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First broadcast 2nd December 1984.

Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Warren Clarke - Stephen Chambers
Tony Caunter - Henry Diamond
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
James Ottaway - Tommy
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
Marion Bailey - Alison Diamond
Elaine Lordan - Maureen
Thirzie Robinson - Camilla
Ian Wallace - Architect
John Burgess - Drunk
Michael Logan - JP
Dean Harris - Albert
Christine Russell - Neighbour
Clark Flanagan - 1st Boy at Fun Fair
Ian Michie - 2nd Boy at Fun Fair

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00:03Nothing but problems for Dave. I don't know how these firms get away with it nowadays.
00:07Well, you know, for every genuine business, there's always a couple of cowboys down the road waiting to have to
00:11cut you.
00:11Oh, you're right.
00:12I've drawn the wrong legend, you see.
00:15Pagel.
00:16The engineers.
00:18I mean, the lieutenant of the Pagel.
00:21It doesn't sound right, does it?
00:23I usually lie and say it was the engineers.
00:26By the way, what's Mrs. Diamond's Christian name?
00:29Oh, Alison.
00:30Oh, thanks a lot.
00:31Oh, great.
00:31Lovely to meet you.
00:32Steve.
00:33Bye-bye-bye.
00:34So, we've got to get started.
00:36Mrs. Diamond?
00:39Stephen Chambers.
00:40Lovely part.
00:41More champagne?
00:42Do you play too?
00:43No.
00:44Oh, now, there's a game where greed can be your undoing.
00:47Ho, ho, ho.
00:48Hannah.
00:49You all right?
00:49Would you like another tour?
00:51Judgement.
00:52That's what we all need.
00:54Judgement.
00:55You're absolutely right.
00:56Nice place you've got here.
00:58He's got a large...
00:59Oh, yeah.
01:00Oh, hi.
01:00I guess we're back to London.
01:02It's a smaller garment.
01:03Why don't you?
01:04It's a little bit small.
01:05My husband thinks that this is good for the image.
01:07Yes.
01:08I blame it all for the local government.
01:11I wanted some a little bit smaller.
01:12And you?
01:13Well, I mean, look at the Bailey contract.
01:15Cheers, man.
01:15I know that.
01:17Okay.
01:18Bye.
01:19What's the matter with you?
01:20Well, he...
01:21He doesn't know which way to...
01:22Oh, Reverend.
01:24Look, if he goes on like that, his head's gonna fall off.
01:26Oh, don't.
01:27Oh, Henry.
01:28I mean, it's like a tennis umpire.
01:30Look, today's very important.
01:31You know, I'm sure I just...
01:33You've got one of those...
01:34It's roaring drunken.
01:36They really believe that we magistrates have straw gray out of our ear.
01:40Look, um, will you excuse me, Douglas? Peter?
01:44I'm still designing this.
01:47Jan.
01:47Oh, yes.
01:48Excuse me, Robbie.
01:49Yes, of course, Henry.
01:50No, I'm only here for the beer.
01:51Jan.
01:53Who is that man with Alison?
01:54I don't know.
01:55He came to Trafford.
01:57What's Trafford doing here?
01:58I didn't invite him.
02:00Well, I didn't send my invitation.
02:02Hold that, will you?
02:03That's a proposition.
02:04Well, here we go.
02:06Limitation.
02:07Excuse me.
02:08Here's to the next one.
02:09I don't think we've been introduced.
02:10Stephen Chambers, my husband.
02:13Have you gone?
02:14It's not funny.
02:16No, you're right.
02:17There ain't even any beer.
02:19There's a club.
02:20Two minutes walk up the river.
02:21It's got all the beer you can drink.
02:23Nice here, ain't it?
02:24Terrific.
02:34That'll be 94 pence, please.
02:36Top.
02:40You're never going to believe this.
02:41You haven't got any money.
02:43I'll win one.
02:44Sorry.
02:45Yeah.
02:46It's all right, I'll leave it there, I'll get it.
02:48I'll have a large whiskey and a pint of butter.
02:52Cheers.
02:53That's very nice of you.
02:55It's all right, mate.
02:56I'm in the same position myself.
02:57Trouble with money, eh?
02:59So old fashioned.
03:00Yeah, yeah, I'll drink it out.
03:02Gin and tonic.
03:03What happened?
03:04Make it alive.
03:05You get pissed off at it?
03:06Yeah.
03:09Wow.
03:11No, not exactly, no.
03:13Cheers.
03:13Oh, yeah, cheers, cheers.
03:18What's your exit?
03:19For being here?
03:21Well, I needed a proper drink, didn't I?
03:23Needed more of that shampoo, I'd have needed brain surgery.
03:27Video machines.
03:29Well, everyone in these dogs wants one.
03:30Well, my mum is helping you out.
03:32You come and see me first.
03:34I can do you a deal like you wouldn't believe, Rob.
03:37Yeah, I'll wear that one bit more.
03:41I'm a man of me word, Robbie.
03:43I mean, I can do you.
03:45A £500 unit, freeze freight, search control, all a business.
03:51For what?
03:51250.
03:52You see, the question was both, but I've been inside.
03:56It's all legit, isn't it?
03:59Yeah.
04:00It's all legit.
04:06Sorry.
04:10I'm dealing with finance, insurance companies, snatchbacks, bankrupt stocks.
04:15Sounds good.
04:17It's more than just good, Robbie.
04:22All for the run?
04:24I feel a bit sick, not being able to stand my shower.
04:27Don't worry about it.
04:28Same again.
04:30Cheers.
04:36Video machines.
04:38What a knife and cover.
04:47Thanks for a drink, then.
04:49My pleasure, mate.
04:50I'll tell you what.
04:51If it weren't for you, I'll be going in there.
04:53You'll be tailed between my legs and my tongue hanging down on my ankles.
04:57Any time.
04:59You fancy a drink tomorrow, then?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Oh, no, look, look.
05:04I can't. I've got to meet a business associate.
05:06He's flying in from Japan, especially.
05:08Oh, well, some other time.
05:09No problem. Look, I'll tell you what.
05:12Come to his hotel, we'll all have a drink there.
05:14It's a Sloan, Knightsbridge.
05:16His name's Caffin.
05:17John Caffin.
05:18Good night, John.
05:19It's all right.
05:24I'll find you a bit of paper.
05:25That's right.
05:26Got a pen?
05:27Yeah.
05:30Was it Caffin?
05:32Yeah.
05:34John Caffin.
05:36I can deliver that video tomorrow.
05:39Where will I find you?
05:40Well, do you know Gil's Benny Shop?
05:42It's my hotel.
05:44It's King Henry's Row.
05:46Do you know it?
05:46Oh, suss it.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Well, if I'm not there, then I'll know where to find me.
05:50Yeah.
05:51You gonna come here for one?
05:52Nah, I think I'll call it a day.
05:54Yeah.
05:55He's not a bad judge.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Listen.
06:01You're a gambling man.
06:02Yeah.
06:04Merrily we roll along.
06:05Brighton.
06:06Tomorrow.
06:08The trainer's wife's a personal friend.
06:12I'll see you tomorrow.
06:14Right.
06:15The next shaft's on me, all right?
06:18If I had been in the engineers instead of the takeoff, I could have been an architect,
06:23can I?
06:23Instead of a bloody accountant, huh?
06:25Hey!
06:26All right.
06:26Oh, hello.
06:27Hello.
06:28Do you want a drink?
06:29Oh, I'm looking for Jack.
06:30You won't find her here.
06:31Horse guard.
06:32Oh, yeah.
06:33That's what she'd really prefer.
06:34Yeah.
06:34Love her.
06:35Horse guard.
06:36Yeah.
06:36Trouble is, I can't bloody ride.
06:46She's gone.
06:49Oh, no.
07:04Hang on, mate.
07:05Can't be a minute.
07:06Okay, John.
07:06All right.
07:24What are you doing?
07:28I need some money.
07:30Are you going to have a bet on what time the dawn comes up?
07:33I'd get a minicab, didn't I?
07:34And if you remember, you were carrying all the bread.
07:37Why didn't you stay?
07:38I'm sure she'd have loved it.
07:43Twenty cents.
07:44I need twenty cents.
07:46Twenty pounds?
07:47What did he do?
07:47Bring you via Scotland?
07:50It's the middle of the night.
08:15It's the middle of the night.
08:18I know.
08:18What were you doing, tucking her in?
08:20Do you mind?
08:23Do you mind?
08:23Some of us have got to get up for school in the morning.
08:43Debbie, why can't you concentrate?
08:46Oh, we need a new one.
08:48All right, then.
08:49You buy it.
08:52Waste.
08:53Oh, I like it first.
08:54All right, take it out.
08:54Go on.
08:55Butter it.
08:56Oh, we are married this morning, aren't we?
08:59Just watch it, Debs, all right?
09:01Because I'm not in the mood.
09:02Oh.
09:03One set of rules for you and another set for me.
09:06What's that supposed to mean?
09:07Oh, nothing.
09:10You two are worse than a couple of kids.
09:13What was all that about last night?
09:15Nothing.
09:16Oh, a very loud nothing, if I may say so.
09:21You know, if this goes on, I'm going to have to report you
09:24to the NSPCC.
09:27Where's Robbie?
09:29He's eating out.
09:31Is he?
09:32Well, he said you might turn the breakfast plates into a Greek dance.
09:35Very funny.
09:50Morning.
09:52Good God, what are you doing?
09:54Um, it's all right.
09:56I'll put a cigar out in the bin.
09:57It'll be all right.
10:02Hey, um, did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
10:05Oh, yes.
10:06Yes, thanks.
10:06It's, um, it's good for business to do like that, don't you think?
10:09I mean, they say you shouldn't mix business with pleasure, but, um, I disagree.
10:14Robbie get back on?
10:16Eventually.
10:17It seems he turned up just after we left.
10:20Mm, so he said.
10:21Yeah, he had a couple of drinks with Alison.
10:23They seem to be going on very well.
10:25Hmm, well, I'd better get on with the day.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Oh, um, look, don't forget the vet people are coming, will you?
10:33They're here.
10:34Oh, God, they're early.
10:53Oh, God, they're early.
11:07They're early.
11:08They're early.
11:08They're early.
11:08We're rolling on.
11:09Brighton.
11:10I think I'll go and eat Gil with a 50.
11:12Put a dollar on for me, will you?
11:14Yeah, Rob.
11:15Hello, Dick.
11:16Where were you last night?
11:18Couldn't make it.
11:19Oh, yeah.
11:21There was Miss Wally there.
11:22He was giving it away.
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:25Who's his mother?
11:26Brother-in-laws.
11:27Me and my sister are doing a fortnight on the cost of fortune.
11:29Listen, what do you know about videos?
11:31What do you want to know?
11:32Well, you know the market.
11:33I mean, do they go well?
11:34Have you got some?
11:35Well, yeah, yeah, I might have, yeah.
11:37Listen, you get hold of them.
11:38I'll get rid of them.
11:38Yeah?
11:39Yeah.
11:39I've got to shoot, Rob.
11:40See you tonight, mate.
11:42It might be.
11:42Yeah, I'll see ya.
11:45Yeah, Charlie.
11:47Personal delivery.
11:48Shaken, not stirred.
11:49You'll put cream in my saucer any time.
11:52What's your tooth on it?
11:54One's for my teeth, the other's for his arse up.
11:55I didn't know he got a dodgy stomach.
11:57You're joking.
11:58He's a walking chemist shop.
12:00Where is he, Ferret?
12:02It's all right.
12:03He's tied up outside the green grocers.
12:06Thank you for that.
12:07Walking Elfet is a yawn, mate.
12:09Turn it up.
12:10I want to wear last night's dogs.
12:13God's sake, Ferret, what's wrong with the papers?
12:16Well, you're no soppy.
12:17He likes to wear it personally.
12:22It's up for pictures, innit?
12:24Not again.
12:26Joan, I told you not to touch it.
12:27Must oblige in the client's school.
12:29Again.
12:33You'll have to get a new one.
12:35Oh, shut up.
12:36If that goes wrong again this afternoon, you're gonna be out of business.
12:39And it will never get better if you pick it.
12:41Robbie, I could do without you this morning, so please clear off.
12:44What about my dogs?
12:46I'll pop you in off the black in a minute.
12:49Don't worry, Ferret.
12:50I'll read a message.
12:50It's not the same.
12:52I'll put a crackle in my voice.
12:53No, seriously, Gil.
12:54Do you want a new one?
12:55I told you to clear off.
12:56No, I met this geezer last night.
12:57He's in the electronics game.
12:59You see, you might be able to put something your way.
13:00Righty.
13:01It's worth a try, innit?
13:06There you are.
13:06I've won.
13:07That's all I need.
13:08Reverse forecast.
13:10Would you like me to get out the wheel ballo and go down the bank now?
13:13Or will you accept a check?
13:17Oh, no.
13:19Do you want me to have a word?
13:20Do what you like.
13:21I've done it again.
13:23Arringate!
13:25Shut up.
13:26Don't worry, Gil.
13:27He'll give you all back this afternoon.
13:28Not if the tunnel ain't working.
13:30I won't.
13:30I'll be up the mecca.
13:32Merrily we roll along.
13:33Eh?
13:34To North.
13:35Never.
13:35Brighton.
13:37What caught in one evil money favourite?
13:40Yeah, I see.
13:41Fault at the other end of the line.
13:45Oh, shit.
13:47£50 win.
13:49Merrily we roll along.
13:50Two o'clock Brighton, Joanie.
14:04Everything all right?
14:06Fine.
14:09Problems?
14:11No, no.
14:14Make me feel a bit spooky, that's all.
14:16You know, interrogation.
14:19God, it reminds me of school.
14:22You look exhausted.
14:25Did they take the books?
14:27Well, they have to.
14:29Oh, of course.
14:33No problems.
14:36Oh, come on, Henry.
14:39Let's call it a day.
14:41Hmm?
14:42Come on, let's go out.
14:43Let's do something different.
14:45How do you mean?
14:46School.
14:48Let's play truant.
14:51Yeah.
14:52I'll ring for a table.
14:54No.
14:55Come on.
14:55Let's be original for a change.
14:57I don't ask much, do I?
15:00But this is a live match.
15:02Oh, I'm sick to death of you when you're coming in football.
15:05Tell me.
15:05Yeah, it's like living with a couple of kids.
15:07It's all very well for you, Robbie.
15:09You reckon?
15:10Well, this is all it's rucking about, of course.
15:12Oh, we want to see boring old football match tonight, and I won't let him.
15:15Why can't he go round and see it at his own place?
15:19Philippine Piranation Street.
15:20Is that what it's all about?
15:22I'm off.
15:23Over the farm.
15:24Hey, Tom.
15:24Hang on a minute.
15:25Give us a lift over the gills.
15:27The exercise will do you good.
15:33Sure, he's got it bad, hasn't he?
15:34Oh, silly old sod.
15:39Do you know what you two need?
15:41Yeah.
15:42Two houses and two tellies.
15:44Oh, a video!
15:46Oh, that money grows on trees.
15:49Two houses, two tellies.
15:52Two washing machines.
16:01Five hundred sods.
16:02I don't believe it.
16:04I told you.
16:05That's the difference between you and me.
16:06I was prepared to wager.
16:08Oh, well.
16:09What?
16:10I forgot George's dollar.
16:12Two pound fifty ain't gonna break, is it?
16:14Well, it's a principle for it.
16:15It's a principle.
16:19How's it going?
16:21That horse you gave me just come in at ten to one.
16:23What do you have on it?
16:24Nothing.
16:25Nothing?
16:26I'm not a gambling man.
16:27Now, listen.
16:28Any more like that, I'll do the gambling for you.
16:30Did you bring one?
16:31Yeah, it's in the car.
16:31Oh, I see.
16:35Oh, not again.
16:37Gil!
16:37Gil, I'm sick of this stuff.
16:41I'm going up the mecca.
16:42A regular feature of this desirable establishment.
16:46I was telling him this morning that you've been in the line of business for a while.
16:49You could probably fix it up with something and do the job properly.
16:52Yeah.
16:52Yeah.
16:53As a matter of fact, I think I could.
16:55Yeah?
16:55Yeah.
16:57How much?
17:01I'm sure we can talk something about it.
17:03I'll think about it.
17:05Meet you in the railway at six, Gil.
17:07Drinks are on me.
17:09I should think so, too.
17:17Bring your lady.
17:18We'll make an evening of it.
17:20Yeah, thanks.
17:20I'm free, Robbie.
17:23So am I.
17:24Why don't you come as well?
17:27I might just do that.
17:43There you are.
17:46It's all there.
17:47Machine.
17:48Book of instructions.
17:51Leads.
17:52Jack plugs.
17:53Oh, and there's a free tape.
17:55Oh, that's terrific, Steve Tom.
17:59You live here, do you?
18:01No, no.
18:02Me mum does.
18:03She's a surprise present, you love.
18:05Anyway, thanks very much.
18:06See ya.
18:06See ya.
18:07See ya.
18:34See ya.
18:36Laurie at the office.
18:37She's out to lunch.
18:39It was a bloody late lunch.
18:44This is better, isn't it?
18:46Than what?
18:47A smoke-filled restaurant.
18:50Hmm.
18:52Certainly no tips at the end.
19:03You know, my dad, he needs to take me fishing.
19:09I've forgotten you.
19:13Riverbank.
19:15Jam sandwiches and a flask of tea.
19:19I wonder what he thinks of the business now.
19:22Everything has changed so much.
19:26It's only a small firm then, you know, but...
19:28he used to run it as if it was McAlpine.
19:33Quite a character.
19:34You were close to him, weren't you?
19:38Oh, yeah.
19:41Mmm.
19:42There you are.
19:45Cheers.
19:48Cheers.
19:53You know, sometimes I think if only we'd met...
20:00Yes.
20:14Excuse me.
20:15Yes.
20:15I'm looking for a Mr. Chambers who's, er...
20:18meeting, er, John Caffin.
20:20Who's staying in the hotel.
20:21Right, I'll check for you.
20:22Thank you very much.
20:25It's nice here, isn't it?
20:26I didn't think it was going to be like this.
20:29Hello.
20:29Hello.
20:30Welcome.
20:35Where are the other two?
20:36Couldn't get hold of my jam.
20:38And that Gil's arse has given him a pain in his pocket.
20:40That winner of yours didn't exactly make his day.
20:43I've got the gear for him.
20:45It's in the car.
20:46Sorry about that.
20:50Forget it.
20:51Come and have a drink.
20:53Tough.
20:54Gil's had enough of me this time.
20:56I know, but you think she'd do it deliberately.
20:58Well, I do.
21:00Now let's see what we got.
21:02I don't think you know anything about this, Tom.
21:05Give over, will you?
21:07Had to know about everything on the railways we did.
21:18Good.
21:19Good picture, isn't it?
21:22There must be something wrong with it.
21:24Something wrong with you, Warlight.
21:25Now don't touch it.
21:28Move!
21:29Move!
21:35That's me.
21:36Cheers.
21:41Terrible thing, jet lag.
21:42Well, it is to me.
21:44Why is that?
21:45I've done a deal with that gentleman.
21:48Things are looking good.
21:50Congratulations.
21:53I'll go and try again.
21:59Nice man.
22:01One of your own.
22:02What does he do exactly?
22:04Apart from gambling.
22:06He sticks his fingers up at the world and spits in its eye.
22:11I'm glad you came.
22:13Are you?
22:15Very.
22:26It's a nice place.
22:28You're a very attractive lady.
22:31This is leading where I think it is.
22:34You don't need the preamble.
22:37I mean it.
22:41Do you?
22:42Yeah.
22:48Why is it people find it difficult to accept compliments?
22:53Because they're usually not meant.
22:56Why do you think I suggested you came here tonight?
23:08Come on.
23:13Come on.
23:15Come on.
23:27Did you?
23:31You should be playing for England.
23:32I think they're fixed.
23:33They're going to come up and hit them.
23:35I think they're right.
23:35But you can't do this.
23:37You're absolutely right.
23:38I can't.
23:39Again again.
23:39Go on.
23:41Oh no.
23:41The lady says it's fixed.
23:43I think she's right.
23:57Come on.
23:57Just the two of us.
23:58Men.
23:59Alone.
24:00They asked me what I wanted to do.
24:02Farm fairs I said.
24:03I was all a six at the time.
24:05So we spent the entire weekend touring all the East Coast fairs.
24:09Clacton.
24:10Walton.
24:11Yarmouth.
24:12It's absolutely wonderful.
24:27It's the business of the future, isn't it?
24:29How much?
24:30How much would you need to have a piece of it?
24:32Open your own premises, sir.
24:34It depends.
24:35I'm not into retail anyway.
24:37You see, at the moment I'm trying to fix up a wholesale deal with the chaps.
24:41If John and I could import at the right price, we could undercut the market in a big way.
24:52You'd still need someone to sell them.
24:56True.
24:59This has been fantastic.
25:02You know, I haven't felt this irresponsible for years.
25:08I don't know.
25:08What about Allison?
25:09It's a new partner.
25:13Probably wouldn't be in there, wasn't it, I don't know?
25:17What about Robbie?
25:19They're not married, you know?
25:22Do you think they will ever have them?
25:26I don't know.
25:51I'm always skimming them when you're used to.
25:53Oh, Teddy Biggs, don't know.
25:55You're mad, you are.
25:56Oh, nothing, it's like this.
25:58You said it.
26:00Do you want a hot dog or what?
26:01Oh, get off me.
26:02Oh, come on, where's your sense of fire?
26:04Where do I let me stand them?
26:06What do you need to go on the big wheel?
26:09Give me your hair.
26:10Get me up there.
26:11Come on, we haven't even started yet.
26:18Oi!
26:20Come on.
26:21Look.
26:22Look.
26:24What's that?
26:25Oh, nothing.
26:26Look.
26:29You look as if you've just seen a ghost.
26:32So she said to him, what about the duvet?
26:37I've got a shoe.
26:38I've got a shoe.
26:38I've got a shoe.
26:39Do you have another one?
26:39No, I must away.
26:41Come on, Johnny.
26:41Cheers, Steve.
26:42Smash it.
26:45Steven's asked me back to his place for a night count.
26:49Good.
26:50Right.
26:51Well, I'd better be on my bike then.
26:54I'll see you.
26:55See you.
26:55See you, Rob.
26:59Are you sure you're all right?
27:01Look, I've told you, yeah.
27:04Well, what is it upsetting you've been?
27:05Look, I've just lost me sense of humour, all right?
27:11Oh, more.
27:15I'm really sorry.
27:22I'll see you tomorrow, eh?
27:25Don't you want me to come in?
27:27No.
27:28Sure.
27:29I just need some time to think.
27:34If you say so.
27:37See you tomorrow, then, eh?
27:40They're all the same, ain't they?
27:43What?
27:45Donkeys.
28:24A bit like Fort Knox here, aren't you?
28:29Still, can't be too careful.
28:33Right.
28:45You can find the world through the time and the day you'll be here.
28:54They'll never easily live.
29:01They'll never be here.
29:08But home is great, dear girl.
29:20What'll it be?
29:23What have you got?
29:25Anything.
29:27I'll buy some champagne.
29:36This is fantastic!
29:38Pick some.
29:40Glad you like it.
29:43Do you mind if I put some music on?
29:46Oh, the speakers are gone kaput.
29:49I had to take them in this morning.
29:54Tell you what, I'll sing to you instead.
30:19The trouble with drinking champagne is you get bubbles up your nose.
30:24Tell me so.
30:28There's a way around it.
30:39There's a way around it.
31:04There's a way around it.
31:04I'll sing to you instead of you and I'll sing to you.
31:05That's all.
31:06I've got some more.
31:07I don't do it.
31:07I don't do it.
31:07I don't do it.
31:09I don't do it.
31:10you up. Who's this? Jaws. One in with a ping-pong ball. Have a nice time. Has Robbie been? He's
31:27in bed. Is he? He was worried about you.
31:56Hello, Princess. Hello. I'm trying to get a hold of you.
32:04How? All day. Been out? Yeah, so I'll go to that Chambers bloke at the party. Vited us both
32:15for a drink. It was nice. Was he? It's a posh hotel, you know. Was it? It's all right. What
32:27about you? Good time? Sorry about last night. I know it's a gamble, but life's a gamble, isn't
32:48it? More coffee? No, thanks. How much did you say? Look, we could afford five grand. No,
32:57that's just be starting in a small way. Mind you, it's not an offer. What do you mean? Well,
33:01Chambers. I mean, he didn't make it an offer. It was, well, it was more part of a conversation,
33:04really. We'd only gone there to get Gil some speakers. Why would Gil want speakers? Oh,
33:08never mind. I mean, he may not want to know, but he'd done a deal by the time we got
33:12there.
33:12For Gil? No, Chambers. For himself. Videos. And look, Princess, if I could make a quick
33:19turnover, then I could get me own premises. I mean, it's the business of the future,
33:23isn't it? There's this shop going next to Gil's. The rent wouldn't be all that much.
33:26It'd be pick up a punter time, wouldn't it? Toast? Want some toast? No. Not even with
33:33my mind? No, thanks. What's the matter? Nothing. Sounds like it.
33:42I just think it was worth a chance, that's all. Five grand? Yeah. It's your money. No,
33:51no, it's our money, isn't it? It'd be better than playing poker. We could spend a few years
33:57to get a girl. We'll lose the interest, you know. I think I'll keep this in my room.
34:03It's a good idea. Did you hear that last item from the news? What is the matter with her?
34:11Debbie! Rob! Look, you get ready. We'll go to the building society on the way to the office.
34:17Oh, bless you, baby. Bless you, bless you, bless you. Stay there, dude.
34:42Lovely thought, Henry. You keep them on your desk. But they're for you. It's just my way
34:56of saying thank you for the day off. That was yesterday, Henry. Let's leave it at that.
35:07Sure.
35:30Morning. Morning. Morning. I've, er, I've got girl speakers. The mountain comes to Mohammed.
35:36Yeah? Morning, Rob. Haven't I seen that leopard somewhere before, eh?
35:46Hey, listen, er, can I have a serious word? Sure. In private.
36:10After our chat last night, I've been thinking, the video game sounds great.
36:20How do you mean? Well, I was wondering, would you want anybody else coming in on the action?
36:28Who have you got in mind? Me.
36:33Oh. I'm, er, I'm already committed on most of my present year.
36:38Oh. The way it goes. Yeah. Anyway, it's, er, it's never a good thing to do business with friends.
36:49No. It's just that I had a bit of spare, that's all.
36:55What sort of money are you talking about? Five grand.
36:59Oh, I see. I thought you were talking about a lot of money.
37:08I just wanted to get my feet in the world of that's all. I mean, obviously, in the long term,
37:11I'll be thinking about premises.
37:16I don't know if you're my client and miss five grand's worth. I mean, he's, er, he's dealing in 100
37:23,000.
37:24I'll tell you what. I'll tell him I was a bit short. Thanks, Steve.
37:31Take it easy, son. Take it easy. Now, Geordie, when they're all in, cover them up, I'll do the business,
37:36then you start the motor.
37:38One of your boots, if you like. All right? Ooh, yeah, and then some.
37:43He comes to ask him to hear this. He's about as subtle as a crate of copper diamonds.
37:46He was in the print. He does. Just a carry his truck.
37:49You won't regret it. Mate, great team, you and me. Yeah, I know. You gonna come for one, then?
37:56No, no, no. I got a shoe. Right. I'll see you around. Yep.
37:59Come on, man. Yeah. Let's get this lot covered up and down and look up for a pint.
38:04Tell you what. What?
38:05Do you want any more of those things? Just give us a shout. Yeah?
38:08Tars, Steve. Thanks very much. My pleasure. Terrific.
38:18I'm there, Geordie. I'm nearly there.
38:21Hold up, Robert. You bought a few videos. That's all.
38:24How do you think Rothschild started? And he ended up by buying the Suez Canal.
38:27Didn't know they had videos, then. First, I'll get premises.
38:30Then I spread a multinational corporation, a multi-millionaire with a stream of racehorses.
38:35Robert Sankster. Look out. Here comes Robert Fox.
38:39Merrick, it's bloody doggies and elephants.
38:41Oh, don't you start. Have you want a drink?
38:43I'm all right.
38:45Do you want a drink, Geordie?
38:46I'll have a swift fight. Some of us have to work a lot.
38:49Dick, do you want one? No, I'm all right, thanks, Rothschild.
38:50Two points of lager, Ken.
38:52Yeah, you didn't turn up last night again.
38:53There was another Wally there giving it away.
38:55Oh, who was that?
38:56Me.
38:56Oh.
38:57Yeah, you giving up cards or what?
38:59You are looking at an embryonic tycoon here, son.
39:01Now, listen, can you do me a favour?
39:03What sort?
39:04You using that other garage of yours?
39:06Why?
39:06I might need some storage space.
39:08Well, anything's possible, Robert.
39:09You remember, I was talking about videos yesterday.
39:11Oh, yeah, Robert.
39:12Hello, Albert.
39:13Can I have a drink?
39:13What is it? You got a tip?
39:15Yeah, you could say that.
39:16Do you want a drink?
39:16No, I've got one, sir.
39:17What is it?
39:18Your mum brought a video into my shop this morning.
39:21What, she's trying to flog it already, is she?
39:23Nah, she said it didn't work.
39:24You what?
39:25Tommy hadn't tuned it in.
39:26Ow!
39:27Right, cheers.
39:28Cheers.
39:30It's Ben.
39:35Your what?
39:36The video.
39:37It's Ben.
39:39It can't be.
39:41It is.
39:41I'll check the number.
39:43Well, you have to.
39:44They send us a list.
39:49Give us a large scotch, King.
39:53Looks as though the Sue's Canal just sunk.
39:55Get that stuff back before it burns a hole in the floor of your wagon.
39:58What about you?
39:59There's something I've got to do.
40:02You can forget about that garage, Nick.
40:05Come on, what's his address?
40:07What's going on here?
40:08My drone presents.
40:09Will you make my own?
40:10Shut up, girl.
40:11Just shut up.
40:12Mr.
40:13Robin, you're bald.
40:14He's your best girl.
40:15Come on.
40:27Was it the clerks that you were looking for?
40:30You what?
40:31The clerks.
40:32The clerks.
40:33They're on holiday in Spain.
40:34But there's a friend of theirs staying in the flat.
40:36Mr. Anderson.
40:37He's a big bloke, is he?
40:38Wears sort of pale suits and he's got a sort of beauty spot, does he?
40:42Yes.
40:43He seems such a nice man.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Yeah.
40:47Yeah.
40:47He's a pearl.
40:55The clerks.
40:56A good one.
40:58A good one.
41:14And there's a lot of healthcare in Spain.
41:16I know a ê±´ of a cosmopolitan.
41:19But they've got a friend staying in the flat, Mr. Anderson.
41:58Good morning. Can I help you?
42:00Morning, love. Mr. Chambers.
42:04Chambers?
42:05Yeah. This got delivered to my gaff, by mistake, just up the street.
42:11Okay?
42:13Yes.
42:17I'm not going to run the betting shop single-handed!
42:20You gave me the sack!
42:21That could be the least of your problems.
42:23What's it about, Robin?
42:24Well, it's plain like that. Come on.
42:27Yes, I got something. But I don't do this anymore.
42:31Aren't they silly? Probably went at the wrong address, that's all. Don't worry about it.
42:34Relax. Take it easy.
43:02Who is it?
43:03Just wait, Johnny. Just wait.
43:16You're serious.
43:17I'm not going to die there yet.
43:17I don't know what I'm talking about.
43:18You're going to зап risks, and you're not going to be that high room.
43:19I'm just going to die.
43:21I love you to be the guy that's in the back room.
43:22Hello, everyone.
43:23I'm going to die.
43:23Yes, I'm going to die.
43:23You're going to die?
43:24You're going to die.
43:33I'm going to die.
43:34I'm going to die.
43:41what's this then i'm afraid you've been rumbled stephen
43:46what are you talking about i'm talking about a little shop run by a spanish lady
43:53let me explain john this one is the modern burglar every big city's aladdin's cave twin
44:01in the summer when there isn't a postal strike they work in pairs one in the city one in the
44:07sunshine our chambers partner works in spain he covers the resorts he steals from the tourists
44:15he takes the lot credit cards cash travelers checks the lot but that's just the start of
44:21their problems because then he puts their keys and their addresses in an envelope
44:29and he posts it to chambers care at the spanish lady
44:34so when they get home from what has not been one of the happiest holidays they've ever had
44:39they find that their drums here have been stripped as well
44:42so i put these keys and this address in an envelope and gave it to the spanish lady
44:53and it's good afternoon mr chambers
44:58so where do we go from here i don't give a bugger where you go i want my wedge
45:02you can't prove it i didn't come up the thames on a bicycle you know
45:07where'd you get the packaging done you've got a mate in the trade
45:10you can't prove anything
45:13have a look at these diamonds party you hanging around with the knobs
45:21i made a phone call to allison you sold a video to her one to a jp one to a
45:26barrister
45:30i didn't did i yes you did let's hope they never go wrong
45:36i was jen about you and me that is i think we would make a great team
45:44the wedge
45:46what about the videos
45:48they're outside the warehouse
45:49hurry for the day did you
46:00and you'd better hurry up before somebody nicks them
46:04does it stop here
46:05yeah it does as far as i'm concerned
46:09i don't know about joe
46:16sorry
46:17thanks for the champagne
46:39robbie
46:41there's horse running tomorrow at red car
46:43sporting chance
46:44seven to one
46:47can't lose
46:47oh yeah
46:49be lucky
46:50don't worry
46:52i will
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