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Blackadder (1987) - Stagione 3
Ambientata all'epoca del regno di Elisabetta I. Il protagonista è Lord Edmund Blackadder (interpretato da Rowan Atkinson), un nobile squattrinato, cinico e astuto che cerca di ingraziarsi la potente e lunatica sovrana, rischiando spesso di venire decapitato. Il suo servitore è Baldrick, un misero e stupido omuncolo che cerca di toglierlo dai guai con sghembi piani, stupidi ed inattuabili.
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Ambientata all'epoca del regno di Elisabetta I. Il protagonista è Lord Edmund Blackadder (interpretato da Rowan Atkinson), un nobile squattrinato, cinico e astuto che cerca di ingraziarsi la potente e lunatica sovrana, rischiando spesso di venire decapitato. Il suo servitore è Baldrick, un misero e stupido omuncolo che cerca di toglierlo dai guai con sghembi piani, stupidi ed inattuabili.
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03:27fruit flans
03:29does anyone know
03:30we hate the French
03:31we fight wars
03:31against them
03:32did all those men
03:33die in vain
03:34on the field of Agincourt
03:35was the man
03:36who burnt Joan of Arc
03:37simply wasting
03:38good matches
03:41ah
03:42his royal highness
03:43the pinhead of Wales
03:44somehow
03:45you know
03:45I feel almost
03:46well disposed
03:47towards him this morning
03:48at a chump
03:49though he may be
03:49at least he's not French
03:53un toast
03:53encore un toast
03:55I say
03:56le pimpernel
03:57scarlet
03:58le pimpernel
03:59scarlet
04:01ah
04:02le adder noir
04:03come over with
04:08this is the fellow
04:09to ask you chaps
04:10my butler
04:10terribly clever
04:11brighter than a brain pie
04:14our black hader
04:15we're trying to guess
04:16who the scarlet
04:17pimpernel is
04:17so we can send him
04:18an enormous post lauder
04:20to express our admiration
04:21any ideas
04:22well I'm sure
04:23if you address the envelope
04:24to the biggest show-off
04:25in London
04:25it would reach him eventually
04:26tish and pish
04:28dead zooks
04:29melarkey
04:30how dare you say
04:31such a thing
04:32damn me sir
04:33if you're not
04:33the worst kind
04:34of swine
04:35damn that swine
04:37I'm sorry sir
04:38I was merely pointing out
04:39that sneaking aristocrats
04:40out from under the noses
04:41of French revolutionaries
04:42is about as difficult
04:43as putting on a hat
04:45see me sir
04:46this is treason
04:47a scarlet pimpernel
04:49is a hero
04:49and the revolution
04:50is orchestrated
04:51by a ruthless band
04:52of highly organised killers
04:54damn them
04:54damn those organised killers
04:57George
04:58if I remember rightly
04:59we were just discussing
05:01the French embassy ball
05:02in honour of the
05:03exiled aristocracy
05:04we certainly were
05:05where I intend to wear
05:07the most magnificent
05:08pair of trousers
05:09ever to issue forth
05:10from the delicate hands
05:11of messrs
05:12snipcock and turkey
05:13couturier
05:14to the very wealthy
05:14and the extremely fat
05:16if the pimpernel
05:17does finally reveal himself
05:18I don't want to get caught
05:19out wearing boring trousers
05:20save those boring trousers
05:23well what say
05:25we bet your cocksure
05:27domestic a thousand guineas
05:29he can't go to France
05:30rescue an aristocrat
05:32and present him
05:33at the ball
05:34ha
05:35that's damned you
05:36white hasn't it
05:37that's frightened you
05:39you lily-livered
05:40caramel
05:41keepied
05:41custard coloured can
05:43not so buoyant
05:44now are you
05:45eh
05:45eh
05:45eh
05:47on the contrary sir
05:48I'll just go and pack
05:50perhaps
05:51Lord Smedley
05:52and Lord Topper
05:53will accompany me
05:53I'm sure it will be
05:55a fairly easy trip
05:55the odd death defying leap
05:57and a modest amount
05:58of dental torture
05:59want to come
06:00oh no
06:01oh no
06:02damn
06:03damn
06:04any day
06:05now
06:05I've got an appointment
06:07of my doctor
06:09I've got a bit of a
06:10sniffle coming on
06:11I can feel it
06:12in my bones
06:13dim bones
06:13dim bones
06:14dim
06:15what about next week
06:17oh come on you touch
06:18get your tires out
06:19come on
06:20all right
06:21damn
06:22dim
06:22I've left it behind
06:23and I've decided
06:25I've just remembered
06:26my father's just died
06:27I've got to beat his funeral
06:29in ten minutes
06:30damn sorry
06:31goodbye
06:31your highness
06:33um
06:33damn
06:34I'm the best man
06:36damn
06:37damn
06:40see you at the ball
06:44oh what a shame
06:45they were so busy
06:46would have been lovely
06:47to have had them with us
06:49us
06:49yes
06:50you're coming sir
06:51oh certainly
06:52ah
06:54and nothing I can say
06:55about the mind bending
06:56horrors of the revolution
06:58could put you off
06:59oh absolutely not
07:00now come on black arrow
07:01let's get packing
07:01I want to look my best
07:03for those fabulous
07:04french birds
07:04sir the type of women
07:07currently favoured in France
07:08are toothless crones
07:09who just cackle
07:10insanely
07:12I'll ignore that
07:13they're just playing
07:13hard to get
07:16by removing all their teeth
07:18going mad
07:18and ageing
07:19forty years
07:20that's right
07:20the little teasers
07:22now come on
07:22um
07:23I think
07:24a blend of silks
07:25and satins
07:26I fear not sir
07:27if we are to stand
07:28any chance of survival
07:29in France
07:30we shall have to dress
07:30as the smelliest
07:31low life imaginable
07:33oh yes
07:33what sort of thing
07:34well sir
07:35let me show you
07:36our Paris collection
07:38Baldrick is wearing
07:39a sheep's bladder jacket
07:41with matching
07:43dung ball accessories
07:44hair by crazy meg
07:46of bedlam hair
07:48notice how the
07:49overpowering aroma
07:50of rotting pilchards
07:52has been woven
07:53cunningly
07:54into the ensemble
07:54Baldrick
07:55when did you last
07:56change your trousers
07:57I have never
07:58changed my trousers
08:00thank you
08:01you see
08:01the ancient Greeks
08:02sir
08:02wrote in legend
08:03of a terrible
08:04container
08:04in which all
08:05the evils
08:06of the world
08:06were trapped
08:07how prophetic
08:08they were
08:08all they got
08:09wrong was the name
08:10they called it
08:11Pandora's box
08:12when of course
08:13they meant
08:13Baldrick's trousers
08:16we certainly
08:17can get a bit
08:18whiffy
08:18there's no doubt
08:20we are told
08:21that when the box
08:22was opened
08:22the whole world
08:23turned to darkness
08:23because of Pandora's
08:25fatal curiosity
08:26I charge you now
08:27Baldrick
08:28for the good
08:28of all mankind
08:29never allow
08:30curiosity
08:31to lead you
08:32to open
08:32your trousers
08:34and nothing
08:34of interest
08:35lies therein
08:37however
08:37your highness
08:38it is trousers
08:39exactly like
08:39these
08:40that you
08:41will have to
08:41wear
08:41if we are
08:42to pass
08:42safely
08:43into France
08:45yes
08:46well you know
08:46on second
08:47thoughts
08:47I think I might
08:48give this whole
08:48thing a miss
08:49you know
08:49my tummy's
08:50playing up a bit
08:51wish
08:51wish I could
08:52come
08:52but just not
08:53pass
08:53with this
08:53tongue
08:54I understand
08:55perfectly sir
08:56also the chances
08:57of me scoring
08:57if I look
08:58and smell
08:58like him
08:59are zero
08:59well that's true sir
09:01we shall return
09:01presently to bid
09:02you farewell
09:03Mr. B
09:04I've been having
09:05second thoughts
09:06about this trip
09:07to France
09:07no why
09:08well as far
09:09as I can see
09:10looking and smelling
09:11like this
09:12there's not much
09:12chance of me
09:13scoring either
09:16well Blackadder
09:17this is it
09:18yes sir
09:19if I don't
09:20make it back
09:21please write
09:21to my mother
09:22and tell her
09:23that I've been
09:23alive all the time
09:24it's just that
09:25I couldn't be
09:25bothered to get
09:25in touch
09:26with the old
09:26well of course
09:28old man
09:28it's the very
09:29least I can do
09:29we must leave
09:30at once
09:31the shadow's
09:32lentil and we
09:32have a long
09:33and arduous
09:33journey ahead
09:34of us
09:34farewell
09:35dear master
09:36and dare I
09:37say friend
09:39farewell
09:40brave liberator
09:41and dare I
09:42say it
09:43butler
09:49right
09:50stick the kettle
09:51on
09:51boarders
09:51well aren't
09:52we going to
09:52France
09:53of course
09:53we're not
09:54going to
09:54France
09:54it's incredibly
09:55dangerous
09:56though
09:56well how
09:57are you going
09:57to win
09:57your bet
09:58as always
09:59Baldrick
09:59by the use
10:00of the large
10:00thing between
10:01my ears
10:03oh your nose
10:06no Baldrick
10:07my brain
10:09all we do
10:10is lie low
10:11here for a week
10:11then go to
10:12Mrs. Miggins's
10:13pick up any
10:13old French
10:14aristocrat
10:14drag him
10:15through a puddle
10:15take him to
10:16the ball
10:16and claim our
10:17thousand guineas
10:18but what if
10:19the prince finds
10:20us here
10:20he couldn't
10:21find his own
10:22fly buttons
10:22let alone
10:23the kitchen
10:23door
10:26what a pair
10:27of trousers
10:30I shall be
10:31the belle
10:31of the embassy
10:32bull
10:33now how do you
10:34put them on
10:34uh
10:35like Adam
10:37oh no damn
10:38he's gone to
10:38France
10:38well I'll do it
10:40myself
10:40shouldn't be too
10:40difficult
10:47well Baldrick
10:48what a very
10:49pleasant week
10:50we must do
10:51this more
10:51often
10:52yes I shall
10:53certainly choose
10:54revolutionary France
10:55for my holiday
10:56again next year
10:58so time to go
10:59to work
10:59off to Mrs.
11:00Miggins's
11:01to pick up
11:02any old
11:02French toff
11:07what do you
11:07think that is
11:08well if I was
11:09feeling malicious
11:09I would say
11:10it was the prince
11:11still trying to
11:11put his trousers
11:12on after a week
11:18ah Mrs.
11:19Miggins
11:19I'd like a
11:20massive plate
11:21of pig's
11:21trotters
11:22frog's legs
11:23and snail's
11:24ears please
11:24all drenched
11:26in your lovely
11:26scarlet pimpernel
11:27sauce
11:28not so hostile
11:29to the French's
11:30now Mr.
11:31B
11:31certainly not
11:31Mrs.
11:32M
11:32I'd sooner
11:32be hostile
11:33to my own
11:33servant
11:36in fact I came
11:37here specifically
11:38to meet
11:39lovely Frenchies
11:40well vive
11:41to that
11:41and an eclair
11:42for both of us
11:44vive indeed
11:45now what I'm
11:45looking for
11:46Mrs.
11:46M is a particular
11:47kind of Frenchie
11:48namely one who is
11:49transparently of
11:50noble blood
11:51but also short
11:52on cash
11:52oh well I've got
11:53just the fellow
11:54for you
11:54over there
11:55by the window
11:56the comte
11:57de froufro
11:59he's pretty
12:00down on his luck
12:01he's made
12:02that horse's
12:02willy last
12:03all morning
12:08we have
12:08struck garlic
12:13now you can
12:14have some lunch
12:14for it
12:15thank you
12:17le comte
12:18de froufro
12:19I believe
12:21do you speak
12:22English
12:23a little
12:25yes
12:25when you say
12:26a little
12:26what exactly
12:27do you mean
12:27I mean
12:27can we talk
12:28or are we
12:28going to spend
12:29the rest
12:29of the afternoon
12:29asking each
12:30other the way
12:30to the beach
12:31in very loud
12:32voices
12:32oh no
12:33I can
12:34order coffee
12:35deal with
12:36white earth
12:37make sexy
12:38chit chat
12:38with girls
12:39that type of
12:40thing
12:41just don't ask
12:42me to take
12:42a physiology
12:43class or
12:43direct a light
12:44opera
12:44no
12:45no I won't
12:46now listen
12:47froufro
12:47would you like
12:48to earn
12:49some money
12:51no I wouldn't
12:53I would like
12:53other people
12:54to earn it
12:55and then give
12:55it to me
12:56just like
12:57in France
12:57in the good
12:58old days
12:58yes but this
12:59is a chance
13:00to return
13:00to the good
13:01old days
13:01oh how
13:02I would
13:03love that
13:04I hate
13:05this life
13:06the food
13:07is filthy
13:07this huge
13:09sausage
13:09is very
13:10suspicious
13:11if I didn't
13:12know better
13:13I'd say
13:13it was a
13:14horse
13:14yes yes
13:14yes
13:16the plan
13:17is this
13:17I have a
13:18bet on
13:19with someone
13:19that I can
13:20get a
13:20Frenchman
13:20out of
13:21Paris
13:21I want
13:22you to
13:23be that
13:23Frenchman
13:24all you
13:24have to
13:25do is
13:25come to
13:25the embassy
13:26with me
13:26say that
13:27I rescued
13:27you
13:28and then
13:28walk away
13:29with 50
13:30guineas
13:30and all
13:31the volubons
13:31you can
13:32stuff in
13:32your pockets
13:32what do
13:33you say
13:34it will
13:35be a
13:35pleasure
13:37if there's
13:37one thing
13:38we are
13:38stuck
13:39and enjoy
13:39it's a
13:40fabulous
13:40party
13:41all the
13:42music
13:42all the
13:43laughter
13:45if only
13:46I'd brought
13:46my
13:46mongoose
13:47costume
13:53yes
13:54well
13:54obviously
13:55it hasn't
13:56really got
13:56going yet
13:57I think
13:57that's a
13:58bit of
13:58an
13:58understatement
13:59frou-frou
13:59I've been
14:00at autopsies
14:00with more
14:01party
14:02don't worry
14:03in a
14:04moment
14:04we will
14:04hear the
14:05sound of
14:05music
14:05and
14:06happy
14:06laughter
14:13good evening
14:14my man
14:16do you
14:17speak
14:17english
14:18little
14:18good
14:19well just
14:19take me to
14:20the ambassador
14:20then will you
14:21pardon
14:22I have
14:25rescued
14:25an
14:26aristocrat
14:27from the
14:28clutches
14:29of the
14:29evil
14:30revolutionaries
14:31please
14:32take me
14:33to the
14:33ambassador
14:34no
14:36I
14:36won't
14:37I
14:38am
14:39an
14:39evil
14:40revolutionary
14:41and
14:41have
14:42murdered
14:42the
14:43ambassador
14:44and
14:45have
14:45turned
14:46him
14:46into
14:47pate
14:51and
14:52you
14:52aristocrat
14:53are
14:54trapped
14:54pig
14:55you
14:56will
14:56regret
14:57your
14:57insolence
14:58revolutionary
14:59dog
14:59dog
15:00you
15:01will
15:01regret
15:01your
15:01arrogant
15:02royalist
15:03snake
15:03snake
15:04look
15:05I'm
15:05sorry
15:05to interrupt
15:06this
15:06very
15:06interesting
15:06discussion
15:07but it
15:07really
15:07is
15:07none
15:08of my
15:08business
15:08so I
15:09think
15:09I'll
15:09be
15:09on
15:09my
15:09way
15:10come on
15:10Boric
15:11not so
15:12fast
15:13english
15:13in
15:14rescuing
15:15this
15:15this
15:18a
15:19your
15:20attempted
15:20to
15:20pervert
15:21revolutionary
15:22justice
15:23do you
15:24know
15:24what they
15:25do to
15:25people
15:26who
15:26do
15:26that
15:27they're
15:28given a
15:28little
15:29present
15:29and allowed
15:29to go
15:30free
15:31no
15:31they're
15:32smacked
15:32and told
15:33not to
15:33be naughty
15:33but basically
15:34let off
15:34no
15:35I think
15:36I know
15:36what
15:37they're
15:38put in
15:38prison
15:38for the
15:39night
15:39and
15:39brutally
15:40guillotined
15:40in the
15:41morning
15:42your
15:43little
15:44gnome
15:45is
15:45correct
15:45monsieur
15:47gentlemen
15:48welcome
15:48to
15:49the
15:49last
15:49day
15:50of
15:50your
15:50life
15:51how
15:52dare
15:52you
15:53you
15:53filthy
15:53weasel
15:54weasel
15:55ha
15:55you
15:56want
15:56to
15:56talk
15:56aristo
15:57warthog
15:57warthog
15:58ha
15:59ha
15:59excuse me
16:00pru pru
16:00look
16:01mate
16:02me old
16:03mate
16:03we're
16:04both
16:04working
16:04class
16:05we both
16:05hate
16:05these
16:06rich
16:06bastards
16:06I mean
16:06come on
16:07come on
16:08me old
16:08mucker
16:08just
16:09let me
16:09go
16:10you've
16:10got
16:10nothing
16:10against
16:10me
16:11on
16:11the
16:12contrary
16:12I
16:13hate
16:14you
16:14english
16:14with
16:14your
16:15boring
16:15trousers
16:16and
16:16your
16:16shiny
16:16hollet
16:17paper
16:17your
16:19ridiculous
16:19preconceptions
16:20that
16:21frenchmen
16:21are
16:22great
16:22lovers
16:23I'm
16:24french
16:24and I'm
16:25hung like
16:25a baby
16:26carrot
16:26to the
16:26couple
16:27of
16:27people
16:29farewell
16:29old
16:30mucker
16:31and death
16:32to the
16:32aristoes
16:33death
16:33to the
16:34aristoes
16:34shut up
16:35mouse
16:35brain
16:37monsieur
16:38why do you
16:39waste your
16:39words on
16:40this
16:40have no
16:41fear
16:42this
16:42scarlet
16:43pimpernel
16:43will
16:44save
16:44us
16:44some
16:45hope
16:46pimpernel
16:47is the
16:47most
16:48overrated
16:48human
16:49being
16:49since
16:49judas
16:50iscariot
16:50won
16:51the
16:51ad
16:5131
16:52best
16:52disciple
16:53competition
16:53well
16:55if he
16:55should
16:56fail us
16:56here
16:57I have
16:58these
16:58suicide
16:59pills
16:59one
17:00for me
17:01one
17:02for you
17:03and
17:04one
17:04for
17:05the
17:05dwarf
17:07say
17:08thank you
17:08balrick
17:09thank you
17:09mr
17:10fruit
17:10nuh
17:11uh
17:21i've got
17:22nothing to
17:23do
17:24so i think
17:26i will
17:26torture
17:28you
17:29aristot
17:30mongrel
17:30mongrel
17:31ha
17:31i look
17:32forward
17:33to it
17:33proletarian
17:34skunk
17:34skunk
17:35we'll
17:36see about
17:36that
17:37aristocratic
17:37happy
17:38bottomless
17:38happy
17:38bottomless
17:39happy
17:40bottomless
17:42i'm glad
17:43to say
17:44i don't
17:45think you'll
17:45be needing
17:46those pills
17:46mr b
17:48am i
17:49jumping the
17:49gun
17:49balrick
17:50or are
17:50the words
17:51i have
17:51a cunning
17:52plan
17:52marching
17:53with
17:53ill-deserved
17:54confidence
17:54in the
17:55direction
17:55of this
17:55conversation
17:56we certainly
17:57are
17:58forgive me
17:59if i don't
17:59jump up and
18:00down with
18:00glee
18:00your record
18:01in this
18:01department
18:01is not
18:02exactly
18:02a hundred
18:02percent
18:04so what's
18:04the plan
18:05we do
18:06nothing
18:07yep
18:08it's another
18:08world beater
18:11i haven't
18:12finished
18:12we do
18:13nothing
18:14until
18:14our heads
18:16have actually
18:16been cut
18:17off
18:19and then
18:20we spring
18:21into action
18:23exactly
18:24you know
18:24how when
18:25you cut
18:26a chicken's
18:26head
18:26off
18:26it runs
18:27round
18:27and round
18:28the farm
18:28yard
18:30well we
18:31wait until
18:32our heads
18:33have been
18:33cut off
18:33then we
18:34run round
18:35and round
18:35the farmyard
18:36out the farm
18:37gate and
18:37escape
18:39what do you
18:39think
18:40my opinions are
18:41rather difficult
18:41to express in
18:42words
18:42so i hope i
18:44could put it
18:44this way
18:46well it doesn't
18:47really matter
18:48because the
18:49scarlet pimpernel
18:49will save us
18:50anyway
18:51no he
18:52won't
18:52ballerick
18:52either i
18:53think up
18:53an idea
18:54or tomorrow
18:55we die
18:56which ballerick
18:57i have to
18:57tell you i
18:57have no
18:57intention of
18:58doing because
18:59i want to
18:59be young
19:00and wild
19:01and then i
19:01want to be
19:02middle-aged
19:03and rich
19:03and then i
19:04want to be
19:04old and
19:05annoy people
19:05by pretending
19:06that i'm
19:06deaf
19:09just be quiet
19:09and let me
19:10think
19:13i can't
19:14sleep
19:14mr blackadder
19:15i said
19:16shut up
19:18i'm so
19:19excited to
19:20think that
19:20the scarlet
19:21pimpernel
19:21will be here
19:22at any
19:22moment
19:23i wish you'd
19:23forget this
19:24ridiculous
19:24fantasy ballerick
19:25even if he
19:26did turn up
19:27the guards
19:27would be
19:27woken by
19:28the scraping
19:29noise as
19:30he tried to
19:30squeeze his
19:31massive swollen
19:31head through
19:32the door
19:34i couldn't
19:34sleep when i
19:35was little
19:35you still
19:36are little
19:37boy
19:37yeah well
19:38when i was
19:39even littler
19:40see we
19:41used to
19:41live in
19:41this haunted
19:42hovel
19:42every night
19:44my family
19:45were troubled
19:46by a visitation
19:47from this
19:48disgusting
19:49ghoul
19:49it was
19:50terrible
19:51first there
19:52was this
19:53unholy
19:53smell
19:54then this
19:55tiny
19:56clammy
19:57hairy
19:57creature
19:58would
19:58materialize
19:59in the
20:00bed
20:00between
20:00them
20:01fortunately
20:02i could
20:02never see
20:03it
20:03myself
20:03yes
20:05tell me
20:05balrick
20:06when you
20:06left home
20:07did this
20:08repulsive
20:08entity
20:09mysteriously
20:09disappear
20:11that very
20:12day
20:14i think
20:15there that
20:15the mystery
20:15is solved
20:16now shut
20:16up
20:18either i think
20:19of an idea
20:19or tomorrow
20:20we meet
20:20our maker
20:21in my case
20:22god
20:22in your case
20:23god knows
20:25but i'd be
20:26surprised if he's
20:26won any design
20:27awards
20:31i thought
20:32of a plan
20:32hooray
20:33also
20:34i thought
20:34of a way
20:35to get
20:35you to
20:35sleep
20:35what
20:40morning
20:40scum
20:42did we
20:42sleep well
20:43like a top
20:44thank you
20:44but by
20:45jiminy
20:46you must
20:46be feeling
20:47thirsty
20:47after your
20:48long night's
20:48brutality
20:49drink
20:50no merci
20:52not while
20:52i'm on
20:52duty
20:54perhaps
20:54later
20:56for you
20:57monsieur
20:57there is
20:58no later
20:58because
20:59gentlemen
21:00i am proud
21:01to introduce
21:01france's
21:02most
21:02vicious
21:04woman
21:04unexpectedly
21:05arrived from
21:06paris this
21:07morning
21:07would you
21:07please
21:08welcome
21:08madame
21:09guillotine
21:10herself
21:18are these
21:18the english
21:19pigs
21:20yes
21:21that's us
21:21leave them
21:22with me
21:22monsieur
21:23ambassador
21:23i intend
21:24to torture
21:25them in a
21:25manner so
21:26unbearably
21:27gruesome
21:27even you
21:28will not
21:29be able
21:29to stand
21:30it
21:30i don't
21:31think i
21:32will have
21:32a problem
21:32madame
21:33no you
21:33will be
21:34sick
21:34what if
21:35i stay
21:36for the
21:36first few
21:36minutes
21:37and then
21:37i leave
21:37if i'm
21:37feeling
21:38queasy
21:38no you
21:38will be
21:39sick
21:39immediately
21:39what if
21:41i'm
21:41sick
21:41quietly
21:42in a
21:42bag
21:42i mean
21:44what is
21:44in your
21:44mind
21:51so
21:52prepare
21:55to be
21:56in pain
21:57yes
21:58certainly
21:59but first
22:00perhaps a
22:01toast
22:02to your
22:02beauty
22:04oh thank
22:06you
22:06okay
22:07yes
22:10so i
22:11expect you
22:12were
22:12expected
22:12to be
22:13rescued
22:13huh
22:14some
22:15bloody
22:15hope
22:16on the
22:17contrary
22:17i'm
22:17just
22:18sorry
22:18i'm
22:18so
22:18late
22:19what
22:21yes
22:21gentlemen
22:22i have
22:22come to
22:23take you
22:23to freedom
22:24right
22:24my god
22:25smegley
22:26but i thought
22:27you were an
22:27absolute
22:27fat head
22:28no just
22:29a damn
22:29fine
22:30actor
22:31thank god
22:32i got here
22:33before you took
22:33any of those
22:33awful suicide
22:34pills
22:39yes i suppose
22:40if someone had
22:41taken one and
22:41wished that he'd
22:42hadn't he'd be
22:43able to do
22:43something about
22:44it
22:44no no
22:45they're very
22:46odd things
22:46you see
22:47the symptoms
22:48are most
22:48peculiar
22:49first of all
22:50the victims
22:50become very
22:51very depressed
22:54oh god
22:56but this whole
22:57revolution is so
22:57depressing i mean
22:58sometimes i wonder
22:59why i bother
22:59i mean i'm so
23:01lonely and nobody
23:02loves me
23:02and after the
23:03depression comes
23:04death
23:04no after the
23:05depression comes
23:06the loss of
23:06temper you
23:07stuck up
23:07bastard
23:08what are you
23:09staring at
23:12and after the
23:13temper comes
23:14death
23:14no after the
23:16temper comes
23:17the um
23:18comes the
23:19um
23:20forgetfulness
23:21uh yes that's
23:22it uh comes
23:23the uh
23:24forgetfulness
23:24yes yes right
23:26in the middle of
23:27a thingy
23:28you completely
23:29forget what it
23:30was you
23:31oh nice pair
23:32of shoes
23:33and after the
23:33forgetfulness you
23:34die
23:34oh no i forgot
23:36one after the
23:37forgetfulness comes
23:37a moment of
23:38exquisite happiness
23:39jumping up and
23:41down and waving
23:42your arms in the
23:43air and knowing
23:43that in a minute
23:44we're all going to
23:44be free free free
23:47and then death
23:48and then death
23:49no you jump in a
23:49corner first
23:53hooray it's the
23:54scarlet pimpernel
23:55yes maudrey
23:57and you killed him
23:58yes maudrey
24:00what's the bloody
24:01point of being the
24:02scarlet pimpernel if
24:04you're gonna fall for
24:05the old poison cup
24:06routine
24:06scarlet pimpernel my
24:08foot scarlet git
24:09more like it
24:11wait here's our
24:12chance to escape
24:12what about mr
24:13fru
24:14forget fru fru
24:16i wouldn't pick
24:17my nose to save
24:17his life
24:19ah
24:19ah fru fru
24:21my old friend
24:21and comrade
24:22what are you doing
24:23here
24:23i escaped
24:24what happened
24:25here
24:25oh uh nothing
24:27nothing
24:27uh i thought for a
24:29moment the scarlet
24:30pimpernel had saved
24:31you
24:36ah chaps good to
24:38see you
24:38just trying on the
24:40new trousers
24:40i return sir as
24:42promised plus one
24:43top french aristocrat
24:44fresh from the
24:45bastille
24:46ah pleased to meet
24:47you monsieur
24:48do sit down
24:51damn sorry about
24:52the revolution and
24:52all that cake
24:53almost awfully bad
24:54so tell me black
24:55how the devil did
24:56you get him out
24:56sir it is an
24:58extraordinary tale of
24:59courage and heroism
25:00which i blush from
25:01telling myself but
25:02seeing as there's no
25:03one else i could try
25:05we left england in
25:07good weather but that
25:08was as far as our
25:08luck held in the
25:10middle of dover
25:10harbour we were
25:11struck by a tidal
25:12wave and i was
25:13forced to swim to
25:14boulogne with the
25:15unconscious baldric
25:16tucked into my
25:17trousers then we
25:19were taken to paris
25:20where i was summerly
25:21tried and condemned
25:22to death and then
25:23hung by the larger
25:24of my testicles from
25:26the walls of the
25:26bastille it was
25:28then that i decided
25:29i had had enough
25:32bravo i rescued the
25:34count killed the
25:35guards jumped the
25:36moat ran to
25:37versailles where i
25:38climbed into mr
25:39ropes pierre's
25:40bedroom leaving him
25:41a small tray of
25:42milk chocolates and
25:43an insulting note
25:44the rest was easy
25:46that is an
25:47incredible story
25:48worthy of the
25:49scarlet pimpernel himself
25:51well i wouldn't know
25:52i on the other hand
25:55would because you
25:57see sir
26:04i on the scarlet pimpernel
26:08uh-oh
26:10good lord
26:11topper
26:12yes your highness
26:14but he gads them by
26:15jingo with dumplings
26:17staking kidneys and a
26:18good solid helping of
26:18sprouts
26:19i can't believe it
26:20you're the fellow who
26:22has single-handedly saved
26:23all those damn
26:24frenchies from the
26:25chop
26:25not quite single-handedly
26:27sir
26:27i operated with the
26:29help of my friend
26:29smedley
26:30but he seems to have
26:32disappeared for the
26:33moment
26:33slightly mysteriously
26:35shut up bodrick
26:38so so blackadder
26:40rescued the scarlet
26:42pimpernel
26:42no sir
26:43he did not
26:44eh
26:44prepare yourself for a
26:46story of dishonor and
26:48deceit that will make
26:49your stomach turn
26:51oh i say this is
26:53interesting isn't it
26:53blackadder
26:55not only that
26:56but i trust it will
26:58lead to the imprisonment
26:59of a man who is a
27:00liar a bounder
27:02and a cad
27:06well bravo
27:07because we hate liars
27:09bounders and cads
27:09don't we blackadder
27:10generally speaking
27:11yes sir
27:12but perhaps before
27:14lord topper
27:15starts to talk
27:16he might
27:17like a glass of wine
27:18he's looking a little
27:20shaken
27:20shaken
27:21but not stirred
27:25it all began
27:26last week
27:27i was sitting in
27:28mrs miggins coffee
27:29shop when
27:31oh god
27:35all this treachery is so
27:36depressing
27:38i mean the whole thing
27:39makes you so incredibly
27:40angry
27:42i mean it just makes you
27:44wonder
27:45nice waistcoat your majesty
27:49i'm sorry i've completely
27:50forgotten what i was
27:51talking about
27:52um a story of disorder
27:54and deceit
27:54oh
27:55that's a great story
27:56that's great
27:57oh that's a wonderful
27:59story
28:00let me just dump it in the
28:01corner first
28:05roast my raisins
28:07he's popped it
28:08let's say blackadder
28:10do you think he really was
28:11the scarlet pimpernel
28:12well judging from the
28:13ridiculous ostentatiousness
28:15of his death
28:15i would say that he was
28:17well then that's a damn
28:18shame
28:19because i wanted to give him
28:20this enormous postal order
28:21please sir let me finish
28:23i would say that he was
28:25n't
28:26you see the scarlet pimpernel
28:28would never ever reveal
28:30his identity
28:31that's his great secret
28:33so what you're actually
28:35looking for
28:35is someone who has say
28:37just been to france
28:38and rescued an aristocrat
28:40but when asked
28:41are you the scarlet pimpernel
28:42he replies
28:43absolutely not sir
28:45wait a minute
28:46back at it
28:47you've just been to france
28:48and he's rescued a french aristocrat
28:51oh blackadder
28:52are you the scarlet pimpernel
28:54absolutely not
29:25so
29:27hooray
29:27No, no, no, no, no, no
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