- 10 hours ago
First broadcast 30th September 1986.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Roger Walker - Kipper
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Sally Knyvette - Ann Winter
Matthew Taylor - Alan
Huw Higginson - Colin
Ian Steele - Dan
Sallie Anne Field - Nancy
Ellie Steiner - Joyce
Paul McCarthy - David
Shelagh Stephenson - Hospital Sister
Hugo-James Ellis - Houseman
Peter Cleall - Auctioneer
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Roger Walker - Kipper
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Sally Knyvette - Ann Winter
Matthew Taylor - Alan
Huw Higginson - Colin
Ian Steele - Dan
Sallie Anne Field - Nancy
Ellie Steiner - Joyce
Paul McCarthy - David
Shelagh Stephenson - Hospital Sister
Hugo-James Ellis - Houseman
Peter Cleall - Auctioneer
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00:00Music
00:04Music
00:05Music
00:15Music
00:16Music
00:18Music
00:22You ready then?
00:25Ready
00:28Music
00:41Music
00:42I hope she's got the bottle
00:44Music
00:48Music
00:49Music
00:50Music
01:01Music
01:06Music
01:07Music
01:07Music
01:29So
02:04Well, not bad.
02:12If you want my opinion, it gets better and better.
02:15What does?
02:19The price of rice.
02:21Really?
02:22Yeah, absolutely.
02:26Oh, look at that.
02:29What?
02:30Oh, I can see the milky way.
02:33I can see where Ferret stuck his thumbs with the lining paper.
02:37Where's your imagination?
02:40I lost that a long time ago.
02:42I'll get you another one for Christmas.
02:44You too.
02:46Do you want a cup of tea?
02:47Oh, yes, please.
02:51Well, let me go then. I'll get one.
02:52All right.
02:53Thank you very much.
02:55Oh, it really suits you that, you know.
02:59Hmm? What?
03:00Debbie's dressing gown.
03:01Oh, thanks very much.
03:07It's not funny.
03:09Oh, I'm sorry.
03:15So?
03:16It's brilliant.
03:17You reckon?
03:18It's like you're flying.
03:20You're actually flying, aren't you?
03:22Oh, that's it.
03:23That's exactly it.
03:24How was I?
03:25You were great.
03:26I still think we could nick a few more seconds off, though.
03:28We've got to win.
03:29We'll win.
03:31Here you are.
03:32Great.
03:32Oops.
03:33Thanks.
03:39It's nice here, isn't it?
03:41How have you got dressed?
03:42Why?
03:44Well, Debbie will be back on things.
03:45I'm getting very coy in your old age, aren't you?
03:47What are you talking about?
03:48Are you worried that Debbie's going to come in and find us in a compromising situation?
03:51Rubbish.
03:52It's just...
03:54Well, it does look a bit tacky, doesn't it?
03:55You calling in whenever you please.
03:58All right, I'll move in tomorrow.
03:59There's no room.
04:01We'll spend the whole time standing on each other's...
04:04shadows.
04:05Well, you can stand on mine any time.
04:09I thought you liked it.
04:10I liked what?
04:11Well, me dropping in all the time has an air of mystery, doesn't it?
04:15To you, maybe.
04:16What happens then if Debbie moves out and then I move in and...
04:19Oh, come on.
04:32Something's wrong.
04:33And I don't know what it is.
04:35I do.
04:36It's this.
04:37I liked it the way it was when I painted it.
04:39So did Ferret.
04:40I'm in orange.
04:41Oh, it matched.
04:42It was disgusting, Rob.
04:44And anyway, I like it the way it is.
04:46Listen, I'm talking about Debbie.
04:49I know, okay?
04:51My instinct knows.
04:53Knows what?
04:55Well, I don't know.
04:56Little things.
04:58Like she avoids telling me where she goes at night.
05:01Well, why should she tell you?
05:03Because I'm a mother.
05:05I think you were better off when people thought you were her sister.
05:08They still do think I'm her sister, cheeky devil.
05:11Listen, you've got to let her fly.
05:15I mean, she's about your age when you had her.
05:17I mean, think about that.
05:18You can't hold her back.
05:19I mean, legally, you've got no right to.
05:21I mean, let's face it, she's streetwise, she's worldwide.
05:24She went to the best university in the world, mine.
05:27She learned more down that club than most teenagers learn in a year.
05:30She's been halfway around the world and back.
05:32You've got to let her fly.
05:34If you push her into a corner now, you're going to end up with nothing.
05:37It's going to be a mess.
05:39Is that what you want?
05:40Is that really what you want?
05:43I don't know.
05:46I just want her to be all right.
05:47Well, she is.
05:49Do you want me to talk to her?
05:52Oh, I don't know.
05:53Well, I wonder if you want.
05:54At least I will.
05:55Yeah.
05:56I don't know.
05:58Can you?
05:58Can you?
06:09You fancy half an hour down the cap?
06:12Yeah, why not, boy?
06:21I'm off then.
06:22You don't have to go.
06:23No, I'd better go and see Mum, you know what, with Tommy and all that.
06:26When are they doing it?
06:28Well, tomorrow, I think.
06:32Mike, that's me.
06:35Can I talk to Debbie for a while?
06:37Oh, well, we'll see, we'll see.
06:39Bye.
06:42Thank you very much for the tea.
06:49Bye.
06:50Bye.
07:07Yeah, I was doing 80 and then some.
07:09I reckon we've got it, yeah?
07:11The thing is, you can get a bit closer before your break.
07:14Airclubs?
07:14I think.
07:16You're not standing there, Dan.
07:17I am.
07:18It's just a question of bottle.
07:20Yeah, mine, not yours.
07:22You can do it.
07:24I tell you what.
07:26Next time we go out there for a while, I'll be your timekeeper.
07:29And you stand there.
07:31All right.
07:34I'll think about it.
07:40Hello.
07:41Here comes a competition.
07:47Here comes a competition.
07:49All right, just watch it, mate.
07:59Hang on.
08:01What?
08:02Nicky, you don't get it.
08:04You what?
08:05Go on, put your money where your queue is.
08:10You're on.
08:16Hang on.
08:18What?
08:20Nominate your pocket.
08:23Do what?
08:25Go on, nominate.
08:27You know, friendly.
08:29Leave it out.
08:30All right, I'll have my money back.
08:31Top left.
08:33All right.
08:35You're on.
08:40Hello there, Robbo.
08:42Oh.
08:44Shit.
08:47Here, Robbo.
08:48I've found the winner for the 130 at Kempton tomorrow.
08:51Don't tell me.
08:52Tell Gil.
08:52I wouldn't have taken it off you.
08:54The man says it can't lose.
08:56What, is it running on its own?
08:57You've got to give us another shot.
08:58No way.
08:59Be serious, Robbo.
09:00I am.
09:01What was the shot?
09:02Blackball.
09:02Top left.
09:03From here.
09:04You wish that?
09:05I wouldn't have until you come barging in.
09:07That's a doddle, isn't it?
09:08Yeah, I know.
09:08Yeah, can I borrow that?
09:09I'll tell you what.
09:10I'll pop the blackball top left-down pocket, but I'll take the little cue board off three
09:13cushions first.
09:14You know what?
09:16Any takers?
09:17How much?
09:18Tease us out.
09:19Right.
09:19I'll have some of that.
09:20Me too.
09:2150p.
09:21Might as well get your money back.
09:23Right.
09:23Right.
09:24Right.
09:26Let's do that.
09:27Check this out.
09:29Oh, God.
09:31This is a surveyor.
09:33Thank you very much.
09:41Come on, Robbo.
09:42Get on with it.
09:43Get on with it.
09:44Robbo, get on with it.
09:46Shut up.
09:47Right.
09:47It's not easy.
09:48It's all a question of angles.
09:50Shut up.
09:50Quiet.
09:51Quiet.
09:52Thanks, Mr. Dick.
10:01You lucky sod.
10:03I don't believe it.
10:04I told you.
10:04It's all angles, isn't it?
10:05It's all jam.
10:06Right.
10:06Who's drinking?
10:07It's just a knack.
10:09A knack?
10:09I'll learn it off Jimmy, um, white.
10:12I'll have to do all kinds of ordinary.
10:14It's something for yourself.
10:17Cheers.
10:18Cheers.
10:19Cheers.
10:19You all right?
10:20Yeah.
10:22Good.
10:24When should we go out on the bike again?
10:27Don't mind.
10:28They've been out on the docks practicing.
10:30We'll go out after this.
10:32A bit late, isn't it?
10:33Not starting work early in the morning.
10:35What?
10:36Delivering packages on a motorbike?
10:38Even Joyce could do that.
10:40What do you mean?
10:41It's a living.
10:42Yeah?
10:44Well, so's this, mate.
10:46You've been kiting again.
10:47Well, what do you think?
10:49All right for some.
10:50Oh.
10:51You're always welcome.
10:54Yeah.
10:56You ain't got the bottle for it, have you?
10:59You want a sandwich?
11:00No, she worries.
11:02She'll have to stop that.
11:03She still thinks I'm full of him.
11:05Yeah, where's Dad?
11:06Does it matter?
11:07Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
11:09It's all right.
11:10I was brought up by someone else.
11:12Yeah?
11:13He's the business, though.
11:14Is he?
11:15Yeah.
11:17Oh, what?
11:18Oh, look.
11:19Look, you're still trying to work out how you did that?
11:21Ah, professional secrets, son.
11:23Oh, yes.
11:25Well, while we're on the subject of professional secrets...
11:27Yeah.
11:28...you better start looking over your shoulder.
11:32Charlie has put the VAT onto you.
11:34Why don't you stop him?
11:36Stop him?
11:37Really stop him?
11:38You've had a result, you have some.
11:40You know how generous Charlie can be.
11:42They once put a geezer's eyes out and then drove him down to St Dunstan's.
11:45Oh, Charles, I thought we were mates.
11:48You think the world knows you a living, don't you?
11:51You're all give and take.
11:53We give, you take.
11:54Oh, leave it out, will you?
11:57You're getting old.
11:58Oh, and you're getting stupid.
12:09Oh, sorry.
12:10If I'd have known it was you, I wouldn't have bothered to apologise.
12:13You bitch.
12:14Calm down, Debs, all right?
12:16Look, come on.
12:16She's done that on purpose.
12:17I'm joking.
12:18I wouldn't even spit on you on purpose.
12:20Calm down, all right?
12:21We'll talk us out on Saturday, all right?
12:22Well, I think you're going to win, do you?
12:23We'll see.
12:24Well, if you're that confident, let's up the ante, all right?
12:27All right, Nelfi, we'll make it 50, all right?
12:2950?
12:30Make it a one-up.
12:31Why don't you put your money where your man is and we'll make it five?
12:34Five?
12:35Yeah, five.
12:36500?
12:37Winner takes all.
12:38Are you on?
12:39Oh, we're on.
12:40Can't wait for Saturday.
12:51What the hell did you do that for?
12:52I don't know.
12:53I mean, when am I going to get 500 stops for me?
12:56Same answer.
12:58All right, then.
12:59First thing tomorrow morning.
13:00What?
13:01More practice.
13:15What time do you call this?
13:17Early.
13:19Do you want another cup of tea?
13:21No, Tom.
13:22He's wearing the pot, though.
13:29I've just been round Giants.
13:33Back time you moved in, innit?
13:36Not enough room.
13:39You're only little.
13:41Still take size seven, don't you?
13:44If you had your way, I'd still be wearing nappies.
13:48What are you doing sitting up?
13:50Thinking.
13:51Oh, yeah?
13:53Oh, yeah.
14:00I'm not getting any younger, you know.
14:03What's that supposed to mean?
14:05It means the older you get, the older I get.
14:10Is something niggling you?
14:14No, I shouldn't have been.
14:16I just wondered.
14:19Are you watching this?
14:23No, not really.
14:25Can I turn it off?
14:26Go on.
14:29Oh, that's better.
14:33Jan's worried about Debbie.
14:35She is?
14:36Yeah, she thinks she's drifting away from her.
14:38Oh, well, she would, wouldn't she?
14:41They all do.
14:48He's having it tomorrow.
14:51She don't know where Debbie is half the time.
14:55I just hope he'll be all right, that's all.
15:00What?
15:01Tommy.
15:02Well, it'll be out at the end of the week.
15:04Won't be that quick.
15:07Leave you sitting here, you seize up, don't you?
15:11Funny, isn't it?
15:12Just can't get used to the idea of talking to somebody who's in their pyjamas all day.
15:18Don't seem natural, does it?
15:25Tell her not to worry.
15:27She'll go away and she'll come back again.
15:30It's only human, isn't it?
15:33Leave her, son.
15:35If she's a good girl, she'll be all right.
15:40Perhaps I will have another cup of tea.
15:45Ta.
15:55Oi, I thought you said he didn't have the bottle.
16:01Right, you set then?
16:04Yeah, I'm set.
16:18I'm set.
16:23I'm set.
16:24I'm set.
16:31I'm set.
16:33I'm set.
16:36I'm set.
16:40I'm set.
16:45I'm set.
16:45I'm set.
16:45I'm set.
16:46I'm set.
16:47I'm set.
16:51I'm set.
16:52I'm set.
16:52I'm set.
17:03Just like the old days, isn't it, eh?
17:06Cornflakes in the summer, porridge in the winter.
17:10Stop worrying, will you?
17:11Anyone think you're having a dung instead of Tommy?
17:14I wish I was.
17:18It's only a hernia.
17:19It's only a bump on the belly, isn't it?
17:20It might be anything.
17:22Well, it's not.
17:26Hold on.
17:28I think you've got the winner of the 4.30.
17:30How can you think about racing at a time like this?
17:33Easy.
17:34Need more toast?
17:35You know where the bread is.
17:47All right.
17:49What's this?
17:50What?
17:50To whom it might concern, is that?
17:53Give it here.
17:57What is it?
18:00Oh, my good God.
18:03Oh.
18:06It's his last will and testament.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:16So, having seen the symptoms, what do you think's wrong with the patient?
18:20There's a bit of pain down his left-hand side.
18:23Okay, so it's the feeling of his left foot.
18:26Hmm.
18:27Yes.
18:28Sister?
18:29I'm Mrs. Foster.
18:31Yes.
18:32Do you think I could have a word in your ear, please?
18:36Do you think I could have a word in your ear, please?
18:36And as they say here, nurse, everything's useful.
18:40Well, it's private.
18:42And so is this office.
18:43Now, this nurse student, though she may be, is actually part of my arm, officially with one person.
18:48Oh, I see, yes.
18:49Well, I didn't mean to, but it is personal, of course.
18:55It's about my Tommy, Mr. Foster.
18:58What seems to be the problem?
18:59Well, he's left a will.
19:03You know, his last testimonial.
19:12He's dying.
19:14He's dying, and you haven't had the good race to tell him.
19:18Mrs. Foster, we're all of us dying.
19:21I know, but he's more obedient than the others, isn't he?
19:24He's a geriatric, Mrs. Foster.
19:26I beg your pardon?
19:28It's a term.
19:28I know what it means, but he's not.
19:32He's my Tommy.
19:33Mrs. Foster, I don't upset yourself.
19:35I upset myself.
19:38I upset myself.
19:39I come in here, inquiring about my Tommy, and you tell me he's a general hat-trick,
19:45but he's about to sling his hook.
20:20Mr. Boxe.
20:22Mr. Boxe.
20:23That's right.
20:25Yeah, which Mr Boxer?
20:27We're from the VA team
20:28Oh, that's nice
20:29Oliver's car
20:30What is this, a questionnaire?
20:32They gave us this address
20:33Well, they would be, wouldn't they?
20:35Would they?
20:36That's right, it's the wrong box
20:38Sorry?
20:38Yes, well, I'm Billy, you see
20:39Billy Box, the lads call me BB
20:42And Robert?
20:43Well, he's a cousin
20:44Cousin?
20:45Yes, that's right
20:46Well, he used to own Oliver's, but he did, you see
20:47And then somebody else has got it now
20:49Yes, we know that
20:51Well, that's that then, isn't it?
20:52Well, do you know where we could contact him?
20:56He's, um, he's up the infirmary
20:59The infirmary?
21:00Yes, he's been very, very, very poorly
21:02We don't know if he's going to pull through
21:04Oh, really?
21:06Yes, he's been under the knife
21:07He's very intensive
21:10Oh
21:11Yes, he's there under the name, the name of Foster
21:14Foster?
21:15Yes, there was another box up there, you see
21:17And they got very confused
21:18So he called himself Foster
21:19After his mother's name
21:21After his mother?
21:22Yeah, before she was married, you see
21:23In this other box near me
21:25They were getting each other's letters and graves
21:28I'm afraid, Mr Box
21:30I find this very hard to believe
21:34Well, I mean, what can I say?
21:35I mean, these are the facts
21:37Check them if you want to
21:38We will
21:40Good
21:45There she is, ma'am
21:48Who?
21:51His mother
21:52I'd, er, I'd better go and help him
21:55Excuse me
21:55Thank you
21:56Have you ever heard such rubbish in your life?
22:06What's the matter?
22:06We haven't fought or something?
22:08I'll explain later, but for the moment
22:09I'm Billy and you're my auntie
22:11Oh, it's your uncle?
22:12Oh, I'm serious
22:13What's the matter with you?
22:14You've been drinking
22:15No, we haven't
22:15It's them
22:16Oh, dear
22:17The law?
22:18No
22:19It's worse than I have to be, I've seen you cry
22:22It's all right, auntie
22:23It's a wonderful hospital
22:25They can work miracles now
22:27Auntie, this is, um
22:30I'm sorry
22:31He's in a bad way and so she
22:35I think we'll pay Mr Foster a visit
22:38Right
22:42And then the bike skidded and went straight into it
22:46Where are they?
22:48Colin's all right
22:48Down's pretty bad
22:51Her bad
22:53He's done his ankle in a couple of ribs
22:54I don't know what else
22:58Look, you're not still thinking of doing it, are you?
23:00Like you?
23:02All that money?
23:03Yeah, but after what happened
23:08I'll see you tonight, all right?
23:10All right
23:29Yes, yeah, Foster
23:31Tommy Foster
23:33Tommy Foster
23:34Yes
23:35No
23:37Yes
23:39Yes
23:43He's done it
23:45He's done it
23:47God love the little bugger
23:49He's done it
23:49Oh, he's done it
23:51What?
23:52He's all right
23:52He's come through
23:53He's come through
23:56Sleepy Dreamer's going away
23:58Sleepy Dreamer
23:59And at the line
24:00It's Sleepy Dreamer the winner
24:01Second Artist Pleasure
24:02And it's a photo for third place
24:04Never mentioned
24:05Good tip, I
24:06Told me he couldn't lose
24:15There's nothing he likes better than making mock of my misfortune
24:18You just paid for his lunch, you have
24:23Joni
24:24Yeah?
24:25Do you think I could have one of Gil's biscuits?
24:27For his tea?
24:28Just one
24:30Losing makes me hungry
24:32This is a betting shop, not a cash
24:35What did he find his ears?
24:36In a belfry?
24:37I heard that
24:38I don't believe this
24:39Anybody think I was wired up?
24:41You ought to be
24:44Joni
24:45I think you could see your way to giving me a little bit of credit
24:48Just till my gyro comes through
24:51No!
24:57He ain't here, darling
25:00Hello there, Debbie
25:01What brings you here?
25:04I'm going to have a bet
25:10Coming
25:12Good afternoon
25:13We're from the Customs and Excise
25:15My name is Miss Winter
25:16This is my colleague, Miss Howard
25:19Please sit down
25:20Thank you
25:23We'd like to talk to a Mr. Foster
25:26It's on VA team, is this?
25:28Ah, I'm afraid you can't see him today
25:30Not even the family can see him straight after an operation
25:33He needs rest
25:34Why don't you call back tomorrow afternoon?
25:37I will tell him you called
25:40Right
25:41And then all you do
25:43Is write down the name of the horse
25:45What's it called?
25:47They're having some trouble with Live Long
25:49Um...
25:50First, number four, Live Long
25:51Perfect operation
25:53Oh
25:55Who gave you this?
25:57Some girl I worked with
25:58Her uncle
25:59He worked with Tic Tac Ted
26:01May go drinking
26:02Down the cooker
26:03Every Sunday
26:07Hold up
26:12What's it doing?
26:14Deb's got my tip
26:16Come on, out
26:17Oh
26:18Out
26:18I'm only doing what you do
26:20I know, what was your mother say?
26:21Just one person
26:23Perfect operation to win
26:25Four thirty
26:25Hey, twenty quid
26:28Ten to one
26:29What are you playing at?
26:31What are you playing at?
26:32I only wanted to make a bet
26:33If you want to have a bet
26:34You have it with me
26:35It's a mum's game
26:36You know that
26:38Don't play any heavy father with me
26:39I'm grown up now
26:41I'm on my own way
26:42Are you in trouble?
26:43No
26:43No?
26:44I just needed some money
26:46I wanted to make a bet
26:46Well, find your own shop
26:47This is my dung heap, alright?
26:49Oh, come on
26:51What's it all about?
26:53Three forty five
26:53Number three
26:55Winger
26:55Six to four
26:56Number three
27:00Then you thought
27:01You were going to win
27:02Five hundred sobs on horse
27:04Just from here to start
27:05That's all
27:06The only one who wins in gills
27:07Is gill
27:09We have done alright
27:10Oh, yeah, right
27:10Book about it something
27:12I mean, more to the point
27:13Why did you have this soppy bet
27:15In the first place?
27:16Just the others
27:17They were being flat
27:18Oh, I see
27:19Say you thought you'd be even flasher
27:23It's not like an horse race
27:24It's a machine
27:26And Ellen's the best
27:28He can't lose
27:30They scream down this dock
27:31Around the cone
27:32And scream back again
27:33For half a mile
27:34Is that it?
27:35That's it
27:35He's brilliant
27:36Everybody knows that
27:38All we need is the money
27:39Till the end of the race
27:41Five hundred pounds
27:42And you'll have it back
27:42Double the grand
27:44It's the best bet
27:45You've got the red
27:46Yeah, I'm sure
27:46The red is at the moment
27:48Alright then
27:49Yeah, alright then
27:51I'll think about it, alright
27:53And what was that horse
27:54You were going to do at gills?
27:56Perfect operation
28:13Now it's perfect operation
28:14Perfect operation has taken it up
28:16Go on, my son
28:17Perfect operation by a length
28:18And going away
28:19Come on, my cocker
28:20All off
28:22It's perfect operation
28:23Perfect operation
28:24Perfect operation, the winner
28:27Burt number five
28:28Oh, ho, ho, ho
28:30Number 11
28:32Home to mother
28:337 to 2
28:35Good morning
28:36Don't let the weather put you off
28:38This is up
28:38I mean, it's not like a horse, is it?
28:40What?
28:41I mean, a motorbike is not like a horse.
28:44You're absolutely right.
28:46It's a machine, isn't it?
28:47Yeah, they break down.
28:48Over half a mile.
28:50Over a hundred yards.
28:51Come on, I thought you being in the game and all that,
28:53you can give them over the once-over.
28:56Look, Robbie, you get on with your world,
28:58I'll get on with mine, all right?
28:59Come on in, let's see.
29:04Stay to that, buddy.
29:06I'm seeing a fella late tonight.
29:07I've taken some off-kill.
29:08I've got to make it up to five by Saturday,
29:10unless, of course, you want to go halves.
29:11No.
29:12You can't lose.
29:13No.
29:14I want you to miss out.
29:15Oh, I'm very happy, thank you.
29:17I'm happy that you're happy.
29:18What am I talking about?
29:19I know what you're talking about,
29:21and I'm still not in...
29:22Show me the gentleman out of there.
29:23Get back.
29:26Can you drive?
29:33Oh, don't say nothing about me being on the back of the bike,
29:38because if he finds out, it's all off, right?
29:41Right.
29:47Excuse me.
29:49Sorry, thanks.
29:50Thank you very much.
29:52Excuse me.
29:55Rob, this is Adam.
29:57Adam.
29:58All right?
29:58Yeah.
29:59You want a cup of tea?
30:00Yeah, yeah.
30:01Mm-hmm.
30:02Cup of tea.
30:04Bye-bye.
30:07Bye-bye.
30:24It's a doddle, isn't it?
30:25Eh?
30:26I said it's a doddle, isn't it?
30:27It might be a doddle for you, son,
30:28but it's a cherry tartar job for me.
30:30Look, I'll tell you what,
30:31I'll go back and take Debbie in, all right?
30:32Yeah, all right.
30:33Well, why hasn't she told her mum about you two?
30:35Oh, I don't know.
30:36I think she should.
30:37Yeah.
30:38All right.
30:38Yeah, listen, and I'll give you the money tomorrow.
30:40All right.
30:41Cheers.
30:41You're a blinder.
30:42Oh, yeah.
30:43Yeah, yeah.
30:53Oh, tar.
30:55Oh, I wish you hadn't brought these.
30:58I might be out tomorrow.
30:59You don't want to rush it, Tom?
31:01Stay where you are.
31:02Oh.
31:02I'll go and get her fast, don't I?
31:04Yes.
31:10Anyone been asking for you?
31:12Like who?
31:13Like two ladies.
31:15Oh.
31:16Sister says they was here yesterday
31:17and they're coming back again this afternoon.
31:20I don't know why.
31:22They think you're me.
31:23What?
31:24Never mind.
31:25I used you to get me out of trouble.
31:27Oh.
31:28Thanks.
31:29Tom, before these two ladies arrive,
31:31can we get the screens around here?
31:31You call for a bedpan, make all the noises,
31:33and I'll do the verbals over the top.
31:36No.
31:38Just an idea.
31:39That's an idea.
31:41There we are then, Tom.
31:43That's it.
31:44Yeah.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Yeah.
32:23I think so.
32:26Actually, I'm not sure.
32:27I shall ask it myself.
32:28Oh, yes.
32:28I'll ask it myself, please.
32:31Where is the desk?
32:34Ground floor.
32:35Thank you very much for your kind understanding, Doctor.
32:48Mr. Vox, I...
32:56They've taken him back into intensive.
32:59Intensive?
33:00Very.
33:01But does that mean that I can't...
33:03They won't let anybody in to see him.
33:06Not anybody.
33:07Not even the Queen.
33:11Uh, that one's paid.
33:13Oh.
33:15She's always been very open with me, Geordie.
33:18Suddenly everything's changed.
33:20Oh, she's just growing up, man.
33:23Uh, he'll wait for his money.
33:25She'll get over it.
33:27Yeah, I know.
33:28That's what Robbie said.
33:29Mind you,
33:31I'd worry about the motorbike.
33:35Motorbike?
33:36You wouldn't catch me riding on a pillion.
33:39What motorbike?
33:40I don't know why she comes home on.
33:44Oh, dear.
33:45I've put my foot in it, haven't I?
33:46No.
33:47No, you haven't, Geordie.
33:49No, you haven't.
33:52So, how will I get a bet on a motorbike race?
33:55Right, sir?
33:56Not exactly.
33:58Where?
33:58It's sort of private race.
34:00I look at a private person.
34:02I thought maybe you'd like a little wager.
34:04Look, why don't you stop battling my ear, Olds?
34:07I'm only trying to earn a living.
34:09Number one, one!
34:11Listen, listen to that.
34:13Another one of them I.E. has had it all.
34:16Gil,
34:17could you lend me two and a half till the end of the month?
34:19Number two, Mum is away.
34:20Non-runner, the rest...
34:23Walls.
34:26Walls?
34:27Paint.
34:29Paint?
34:29Paint the walls.
34:31Oh, yeah, they're nice, aren't they?
34:32Oh, no.
34:34Fairyt likes them.
34:35Fairyt likes himself, nobody else does.
34:37He's your best punter.
34:39The walls, I want them finished.
34:41Are you sure you won't take a bet on the pop-ups?
34:44Finished.
34:45By the end of the week.
34:48Walls.
34:49Hey, language.
34:51Well, let's see.
35:45It's going to stop now.
35:48You can't say that.
35:49Blame chicken at your age.
35:51Grow up, will you?
35:52Grow up?
35:53Oh, and when I do, you want me to be four again.
35:55And when I don't, you want me to be 40.
35:57You know what I mean.
35:59I don't know what you mean.
36:00You don't understand.
36:02Why don't, do I?
36:03No, you don't understand.
36:04It's total risk.
36:05Flying through the air at 100 miles an hour.
36:07Something you don't know about.
36:09Knowing that it could all end.
36:11This isn't you talking.
36:12Because I'm a different generation from you and Robbie.
36:15There's nothing left for us.
36:17You've had your good times in the 60s.
36:20Let's have eyes.
36:21You know damn well what I'm talking about.
36:23Our generation was your responsibility.
36:26You've blown it.
36:27Well, you're the juveniles, not us.
36:29Well, you're not going.
36:30And that's fine.
36:31Well, you can't stop me.
36:33Oh, well, we'll see about that then, won't we?
36:41Sorry, I'm late, son.
36:42Right.
36:43Yeah.
36:45It's all there.
36:47You'll have it back nice and neat and double tomorrow.
36:49Yeah, well, good luck.
36:59All right, all right, all right, I'm coming, I'm coming.
37:03Jen, he's still asleep.
37:06It's important, bye.
37:09Rob.
37:11Robbie, wake up.
37:13It's Debbie.
37:14Robbie, she's in this motorbike race.
37:16It's what they call a chicken run.
37:18The nearer the bike gets to the person.
37:21Oh, Robbie, she could be killed.
37:24Are you all right?
37:25No, no, they're doing it this afternoon.
37:27What?
37:28What are we going to do?
37:29We'll stop her.
37:31Yeah, but how?
37:32I'll think of something.
37:34Well, what, what?
37:35Oh, wake up, Robbie.
37:37It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
37:41It's all I ever do, innit?
37:45Favours, favours, favours.
37:47I'm fed up with running around after you.
37:50Yeah, well, this one's for Debbie, innit?
37:53And what are you going to do?
37:54Try and get my money back.
37:56What I'd like to know is where you got it from in the first place.
37:59I borrowed a bit of my life, didn't I?
38:02Oh, well, that makes a change.
38:03Oh, dick.
38:05No, no, no, no.
38:32No, no, no, no.
38:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
39:11Oh, it looks pretty bad, Debs, actually.
39:44Oh, it looks like a bottle job, doesn't it?
39:49You holding the grand?
39:52Yeah.
39:54I'm holding.
39:55Well, if you don't turn up, that's it.
39:58It's ours.
40:01Understood?
40:02Understood.
40:07It's no good, Dick.
40:09It's all right, I'll fix it.
40:11You can't fool me.
40:12There's nothing wrong with it, is there?
40:13You're joking.
40:14Of course there is.
40:16He's put you up to this, hasn't he?
40:22He was only trying to look after you, babe, that's all.
40:25But it's going to cost him 500 quid.
40:28What do you mean?
40:29We did it.
40:29We did it.
40:55Don't go do it.
41:10don't get the law they can't do anything why can't they do anything somebody's going to get
41:15killed they can't do anything it's not an offense what are you talking about it's only a trespass
41:22in it look security they're the ones dock security dock security right
42:13oh
42:15oh
42:21poor old alan he's lost his passenger fell off did she
42:44you didn't tell me that debbie was involved you didn't ask me where's the money it's too late
42:49no race no money you why that's the understanding i can't race about a pickup i need a pillion
42:56what do you weigh you've got to be kidding a jar
43:03oh
43:32So, let's go.
43:58So, let's go.
44:32So, let's go.
44:40So, let's go.
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