?
06:22The Indians.
06:24It's beans, isn't it?
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:26Here, hold that.
06:27Oh, Tom.
06:29Yeah.
06:30These are old Joe's beans.
06:32Joe?
06:33You remember old Joe.
06:35Did he tell you?
06:37Who, Joe?
06:38Stan.
06:39About the horse.
06:41What horse?
06:44Stroll on.
06:458.30, Windsor.
06:468.30?
06:47Tonight.
06:48Can't lose.
06:49Oh, yeah.
06:51It's running against donkeys, Stan says.
06:53He couldn't lose if he'd had his legs tied together.
06:55How many times have I heard that?
06:58Well, if you don't want it, you don't have to have it.
06:59Nobody's forcing you.
07:00Thanks for the choice.
07:02Hey, Tom.
07:03The brother-in-law of the trainer's sister
07:06only blown in his ear once before, and it laughed all the way to the winning post.
07:12Don't sound like you need a result.
07:13Well, I had one last night, didn't I?
07:16Hmm.
07:18They had some very nice tomato plants cheap in the market this morning.
07:23Oh, yeah?
07:26But he loves a tomato.
07:33Stroll on.
07:358.30.
07:368.30.
07:37Windsor.
07:37And put the knicker on for me, will you, Robert?
07:39I'll give you the money later.
07:40Yeah, I'd so.
07:41Yeah.
07:42What are you doing here, anyway?
07:45Oh, it's about your dinner.
07:46But I wouldn't bother.
07:47Eh?
07:48Why not?
07:49It's burnt, innit?
07:53TITLE 1 2AT
07:54TITLE 2R
07:58TITLE 2 cushions
08:18TITLE 101
08:22What?
08:25Have you got any match of Arnie?
08:28Have you got any match of Arnie?
08:30What?
08:31Match of Arnie!
08:32No, not this weekend, but I'm looking.
08:34Hey!
08:35What?
08:40Can't see a game tonight?
08:42Where?
08:42Same pace as last night.
08:44Are you playing?
08:45Can't afford it.
08:46They won't let you sit down.
08:47Not about two and a half.
08:48Not much!
08:49Two and a half!
08:54Hang about.
08:56What time?
08:57About one.
08:58Lose of Wobblers be there!
08:59Scouse on me head!
09:00Yeah, that's right.
09:03Lose off me, I'll see you!
09:05Look...
09:07Once that's got to be in.
09:08What time?
09:13About one.
09:14Lose of Wobblers be there, scouse on me head!
09:16Yeah, that's fine.
09:18Lose off me, I'll see you.
09:33hello no no um i'm sorry he's not no um mr diamond is up to lunch
09:43yeah yeah i'll tell him
09:49jan jan do you remember i said this morning that i wouldn't need them
10:07oh sorry uh lunchtime
10:10i thought jan would be here you've just missed her oh yeah yeah you don't know where she's gone out
10:16job for me gone long no but uh she will be out all afternoon had some jobs to do for
10:25herself did she
10:29well you know jam busy yeah i can't complain
10:41you well you know the building game robbie yeah yeah so you don't know which is going to be back
10:47then i'm afraid not right um can i give her a message no that's not important i tell her that
10:55you popped in don't bother i'll tell her myself enjoy your lunch
11:14that's lovely thank you
11:18Anything of that, we have your cheque title to anybody you wish.
11:43This is 2-4, 24-beds.
11:47Hello, Joanie.
11:48Hi, Robbie.
11:49Where's Windsor?
11:50Just down the N4.
11:52What do you want in the office?
11:54Stroll on, the 8.30.
11:56Stroll on, then. Stroll on.
11:58Here, George, lend us the bins with you.
12:00Don't worry about all that.
12:02Here, you put on the garlic or something.
12:04Come on.
12:05Here we are.
12:068.35.
12:07Yeah, please.
12:07What's the pricing?
12:09Tens.
12:09God, they don't do you any favours, do they?
12:11Do you know what's up to do?
12:12They have ten to one in the Kingsville.
12:13Vicky Thompson little number.
12:15It's 99.
12:15Yeah, maybe, maybe.
12:17And I'd like to turn on Major Prince.
12:19Here's now.
12:21Gil, can I have a word?
12:2414 to 1, number 15.
12:25You can just add one.
12:2916 to 1, number 15.
12:30Hold up, Gil.
12:31I'm one of your oldest and most treasured customers.
12:34You haven't got any.
12:35What?
12:36Credit.
12:37Look, I'll come straight to the point.
12:38Make a nice change.
12:40How's she going there?
12:42There's this speeder tonight, and I'm short of the sit-down money.
12:44Now, I've had a little nod for one running at Windsor tonight.
12:48Now, if it wins and you pay me out, I've got me entrance fee.
12:51You see what I mean?
12:52Yeah, I'll hold on.
12:53Look, now, what I'm trying to say is, if it wins, which it will, you make the exception.
12:59Do me a favour and pay me out tonight instead of tomorrow.
13:02No.
13:04You're joking.
13:05What?
13:06What do you think I am?
13:07Santa Claus?
13:08No.
13:09No.
13:11You want to get paid out tonight, go down to Windsor.
13:14You'll get better odds anyway.
13:16Oh, John, it's Gil here.
13:17Yeah.
13:25Here, do you fancy a trip to Windsor?
13:27Can't, mate.
13:28Why not?
13:29Lassie's on the town.
13:30What's that got to do with it?
13:38It's a favourite programme, isn't it?
13:40Turn your glasses, please.
13:42Come on.
13:42I want to get to the round, don't you?
13:43Drink up.
13:44Look, you are sure they're going out, aren't you?
13:47Definite.
13:47It's a once a year job, isn't it?
13:49The builder's ball.
13:50Something like that.
13:53What are you going to tell me on, mate?
13:54Picture, same as you.
13:55Picture, same as you.
13:56There they are, by the window.
13:57Picture, same as you.
13:59There they are, by the window.
14:01There they are.
14:01Which one's mine?
14:02The one on the left.
14:03Oh.
14:04It's got really nice eyes.
14:06So is the cat.
14:07What do you expect on a blime or a redfish?
14:09Yeah.
14:10Which one's mine, then?
14:11The blonde.
14:13This is Debbie.
14:15This is Dave.
14:16All right.
14:18Are you stopping or what?
14:19As soon as you're paying me after, Dan.
14:22Well, I didn't want to make a fuss about it, but you know how it is.
14:25He wouldn't give us the timber.
14:26Yeah, well, you'd better wait until I've had a word with him.
14:28Well, we haven't even started on the job yet, Mr. Diamond.
14:31Oh, don't worry about it, Geordie.
14:33Look, I'd have a word with him tonight, but, I mean, obviously he's gone by now.
14:36Not changed yet, Henry.
14:37What the hell have you been spending money on now?
14:39Look as if you bought Oxford Street.
14:41This is nothing.
14:42Wait till you see the parking tickets.
14:45Look, I'll see you tonight, Geordie.
14:47And look, don't worry.
14:47No problem.
14:49Do you think I've made of money?
14:50I wish you were, Henry.
14:51I wish you were.
14:57Everything all right?
14:58Aye, no problem.
14:59Do you want a lift?
15:00Oh, no, thanks.
15:01Geordie!
15:02Are you bringing Dorian tonight?
15:04Can't see you letting me go without her, can you?
15:07There you go.
15:08There you go.
15:09Now that is going to make his day.
15:12Ooh.
15:14Come here.
15:20Yeah, but what's my husband going to say when I get the car out?
15:24Oh, God.
15:25Ellen, that has got to be the worst joke I've ever heard.
15:29It's true.
15:30One track mind, that's you.
15:32No wonder my mum won't let you in the air.
15:34I read it in the paper.
15:35I actually had to get the car out of the gate to count on my dog.
15:38Do you want another?
15:39Why doesn't mum like me?
15:40No, I've got to go.
15:41She thinks you're a fess.
15:42A fret?
15:43Him a fret?
15:45You've got a bit of joking.
15:47Come on, Ma, we'd better go.
15:50See you tonight, then.
15:52Nine o'clock, all right?
15:53Come on.
15:55Don't you be late.
15:56You know me.
15:57Didn't I just?
16:00No.
16:01Well, yeah.
16:03What you reckon, then?
16:05No.
16:08Yeah?
16:13Yeah.
16:17Why doesn't Robbie move in here?
16:21Likes his independence.
16:23So do I.
16:25Being more sensible.
16:27Than what?
16:28Than what we've got now.
16:30That's how I like it.
16:33You don't want to leave it too late.
16:35What do you mean?
16:37Well, you're getting on, aren't you?
16:40I mean, my prime young lady.
16:42If you say so.
16:44What's all this about?
16:49Well, I don't think it's that important.
16:51Marriage, that is.
16:53It's just that...
16:55Well, when you get to your age,
16:56living in things no longer romantic, is it?
16:59I mean, there's something a bit iffy about it.
17:02I think we'd better stop this conversation.
17:08Did you live with Dad before you married him?
17:12Didn't have time.
17:14Perhaps if you had her, things would have been different.
17:17Yeah, perhaps.
17:19I mean, I don't know where I stand with you two.
17:22It's just not fair.
17:24Robbie's either living here or he's not.
17:27You can't have it both ways.
17:31Have you got any homework you've got to do?
17:45I was only trying to help.
17:47That's all.
17:50Hello, Raver.
17:51You want to watch that?
17:52What?
17:53This morning.
17:54You'll get me arrested, you will.
17:55That's what I'm after.
18:09I like the Easter.
18:12Thought of wearing it for us, girl.
18:14You're on.
18:18Anything wrong?
18:20No.
18:20No?
18:21No.
18:22Nothing.
18:24Good.
18:27What have you come as?
18:29It's not a fancy dress, you know.
18:31Hey.
18:32You're not going out like that, are you?
18:34Why not?
18:34Not with me, you're not.
18:36I didn't know you knew where I was going.
18:38What do you mean?
18:38I don't.
18:39Where are you going?
18:40Windsor.
18:41We can both go and make a night of it.
18:43Windsor races?
18:44Just the one.
18:45There and back.
18:46But it can't lose.
18:46Not you, my boy.
18:47It's the boss's night out.
18:48Bosses?
18:49You're whining and dining.
18:51Dinner and dancing.
18:52Oh, no.
18:52I completely forgot.
18:53Well, you've just remembered.
18:54Go get...
18:56Home.
18:56Suit on.
18:57Back here quick as you can.
18:58But the horse can't lose.
19:00It just has.
19:19Jan.
19:20If I don't go to Windsor, then I'm gonna have to...
19:23What?
19:25Nothing.
19:27The money's safe, is it?
19:28Safe as houses.
19:31Oh.
19:32Good.
19:42Gil!
19:44Oh, sorry.
19:45Hey, look.
19:46Do you remember that, Bette?
19:47Evening meeting at Windsor.
19:48Stay to this poor enough to give you a cancer just looking at it.
19:51Yeah.
19:51Well, I can't get there, can I?
19:53Haven't you got the bus fare?
19:54Yeah.
19:54Now, something's cropped up.
19:55I mean, I'm...
19:56I'm lumbered.
19:57Not like you, Robbo.
19:58Let something come between you and the horse.
19:59Can't be done, can it?
20:00I'm stymied.
20:01So what I thought was, not wishing to lose out on a winner,
20:04that I'd have the bet with you anyway, pick up the winnings in the morning.
20:07I mean, the tip's a tip, innit?
20:08I'm closed.
20:09Oh, just the one.
20:11Business is done for the day.
20:12But it can't lose!
20:13That's all the more reason why I shouldn't take it.
20:17What do you think I am?
20:20Gil.
20:21Stroll on.
20:228.35.
20:24Windsor.
20:26Come on, mate.
20:27Do us a favour.
20:29Stroll on?
20:30Yeah.
20:32Windsor?
20:32Yeah.
20:35Accounts are closed.
20:37Books are finished for the day.
20:38No.
20:39Just a private bet.
20:40You and me.
20:44Goodnight.
20:47Cheers, mate.
20:48You're a million.
20:50There's nothing more depressing, is there, than an empty betting shop.
20:53You're telling me.
20:55And you want to pay her more?
20:56Ask him for a rise.
20:57Go on.
20:57On your bike box.
20:58Night, Joanie.
20:59Night, Robbie.
21:01Hello, John.
21:03Yeah, it's Gil here.
21:05Look, erm, do us a favour, will you?
21:07Put me a one-er-on stroll on.
21:108.35.
21:11Windsor.
21:13Great.
21:14So, you get down to the course and get the best price you can find, right?
21:17Get on to Windsor?
21:18Yeah.
21:19We're going to Bingo.
21:21Eh?
21:22Him and me, we're going to Bingo.
21:23Make a nice change a night out.
21:25So is Bingo!
21:27Look, you've got a score for the bet.
21:29A blue one for the petrol.
21:31Now, when it wins, you get round to the Rose and Crown.
21:32I'll give you a bell from the dude.
21:34We arrange to meet before I go on to the Spieler, right?
21:36Spieler?
21:39And you give me my winnings for my stake money tonight.
21:44Steak money?
21:45Well, for the game, right?
21:49Oh.
21:51Right.
21:52Oh, Tom.
21:53You're a mastermind, Tom.
21:55You ain't going without me.
21:57Now, go and get your glad rags on.
21:58It'll be a nice night out for both of you here.
22:00Now, come on.
22:00Hey, look, Robbie.
22:01It's your mum you're talking to.
22:03You got the money I'll give you this morning?
22:04Yeah.
22:04Right.
22:05Now, get yourself a chuck up on the way back and I'll give you the money tomorrow.
22:08Come on.
22:08Go, Windsor.
22:09Go, Windsor.
22:10Go, go, go.
22:15You don't mind, then?
22:16For you, Princess, anything.
22:18Just a soppy old Gigi race, won't it?
22:21Dead cert, of course, but I mean, there's plenty where that came from.
22:24You look smashing.
22:26I feel a bit of a lemon, actually.
22:28All weddings and funerals, innit?
22:30It's all right by me.
22:33You look a bit tasty, yourself.
22:37You see that?
22:39Yeah.
22:40That geezer makes almost half a million pounds a week.
22:44Is he married?
22:45Huh?
22:46No.
22:49What service is diamond like, then?
22:51Well, why do we have to do this?
22:55What?
22:57A night like tonight.
22:59It's tradition and...
23:01it's good for business.
23:03You are going to behave yourself, aren't you?
23:05Yes, sir.
23:06No, sir.
23:07Three bags full, sir.
23:10I thought you might enjoy it.
23:12Oh, I'll do that all right.
23:15Just keep your eyes off your secretary's knees, that's all.
23:33Oh, you're late.
23:34I had to wait till she went to Bingo.
23:36I thought she'd never go.
23:37Are you?
23:38No.
23:39I thought you was, then.
23:40Listen, mate.
23:41I'll be back here in an hour and a half.
23:43Yeah, OK?
23:46What are you going to have, then?
23:48I don't know.
23:48What are you having?
23:50Martini and lemonade.
23:51It's lovely.
23:51They all know, though, won't they?
23:53Who have lemon do?
23:54No, Jen and Bobby.
23:56We're only going to have the one, aren't we?
23:58Right, then.
24:00They won't.
24:01I don't know, anyway.
24:02It's all for show, isn't it?
24:03Christmas and birthdays.
24:05If they want a drink, they go down the pub.
24:07Is it all right if we have a bag?
24:08Yeah.
24:09I'll have one, then I'll.
24:13See you.
24:15Cheers.
24:17Cheers!
24:33Cheers.
24:34Enjoying yourself?
24:35Yeah, it's lovely.
24:38Alison, I was a little bit embarrassed when she meets people for the first time.
24:42Yeah.
24:43Seems all right to me.
24:47Are you two married?
24:48Uh, no.
24:50Live together?
24:52Well, yes and no.
24:54We've got an arrangement, you see.
24:55Have you?
24:56Yeah.
24:57We've got our own places, so it's, uh, nothing definite.
25:00See what I mean?
25:12I don't think people were meant to live together.
25:15Why's that?
25:17The minute you move in, the grass is always greener, isn't it?
25:23Well, it depends which way you look at it.
25:27Other ladies?
25:29Joking.
25:30Keeping up with this one takes all me time.
25:33But two places, you've always got a choice.
25:36Have you?
25:38I live with my mum.
25:41Straight up the stairs.
25:43Been in the pub long, have we?
25:44You sound like my mum, you do.
25:46Oh, Tar.
25:47What's for dinner, then?
25:48Sweet and sour grain.
25:49Oh.
25:50You been in that pub again?
25:51I told you not to wear that dress.
25:53What's wrong with it?
25:54Oh, it doesn't really matter.
25:55All right, Jordy?
25:56All right, great.
25:57You?
25:58Yeah.
25:58Hanging on.
25:59It's not the policemen who are getting younger.
26:01It's the mothers.
26:02I saw one today.
26:03She must have been all of 15.
26:04She had one in the pram and one in the hand.
26:06Two before you can vote.
26:07I mean, what kind of life is that?
26:09What?
26:09Some people start young so they can get on with their lives afterwards.
26:11I left home when I was 18.
26:13The time I was 20, I was starting another one.
26:16Stupid, isn't it?
26:17We should all have stayed in the trees.
26:21Is something wrong?
26:22No, there's nothing wrong.
26:22I won't be a sec.
26:50There are two of them.
26:51She's with a fella.
26:52Yeah, you said.
26:53She's not here and I've got a pub to run, you know.
26:55It is very important.
26:57So's my train, mate.
26:59Half the staff's got flu and you keep on using me like a telephone exchange.
27:03Come on, George.
27:04We're dying of thirst out here.
27:05I'm coming.
27:06I'm coming.
27:06After this, I'm taking it off the hook.
27:08Look.
27:08Hang on.
27:09Hang on.
27:09Look.
27:10Look, it's like this.
27:12I've got some very bad news.
27:15A friend of the family, you know?
27:17I'm sorry to hear it.
27:18I'll call again, all right?
27:20You do that.
27:22Come on, yes.
27:29So do you live here with your mum and dad, then, yeah?
27:33No, just me mum.
27:35What's your mum?
27:36What's your mum?
27:36So what happened to your dad, then?
27:38No, I don't know.
27:40I ain't got a dad neither.
27:42Really?
27:44Get another bottle of wine, Henry.
27:47I've just got one.
27:49Well, get another one.
27:52Thirsty work, this dancing, isn't it, Mr. Fox?
27:55Yeah.
27:58Though how they can call it wine, I'll never know.
28:00But it's never seen a grape in its life.
28:02They should be done under the trade's description.
28:07Take it easy, will you?
28:10Don't worry, Henry.
28:13This wouldn't make a nut drunk.
28:22All we needed was overcooked cabbage, and it would have been the perfect school dinner.
28:27Don't you agree, Mr. Fox?
28:28Thanks.
28:32Well, I think it's quite nice, actually.
28:35Each to his own.
28:39Waiter, we have another bottle of house rent.
28:50I'm not the sort of person who falls in and quickly out of love.
28:59But to you, I gave my affection right from the start.
29:09I have a lover who loves me.
29:14How could I break such a heart?
29:19Yet still you get my attention.
29:24Oh, God bless you.
29:26Lovely, thank you very much.
29:28All right, all right, lovely.
29:29Well, here I am again, same as last year, eh?
29:31Clever Trevor, that's me.
29:33Yes, a plumber by day.
29:35And the Bob Hope of the building industry at night.
29:37Yes, I am, Mrs. I'm as good a comic as Bob Hope is a plumber.
29:42I've seen all you beautiful people here tonight.
29:44Everybody's looking very lovely and glamorous.
29:46Look at that, look at that.
29:47Tommy France has got a clean pair of wellies on.
29:49God bless you, sir.
29:51Here, change your socks next time as well, will you, mate?
29:53All right.
29:54And Daisy, she's my favourite, eh?
29:56Look at her, lovely Daisy.
29:58Yes, life and soul of the party.
30:01Oh, I see you've brought yet another young man with you once again, eh?
30:05Oh, yes.
30:05So your old man's still on night work, is he?
30:07Yes!
30:09Take a bow!
30:18Coffee everywhere?
30:20Yes, please.
30:20Your tongue.
30:21Keeps me awake, I'll have a brandy.
30:25Are you in a hearing?
30:30Sorry, I promised I'd phone my mother.
30:33Got to tell her what time you'll be home, have you?
30:39She had a bit of a turn earlier.
30:41I said I'd drink.
30:41What's the matter with her?
30:44I don't know.
30:45Well, isn't Tommy there?
30:46He had to go out.
30:49Here, you know that building site, the one down by the Odeon, eh?
30:52Oh, yes, it's been empty for a long time.
30:54Nobody's done much there, have they?
30:56Took them two years to put one brick on top of the other.
30:58Do you know, the bloke got the sack there last week for doing some work.
31:01Anyway, there was this car parked there late one night, right?
31:05It was a big white jaguar.
31:06We used to do this a lot at one time, didn't we, Henry?
31:09What?
31:10Dinner and dances.
31:13Yes.
31:15But work took over in the end.
31:18Coffee, ma'am?
31:19Bring me some brandy, will you?
31:22Madam?
31:23White, please.
31:24Gets in the way, doesn't it?
31:26Work.
31:28Bound.
31:30He leaves at seven in the morning, doesn't get back till nine.
31:35If at all.
31:35Oh.
31:37Oh, kid.
31:38You must know that, mustn't you, child?
31:42How hard he works.
31:49Oh, the estimate came for the patio.
31:52What patio?
31:54They start on Tuesday.
31:56Who?
31:58The local firm.
32:00Alison, I am a builder.
32:02They get the girl out.
32:03They get the girl out.
32:04They get the girl out.
32:04You think I don't know that?
32:08Good to spread the work around, isn't it, Robbie?
32:13Yeah, absolutely.
32:14But I'll be back in the room.
32:17So she says, oh, that's all very nice for him.
32:20But what about my old man?
32:21What's he got to say when he finds out about the car?
32:24Where the heck have you been?
32:25It's quarter to eleven.
32:27Don't get out of here, you cot.
32:29We had a couple before we left the course.
32:32And we couldn't find the pub and your direction.
32:34Never mind about all that.
32:36You got a result?
32:38Yeah, yeah.
32:39And we had a breakdown.
32:41What's that got to do with it?
32:43It means we got there too late to put your money on.
32:48Rob, are you still there?
32:50What kind of result's that?
32:52Well, it's a good one for you, son.
32:55It lost.
32:56It couldn't.
32:58It did.
33:04Hello, sexy.
33:06Hello, Joanie.
33:07What are you doing here, then?
33:08You ain't the only one with friends in the building trade.
33:12You're not the business, you really do.
33:14You want to chase me around the floor, then?
33:16Mr Box?
33:19Yeah, later. There's something I've got to do.
33:22That horse, Robbie.
33:23Yeah?
33:24The one who wouldn't take the bet on, stroll on.
33:27He'll only put a wanner on it himself.
33:29I hope he got a good price.
33:31Ha-ha!
33:32Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
33:38It's alright.
33:39No, no.
33:40Take it off the place, darling.
33:41Oh, no.
33:43Oh, it's a place.
33:47Someone's coming!
33:50Get up!
33:56Jesus.
34:01What's happening?
34:03Nothing.
34:06You.
34:08Get out.
34:18What the hell's going on?
34:20Nothing.
34:22Nothing.
34:24You tell your mother you're going to the pictures.
34:27I come back here, I find you in her bedroom with that geezer.
34:31And I see another one running down the hallway and you tell me that nothing's going on.
34:37The other one was with Moore.
34:38Moore?
34:39My friend Mooreing.
34:41What is this, a brothel or something?
35:10What's this, a brothel?
35:12What's this, a brothel?
35:13of those two boys in here on their own i've told you no who do you think you are who
35:21the hell do
35:22you think you are anyone would think this was your place well it's not and i'm not yours as far
35:30as i'm
35:30concerned you don't even exist i live here she's my mum coming in here acting as though you're my
35:38father well you're not you're my mother's lover and that's a big difference what makes you think
35:46you've got the right to come screaming in here chucking people away i wasn't doing anything
35:54wrong anyway and even if i was it's no different to what you and mum do i suppose you think
36:02that's
36:02different because you're grown up oh don't make me laugh
36:12what was you doing here anyway nothing same as you now you better tidy up that bed
36:46thank you very much thank you thank you ladies and gentlemen thank you very much now we come to the
36:54more sober part of the evening if indeed there is anybody left here who is sober
36:58it is my yes indeed it is my pleasure to announce that through your generosity tonight
37:03we have raised the glorious sum of 12 pound 50. what am i talking about i think i need glasses
37:08i mean of course 1250 pounds
37:16marvelous marvelous and i guarantee ladies and gentlemen the first thing tomorrow morning
37:20this check will be in my bank
37:23you said that last year
37:25hey oh well i changed banks since then
37:27no now then we all know ladies and gentlemen
37:30that this is very much a worthwhile course
37:33where have you been
37:34now we come to our draw wonderful range of prizes but i need a little help
37:37and who better to choose
37:39and where have you been
37:40and most generous contributors i know she won't mind
37:43chatted
37:44what for half an hour
37:45it's a party
37:46the president's wife mrs alison diamond would you mind darling
38:06thank you
38:07thank you very much what a sporting lady
38:08uh now mrs diamond would you care to choose a ticket
38:12thank you
38:15tense moment eh
38:23um
38:24um
38:26shh shh
38:27no
38:29um
38:37202
38:40yellow
38:43it's 202 yellow 202 yellow
38:47come on
38:48come on what's the matter with your
38:50something for nothing
38:52you're like something for nothing don't you
38:54tell it's a bottle of scratch
38:57it's a bottle of whiskey
38:59beautiful bottle of whiskey here we are
39:01yes sir
39:02202
39:02here we are
39:03thank you that's the one
39:12thank you very much
39:16uh would you mind
39:18come on
39:19another one please
39:21please
39:26thank you
39:3620 pink
39:3820 pink
39:3920 pink
39:4020 pink please
39:41oh there he is right lovely
39:42bottle of champagne
39:44well done sir
40:02nice
40:02you took the wrong prize then didn't you
40:05come on
40:06and for the third prize would you take a
40:08and the third prize
40:1495 blue
40:16some blue 95
40:18come on somebody must have it
40:21blue 95
40:22what have you got
40:23what have you got
40:24you've got some tickets
40:2595 blue
40:27oh dear nobody's coming up
40:29lovely teddy bear
40:30he'll say something
40:32uh
40:34why don't you tell them a joke for a change
40:3995 blues
40:40lovely teddy bear
40:4495 blue
40:44i don't know
40:45lovely teddy bear
40:4595 blue please
40:47neither do i
41:15I don't believe you.
41:17I just don't believe you.
41:22You enjoyed that, did you?
41:26You know, there's a religion.
41:29I can't remember the name of it.
41:33But they believe that life's a dream.
41:36And when you die, you wake up.
41:40Well, as far as I'm concerned, life isn't a dream.
41:46It's a nightmare.
41:55It's a nightmare.
42:06If any more prizes, she'd have run out of lipstick.
42:09It's not funny.
42:11No, you're right, no.
42:13Come on, Ted, take us out.
42:14It'll be all right.
42:18Yeah.
42:19Are you sure?
42:21I didn't mean it.
42:23Well, not all of it.
42:25I'll tell him sorry.
42:27When?
42:29Soon.
42:30See him.
42:31Yeah.
42:33Do you want to tell her?
42:34I don't know.
42:36See you tomorrow, then.
42:41Princess?
42:42Yeah?
42:43Nothing.
42:45Did you eat much back there?
42:47No.
42:48No, neither did I.
42:51Chips.
42:53Chips?
42:54Chips.
42:56Leave them open, will you?
42:58Ta.
42:58And kiss a wally.
43:00Do you want one?
43:00No, ta.
43:01Have a bite of yours.
43:03I see you're busy, then, eh?
43:05Never better, Squire.
43:11I see you.
43:12Thanks a lot.
43:12See you later.
43:13Nothing, what's yours?
43:14Two places in the ship, send a Cornish past.
43:16And a Cornish past.
43:23What?
43:24What do you think?
43:31No.
43:34That's what I thought.
43:34Come on.
43:35Come on, let's go.
43:43You know the money I'll give you this morning?
43:46Yes.
43:49Well, there's a game tonight.
43:51Can I have a loan?
43:52Sorry, I can't.
43:54Can't?
43:55No.
43:56Why?
43:56I haven't got it.
43:58Well, where is it?
44:00Here.
44:06It's in your name.
44:08That's right.
44:09Why?
44:11Because you don't exist.
44:18The boss's wife waving her knickers in the air.
44:20She's a cross between Mata Hari and Lolita in wolf's clothing.
44:24Now you know how it feels.
44:28Hello, love.
44:29Good picture.
44:30Load of rubbish.
44:31Oh, what'd you go with?
44:33Maureen.
44:34Who was in it?
44:36Oh, er...
44:39Who was in it?
44:40Robert Redford.
44:42He's all right.
44:43Oh, it was one of those science fictions, you know.
44:45Oh, I don't like them.
44:47No, they're all the same.
44:47I don't know why you bother.
44:50Oh, it was Maure's idea.
44:52She loves them.
44:55I did cry, though.
44:57Did you?
44:57Yeah.
44:58Here you are.
44:59What's that?
45:00It's 95 blue.
45:06What, er, time is it?
45:08Er, quarter to one.
45:10The game tonight.
45:11What time is it?
45:13One o'clock.
45:14Why?
45:15What's the entrance fee?
45:16Oh, forget it.
45:17I'm not interested, really.
45:18How much?
45:20Two and a half.
45:22Ever seen a 50-pound loaf?
45:25Well, there's four of them.
45:27I thought you was asleep.
45:30I'm not daft.
45:31You can't gamble without money.
45:32I mean, why didn't you say so before?
45:34How much have you got?
45:36Er, not enough.
45:39Nah, look.
45:40Ten, twenty, thirty, thirty-five, thirty-six.
45:45Nah, forget it.
45:48Five, ten, fifteen.
45:50Makes two and a half, right?
45:53All right.
46:02It's nice here, isn't it?
46:05Be lucky.
46:07It's on.
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