- 18 hours ago
First broadcast 23rd December 1984.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Tony Caunter - Henry Diamond
Paul Copley - Max
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Bryan Pringle - Harry
Wilfred Grove - Andy (as Wilfred Groves)
Denis Carey - School Caretaker
Ronald Nunnery - Lollypop Man
Will Kenton - Roy Maggs
Elaine Lordan - Maureen
Terry Sue-Patt - Aaron (as Terry Sue Patt)
Dicken Ashworth - Stallholder
Charles Pemberton - Fireman
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Tony Caunter - Henry Diamond
Paul Copley - Max
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Bryan Pringle - Harry
Wilfred Grove - Andy (as Wilfred Groves)
Denis Carey - School Caretaker
Ronald Nunnery - Lollypop Man
Will Kenton - Roy Maggs
Elaine Lordan - Maureen
Terry Sue-Patt - Aaron (as Terry Sue Patt)
Dicken Ashworth - Stallholder
Charles Pemberton - Fireman
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TVTranscript
00:14I'm going to go to the next video.
01:30Fifty?
01:34Oh.
01:38Just a...
01:40rate it thirty.
01:52Well, I'm thinking.
01:55An airport job going. Anyone want it?
01:58That'll do me. Can't seem to make a living here.
02:00Your dress is on the desk.
02:02It's not Mickey Mars and Donald Duck again, is it?
02:04Nice, Jen. Straight up. And I can't job.
02:09Cheers.
02:11Come on, will ya?
02:14This ain't a game of chance. This is a game of skill.
02:18I won't do notice, eh?
02:21Just like the picture, isn't it? Eh?
02:24Right.
02:25Well done to get out of your pram.
02:29One, two, three.
02:30That's thirty and done.
02:33One, two, three, four, five, two, seven, eight, nine.
02:38Ten. Up a ton.
02:46No.
02:47No.
02:47Not having me.
02:49You can't hold that.
02:52Why not?
02:52There's a limit.
02:54Last hand, innit? I mean, you called it.
02:56Last hand, no limit. House rules.
02:59Take a marker.
03:00You jest.
03:02You won't have to cash it.
03:02What are you? Some sort of comedian.
03:05I'm going to win.
03:05No money, no peep show.
03:09I'll drag the puck.
03:10No.
03:14Give me a minute, I'll be back.
03:16Listen, mate, I'm late as it is.
03:18Just give me some credit.
03:20Try the footage.
03:23That you know.
03:25Game, set and match.
03:31Hold up.
03:31You bastard.
03:36You've been watching too much telly, son.
03:40What's your game?
03:41If you want a rail, why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
03:43You've had me over.
03:44One thing I don't do is cheat.
03:45The other thing I don't do is have punch-ups with strangers.
03:47That way you don't get hurt.
03:48Do you know what I mean?
03:50That's my dealing finger, you wally.
03:52Show me your hand.
03:53Look!
03:55Cards, brat.
03:55If you want to see my cards, you pay for them.
03:57That's the rules of the game.
03:59Sure.
04:02What do you think, chaps?
04:03It's a bit unorthodox, isn't it?
04:09You ain't garbage.
04:11Yeah, I.
04:12I knew I had your beach.
04:14Come on.
04:16That's enough.
04:42No way to make a living.
04:56Nasty bleeder, wasn't he?
04:57I've seen worse.
04:58Who was he, anyway?
05:00Uh, just down on the job, Andy says.
05:03Yeah, well, he keeps on waving that blade about.
05:05He's going to come unstuck.
05:07Was he a mate of Andy's?
05:08No, no, I don't think so.
05:09He just knew there was a game or something.
05:12We're going to have to get Andy to friske them in future if they're going to come tooled up.
05:15Have to get one of her machines they've got down the airport.
05:17Do-do-do-do-do-do.
05:20Mind you, you didn't push him.
05:21Well, it's the name of the game.
05:23He thought we were at it.
05:26Yeah, you want to get a plaster for that?
05:28So, when are we going to hear wedding bells, Tommy?
05:32All in good time, mate.
05:33Don't want to leave it too late.
05:35What's that supposed to mean?
05:36Well, time runs short.
05:37I'll have to get your bus pass.
05:38I'll see you out.
05:40No mistake.
05:40Oh, thanks, sir.
05:41Thanks a lot.
05:41All right.
05:42Don't be able all at once.
05:44See you.
05:45Bye.
05:45Bye.
05:49Bye.
05:49Morning, my boy.
05:50Ain't it just?
05:50Morning, Dick.
05:51Morning, Eric.
05:51What are you doing here, you old codger?
05:52She slung you out.
05:53I'm on my way to the allotment.
05:55What this time of the morning?
05:56It's them sparrows.
05:57They've been making breakfast to my beef.
05:59Well, get a gun.
06:00You need the artillery.
06:02Well, go out there and clap your hands.
06:03H, have you got a plaster?
06:05Yeah, hang on.
06:05Hang on.
06:06What you done?
06:08Here.
06:09How did you get that?
06:10Sound.
06:11Bert got overfriended with a blade.
06:18It's R. H.
06:18It's all right.
06:22There you are.
06:23Hold up, look at that.
06:24What's that?
06:24You're going to cut the rates?
06:26Not before time.
06:27The building societies, you bungehead.
06:29It's all right.
06:29Bring down your mortgage.
06:30You've got a mortgage.
06:31What's your worry?
06:32I'm an investor.
06:32Ain't you what?
06:33Well, all right, Janice.
06:34So?
06:35Well, what I want to know is,
06:35is she going to lose out on her investment?
06:37Well, I don't know.
06:38You're all supposed to be informed, aren't you?
06:39You've got nothing to do all day but read the papers.
06:41Except when I'm playing doctors and nurses.
06:43Nah.
06:43Get yourself a scarecrow.
06:45Cheers.
06:45Sorry.
06:54Can we use her back?
06:55Certainly.
06:56Hello, Harry.
06:57Hello.
06:57I could have sworn there were a couple of chaps like them in here a minute ago.
07:05You used to jump this one when we were kids.
07:10It's grown.
07:11You shrunk.
07:11I couldn't.
08:29Jesus!
08:30I thought you were a burglar.
08:32God knows what I thought you were.
08:34Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Diamond.
08:36Look, why are you so early?
08:39We need some more sand up at the site and I was looking for the keys.
08:41Well, where the hell is Alf?
08:43He's not in yet.
08:44But he's got the keys.
08:46Right, Mr. Diamond. He won't be long.
08:49Morning.
08:50Morning.
08:50I've got you for number four, Mrs. Oliver.
08:54There's one, two of them.
08:56Okay.
08:56Thanks so much.
09:10It's me, me!
09:12Hello, babe.
09:13Hello.
09:14What's occurring?
09:14Nothing.
09:15I don't see that, can't I?
09:17It's nothing.
09:17Oh, come on.
09:19Look, Debbie, what?
09:20What?
09:21It's not important.
09:22What, your skin, are you?
09:23Yeah, I just want to go out tonight.
09:25And Mum won't come across?
09:26It's fine.
09:27Well, I tell you, I had a little bit of her result last night.
09:31You see, I got it.
09:32It goes up and down, doesn't it?
09:34Thanks, mate.
09:35It's not a word, okay?
09:36Right.
09:37Keep it yourself.
09:38Keep smiling.
09:39Right.
09:39Lovely.
09:49Where's the paper?
09:51In the kitchen, why?
09:52Good.
09:56Hello, Jan.
09:57How are you, love?
09:58Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
09:59How kind of you to ask.
10:03Bloody hell, Deb.
10:08Have you seen the headlines in this paper?
10:10What's the matter?
10:11World War III.
10:12The Building Society is to cut rates.
10:14Well, that's good, isn't it?
10:15Maybe we don't have a mortgage.
10:16Well, good for them, but what about us?
10:18Well, what do you mean, what about us?
10:19Well, the wage that we're investing.
10:21Well, what's the problem?
10:22Well, isn't this going to affect it?
10:24Well, probably.
10:25Well, so you mean that we're going to lose?
10:26For a money man, sometimes you're as naive as a newborn.
10:30What's that supposed to mean?
10:31It means it's good all round.
10:32Well, I'm...
10:33Yeah, but are you sure?
10:34Yeah, I'm sure.
10:35A lot of graft went into collecting that pot.
10:37You're telling me.
10:50Post?
10:51Oh, any brown ones.
10:53Phone bill.
10:54Ring, ring.
10:56Ring, ring.
11:01And a boomerang from the Kangas.
11:03Yes.
11:07I've been writing a lot lately.
11:10Do you miss me?
11:15I've read you to the office.
11:16Ain't you going to ask me how I got on last night?
11:18Oh, right.
11:19How'd you get on last night?
11:20I thought you'd never ask.
11:25Oh, Robbie.
11:30What have you been up to?
11:31I got it on a card shop.
11:36Look.
11:58There's another one.
12:00I don't know how you couldn't see it.
12:01Well, it was dark in there.
12:03Dark?
12:03You must have been playing by braille.
12:05How come the others didn't spot it?
12:06I mean, it's just not expected.
12:07It's an unwritten law.
12:08I mean, it's not done.
12:10How much is dodgy?
12:12Hmm.
12:13Nearly 500.
12:14Oh, you bastard.
12:39Yes?
12:41Henry Diamond.
12:43Who is it?
12:45Your friend from out of town.
12:47Who?
12:48Don't play games, Mr. Diamond.
12:51You might get your fingers burnt.
12:53What do you want?
12:54A little chat.
12:57Look, I'll burn the Monopoly money.
12:58You stick down the building, society.
13:01Give us a scroll, will you?
13:02Please.
13:05What's up?
13:07Are they still going on about you going over there?
13:09Who?
13:10The, er...
13:11The Kangas, you know.
13:12Oh, let's just leave it, all right?
13:14Do you know something?
13:14They've got more sheep than people out there.
13:16That's New Zealand.
13:16At least you get cheaper Sunday dinners, don't you?
13:18Look, I'm late.
13:19Bye-bye.
13:19I'll see you.
13:20Bye.
13:21Oh, Debbie.
13:24What's the matter now?
13:25I gave her a tenner.
13:27You did what?
13:28Well, she was down, so I thought...
13:29So you thought you'd undermine my authority?
13:31Oh, Jan, you know I wouldn't do that.
13:32Of course you would.
13:33If I say no, you say yes.
13:35Look, Jan, I didn't mean to do anything.
13:36Of course you meant to.
13:37Has she ever going to have any sense of values?
13:39If every time I say no, you say yes.
13:40Yeah, well, I've just got a result, that's all.
13:42If she wants to go out, she's got to be able to do it her way.
13:45You're spoiling her.
13:46Look, Jan, it wasn't meant.
13:48Of course it was.
13:49Look, Jan, look, I'll tell you what.
13:50I'll go and capture her before she spends it up.
13:58Bye-bye.
13:59Bye-bye.
14:44Can I help you?
14:46Yeah.
14:47Have they gone in?
14:48Looks like it, doesn't it?
14:49Oh, I've got to see someone.
14:51One of the teachers?
14:52No, no, one of the students.
14:54You can't do that, can you?
14:55Why not?
14:56Well, they've gone in, haven't they?
14:57Yeah, I can see that.
14:59Well, then.
14:59Won't be a minute.
15:00Here.
15:00What?
15:01You can't go in.
15:02Why not?
15:03They're in the middle of prayers.
15:04All right, then, well, I'll wait for the amen.
15:06You'll wait a bit longer than that, mate.
15:07So, mate, this is important.
15:08I've got to see one of the girls.
15:10Oh, your daughter, is it?
15:11Well, no, not exactly.
15:13What does that mean?
15:13Well, I'm not a father.
15:15Who are you, then?
15:16Well, a friend.
15:17Oh, yes.
15:18I'm serious.
15:19I'm sure you are.
15:20Well, leave it out, will you?
15:21Very adult, some of our girls are.
15:23Eh?
15:24What?
15:25Oh, come on.
15:26Look, get some, mate.
15:27Look.
15:27Come on.
15:28There's no need to be like that.
15:31I have kids of my own.
15:33You know what they do to your soul when they get them inside?
15:35I'm a friend of the family.
15:36So was Crippin'.
15:37But I've got a message from my mum.
15:39Then let her mum bring it.
15:41Come on.
15:41Get off.
15:42Get off.
15:42Now, don't be violent.
15:43I've got a weak heart.
15:45You go up through those gates now.
15:47No.
15:48Or it's 999 and no messing.
15:54What time do they break?
15:58Off it!
16:06What time do they come out?
16:07What?
16:08What time do they come out?
16:10You'll have to speak up.
16:11What time do they come out?
16:14I've asked 12.
16:15What time do they come out?
17:10It's the balance, Mr. Diamond.
17:13That's what I'm concerned about.
17:16No, you said when the job was done.
17:18I mean, that was the arrangement.
17:19Seems to me your business must be in a bit of a state.
17:22How can I be sure I'm going to get paid?
17:29Cash, Mr. Diamond.
17:30Oh, come on.
17:31You accepted a cheque for the bulk of the payment?
17:33That's right.
17:33But I didn't make the trip down here until the bank had cleared it.
17:39I'll have to go back to the office.
17:41Come on.
17:42You must have something floating around.
17:43It can't all be plastic money, credit cards.
17:54Look, that's 40 quid.
17:55That's all I've got.
17:56But you'll get the balance tonight, I promise you.
17:58We're in a mess, aren't we?
18:02Seems to me some of you old businessmen should never be let out of kindergarten.
18:06What have you done with it all, huh?
18:09Fast cars?
18:11Lying between exotic thighs?
18:13Oh, do me a favour.
18:14I am.
18:15I want that money tonight.
18:16Do you understand?
18:17Yes.
18:17Yes, you'll get it.
18:19You try and go the other way on me.
18:21I'll have your ears off.
18:24Make sure you're somewhere else tonight.
18:26Not at home.
18:27What?
18:28Do you know a nice restaurant?
18:29Why?
18:30It's important you're seeing somewhere else.
18:32I don't see the point.
18:33Somewhere you'll be recognised.
18:35Business associates, that sort of thing.
18:38Yeah, um, there's, um, Le Vieux Carousel.
18:42Oh, Le Vieux Carousel.
18:44Oh, yeah, Blount Street.
18:46That's it, then.
18:55Excuse me, but what's wrong with being at home?
18:59The wife's evidence is useless.
19:02Best thing to do is take out a bird.
19:04Then if it all comes out on top and you're alibi as you're doing the dirty on your missus,
19:07they'll believe you.
19:11And then 11 o'clock here, don't let me down.
19:18Oh, come and have another try at the assault course.
19:20How many fivers you're taking this morning, H?
19:22Oh, yours and a couple of others.
19:23Same bit not all that.
19:24Let's have a look.
19:25Some dodgy ones floating about.
19:27Fivers and tenas.
19:28I've copped a few.
19:28Oh, wasn't exactly your night, was it?
19:30No.
19:30Same geezer?
19:31Yeah, seems like it.
19:34Oh, these are all right.
19:35No problems.
19:36Thanks anyway.
19:37Well, you know what they say, never your own, sunshine.
19:39All right.
19:39I see you.
19:54Good morning, Henry.
19:58Jan, I need you to go to the bank for me.
20:01I won't be a minute.
20:04Just in case I'm not back, OK?
20:06He needs exercise.
20:08Well, he's getting it, isn't he?
20:09Sitting outside of school.
20:10Ferret, I'll be back.
20:11I've got to find Tommy, that's all.
20:13I don't know, Robbo.
20:14The favours I do you.
20:16You what?
20:17I might get lonely standing here.
20:21Talk to the lollipop man.
20:22What?
20:26Can you do that for me, Jan?
20:30Henry?
20:31Yes?
20:32How long has Alf worked here?
20:34Why do you ask?
20:35Oh, it's just that there's 40 pounds missing from the petty cash.
20:39There's been nobody else here.
20:40Oh, I see.
20:41Um, no, I took it.
20:42Oh, that's all right, then.
20:44What was it for?
20:45Taxi.
20:46Oh.
20:47I thought you came by car.
20:49For a client.
20:57Oh, what in your sexpot?
21:00Nothing prodigal about you, is there?
21:02Eh?
21:03Didn't know I was biblical, did you?
21:05Here, the tea in the pot, I'm off at the market.
21:08No, I'm not stopping.
21:08I just want to see if Tommy's here, that's all.
21:10No, Tommy's at the allotment, playing words or gummies.
21:13Oh, yeah, of course he is.
21:14Yeah, right, well, I've got to shoot.
21:15I'll see you.
21:16Oh, just as well I don't depend on you for company.
21:35This is a thoroughbred, you know.
21:38What?
21:40Henry, they won't cash it.
21:43What's that?
21:44They won't cash it.
21:46Well, there must be some mistake.
21:47Eh, I don't think so.
21:50Oh, this is ridiculous!
21:51That's what I said.
21:53Yeah, well, I'll go down and see them.
21:55They asked if you would.
21:58Lunchtime, yeah, I'll go at lunchtime.
22:04Hello, darling, you son?
22:06Uh, yes, yes, he...
22:09Yes, he's here.
22:12One moment.
22:15Yes?
22:16All right, thanks, Jan.
22:18I'll sort that out later.
22:19Oh, OK.
22:22Yes?
22:24What?
22:26Oh, God, have you been on the source again?
22:29What, two men in bowler hats?
22:30What are you talking about?
22:34Bailiffs?
22:36Alison, look, now listen carefully.
22:39Don't accept anything.
22:41Do you understand?
22:43What do you already have?
22:45I see, they gave you a piece of paper.
22:47Yes, congratulations.
22:49How the hell should I know?
22:52Oh, I don't know.
22:53Shut up, have another drink.
22:54I'll talk to you later.
22:58Oh, Jesus Christ, this stupid bitch!
23:04Look, now what am I supposed to do?
23:18Henry!
23:19Yeah, let's go.
23:46Oh, God.
23:48Oh, God, it's you.
23:49Yeah, let's go.
23:49Here.
23:50What?
23:50Look at them.
23:51Just look.
23:53Little leaders have had your mum's Sunday dinner.
23:55Probably done her a favour.
23:56Now, what's your...
23:57Listen, Tom, the money that I'll give you.
23:59Here.
23:59What?
23:59What do you reckon, eh?
24:03What's it supposed to be?
24:05It's a scare spare, isn't it?
24:07Ah, look, it's more of an attraction.
24:08They'll come flocking round here.
24:10Soon as the word gets up.
24:11If you want a bean...
24:13What are the silver paper?
24:16Eh?
24:17Very humorous.
24:18Tom, the money.
24:18Where's the money?
24:20What is this, a quiz?
24:21The money, the tenant I'll give you this morning.
24:23Yeah?
24:24Let's have it back.
24:25I can't.
24:26Can't?
24:26I'll give it to Vi.
24:33Hang on a bit longer.
24:35Hold for a minute.
24:36I've got to get to Gilles.
24:37He fancies a dove at Bellevue.
24:39I hope they'll be very happy.
24:4650 pesos.
24:49Cheers.
24:5050 change.
24:51Cheers.
24:52How's the wandering boy?
24:53Oh, wandering.
24:54Ha-ha.
24:58Hey, Robbo!
25:00He's in!
25:03Excuse me!
25:03Excuse me!
25:05Have you seen Mark?
25:07The men are burning! He's got pictures as well!
25:10Have you seen him?
25:12A few minutes ago!
25:13Where? The men are burning!
25:15The men are burning!
25:22Robbo! What?
25:23I've just been talking about you.
25:25Well, me ears ain't fallen off yet, son.
25:26Your old lady.
25:29Did she, er...
25:30Did she buy anything? Yeah.
25:32What with? Beads.
25:33Was it a tenner, your wally?
25:35Well, if she'd give me a tenner, she could've had the whole bloody lot.
25:38Which way'd she go?
25:39Well, she has been known to drop into the boozer.
25:41Yeah, cheers. I might see you there later myself.
25:43Cheers, see ya. Bye.
25:46Hello, son. What are you doing here?
25:52Pipe for Robbie, please.
25:53I'll give it for you, Sexpot.
25:55Everything alright? Tommy okay?
25:56That tenner.
25:57What? The tenner that Tommy gave you.
26:01How do you know about that?
26:02Where is it?
26:04The electricity board.
26:06What? I bought some stamps.
26:08Stamps?
26:09To pay the bill.
26:13Oh.
26:17Look after him a minute.
26:19I've got to go and see a man about a dog.
26:25Where's the joke?
26:28I've got to see Ferret.
26:29You'd better finish that as well.
26:31Here, Robbie!
26:32Robbie!
26:38Where is he?
26:39What?
26:41What have you done with him?
26:42Come on, speak to me. Speak to me.
26:44That dog's disgusting.
26:46So's his owner.
26:47What?
26:48What?
26:49I think so many of them.
26:49They're all out!
26:57Where's Debbie?
26:58There's a chip shop for quick.
26:59Are you?
27:12Sorry.
27:12What?
27:13The money.
27:15What did you do with the money?
27:17What, the tenner?
27:18Have you still got it?
27:20No, I'm not already.
27:21Well, where'd you cash it?
27:23That's it.
27:27Hey, shy it up.
27:33Oh.
27:44That job's done, Mr. Damon?
27:47Oh, good.
27:49Um, how'd it go, Geordie?
27:52Oh, fine.
27:52Yeah, everything on schedule.
27:55All right.
27:56No problem.
27:57That's good, that's good.
28:01Well, um, I'm off then.
28:04Uh, have a nice evening.
28:06Yeah.
28:07Yes, I will.
28:08Um, no spot of dinner with a friend.
28:10It's just what the doctor ordered, eh?
28:11Fine.
28:20Hey.
28:21Is that a peach here?
28:22He's going to catch you, you know.
28:24Here.
28:25Lock up when you're done.
28:27No.
28:27Um, no.
28:49I'm sorry.
28:50No.
28:53Let's go.
28:54No.
28:55No.
28:55No.
28:56Oh, yes. A magic here, isn't he?
28:58Look, he's in a hell of a mess.
28:59And if he's got problems, that means my job's on the line.
29:02The last thing I want at the moment is to be out of work, all right?
29:05What kind of problems?
29:06Well, look, lots of things. I don't know.
29:09He'll be here in a minute. I'll talk to you later.
29:10No, I'll tell you what. Stick it up on the notice board,
29:12and I'll read it in the morning.
29:15I just don't want to jump to conclusions, that's all right.
29:17Oh, come on, he's a wind-up merchant.
29:19He'd invent anything to get you out of dinner.
29:21Oh, there's life in the old dog yet.
29:22What's that supposed to mean?
29:23Where's my...
29:26Come in. You're jealous.
29:28You're joking.
29:29Yes, you are.
29:30Listen, oh, a very important question.
29:32Very important question.
29:33What?
29:33Did you keep any money back this morning?
29:35It's in my handbag.
29:37I didn't have time to go to the bullying society.
29:39Oh, can I... can I... can I have some, please?
29:42Please, yourself.
29:43Oh, well, I mean, you are going out to dinner.
29:45Oh, that's beneath you.
29:46Since when did you need an excuse?
29:49Go on, help yourself.
29:54It's not here, Princess.
29:55It must be.
29:56No, it's not.
29:57Oh, I forgot.
29:58It's in the office.
29:59Oh, look, I'll get it in the morning, all right?
30:01It's the weekend.
30:02Well, I've got the keys.
30:04Well, look, you give me the keys and then I can go around.
30:06Well, it's not going to disappear, you know.
30:07No, look, I can't go around.
30:08Look, I can't go around.
30:09I'm watching all that stuff, can I?
30:12Oh, that's him.
30:14Will you go?
30:15Don't mention the keys in front of Henry.
30:16Well, will he trust me or what?
30:17Just give him a drink.
30:18Try not to act like you've just come out of the trees.
30:20Yes.
30:22Hello, Henry Diamond.
30:23I've not come out of the trees.
30:24I've not got your keys in front of me.
30:26Go on.
30:26I'm ready.
30:41Cheers.
30:42Cheers.
30:49Shall I be long?
30:51Fine.
30:51Good.
30:53How's things?
30:55Never better.
30:57You?
30:58Nearly there, Henry.
30:59Nearly there.
31:00Yeah, nearly there.
31:01Good.
31:02That's good.
31:02Yeah, it is good.
31:03Nice.
31:11Look, um, I hope you don't mind about tonight.
31:15Tonight?
31:16Yeah, taking Jan out.
31:18Oh, she's a free agent, isn't she?
31:19She's a free agent.
31:21Just a few bits and pieces to sort out.
31:23I thought it'd be easier over dinner.
31:25Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
31:39Um, Robbie, yeah?
31:41Do you know where the nearest cash point is?
31:44Me?
31:45At night cash, you know, you put in the car.
31:47Now it comes to money.
31:48No, never mind.
31:58Are you sure?
32:02Oh, no, no, no.
32:03Got enough plastic cars to play patience with.
32:05Huh.
32:07Now, if you want some, I'm, uh, holding.
32:10No, no, no, no need.
32:12Just laying about in me pocket.
32:15Really?
32:16Yeah.
32:19Well, um...
32:20What do you want?
32:22Fifty?
32:23Yeah.
32:25Yeah, look, um, I can almost give you a check.
32:28Yeah, fine, fine.
32:33Can you make it out to, to Jan?
32:37Jan?
32:37Yeah, yeah.
32:38Yeah, certainly.
32:40But...
33:02Do you want, Adley, do you want any more?
33:04More?
33:05Well, just between you and me.
33:08Oh, you know, I had a bit of a turn-up last night.
33:10I haven't had a chance to put it away, you see.
33:11And he's just going to be, he's going to be hanging about all weekend.
33:15Well, I mean, cash is always handy.
33:18How much?
33:18What can you spare?
33:22Let's see.
33:28Mr. Diamond.
33:29Hello, everyone.
33:29Nice to see you again.
33:30Nice to see you.
33:31This way.
33:32Ah, thank you very much.
34:32Do you fancy a pint?
34:55Hello, mate.
34:58Thanks for that, Velro.
35:00But how do you know I got the mother in all the...
35:02Telepathy, son.
35:03Telepathy.
35:04Dory's mother's like that.
35:05Somebody from another planet.
35:07What'd you tell them?
35:08Oh, that I got some business to do with Diamond.
35:10And what did they say?
35:11I don't think they were even listening.
35:12I'll tell you what, son.
35:13I'll keep your nose pointed in the direction of truth.
35:16You what?
35:17You got your wagon?
35:17Of course.
35:18Right.
35:19We'll go over to Diamond's.
35:20I've got to pick something up.
35:21I don't believe you.
35:58Where's John, then?
35:59With Diamond.
36:00Right, I won't be a minute.
36:12It's the small one.
36:24It's the small one.
37:22It's the small one.
37:29It's the small one.
37:29It's the small one.
38:14It's the small one.
38:44It's the small one.
38:47It's the small one.
38:47It's the small one.
39:05It's the small one.
39:17It's the small one.
39:19situation I am I wanted you to know first jab so that you can look around if you
39:26want thank you I work something out of it don't worry sure you will hey I'm not
39:51beaten yet you know hey hey I better talk to you not here now
39:58Jan Jan only take a minute excuse me Jan senior I thought you said the hotel change
40:09of plans but what's wrong good yeah where's the money now look if something has gone wrong the
40:17money how can I be sure go and look I don't want to argue with you mr. diamond but if
40:24I have to
40:41you all right oh yes yes he was an old acquaintance um he needed some advice
40:53well the night is young shall we have some more brandy I thought you were in a hurry
40:57no no plenty of time oh two more brownies please
41:02a word to Jan okay wherever you see
41:18do you really think he's other than
41:22what do you think
41:31well better say good night then thanks for telling me see you Monday
41:38come on don't worry everything's gonna be all right you'll see
41:40yeah
41:41know
41:45yeah
41:45yeah
41:46yeah
41:46yeah
41:46yeah
41:46Let's go.
42:18Why are you still here?
42:21Can you find a game?
42:23I had a pint with Geordie.
42:25A nice evening.
42:26Fine.
42:28Well, it sounds like it, doesn't it?
42:33Do you get your mummy?
42:35Ooh!
42:36Ah, better than that, look.
42:38Look at this kid over, look at this.
42:41Look.
42:44Oh, Rob.
42:44It's not worth the paper it's printed on.
42:48He'll be bankrupt by Monday.
42:50Are you joking?
42:51No.
42:53I've lost my job.
42:55Oh, baby.
42:57Oh, don't cry.
42:58Come on, baby, baby, don't cry.
43:00Please, please.
43:04I've got a treat for you.
43:06We'll go out tomorrow morning,
43:08we'll go for a nice Saturday morning stroll, right?
43:10And we'll go down the market
43:11and we'll buy a bit of beef for Sunday
43:13and we'll have a lovely family dinner.
43:14You, me and Debbie, right.
43:15And then, the biggest treat of all,
43:17we'll get in a big black taxi
43:19and we'll go up to West End
43:20and I'll buy you every dress that you've ever wanted.
43:23And then I'm going to buy you
43:25a beautiful ruby necklace
43:26and then I'm going to buy you a ring.
43:30A ring?
43:32Yeah.
43:32To put through your nose.
43:35Oh, God.
43:37Come on.
43:42Come on.
43:45Come on.
43:51Darwin, Pauley, and Bateford, Wunderborough, Kettering, Markers Harbour, Leicester, Loughborough,
44:01Lockheedton, and Darwin.
44:04Thanks, mate.
44:06Bye.
44:15Well, Gerry, open all the windows.
44:19Oh, Mr Diamond.
44:21You were lucky, sir.
44:22Somebody called us out and we got here before it got a hold.
44:25Another few minutes and you'd have lost the lot.
44:27Have you got any enemies?
44:31What?
44:32No, it's just that we found this, sir.
44:34I think it might be a police matter.
44:37All right, lads, lock it off.
44:43We have now, please return to the lost part of us.
44:47Mr Paul Capitale, please return to the lost part of us.
44:51Let's go.
45:06We have to stop.
45:08We have to see you next time.
45:09All right.
45:40You're getting sillier and sillier.
45:42I'll tell you what, listen, listen, listen, you get the meat and I'll get the money, all right?
45:47Let's do it together.
45:48No, no, no, no, no, listen, Princess, listen, I'll go round the yard while you're picking the pork.
45:54Lamb.
45:56Beef.
45:56Chicken.
45:57Right, I love nom there.
46:00I'm coming with you.
46:01Oh, come on, you go round there every day.
46:03I know which keys fit.
46:35Stay here.
46:48Henry.
46:50Henry.
46:52Henry.
46:52Henry.
46:59Not now, not now.
47:01Not now.
47:01Not now.
47:01I'm coming.
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