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Blackadder (1983) - Stagione 1
Ambientata alla fine del medioevo, il protagonista è il principe Edmund Blackadder (interpretato da Rowan Atkinson), un nobile ingenuo e inetto, che cerca di sopravvivere tra intrighi e conflitti di potere.
#blackadder #rowanatkinson #subita
Ambientata alla fine del medioevo, il protagonista è il principe Edmund Blackadder (interpretato da Rowan Atkinson), un nobile ingenuo e inetto, che cerca di sopravvivere tra intrighi e conflitti di potere.
#blackadder #rowanatkinson #subita
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00:01History has known many great liars, Copernicus, Goebbels, St. Ralph the Liar, but there have
00:10been none quite so vile as the Tudor king Henry VII. It was he who rewrote history to
00:17portray his predecessor, Richard III, as a deformed maniac who killed his nephews in
00:24the tower. But the real truth is that Richard was a kind and thoughtful man who cherished
00:32his young wards. In particular, Richard, Duke of York, who grew into a big, strong boy. Henry
00:43also claimed he won the Battle of Bosworth Field and killed Richard III. Again, the truth
00:50is very different, for it was Richard, Duke of York, who became king after Bosworth Field
00:55and reigned for thirteen glorious years. As for who really killed Richard III and how
01:01the defeated Henry Tudor escaped with his life, all is revealed in this, the first chapter
01:06of a history never before told, the history of the Blackadder.
01:11at least for anything didn't have a bad Mickey to the first time when it was sicủ Bffentlich
01:41when that was a big-ass member of theulean scene. It is still all of the척 night journey with
01:41inspiration. But when I go here, I expect three years for him to leave his life in the
01:53Grazie a tutti.
02:13SILENCE! SILENCE!
02:15For the king!
02:19Now is the summer of our sweet content
02:23Made o'er-caste winter by these tudor clouds
02:27And I that am not shaked for black-faced war
02:34I that am rudely cast and want true majesty
02:41I am forced to set sweet England free
02:46I pray to heaven we farewell
02:49And all who fight us go to hell
02:53Hooray! Absolutely! Hooray!
03:02I know not my lord I'll ask my son
03:05Harry! Who is that?
03:09It is your other son my lord
03:11It is my other son my dear
03:13I'd say with us on the morrow
03:17What's his name?
03:19Eggman
03:21Edna!
03:22Fight you with us on the morrow!
03:25Hell goodness no!
03:26No I thought I'd fight with the enemy
03:37You're not putting him anywhere near me are you?
03:40No no no he'll be somewhere amongst the dam
03:43Oh arrow fodder
03:45Precisely
03:46Yes
03:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
03:49What a little bird
03:53Percy!
03:54You see how the king picks me out for special greeting
03:57No my lord
03:59I saw it my lord
04:00Ah!
04:02And what is your name little fellow?
04:04My name is Baldrick my lord
04:06Ah!
04:07Then I shall call you...Baldrick
04:10I shall call you my lord my lord
04:14I like the cut of your jib young fellow me lad
04:17How would you like to be my squire in the battle tomorrow?
04:22It would be a great day tomorrow for we nobles
04:24Well not if we lose Percy
04:27If we lose I'll be chopped to pieces
04:29My arms will end up in Essex
04:31My torso in Norfolk
04:32And my genitalia stack up a tree somewhere in Rutland
04:36What the hell my lord we cannot lose
04:40Well we could if we wanted to
04:43Ah! If we won't Percy
04:45And I shall prove to all that I am a man
04:48But you are a man
04:50But how shall it be proved Percy?
04:53Well they could look up that tree in Rutland
04:58It shall be proved by mine enemies rushing to the water closet in terror
05:02Hooray!
05:03Hooray!
05:04Come a toast
05:05Let all those who go to don armour tomorrow
05:09Remember to go before they don armour tomorrow
05:12Hooray!
05:15Already I can hear the sound of battle ringing in my ears
05:21Once more unto the breach dear friends
05:25Once more
05:28Consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree
05:34Let blood!
05:35Blood!
05:37Blood!
05:37Be your motto
05:40Slend their gizzards!
05:45Now I'm afraid there's going to have to be a certain amount of violence
05:51But at least we know it's all in a good cause
05:56Don't we?
05:57Hooray!
05:59Hooray!
05:59And gentlemen in London still abed
06:02Shall think themselves a curse they were not here
06:05And hold their manhood cheek
06:09While others speak
06:11Of those who thought with us
06:14On Ralph the Liar's Day!
06:17Quake!
06:23Quake!
06:29Quake!
06:31Quake!
06:32Quake!
06:33Quake!
06:36Quake!
06:39Quake!
06:42Quake!
06:44Quake!
06:45Quake!
06:49Oh my God, it's 11 o'clock!
06:59Hello?
07:00What is it?
07:01Where is this battle end?
07:03Oh, some heck old Bosworth Field!
07:11Oh, damn, damn!
07:13I've had the first decent battle since I've reached puberty.
07:19Here we are, my lord.
07:21Now, onward, Borbick, to glory!
07:34Yes, I'm not so sure when needed, you know, Borbick.
07:40I mean, everything seems to be going very well, isn't it?
07:45Everyone's fighting.
07:48Clearly having the time of their lives.
07:52Why, some people over there aren't fighting.
07:55They're just lying down.
07:58They're dead, my lord.
08:02Damn, I knew I'd found something.
08:05Will you excuse me a moment, Borbick?
08:14Your Majesty!
08:15Ah?
08:15You've lost your steed!
08:17Can't mind!
08:18No, no, no!
08:19I've won the battle!
08:20I've saved the kingdom!
08:22I think I can find myself a horse!
08:24True, my noble lord!
08:25I'll see you back at the castle!
08:28So be it!
08:31A horse!
08:34A horse!
08:36My kingdom!
08:38A horse!
08:40Ah!
08:41Ossie!
08:44See you!
08:46What is this?
08:55Oi!
08:55That's my horse!
09:07Umm...
09:08Sì, Sì!
09:13Non ti farà ancora, non ti farà?
09:19Oh, mio Dio, è Uncle Richard!
09:27What's up, my lord?
09:33Oh, dear, Richard's a third.
09:38What are you going to do?
09:40Oh, quick, quick.
09:48Come there, come there.
09:58My lord, come back up there.
10:02Come on, dear.
10:17Come on, come on.
10:19Put your weight, put your weight.
10:21Oh, well done.
10:24Oh, Jesus.
10:26Oh.
10:28Oh.
10:29Where's the head?
10:31Oh, Baldwin, I can't be expected to carry everything.
10:39Percy, you brainless son of a prostitute.
10:42Where have you been?
10:44I've just proved that I'm a man.
10:46Look what I found.
10:48Oh, thank God.
10:49Quick, Percy, quick.
10:50Put it down and let's get out of here.
10:52Come on.
10:53No, no, no, no.
10:53I found it.
10:53It's mine.
10:54What do you mean?
10:54It's yours.
10:55I'm going to use it to prove that I killed a nobleman.
10:59And which nobleman, pray?
11:04Well, it's the king, actually.
11:14Quick, quick.
11:16Lost.
11:17All is lost.
11:19What?
11:20Flee.
11:21Flee.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:23Quick.
11:23Let's get out of here.
11:25Take me with you.
11:26Get your hands off.
11:28If you leave me alone here, I'll die.
11:31If you don't leave me alone, I'll kill you myself.
11:34Now, leave him here.
11:35Come on.
11:35I'll give you money.
11:39Ten thousand sovereigns.
11:49Mother!
11:50Edmund, dear.
11:51How did it go?
11:53Within seconds, Henry Tudor will be here at our gates.
11:56Oh, but Edmund, I'm not ready.
11:58I haven't had a bath or anything.
12:00Mother, Henry is our enemy.
12:03When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle.
12:07Oh, well.
12:08I shan't bother to change, then.
12:10Lord!
12:12What do you want?
12:13Listen!
12:17Oh, my God.
12:18They're here already.
12:20Run for your lives.
12:22Run for the hills.
12:23No, my Lord, they're coming from the hills.
12:26Sorry.
12:26Run away from the hills.
12:28Run away from the hills.
12:29If you see the hills, run the other way.
12:33No, my Lord, it's all right.
12:34They're flying the banners of our King Richard.
12:36What's impossible?
12:36He's dead, isn't he?
12:38King Richard dead?
12:40Hmm.
12:42Yes.
12:43Ah.
12:44God knows how.
12:47Oh, dear.
12:49That's really upset the tulip cart.
12:51Those flags, Percy, are obviously just a cunning trick to deceive us into staying.
12:55No, my Lord.
12:55I don't think it is a cunning trick.
12:57Well, no, it's not a particularly cunning trick.
12:59We can be seen through it.
13:00Well, they obviously thought it was cunning when they thought it out.
13:02I'm not your brother.
13:02What do you mean, my Lord?
13:03I don't think they didn't think it out.
13:04Why do you think someone else thought it out and they borrowed it for the occasion?
13:07No, my Lord.
13:08I don't think it's a trick at all.
13:09You don't think it's a wily up to a castle under someone else's banner is a trick?
13:12Well, no, I suppose it isn't.
13:14Ah!
13:18It's only your father.
13:20Hold on that bloody door!
13:23Richard, that's you.
13:25Well, who do you expect it to be, woman?
13:27I thought it would be Henry Tulip.
13:30Henry Tulip?
13:31Have you lost your conkers?
13:34So you won?
13:35Yes, of course!
13:37We won!
13:38We won!
13:39We won!
13:40Yay!
13:42So I suppose now you want to ravish me.
13:47Richard, in a moment.
13:49It was insatiable.
13:52Three cheers for good King Richard.
13:55Hop, hop!
13:56Huzzah!
13:57Hup, hop!
13:58Huzzah!
13:58Hup, hop!
13:59Huzzah!
14:01Huzzah!
14:01All we need now is good King Richard to be here and the day shall be complete!
14:06Huzzah!
14:07Oh yes, what a pity he's dead!
14:10Huzzah!
14:12Huzzah!
14:13Well, who told you that?
14:15Well, Edward.
14:18Is this true?
14:20Any?
14:23Well, I wouldn't know really.
14:25I was nowhere near him at the time.
14:28I just heard from someone that he'd...
14:31I mean, I don't even know where he was killed.
14:34I was completely on the opposite side of the field.
14:36I was nowhere near the cottage.
14:39Not that it was a cottage.
14:40It was a river.
14:42Bet that I wouldn't know, of course.
14:43Because I wasn't there.
14:45But, apparently, some fool cut his head off.
14:48Or at least killed him in some way, but...
14:50Took an air off or something.
14:52Yes.
14:53Yes, in fact.
14:53I think he was only wounded.
14:56Ah.
14:56Or was that somebody else?
14:58Yes, I think it was.
14:59Well, he wasn't even wounded.
15:01Why did someone say he was dead?
15:03Yes!
15:04What?
15:04It's true, my lord.
15:06I stumbled on his body myself.
15:08Oh, pardon me.
15:10Thou bleeding piece of earth.
15:12The lights we came...
15:14That's enough of that.
15:15...and the lights of angels sing...
15:17Thank you, Harry.
15:18Thank you, Harry!
15:20Yes.
15:22And we all know who did this dreadful deed.
15:26Don't we?
15:30Yes.
15:31Henry Judah!
15:35Yes!
15:35Yes!
15:36And he still runs free!
15:39Harry!
15:40Call for silence!
15:43Silence!
15:48For the king!
15:57Long live King Richard IV!
16:01This day has been as t'were...
16:05...a mighty stew...
16:07...in which the beef of victory was mixed...
16:10...with the vile turnip...
16:12...of sweet Richard slain...
16:13...and the grisly dumpling of his killer fled.
16:17But we must eat...
16:19...the yellow wobbly parts.
16:21What serves?
16:23In life...
16:24...each man gets...
16:26...what he deserves.
16:31Well, come on.
16:32Let's go and kill some more prisoners.
16:34Huff-huff!
16:36Huff-huff!
16:37Huff-huff!
16:38Huff-huff!
16:46Huff-huff!
16:47Huff-huff!
16:55Huff-huff!
16:56Huff-huff!
16:57Can you imagine the power?
17:00Huff-huff!
17:01All ours!
17:02What?
17:03Yours!
17:04All yours!
17:06Ah, Edmund, there you are.
17:08Now, I know it's a little early...
17:10...but I'd just like to get these battle averages sorted out.
17:14Now then, who did you kill today?
17:16Ah!
17:19no one
17:20no one
17:21oh dear
17:23right
17:23I'll put you down for a duck then
17:25which I'm afraid
17:27takes you out of the running
17:28for the Legion of Honor
17:29oh I see
17:31sorry
17:31sorry
17:32I thought you meant
17:33had I killed King Richard
17:34what
17:36what
17:38was the question
17:39who did you kill
17:42today
17:42oh I see
17:43ah right
17:45let's see
17:46um
17:49pedant
17:50what
17:51pleasant
17:53pedant
17:55pez
17:56pez
17:56peasants
17:58peasants
17:58there are a lot of peasants
18:00but they don't really count
18:02do they
18:02only in the event of a tie
18:04nevertheless
18:05how many did you kill
18:06oh wow
18:07four
18:09four
18:09hundred
18:12four
18:13hundred
18:13hundred
18:13or
18:14hand
18:15or
18:16hundred
18:17hand
18:17fifty
18:19four hundred and fifty
18:22good lord
18:23three times more than myself
18:25yes well I had a couple of lucky breaks
18:26any nobles
18:28ah let me see nobles
18:30um I think
18:32Lord Coverdale
18:33who fought on our side I believe
18:36yes I think Lord Coverdale
18:38saw me slaying
18:40um
18:42Warwick
18:42Warwick the wild of Leicester
18:45yes that's him
18:46I'm pretty wild he was too
18:47took some finishing off I can tell you
18:49yes indeed
18:50I killed him myself at one point
18:51anyone else
18:53um
18:54um
18:55let me see
18:57he's trying to put names to faces
18:59yes well this is the list of the lords as yet unaccounted for
19:04um
19:05Roger de Runcie
19:06oh de Runcie yes he was one of mine
19:08yes
19:08Lord Thomas of Devon
19:10ah yes
19:10backslash
19:11Lord Yeovul
19:13ah yes
19:13groin job
19:14good
19:16remarkable
19:16remarkable
19:18oh and the bishop of Bath and Wells
19:20ah yes
19:21we'll never walk again
19:22we'll conduct the thanksgiving
19:24sir
19:26oh Bath and Wells
19:30ah
19:30Lord Percy
19:32Edmund tells me that you managed to turn up late for the battle
19:35so there's not much point in asking you your score is there
19:46at last I can relax
19:52who the hell is this
19:54ah
19:55well
19:55you remember that dying man we saw in the cottage
19:58the one I specifically told you not to bring back to the castle under any circumstances
20:03yes that's the one yes
20:05so what is he doing in my bed
20:07well he claims to be a wealthy man
20:09I thought if we nurse him back to health
20:12he may reward us
20:13no wait
20:14I think I have an idea
20:17if he is a wealthy man
20:19and we nurse him back to health
20:22he may reward us
20:25oh brilliant my lord
20:27very good thinking
20:28thank you Bordrick
20:31well what would you expect
20:33after all
20:34who has the fastest brain in the land
20:37Prince Edmund
20:38Duke of Edinburgh
20:39who is the boldest horseman in the land
20:42Prince Edmund
20:44Duke of Edinburgh
20:45who is the bravest swordsman in the land
20:48oh don't tell me that's that earl from Norfolk
20:51Prince Edmund
20:52Duke of Edinburgh
20:53precisely
20:54or
20:56as I shall be known
20:57from now on
21:00the black
21:03vegetable
21:07my lord
21:08wouldn't something like
21:09the black adder
21:11sound better
21:12no
21:12wait
21:13I think I have a better idea
21:17what about
21:18the black
21:20adder
21:27that one
21:29that pair
21:31that one
21:44that pair
21:52very witty my lord
21:54thank you Bordrick
21:55very very very witty my lord
21:58thank you Bessie
21:59you're certainly wittier than your father my lord
22:02yes and head and shoulders over Richard the third
22:07you're not supposed to be witty
22:11no my lord
22:12that that was
22:13an example of the sort of thing that
22:16you yourself
22:17would not scoop to
22:19go away
22:20yes my lord
22:39oh you're still here are you
22:41uh yes
22:48wait a moment
22:49haven't I seen you somewhere before
22:53I don't know
22:54I feel that I've seen you before also
22:58well I am Prince Edmund
23:01son of Richard the fourth
23:03why are you
23:05well I'm not important
23:07not important
23:08you mean you're not rich
23:09oh yes
23:11yes I'm incredibly rich
23:12I'm I'm a very wealthy
23:15modest
23:17person
23:17who wishes to remain
23:19nameless
23:20well you'd better be rich
23:21get your money together
23:22get better and get out of my bed
23:24is that clear
23:35oh yes
23:35very fetching
23:43and hello to you
23:47hello
23:48hello
23:50goodness me
23:51I hadn't expected to see you like this
23:56sitting down you mean
23:58yes that's right
24:00sitting down
24:01goodness look
24:03look you're sitting down
24:04yes
24:05good lord
24:05I haven't seen you
24:07sitting down
24:08since uh
24:09yesterday
24:11was it only yesterday
24:13good lord
24:14um
24:17well
24:18how was your battle
24:19fine
24:21somebody cut my head off
24:22at one point
24:23but otherwise
24:23everything went swimmingly
24:25how are you Edna
24:27Edmund
24:28oh your father told me
24:29Edna
24:29no no
24:31so Edna
24:32you loathsome
24:33little fairy maggot
24:34how are you
24:35uh
24:36oh how
24:36how very very kind of you to ask
24:38um
24:39your majesty
24:39I'm very well
24:41and uh
24:42and it's very good to see you
24:44because
24:45frankly
24:46yes
24:47well
24:47well
24:48well frankly
24:49uh
24:50gosh you look well
24:52frankly what
24:54spit it out
24:54you horrid little scabby reptile
24:57uh
24:58well
24:58frankly
24:59everyone thought you were dead
25:02well frankly
25:04I am
25:09do come in
25:11no don't come in
25:12why not
25:13have you got someone in there with you
25:16um
25:17not
25:18as such
25:19is it a woman
25:20no
25:22is it a man
25:23um
25:28um
25:29um
25:29yes
25:29yes it is
25:31you hesitated Edmund
25:33it's not a sheep
25:35is it
25:36yes it is not a sheep
25:38well then let me in
25:40so farewell Edna
25:42you'll be seeing me later
25:48um
25:49have uh
25:50have you got
25:51transport
25:53um
25:54perhaps you'd like
25:55to borrow my horse again
25:57oh
25:57or at all
25:58I mean not that you've borrowed it before
26:02coming
26:09are you all right Edmund
26:12oh you look as if you've just seen a ghost
26:15yes
26:15hurry up anyway
26:17you're expected at the banquet
26:19um
26:19look um
26:20brother
26:21uh
26:22you won't
26:22tell anyone about my oversleeping
26:25uh
26:25this morning
26:25and
26:26and
26:26what have you
26:27now will you
26:28now would I
26:29why Edmund
26:29do I tell people that your brother Harry is scared of spoons
26:33or that your father has very small private parts
26:39oh
26:39mother
26:40me
26:43me
26:45oh Edmund
26:48that's the lying
26:49I find so hurtful
27:02you're slitting right at me
27:04I'm so sorry I'm beat
27:07hold
27:08you dare sit there boy
27:11that was King Richard's seat
27:12would you insult his ghost
27:15um
27:16no
27:17no sorry
27:20yes find your own chair
27:22you smelly little dog's pizzle
27:32how many prisoners have you got Harry
27:34I'm not Harry
27:35I'm Richard
27:36send a brace to my room will you
27:39very well
27:39do you want them
27:40hello
27:40no fresh ones
27:41hello
27:41I want to practice my back
27:43is everybody there
27:43I don't think you need to
27:44where you slaughtered Lord Stanley
27:46hello
27:48oh I wish Uncle Dickie was here
27:52don't Dickie me
27:53ducky
27:59tonight
28:00honoured friends
28:02we are gathered to celebrate
28:03a great victory
28:05and to mourn
28:07a great loss
28:09a toast
28:10to our triumph
28:12our triumph
28:13and I raise our royal cast
28:16upon the man who slew Richard
28:19our noble king
28:20it was him
28:23oh my god
28:25quiet at the end there
28:26whoever it was
28:28it was him
28:29Edna
28:30wherever he be
28:31he's down there at the end
28:32he shall be struck down
28:34well then get on with it
28:35you stupid oaf
28:36he's there
28:37it wasn't me
28:38who said that
28:39he killed me this afternoon
28:41I didn't
28:42well then who did
28:43it was actually Edmund
28:44who interrupted sire
28:46hang the little slug
28:47I will have silence
28:53another toast
28:54to dead King Richard
28:57oh my
28:58guard
28:59gentlemen
29:01King Richard
29:02thank you all
29:04thank you very much
29:05for nothing
29:06thank you so much
29:08that's the last
29:09you'll be seeing of me
29:10not that you've seen
29:12much of me
29:13in any way
29:16now that we have silence
29:18we shall continue
29:19with the ceremony
29:20of desecration
29:22produce the portrait
29:24of the pretender
29:25Henry Tudor
29:34oh my god
29:36oh
29:46good evening
29:48oh
29:48where's Henry Tudor
29:57where is he
29:58where is he
30:15thank you so much
30:44all open
30:45hail
30:47hail
30:48hail
30:48ruler of men
30:50ravisher of women
30:52slayer of kings
30:54be gone
30:55hideous crones
30:57be not
30:58of men
30:58be not
31:00overcome with fear
31:01be not
31:02paralysed with terror
31:05why have you
31:06lured me here
31:07you loathsome
31:08drabs
31:09we bear good news
31:11what news could such
31:13repulsive harbingers
31:15convey
31:15today has brought
31:18me scorching
31:19that one day
31:20oh
31:21glorious day
31:22one day
31:24oh
31:25happy day
31:29yes
31:30you shall be
31:34king
31:36yes
31:37your majesty
31:41well that is good news
31:44isn't it
31:44god be with you
31:46you
31:47snaggletoothed
31:49vultures
31:49history
31:51here i come
31:52the sun
31:55of who feet
31:56cross the glade
31:57good folk
31:59lock up your son
32:00and daughter
32:01beware
32:03the deadly
32:04flashing blade
32:05unless you want
32:07to end up
32:08shorter
32:09black
32:10adder
32:11black
32:12adder
32:14he rides a
32:15pitch black
32:16steed
32:17black
32:18adder
32:20black
32:20adder
32:22he's
32:22very
32:23bad
32:24indeed
32:26black
32:27his gloves
32:28are finest
32:28mold
32:29black
32:31his cutpiece
32:32made of
32:32metal
32:33his horse
32:35is blacker
32:36than a wool
32:38his pot
32:39is blacker
32:40than his kettle
32:42black
32:42adder
32:44black adder
32:46with many
32:47a cunning
32:48plan
32:49black adder
32:52black adder
32:54you horrid
32:55little
32:56man
32:59he wasn't as
33:01i expected
33:02him
33:02i thought
33:03he was
33:03very rude
33:04i thought
33:06henry tudor
33:07would be
33:07better looking
33:08yes
33:09not so jewish
33:11more like
33:12that man
33:12who rode by
33:13just before
33:17he was
33:19he was
33:20he was
33:21a
33:21talk
33:22all
33:22and
33:24and
33:26and
33:26Vabbè
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