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Blackadder (1983) - Stagione 1
Ambientata alla fine del medioevo, il protagonista è il principe Edmund Blackadder (interpretato da Rowan Atkinson), un nobile ingenuo e inetto, che cerca di sopravvivere tra intrighi e conflitti di potere.
#blackadder #rowanatkinson #subita
Ambientata alla fine del medioevo, il protagonista è il principe Edmund Blackadder (interpretato da Rowan Atkinson), un nobile ingenuo e inetto, che cerca di sopravvivere tra intrighi e conflitti di potere.
#blackadder #rowanatkinson #subita
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00:35Let your hands take possession of the ramparts of my plumpies
00:39For I'm yours
00:42And yours alone
00:45And I'm yours
00:46I thought you your brother
01:05And I thought you were ways to trust me
01:34In 1495...
01:35In 1922, after the death of Randolph XII of Saxony and the collapse of the Treaty of Insects, Europe was
01:41in disarray.
01:43Kingdoms rose and fell. Borders, even languages, changed.
01:47Men were killed by their own side and women raped by soldiers of up to seven different nations of England.
01:56The courts of Europe throbbed with activity, and none more so than England.
02:05I can take them in. My lord, Borders, the Swiss have invaded France.
02:12Excellent! Wessex, while they're away, take 10,000 troops and pillage Geneva.
02:19But the Swiss are our allies, my lord.
02:21Oh, yes. Well, get them to dress up as Germans, will you?
02:26Chiswick, remind me to send flowers to the king of France in sympathy for the death of his son.
02:31The one you had murdered, my lord?
02:32Yes, that's it, fellow.
02:33Father? My lord?
02:35Will you get away from me?
02:38Ah, Harry, the gentle art of diplomacy.
02:42But you know where the real secret of diplomacy lies, don't you, my boy?
02:46Well, actually, I don't, father, but I would like to know.
02:48There.
02:52I can't imagine anything of any real interest down there.
02:55Let me explain. What's that for?
02:57Well, a couple of things.
02:59Correct. And what of those things is?
03:01Best not mentioned, really.
03:03Right!
03:04And the other is fornication.
03:06And without fornication, there is no marriage.
03:09And without marriage, there is no diplomacy.
03:11Oh, I see.
03:13Very good. Come on. Let me explain further.
03:15You see, my boy, I have decided to ally to a nation most threatening to France.
03:20The answer, of course, is, you see, Spain.
03:24And the best way to cement an alliance, of course, is marriage.
03:28Therefore, I have decided that you shall marry the Spanish Infanta.
03:33Oh, congratulations, your boy.
03:35Oh, come on, my lady.
03:36Yes, sir.
03:36Actually, I don't think I can.
03:41What?
03:44Why not?
03:45Well, I am already engaged.
03:47What?
03:48Who to, boy?
03:49Princess Leia of Hungary, and the Grand Duchess Ursula of Brandenburg, and Queen Beowulfa of Iceland, and Countess Caroline of
03:58Luxembourg, Bertha of Flanders, Bertha of Brussels, Bernard of Saxe-Coburg, and Jezebel of Estonia.
04:04Oh, no. No, no, no. Sorry. That should be Bertha of Saxe-Coburg, and Jeremy of Estonia.
04:12Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
04:15But if I haven't got a son to marry her, then the whole plan falls apart.
04:21Your Majesty.
04:22Yes?
04:24You do have another son, my lord.
04:27What?
04:30My God.
04:31Of course.
04:32You're right.
04:33The slimy one.
04:35What's his name?
04:36Edmund, my lord.
04:37Yes, Osman.
04:39Osman can marry the infanter.
04:42Yes, sir.
04:43Then, with the Spanish alliance, we can massacre both the Swiss and the French.
04:48And sir!
04:49By dividing their forces into two.
04:51Yes, sir!
04:52Preferably, they're top halves from their bottom hand.
04:56And sir!
05:07Good morning, my lord.
05:08Good morning, my lord.
05:09Good morning.
05:13My god, what's happened to your neck?
05:16Um, well, well, well, well, well, they're love bites.
05:22They're more like dog bites to me.
05:26Well, yes, yes, she was, um, a bit of an animal.
05:32Oh, yes.
05:33Fight to the death, eh?
05:34Oh, yes.
05:35Well, as my tutor old bubble face used to say, make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch
05:41some disgusting skin disease.
05:46Actually, I'd be prepared to swear those were dog bites.
05:49They are not dog bites.
05:51She was very attractive.
05:53Yeah, shiny coat, wet nose, clear eyes.
05:56No, Baldrick.
05:57It was a woman.
05:59Fair enough, my lord.
06:01Right.
06:02Now that's sorted out.
06:07Percy, what are we up to today?
06:13Well, my lord, first, I thought that you and I might get out of common prisoners.
06:21And actually, I think Baldrick may have a point there.
06:23They do look rather like dog bites.
06:24Yes, yes, all right, all right, all right.
06:25That dog bites, that dog bites, I got bitten by a dog.
06:27A woman pushed me off a rampart because she thought I was so hideously ugly and I got ravaged by
06:32a raven dog.
06:33Does that satisfy you?
06:34Yes, my lord, yes.
06:35Good, excellent, good, right?
06:40Yes, Percy, you were saying?
06:42Right, my lord.
06:43Well, I thought that we might say it wasn't a woman.
06:45No, it was a dog, it was a dog, it was a very great dog.
06:50Right, my lord.
06:51Of course, Harry gets all the women, doesn't he?
06:53Shut up.
06:54I never want to hear women mentioned in my company again.
06:57What about dogs?
06:58All dogs, shut up.
07:00I never want to see a woman again.
07:02If any woman wants to talk to me, you can warn her.
07:05The black adder is a venomous reptile and women are his prey.
07:13Enter!
07:15Unless you're a woman, in which case, prepare to be thrown out of the window with your dog.
07:20My lord, I bring a message.
07:22Yes, obviously, you're a messenger.
07:25You are engaged to be married to the Infanta Maria of Spain.
07:30My lord, I bring a message.
07:32You are engaged.
07:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
07:36Come on, get out.
07:38Get out.
07:41Out.
07:43Out.
07:47Well, boys.
07:49Did you hear that?
07:51I am to marry the Infanta of Spain.
07:55Yes, my lord.
07:56Shall I go and tell her?
07:57What?
07:58The black adder is a venomous reptile.
08:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
08:04no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:06This is a beautiful, royal princess.
08:11Just imagine what the Spanish Infanta must be like.
08:18Oh!
08:26Ah, bienvenido a nuestro castillo.
08:30Espero que encuentre los desagües a su satisfacción.
08:39In Spanish, it means, welcome to our castle.
08:42I hope you find the drains to your satisfaction.
08:44Well, here you are.
08:45I've jotted it down for you.
08:46Should help you break the ice with the Infanta.
08:48Oh, by the way, I don't think you know the Countess Caroline of Luxembourg.
08:53Ah, no.
08:55How do you do, young lady?
08:57Well, good luck.
08:58Bienvenu a notre chateau, Caroline.
09:02Luxembourg.
09:02Ha!
09:03My God, have you ever seen anyone so obviously seething with jealousy?
09:07No, I haven't.
09:08Seethe, seethe, seethe.
09:09If he goes on seething like that much longer, he'll turn into a seethe.
09:14Baldrick.
09:15What are you talking about?
09:16My Lord.
09:16Yes, what is it?
09:17You know, they do say that the Infanta's eyes are more beautiful than the famous Stone of Galveston.
09:23Hmm.
09:24What?
09:26The famous Stone of Galveston, my Lord.
09:30And what's that exactly?
09:33Well, it's a famous blue stone.
09:37And it comes from Galveston.
09:43And what about it?
09:46Well, my Lord, the Infanta's eyes are bluer than it for a start.
09:49I see.
09:50And have you ever seen this Stone?
09:53No.
09:54Not as such, my Lord.
09:55But I know a couple of people who have and they say it's very, very bluey.
09:59Gee.
09:59And have these people seen the Infanta's eyes?
10:02No, I shouldn't think so, my Lord.
10:04And neither have you, presumably.
10:06No, my Lord.
10:06So what you're telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else.
10:13You have never seen it.
10:18Yes, my Lord.
10:20Percy, in the end, you are about as much less to me as a bluey head.
10:24An affliction with which you must be familiar, never actually having had a break.
10:29Hello.
10:31Hello.
10:32Here I am, awaiting the arrival of the most beautiful, ravishing...
10:36Hello.
10:36Look, leave me alone, will you?
10:38I'm trying to talk to someone.
10:39While you're wittering away like a pox-ridden moorhead.
10:44You are the true love of my life, my love, my love.
10:47What?
10:48This isn't from you.
10:50You are the only one for me I merely want to hug and kiss you.
10:54Oh, no one told me you had a beard.
11:01Must be Jeremy of Estonia.
11:03No, I'm the Infanta.
11:05Well, absolutely.
11:13I have waited for this moment all my life.
11:16Oh, your nose is smaller than I expected.
11:22I have a very similar disappointment.
11:27Oh, my me.
11:29Oh, my me.
11:30My love, my love.
11:41Your lips I like.
11:47It is the rest of you, buddy, I wish to find out more about.
11:59My lord, news.
12:00What?
12:01The Spanish Infanta has arrived.
12:02Ah, good news.
12:03Soon we will have Spain in our grip.
12:05My lord, news.
12:06What?
12:07The King of France sends his greetings.
12:08Ah, good news.
12:09My diplomacy triumphs.
12:11My lord, no.
12:12What?
12:13Lord Wessex is dead.
12:14Ah, this news is not so good.
12:19Pardon, my lord.
12:20I like it not.
12:20Bring me some other news.
12:22Pardon, my lord.
12:23I like not this news.
12:25Bring me some other news.
12:26Yes, my lord.
12:32My lord, news.
12:33What?
12:34Lord Wessex is not dead.
12:35Ah, good news.
12:37Let there be joy and celebration.
12:39Let jubilation reign.
12:40Yes, my lord.
12:41Oh, yes.
12:42And tell Osmond that the father's strength and ties with Spain,
12:46he marries tomorrow.
12:47Yes, my lord.
12:50Chizzy.
12:52Fresh horses.
12:58My god.
12:59In 24 hours, I'll be married to a walrus.
13:03You can't just knock her out, you know.
13:05Well, you may be right.
13:09But that's it.
13:10Hold up for at least a minute.
13:12Wait a moment, my lord.
13:14I think I may have a plan to get you out of this marriage.
13:18Yes, but it's a stupid plan, Percy.
13:20Let's face it.
13:22Oh, well, yes.
13:23Yes, maybe you're right.
13:24But tell me what it is anyway.
13:26Ah, no.
13:27Actually, I don't think I'll bother, my lord.
13:29Oh, please.
13:29Please.
13:30Tell me what your plan is.
13:31Please tell me.
13:32Please tell me.
13:33All right.
13:35Well, I go along.
13:37Come to the infanta's room
13:38and tell her that you've gone mad.
13:42She comes to the door
13:43and you meet her disguised as a little pig.
13:51This is the coming.
13:53Instead of saying, oink, oink, you say,
14:03and she'll know you're mad and leave.
14:11and she'll know you're mad and leave.
14:11Is it right, Percy?
14:12You're from the bottom.
14:13My lord.
14:15What?
14:16I also have a plan.
14:18Yes?
14:19Why not make her think you prefer the company of men?
14:23I do, Paul Brick, I do.
14:24No, no, no, my lord.
14:25I mean, um...
14:26The, uh...
14:28Intimate company of men.
14:35You don't mean like the Earl of Doncaster.
14:40I mean, just like the Earl of Doncaster.
14:44That great radish.
14:46That steaming great left footer.
14:49The Earl of Doncaster,
14:51Balric, has been riding side-saddle
14:53since he was 17.
14:54Who would marry the Earl of Doncaster?
14:57Well, no one would...
14:59Brilliant.
15:00No one would marry the Earl of Doncaster.
15:05Except perhaps...
15:06the Duke of Beaufort.
15:09What are we going to do?
15:10Well, first we've got to get you looking right.
15:12Right.
15:12We just need to drape something effeminate
15:14round your shoulders.
15:16Either of the Beaufort twins should do.
15:25Right.
15:26Perfect.
15:28Now,
15:29all you need to do
15:30is practice with Percy.
15:33Practice what?
15:35Presentation, my lord.
15:36You stand over here.
15:38And, my lord,
15:39just there.
15:40Right, now,
15:41Percy,
15:42Lord Edmund
15:43is going to try and make himself, uh,
15:46attractive to you.
15:49Attractive?
15:50You know, like...
15:51like the Earl of Doncaster.
15:53Good lord.
15:54Hmm.
15:55Oh, well, fair enough.
15:58Oh, then, no, you act normal.
16:00I'm the Earl of Doncaster.
16:02It's me.
16:04Right, right.
16:07Go.
16:08Go.
16:11Go.
16:35Oh, my God, this is impossible.
16:37I can't do this.
16:38Never mind.
16:39I've got a couple more things might help.
16:41Oh, Percy.
16:42Percy, what am I going to do?
16:44Well, perhaps we could try and strike up a conversation.
16:48Ah, ah, ah, right.
16:50Um...
16:52Hello, there.
16:54Ah, hello.
16:56How are you?
16:58I'm fine.
17:00Have you heard?
17:01Prince Edmund's going to marry the Spanish infant.
17:03And that's very dumb, well, isn't that anyone who's done that I want.
17:06He's going to get a...
17:06Oh, you hear me?
17:09Oh.
17:10Oh.
17:11Oh.
17:11Oh.
17:11Oh.
17:11Yes, that's the kind of thing.
17:13Oh.
17:16Oh.
17:17Oh.
17:17Oh.
17:18Oh.
17:19Oh.
17:20Oh.
17:23Oh.
17:24Morning, Doncaster.
17:26Chiswick.
17:27Take this to the Queen of Naples.
17:29What is it, my lord?
17:30The King of Naples.
17:31The Queen of Naples.
17:34Right.
17:35Quick.
17:36Ah.
17:36Quick.
17:37Ah.
17:38Quick.
17:38Oh, my God.
17:40Ah.
17:41Some, ah, lark for the stag party, what?
17:44Um.
17:45Yes.
17:46Yes, that's right.
17:47I don't think you've met the Grand Duchess Ursula of Brandon.
17:50Oh, no.
17:52How do you do Ursula?
17:54Actually, I wanted to have a word with you about my speech at the wedding feast.
17:57I thought perhaps I'd go for a fruit motif.
18:00Yes.
18:01Something like, ah, it is with extraordinary pleasure that we welcome you.
18:05Ah.
18:06May you be the apple of your husband's eye.
18:09Ah.
18:09And may he, in turn, cherries you.
18:13Ah.
18:14Cherish, you see.
18:16Oh.
18:16Ah.
18:17Ah.
18:17Even though it's an oranged marriage.
18:20Ah.
18:21Ah.
18:21What do you think?
18:23.
18:24Good.
18:25Quite.
18:26Quite brilliant.
18:27Yes.
18:27I thought it was rather good.
18:28and I'm hoping to squeeze in a banana
18:30by the end of the day.
18:31Willkommen, come on, schloss.
18:36Come on, all.
18:37This is it.
18:43Oh, mother, for Christ's sake,
18:45what do you want?
18:46Oh, nothing, nothing.
18:48But this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
18:54Oh.
19:01It's working, it's working.
19:05Te abrazio e te amo totalmente.
19:08Oh, I embrace and love you utterly.
19:12What?
19:13Che amor es este,
19:14que tu ha disprudas como un español
19:17per completerme.
19:18Oh, what a love this must be
19:20that you dress like a Spanish man to delight me.
19:23Come on, drink.
19:24Che amor, che amor.
19:26What a love, what a love, what a love.
19:30Look at the two love birds.
19:33One love bird and one love elephant.
19:36It's almost as if they were married already.
19:39What did you say?
19:41It's almost as if you were married already.
19:44That's what I thought you said.
19:48Boys?
19:49What's my last example?
19:51I don't think I have another breed.
19:53Oh.
19:54Oh.
19:57Oh.
19:58Oh, God.
20:01Oh, God.
20:30Perci, è la prima cosa che tu puoi fare?
20:32D'accordo, io voglio capire la mia moglie.
20:34Sì, ma è solo per un paese.
20:37Sì, è vero.
20:39Voi, vieni, papà.
20:40Sì, vieni bene.
20:43Ci siamo chiedi qui, grazie il Lorde,
20:46per fare la notizia a una notizia molto breve.
20:49...to the marriage of these two God-fearing Christians, Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh, and Tully Applebottom.
20:58Is that right?
21:00Oh, yes, that's right.
21:03Whoever would have thought it.
21:04The Duke of Edinburgh, consumed with passion, whisks away little Tully.
21:12Shut up!
21:14Come on, get out with it, Father, for goodness sake.
21:16Yes, very well.
21:17Are you Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh?
21:20No, I'm a bowl of soup.
21:24Come on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
21:26And are you Miss Tully Applebottom?
21:29Mrs.
21:30Mrs.
21:32Ah.
21:39Well, never mind. Get on with it, Father, come on.
21:41Yes, but surely...
21:42No, the church is never going to progress with this and just a bit adaptable.
21:46Oh, yes, but this is most unusual.
21:49Although, mind you, hasn't the church always dealt with the unusual, the miracle with the fishes, for example?
21:55Now, we continue.
21:56So, no one knows any cause or just impediment why these persons may not be joined together in holy matrimony.
22:01No, no, no, no.
22:05Yes!
22:06Oh, and, er, you are Mr. Applebottom.
22:10Then you are the father of the bride.
22:12No, I'm the husband of the bride.
22:15Oh, this is my husband, Thomas.
22:17Thomas, this is my fiancé, the Duke of Edinburgh.
22:21This Edmund, this is Thomas.
22:24Thomas, this is father of...
22:26Smith, I called about the ducking stall firm.
22:29Mr. Applebottom, I was just wondering whether I could possibly have a temporary arrangement with your good lady.
22:36I only need her for a very short stint.
22:41Look, look, look, you stupid pedant.
22:43All I want to do is marry your wife, girl.
22:46Oh, that was the Duke of Edinburgh, you know.
22:51No.
22:52That would be the Earl of Doncaster.
22:58Esto es bien.
23:00Well, this is nice.
23:03Hablamos un poco de cosas de mujeres.
23:05To have a little talk about a lady's face.
23:08Oh, sí, los dos solas.
23:10Just the two of us.
23:12Sí, bueno.
23:14Señora, hábleme de los hombres ingleses.
23:17So tell me, Mrs. Queen, about English men.
23:21Oh, well, they spend most of their time with animals, you know, and with other men.
23:27But, oh, when they do come to the women, they only want one thing.
23:33Que?
23:34Que?
23:35And what is that?
23:35Well, it's a kind of pudding, made with bread and butter and raisins.
23:41And, of course, the other thing.
23:46Que es lo otro?
23:47Que es lo otro?
23:48And what is the other thing?
24:01Edmund, what's he like?
24:04Like?
24:04Well, I told you, this pudding...
24:07No, no, no, no, no.
24:08No, en la cama.
24:10Now, what's he like in bed?
24:14Oh, oh, in bed.
24:16Well, in bed, he likes hot milk with just a little talk of cinnamon.
24:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:23What is he like?
24:30Yes, well, he's like a little rabbit, really.
24:33Con il ginello.
24:35Con il ginello.
24:39Mamma, mamma, quanto la quiero.
24:42Mamma, mamma, how much I love you.
24:47I would never have believed that my stag party would be like this.
24:54The most depressing night of my life.
24:59Well, my lord, at least you can take solace from God.
25:03What's that?
25:04I'll be pretty sure your wife's a virgin.
25:07At least there are no living witnesses to the contrary.
25:12If she wasn't, we might still stand a chance.
25:16Officially, you've still got to be a virgin.
25:18Right.
25:21What, my lord?
25:25Oh!
25:27Oh, no.
25:30No.
25:32No!
25:33Yes!
25:35Yes!
25:36Yes!
25:38Please, my lord, I'd like you to reconsider.
25:41Balbeck, if there was any other way, you'd know I'd take it.
25:45But I'd die in there.
25:46Don't worry.
25:47We'll give you a hero's funeral.
25:49Bury you at sea.
25:51Say you died in combat with an enemy vessel.
25:54Right.
25:55There we are.
25:55Go on, in you go.
25:58Little boy with big job to do.
26:01Go on, Percy.
26:02Get the king.
26:04Come on.
26:18in combat.
26:23In combat.
26:26Oh!
26:27Ed... Ed and... Ed... Edmundo!
26:29Edmondo Amormillo
26:30Oh Edmond, my love
26:37My lord, your majesty
26:39What?
26:41I bring the gravest of news
26:44What?
26:45Have armies of the Rhyme been slaughtered to a man
26:48and their heads cut off
26:50and motor cheese poured down their nostrils
26:52in the traditional Swiss manner?
26:54No, my lord
26:59Don't hold back, please, my little world
27:02How do you make the news of the Russian royal family
27:05mistaken for bison due to their excessive winter clothing
27:08and hunted down, chumped to pieces
27:10and eaten as little sweets by Mongolia bandits?
27:14No, my lord
27:15No!
27:18Securo
27:19Well, what then?
27:21My lord
27:23The Spanish Infanta
27:25is not a virgin
27:27Oh
27:27Oh, yes, I know that
27:29My lord
27:31Her uncle told me
27:32Again, please
27:33We took five hundred off the gallery because of it
27:37But I thought
27:38Only one of you has to be a virgin
27:43Anything else?
27:45Sì!
28:15Deale Pellavi,
28:18we are gathered together here in the sight of our Lord
28:21to witness the marriage of two God-fearing Christians.
28:28Are you Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh?
28:31Yes, I am.
28:33And are you Maria Escolosa Fianna in Franca?
28:36Sì, sì, date presa, stupido!
28:39Deja che mis voluminosos mussels te abrotten!
28:42Yes, you stupid person, hurry up.
28:44I wish to entwine him again in my broad thighs.
28:47Marriage is an holy state conceived by God.
28:51If any men here knows just cause why they may not be married,
28:56let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
29:01Now's your chance.
29:03So be it.
29:05Oh, thanks a lot.
29:07Come on!
29:08Come on!
29:09Do you, Edward Pantagenet?
29:11He used that Edmundo Pantagenato.
29:14Oh, shut up!
29:15Silencio!
29:15To be your awful wedded wife,
29:16to heaven hold,
29:18to cherish and to delight,
29:19to chastise and to beat until death.
29:23Yeah, until death do you pass.
29:27Speak up!
29:28Can't hear a thing back here!
29:30I do.
29:33I do!
29:34I do!
29:35I do!
29:35Do you, Maria Scalosa Infanta?
29:38Si!
29:39Si!
29:39Si!
29:40Yes!
29:42Oh, no!
29:44I then pronounce you...
29:45Stop!
29:47Price!
29:47I bring absolutely unbelievable news that must halt the wedding!
29:52What?
29:54Have the Swiss and French made sudden peace with each other at a mountain pass rendezvous,
29:59then forged the clandestine alliance with Spain,
30:02thus leaving us without friends in Europe,
30:04unless by chance we make an immediate pact with Hungary?
30:12Yes!
30:13As I thought!
30:16Have any Hungarian princesses in the castle?
30:19Oh, yes, Father.
30:20I think I've got one.
30:22Um...
30:23Yes, Princess Leia of Hungary.
30:25What's she like?
30:27Uh, Leia is, uh, young and beautiful,
30:30her eyes are like opals,
30:32and her hair a cascade of perfect chestnut.
30:34Oh, well, that sounds all right, doesn't it?
30:36Oh, well, that sounds all right, doesn't it?
30:36Excuse me, what is happening, please?
30:39Call her into the court!
30:41Alas, with that great Spanish dumpling there!
30:45Get her out of my sight at once, or I'll eat her!
30:51I love a sight, a sight, eh?
30:53Sorry, what can I do? Politics?
30:58Where is she? Where is she?
31:00Where is Princess Leia?
31:09Ah, cool.
31:11Cool!
31:12Osmond, get your new wife!
31:15Hello, Edmund.
31:18Are we getting married now?
31:20Yes, yes, I believe we are.
31:23Come on, then.
31:38Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
31:52And so it came to pass
31:54that the big bear had to leave all his friends
31:58and go to live in a land far away
32:01where the elves and the fairies would look after him
32:06until the day that he died.
32:09Oh!
32:11Oh, that was lovely, Edmund.
32:13What a happy story.
32:17Isn't it time to put the light out?
32:20Yes, my dear, I think it is.
32:22It must be at least six o'clock.
32:27The sound of hoofbeats cross the glade
32:31Good folk, lock up your son and daughter
32:35Beware the deadly flashing blade
32:39Unless you want to end up shorter
32:45Blackadder, Blackadder
32:47He rides a pitch-black steed
32:51Blackadder, Blackadder
32:55He's very bad indeed
33:00Black, his gloves are finest mould
33:04Black, his codpiece made of metal
33:08His horse is blacker than a vole
33:12His pot is blacker than his kettle
33:16Blackadder, Blackadder
33:19With many a cunning plan
33:26Blackadder, Blackadder
33:27You horrid little man
33:33Can I have a drink of water, please?
33:37Yes, yes, yes, all right.
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