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First broadcast 5th November 1985.

Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Frank Mills *- Gil Roach
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
James Ottaway - Tommy
Roger Walker - Kipper
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Donald Sumpter - Ronnie Day
Edmund Pegge - Jonathan Turnbull
Derek Deadman - Mark
Richard Cash - Derek
Dhirendra - Tony
Gawn Grainger - Coffee Stall Owner
Marianne Borgo - Restaurant Manageress
John Darrell - Trainer
Rosalind Shanks - Trainer's Wife
Paulina Dare - Christine
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
Patti Dalton - Kipper's Wife
Jean Channon - Doreen
Sarah-Jane Tindle - Stripper
Ken Grainger - Race Commentator
Mick Dillon - Stable Lad

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00:00You've got to lose, that's all.
00:03You what?
00:04Lose.
00:06You mean you've got me dressed up like a penguin, I'm not going to get any fish?
00:09That's right.
00:11What do you think I am?
00:12A loser.
00:19There's a grand there.
00:21Lose it.
00:24Is this some sort of joke?
00:27I never joke.
00:29Oh.
00:31This boy is a friend of mine.
00:33So is his father.
00:34The family are my gateway to the east.
00:36That grand is a little investment.
00:39I want the franchise for my freight business, containers, etc.
00:44What's that going to do with losing money?
00:46The boy likes to gamble.
00:48His father disapproves of gambling.
00:51He even has two-minders to protect him from the sin of gambling.
00:55Yes.
00:56He does.
00:58But every now and again he makes a little exit.
01:01And I arrange a little game for him.
01:03I see.
01:03But he likes to win.
01:05He's just a kid, that's all.
01:06And what, you let him?
01:08Yeah, it's an investment, by the end of the month, I'll have the franchise.
01:11I do have rather a hold over it.
01:14Then why can't you lose?
01:16It's nice to have a new face.
01:19Good for his ego.
01:21So you want me to lose in order that you can win.
01:24You're a quick box, I'll give you that.
01:27I'm a friend of the family.
01:28I play the father and the son.
01:30This is a lot of sound like that.
01:31It's never like that.
01:34One of them will give me the franchise.
01:36I don't give a parrot's fart, Rich.
01:43The son's here at the moment, so I flatter him.
01:46If that don't work, I'll go back to his old man.
01:50Sneaky, eh?
01:50I'll go back to his old man.
01:55Yeah.
01:57Where'd you get this from, eh?
01:59Your old mum's store.
02:01Come on.
02:04Of course.
02:05Three.
02:10Three.
02:18A monkey.
02:31I'll call you.
02:39I think you've got me this time, sunshine.
02:42I've only got a pair of queens.
02:43There we are.
02:44Two sad little ladies.
02:57What the hell do you think you're up to?
02:59I'm doing all I know to lose.
03:02You're four grand up.
03:03I can't help it.
03:04He's hopeless.
03:05Lose.
03:07Lose.
03:11I'm not.
03:16No.
03:24two please
03:31thank you
03:33your bed son
03:37five thousand
03:43five thousand
03:47five thousand
03:49four thousand
03:55five thousand
03:57cool
04:01I'm out
04:11oh
04:13Christ
04:30oh
04:34oh
04:35I'll be off then
04:37you can do whatever you like
04:38you all son
04:48well you're still a prat box
04:49but you're a generous one
04:53it's hot in here isn't it
04:58there you go
05:00it's hot
05:11dinner and dance was it
05:13something like that yeah
05:16where's the lady
05:18what
05:18you're not dressed like that
05:20there should be a lady on the arm
05:22yeah you're right there should be
05:24she must have
05:24she must have pulled it off
05:27you should do something about it
05:31yeah
05:33maybe I will
05:34I'm out
05:36I'm out
05:41I'm out
05:50I'm out
05:55I don't know.
06:31I've come to see, um...
06:33Expected, are we?
06:35No, I've just read the Arabian Nights, thought I'd pop up and see the real thing.
06:51In here, Mr. Volk.
06:54Pardon?
06:55In here.
07:04Come on.
07:07I'm Tony.
07:09Tony?
07:10My father is an Anglophile.
07:13Please.
07:14Thank you, Tony.
07:18One of the joys of coming to your country.
07:21We are very dry where I come from.
07:24Uh-huh.
07:28Please, be seated.
07:30Oh.
07:32Cheers.
07:33Cheers.
07:36It's nice here, isn't it?
07:38Is it?
07:41Yeah, I'm...
07:42I suppose you, uh, you wanted this.
07:45It's not been yours anyway.
07:46I'll get the rest of it today.
07:48I don't understand.
07:50It's your money from last night.
07:51It's your money, Mr. Box.
07:53You won it.
07:55Only because you left.
07:58Please.
08:00Oh.
08:01Well, that was why you wanted to sail me.
08:04Mr. Box.
08:07How would you like to own a horse for a day?
08:12We've done it.
08:13We have done it.
08:15£23,000.
08:16We exchanged contracts today.
08:18All I've got to do is sign.
08:20Oh, man.
08:21No.
08:23Nobody must know I own it.
08:24So it must run under another name.
08:27Yours.
08:28Why me?
08:29Because I don't trust any of the others.
08:32And you're the first gambler who hasn't treated me like an idiot.
08:35Let me win.
08:36Mr. Day thought I would give it to him.
08:39He thinks I shall do him favours.
08:42He is very foolish.
08:46There will be something in it for you, of course.
08:49I'll give you 50%.
08:5250%?
08:53Of the winnings.
08:54She is the favourite, you know.
08:58Have a look at her.
09:00Was she cool?
09:01Say the Toscana.
09:02She is beautiful.
09:13She is a pretty girl.
09:15She is a pretty girl.
09:17What a lovely lady.
09:19Oh, my God.
09:20I've got it.
09:22Go on, mate.
09:23Go on, Brad.
09:24Go on.
09:38Debbie.
09:38Debbie!
09:39Debbie!
09:51Debbie!
09:56What's all that outside?
09:57Oh, it's cancelled.
09:59A scaffolding to climb Everest.
10:01So, where's your trombone?
10:02Eh? Oh, I forgot.
10:04Come on.
10:06Where's it? Something the cat's left on the doorstep.
10:10Come on, what are you up to?
10:13I'll just have breakfast at Tiffany's.
10:33Debbie!
10:34Why don't you just put your cornflakes in the milk?
10:38Hi.
10:39Go down to the shop.
10:40Will you?
10:43Oh, Mum.
10:45Debbie.
10:46All right.
10:47I remember the time when you used to come in with the milk.
10:50Where's all the magic gone?
10:53Here's the magic, babe.
11:00Well, this place looks a bit better than when I had it.
11:03It's going to look even better soon.
11:06Is it?
11:07From a distance.
11:09From a distance.
11:09I've sold the flat.
11:12Oh.
11:14What are you going to do?
11:16Hmm.
11:18Sit back and think for a minute.
11:20Deep breaths and think.
11:39John is back.
11:41Debbie? Debbie?
11:45Goodbye.
11:49Why are you just like that?
11:52Well, I've got a horse.
11:54You have what?
11:55I've got a horse called Sadie Tiscana.
11:57What are you talking about?
11:58I've got a club called Oliver's and I've got a grin over my face for Christmas.
12:04You're drunk.
12:04I am.
12:06Bill here is.
12:26He just gave it to you.
12:28I've only got it for a day but I collect 50% of the winnage.
12:32What do you do?
12:33Rub a lump.
12:33Did he pop out of it?
12:36Hello.
12:39Good to see you.
12:41Well, no, I just got off the plane.
12:43I know, it was a good way to see you, babe, but God, that's better a place to find.
12:56Well?
12:57She's a beauty.
12:58Like driving a Rolls Royce.
13:00Her owner's a very lucky man.
13:02She's getting worse than you, you know.
13:05Ask her to go out for a pint, she comes back a year later.
13:08She's probably met a fella.
13:11I'm off to the lawyer.
13:13What are you going to do?
13:14I'm walking to the bus stop.
13:15You are going to come to the opening, aren't you?
13:17Opening?
13:18Of Oliver's, Mrs. Oliver.
13:19I mean, the leading lady's got a cup of tape, hasn't she?
13:22Mmm.
13:23Oh, well, well.
13:24What are they doing, building or demolishing?
13:27She's not there.
13:28Eh?
13:28She went out early.
13:30Oh.
13:30But she won't be long.
13:31Oh, well, let's go in and give her a surprise, eh?
13:34Tea.
13:35Hmm?
13:35Let's have a cup of tea first.
13:36Well, why not there?
13:37Um, because we haven't got any milk.
13:39Well, what's that in your hand?
13:40This is for the cornflakes.
13:43I'll never understand you, British.
13:45Takes a lot of patience.
13:47Come on, let's make the train.
13:48Oh.
13:51Um.
13:53Don't you listen?
13:54What?
13:56The old times, eh?
13:58What about your £20,000 tax?
14:00That's a funny reply.
14:02Well, what's happening?
14:04I'm appealing.
14:05Oh, what?
14:06To their better nature.
14:06Oh.
14:08I remember a time when it was only ten.
14:11That's what I mean.
14:12Don't you miss them?
14:13I'll stick the memories, thanks.
14:16Just testing.
14:17Yep.
14:18Ah.
14:19Right, what are you going to say?
14:20There.
14:21Oh.
14:21Oh, they're fine.
14:24Sunday love.
14:25And, er, I'd rather miss you.
14:26In fact, er, we were all rather hoping you might, er,
14:30we might see you both back there again.
14:31Well, there's always that possibility, Jonathan.
14:34Yeah?
14:34You never know.
14:36Deb, er, has Jan missed me at all?
14:39I mean, us, that is.
14:40Oh, yeah.
14:41Yeah.
14:42She's really missed you, she has.
14:44Oh, that's great.
14:45That's really good.
14:47That's the best news I've heard this week.
14:51You know, Deb, sir, I don't mind telling you,
14:53because, I mean, you're sort of family, too.
14:56And I'm really determined to take her back with me.
15:05Don't you ever knock?
15:06No.
15:07Oh.
15:07Hey, Geordie, son, listen.
15:09What's up with Dick?
15:11With Dick?
15:11Yeah, well, you know, the opening.
15:13Oh, hey.
15:14He wants to sing.
15:16You know, sing.
15:17Sing?
15:18Well, I could sing in me bath,
15:20but, blimey, put me in front of a microphone.
15:21Oh, well, you are going to need some music.
15:23Yeah, well, I've got some from Aaron.
15:24Oh, Robbo, why don't you say yes to him
15:26before he drives us all mad?
15:27Don't be daft.
15:28He'll empty the gap before we even start it.
15:30Ah.
15:31That's what I want to talk to you about.
15:32What?
15:33Well, erm, I've got bad news.
15:36What?
15:37Look, I need more time.
15:39Well, you haven't got it, OK.
15:40No.
15:41Oh, yes, and there's a sign, you know.
15:43Oliver's.
15:44What's the problem?
15:44Well, look, I've shopped around as much as I can,
15:47and the cheapest I can get it for is 300 quid.
15:51300, yeah.
15:52Hey.
15:54Have you robbed a bank or something?
15:55Yeah, something like that.
15:57There you are.
15:59All right, here's a bit free your help, then.
16:01Here you go.
16:03Thanks, Robbo.
16:04OK, Geordie, son.
16:07Got anybody ever knocked around here, then?
16:08No.
16:09How'd you get on?
16:10Er, not all that well.
16:13Right, well, I'll see you.
16:14Yeah, right.
16:15And, er, er, I'll do my best.
16:18Tire, Geordie.
16:20Are you finished with the suit, then?
16:21How long you had it?
16:21Free your orders.
16:22Don't worry if not spilled anything on it.
16:23Don't worry.
16:24No, I'm just checking, that's all.
16:26What's this?
16:27Huh?
16:27Oh, a couple of bills paying, will it?
16:28Oh, tire.
16:31Er, Rob?
16:32Yeah?
16:32About the opening.
16:34Oh, oh, yeah.
16:35Um, well, yeah, Geordie's told me about that.
16:39But what do you reckon?
16:40Er, Dick, um, you'll do us a favour.
16:42I am.
16:43I'll do it for nothing.
16:46Yeah.
16:50There's some more parrots hiding in here.
16:52Good place to hide it, young, there's lots of leaves around.
16:54See if you can spot any of these parrots.
16:57Er, anything down here?
16:59There's one more spirit hiding.
17:01So you are going to nick it?
17:02The bird that likes nick it.
17:04Turn it into dog meat.
17:06Dog meat.
17:07That's right.
17:08If he's lost.
17:09Fido filling.
17:10Shouldn't be too difficult, should it?
17:12But why?
17:14I gave his old man a full SP.
17:16He'll give me the franchise if I get rid of the boy's horse.
17:19Simple as that.
17:21Ah, back.
17:22Oops.
17:24Business, isn't it?
17:33Anyway, I'm certain my luck's going to change.
17:35I mean, you know what it's like when you've got the flavour.
17:37I think I'll do a forecast on the five o'clock.
17:39So, I creep back home, I dip the old lady's handbag.
17:42Well, I'll give him 80 sobs in the afternoon for the electric, right?
17:45Is that the weather reverses or not?
17:46What do you think?
17:48Shut up, will you?
17:49What the hell's going on here?
17:51What do you think this is?
17:52Speakers, caller, or a betting shop?
17:56Just as I'm leaving, she's captured me, right?
17:59So I've done a runner.
18:00She doesn't know when she's well off.
18:03I've got back in a game.
18:04I've done a lot.
18:06What is it will you, Kipper, hey?
18:08I'm just not lucky, I suppose.
18:10Anyway, I haven't crept back home yet.
18:13She's probably changed the locks.
18:16Robbie.
18:18I can have a word.
18:20Hang on.
18:21How much do you owe me?
18:22Nothing, nothing.
18:23I'm sweet.
18:28What's the problem?
18:33Not in here, eh?
18:35It's personal.
18:36Oh, we'll try to chemist you.
18:38What?
18:39Oh.
18:41I'll see you in the pub in a minute.
18:43The pub?
18:45Oh.
18:49I don't believe it.
19:15Oh.
19:16Well, pint a bit in a large port, please.
19:21Large port?
19:23Oh, sir.
19:24Good for it.
19:25Didn't play me up, maybe.
19:27What's wrong with the doctor?
19:28He's got one, too.
19:30I mean, if he can't cure himself, what else have I got?
19:33And our road will be smooth and untroubled,
19:36no matter what cares life may send.
19:39If we travel the pathway together
19:42and walk side by side with a friend.
19:49It's Joan.
19:52Joan?
19:54Joan?
19:54What do you mean, you and her?
19:56No, no, oh, no.
19:58She'd been fiddling the books, has she?
19:59Oh, no.
20:01She wants to leave.
20:03What?
20:04End of the wig.
20:05Can't believe it.
20:06She's part of the furniture she's having you on.
20:09You can't do something about it.
20:11Like what?
20:12Stop her.
20:13You think I have any old bill?
20:14No, no, look, she'll listen to you.
20:17If Joanie wants to go...
20:20Please.
20:22Please.
20:24She's the shop.
20:26We've been together now for five years.
20:29I've been lost with her.
20:30They're coming.
20:33$2.50.
20:34How much?
20:35$2.50.
20:58I thought you wouldn't want this to get cold.
21:24I've got a wig to persuade you to marry me.
21:27And I love you so...
21:30And...
21:35And I love you so...
21:37Hey, hey, where are we off?
21:39I'm in here.
21:46You're like an old woman with them books.
21:48Yeah, I know.
21:48Well, somebody's got to do it, ain't I?
21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:51Um...
21:51Oh, yeah.
21:52Some fella rang for you.
21:53What fella?
21:55Hmm?
21:55Oh, I don't know.
21:56I thought it was the bloke from Asram Carpets.
21:58Says he wants to see you straight away.
22:01Lawrence of Arabia.
22:04They're going to steal her.
22:07Who?
22:08Those two out there.
22:11Why?
22:13Instructions from my father.
22:15But it's my horse.
22:17Exactly.
22:21Mr. Box.
22:22Those two get their hands on our horse.
22:27They'll shoot her.
22:29They wouldn't.
22:30They would.
22:32What are we going to do?
22:34You're going to steal her.
22:36Before they do.
22:41It's a diversion, that's all.
22:43You create it, I'll do the rest.
22:45Right?
22:47Of course you can drive a horse, Box.
22:49It's like a car, I need bigger.
22:50I don't know what you're talking about.
22:51It's a small lorry.
22:52Oh, I need a lorry.
22:53You can do it, no problem.
22:55You don't realise what will happen if we get caught?
22:57Yeah, we get deported to Australia.
23:02Robbie, this is Jonathan.
23:04Good night.
23:05What flower deliveries, is it?
23:06Somebody's birthday?
23:07From Australia.
23:08Oh!
23:09Australia.
23:10That's right.
23:11Oh, that's right.
23:12That's right.
23:12Jan, you went to Australia, didn't you?
23:14But she didn't like it, though.
23:15She came home.
23:16Lovely.
23:18I'm hoping she's going to come back.
23:22I know she's too busy mixing with criminals over here.
23:24No chance.
23:26What's that?
23:27Yes, well, I've got a dash.
23:28Oh, sorry about the ashes.
23:44Who, um, who was that fella?
23:48What fella?
23:49Yesterday round your place, you know, with all flowers and a big grin.
23:54That fella?
23:55There.
23:56He's my bow.
23:59You what?
24:00My bow.
24:01He's asked me to marry him.
24:05You're not going to, are you?
24:08I don't know.
24:10I haven't made my mind up yet.
24:16This is madness, you know.
24:17It's wonderful.
24:18Wonderful.
24:25It's rustling.
24:26That's what it is.
24:27Come on.
24:28You've always wanted to play cowboys and Indians.
24:30You know what happens if you get caught?
24:32Oh, that's right.
24:33Up on the right side.
24:38This is a tommy job.
24:39They don't do that anymore.
24:41They might for this.
24:43Well, at least it will keep you quiet.
24:46Well, I think he's brilliant.
24:47After all, it is his horse.
24:49In a man speaking.
24:50Right.
24:51I mean, after all, we're only boring what's really ours.
24:54There ain't no crime in that.
24:58He's not your type.
24:59How do you know what my type is?
25:02He's alive and well and sitting next to you.
25:07I think I'm going to be sick.
25:09Oh, bury your head in the hay.
25:16Right.
25:17We're here.
25:30And get it right, for God's sake.
25:58Oh, come on.
26:00All right, all right.
26:01I'm not the boy scout.
26:02You worry, you rub your knees together.
26:05Oh.
26:06Hurry up.
26:07She'll be there in a minute.
26:10There she goes.
26:19Help!
26:21Help!
26:23Help!
26:33Get a bucket of water.
26:35I beg your pardon?
26:36My caravan's on fire.
26:38Look!
26:39Well, don't you know you've no right to park your caravan?
26:41Look!
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45Look, get some buckets.
26:47Water, water!
26:48Oh, it's a night, right?
26:50Oh.
26:51Do you like this?
26:54It's a one.
26:57This is Heidi.
26:58Help!
26:59Help!
27:00Come on!
27:02Hurry!
27:03Hurry!
27:04Hurry!
27:05Come on, boys!
27:12Hurry!
27:13Hurry!
27:14Hurry!
27:14Hurry!
27:22Come on, hurry up!
27:24No, no, no, no!
28:07Who's this?
28:09Friend of Tommy's.
28:10Oh.
28:13Doesn't he mind?
28:14No, he's gone to Clacton.
28:17Oh, I see.
28:18Yeah, well, we're doing him a favour, really.
28:20Hmm.
28:21Well, he'll, er, be able to use the dude ass with rhubarb, won't he?
28:28He's not too pleased. He says fine box.
28:40Look, I've got to go now, cos I'm gonna be late.
28:44For what?
28:45Well, I'm late for a date.
28:48Oh.
28:50Yeah?
28:50It's kangaroo time, is it?
28:52Yeah.
28:54Well, thanks for your help.
28:57It's alright. See you later.
29:00Hey, Jan?
29:03Princess?
29:04Yeah?
29:05Look, erm, anything you wanna do, I'll go with you.
29:10I mean, I'll back you up, that is.
29:12You will?
29:13Well, I mean, if you wanna go back to Australia and settle down with a little gold band and Willie
29:19the Wallaby, then that's alright.
29:21Thank you very much.
29:22No, anyone who's prepared to do what I think you're gonna do deserves to be sainted.
29:25What are you talking about?
29:26We're taking on a, what's the word, erm, an emotional cripple like that.
29:30It's not an emotional...
29:31No, no, no, no, sure you're gonna be able to cover it up, but I wasn't deceived, you know, I
29:33smelt the old halitosis and spotted the dandruff on the collar and saw the sweat seeping out the shoes.
29:39Oh, I see.
29:43He picked his nose as well.
29:45Still, can't all be perfect, can we?
29:48See ya.
29:58It's an extra five pound a week.
30:00Is that all?
30:01All?
30:02It's not a lot, is it?
30:04It's half for ten quid and twice as much as 250.
30:06Tell you you're working a betting shop, what's the tax?
30:10Extra five pound a week makes a big difference to my budget.
30:14Well, what about us?
30:15Yeah.
30:16The clean old till, the permanent partners.
30:17That made me laugh.
30:20We all love ya.
30:23Well, you all know where to find me then, won't ya?
30:25Well, you'll go demented.
30:27We'll go wherever he likes.
30:30Supposing, just supposing that he upped the ante.
30:33You've got more chance of a monkey right in Hamlet.
30:38I think I'll go and have a word with William Shakespeare.
30:41Ten?
30:42That's right.
30:44Ten chocolate sweets a week.
30:46You're gonna have to fork up.
30:48That's my money we're talking about, not yours.
30:50Gil, you're the only man I know who can feel an orange in his pocket.
30:56Our palms are sweating.
30:58Well, wipe them and think about it.
31:08Can I use the back door? There's a couple of gentlemen to see me.
31:15Damn great.
31:18Weak.
31:30I hear you.
31:32Just stop.
31:33I'm gonna talk to ya later.
31:35Here Rob, stop nicking that boot.
31:38Robby!
31:39What?
31:40You never got to think she'd find him.
31:41Of course you will, son.
31:42Of course you will.
31:43Look, Rob.
31:43Listen, if a couple of lugs come after me, tell him I left the country, okay?
31:47Robble!
31:48And Dick will give you a hand.
31:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
31:58No.
31:59This is gonna be for energy, but you can have that later.
32:02No, not yet.
32:02Not yet.
32:03Not yet.
32:03I want to ask a very big question.
32:06Don't do that.
32:07Are you going to win?
32:15You're gonna fly like the wind and jackals as well.
32:18It's nice here, isn't it?
32:20There you go.
32:31I'm gonna have something to eat now.
32:35Ah.
32:36It's my turn.
32:37No luck.
32:38I'm sorry, Mr. Day.
32:40Listen, arsehole.
32:41I'm sick to death of chasing all over after that scrofulous lump of horse manure.
32:45You find one of his mates, and I'll have a word with him.
32:48Come on.
32:49Where is it?
32:50Having its oats.
32:53We're not messing about.
32:55Neither am I.
32:56Shall I turn his head into a ripe cherry?
32:59Do what you're bleeding like.
33:01No, no, no, no.
33:01Just, er, put that pinot extension back in your pocket, will you?
33:06It's a really nice dog you've got there.
33:09Ain't he, eh?
33:11There's your boy, eh?
33:12Hey?
33:13Come on.
33:15Hey.
33:15He likes me.
33:17You know, I'd hate it if anything untoward should happen to this little dog.
33:25Know what I mean?
33:28Sorry, Robbo.
33:31Robby!
33:33Robby!
33:34They got buried!
33:36Shall we go?
33:37Jan!
33:38Jan!
33:39Oh, I don't believe this.
33:40They got buried.
33:41I've got a cab.
33:42What?
33:43They got buried.
33:43We've got to move sailing.
33:45Hey, we're going out.
33:46Move sailing?
33:46Shut up.
33:47Hey, hang on.
33:48You can't do this.
33:49I've got the table.
33:51Go and play with your boomerang, will ya?
33:53Jan!
33:53What's going on?
33:54Unexplainable.
33:55Well, what about the meal?
33:56Well, you go on and I'll follow.
33:58Well, it's a very expensive restaurant.
34:00Come on.
34:00But don't worry.
34:01I'll do it without the odours!
34:28I'll see you later.
34:29Yeah.
34:31I'll see you later.
34:39Well, where to?
34:40I don't know.
34:41I'm thinking.
34:42Well, you better think quickly.
34:43This box is hardly unnoticeable.
34:48Well, it's not doing Sadie any good, is it?
34:49Charging around here.
34:50Well, it's better than being dog meat.
35:02Well, I can't wait to get my hands on that little gig.
35:04Come on.
35:05Come on.
35:05Shift yourself.
35:07Come on.
35:07This one.
35:16Talk to the stable dolls, innit?
35:21All right, Box.
35:23Your day will come.
35:26All you've got to do is get all the stalls into a sort of corral.
35:30This isn't Hollywood, you know.
35:31It's only for a night.
35:32It can never work.
35:34Why not?
35:35Well, the fuzz comes round here twice a night, clearing out tramps.
35:40What are they going to say if they've found an horse here?
35:42No.
35:44What harm can she do?
35:46Carrots, sweets, turnips, everything.
35:49Well, fed her.
35:49She's not hungry.
35:51Well, anyway, there's nowhere to hide her.
35:53You couldn't get a Shetland in there.
36:06I've got it.
36:08Well, where?
36:09If you wanted to hide a bottle of wine, where would you put it so no one would ever guess?
36:13I'll give up.
36:13I don't know.
36:14In a wine rack with lots of other bottles of wine.
36:1730.8.
36:38hey is he really gonna let you hear your voice then at the opening after this i should think
36:44you let me hear anything were you were you really in the group then yeah well you know school and
36:54afterwards always are i used to play the piano did ya yeah no no way you're a bloody marvelous
37:11this isn't it here we are on the dawn patrol with the paintbrushes and they're all sleeping sweetly in
37:18their pits
37:42you forgot something
37:48the australian
38:17you're a bilse
38:25ridiculous yes sir how could you be firm to me it's no comparison
38:34he's a waster gambler and a waster he's the sort they used to send to our country in the old
38:40days
38:41yes sir i mean i'm eligible i am the most eligible man i know i am i really am
38:51no justice yes sir what a waste what a waste of an untouched dinner
39:06you said you'd only do without the hors d'oeuvre
39:27i've got it all over me shoes
39:31well it's supposed to be lucky yes but i'll clean them
39:35come tell me
39:56shall we compromise
39:59compromise
40:00compromise
40:02750
40:04done
40:14here gil you take your bets or what certainly not any horse that slept under my roof is bound
40:20not to win in fact i'm going to have a bet on it myself
40:30in the forties the scooter s-e-hand-hexty with the exception of number 26 cotton mill
40:38here
40:43number one
40:4615
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41:0915
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41:2015
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41:2016
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41:3717
41:41does sadie have to win i beg your pardon is there any way of making her not win
41:45what are you talking about can i have a word with the jockey this is your first horse mr box
41:50that's right well it'll be your last if you carry on like this that horse races to win
42:36oh
42:58All in, jockeys.
43:08All in, jockeys.
43:10All in, jockeys.
43:11All in, jockeys.
43:23All in, jockeys.
43:31All in, jockeys.
43:35All in, jockeys.
43:46You're going to have to take me over, son.
43:49Bastard!
44:01All in, jockeys.
44:11Oh, son!
44:13Nice to see you.
44:14Nice to see you.
44:15Nice to see you.
44:20Sausage rolls this time, dear.
44:26There you are.
44:31I'm surprised I've received more of you now, then.
44:33No, I'm not.
44:35Give me a large poll, will you play?
44:37Large poll.
44:40What are you smiling at?
44:42Oh, everything.
44:46You look like you've just swallowed the sun.
44:49I think I have.
44:51Come on.
44:54Oh, hello, Tony.
44:55Hello.
44:56Hello.
44:57Souvenir for the first night, Mr. Fox.
44:59Thanks very much.
45:00Don't get yourself a drink when I'll try you.
45:02Go on, puffy go.
45:03You know, you could have been killed.
45:05Not me, princess.
45:06I'll tell you something, though.
45:07I've never been so frightened in my life.
45:09Yeah, Debs.
45:09Well for you.
45:10Drink up.
45:11You're a man.
45:13You too.
45:14And now, ladies and gentlemen,
45:16something completely different.
45:18Oh, my God.
45:21This is for all of you.
45:24And I love you so.
45:28And people ask me how.
45:32How I've lived till now.
45:37I tell them I don't know.
45:41I guess they understand.
45:46That was the flat money, you know.
45:48Flat money?
45:49Yeah, I got 23 grand.
45:50So?
45:51Well, we could pay off a bit of your tax.
45:55The day you took my hand.
45:59And yes, I know how lonely life can be.
46:07The shadows follow me.
46:12And the night won't set me free.
46:16And yes, I know how lonely life can be.
46:25The shadows follow me.
46:28I'm sorry about a kakaroo.
46:30That's all right.
46:31You were quite right.
46:32I mean, it wasn't my type.
46:34I phoned him.
46:35But, er, he'd opt off.
46:38The evening get me down.
46:42Now that you're around.
46:45Are you dancing?
46:49Are you asking?
46:50Yeah.
46:53I'm asking.
46:55And I'm dancing.
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