00:00Our dream's coming home
00:03Justin's baby
00:04I'll do the same for you
00:08When your room looks kinda weird
00:10And you wish that you weren't there
00:12Just close your eyes and speak to me
00:16And you can be everywhere
00:19The creepy
00:23For creepy
00:33Uh, the baby frog lines up his shot, takes his stance, sticks out his tongue, and...
00:44It looks like a remarkable drive.
00:48Yeah, and a good shot, too.
00:50Hey!
00:51Wow!
00:55Needle!
01:00Cool!
01:03Nice shot, Kermit.
01:05Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
01:07Who's next?
01:08Let me have a crack at it.
01:19Wow!
01:20Wow!
01:21Gonzo's shot appears to be heading for the moon.
01:26Hello?
01:27Excuse me!
01:29Mind if I play through?
01:30No problem, kid.
01:32Thanks!
01:34White soul in the corner crater!
01:39Next up, Scooby will show us.
01:42My turn!
01:43My turn!
01:44La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
01:45Huh?
01:47Animal, what's that?
01:48Ghost club!
01:50La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
01:51Animal? That's not how you...
01:53Oh!
01:56Booty! Booty!
01:58Oh, no!
02:06Too bad, Animal.
02:08If you'd used a real golf club, you'd have probably done...
02:11Oh, hey, hey.
02:12Pull in one.
02:14Oh, must be beginner's luck.
02:18My turn.
02:21Five!
02:24Wow!
02:25What happened?
02:29I think you're supposed to say four or five weeks.
02:32Hi, kids.
02:34Hi, Nanny.
02:35I've got a big surprise for you.
02:38What's in the boxes, Nanny?
02:39Well, that's part of the surprise, Piggy.
02:42These are new bathing suits.
02:43Oh, right!
02:44Neato!
02:46Wow!
02:47I'm taking you to the swim center tomorrow to begin your swimming lessons.
02:50Swimming lessons?
02:52Uh-huh.
02:53Now you put these on, and I'll go get the other surprise.
02:56All right!
02:57Yippee!
02:58Swim!
02:59Swim!
02:59Swim!
03:05Um, Fozzie, I think Nanny meant put on what's inside the box, not the box.
03:11Gee, I thought these were boxer trunks.
03:14Sheesh.
03:15Why do we need swimming lessons anyway, Nanny?
03:17Because once you learn how to swim, Fozzie, you can be safe in the water.
03:21Gosh!
03:22We have to learn how to swim?
03:24I didn't know that.
03:26Hey!
03:26Where's the other half of this thing?
03:28Gee, this suit is weird.
03:32You look silly, Scooter.
03:34Um, I think you guys picked up the wrong boxes.
03:38We did?
03:39You mean?
03:40Uh-huh.
03:41You're wearing Skeeter's swimsuit, Scooter.
03:43Oh, no!
03:46And you've got scooters, Skeeter.
03:48Huh?
03:50Now get this thing away from me.
03:55Hey, everyone.
03:56Look!
03:58I got this wading pool to help you get used to the water before your first lesson in a big
04:02pool.
04:03Whoa!
04:04Whoa!
04:05Whoa!
04:06Whoa!
04:07Have fun now.
04:08Hey, Nanny.
04:10What do you think of my swim trunks, Piggy?
04:13Well, they're nice.
04:15How do you like my swimming outfit?
04:17Gee, it's a...
04:19Hey!
04:20Isn't that a ballet, Tutu?
04:22Uh-huh.
04:23Haven't you ever heard of a water ballet?
04:26Oh, boy.
04:29When I grow up, I'm going to be the greatest water ballerina of all time!
04:36Woo-hoo!
04:38Woo-hoo!
04:39Woo-hoo!
04:41Woo-hoo!
04:41Woo-hoo!
04:42La-dee!
04:43La-dee!
04:44La-dee!
04:45La-dee!
04:46Piggy!
04:47La-dee-dee!
04:48Yes, Gonzo?
04:49Um, water ballerinas don't dance on the water.
04:53They dance in the water.
04:55What?
04:57Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:57Ah!
04:58Oh!
04:59What a dancer!
05:01Ah!
05:03Woo-hoo!
05:03All right, look at your golf ball!
05:06Thank you!
05:07Thank you!
05:08Come on, everybody!
05:09Let's get in the pool!
05:11Oh, boy!
05:12Let's go!
05:13Let's swim in as a delicious pool!
05:15Come on in, Fuzzy!
05:16The water's great!
05:18Um...
05:19I don't think so, Kermit.
05:21I mean, I just remembered.
05:23I gotta go fold my socks.
05:25Okay!
05:26Huh?
05:27Safety rule number one.
05:29Before entering the pool, always take the proper equipment.
05:34Hey, Gonzo!
05:35Wanna play checkers?
05:36Nah!
05:37Before you get soggy!
05:39Huh?
05:39Oh, yeah!
05:41Ah-ha!
05:42Perfect!
05:43Come on, Fuzzy!
05:45Hey, Gonzo!
05:45What are those back scratchers for?
05:48Are you kidding?
05:49The backstroke!
05:50See?
05:58Um...
05:59Fuzzy?
06:00What are you doing?
06:02Working on my tan.
06:03Isn't it great?
06:04Fuzzy?
06:05You're already brown.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:07Why don't you come in the water?
06:09You can do something easy like the frogs here.
06:12Well, that's easy for you, Kermit.
06:13You're a frog.
06:15How about the dog paddle, Fuzzy?
06:18What are you doing, animal?
06:20Me not, no.
06:21No!
06:24No!
06:25No!
06:25No!
06:26Run away, steeper!
06:28No!
06:34No!
06:35No!
06:37No!
06:37No!
06:38There are no motorboots allowed in the pool!
06:42What?
06:43Sorry!
06:45Um, Fuzzy?
06:46Are you in there?
06:48Uh-huh.
06:49Aren't you going to come play with us in the water?
06:51Well, um, no.
06:53Why not?
06:54Uh, I have to sort my whoopee cushions.
06:56Huh?
06:57And pluck my rubber chickens?
06:59Um, Fuzzy.
07:00Peel my bananas?
07:02Fuzzy.
07:03Yeah, Kermit, don't you want to go in the water?
07:06Me?
07:06Sure!
07:07Yeah, maybe next year sometime.
07:10Fuzzy?
07:10What's wrong?
07:11Oh, I'm afraid to learn how to swim, Kermit.
07:15Oh.
07:16Come on, you guys.
07:17You're missing all the fun.
07:19Ready, Scooter?
07:20Ready?
07:21Yay!
07:24Hey!
07:25Hey!
07:25Hey!
07:25Hey!
07:26What's this?
07:27Here I go!
07:29Giddy up, horsey!
07:31Wow!
07:33All right!
07:35That was neat, Skeeter.
07:37Uh, I was just horsing around.
07:40Gee, that sure looks like fun.
07:43Yeah, come on, Fuzzy.
07:44See?
07:45Um, but what if I go in the water and my fur gets all in and I sink to the
07:48bottom and the
07:49fishes don't understand my jokes?
07:51Um, Fuzzy, nobody understands your jokes.
07:55They don't?
07:56Uh-uh.
07:56Wait a minute.
07:57I have an idea.
07:59Hey, Skeeter, can I borrow your horsey?
08:02Sure.
08:03Thanks.
08:05Here you go, Fuzzy.
08:06Just wear this and you'll be fine.
08:08Great.
08:09Hey, you're right, Kermit.
08:11I do feel better.
08:12Okay, now get in the water.
08:14Get in the water?
08:15I didn't know I had to get in the water.
08:17Can I just feel fine right here?
08:20Sheesh.
08:20What's wrong, Fuzzy?
08:22Yeah, you haven't even gotten in the pool yet.
08:25Well, uh, gee, um, you see, I, uh, maybe Fuzzy will come in a little later.
08:32That's okay, Kermit.
08:33I might as well tell him.
08:35Tell us what, Fuzzy?
08:37I guess I'm a little scared.
08:39Scared?
08:40Of what?
08:42Crocodiles!
08:43Whoa!
08:44That's it.
08:45I'm afraid of crocodiles.
08:55Hello?
08:56Hello?
08:57Hello?
08:58Hello?
09:00Hello?
09:00Hello?
09:01Hello?
09:01Hello?
09:01Hello?
09:01Uh, who are you?
09:02I'm Moe.
09:04I'm Larry.
09:05And I'm Crocodile-y.
09:07Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
09:08You knuckleheads.
09:11Hmm.
09:12Why are those swimming teachers?
09:14You are?
09:15Right.
09:15Sink or swim.
09:16That's our motto.
09:17Yeah.
09:18If we can't teach you to swim, you're sunk.
09:21Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
09:22Uh-oh.
09:23Mmm.
09:24Fight.
09:25We'll show you how to use your tail as a propeller.
09:27Mmm.
09:32Ah, but...
09:33Then we'll show you how to use your scales to keep you flooring.
09:36Oh, ray me far so light.
09:39Not those scales, water brain.
09:41The ones on your back.
09:44Oh.
09:45Why didn't you say so?
09:47Me.
09:48Ah.
09:49Ah.
09:50Ah, di-da-di-di-di-di-di-di.
09:52But I don't have any scales or a big tail.
09:55Okay, boys.
09:56That's settled.
09:56Dump the bear in the water and let's get started.
09:59Ha!
09:59Wait.
10:00Hey, hey, wait a minute, I'm not ready.
10:03Remember our motto.
10:04Sink or swim.
10:06Wait!
10:08Come in!
10:12Uh, please, Mr. Crocodileys, I don't want to sink or swim.
10:17Help!
10:18Come on!
10:19Take your hands off that bear, you crocs.
10:23Oh, no, it stinks.
10:26Crocodile Froggy!
10:27Oh, no, no, no.
10:36Hi, there.
10:37Knock, knock, knock.
10:40Hi-ya!
10:42Wow!
10:44That's better.
10:45Oh, a bear snatcher, eh?
10:48Come back here.
10:49That bear hasn't finished a swimming lesson.
10:53Gee, thanks.
10:55Don't take me yet, Fuzzy.
10:57Look!
11:00Whoa!
11:01Let's get out of here!
11:06Quick, Fuzzy!
11:07We've got to swim out to that boat.
11:09Yeah.
11:11Swim?
11:12I can't, Crocodile Froggy.
11:15Whoops.
11:17Hello?
11:18Uh, go away, crocodiles.
11:21Uh, shoo, shoo!
11:25Well, don't just stand there, nitwits.
11:27Run!
11:29Hey, I stopped him.
11:32Pretty good, huh?
11:32Uh, um, I don't think it was you, Fuzzy.
11:35Huh?
11:36Good-eye, killer.
11:37Uh, I'm not a killer.
11:39I'm a coward.
11:40Ask anybody.
11:41You look like you need a holiday.
11:43Uh, no.
11:44Nanny says I just need to learn how to swim.
11:46Ha-ha.
11:46I gotta warn you, you're gonna get wet.
11:49Oh.
11:49Apart from that, no worries.
11:51Great.
11:55Fozzie, there aren't any real monsters in the water, you know.
11:59There aren't?
11:59Uh-uh.
12:00Some of the smartest and friendliest creatures on Earth live in the water.
12:04They do?
12:05Sure.
12:06Hey, maybe that could teach you how to swim.
12:11Uh, uh.
12:12Come on, Fozzie.
12:13Uh, I'll show you.
12:15Uh.
12:15Huh?
12:16Hello?
12:18You'll like this guy, Fozzie.
12:19He's real nice.
12:21Um, he is?
12:22Uh-huh.
12:23And real big.
12:24Whoa!
12:25Fun, Scooter!
12:26It's a whale!
12:28Heh, heh, heh.
12:29Don't worry, Fozzie.
12:30Just say hello.
12:32Uh, uh.
12:33Hello?
12:35Uh.
12:36Uh.
12:37Uh.
12:38Uh.
12:38I think he likes you, Fozzie.
12:41Really?
12:42Uh-huh.
12:43He usually just shakes hands.
12:45Hey, look.
12:46There's Sandy and Dolly.
12:48Gee, why are they laughing, Scooter?
12:51Oh, those are dolphins.
12:53They laugh all the time.
12:55They do?
12:58Great.
12:59Then I'll tell him a joke.
13:01Okay.
13:01How did the man get on the dolphin?
13:04Give up?
13:05On purpose.
13:07Get it?
13:07Dolphin.
13:08Purpose.
13:09Heh, heh, heh.
13:12Hey, they like me.
13:15Sure they do.
13:16And they want to teach you to swim, too.
13:18Really?
13:20Uh-huh.
13:21But first you have to get in the water.
13:23Uh.
13:24Okay.
13:25I'll go get ready.
13:26Uh.
13:28Ah!
13:30Ready?
13:32Okay.
13:32Now just do what the dolphins do.
13:35Okay, like this?
13:44I can't move.
13:46Oh.
13:47I can't learn how to swim.
13:50Um, Fozzie, maybe you're using a little too much equipment.
13:55You think so?
13:56Uh-huh.
13:56Fozzie, don't you want to be popular like moi?
14:01Me?
14:02Popular?
14:03What do you mean, Piggy?
14:05Well, everyone who's popular knows how to swim.
14:09They do?
14:10Uh-huh.
14:11Well, just look at Kirby.
14:13Oh, Piggy.
14:15Think of it, Fozzie.
14:16You could be the most popular bear on the beach.
14:20I could?
14:22Wow.
14:30Come on down, Fozman.
14:32Let's go swimming.
14:34Uh, no thanks, Piglet.
14:36I'm working on my tan.
14:37You know, catching some rays.
14:40Isn't Fozman just the most sketchy?
14:43Yeah, but sketchy it is.
14:45How about singing a song for us, Froggy Avalon?
14:48Huh?
14:49Me?
14:50How come?
14:51Because that's what the cute boy always does in these beach movies, silly.
14:56Oh, okay.
14:58Hear that, Brainy?
14:59You got it, Froggy.
15:01I know a bear who's really awesome.
15:04He's the most.
15:06He's the most.
15:07All his friends call him the Fozman.
15:10I'm the most.
15:11I'm the most.
15:13He can sing and dance.
15:14I can troll a can prance.
15:16Waka waka.
15:17Whoa.
15:18Huh?
15:18I'm the most.
15:20I'm Fozman, yeah.
15:21Uh-oh.
15:26Oh, no.
15:28Hi, hey, what are you doing?
15:40That's okay. I got a million of them.
15:43Uh-huh.
15:48Who are you?
15:51Scoobily-doobily-dipper.
15:53I'm Consul Von Sipper.
15:55And this little mutton is Animal Von Button.
15:58Hello, da-doobie-oobie-doo.
16:01Well, what do you guys want?
16:04Scoobly-doobly-skeech.
16:07We came to tell you that this is our beach.
16:10Skip up the Mac.
16:11We want that. We want that.
16:16What? What a bummer.
16:19This is not your beach, Consul Von Sippers.
16:23This is our beach.
16:25Yeah, we were here first.
16:28Oh, yeah?
16:29I know. We can have a surfing contest.
16:32What?
16:33Huh?
16:33Why?
16:34Yeah, how come?
16:36Because that's what they always do in these beach movies, silly.
16:39I should have known.
16:41Good idea, Rolf Doggy.
16:43Let's have a surfing contest.
16:45We challenge you, Consul Von Sipper.
16:47The battle for this surf will be fought in the surf.
16:51Shoo-bop, shoo-ree-ba.
16:53Okay with me-ba.
16:55My mad animal's the best surfer in the sea-ba.
16:57Sea-ba?
16:58Sea-ba?
16:59Hey, it rhymes, okay?
17:01That's me-ba.
17:03La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
17:04Oh, yeah?
17:05Well, Frogman will surf for us.
17:08Frogman's the best.
17:10Yeah!
17:10Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
17:12Wow!
17:13All right, Frogman!
17:15He's the gnarliest surfer in the world.
17:18Yeah, I'm the gnarliest.
17:20Uh, Frogman?
17:22He can surf with his eyes closed.
17:25Yeah, with my eyes closed.
17:28Um, Frogman, I don't think you...
17:30He can win with two legs tied behind his back.
17:34Yeah, and a blindfold on his eyes and no hands and...
17:38Yeah, with my eyes tied behind my back and my hands folded over...
17:43Uh, uh, whatever.
17:46Fuzzman, Fuzzman, Fuzzman, Fuzzman!
17:48Um, Fuzzman?
17:50Go for it, dude!
17:53Yeah, hit the surf, Fuzzman!
17:55Yeah!
17:56Huh?
17:56In the water?
17:58I have to do this in the water?
18:00Of course you do.
18:02Oh, no.
18:03Go get him, Fuzzbutton.
18:05This contest is nothing.
18:08You'll be wobbly.
18:10No sweat.
18:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:13Are you okay, Fuzzman?
18:15Gee, Froggy.
18:16I don't think I can do it.
18:17Uh, that's okay, Fuzzman.
18:19I've got an idea.
18:21Thanks, Fuzzman.
18:22Wait a minute, everyone.
18:24Fuzzman's gonna let me surf in his place.
18:27Huh?
18:28Radical man, what a dude.
18:31Gee, thanks, Froggy.
18:33Shabang!
18:34Shabowen!
18:34Let's get this contest going!
18:36Okay, okay!
18:40Come on, Froggy!
18:46Look! Animal Von Button is cheating!
18:54Yeah! Isn't it great?
18:56Don't worry. Froggy can win anyway.
18:59Check it out!
19:03I don't see him!
19:05I think he's in trouble.
19:08Uh, he is?
19:09Crap! Somebody help him!
19:11Call the lifeguard!
19:13Lifeguard! Lifeguard! Help! Help!
19:15Um, Bogman?
19:18Yeah?
19:18You are the lifeguard!
19:20Oh, no! I've got to help him!
19:24Froggy always helps me when I'm in trouble.
19:26If it weren't for me, he wouldn't even be in there!
19:29Huh?
19:30Hang on, Froggy! I'll save you!
19:32Awesome!
19:34Buzzman's gonna save Froggy!
19:36Wait a minute! I don't know how to swim!
19:39What?
19:41You have to swim, Buzzman!
19:43Yeah! Just use your arms to pull you!
19:46Huh?
19:47Like this!
19:49Yeah!
19:50Right on!
19:52Huh?
19:53Uh, okay!
19:56Hey! It works!
19:58Now, kick your feet!
20:01Yeah! Like you're running away from somebody throwing green ties at you!
20:05Hey, Fuzzman! You're swimming!
20:08Quiet! I have to save Froggy!
20:11Uh, Fuzzman?
20:13Yeah?
20:13I am Froggy!
20:15Oh, yeah!
20:17Great!
20:18Uh, uh, come on!
20:20Uh, uh, uh, there you go!
20:23Whoa!
20:25Now, hang on!
20:26Hurry!
20:27Needle! You got it!
20:28Buzzman!
20:29Alright!
20:30Oh, no!
20:32This is terrible!
20:33Frogman's gonna win!
20:35I gotta do something!
20:36Zipper calling button!
20:38Zipper calling button!
20:39What?
20:40Hit him high!
20:41Hit him low!
20:42It's time for Secret Plan 3-0!
20:453-0!
20:46Okay!
20:49Excuse me!
20:50Whoa!
20:54Whoa!
20:54Whoa!
20:55Look at Fuzzman!
20:56He's great!
20:58Gnarly, man!
20:59Come on, Fuzzman!
21:01Gnarly!
21:02What?
21:06Yay for Fuzzman!
21:08He's the winner!
21:09Hooray!
21:11Hey!
21:11That was neat!
21:12Let's go back in, Froggy!
21:14Huh?
21:15You mean you're not scared anymore?
21:17No way!
21:18I found out I can swim!
21:19Let's hit the surf, Froggy!
21:22Uh...what?
21:27He's so nutty!
21:29He's so great!
21:30We wanna be like Fuzzman and we can't wait!
21:32Yay!
21:34Wow!
21:35Really?
21:35Yeah!
21:36He's one heavy dude!
21:39You can save that again!
21:41Yeah!
21:45Hi, kids!
21:47Hi, Mommy!
21:48Having fun?
21:49We sure are!
21:51Nanny, huh?
21:52I went into the water and I can't wait to take a swimming license tomorrow so I can be a
21:57famous lifeguard when I grow up!
21:59Why, that's a great idea, Fozzy!
22:01But first I think you should dry off!
22:03Huh?
22:04Oh!
22:05Oh, yeah!
22:07How would you kids like some hot dogs for lunch?
22:10Yeah!
22:11Yummy!
22:12Yummy!
22:12Yummy!
22:14Yummy!
22:15Shee!
22:20Shee!
22:21Are you okay, Gonzo?
22:23Me?
22:24Uh...sure!
22:25I was just, um... testing how wet the water is!
22:29Yeah!
22:30Yeah!
22:30That's it!
22:31Testing the water!
22:32Huh?
22:32What for?
22:33Well, uh, if the water's not wet enough, the inspector will come and make us, uh, drain the pool.
22:40Yeah, that's it. Drain the pool.
22:44Oh, boy. Come on.
23:28Okay, animal. One of the easiest eyes to do is the cannonball.
23:33What?
23:34All you have to do is curl yourself into a little ball and jump.
23:39Me no, me no.
23:41Oh, animal. What are you doing?
23:45Cannonball.
23:46Oh, no. Animal. Get me out of here.
23:50Okie dokie.
23:52Oh, bye-bye.
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