00:07When your room looks kinda weird, and you wish that you weren't there,
00:13just close your eyes and fix your knees, and you can be everywhere!
00:34I'm wrong, and Mallory's right. The world is ending.
00:42Oh, I'd love to meet Michael J. Fox! He's my absolute, fantabulous favorite!
00:51Shh! Quiet, Piggy, we're trying to watch!
00:55Everything is gonna be perfect. Just... perfect.
01:03It's a Hollywood celebration!
01:06Hey, what's that?
01:07A very special TV special about the movie capital of the world!
01:22Starring all your favorite stars, the biggest names in show business!
01:26Hey!
01:30Gosh, I love movie stars!
01:33Yeah, like Max Headroom!
01:35Huh?
01:38Stars are the most of my favorite people!
01:43Gonzo, st-st-st-st-stop it!
01:46He's the weirdest guy on TV!
01:51I know! Let's send letters to our favorite stars!
01:55Yeah!
01:56But we can't even write!
01:58Oh, okay. Then let's just send blank paper!
02:01Ozzy!
02:03What?
02:04I know! We can get Nanny to help us write letters to the stars!
02:08And we'll draw pictures of ourselves and put them inside!
02:11Yeah!
02:12A really good idea!
02:14Maybe they'll send us their autographs!
02:16Nitto!
02:17Hey, Fozzy! That was a pretty good idea!
02:20Yeah!
02:21Whose idea was it?
02:23Huh?
02:24I'm sending my picture to Supergirl! She's super neat-o!
02:29Well, I'm sending mine to the greatest detective in the world! Magnum P.I!
02:34I'm sending my picture to King Kong!
02:37Don't be silly, Gonzo! King Kong's a giant monkey!
02:41Oh!
02:42Well, then I'll send him a picture of a huge banana!
02:46I'm making a computer picture of me and Conky the robot to send to Pee Wee Herman!
02:51Re-re-re-re-re ready to work this year, Scooter!
02:54Huh?
02:56Hey!
02:57What's that, Piggy?
02:58It's my autograph, silly!
03:00It is?
03:01Uh-huh!
03:02It's very important for big stars to sign autographs!
03:06But you're not a big star yet, Piggy!
03:09Someday I will be!
03:11I'll be the biggest star there ever was!
03:14I'll be wonderful in every part I play!
03:17Like, uh...
03:18Like...
03:19Like...
03:20Like...
03:20Like...
03:20Little orphan piggy!
03:24Today!
03:25Today!
03:26I want it all today!
03:28Tomorrow too far away!
03:31Ha-ha!
03:32Gimme!
03:32Arf! Arf!
03:33Arf!
03:34Arf!
03:34Can you picture me on the Cosby Show?
03:37Uh, okay.
03:38Let's have a meeting in the living room.
03:41Rudy!
03:41Hey!
03:43Can I dance?
03:48Or...
03:49As Piggy Poppins!
03:51Remember, children...
03:52Life is Super Califrogi!
03:54Super Falla Cagey!
03:56Super...
03:57Fagil...
03:58Um...
03:59Super!
04:00Super!
04:02Bye now!
04:04Goodbye!
04:05Bye!
04:06Whoa!
04:08What's fun with this stupid umbrella?
04:10Bye now!
04:11Yay!
04:12It appears we have unidentified blind men here in the vicinity of High Park in Kittleton Gulf.
04:19Whoa!
04:21Bodgy, what are you doing?
04:23I'm your biggest fan, Piggy!
04:25Oh!
04:26Thank you!
04:27Now turn it off!
04:29Uh...
04:29Okay!
04:30Whoa!
04:31Ugh!
04:32Are you alright, Piggy?
04:34Uh-huh!
04:35Oh, Kirby!
04:36I can't sit around here waiting to be discovered!
04:38I just have to go to Hollywood!
04:41But what'll you do in Hollywood, Piggy?
04:44Simple!
04:45She'll sit around there waiting to be discovered!
04:48Uh-uh, Skeeter!
04:50I'll hang around with all the really big stars!
04:54It's magic!
05:00Oh, Michael!
05:01We meet at last!
05:03Hey!
05:04Did you see...
05:05It's him!
05:06It's him!
05:07It's him!
05:08Excuse Ma, sir!
05:10Who is everyone blinking at?
05:12Why, it's the biggest director in Hollywood!
05:15Steven Weird Bird!
05:16Oh!
05:17This could be my big break!
05:20Hee-hee!
05:22That's me!
05:23Those eyes!
05:24I'm gonna have you star in my next picture!
05:28E.T.'s Close Encounter with Indiana Jaws!
05:31Catchy title, huh?
05:33Oh, Mr. Weird Bird!
05:35Here I am!
05:36Perfect!
05:37Perfect!
05:38What?
05:40Wait!
05:40Look at that face!
05:42What an alien!
05:44This movie will break all records!
05:47I'll show you a broken record!
05:50You...
05:50You...
05:51Weird Bird!
06:00Wow!
06:01My goodness!
06:02I can't believe it!
06:04Ed McMahon!
06:05Why, you're the prettiest pig I've ever seen!
06:07You just have to come with me and be on Star Search!
06:10What?
06:11On Star Search?
06:12Oh!
06:13I should never ask!
06:17Hey, Piggy!
06:18May I have your autograph before you go to Hollywood?
06:21Not me!
06:22Now, Scooter!
06:23I've got to get ready to be on Star Search!
06:28What are you doing, Piggy?
06:30I've got to find something to wear!
06:32Do my hair!
06:33Write my act!
06:34Gee!
06:35Can I help?
06:36Um...
06:36No, I don't think so, Fozzie!
06:39This kind of work requires a professional!
06:42I'm a professional?
06:44Hey, Kermit!
06:45What is a professional?
06:47This is it!
06:48This is a dress I'll wear on Star Search!
06:52Next, we have a talented youngster I personally discovered in a local record store!
06:57So, without further ado, the one, the only, Baby Piggy!
07:01ε₯½η Wellington
07:08Thanks for joining me.
07:10Whoops!
07:11Um.
07:12Thank you, Animal!
07:14Thank you!
07:16Um...
07:18Excuse me, Mr. McMahon!
07:20Where are my cue cards?
07:22Uh- I gave them to the bear, Piggy!
07:25The bear!?
07:25What bear!?
07:27Oh, no!
07:28Time for the little turkey, Piggy!
07:30Don't worry!
07:30I'm a professional. Whoops.
07:34You're a professional oops, all right.
07:37Spiggy, you're on.
07:39Oh, um, yes. Of course.
07:43Mary had a little lamb.
07:45The cow jumped over the moon.
07:47What?
07:48Sorry.
07:50Here. Okay.
07:53Jack fell down and broke his crown.
07:55Yai, yai.
07:57No!
07:58Buzzy! Buzzy!
08:01Buzzy!
08:03With a chick chick here and a chick chick there.
08:07Oh, a wagon their tails behind them.
08:12Buzzy!
08:13Tiddly pum, piddly pum.
08:16Indefinable liberty and justice for all.
08:19Except for the stupid bell holding the cue cards.
08:25Uh oh.
08:38Let's hear it for our undisputed winner and Hollywood's Brightest New Star, Baby Piggy!
08:51I can't believe it! I'm a star!
08:58Piggy! Piggy! What's hear it for?
09:02Oh, isn't it exciting, Kermit? I just love being a star.
09:07Now can I have your autograph, Piggy?
09:10Why, of course, Scooter.
09:12And maybe you could sign a few extras for my friends.
09:15Why, sure, Scooter.
09:17Huh?
09:19No, Piggy. You're gonna need a manager at Hollywood.
09:23What would I need a manager for?
09:25Are you kidding? You can't do everything yourself.
09:29You need a manager. Someone to, you know, manage things.
09:34Someone like, um, me.
09:37Huh? What could you do for me?
09:39Lots of stuff. If you sign with me, I can get you your own television show for me.
09:45You could? Sure. Sign here.
09:50And now, I love Piggy!
09:53Yeah-ho! Piggy, I'm home!
09:58Thank you! Thank you!
10:02Oh, Froggy, can't I be on your show tonight at the club?
10:06Piggy, how many things do I have to tell you? No, no, no! That's the final no!
10:12But, Froggy!
10:14The answer is still no!
10:17I know what I'll do. And I'll make Froggy's show better at the same time.
10:25Hello, Scaffo. You and Froggy meet me at Froggy's club. I have a plan.
10:32Babaloo, Babaloo, I don't know what that means. You? Piggy, what are you doing here? I tell you to stay
10:40home.
10:41But, Froggy!
10:45Animal, what are you doing here?
10:48Make up!
10:56Piggy?
10:57Well, now, Froggy, let me explain.
11:01Okay, go ahead, Piggy. Explain.
11:05Well, um...
11:06It wasn't my idea, Froggy.
11:08No!
11:09Just look at this mess!
11:12Eee!
11:14Piggy's TV show number one!
11:16Baby Piggy boxed up at Biggie!
11:19Pretty Piggy, a real catch!
11:21Are aliens a mucket?
11:23Guys, go get out of there! This is my fantasy!
11:26Oh, heh heh, sorry!
11:28Hi, I'm Robin Leach and welcome to Lifestyles of the Pink and Famous.
11:33This is Pinkfair, the fabulously expensive home of the most amazing youngster in the history of television and motion pictures.
11:41In her first interview ever, we'll learn the whole truth and see the world premiere of her latest rock video.
11:48I could only be talking about Pigdonner when we return to Lifestyles of the Pink and Famous.
11:56Pinkfair, the fabulously expensive home of Hollywood's newest and biggest star.
12:01This castle has 365 bedrooms, one for each day of the year.
12:06Each with its own heart-shaped bed and cupcake stock refrigerator.
12:11There is a 14-acre playground that costs two zillion dollars.
12:15It includes the world's biggest train set, a merry-go-round with real ponies and a hot tub full of
12:21cold mud.
12:25And lounging by her 30-million-billion-zillion-dollar pool is the little girl who has captured the hearts of
12:31every single person in the entire world.
12:34A girl who only two weeks ago was nothing, nowhere, a complete failure, a dud, a zip, a zero!
12:41All right, I'm ready! They get the idea!
12:44All right, Baby Piggy!
12:46Thank you, Robin!
12:48I would just like to say hello to all my fans out there in television land.
12:53Hey, Piggy! Piggy!
12:54I just got a call from your agent, Bernie!
12:58He got you the starry role in Outrageous Pigpen!
13:02Another movie? Oh, no!
13:05I've just been so busy, busy, busy, busy, you know!
13:09Uh-uh-uh! Big stars have to watch their wastelands, Biggy!
13:13But Skeeter! Here!
13:16Please don't just have some celery!
13:19Piggy, you've gotta answer your fan mail!
13:23Is that all I get?
13:25Oh, no! There's three more bags!
13:28Of celery?
13:29No! Fan mail!
13:31Oh!
13:32Let's talk about your new video, Piggy!
13:35Or should I say, Pig Donna?
13:37Yes, Robin!
13:39It's my salute to my two favorite subjects!
13:43Hollywood and me!
13:45Or is it me and Hollywood?
13:47Or it could be...
13:48Oh, right! Enough already!
13:51Oh, yeah!
13:52It's called...
13:53Oh, you'll see!
13:58Hollywood!
13:59Hollywood!
14:01Um, what?
14:02...I'm the cover of the magazine!
14:04Ooh!
14:04Ah!
14:05I'm the page in the memo sheet!
14:08Ah!
14:08Ooh!
14:09She'll be a mountain near the Hollywood Silence, where the pumpkin swayed!
14:13I dismayed all mine!
14:15I'm the biggest hit to pick in Hollywood.
14:18She made it big.
14:20We knew she wanted.
14:22My mommy's probably made it in your very best life.
14:26Cause I'm the biggest hit to pick in Hollywood.
14:30It's Hollywood.
14:31Yeah.
14:34All the studios are calling me.
14:37I'm the favorite celebrity.
14:40So many offers.
14:42I'm so easy man.
14:44It's hard to be humble.
14:46But I'm the biggest hit to pick in Hollywood.
14:51She made it big.
14:53We knew she wanted.
14:55My mommy's probably playing in your neighborhood.
14:58Cause I'm the biggest hit to pick.
15:02I've worked a fairy journey cause there's so much to do.
15:07Animal.
15:09She's the biggest hit to pick in Hollywood.
15:12She made it big.
15:14We knew she wanted.
15:16My mommy's probably playing in your neighborhood.
15:20Cause I'm the biggest hit to pick.
15:22She's the biggest hit to pick.
15:23I'm the biggest hit to pick.
15:26She's the biggest hit to pick.
15:28She's the biggest hit to pick.
15:29She's the biggest hit to pick.
15:29All right.
15:30Yay.
15:32Far out.
15:33Oh, Kermy, I just can't wait another minute.
15:36I'm going to start packing right now.
15:38Gosh.
15:38Hollywood sure sounds like a lot of fun.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Why can't we go too?
15:45We don't.
15:46Hollywood.
15:47Great.
15:48I can be a director.
15:49I'm going to write music for the movies.
15:52I want to take pictures of the stars.
15:55And I'll be the stuck weirdo.
15:59Take that.
16:01Oh, no.
16:02I got me.
16:04Well, I'm off.
16:06Wish me luck.
16:07Wait, Piggy.
16:08We're going too.
16:10You are?
16:11Great.
16:12Then you can carry my thing.
16:14Come on.
16:15Let's go, everybody.
16:18Wait a minute.
16:19Let me get a picture before we go.
16:24Right on the set.
16:25We're ready to roll.
16:29Not funny.
16:31What?
16:32I said, right on the set.
16:34Sorry.
16:35I couldn't hear you with all this hammering.
16:38Sheesh.
16:39Okay, Skeeter.
16:40Bring out the stars.
16:42Right.
16:45Piggy, you're on.
16:48I'm playing right now, Skeeter.
16:50Playing?
16:51There's no time for playing, Piggy.
16:53You have work to do.
16:55Oh, all right.
16:57I'll play with you later, Charlie.
17:00Much sooner.
17:02Never fear.
17:04You stuck weirdo.
17:06I'm going to be here.
17:07Gonzo, there are no stunts in this scene.
17:10You're kidding.
17:12What kind of scene is this, anyway?
17:14It's a love scene.
17:15Great.
17:16I'll go get my helmet.
17:18Okay.
17:19Hmm?
17:21Oh.
17:22Oh.
17:24Are these stars in position?
17:29Ready?
17:30Phone director.
17:32Okay, Mr. McCarthy.
17:33Uh, can I call you Andrew?
17:36Okay.
17:36Uh, okay, Andrew.
17:38Now, you know what you're supposed to say?
17:40Piggy, I like you.
17:43Yeah?
17:44Make it, Piggy, I like you.
17:47A lot.
17:48Clever, huh?
17:49Terribly clever, yeah.
17:50Terrible.
17:52Okay, music, Ralph.
17:54You got it.
17:56And action.
17:58Oh, Andy, darling.
18:00Isn't there something you want to ask me?
18:03Yeah.
18:05Huh?
18:05What's the matter?
18:07Are you feeling a little sick?
18:09Yeah, I am, as a matter of fact.
18:11Oh, I'm sorry.
18:16Listen, do you want to...
18:17Do you want to go out for a night?
18:19Oh, I'd love to.
18:21But Nanny says I have to be home by bedtime.
18:24But I mean, it's no big deal.
18:26But my bedtime is very early, you know.
18:29Uh, seven o'clock?
18:30Okay.
18:30Seven o'clock is absolutely perfect, Andy-Wendy.
18:35Oh, Andy, you're just too wonderful for words.
18:39I... I... I love you.
18:43I'll hold it a minute.
18:44What's the matter, Kermit?
18:45I thought it was going wonderfully.
18:48Well, um, something...
18:50Something's just not right.
18:52Huh?
18:53You're right, Kermit.
18:54Too much talk, minute of action.
18:57Garzoo, what do you think you're doing?
18:59Adding excitement.
19:01Rat boy, you dirty little rat.
19:04Let's get out of here, Andy.
19:06Yes!
19:08Yay!
19:11Huh?
19:16Hey!
19:19Woo-hoo!
19:21Ah, now this is a movie!
19:25Hey, this is cool!
19:27Yay!
19:30Woo-hoo!
19:31Waaah!
19:33Waaaah!
19:34Waaah!
19:37Waaah!
19:39Waaah!
19:43Hey!
19:44Piggy, you can't do this thing, it's not in your contract.
19:48Tell that to the guy in the helicopter!
19:50Uh-huh?
19:52Nothing can stop the blue thunder and windu!
19:57Waaah!
20:00Kermit, get something!
20:03Don't worry, Piggy. I've got everything under control.
20:10Now what?
20:14Hold it!
20:19Who's flying that thing anyway?
20:22Sorry, Kermit, but I have to deliver all this fan mail to Piggy.
20:26Right now?
20:28Here's your mail, Piggy.
20:30Oh, no!
20:33Okay, now, let that way out of here, schooler.
20:37Okay.
20:38Hey, not bad, huh?
20:43Wait, no!
20:44Oh, yeah!
20:51Hi, kids.
20:52Hi, Maddie.
20:53What's all the commotion?
20:55Nothing, Maddie.
20:56Um, we're making a movie, Nanny.
20:59Oh, that's nice.
21:01Piggy's going to Hollywood to be a big movie star.
21:04Is that right, Piggy?
21:06Well, um, no.
21:09Huh?
21:10Well, um, Hollywood is a lot of fun, but...
21:15But what, Piggy?
21:16It's a lot of hard work, too.
21:18There's no time to play, you can't eat what you want, and to tell you the truth, I'm poofed.
21:25Gee, Piggy, you mean you're really giving up your dream of being a star?
21:29Well, no.
21:30I'll be a big star someday, but first I have to practice signing my name for all those stupid autographs.
21:37Will you help me, Nanny?
21:38Why, certainly, Piggy.
21:41Me, too, Nanny.
21:42Directors have to sign autographs, too, don't they?
21:45Uh-huh.
21:46So do stunt weirdos, huh?
21:48Me, too.
21:50Okay, kids.
21:51You go get some paper and pencils, and I'll be glad to help you.
21:55Hey!
21:57When I'm a famous stunt weirdo, I'll probably have to sign a million autographs.
22:03What's the matter, Gonzo?
22:05You won't believe it, Piggy.
22:07Michael J. Fox is inside the closet.
22:11Watch.
22:11I think birds are inside your brain, Gonzo.
22:15Okay, whatever you say.
22:18Michael J. Fox.
22:20Who's he kidding?
22:26I love you.
22:28Oh, oh, I, I, I.
22:31I'm crazy about you.
22:33I'd give anything to be with you.
22:34I can't live without you.
22:37Okay?
22:38Gotta go.
22:39See ya.
22:39Wait, Mike.
22:41Bye, Mike.
23:23The dinner is there.
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