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The nursery is getting a little crowded! In this classic Season 6 episode, the gang lets their imaginations run away with them as they prepare for some "new arrivals." From high-flying adventures to hilarious misunderstandings, Nanny’s house has never been this chaotic.
Join Baby Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Animal for a trip back to 1989 with this beloved Saturday morning staple. It’s time to make your dreams come true!
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Join Baby Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Animal for a trip back to 1989 with this beloved Saturday morning staple. It’s time to make your dreams come true!
Muppet Babies, Timeless Toons, Jim Henson, Baby Kermit, Baby Piggy, 80s Cartoons, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Classic Animation, Not Necessarily the Babies, Muppet Babies Season 6, Retro Cartoons, Kids Shows 1989, Nursery Adventures, Nanny, Baby Fozzie, Baby Gonzo, Nostalgic TV.
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00:07Please, please, what do you say for you?
00:11When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
00:16Just close your eyes and fix me and you can be as you can
00:38Oh, Storybookland is so beautiful
00:42Hey, there's Paul Burnham
00:45And Babe, the blue ox
00:48Babe, the blue ox
00:49Grandma
00:53Sorry, fella
00:54There's Peter Rabbit
00:56And there's Mr. Ed
00:58Mr. Ed
00:59That's my beauty, you silly bell
01:02Oh, I knew that
01:04Oh, looky
01:06Alice in Wonderland
01:08Oh, she's my favorite
01:11Piggy, I thought a bookmobile was supposed to take books where kids live
01:16Not my bookmobile, Skeeter
01:18It takes kids to where the books live
01:21It's much more fun
01:22Yeah, and the books don't get all mushed up on a shelf
01:27What the hell?
01:28Gee, sounds like the bookmobile is running out of gas
01:32Huh? But this bookmobile can't run out of gas, can it, Kermie?
01:37No, but this real frog can't run out of gas
01:40No, but this real frog can't run out of gas
01:41No, but this real frog can't run out of gas
01:42You guys are heavy
01:43Sheet
01:44Oh, sorry
01:46Hey, is it time for Nanny to read us a story yet?
01:49Yeah
01:50Yeah
01:52Corrin, let's load up all the books and go find her
01:55Yeah
01:58Hi, Nanny
02:01Hi, kids
02:02What's all this?
02:03This is our bookmobile, Nanny
02:05It's full of all our favorite storybooks
02:08Well, I haven't forgotten
02:09I promised to read you a story
02:11Right after the news
02:13Okay
02:25Is it over yet?
02:26Not yet, Kermit
02:28Um, why do you watch the news, Nanny?
02:31Yeah, is it funny? Like Funny Freddy?
02:34Are there whoopee cushions?
02:36No, Fozzie
02:37The news tells and shows people all of the important things that happen in the world each day
02:42Like if the handsome prince came to say beautiful Snow White?
02:47Or when the swamp aliens turned Bambi into a potato?
02:51Huh?
02:52Oh, when did that happen?
02:54Well, not exactly, kids
02:57The news is mostly about the real world
02:59You know what the president did?
03:02Who won the big game?
03:03If it's going to be rainy or sunny tomorrow?
03:06Oh, gosh!
03:07Will the news tell you what story to read to us?
03:10Oh, no, Fozzie
03:11I'm afraid we'll have to decide that by ourselves
03:14As soon as the news is over
03:17Okay, Nanny
03:18Come on, everybody
03:20Okay, Nanny
03:30Nanny sure does like the news
03:31I'll say
03:32I bet there's never any news about the nursery on TV
03:35Yeah, the world's missing all the great stuff that happens here
03:40You mean like when you dreamed you were being chased by that big yellow worm
03:43And woke up eating your own sock this morning?
03:46It was either him or me
03:48Yeah, or when Fozzie lost his rubber chicken
03:51Hmm, that's not news
03:53Fozzie loses his rubber chicken every day
03:55I do?
03:57Uh-huh
03:57Not today
03:59See?
04:00Uh, Fozzie
04:02That's your whoopee cushion
04:03It is?
04:05Oh
04:05Looking for this?
04:08There it is
04:08See?
04:09I didn't lose it
04:10Thanks, Piggy
04:12Hey
04:12Why don't we do our own news show?
04:15All about the nursery and stuff kids do
04:17Yeah!
04:18We can turn the nursery into a TV newsroom
04:22We can sit right here like they do on TV
04:26You start, Kirby
04:27Me?
04:29Well, um
04:31Three, two, one
04:35You're on!
04:36Cue the announcer!
04:37And now, the nursery news with Kermit Frogger
04:40Hello, news fans
04:41In today's headlines
04:44Kermit, you're too low!
04:46Huh?
04:47We can't see!
04:48You can't?
04:49Oh, yeah
04:50Well, uh, this stool does seem a little short
04:53We'll fix it
04:54Come on, Fozzie
04:57Hi there
04:58Back to off, Fozzie
04:59We're on the air
05:00Sorry
05:01Try this stool, Kermit
05:03Okay
05:05There!
05:06How's this?
05:08Ah, nope
05:09Let me see!
05:12Oh, boy
05:16Try this, Kermit
05:18Okay?
05:20Great!
05:21Perfect!
05:22You're on!
05:23Um, I forgot what I was doing
05:25The news, Harry!
05:27Oh, yeah
05:29Hello, news fans
05:31This is your nursery newscaster, Kermit Frogger
05:34With news and special reports
05:36About everything that happened in the nursery today
05:38First, giant truck makes big early morning noise
05:42Uh, then, uh
05:45Scooter drops jar of red strawberry jam on kitchen floor
05:49Hey, you weren't supposed to show them
05:52Sorry, Scooter
05:53But if it happened, it's news
05:55But the big news so far today
05:57Is that Fozzie Bear hasn't lost his rubber chicken
06:00Let's go down to our reporter on the street
06:03Gonzo?
06:05Uh, Gonzo?
06:06You're on
06:07Am I on?
06:08Yes, you're on
06:09Sheesh
06:11Oh, I'm on
06:12Hey
06:12This is your reporter on the street
06:15Talking to Fozzie Bear about his rubber chicken
06:19Hello, there
06:20Fozzie
06:20Mitchell
06:21You haven't lost your rubber chicken today
06:24How come?
06:25Oh
06:26That's, uh
06:27Easy
06:28Huh?
06:30Hi
06:30Hello
06:31Hi, comment
06:32Oh, boy
06:33Excuse me
06:34But you lose it every day
06:36Why is today different?
06:39I want to be on tour
06:41Hi
06:42Hi
06:42I'm Scooter
06:43Hi
06:44Hey
06:45Hey
06:46Today
06:46Uh, what was the question?
06:49Oh
06:49You rubber chicken
06:51Why haven't you lost it today?
06:54Well, uh
06:56What can be fun?
06:59You rubber chicken
07:01My leather napkin
07:04Better throw it back to you, Kermit
07:07It's getting pretty weird down here
07:09Yes, we'll make you look beautiful, Kermit
07:13Uh, Piggy, are you sure I need makeup?
07:16I am green, you know
07:17Everybody on TV wears makeup, silly
07:21Hey, Kermit
07:22You're on
07:23Uh, uh, uh, uh
07:25Uh, uh, uh
07:27Ah, uh
07:28Achoo
07:30Kermit?
07:31Oh, um, gee
07:33Well, uh, I guess it's my turn
07:35Um, let's see
07:37News, huh?
07:38Hmm
07:39Well, today started when I woke up
07:42The first thing I did was brush my hair
07:45Then, I put on my most favorite dress
07:48Pretty cute, huh?
07:50And then, I picked up my dress
07:52Um, Piggy
07:53Oh, Kermit, you're back
07:56How am I doing?
07:57Well, I, uh, think the news is supposed to be, uh, more, um
08:02Yes, Kermit?
08:04Um, newsy
08:05Newsy?
08:06What do you mean, newsy?
08:08Well, um
08:09Are you saying what I'm saying isn't news?
08:12Um, uh, huh
08:14Well, I think it's up to them to decide
08:17So, what do you say, dear, dear fans of mine?
08:21Oh
08:22Hmm
08:22Well, you can just have your stupid old news desk
08:25I'll think of my own show
08:27Uh, sorry, Piggy
08:29And now more of the headline news
08:32Let's check in with Donzo again
08:34This is your roving reporter
08:36Back with the big story of the day
08:39Fozzie and his rubber chicken
08:42Hi there
08:43Hello
08:44Oh, boy
08:45Ah, no offense, Kermit
08:48But there's gotta be something bigger than this rubber chicken story
08:51Something like, like, giant mushrooms attack Anaheim
08:55You know what I mean, Bobby?
08:57Well, I, uh
08:58Boy, if there was any really big news
09:01You can bet this reporter would be right on top of it
09:06Oh, right under it
09:08Oh, boy
09:11Oh, Nanny, it's you
09:13I thought the nursery was being invaded by bananas of a higher intelligence
09:19Oh, God, Nanny, it's you
09:21How's it going, kids?
09:23Hey, Nanny
09:25I still haven't lost my rubber chicken
09:27That's nice, Fozzie
09:29So, did you decide what story you want me to read, Kermit?
09:32Uh-uh, we forgot, Nanny
09:34We were doing our own TV news show
10:06Well, that sounds like fun
10:07I'll show you
10:08Kermit, would you please introduce moi?
10:11Uh, um, okay
10:13And now here's Piggy with, uh, uh, something about food
10:18Thank you, Kermit
10:19Today I'm going to tell you something you all need to know
10:23How to eat in restaurants
10:26Restaurants?
10:27Yeah
10:28Thank you
10:29To begin our report, um, we, um, we went here
10:34The Bad Dishman Tee Restaurant
10:36Where all the big stars eat properly
10:40Oh, excuse me, kidlet
10:42Sure, sorry
10:43Oh, Bruce Willis, can you believe it?
10:48Oh, I can, of course
10:50He's a close personal friend of mine
10:52Oh, look, there's Princess Di
10:54Hi, Di!
10:57I mean, Your Highness
11:00Another close personal friend of mine
11:03I wonder who else
11:04Um, Piggy, I thought this was a story about how to eat in restaurants
11:09It was?
11:10Oh, yeah
11:12Sorry
11:13Sorry
11:13Okay
11:15Golly, look at all these fortune spoons
11:18I guess you're supposed to pick the ones you like best
11:22And look at these extra plates
11:25You'd think an army was coming for dinner
11:28Never set your table like this at home
11:31Your nanny would be washing dishes all night
12:02Oh, and always be sure to tuck in your napkin
12:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:26no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:27no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:31no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:31no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:31no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
12:33Sorry, Piggy. That's the messiest news report I've ever seen.
12:38I'll be back.
12:40Oh, boy.
12:41Okay, it's time for...
12:51Hey, yo, yowza. I'm Rolfy Rolfum.
12:55Psst. Rolf, wrong camera.
12:57Huh?
13:00Right.
13:01Hey, yo, yowza. I'm Rolfy Rolfum.
13:04And this is the Nursery News Video Countdown,
13:08where we play the top ten hundred greatest songs of the week.
13:12How many?
13:13Um, Rolf, I think ten hundred's a few too many, don't you?
13:17Uh, yeah, okay. How about ten?
13:20How about two?
13:21Right.
13:22The band in this week's number two slot comes to us all the way from the North Pole.
13:27Their favorite color is anything but white.
13:30They love sushi, and they're called the big, white, hairy animals.
13:35The song, The Iceberg Stomp, on Glacier Records.
13:41This is going to take forever.
13:44Number one!
13:45Number one!
13:47One!
13:48One!
13:48One!
13:49All right, already.
13:50Here's the number one song of the week, requested by a little piggy all the way from Nanny's house.
13:56Huh?
13:57From the south side of Nurseryville, one of them is green, one is blue, and together they make up the
14:04News Brothers on Six O'Clock Records.
14:08Can't stop the News?
14:09It's happening now.
14:10No matter where the story is, we'll get it somehow.
14:14So much information, it gets me confused.
14:16You can stop that piano.
14:18But you can't stop the News.
14:20Yeah!
14:20Roll that film, animal!
14:22I'm about to begin me.
14:24We'll clean up in a tree.
14:26The weatherman's hit high and in a ring all day.
14:28You can't stop the News, we've got film at 11.
14:32Can't you show it early?
14:33We're going to bed at 7.
14:34Sure!
14:35Get all the details.
14:36No time to lose.
14:37You can stop that drop.
14:40But you can't stop the News.
14:42Let's go to our live-action cameras.
14:44The day the president stepped in the tow.
14:47In the race with the horses.
14:49No!
14:50Some talking birds were seen flying over town.
14:53My word, this is awfully high.
14:55So, look, so, something.
14:56You can't stop the News, and it happens every minute.
14:59And if you're a reporter, you get to be needed.
15:02You can only see our jackets.
15:04Remember, it's yours.
15:05You can stop and change.
15:07You can stop and wait.
15:11You can stop this song.
15:13But you can't stop the News.
15:16One, give me five.
15:19Yeah!
15:22Well, that wraps up the Music News for this week.
15:25See you all next time.
15:27Bye-bye!
15:28Time for me again.
15:30Welcome to Six Minutes.
15:33I'm Piggy.
15:34And I'm Gonzo.
15:37Boy, I didn't know TV was such hard work.
15:41Um, Gonzo, haven't you forgotten something?
15:45What?
15:46Psst!
15:46Your head!
15:47The sunglasses!
15:48Huh?
15:49Oh, yeah.
15:50Yeah.
15:51Pretty sharp, though, huh?
15:52That's better.
15:53Today, on Six Minutes, I'll show you the wild, weird, wacky, mixed-up world of children's
16:00fashions.
16:01Huh?
16:02Not ready.
16:03Hold on.
16:04I'm not ready yet.
16:05Oh.
16:06Sorry.
16:07You go first, Gonzo.
16:09Hurry it up, Skeeter.
16:11And I'll tell you the story of toys and kids.
16:14Toys that get lost, kids that lose them.
16:18Not a pleasant story, but one that must be told.
16:21Take the story of this poor bear and his lost rubber chicken.
16:26Hi, there.
16:27My chicken isn't lost.
16:29He's right here.
16:30See?
16:30Say hello, chicken.
16:32Hello.
16:33I taped him to my wrist.
16:35No, no.
16:35You what?
16:37Well, it isn't always like that for Fuzzy and his rubber chicken, or for the jillion other
16:44kids who lose their mitts, their bikes, and their teddy bears every day.
16:48Teddy bears?
16:49Oh, no.
16:50My teddy.
16:51Where did he go?
16:53Oh, good question, Fuzzy.
16:55Where do Lost Toys go?
16:57To find out, we went here, the Bureau of Lost Toys.
17:02Yes, behind these doors is every toy ever lost.
17:07Ready, Biggie?
17:08Yeah, rubble.
17:09Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
17:11Huh?
17:12Okay, okay.
17:13Get on with it.
17:16Here we have Skeeter wearing a delightful ensemble of Let's Play grown-up clothes from Little
17:23Miss Muppet, while Animal wears a wacky mix-and-match get-up designed by, uh, probably himself.
17:31Don't they look precious?
17:33You said it.
17:34As I was saying, behind these doors is every toy ever lost.
17:39Like baseballs, for instance.
17:44Next time you lose your baseball, you'll know right where it is.
17:49Here, with a million other balls.
17:52Ah, and baseballs are just the beginning.
17:55Never lose a doll.
17:59Wait a minute.
18:02Back you go.
18:03Go on.
18:07Get out of here.
18:13Hey, you're not my mama.
18:16Boy, you can say that again.
18:18Mama.
18:20Oh, frisky little devils.
18:23Huh?
18:24Oh, no, not again.
18:27Oh, yes.
18:28Here's Kermit, all ready for the beach, in a hot tank top with big red and white stripes,
18:35a yellow ducky, matching goggles, and fins, all by Ribbit of the Everglades.
18:40So, so.
18:42Oh, grimp.
18:43Eesh.
18:44Ah.
18:45Some outfit, huh?
18:46I'll say, what every frog needs.
18:50An extra pair of flippers.
18:52Where were we?
18:54Oh, yeah.
18:55Lost toys.
18:56They're all here.
18:57But why?
18:58Whose fault is it?
19:00The toys?
19:00Bad batteries?
19:02They break?
19:03Da-da.
19:04Da-da.
19:05Oh, boy.
19:06Looks like some toys don't even know who they belong to.
19:10Hey, hey, hey.
19:11Do they run away on purpose?
19:13Not according to one anonymous witness.
19:16Run away on purpose?
19:18That's a laugh, Riot.
19:20Baseballs may roll away, but us toys never run away.
19:24Here's Rope and Fuzzy.
19:26Ready for a big night of hot buttered popcorn and watching Rope videos on TV.
19:31Pretty cute, huh?
19:33What's the matter with you?
19:35Piggy, this is important.
19:37Not to me.
19:38She's right.
19:39Us old toys hear this all the time.
19:41If we aren't important, we're boring.
19:44It's tough to be an old toy these days.
19:47Gee.
19:48Kids can be so thoughtless, forgetting where they put us, forgetting about us all together.
19:55Really?
19:55We all do that?
19:58Uh-huh.
19:59All of you.
20:00We do?
20:01Gee, we don't mean to.
20:04Honest.
20:05That's for sure.
20:06I'd never do that.
20:08That's why my rubber chicken is taped to my wrist.
20:10See?
20:11Oh, yeah?
20:12So what about me?
20:15My teddy.
20:17Yeah.
20:18Teddy, the bear you forgot.
20:21I'm sorry.
20:22I'll never forget again.
20:25Gosh.
20:26Gee, maybe we all better go find our old toys.
20:30Yeah.
20:31Yeah.
20:31Yeah, that is lovely.
20:33But is it too late?
20:35What about your toys?
20:37How many of your mitts and blocks and cars and dolls have ended up here, from the Bureau of Lost
20:44Toys?
20:45Guys, this is your roving reporter, signing off.
20:51Needle.
20:52My old jump rope.
20:54And my old kazoo.
20:57Whoa.
20:58Here's my whirligig.
21:00What does that do, Gonzo?
21:01I don't know.
21:02But I always loved it.
21:04Gosh, if we hadn't watched the nursery news, we never would have found out how our lost toys fell.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Now we know why Nanny watches the news.
21:14We do?
21:15Why?
21:16Fawzie!
21:17What?
21:18She watches so she knows what's going on in the world.
21:21Right.
21:22That must be how grown-ups know so much about everything.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Hi, kids.
21:28Hi, Nanny.
21:30It's almost nap time.
21:31Now get into your cribs, and I'll be intrigued to read you a story in a minute.
21:39Me find.
21:40Me find.
21:43Boy, this is great having our toys back.
21:47Yeah.
21:47It's kind of like having our old friends back.
21:51Hey, speaking of friends, where's Scooter?
21:54Yeah, where are you?
21:55Yeah, where are you?
21:56Yeah, where are you?
21:56Yeah, where are you?
21:58Yeah, where are you?
22:01Hello.
22:02Do you ever go to bed with two socks on and then wake up with only one?
22:07I do.
22:08Where do those socks go, anyway?
22:11And do you ever wonder how they get a whole cow in here?
22:15Yeah.
22:16Must be a pretty small cow.
22:18And Moo, what's this cow saying, anyway?
22:22Probably asking to get out.
22:24I know I would.
22:26And if the moon is made of cheese, why isn't it spoiled by now?
22:31There you are, Scooter.
22:33Huh?
22:34Oh, hi, Nanny.
22:36You're supposed to be in the crib for your nap.
22:41Did you ever have your Nanny pick you up and carry you away right in the middle of your TV
22:46show?
22:47I just did.
22:51There, that's better.
22:52Now, once upon a time...
22:56So it's about time to say...
23:00Go, baby.
23:05Not yet, animals.
23:08Oopsie.
23:09Be back.
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