- 29 minutes ago
First broadcast 10th September 1985.
Jan and Debby returns from Australia taking many by surprise.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundel - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Trevor Laird - Monty Riley
Roger Hammond - Registrar
Charlotte Mitchell - Mary
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
James Snell - Mr. Alan - Estate Agent
Keith Ashton - Milkman
Paul Gamble - Policeman
Tina Simmons - Guest at Vi’s Wedding
Jan and Debby returns from Australia taking many by surprise.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundel - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Andy Mulligan - Geordie
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Deirdre Costello - Joan
Trevor Laird - Monty Riley
Roger Hammond - Registrar
Charlotte Mitchell - Mary
Alex Tetteh-Lartey - Black George
James Snell - Mr. Alan - Estate Agent
Keith Ashton - Milkman
Paul Gamble - Policeman
Tina Simmons - Guest at Vi’s Wedding
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00:03i suppose you better have these they're still officially yours miss oliver i know i don't
00:07think i'll be needing them all right just one thing you know when i get the money can i take
00:14it out of the country thinking of buying abroad yeah australia oh really well i think we might
00:20be able to help take it easy son will you
00:29what up will you geordie you what pull over will you course again rob yeah oh i've got work to
00:36do
00:36just pull over will you i don't know why you don't pitch a tent in this street
00:40oh all right mate i'm not stopping i need this work i'm just surviving since diamond went to
00:46the big builders yard in the sky yeah well i've got nothing to do all day have i
01:10any problems just get in touch okay thanks i will
01:42morning princess
01:51just passing
02:04what were you doing there what are you doing here i can't believe it i can't ghosts
02:12what nothing no i don't believe it how long you been here that's not important i'd have
02:20seen you eventually would you yeah i just didn't want to see you yet not yet
02:29it's it's too soon why are you here selling up
02:36i see
02:41you look dreadful what do you expect this time in the morning robert redford
02:44two teas
02:54you smoking
02:56i do
02:57i do occasionally now
03:04so that's the end is it with the flat yeah yeah that's the end we're exchanging contracts
03:14funny to think it's funny to think there's somebody else living there life goes on
03:23what do you think
03:27what do you reckon they'll do with it who the people that are behind your flat does it matter
03:38i suppose not
03:43i'm sorry
03:46it's a bit late for that look
03:52how long are you here a month at the most oh that's great
03:59tommy
03:59tommy and vi get in might have got lost
04:02oh
04:02it's good isn't it
04:03end of the week
04:12what's it like out there
04:13big
04:16you like it
04:17yeah
04:22happy
04:24must be
04:26don't think to ask myself
04:28you say so yeah
04:35what have you been doing to yourself
04:40i'm alright
04:41never did get to the end of that rainbow did you
04:44you don't want to believe what people tell you
04:47i don't
04:54you
04:54debbie is she here
04:56yeah
04:59she alright
05:00very alright
05:04she writes you know
05:06is she
05:09i miss her
05:14what's this ridiculous
05:15i don't know what to say
05:16the old engine's happening away in here
05:17like a cool
05:20the couple that are buying the flat
05:23he's an accountant
05:23how about that
05:25she's pregnant
05:27happy families
05:32do you miss it here
05:35what's there to miss
05:48when that plane took off i never thought i'd see you again
05:54yeah
05:55yeah well that
05:55she's
05:56i've got to be off
05:57i love you
05:57things to sort out
05:59i've got contracts
06:00i love you
06:01that sort of thing
06:02princess
06:05no rob
06:12where is jaywick sands anyway
06:15it's just up the road from clacton
06:18jaywick sands
06:19it's beautiful
06:21we always used to go there as kids
06:24Tommy that was 60 years ago
06:26don't do that it's disgusting
06:29he can't have changed that much
06:31Tommy where have you been all this time
06:34he's gone
06:36listen the last time you were there
06:38the kids wore sailor suits as draw boaters
06:42will you stop doing it
06:47we can walk into clacton if you're bored
06:49yeah
06:50and we go on the big dipper
06:52cup of tea and a mouthful of candy floss
06:54we could go into frimpton
07:02he's only one step away from the doss house
07:07he'll be all right
07:09yeah
07:11it's just that
07:13well
07:15i don't want him to drown that's all
07:19he's one of life's survivors
07:21where can i get our order
07:23i haven't finished
07:25come on then puss
07:26here we go
07:31they don't run our buses into frimpton you know
07:37they got palm trees in bournemouth
07:41bournemouth
07:44why did you come back
07:46i've told you
07:49you could have done all that sort of business from out there
07:53you could have done all that sort of business from out there
08:24well i'm off down the stall
08:26oh and see that you take your suit to the cleaners
08:29all right all right
08:32i'll pop over home and get it
08:33yeah see that you do
08:37see you later
08:38oh and wash that mug up tommy
08:41all those soggy biscuits everywhere
08:50oh
08:50oh muf
08:53morning
08:54what do you call this then
08:56you what
08:57i'll order that milk for me breakfast not for me tea
09:00god
09:02jaywick sands
09:10no
09:13it's bill the burglar
09:17oh
09:18i'm shaving all right a lot of people do it
09:22anything up
09:23of course not
09:27she's been round again who the tax woman oh oh oh it's gone all soggy
09:38yeah don't do that it's no good to me you're blocking up you want to watch it tom if that
09:46thing don't drown it could come out and bite you oh would you make me do yeah you all right
09:54me yeah yeah of course it's all right then you going out what is it tomo a horse what
10:06that mate of mine down the allotment remember he gave us one before that was years ago yeah
10:13well it won didn't it no it lost oh well he's given us another one wonderful
10:21well would you put a knicker on it for me put it on yourself i don't like going in there
10:27why not well i just don't you don't mind taking our money do you
10:32there'll be a drink in it for you oh yeah when it wins
10:39tom yeah the name what well when you go into a betting shop you're going to put a name on
10:47a bit
10:47of paper oh sorry yeah um it's uh p p p sunny what look i'll leave it all on the
11:02table right
11:07and don't forget to give me back the change i'm off down to cleaners
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12:58They must think we got the plague.
13:01Perhaps they dropped the bomb and forgot to tell us, eh?
13:03I see more trade in the graveyard.
13:06Talking of graveyards, here comes the lover.
13:09Here, watch it, you.
13:11That ain't no lover.
13:12That's my life.
13:14What are you doing here?
13:16I, er, I thought you might like a cup of tea.
13:19Oh, hello, lovely.
13:21You've got one for me.
13:22Oh, sorry.
13:26Not on my clean pavement.
13:28I've just brushed it.
13:29Oh.
13:31Tars.
13:32Ah.
13:33And, um, yeah.
13:36What's that?
13:40I won't change my mind, you know.
13:42About what?
13:44Bournemouth.
13:47I bet you can't eat it without licking the sugar off your lips.
13:50I've got pain.
13:51I've got pain.
13:58No luck?
13:59No.
14:00Come on, Ferry.
14:01He was only a mutt, wasn't he?
14:02Might have been a mutt to you.
14:04He was marriage to me.
14:05Life goes on.
14:06Does it?
14:07Come on, Wobbler.
14:08Get a grip, won't you?
14:09Take a look in the mirror yourself before you start throwing stones.
14:12I'm only trying to help.
14:13Well, you ain't.
14:14Look what happened to you when the kangaroos went up him.
14:17Listen, son, you're talking about a dog.
14:19Still life, isn't it?
14:22Oh, come on.
14:23Runners in the 230 race at Sandown Park.
14:26Nine runners.
14:27They all go.
14:29Can't see anything.
14:30No, I'm just doing my batomic.
14:32The remainder are the same.
14:34The runners are at the post at Rippon.
14:37They better at the 30 to 11.
14:39Number 21.
14:40Sandown.
14:41Still nine to two.
14:42Number 27.
14:43One pound win.
14:45And it's six to one bar.
14:47Sandown Park has hope straight forecast.
14:5018 pounds, 39 pence.
14:54At Rippon, the runners are going behind the doors.
14:57They better at Rippon.
14:58Four to five.
14:59Number 21.
15:00Gunner girl.
15:01Five to one.
15:02Number 27.
15:03Blue missus.
15:0411 to two.
15:05Number nine.
15:06Flying fizzle.
15:07You're very merry this morning.
15:09Not a lot to say, sir.
15:10It's a lovely day, isn't it?
15:11Is it?
15:12They're understarters.
15:14He wants to see her.
15:16Who?
15:17Think.
15:18The Lord and Master.
15:19In me on the sliding wall.
15:22Yeah, well, I'll pop back later.
15:23I've got a bit of business to do.
15:24Robbie!
15:25Quick word.
15:26Fuckin' a bit, Gil, eh?
15:28Now!
15:34Yeah, Newcastle.
15:37All right, thanks, John.
15:38Talk to you later.
15:40It's been over a month, Robbie.
15:41Yeah, well, you know how it is, Gil.
15:43Oh, I do, Robbie, I do.
15:44That's why I thought I ought to remind you.
15:46End of the week, no problem.
15:47It'll be sweet.
15:47That's what you said last week.
15:49I mean it.
15:49And the week before.
15:50Yeah, well, I've had to sort a few things out.
15:53Like yourself?
15:54Well, you know, what with one thing and another.
15:55And another.
15:56And another.
15:57End of the week.
15:58Robbie, I don't care what you do with yourself,
16:00but I do care what you do with my money.
16:04Yeah, understood.
16:05I should never have given you credit in the first place.
16:07You'll get it!
16:08I will, Robbie.
16:09Oh, I will.
16:10Your milk, Gil.
16:11Bob's!
16:12Box!
16:18Mrs. Oliver's room, please.
16:24Get a grip, Box.
16:26Get a grip, sir.
16:28Hello?
16:29There, sir?
16:29Yeah?
16:34No, it's all right.
16:35I'll, er...
16:36I'll call back later.
16:37In that case, can I say I'll call?
16:40Yeah.
16:40Yeah, Maverick.
16:42Mr. Maverick.
16:44I'm not saying the source.
16:45No, you better forget it.
16:49How much do you want for this?
16:50They're all marked.
16:51You can see what I've got, Liam.
16:53Right, I've got the last of the levels.
16:55Two pounds, fifty.
16:56Oh, God.
16:58Oh, my God.
17:01Oh, my God.
17:03Oh, Jim.
17:05Oh, Jim.
17:08Oh, Jim.
17:13Problems?
17:14Eh?
17:15With the vulture?
17:16No.
17:17I'm just a bit late paying him back, that's all.
17:19You'd think he'd be a bit more caring to somebody who's been helping to pay off his mortgage for years.
17:23You would, yeah.
17:25Can I see a drink?
17:26I hate to admit it, but I'm a bit short of funds at the moment.
17:29What's termed as a cash flow problem?
17:32Well, this is my chance, isn't it?
17:33Chance.
17:33Well, you've done me enough favours over the years.
17:35I've got to pick up some posters.
17:37You what?
17:38From the copiers.
17:40Oh, Vi, he looks terrible.
17:42I mean, he used to look bad before, but looking at his face now.
17:45He's still got your necklace, you know.
17:47Has he?
17:50So you're not me staying long.
17:52A gesture, Vi.
17:53That's all I wanted, a gesture.
17:55I mean, do you know what he did to us?
17:58It's everything.
18:00It was everything we had.
18:02I mean, the work that had gone into it.
18:04Okay, I know he was doing it his way, but we were there.
18:08He was just an inch away from getting in the world.
18:11That's Robbie.
18:13He's 41, going on 14.
18:16It wasn't just the money, Vi.
18:17It was the deceased.
18:18It's like he was never meant to grow up.
18:21He haven't.
18:24Do you know, I always thought that you and he were...
18:29And here am I doing it all over again.
18:31Oh, I think it's wonderful.
18:33Oh, I don't know.
18:34Well, why not?
18:34As long as if you don't know each other.
18:37As far as I'm concerned, you've been married all the time.
18:39Just putting a ring on your conscience, that's all.
18:41I wouldn't put it quite like that.
18:45Did Robbie ever have a conscience?
18:49He's never done anything wrong.
18:51It's just he never got anything right.
19:00I'll have an orange juice, please, love.
19:02What?
19:03Whatever he says.
19:05I've been thinking, Ferry.
19:07Luck doesn't just happen.
19:08You've got to make your own, do you know what I mean?
19:10What are you talking about?
19:11I'm talking about getting things done.
19:13You're the one who makes the decisions.
19:14No one else.
19:15It's you.
19:16Eh?
19:16Never mind.
19:17How much, love?
19:18I'm going to get her back.
19:20Just a pound.
19:23Cheers.
19:24Cheers.
19:30Mrs. McGregor?
19:32Well, that was his name, wasn't it?
19:34Mrs.
19:34What's wrong with that?
19:35Well, he was a fella.
19:36You think I don't know?
19:39Was he a raving water or what?
19:43Well, I've got one or two things to settle up
19:45and, er, got a bit of business to do
19:47for the people I work for in Australia.
19:49Oh, what's that?
19:50Antiques.
19:52No, that's it.
19:55Join the club.
19:58Well, seeing as we're both in the same line of business,
20:04how about you looking after me store
20:05while I'm away on me honeymoon?
20:07Right, Ferry, we'll start here.
20:09All right.
20:09Give us one.
20:10There.
20:14Hey, look.
20:16William Stickers, never heard of it.
20:38Oi!
20:44And it's Mary B,
20:45a length in front of Fun Baby.
20:47Come on, Mary B.
20:48Come on, my beauty.
20:49Mary B, now pulling away from Fun Baby.
20:50Keep pulling Mary.
20:51They're inside the final furlong now
20:52and it's Mary B, two lengths in front.
20:54Talk to you.
20:55Now, Pyrrhic Victory's coming up on the outside
20:56very fast indeed.
20:57Where did he come from?
20:58Tom, he's a lot, then.
20:59They're inside the final hundred yards
21:00and it's Mary B just holding off Pyrrhic Victory.
21:02Come on, Mary.
21:03It's Mary B by her neck.
21:04Come on.
21:05Pyrrhic Victory is alongside Mary B, neck and neck.
21:07I don't believe it.
21:08Pyrrhic Victory's got his nose in front
21:10and it's Pyrrhic Victory.
21:11Pyrrhic Victory.
21:12Pyrrhic Victory, the winner.
21:13That luck's done.
21:15Come here.
21:17It's a favour.
21:18What?
21:19You go and collect my winnings
21:20and I'll see you outside.
21:23You're taking the win,
21:23but if he sees me cashing it in,
21:25I'll vouch and it's a key bit, won't he?
21:27Oh, yeah.
21:27Yeah, so I'll see you outside.
21:36Ten to one.
21:37He's one-a-wone-er.
21:39I didn't know Tommy bet in that kind of money.
21:41He doesn't.
21:41Ten pounds winnings,
21:43nine pound change,
21:44one pound stake,
21:45that's twenty pounds minus tax.
21:46You're not going to make him pay that as well.
21:48Times they are a-changing, Ferret.
21:50Times they are a-changing.
21:52I'll see you.
22:04Dick around.
22:17What's occurring, Dick?
22:19Oh, I've got to take this up to Newcastle.
22:21So, er,
22:22I'm giving the old darling a bit of a facelift.
22:24How's that?
22:26Well, every time I turn the screwdriver,
22:28she gets miles younger.
22:29Oh.
22:39It's nice there, isn't it?
22:41Yeah, do you want to buy it?
22:42I have to buy a licence first.
22:47Are these schools going?
22:53There are always schools going. You know that.
22:56I'm just looking for a small one.
22:57Yeah, try patience.
22:59Come on, Dick. I've got a feeling in me water.
23:01Get some nappies.
23:03Look, I've had a result. It's only a small one.
23:07But I got the vibes again.
23:09I remember the last time you had that.
23:11Al Brookman, I'm the kiddie, ten grand.
23:16Yeah, point taken.
23:17Bit late.
23:18Yeah.
23:21Old Jan's back.
23:23You see?
23:23Yeah, not with me.
23:25Gonna have to work my monkeys off to get her.
23:26I'm gonna give you a try.
23:28Oh, great.
23:31Do you remember when we took a bit of that bent card game when I got next, eh?
23:42There's just one that I think I can get you into.
23:46Monty Riley.
23:49Oh.
23:51He's got a small school going at the end of the week.
23:53But I don't even know if they'll entertain you.
23:57Is that all?
24:00Your bad news, Rob.
24:05All right.
24:10I'll see what I can do.
24:17Have you asked her?
24:18Why?
24:19You can't get married and not ask her.
24:21Fuck, son, you've lost her.
24:22You'll not get her back.
24:23Just ask her.
24:24She's got permanent damage.
24:26You stop looking on the bright side.
24:28Look, Robbie.
24:29She's never going to forgive you.
24:33Mum.
24:36Son?
24:38Please.
24:47I'm not sure I'm doing the right thing.
24:50You're not?
24:52You think I shouldn't?
24:53No.
24:55I thought you wanted me to.
24:56Please yourself.
24:57It's not so easy.
24:59What do you want about, Tom?
25:01Marriage.
25:02Eh?
25:03Your mum.
25:04Oh.
25:04I thought you were talking about that.
25:07My mind's not on it.
25:11I can see that.
25:15Then again, it's the same thing, innit?
25:18What?
25:19Chess.
25:20Chess is a battle.
25:23So's marriage.
25:26It's just here.
25:31Now, listen.
25:31When we get in there, just take it easy, will ya?
25:33Good as gold.
25:34Look, 80 socks when that's gone so I'm on.
25:36Step out of line, and that's it, mate.
25:39I've had to genuflect on me benders just to get you in here.
25:41I'll be sweet.
25:42Everything's sweet.
25:43Yeah, well, it better be.
25:49Come on.
25:54Alright?
26:04Drink.
26:06Oh, thanks, Monty.
26:09What about you?
26:11Box?
26:12Not for me.
26:14Did I hear right?
26:15You did, yeah.
26:16What are you on these days, then?
26:18Milk?
26:20Nothing worse than a reformed drinker.
26:23We'll be going to chapel next.
26:25We've just come from here.
26:26That's why we're late.
26:28Cheers.
26:29Yeah, good luck.
26:34South Asian Army still serving good dinners.
26:37We play cards, I know what.
26:39Anxious, are ya?
26:40I didn't expect all this wildy and wheat.
26:43Are you being funny?
26:44That's what you think of Oscar Wilde, didn't he?
26:46Who?
26:47He used to run a card school already.
26:51Never heard of him.
26:53Probably first as well.
26:55Evening, gentlemen.
26:56Nice to see you.
26:57Well, boys.
26:58Me, the kiddy who came up the Thames on a grand piano.
27:02Thought he could conquer the world.
27:03Hmm.
27:10Five cards done, right?
27:12Strip deck.
27:13First jack to deal.
27:20Well, Box.
27:22You're driving.
27:23Hope you have a license.
27:37Bye?
27:39Bye?
27:40Are you alright?
27:43What's going on?
27:45Go away.
27:46Go away.
27:48Have you been drinking?
27:50Don't you look at me.
27:51Don't you dare look at me.
27:53Are you going mad?
27:54Go away.
27:57I can't get in.
27:58I know you can't.
28:00He's unlucky, innit?
28:01What's unlucky?
28:03The bride and groom should not set eyes on each other the night before the day.
28:09Superstition?
28:10I know it is.
28:11But I believe it.
28:13You don't.
28:14I do, so up it.
28:16But I'm going to be supping it.
28:18I don't care.
28:19Up it.
28:22And don't forget to polish your shoes in the morning.
28:28Compared to who?
28:35She won't let me in.
28:37I'm not surprised.
28:38Go off and do something silly.
28:40Well, what are you doing here?
28:42I'm the maid of honor.
28:43Oh.
28:50Bye.
28:51It's Jan.
28:52Yes, the maid.
28:54Come on.
29:00Hi, darling.
29:02Eight.
29:03Jack.
29:07Eight.
29:08King.
29:09Nine.
29:10A's the bed.
29:13Ten pound.
29:15What?
29:17Too good for me.
29:19No, I'm out.
29:22I'm not.
29:26Ten.
29:27Seven.
29:28Ace.
29:29Seven.
29:31Seven.
29:31Bare bullets a bit.
29:34Ten more.
29:38Yeah.
29:40Four.
29:42Eight.
29:45Three assists.
29:47The better is three assists.
29:53Twenty-five, Paul.
29:57Two.
30:00One.
30:05One.
30:07One.
30:07One.
30:08Three.
30:09One.
30:11Two.
30:12Four.
30:15Three.
30:43There we are then.
30:46So, where's the party?
30:47This is it.
30:49Oh, we can do better than this.
30:51Oh, no, no, that's all right, Johnny.
30:52Bloody hell, Flames, Tommy, we're not sending you off to the altar without them knees up.
30:56Johnny, get on that piano.
30:58And Johnny, getting ready to swing on their chandeliers.
31:06You said 80 sobs.
31:08I've got him, dear.
31:10You are.
31:11He's overconfident and getting full.
31:13Robbie, go now, please.
31:16Have you got anything floating?
31:18Oh, no.
31:19Look, come on, trust me.
31:21How much have you got?
31:22Robbie, I can't.
31:23Have I let you down before?
31:25Yes, when I'm bleeding well needed.
31:26That was different.
31:28Look, I can read them out there.
31:29They all want to beat the bloke who lost to Al Brockman.
31:32They're getting rash.
31:32I've got them, look, I promise you.
31:34You give me what you've got and you sit down.
31:38And I'll roast them, dick.
31:39I'll roast them.
32:05They're getting to the church on time.
32:29You're beautiful, you're beautiful, generous, beautiful, you lucky face.
32:35Now, listen, oldie, it's only 600 quid, right? You haven't exactly won the pool.
32:39It's the beginning, Dick. I'm back, she's back, boxy's back.
32:43Yeah, well, I hope so, old son.
32:45Come on up by your brekkie.
32:47I hope so.
32:51Now, son.
32:53Thank you, sir.
32:54I'll tell you what, Uncle Dick.
32:56I'll bet your cockle that the next vehicle to pass our vista is a Ford.
33:02Do us a favour, will you?
33:04Yeah, yeah.
33:09I'll have bacon and eggs, won't you?
33:18Wakey, wakey, rise and shine. You're getting married in an hour.
33:22Mm-hm.
33:23Hello, Tom.
33:26It's all right for Vah. She's done it before.
33:28Yes.
33:29I'm a virgin.
33:31What?
33:33In a manner of speaking.
33:35Ah, well, get that down here. You'll feel better in a minute.
33:44Got the ring?
33:45Yeah.
33:47Ooh.
33:49What's the matter?
33:50Buttnose. I've got to get the buttnose.
34:04Jan, I look ridiculous.
34:07You look lovely.
34:09I don't know why I'm doing this.
34:11You're doing it because you want to.
34:13I don't think I do want to.
34:16We should have left things as they were.
34:18It's going to be magic.
34:19People don't do it at our age.
34:22Yes, they do.
34:23They do it at any age.
34:25Got a fag.
34:27You don't smoke.
34:28No, I don't.
34:29Well, only on special occasions.
34:31You're like me.
34:34Ta.
34:35Got light.
34:36Well, I did have some matches.
34:39Some over here.
34:42Got another cup of tea?
34:43Yeah, please.
35:05You didn't know him, did you?
35:07Who?
35:08Bobby's dead.
35:10Yeah.
35:12I got married in white, didn't I?
35:18Oh, that's good.
35:20You make a good cup of tea, girl.
35:23He wore a blue suit, blue tie, polished shoes, cherry blossom.
35:32You know, every night he used to polish them shoes.
35:36Daft, but neat.
35:41He took me to the Derby once.
35:44All gypsies and jellied eels.
35:48We ought to think about going soon, you know.
35:51Yeah.
35:57Well, let's get it over with.
36:01Now, other side.
36:03Oh.
36:06He was a lovely baby, you know.
36:08Hmm?
36:10Robbie.
36:12I'll show you some pictures of him sometime.
36:15Meow.
36:17Meow.
36:30Welcome home.
36:37Tom, let's be having you.
36:39The axe awaits.
36:42Tom?
36:45Tom?
36:47Tom?
36:49Oh, my God.
37:01What's the matter?
37:02What are you?
37:03I think they're here, yeah.
37:04Which half?
37:05Well, Jan and Vi.
37:06No, they've got ten minutes yet.
37:08Where's Tommy?
37:09Well, he's with you.
37:09He's not.
37:10What do you mean?
37:11I've lost him.
37:11You never have.
37:12He's done a runner.
37:13Never.
37:13I thought he was coming on here.
37:14You're fine.
37:15Oh, shit.
37:16We'll get in the wagon, will you?
37:17I'll be back in a minute.
37:18Hold it.
37:38Come in.
37:40Are we on fire?
37:41Sorry about the rush, but I've got problems.
37:44I'm not a doctor, you know.
37:46I've lost the groom.
37:47Sorry?
37:48My future father.
37:49I've lost him.
37:50I'm afraid you've lost me.
37:52We're next on.
37:53Oh, you've lost one of the participants.
37:56I've got it in one.
37:57It's not unusual.
37:59You still have to pay.
38:01I think I know where he is.
38:02Oh.
38:03Have you got another booking after us?
38:06Oh.
38:08No.
38:09No, I haven't.
38:10Then if we could have an extra half hour.
38:12You would have to pay.
38:13Yes, I'll pay.
38:15And they'll be drinking it for you.
38:17Okay.
38:19Music's extra.
38:24As long as you don't get worried about it.
38:26Come on.
38:27Come on.
38:27I hope you'd like us to tie white ribbons around it.
38:53Back in a minute.
39:06I won't be doing anything.
39:10Do it.
39:15I won't take it.
39:15I wanna go out of here.
39:16I love to go out of town.
39:18Time's on my way.
39:19I have to jam this way.
39:20Come on.
39:20Good-bye.
39:22To be right.
39:22Big Ribota.
39:23God.
39:31Oh, my God.
39:55What's the problem, Tomo?
39:58I can't go through with it.
40:00What are you talking about?
40:02I can't.
40:06I think we'd better have a chat.
40:13I've been jolted.
40:14They've got the time wrong, that's all.
40:16I can't believe it.
40:18They'll be here in a minute.
40:20He stood me up the soppy sword.
40:23Not Tommy.
40:26In front of all these people.
40:29Oh, Jack, I didn't want to get married this morning,
40:32but now I do.
40:51Hello, Sexpot.
40:53Is he dead?
40:54Has the excitement been too much for him?
40:56No, he's alive and well and waiting around the corner.
41:00I don't understand, sir.
41:02Well, his nose is a bit out of joint, that's all.
41:04He hasn't been fighting, has he?
41:05No, no, I mean moving out of his place.
41:07I mean, things like that.
41:08Well, now it's his big ass.
41:10Yes, I know that.
41:11He knows that as well.
41:11He just feels that he hasn't made any decisions.
41:15I thought I was doing him a favour.
41:17You are, you are.
41:17I just think you should let him have his own way
41:22in one thing.
41:23Well, what's that?
41:26Jaywick Sands.
41:28What?
41:30Jaywick Sands.
41:40Is that all?
41:42Yeah, that's all, yeah.
41:44Oh, we can go to the moon for all I care.
41:47Oh, son.
41:48Oh, son.
41:49Go and get him.
41:50Bring the little love in here.
41:51I'm flying.
41:53Oh, Jack.
41:57Tombo, come on, Tom.
42:16Hi, Jodie.
42:30It's a party, no way.
42:32I shouldn't have come.
42:34Rubbish.
42:35Come on the floor, wear some holes in me shoes.
42:37I'm sorry, Joni, I'm just not in the mood.
42:40Look, it's sunny up.
42:41A dog, I know.
43:02All right, girl.
43:04Never better.
43:05You're sure?
43:06I'm very sure.
43:10Member of every political party, personal friend.
43:13In other words, I walk in here.
43:30All right, sex pot?
43:31All right, son.
43:32Good.
43:34Hello, princess.
43:35Enjoying yourself?
43:36Yeah.
43:37Good.
43:37Thanks for looking after, Mum.
43:38Do you want a drink?
43:39Yes, please.
43:40Which one these days?
43:41Coconut split?
43:42Could murder a gin and tom.
43:43I can't.
43:44Excuse us, Mary.
43:45This way.
43:45Over here.
43:49I make it dead simple in registry offices these days, don't I?
43:53What do you mean?
43:53Well, it's stupid, isn't it?
43:54Do you take, I do, simple words.
43:57I mean, what makes me think that saying a few dicky birds
43:59is going to change a lifetime?
44:01Well, it depends what you're looking for.
44:03Coco, Coco, please.
44:04Yes.
44:06Where were you married?
44:07Me?
44:08Yeah, it was a church, wasn't it?
44:09Yeah.
44:10Yeah, I suppose that's more serious.
44:12Well, it's as if you believe.
44:13Yeah, yeah.
44:14You know, you'd still do it, though, can't you?
44:16What, do what?
44:17We'd get married in the church if we'd been married before.
44:21I think that's called a blessing.
44:23My wife, please.
44:25Yeah, sure, yeah.
44:37Can I chase you around the floor for a bit?
44:39You got your hands full here?
44:40No, I'll get the relief barman.
44:42I've been trying to get in touch with you,
44:44but you're never there.
44:45Well, I've been busy.
44:46Yeah.
44:46I've got a lot of things to sort out.
44:49You're looking better.
44:51We don't need the soup for, dear.
44:53How long is it now before you go back and join the Wallabies?
44:55Oh, don't tell me.
44:56I don't want to know.
44:58Cheers.
44:59Cheers.
45:00It's London, innit?
45:02What is it?
45:04We're all this.
45:05Yeah.
45:05It's nice.
45:08You're not going back, are you?
45:10The flat's falling through this day.
45:11No, Robbie.
45:12I am going back.
45:16Will you come out with me one night before you?
45:18Yeah.
45:22You're beautiful.
45:26But we're going to have a few words now from the man who today lost her mother, but gained
45:32her father.
45:33Me old mate, Robbie Box.
45:35Get up here, Rob.
45:37Yeah.
45:38I don't want to see that again unless it's around your neck.
45:40Come on, Rob.
45:41Get up here.
45:47Jack and Ori.
45:48Jack and Ori.
45:50Now, I've just come up here to wish the old sexpot and Tom all the happiness in the world
45:59and a future ahead of them that's all roses and candy floss.
46:03Thank you very much.
46:04Now, my mum.
46:06What can I tell you about my mum?
46:08Careful.
46:10Now, she's a diamond.
46:11Well, she'd have to be, wouldn't she?
46:12Putting up with me all these years.
46:13Say that again.
46:26Very nice.
46:28All's gone smoothly, apart from the small technicality of Tommy having to water his run of beans.
46:34Tommy and my mum and dad have a blinder, mate.
46:37Oh, and as George Bernard Shaw once said.
46:39No, no, it's very appropriate.
46:41It's very appropriate.
46:41He said, he said, do everything in life once.
46:44And if you've got the time, do it all over again.
46:48And you've got the time.
46:49Right.
46:50Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the bride and groom.
47:04Mrs. McGregor, George, where did you find him?
47:12Why, Mike, why, Mike, why?
47:13Come on.
47:15Oh, no.
47:16He's almost right.
47:18No, no.
47:18Hey.
47:21Oh, no.
47:22Toby Geol Winx brought her freedom.
47:24Oh, no.
47:26Oh, no.
47:26Oh, no.
47:26Oh, no.
47:26Oh, oh, no.
47:26Oh, no.
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