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00:25Following Wall Street's sharp rebound and boosted by renewed hope in a government plan
00:29to lift the banking sector out of its doldrum.
00:32In currency trade.
00:39Hey.
00:40Hi.
00:41Me and my buddy, we just moved in next door.
00:43We were wondering who lives here.
00:45Nice to meet you.
00:46I was just about to get in the shower.
00:49Come on in.
00:50I'll be out in a moment.
00:52Nice.
00:53She's hot.
00:55I ain't telling me.
00:58Hey, I thought I told you guys to wait in the other room.
01:00Well, we thought you might need some help getting me clean.
01:04Oh.
01:13This is so cool.
01:17Yeah, you like this, don't you, huh?
01:18Oh, yeah.
01:20Yeah.
01:33Oh, you're a nasty girl, aren't you?
01:38Oh, you've got best neighbors, Iver.
01:48Oh, yeah.
01:49Ah, oh, yeah.
01:51Come on.
01:51Come on, baby.
01:53Come on.
01:55Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:59Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:27You're all wet.
02:29Are you crying?
02:31No, it was raining.
02:34And yes, I was crying.
02:37I love you.
02:39I love you.
02:40I love you.
02:42I don't think so anymore.
02:47I've been looking for the ending, my story lasts.
02:51A strong enough magnet to pull me back.
02:54Oh, you are that.
02:57Oh, you are that.
03:00I knew what you're looking for.
03:02I'm looking for a cynical storm.
03:04I get away.
03:07No.
03:20Well, we get just about all the minerals and vitamins the bones need from things like sunshine.
03:26Didn't I ask you to clean up after yourself?
03:30Why did you ask for an omelet if you weren't hungry?
03:33I was, but now my tummy hurts.
03:36Again?
03:37Girl, you better eat some breakfast.
03:39Maybe I'm full.
03:42Eat half of it and you can watch a little MTV.
03:44We'll eat none of it and go to school hungry.
03:46It's your choice.
03:47Oh, that's good.
03:48Driver.
03:49Did I ask for your input?
03:51I gotta go.
03:52Go.
03:54Your car is blocking me in?
04:02What the fuck is wrong with you?
04:08What the fuck is wrong with me?
04:09Yeah.
04:10I'm taking care of Taylor.
04:11I have no idea where her mother is.
04:12I haven't had a full night's sleep in two months since I shot and killed that man.
04:15And I'm sick of you giving me shit.
04:16Oh, yeah?
04:17And I'm sick and tired of you taking it all out on me.
04:19This is way more than I signed on for.
04:21I got an idea.
04:22Why don't you find what's yours and take it with you when you leave?
04:24That way I never have to look at your sorry ass again.
04:26I have a better idea.
04:28I'll go right now.
04:29And if you find any of my stuff, you can shove it up your tight white ass.
04:33Who the hell you think you're talking to?
04:34I know you just didn't call my ass white.
04:44My tummy hurts.
04:51The answer is no.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:53Mom, it's not like it's some stranger.
04:56It's your sister.
04:57And it's not like it's Kabul.
04:58It's Topanga.
04:59It's not even an hour from here.
05:00You heard what was done to Nate.
05:03Mom, I don't think anything was done to him.
05:06In case you haven't hung out with any 15-year-old guys lately, they're like total hornswagglers.
05:10It was a much more innocent time.
05:13With the 80s?
05:14And your brother was a much more innocent boy.
05:16To say nothing of what happened to David.
05:18He hiked three miles down the canyon in pitch dark just to get away from those people.
05:21He cut his ear on a bramble.
05:23The answer is no.
05:26Mom, have you thought at all about scaffolding?
05:30When your house is falling apart, you build scaffolding to, like, support you while you're doing the work.
05:35And I think a great way to build scaffolding is to revisit old experiences but try them a new way.
05:43So I'm going out there after school today and spend the weekend.
05:47I'll be back on Sunday.
05:53I haven't even told Justin yet.
05:55He doesn't know his father's dead.
05:59Jewish tradition says we have to bury him tomorrow.
06:03You have had Jewish funerals here before, right?
06:07Of course.
06:09We decided not to do this in our temple because of the way Jeffrey died.
06:17Jess, if you want, I can do this with Jeffrey's mother.
06:21Fuck it.
06:22I can do it.
06:24What do you need to know?
06:27He killed himself.
06:28For no reason.
06:30While I was at goddamn Gymboree with Tess.
06:33Tess is four.
06:35And while I was with her, my husband, Jeffrey Shapiro, who worked for the third-best law firm in L
06:41.A.
06:42and was three months away from making partner,
06:46he came home on his lunch break and he hung himself with his pants around his ankles in our goddamn
06:54sunroom.
06:57There's your fucking eulogy.
06:58Can you say that in Hebrew?
07:04So you'll be conducting the service, Rabbi?
07:07Mm-hmm.
07:10I love my new place.
07:12You have to come see it.
07:14It's a condo, but it's like a hotel, too.
07:17It's got a concierge and a bidet.
07:20Oh, miss, get me one of those jumbo beers on the side as well.
07:23I'll share it with you.
07:24Get your own.
07:25You can do it, thanks.
07:27To living alone.
07:29Finally.
07:30The bidets.
07:36And to starting over?
07:38With us, sweetheart.
07:39I think I was under much, much more emotional pressure than I ever realized.
07:44I'm actually so sorry for all those awful things I said to you.
07:47Well, thank you.
07:50Are you going to say you're sorry for hitting me?
07:52Yes, that was insane of me, but...
07:54No buts, Brenda.
07:55I mean, just be sorry.
07:56I know it was probably my fault, but I don't want to know why.
08:02Okay.
08:03All right.
08:04So, now the headline.
08:06That whore has moved into the house with your father.
08:09That's seeing a whore?
08:10The whore of tranquility spa, Brenda.
08:12Has your father said anything to you about her?
08:15I mean, what's in it for her?
08:16Money?
08:17I know she's not in it for sex.
08:19But no, your father's not what he used to be, not after three years of paxing.
08:22Okay, that'll be fine, Mom.
08:26All righty then, let's talk about you.
08:29You sure you want to lose the focus just yet?
08:31Come on now, what's up in your world?
08:36Nate and I aren't getting married.
08:41Oh, Brenda.
08:43Oh, honey.
08:44Is he smart enough for you?
08:46Does he have what it takes up here?
08:49Like you?
08:51Like me?
08:52No, Mom.
08:53He's not like us.
08:54He doesn't think so hard.
08:56He wants to put a staple gun to his forehead.
08:57Oh, I get it.
08:59He's uncomplicated.
09:01Well, I've been with a man or three like that.
09:04But Byrne, Byrne always had me because I knew he was much smarter than I am.
09:09That's why it's still so hot with us all these years later.
09:12And we're back.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:17So, how did he propose?
09:20Oh, I asked him.
09:27Yeah, I know.
09:28It's really funny.
09:29It's almost as funny as the notion of you trying to build a life on your own.
09:38I just don't see how he could kill himself when he's got three kids.
09:41I don't think he meant to.
09:43He hung himself.
09:44Yeah, but I talked to the Quincy down at the morgue.
09:48He says that the cops said there was a porno playing in the VCR.
09:52And they found a bottle of Astroglide.
09:54What's Astroglide?
09:55It's lube.
09:57Lubrication for sex.
09:58Thank you, David.
09:59No problemo.
10:01Wait a minute.
10:01I don't know about this.
10:02He was doing autoerotic asphyxiation, right?
10:04Like the guy in that band?
10:05Yeah, yeah, you got it.
10:06See, you cut off the air supply and that heightened stimulation and the ensuing orgasm.
10:11And here was the giveaway.
10:12They found the lemon wedge on the floor.
10:14The lemon wedge?
10:16Keep the lemon in your mouth.
10:18And at the moment of climax, you...
10:23Bite down on it to wake you up so you don't die.
10:26See?
10:27The lemon was laying on the floor, untouched.
10:35David Fisher?
10:36Hey, David.
10:38Calling to let you know that Eddie and I broke up.
10:41Keith, I'm so sorry.
10:42Are you okay?
10:43Yeah.
10:44I broke it off with him.
10:46Oh.
10:46Wow.
10:48Yeah.
10:52Alright then.
10:54Okay.
10:56Well, thank you for telling me.
10:58I'm going to go now.
11:03Okay.
11:04It's right in my book where the main character meets a high-class hooker.
11:09Wait.
11:10Wait, is this fiction or non-fiction?
11:12No, it's still kind of working itself out.
11:14There's definitely someone based on you.
11:16Oh.
11:17Well, part of her is you.
11:18Excellent.
11:20As long as she doesn't get raped and murdered to pay for her sins.
11:23So sick of that tired old story.
11:26Oh, no.
11:26She's way beyond conventional morality.
11:28Oh.
11:29I can't wait to read it.
11:32I jerked off a client the other day.
11:36Oh.
11:38I didn't know you did release.
11:39No, no, I don't.
11:42I mean, you didn't ask me to.
11:47Okay, okay.
11:48So, I'm sure you can imagine.
11:50You know, sometimes this guy gets a hard-on.
11:52Normally, I just ignore it.
11:53So, what, is this guy just exceptionally hot?
11:56No, not even.
11:58It was like, okay, so I'm giving the guy a massage.
12:00He flips over.
12:01There's this hard-on.
12:03It was kind of huge.
12:04Like, you would never guess by looking at the guy.
12:07And I could tell that he wanted me to touch it.
12:13And I thought, well, I would be crossing a line.
12:18And then I did.
12:20I crossed a line.
12:21I crossed a line.
12:26I mean, what is that?
12:28Am I trying to be you or something?
12:29I don't know.
12:30How'd you feel afterwards?
12:32I was weirdly kind of inspired.
12:34I wrote this really cool chapter about it.
12:36Oh.
12:38As long as it's all for your art.
12:40Yeah.
13:08I'm Sarah.
13:08Sarah, hi.
13:09Baby.
13:11Oh, is everything okay?
13:13Yeah.
13:15Oh, I thought we said a probably maybe about next weekend.
13:21But this weekend is fine.
13:24It's just fine.
13:27Oh, I thought it was this weekend.
13:30I'm totally cool to go home and come back whenever.
13:33No, you're here and you're mine.
13:35I have to believe the universe sent you.
13:38It's our annual Howell weekend.
13:40Allen Ginsberg Howell?
13:42Yes.
13:43So you're down.
13:44Oh, wonderful.
13:46He was a dear, dear friend.
13:48We once shared a flat in Berlin until I got fed up with a parade of Aryan star fucker boys.
13:53Anyway, I'm going to summon his energy this weekend.
13:58I'm expecting some visitors.
14:00A wonderful poet named Basil and the painter Fiona Kleinschmidt.
14:05Have you heard of her?
14:06And a couple of freaks and some nasty hippies from my druggie days.
14:09It's going to be a riot.
14:11Are you sure you don't want me to come back some other time?
14:13I wouldn't hear of it.
14:14Let me show you do a sleeping nook.
14:15I love that bag.
14:17Why did you do that to me?
14:19Do what?
14:20That.
14:20Just calling me and telling me that.
14:22Ready?
14:23David.
14:24David!
14:25Just hold on a second.
14:27Mom, I'm on the phone.
14:28Are you going to have supper tonight?
14:29I'm making pork chops.
14:31No, Mom.
14:31I won't be having dinner with you.
14:36Sorry.
14:36What do you want?
14:38You called me.
14:39Oh.
14:40Right.
14:40I was calling to find out why you called me to tell me you guys broke up.
14:44You're my friend.
14:45I thought you might like to know when something big happens in my life.
14:47Oh, I'm your friend?
14:48A month ago you didn't think we should see each other anymore.
14:51Yeah, well, things change.
14:54Just what exactly is your agenda?
14:55I don't have an agenda, David, okay?
14:57Yeah, right.
15:01Wonderful.
15:02Great.
15:03Yeah, well, thank you for sharing.
15:05Yeah.
15:09Shut up.
15:10Just keep it shut.
15:13Worth an eating.
15:16I spent most of the 90s thinking that stripping was goddess work, but I can run my original
15:21position, which is that it's just plain cheap.
15:24I've always been astonished at some of that pole work.
15:27I once saw this woman.
15:29She could hang upside down from 20 feet in the air.
15:32She looked like an inverted Jesus.
15:34It's the PVC boots.
15:36Make your legs stick to the metal.
15:37No way.
15:38Uh-huh.
15:40I would totally take my clothes off on stage.
15:43At least once.
15:43If I didn't harbor a vague feeling of hatred about my body.
15:46You're crazy.
15:47You have a beautiful body.
15:52Oh, that's neat.
15:53Listen.
15:54Do I know the whole prostitute thing?
15:55He wouldn't be into it.
15:56There you go.
15:59Hey.
16:00Oh, God.
16:03Let's get the hummus.
16:04Oh, sorry.
16:05I'm incredibly rude and hungry.
16:07This is Nate, my fiancée.
16:10Hey.
16:11Hey.
16:12This is my friend Melissa.
16:14Cool.
16:15What'd you guys meet?
16:17Melissa's client of mine.
16:19Yeah?
16:20So does Brenda have all your auras aligned?
16:23Chakras.
16:24Did you note the tone of mocking?
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27Hey.
16:28Have you guys ever heard of auto-erotic asphyxiation?
16:31Cutting off your auras to play so you can come harder?
16:33Sure.
16:34Yeah, there's a name for it in the fetish community.
16:35It's called breath play.
16:38I read a thing.
16:40We have this guy who died of it.
16:42And it's weird because it's definitely suicide.
16:45But is it accidental suicide or just plain old suicide?
16:48Because he was indulging in something he knew could kill him.
16:51But, you know, even if it's accidental, it's still sort of on purpose, right?
16:54What do you mean this guy we have?
16:56It's an undertaker.
16:58Funeral director.
16:59Did you know what the tone of mocking and that?
17:02Okay.
17:04Please don't tell me you're one of those couples that likes to bicker in front of the company
17:07until it gets uncomfortable and then I have to leave and you guys fuck.
17:10No.
17:11No.
17:11No.
17:12Not us.
17:24Hi.
17:24Okay.
17:25You want to know my agenda?
17:27My agenda is to take you to dinner tomorrow night.
17:31Oh.
17:35You there?
17:40Well, if I say yes, what am I agreeing to?
17:43You and me having dinner.
17:44Maybe a little conversation.
17:46That's all.
17:48Dinner, huh?
17:50Well, sure, we could make a plan, but it seems a little soon after...
17:53Oh, would you just shut up and say yes?
17:56Yes?
17:59Yes, I would like to have dinner with you tomorrow night, Keith.
18:29Yes, I would like to have dinner with you tomorrow night.
18:39I'll be with you tomorrow night.
18:40I'll be with you tomorrow night.
18:46Yes, I would like to have dinner and
18:46if Sama Harm jam could be good.
18:46Let's do it tomorrow night.
18:46Let's do it tomorrow night.
19:16Hey Sarah, how you doing baby?
19:20Snoopy, Snoopy, oh look here, Snoopy has an ear infection.
19:24I brought tomatoes from my garden.
19:27Oh yeah, but I'm making the sauce, right?
19:29Do you have a response or do you want me to make some up?
19:31The Napa contingent can't make it, Fernando's doing community service again.
19:38Who are you?
19:39Hi.
19:40Oh, this is Claire, Ruth's daughter.
19:44I didn't know Ruth had a daughter.
19:47Well, if I remember correctly, you certainly knew she had a son.
19:55How is Ruth?
19:56How is Nathaniel?
19:57Um, Ruth, my mom's great.
20:01My dad is not so great.
20:02He's dead.
20:04Oh, shame.
20:06A hell of a guy your dad.
20:08So funny.
20:09Yeah.
20:10How fucking wicked.
20:12I can still see him sitting there at this counter hunched over his little rolling machine.
20:17He used the rolling machine.
20:25Hey, so, uh, I'm gonna have my cell phone on in case you guys need to call me or anything,
20:28okay?
20:28Okay, baby, have a good one.
20:30You want another cup of coffee?
20:31Hey, if you make it, I'll drink it.
20:33Hey, be really careful when you're taking down this plastic because of Julio's allergies, man.
20:37There's tons of dust all through here.
20:39Okay, bro, I got it.
20:40Okay.
20:41We know, honey.
20:42Here.
20:43I'm gonna make some breakfast.
20:45Are you hungry?
20:45Yeah.
20:47Hey, I, uh, I moved your circular saw to the porch.
20:51I know, man.
20:52I got it.
20:52It's cool.
20:56Honey?
20:57Mm-hmm?
20:57Listen, if it gets too loud in here or anything, you can take the kids to the park.
21:01You don't have to stay.
21:02Okay, baby.
21:03I got it.
21:03Have a good day.
21:04Okay.
21:05Okay.
21:08Julio, turn that TV down.
21:21There's a spray cleaner that's much more earth-friendly.
21:24Maybe I'll order her.
21:25Oh, God damn it.
21:28We can keep using this.
21:30I don't talking to you.
21:32Are you mad at us?
21:34Why the grumps, Mr. Crankypants?
21:36Shush!
21:37Someone's in a real snoot.
21:39I don't think he's feeling well.
21:40I'm feeling fine.
21:43I can't come to your house for dinner tonight.
21:45I have other obligation.
21:47We planned this three days ago.
21:49I bought aubergines.
21:50I can't.
21:51I can't.
21:52I can't stop with all the questions, okay?
21:54I can't.
21:55I'm not asking you questions.
21:56I haven't asked you any questions.
21:59So, tell, tell, tell.
22:01What do you do with aubergines?
22:02The Greek thing.
22:03It's like a...
22:14It's like a lasagna.
22:18Robby?
22:23Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
22:30Nothing would please me more, Muffin.
22:35It's a star sighting.
22:39I think I just saw that Jewish friend in there.
22:41Jennifer Aniston?
22:42The guy.
22:43Ross.
22:44Right.
22:44I'll be back in a couple hours.
22:46Hey, you forget to shave?
22:47Yeah, I was running late.
22:48Oh, really?
22:49Yes, and I'll thank you not to discuss my facial hair any further.
22:52Come here, let me check it out.
22:53Come on.
22:57What time's your date?
22:58Who said I have a date?
23:01Tonight.
23:02Dinner.
23:03Eh, it's a little soon.
23:05The whole, oops, I didn't know I was sexy.
23:07Stubble look will actually peek it around.
23:09Noon tomorrow.
23:11Believe me, I've perfected the art.
23:14Can you make the drinks after dinner?
23:15They'll give you another couple hours.
23:16I can't discuss this right now.
23:17I'm going out.
23:17Clothes shopping?
23:19No.
23:20Stay out of structure.
23:23Nate.
23:25Hey.
23:26Um, my boss was a little cold, so...
23:29I'm going to head home and give us a little break.
23:32Okay, that's cool.
23:34I'll be right here, then.
23:36Okay.
23:42You should stop here.
23:45Well, I'm here.
23:46Good.
24:35You may be seated.
24:42We are here today to mourn the loss of Geoffrey Mark Shapiro.
24:46Talmud says, better is one day in this life than all eternity in the world to come.
24:54And if they ask, you answer.
24:58Damn, my high wall jarred towers of right and left, coast to coast.
25:04Now, here, upon a time, where leaf shine shimmers, toast to toast, fear forever, nevermore.
25:19And there you have it, the crap of the moment.
25:22Oh, crap.
25:24Oh, look, we just arrived.
25:25Hi, Jill.
25:27Hey, magic mushrooms.
25:30Special delivery.
25:31Yeah, throw them in the sod.
25:32No, no, no, saute them first.
25:34You guys, saute them first.
25:36Hey, Tiffany, that THC butter is from last year.
25:48Hey.
25:58Oh.
26:04Hey.
26:15What the fuck is going on in here?
26:20Just get out of here, man.
26:20Just give me a sec.
26:21Get out of here.
26:22This is my fucking house.
26:24You fucking homo.
26:26Just chill.
26:27We go down.
26:28Are you out of your fucking mind?
26:30My kids could have seen that.
26:31Vanessa!
26:32Vanessa!
26:33Hey, she took the kids to the park.
26:34Damn, chill.
26:34Are you fucking crazy?
26:35Huh?
26:35Are you out of your fucking homo mind?
26:37Get the fuck out of here.
26:39What the fuck is wrong with you, Ramon?
26:42Do you got anything to fucking say?
26:43No.
26:44I'm just going to get out of here until you calm the hell down.
26:46Okay, guy?
26:47Damn.
26:50What the fuck?
26:54What the fucking fuck?
26:58Rabbi?
26:59You can call me, all right?
27:00I need to ask you a few questions.
27:03Well, as a funeral director, I want to ask you a few questions.
27:05About death from a Jewish point of view.
27:07Sure.
27:08Although I should warn you, Jews tend to answer questions with more questions.
27:11I'll give you my card.
27:12Well, I mean now.
27:14Oh.
27:15Well, we're going straight to the cemetery.
27:18You could drive with me.
27:22Okay.
27:26I'm coming.
27:28I'm coming.
27:34Mother.
27:35Baby.
27:38Oh, I got this for you.
27:39It doesn't need watering or caring about in any way.
27:43So, Brenda, I had this vision of your wedding at the Hollyhock house.
27:49They're wonderful as long as you bring in your own caterer.
27:52Lulu Smigel's daughter had her wedding there.
27:54Well, actually, I was thinking of somewhere more beautiful and natural.
27:59Oh, God.
28:01What?
28:02Well, you know, your father and I got married on the beach.
28:07We ran on the surf afterwards.
28:10Yeah, I know.
28:11You're a barefoot, you are a clogs.
28:17Brenda?
28:19I think you're going to have to leave.
28:23I've just got so much coming up right now and I need to go in my room and sob for
28:30an hour.
28:33Look, I could stay.
28:35I'll massage your shoulders.
28:38No.
28:38No, no, that, uh, it doesn't help me right now that you're here.
28:45Sure I can't make you a cup of tea or something?
28:48I'm sure.
28:50And, Brenda, please don't tell your father that you saw me cry.
28:55Oh, Mom, come, let me help.
28:57I'm not, Billy.
28:59If you want to help me, just leave.
29:09Okay.
29:22Every time I get a headache, I'm thinking this could be it.
29:27You must be really scared.
29:29Yeah, I'm going to die.
29:31Yeah, me too.
29:33Really?
29:34What do you have?
29:35A body.
29:39Uh.
29:44Okay.
29:45Yeah, we're all going to die.
29:46And, uh, whatever, maybe I'm going to die before everyone else, maybe not.
29:54So what's the Jewish answer, what I'm supposed to do now?
29:58I don't know what the Jewish answer is.
29:59I know what I try to do.
30:01I try to live my life every day in a way that honors God.
30:10Well, I don't even know if I believe in God.
30:14Maybe it's time to find him.
30:17Maybe God's a woman.
30:18Maybe.
30:23There he is now.
30:26Jeffrey Shapiro.
30:33I'll wait here by the car.
30:35Come and watch him be buried.
30:38Jeffrey can't repay you, so it's considered a great, great mitzvah.
30:43Kindness, love, for its own sake.
30:47Some people call that God.
30:54What I'm saying is, yes, definitely forgive your mother and father.
30:58I mean, we've all heard that before.
30:59But what's become clear is that my family of origin never really lived in a house.
31:05They lived in this tent city psychologically, so it's no wonder that my own house never even felt remotely like
31:12it was built on solid.
31:13Shut up.
31:14Shut the mouth.
31:17Quicksand of emotional incest.
31:20Shutting it now.
31:22Shutting it and stopping it.
31:23Of course, it is such a thing.
31:24But the plan would call that old blueprint.
31:27If you say another word, I will stab you in the heart with a fork.
31:31It's about the size of it.
31:32If there is a God in heaven, he will surely shut your mouth.
31:35You never stop renovating.
31:39Robbie, I have to tell you something now.
31:41I do believe I've learned everything I needed to learn from the plan.
31:45And I no longer feel the urge to speak in building metaphors.
31:49Or talk about myself or my feelings in this way.
31:53Any longer.
32:00Oh.
32:02Oh.
32:03Oh.
32:30Okay, I don't know what kind of power trip you're on, but it seems kind of cruel, to be honest.
32:35Oh.
32:37Oh, God.
32:38Keith, you poor thing.
32:42Do you mind just checking on her one more time?
32:45Sure.
32:48Hi.
32:48Hey.
32:49How is she?
32:50She's in surgery right now.
32:52I guess her appendix was huge, but they got it before it burst.
32:55She's going to be fine.
32:57I'm just waiting.
32:58It's been an hour and a half.
33:01She kept telling me her stomach was hurting, and I thought it was some kind of game.
33:08You can't be perfect all the time, Keith.
33:10That's what life's about, striving for perfection.
33:14And when that fails, accepting ourselves for being imperfect.
33:17Not in my book.
33:22God, you were so self-righteous sometimes.
33:24Yeah, and you're a doormat.
33:28Did I really come off as being a doormat?
33:34Good.
33:35Good.
33:35How is she?
33:36Great.
33:36It went very smoothly.
33:38She's in recovery.
33:39Good.
33:40When can I see her?
33:41You can wait for her in her room.
33:43When she comes out of her anesthesia, she might be a little weepy.
33:46Don't let it concern you.
33:55One more time.
33:57Come here, man!
34:03Come on!
34:14Oh, yeah!
34:17Oh, God, don't let her come over here.
34:19No, no, it's too late.
34:20Beat these doors! Beat these doors!
34:25Hey, no spectators!
34:54Oh, my God, is there a lock out of this thing?
34:58I used this place as a meditation hut,
35:00but it's been my safe house more times than I care to remember.
35:05What fucking freaks?
35:07Yeah, at least two of them aren't your parents.
35:11I'm their designated driver.
35:14Every year.
35:16Sorry.
35:18It's better than getting a call from the sheriff's office
35:20saying that your parents are laying in the bottom of Topanga Canyon
35:22and would I like a ride in the helicopter?
35:39We shouldn't be doing this.
35:41Why not?
35:42Because, you know, like,
35:45all people are having, like, end-of-the-world sex and...
35:49I'm just...
35:49I didn't bring condoms and...
35:51You're like I would even, anyway.
35:55Yeah, right.
35:57No.
35:59No, I'm...
35:59I mean, you're quite the fox.
36:01I'm happy to report.
36:02And, like, I would never just hook up with somebody I just met.
36:06Like, ever.
36:08Seriously?
36:10Seriously.
36:14I get it.
36:15You're just trying to let me get my guard down
36:17and then all of a sudden we're, like, hooking up.
36:19Wrong.
36:20Hmm.
36:21I'm 19.
36:22Okay, Claire?
36:22I mean, I've had the major life experience to know.
36:25It just kind of sucks
36:27to just enter the body of another human being
36:29you're not in love with.
36:34Okay, what are you, like, straight edge
36:35or all Jesus-y or just gay?
36:37None of those things, okay?
36:39Forget it.
36:42Just lay down here with me.
36:44I'm not gonna have sex with you.
36:45That's all you have to know.
36:46Whatever.
36:47Who said I even wanted you to?
36:49Oh.
36:51I promise you.
36:53You're gonna be fine.
36:55This is all gonna be over soon.
36:56We'll have you back at home.
36:59I'm sorry I got sick.
37:01Baby, it's not your fault.
37:03You kept trying to tell me.
37:04I just wasn't paying attention to you.
37:08In the future, we need to have a cold word, okay?
37:11Okay.
37:13Some secret word you can use
37:14that let me know when the pain is real.
37:16You're not just playing.
37:17But it was always real.
37:22I know.
37:24Baby, I'm sorry.
37:27I don't know what you guys are depressed about.
37:28I haven't gotten laid since September 11th.
37:311985.
37:34You laughed at the wrong part.
37:35I'm just telling you.
37:36What a crowd.
37:37You drinking NyQuil, ladies?
37:39Sit up.
37:39Come on.
37:40Blonde Jews, everybody.
37:41Hip crowd.
37:42Good to see you back in men's clothes, Senator.
37:44You all right?
37:46Cousin Stu right out of rehab.
37:48Good to see you.
37:49Uh-oh.
37:50So what's your name stand-up?
37:52Jeffrey represented a lot of comedians.
37:56You know, there's one part I haven't told you.
37:58I'm engaged.
38:00Oh.
38:02No, we couldn't go out anyway.
38:04I'm not Jewish.
38:06No, I didn't mean that we...
38:08You'd go out with me?
38:10I just said I wouldn't.
38:12But it crossed your mind.
38:13I said I would not.
38:15Well, then why'd you say it?
38:16You thought about it.
38:18Come on.
38:19Maybe.
38:20You know, with your whole illness thing.
38:23I have a bit of a messiah complex, saving the men.
38:28Ah, well, it's a messiah complex.
38:31Well, you know, you can save me.
38:35If that's what you need to do, you can save me.
38:38It's really good that you have someone.
38:40If anything is going to save you, that will.
38:43Yeah.
38:45Yeah.
38:46No, I haven't told her.
38:48I bet my whole head down.
38:50How could you not tell your soulmate something like that?
38:55I don't even know if she's my soulmate.
38:58Oh, I get it.
38:59She's not your soulmate, but you're going to marry her because...
39:02I don't know what else to do.
39:02You're nothing better to do?
39:03Great.
39:03That sounds good.
39:06Hey, you know, I don't even know what a soulmate is.
39:08Do you?
39:09The person who makes you be the most you that you could possibly be.
39:16Maybe your soulmate is the person who forces your soul to grow the most.
39:26Not all growth feels good.
39:31Hey, Melissa.
39:32It's Brenda.
39:33I've been drinking around for hours.
39:35Do you want to have a drink or something?
39:37Uh, call me if you get in tonight.
39:39Okay, bye.
39:40Whatever.
39:43I don't know about your baby's dad.
39:45They get me up early in the morning.
39:47We gone in.
39:48Now you know he's creeping with me.
39:52How you think?
39:53I know you get off work around three.
39:55Ah, I told you want to sit and chat.
39:59Probably wonder where your man is at.
40:02So why you keep on sweating me?
40:04He took me.
40:05It's truly plain to see where he wants me.
40:10Yeah.
40:11Yeah.
40:12Yeah.
40:13Like that?
40:13Oh, yeah.
40:14Mm-hmm.
40:14Oh, yeah.
40:18Are you going to fuck me?
40:19Hmm?
40:20Are you going to fuck me?
40:21Yeah.
40:22Yeah.
40:22Yeah.
40:23I love you.
40:24I'm going to fuck you hard.
40:25Yeah.
40:28How have you ever been fucked in your life?
40:30Oh, good.
40:33What do you need?
40:46Thank you for coming, Mr. Fisher.
40:48I'm glad to.
40:58Did he want to die?
41:04Did he want to leave us?
41:06How could he have wanted that?
41:08I don't know.
41:15What do you think?
41:19I don't think he wanted to die.
41:28Nate.
41:29Leave her clothes on.
41:32I'll get naked.
41:33You can go outside and come back.
41:35It's a dangerous intruder.
41:37Hmm.
41:38Look, come on.
41:38I'm serious.
41:41It'll be fun.
41:42Um, I'll pretend I'm asleep, and then you can come in and have your way with me.
41:51I don't really feel like it.
41:53All right?
41:54Okay.
41:55You don't have to go outside.
41:56Just let me in here.
42:03Hey.
42:06Never seen you before.
42:09What's your name?
42:10Nate.
42:12My name is Nate.
42:13That's pretty funny.
42:15My fiance's name is Nate.
42:17Shh.
42:33I love you so much.
42:37Oh, man, you're so soft, Mary.
42:39Oh, I love you.
42:41Thank you so much.
42:43Hey, harder.
42:44Harder.
42:47Hey, gritty.
42:50Uh.
42:52Ahh.
42:53Uh.
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43:31Alright, I'm sorry.
43:41Alright, I'm sorry.
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44:23Alright, I'm sorry.
44:32Alright, I'm sorry.
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48:00I found some slugs in the garden.
48:03I'm sorry.
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