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00:00Right, but mostly hot and clots.
00:02Since you've got so much information, can you tell us why it smells like skunk outside the studio of Hollywood
00:06here?
00:07Maybe Sam?
00:09Sam, do you know why that is?
00:10I don't know.
00:58I don't know.
01:00I don't know.
01:09Okay.
01:10Okay, now.
01:12Happy birthday.
01:14Well, thank you.
01:15Thank you very much.
01:23Are you excited to see all your friends at daycare?
01:26Yeah.
01:26Oh, did you notice anything in the bathroom?
01:31Besides making wrinkles, huh?
01:33It's right by the toilet.
01:37You pregnant?
01:38Yes.
01:41Well, that's great.
01:42Congratulations.
01:44Congratulations?
01:44To whom?
01:47Come on, what am I supposed to say?
01:48Nothing.
01:48To you?
01:49To us?
01:49To all of us.
01:51Brenda, what's the matter?
01:52No, nothing.
01:53Thank you for your hearty congratulations.
01:55Come on, honey.
01:56Are you sure it's positive?
01:57There you go, honey.
01:58Maya's going to be late.
01:59Brenda, I'm happy.
02:01I...
02:02Grab a hole.
02:03Come on, baby.
02:04Brenda.
02:05It's you tonight.
02:05I've got to get ready for work.
02:06I'm happy.
02:06Just tell me again.
02:07Let's get it.
02:16Fuck.
02:18Have you seen my ski-or-rack shirt anywhere?
02:20Oh, you had it on last night.
02:22Yeah, I didn't ask whether I had it on last night.
02:24I asked whether you've seen it.
02:25I haven't.
02:28Shit!
02:29What is your problem?
02:32Nothing.
02:33I just don't think I can wear clothes today.
02:36Well, don't you have class?
02:38Nothing feels right.
02:41Look, maybe you should, like, see a doctor or something.
02:44For what?
02:45I don't know.
02:46Dry skin?
02:48Are you fucking serious?
02:49Well, yeah.
02:49I mean, if you...
02:50Look, I don't know.
02:51Every day with you, it's like a bigger problem.
02:52Not everything is something that you can medicate, Claire.
02:55I know that.
02:57It's just my clothes are...
03:00all heavy today.
03:02Or something.
03:03I want my ski-or-rack shirt.
03:07Okay, I'll help you find it.
03:09Okay, thanks.
03:13That's all I wanted was some help.
03:16Okay.
03:21Okay.
03:23Shit, I feel like I still have something on.
03:27Mary, Keith and David have something they want to ask you.
03:31I'm on pins and needles.
03:33We've decided that we want you to be our egg donor and our surrogate.
03:37Both?
03:38Is that okay?
03:40Yeah, it's just I've never been proposed to like this.
03:43Most people are so businesslike.
03:45You guys are so sweet.
03:47Whose seed will it be?
03:48His.
03:50So this is something that you would want to do for Keith and Dave?
03:53Yeah, I love it.
03:55I didn't say yes.
03:56Um, no.
03:57Oh, then yes, yes, of course.
04:00Well, good.
04:02Can I ask a question?
04:05Please, David.
04:06We're in this together.
04:07Ask, ask, ask.
04:08Is there caffeine in that?
04:11Oh, we're into that already.
04:13Okay, it was so nice for a minute there.
04:16No, I was just thinking, I've read some books that say caffeine makes it harder to conceive.
04:21Sometimes, that's all.
04:22Just curious.
04:23Maybe you've read something different.
04:24I get pregnant super easily, David.
04:27Trust me, it's kind of unsettling.
04:29Okay.
04:30But I assure you, once we've signed the papers, I will look forward to working very close with you to
04:36make sure our baby is healthy and gets conceived.
04:40Gosh, I'm extra excited.
04:41Aren't you?
04:43Well, I think we're all very excited.
04:47You finished with your eyes?
04:48I'm done.
04:50When I saw the built-ins, I fell totally in love, and I put my name on the list.
04:53The owner calls me yesterday morning.
04:55He said I could have the place, but then he called back an hour later and said he wasn't renting
04:59it.
04:59I thought he was going to sell it.
05:00Oh, that's so annoying.
05:02Whatever.
05:03I'll find a place, I guess.
05:05It's all good.
05:06Time's up.
05:07Oh, I was just finding my rhythm.
05:09Next week, we start our capelets, so pick out some colorful stuff and get ready.
05:14And remember, your class fees include unlimited knitting circle time, so feel free to drop in whenever.
05:21Ciao, ciao, Victoria.
05:22Ciao.
05:25Suddenly, one ciao is not enough.
05:27She says everything twice.
05:31So, give us the George report.
05:35Well, this week has not been a cakewalk.
05:38You don't know what a relief it was to walk in here and sit down.
05:41What happened?
05:43How we started another round of electroshock, because George and Maggie think it helps.
05:49But the days after the treatments are such a challenge for me.
05:52He comes home so scattered.
05:54It's like dealing with a sleepwalker.
05:56I don't know where you find the strength to deal with it.
05:59Clearly, I don't either.
06:02Have you signed up for next week's class?
06:04I haven't yet, no.
06:05Oh, Ruth, you must.
06:06You're the only version of my mother I can talk to.
06:09I'll try and make it.
06:13It's all good, right?
06:14Yep.
06:15It is.
06:20Well, I have errands to run, and Maggie's waiting.
06:25Bye.
06:25Bye.
06:44Lila was the most active person I ever met in my life.
06:47I mean, I tried to stay busy with Bridge and the angels.
06:53I'm a big angel fan.
06:54I can see that.
06:56But Lila, she was a runaway train.
06:58It's so hard to believe that she won't be outside messing around with her flowers when I get home.
07:05Are you sure she never married or had any children?
07:07Oh, she was going to.
07:09But her beau died very young.
07:13After that, she ran a resort up in Ojai all on her own.
07:18But there were families that came there every year, and then their kids would come, and their kids would come,
07:25and they all kept up with her.
07:27No one in the neighborhood got more Christmas cards or visits than Lila.
07:33Sounds like a good life.
07:34It was.
07:36Today would have been her 95th birthday.
07:40Hmm.
07:43What?
07:45Well, today is his birthday, too.
07:48Oh, how old are you?
07:50I am 40.
07:52Oh, you don't look that old.
07:55Are you doing something special?
07:57Well, not today, but my wife and daughter are going to take me up to Big Sur next weekend.
08:01Oh, Big Sur?
08:05It's so beautiful up there.
08:08It's so stunning.
08:16I suppose I'll be gone soon, too.
08:19Oh.
08:20I will.
08:22It's okay.
08:26It happens.
08:30Couldn't you just say, Roger, my partner and I plan to spend the morning together?
08:33I can't pick up your cat at the vent?
08:35David, let it go.
08:36What?
08:36Why can't he get one of his Abercrombie and Fitch party boys to do something like this?
08:40You're a bodyguard.
08:42And I'd like to get to work at some point today.
08:44Do you like your new plasma TV?
08:47I do.
08:48Then let it go.
08:50That cat stinks.
08:53Keith Charles.
08:55And you must be David.
08:57Yes.
08:58Sissy Pesquese.
08:59Come on in.
09:00Roger's making key royales.
09:03Sister?
09:04I don't know.
09:04The kids are almost ready.
09:05Kids?
09:06Ex-wife?
09:07I don't know.
09:07How could you not know?
09:09David, we're married.
09:11Roger's gay and I'm fine with it.
09:12But we keep it quiet because we're very private people.
09:17That's all I needed.
09:18Honey, guess who's here?
09:27Hello?
09:28Mr. Dan?
09:29Uh, yes.
09:30Who's this?
09:31Agnes.
09:31I work for the Campbells.
09:33Julio came home with Lucas after school.
09:34Oh.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Well, he kind of needs to be picked up.
09:39Oh, okay.
09:40Uh, my wife Vanessa should be there in a little bit, I think.
09:43No, we called her like ten times and she's not answering her phone or something.
09:46And the Campbells left her hour ahead like an hour ago.
09:51I'm sorry.
09:52I'll be right over.
09:55And I told Roger ten years ago,
09:57Roger, I want out of this goddamn L.A.
09:59It's a plague.
10:00I want to go home.
10:01And I haven't been back here since except for two-day trips.
10:04Three-day trips, right?
10:06I miss her when she's gone.
10:07I'm an Aspen girl.
10:09What can I say?
10:10So what brings you to town?
10:13A pedunculated fibroid.
10:15Shit for me, huh?
10:18And Tate and Enzo need haircuts.
10:21So Roger tells me you two are thinking of adopting.
10:24Looks like that's not happening anymore.
10:27Because you bit Roger?
10:29No.
10:31It got complicated.
10:32Shit for you guys, huh?
10:35Keith, you think you'd run the kids by laissez-faire while I take Sissy to the doctor?
10:39Uh, we actually have an errand that we need to run at some point.
10:45It's on the way.
10:46We'll take him.
10:48Thanks.
10:50Honey, the cat still raves.
10:52I know.
10:53I know.
10:56People do things for other people.
10:57That's okay.
10:58Well, I don't want him to do it just for me.
11:00Why the hell not?
11:00Because I want him to want to have our baby, not to do me the favor of letting me have
11:05mine.
11:05You can't be weirder about this than you absolutely have to be.
11:07No, but he should want to have this as much as I do.
11:09He has mine already.
11:10No, it's not the same thing.
11:11And maybe he's afraid of losing another one, you know?
11:14And anyway, let's say he is doing it just for you.
11:17Is that so terrible?
11:18We had Sylvia for all the perfect both of us reasons,
11:22and I had Josh for Mark because he couldn't imagine life without a boy.
11:26I was happy with one.
11:30Can you not tell anyone about the pregnancy?
11:32Fuck you.
11:33No, I want to wait this time until I know everything's going to be all right.
11:35Brenda, stop.
11:36I swear, sometimes you're like Eeyore.
11:40Check it out.
11:41Oh, that's a good one.
11:43Ten thousand to go.
11:47But Jason is only in town for tonight, Cherise.
11:49You have to be there, all right?
11:51You have to.
11:52He just got done with basic, and he's going, like, in two days.
11:56Then get off work.
11:58I'm trying.
12:00I'm leaving as soon as I can.
12:03Don't get a tone with me when you can't even get your butt out of Pizza Hut.
12:06Oh, hey, Mr. Diaz.
12:08No, I said the 110.
12:09The 110 to the 17.
12:11Stop for a second and listen to me.
12:12I'm giving you the directions.
12:14Crying out loud.
12:15Next new message.
12:16Today at 2.54 p.m.
12:19Claire, it's Billy.
12:21I'm sorry about this morning.
12:23Give me a call.
12:28Next new message.
12:30Today at 2.58 p.m.
12:33Claire, hey, it's me.
12:35Are you still an amoeba?
12:36Because if you are, I really need to hear some Brian Eno today, or I'm going to tear my eyes
12:40out.
12:40Shut up.
12:43Next new message.
12:45Today at 3.01.
12:47Please get a life for one minute.
12:49Please.
12:54Do you guys have wives besides being gay?
12:57No.
12:59We're a married couple, essentially.
13:02Well, when our dad married our mom, he was completely homosexual in his orientation.
13:06Only he was in such denial about it because of the social pressure.
13:09It was like he didn't even know he was gay.
13:11That happens.
13:12Well, it wasn't until he became a success in his chosen field that his ego felt, you know, strong enough
13:17to face the truth.
13:18Do you ever have sex with chicks?
13:21I don't.
13:22So, you do?
13:25I've had sex with a few women.
13:27Have you had sex with our dad?
13:28You are kind of his type.
13:30Do you guys have orgies?
13:31Okay, that's enough.
13:32No more talking until we get to the salon.
13:35They have orgies.
13:38He said he was waiting with this stupid girl.
13:40I'm sorry.
13:41I'm sorry.
13:41They told me they were going to be there until 4.
13:43Yeah, well, they left.
13:43Dillian, she said she called you like a million times.
13:45That's what I've been reading.
13:46No, stop.
13:46That's a dumb question.
13:47You don't know that shit happened.
13:48I don't have to pretend anything, Vanessa.
13:49The way it is is clearly bad enough.
13:50You know, if we were still together...
13:51Well, this wouldn't happen.
13:53Bullshit.
13:54It would happen less.
13:54Dillian, what a good point.
13:55I know, it's all my fault, Vanessa.
13:57Whenever anything goes wrong with the boys,
13:59from now until the end of time,
14:00it'll be because I went out and fucked some horror, okay?
14:02I know, I know, I know.
14:04Look.
14:05What?
14:08You want to hang out for a while?
14:09You want to stay for dinner?
14:14Well, I was supposed to go to this, um...
14:17But, you know, I can call and change it.
14:18No, you're not doing me any favors.
14:20Oh, God.
14:20I didn't say I was doing you any favors.
14:23Shit.
14:23I'm feeling pretty secure now,
14:25but I went through a phase last year
14:27where, you know, I was so shy around chicks
14:29that I thought maybe I was gay, too.
14:31I think it's pretty normal to go through a phase like that.
14:34Yeah, it is.
14:35But then we had some group sessions
14:37with our therapist and Dad,
14:39and it turned out, like,
14:40what I was really afraid of was not being gay.
14:43I mean, if I wasn't gay,
14:45would Dad still love me?
14:47So, that cleared it up.
14:49I'm not gay, and I have a girlfriend in Aspen.
14:51Oh, what's her name?
14:52Allison.
14:53She's bi.
14:55Keith, does this look completely deviant?
14:58No.
14:59It looks good.
15:01We're almost done.
15:05My mom has a friend back home named Vernon,
15:07but she doesn't feel like he'd be
15:09a good sexual partner for her.
15:10I have to say, I kind of agree.
15:12You know what?
15:13I think I'm going to stay here and get a haircut
15:15while you take these two back home.
15:17If that's okay, sure.
15:19I'll come back and pick you up
15:20after I drop the kids off.
15:21Thanks.
15:23So, how's he doing?
15:25Not great.
15:27He's been asking to go down
15:28to the bomb shelter again.
15:30I don't think it's a good idea.
15:33I told him I would ask you.
15:34No, I don't want to risk
15:36going through all that again.
15:37We should board that place up
15:38and forget it's there.
15:40Maybe it would be good for him
15:41to have somewhere else.
15:55Did you have a nice time
15:56out in the world?
15:57I did.
15:58It was a very nice day.
16:05Happy birthday.
16:06Happy birthday.
16:08Thanks.
16:14The day I turned 40,
16:16you were in Europe.
16:17I spent the whole day
16:18wondering if you'd call.
16:21I'm sorry.
16:22Don't apologize.
16:23You did what you had to do.
16:24You little fucker.
16:29Now, so much crazy shit
16:30has happened since
16:31these pictures were taken.
16:33So much.
16:36The idea of 40 more years,
16:38but the next 40 fly by
16:40much faster.
16:41It'll be over
16:42before you know it.
16:44Time flies when you're
16:45having fun, huh?
16:46No.
16:48Time flies when you're
16:49pretending to have fun.
16:51Time flies when you're
16:52pretending to love Brenda
16:53and that baby she wants
16:54so much.
16:56Time flies when you're
16:57pretending to know
16:57what people mean
16:58when they say love.
17:03Let's face it, buddy boy,
17:04there's two kinds
17:05of people in the world.
17:06There's you
17:07and there's everybody else.
17:08And never the twain
17:09she'll meet.
17:15Take it.
17:16I got time.
17:23Hey.
17:24Hey.
17:25What are you doing?
17:26Still at work.
17:28Is everything okay?
17:29Yeah, everything's fine.
17:31It's a baby.
17:32Well, I haven't lost it
17:33since this morning,
17:34if that's what you're asking.
17:36That's not what I meant.
17:37Um, listen,
17:38could you stop by
17:38Whole Foods on the way home
17:39and pick up some
17:40chocolate silk for Maya?
17:41Yeah, sure.
17:42And can you call me from there
17:43in case, you know,
17:44I've forgotten anything?
17:46Yep.
17:47Look, I'm not gonna
17:48come home to some
17:49big fight, am I?
17:50No.
17:51All right.
17:53Bye.
17:54Bye.
17:59And then we go to the vet
18:01and then back to the house
18:02and then all over
18:04Beverly Hills
18:04and then finally
18:05we come here.
18:07It's like his job
18:08came and found my day
18:09and ate it.
18:10Well, I learned
18:11when I was a kid
18:12don't go to work with Dad.
18:13It's never fun.
18:19That saying no
18:20is the hardest thing
18:21in the world.
18:22At least for me.
18:23Me too.
18:41Just wait a second.
18:43What?
18:43What's the matter?
18:43I don't think I should do this.
18:48All right.
18:48I mean, you seem really nice.
18:50That's not a problem.
18:50Keith and I are doing
18:51this whole surrogacy thing.
18:52It's really confusing
18:53and hard.
18:54Plus, I got, like,
18:54abducted last year.
18:55Okay, David,
18:56you don't have to explain.
18:59Stay in here a second.
19:01Get your shirt together.
19:04Go.
19:35Happy birthday!
19:37Happy birthday!
19:39Happy birthday!
19:40Happy birthday.
19:45Oh lordy, Nate's 40.
19:47Is that your idea?
19:48This is Jackie from work.
19:50Oh, family dinner, Jackie.
19:52Hi. Nice to meet you.
19:54Nice to meet you.
19:55So the big sort of thing with Sister Rouge, huh?
19:57Wait, you disappointed?
19:59No, no, no, no, not at all. You need a beer?
20:02The basil top, by the way. And the baby.
20:04Oh, thank you. Thank you.
20:06Thank you very much.
20:07Thank you, God, for this food. Amen.
20:12That's it?
20:14Thank you, God, for this food. Amen?
20:16Yes.
20:18Whatever happened to bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts
20:20which we are about to receive?
20:21We showed it up, didn't we?
20:26Are you sure that's right?
20:27Yeah, we are.
20:30Want some Fritos?
20:33Breakfast in bed.
20:38Oh, thank you, Papito.
20:39I'm good.
20:43Oh, would you like a refill for that?
20:45Oh, thank you very much.
20:46I like steward.
20:47I don't know.
21:15I hate you.
21:17I hate you, man.
21:18Moral of the story, 40 is only the beginning.
21:20It's just the fucking beginning.
21:22Here's how, man.
21:23Cheers.
21:24I used to mountain bike in Griffith Park,
21:27and I saw this guy once who had totally endowed, you know,
21:31and he was laying like 12 fucking feet from his bike,
21:33and his ball sack was completely ripped open.
21:36You know, it was like two pink eggs,
21:39kind of vibrating in this totally shredded mess.
21:42It was insane.
21:44Jesus, Billy.
21:46What the fuck, man?
21:48I was just thinking about what you said about the guy with neck cancer.
21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:51Happy birthday.
21:52Sorry we're late.
21:54He had to get a haircut.
21:56What, for this?
21:57Yeah, that's what I thought.
21:59Well, it looks good, I guess.
22:01Thanks.
22:02So how long have you two fuckers known about this?
22:05A couple of weeks.
22:06Yeah, what else are you telling me?
22:08Nothing.
22:10I think it's cake time.
22:11Hey, did you meet him?
22:12Me too.
22:12Lance Armstrong?
22:14Dude, I was speaking metaphorically.
22:16God, where'd you guys get this amazing cake?
22:19This Cuban place in Outwater?
22:21Porto's, it's in Glendale.
22:24God, light from a cake is such a great light.
22:27I know we should just live in cake light.
22:29Yeah.
22:30Okay, here we go.
22:33Happy birthday to you.
22:37Happy birthday to you.
22:40Happy birthday dear Nate.
22:44Happy birthday to you.
22:50I want to make a wish.
23:01Happy birthday to your next week.
23:06No.
23:08Come on, man.
23:09Seriously, I don't know what to say…
23:11You know, that wouldn't be lame.
23:13I have something to say.
23:15Please.
23:18It is the most difficult thing in the world to watch your
23:21children grow up and move on.
23:23And when you left home,
23:25my firstborn, I was very sad.
23:27Here we go.
23:28This is not about you!
23:36These past five years
23:37with you have been a gift, Nate.
23:39That's all I wanted to say. Happy birthday.
23:42Thank you, Mom.
23:53Well, I can't think of anything
23:54to say to add to that, so, uh...
24:02Can I tell them?
24:06You're pregnant?
24:12Uh...
24:12Yeah.
24:15That's great.
24:16Congratulations, Mom, man.
24:17There you go, man.
24:18That's great.
24:19Congratulations.
24:19What the fuck is that?
24:22Hey, where's Maya?
24:23I've got her.
24:24Sounds like something fell.
24:30Get in!
24:32Uh, we'll have through the window.
24:34It's so blue.
24:35It's a good omen.
24:36Uh, Sci-Fi Channel says it's a bad omen.
24:38It's not an omen, it's a bird.
24:40Amen.
24:41No, omen. It's pronounced omen.
24:43Thanks.
24:44Birds don't usually fly at night's probably sick.
24:47You think it has alien flu?
24:50Obviously, we don't know.
24:51Just open the window, close the door,
24:53and it'll find its own way out.
24:54Don't we'll poop all over everything in the meantime.
24:56Ruth?
24:57Well, seriously, what kind of plan is that
24:58to let a sick bird run wild in the house pooping?
25:00You know what, Mom?
25:01I think George is right.
25:02I'm just gonna open the windows.
25:06Open this door.
25:10All right.
25:11Somebody close that door.
25:13Hey, Nate.
25:13Grab the beer, okay?
25:14Yeah, yeah, we'll grab the beer, Tom.
25:17Beautiful bird.
25:17God, it's fucking so rural.
25:21So let's just close this door.
25:24Let's see what happens.
25:31Jesus.
25:33Thanks for letting me stay.
25:34Sure.
25:37I haven't put the boys to bed for a while.
25:40I miss that.
25:41Yeah, they miss it, too.
26:01What are you doing?
26:03Jesus.
26:04I gotta get the fuck out of here.
26:07Why?
26:08Just do.
26:09Okay, we'll cruise Mulholland.
26:10We'll go to the lookout.
26:11No.
26:12I don't want to go.
26:13It's my brother's birthday.
26:14There's a bird in the kitchen.
26:15Isn't being with other people ever too much for you to deal with?
26:18Yeah, like right now.
26:25Look.
26:26There it is.
26:27Shoot it out the window.
26:28I'm gonna...
26:29Wait a second.
26:29Don't touch it.
26:30Shut up.
26:44Good job.
26:49You're not coming?
26:51No, I already told you that.
26:54Here, you keep the car.
26:56Sid, you can't walk all the way home.
26:57Well, if it's too far, I'll take a cab.
26:59Stop it.
27:00Just relax and stay.
27:01Please.
27:02I want you to stay.
27:04Please.
27:14All right.
27:16Just for a little while, okay?
27:18It's fine.
27:20Fucking fuck!
27:21Shit!
27:22God!
27:23Fuck!
27:24Shit!
27:25Robert, what's the problem?
27:27I'm just gonna freak out by things that are moving around that I can't control.
27:31It's not a problem.
27:34Did you stop taking your medication?
27:37Yeah.
27:38But that's a good thing.
27:39Why?
27:40Because, Claire, okay, I'm sick of feeling like I'm living every moment inside a giant Xerox
27:47fucking cotton ball.
27:50I gotta go outside.
27:51I'm just going outside!
27:53Will you fucking listen to me talk, please?
27:55I'm just going outside.
27:57Jesus Christ.
27:58What the fuck is going on?
28:01Everything is fine.
28:02Well, he didn't just hit you, did he?
28:03No!
28:04Would you please stop being such a freak?
28:07By the way, the bird is in the bedroom.
28:09Yeah, well, how did the bird get in the bedroom?
28:10Flew in the door!
28:12Stop fucking up!
28:13She used to be the wife on that big, fat husband show.
28:16Which one?
28:18More for me.
28:19Are you sure this is the same Victoria Adams?
28:21Oh, yeah.
28:22Yeah, that show was like a huge hit.
28:24For seven years, and then when they finally shut down, she opened that knitting store.
28:28She never mentions it.
28:30Oh, but I bet she still does that winking thing, right?
28:33She does do that winking thing.
28:34Well, that was her thing on the show!
28:37Yeah.
28:38Hey, you okay?
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:41Next, a poet.
28:43We are reading a book about a dog who is also a poet.
28:46You are!
28:48Yeah, doggy.
28:50Doggy, doggy.
28:52Is it a dog?
28:53Yeah.
28:54Yeah.
28:55All right.
28:56By the way, just for the record, I don't know what Sissy Pasquese means when she says private,
29:01but those kids of hers know way too much about everything.
29:04I think it's nice they've been given some perspective.
29:05Yeah, in exchange for a childhood, whatever we do, we're not going to put our kids through
29:09that.
29:10Parents can have a few secrets.
29:11It's not a bad thing.
29:14I'm serious.
29:15Fine.
29:16We'll have secrets.
29:17You got it.
29:21Paris.
29:22The city of dreams.
29:24The city of lights.
29:25The city of love.
29:35You're going to wake the boys.
29:36No.
29:37They sleep through it now.
29:42Okay.
29:49It's all right.
29:54Just line to pee.
29:57Yeah.
30:02So the bird's in there now?
30:04Yeah.
30:04How'd it get in there?
30:05Um.
30:07What did you say to Billy?
30:08He was really upset.
30:09Well, I didn't say anything to Billy.
30:10He had something with Claire, and he got mad, and he walked out.
30:13Well, what happened?
30:15You know, I don't know what happened, Brenda.
30:16I guess what usually happens.
30:17Your brother went fucking bent.
30:18Why did you?
30:19Hey.
30:20You might want to wait a few seconds before you go in there.
30:24Thanks.
30:26Why'd you fucking invite that guy?
30:28I thought he was your friend.
30:29Do you know, it really...
30:30Well, he's not.
30:31Excuse me.
30:35I hate that you're always jumping to conclusions about Billy.
30:38It's like you will never believe that he's getting better.
30:40No, I won't.
30:40I hate that he's with Claire, and I hate that he's in our fucking house.
30:42Yeah, well, at least he knows how to keep a secret.
30:44But look, I know that you told Jackie, so what's the big fucking deal?
30:47Oh, come on.
30:48There is a very big difference between me telling my supervisor and you telling our entire family,
30:52who are now looking at me, wondering when I'm going to lose this page.
30:54Jesus Christ.
30:55This morning I wasn't excited enough, and now I'm too excited.
30:57What the fuck do you want?
30:58That wasn't excitement.
30:59That was macho, aggressive, male bullshit.
31:01What the fuck is this?
31:02And when you do stuff like that, it makes me wonder if we should be together.
31:05Brenda, we just got married.
31:06Yeah, well, if it's not right, it's not right.
31:10You might want to light a match in there.
31:12It wasn't me.
31:14Look, you are freaked out right now because you're pregnant.
31:16You see that, don't you?
31:17Yeah, with a baby that you don't even want.
31:19Bullshit!
31:20You don't respect me enough to wait until we know that everything's all right before you tell the whole world.
31:23Shut the fuck up!
31:24I need to pee.
31:33Hey!
31:35Yeah?
31:37Tequila shots in the kitchen.
31:40Ah!
31:42Woo!
31:42Get in here!
31:48Will you stop taking it?
31:51Just like that?
31:52Yeah.
31:55How do you feel?
31:58I feel a little tingly.
32:01That's about it.
32:04What do they got you on these days?
32:06Well, they just switched me from lithium to topherno.
32:09All in between the shock treatments.
32:13What are those like?
32:17Honestly, I don't know.
32:20I go in.
32:22They put me on a bed.
32:23They give me some oxygen.
32:24They say you're going to feel a little prick in your hand.
32:26That always makes me laugh.
32:28And then the next thing I know, I wake up with the worst headache I've ever had in my life.
32:35Do you think it's helping?
32:39I think that, as Emil Kueh used to say, every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
32:49But not everyone agrees.
32:52Yeah.
32:53It's hard to get your shit together when we're watching all the time.
32:56Yeah, it is.
32:58But when no one's watching, then where are you?
33:01Where the fuck are you then?
33:09Daddy sang bass.
33:13Mother sang tannin.
33:16Me and little brothers joined right in there.
33:20Singing seemed to help the trouble.
33:31I'm going to take off.
33:33Okay.
33:34How would you give these to Claire?
33:36Yeah, sure.
33:37Thanks.
33:38Happy birthday.
33:40I mean, it's nice to see you.
33:43Yeah.
33:55Louie's wearing the green hat.
33:57Who's that?
33:58Moose.
33:59Moose.
33:59That's right.
34:02Hey.
34:03Hey.
34:05You must be looking forward to this routine.
34:08Yeah.
34:08I think it's going to be wonderful.
34:10Oh, come on.
34:12Who's got on the blue coat?
34:16Who's that?
34:18Me.
34:18The bear.
34:19The bear.
34:20The bear.
34:25For so many years, David was always the one saying, come on, let's have kids.
34:30And I was the one on the fence.
34:32But now that it's actually going to happen, I'm finally realizing that I'm going to be disappointed
34:37if it doesn't work out.
34:38Oh, it'll work out.
34:40It's like I'm already missing this kid that we don't even have yet.
34:44I mean, don't get me wrong.
34:45David's excited, too.
34:46Oh, yeah.
34:46Well, you know, Nate, too.
34:48That's a team effort.
34:53I'll let you guys have your moment.
34:55Say goodnight, Uncle Keith.
34:56Goodnight, Uncle Keith.
34:57Goodnight.
34:59You sleepy, little one?
35:01Oh, could you turn the light off?
35:03Oh, yeah, sure.
35:04I'll close the door.
35:05Thanks.
35:06Okay, little one.
35:07I think that's enough for tonight.
35:10Mmm.
35:11Raspberry.
35:13Raspberry.
35:13I don't know.
35:14It really tastes like beer right now.
35:20Hey.
35:21Hey.
35:21Hey.
35:22Mmm.
35:23Uh, George told me Billy told him to tell you to give you these.
35:28Billy left?
35:29That's what George said.
35:33Mmm.
35:33I'm sorry.
35:34You want some cake?
35:35No.
35:36Well, come on.
35:36Have some.
35:37Hey, dude.
35:37Dude.
35:38Leave her alone.
35:38I can take care of myself.
35:40Thanks.
35:42Looks like it's cake time.
35:43I've been saving up for this.
35:46Mmm.
35:48Mmm.
35:50Fuck.
35:50All right, fine.
35:51I'll have a piece.
35:53You know.
35:54Excellent.
35:56Mmm.
36:10I'm in here.
36:12Hey.
36:13Sorry.
36:14No, it's okay.
36:15It's, uh, it's cool.
36:18I just needed a moment.
36:20Yeah, me too.
36:23Is he gone?
36:24Yeah.
36:26Finally.
36:28Uh, you know, Mom and George, they left.
36:29I'm getting a ride from Keith and David.
36:32Oh.
36:36Tequila?
36:37Sure.
36:42Thanks.
36:51Para arriba, para abajo, para centro, para dentro.
36:58Impressive.
37:00Yeah.
37:01Many years in Arizona, much tequila.
37:04Oh.
37:07Good birthday.
37:10That's okay.
37:15I feel like all I can get out of his birthday is your life is really fucking lonely.
37:21You have this wonderful family and a baby on the way.
37:26I know.
37:29I feel like all I do all day long is manage myself.
37:40I try to fucking connect with people.
37:45I feel like all I do all day long is going to be there for you, but it's like no
37:46matter
37:46how much energy you pour into getting to the station on time or getting on the right train,
37:52there's still no fucking guarantee that anybody's going to be there for you to pick you up when you get
37:58there.
38:02You know what I mean?
38:06Well, I know that if you think life's a vending machine where you put in virtue and you get out
38:12happiness,
38:14then you're probably going to be disappointed.
38:18I know that.
38:25Is that how it's said?
38:27A little.
38:35I don't believe it.
38:36Nate!
38:37Get in here!
38:38Fuck!
38:39I don't believe it!
38:41Oh my god!
38:44Well, how the fuck did it get in again?
38:45Through the window.
38:47Yeah?
38:47Why was the window open?
38:48Because you said I was in the bedroom.
38:50Don't be such a jerk.
38:52Fuck off.
38:53I did every little fucking thing myself.
38:57Oh.
38:59I have tried all night long to do the right thing by this bird, but it just keeps fucking with
39:04me.
39:05Try not to take it personally.
39:07Shut up, David.
39:08Nate!
39:10Don't do it!
39:10Don't do it!
39:12Get out!
39:13Jesus Christ, kill me!
39:14Get out!
39:18Get out!
39:19Get out!
39:20Ow!
39:21How many times do I have to fucking apologize?
39:26Sorry.
39:28I'm so sorry that I'm putting you through all of this.
39:31It's not your fault. I know that.
39:32No, you don't.
39:33You say that you do, but I can tell by the way you look at me.
39:36You think that all of this is my fault.
39:40You don't want to make love to me.
39:42You don't want to kiss me.
39:43You don't want to be in the same room with me.
39:45That's not true.
39:45Oh, yes, it is!
39:48Ruth, don't you understand?
39:52Nobody grows up thinking that this is the way they're going to turn out to be.
39:56If I could change just by slamming my fingers, I'd do it.
40:01I know you would, George.
40:02I am trying so hard to get better.
40:08And you are.
40:08But not fast enough for you!
40:10You're getting better as fast as you can, and I know that.
40:14I am so lucky.
40:17I hate that I'm a lucky one.
40:23No one's ever lucky to have me.
40:28Nobody's ever been lucky to have me.
40:58Nobody's ever lucky to have me.
41:01It's good, right?
41:21All right.
41:23Rico, wake up.
41:25Baby, hurry up.
41:27You got to get out of here.
41:29Why?
41:31I don't want the boys to see you to confuse them.
41:36Oh.
41:41All right.
41:46No, that's great. I just...
41:48You know, thank you.
41:52Okay, bye.
41:54Who was that?
41:55Roger.
41:57What did he want?
41:59Turns out Sissy was the board's share of an adoption agency once.
42:03Yeah.
42:04She called in a favor and she said we could adopt through them if we so wanted to.
42:09We kind of made a commitment to marry.
42:10I know, but we don't know for sure that that's really going to work out.
42:14We always said we'd pursue both options until it made sense to stop, right?
42:17Yeah.
42:18I guess so.
42:22So now Roger's your hero?
42:25A little.
42:31So you got like almost no haircut yesterday, right?
42:35He just took a little off the top.
42:48Where have you been?
42:54Nowhere.
42:55I stayed at my house.
42:58You fucked somebody.
43:02It's okay.
43:05I'm not mad.
43:07But...
43:08Just tell me who it was.
43:09What was it?
43:10Was it that...
43:10That divorced guy?
43:13I'll forgive you.
43:16You just admit it.
43:20Just...
43:21Just be honest with me.
43:26Yeah, it was him.
43:31Yeah, it was him.
43:41Will you fuck me now?
43:43Please?
43:44No.
43:45I'm gonna forgive you, Claire.
43:46No.
43:46It's okay.
43:49Just fuck me now.
43:50No.
43:51Come on, take off your pants.
43:53No.
43:54Please.
43:55Come on.
43:55Well, fuck away from me!
43:56But I forgive you.
44:01Come on, I need to be inside.
44:02No!
44:21No.
44:27Let's go.
44:28Sorry.