00:09Everyone ready?
00:11Ready!
00:12Okay!
00:13On your mark...
00:14Get set...
00:16Go!
00:17Go!
00:18Go!
00:19Go!
00:21Go!
00:22Go!
00:23Go!
00:25Go!
00:26Hey!
00:27Out of my way!
00:29I'm going into...
00:31Oh no!
00:37Uh oh!
00:47Hello everyone!
00:49I'm back!
00:54Hey!
00:56I win!
00:58No fair!
01:00Piggy got in my way!
01:01I'm sorry Skeeter!
01:03I was winning Piggy!
01:05I said I was sorry!
01:07That's okay Skeeter!
01:09We can race again!
01:10Oh Kirby!
01:11I just love going to ballet class!
01:14Well uh...
01:15That's nice Piggy but...
01:16It was just beautiful!
01:19The teacher said I had natural ability!
01:24Gee!
01:24I hope we don't catch it!
01:26Fozzy!
01:27Natural ability means she's a real good dancer!
01:30Oh!
01:31I knew that!
01:31I think everyone should learn to dance!
01:34Just like moi!
01:37No way Piggy!
01:38You don't need lessons to dance!
01:41All you have to do is move to the music!
01:44Move to the music!
01:46Yeah!
01:47That's the ticket!
01:49Oh!
01:49Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:50Just move your feet to the sound of the beat!
01:53It looks kind of weird but it feels real neat!
01:56Oh!
01:56Oh!
01:57Oh!
01:58If you don't have ears you can wiggle your toes!
02:01Walk like a chicken and grab your nose!
02:04Oh!
02:05Oh!
02:05Oh!
02:06Ah!
02:07Oh!
02:10Oh!
02:10Oh!
02:12Oh!
02:12Oh!
02:13Oh!
02:13That's not dancing!
02:15That's stupid!
02:17Gee, Piggy, I thought it was kind of cool.
02:20Wrong, Wolf.
02:21Real dance is beautiful.
02:25Like my favorite ballet.
02:27What ballet is that, Piggy?
02:30Um, well, um, you know, the one about the birds.
02:34Chickens.
02:35No, baboon breath.
02:36Swans.
02:37Oh.
02:39It's a story about a handsome prince named Zekebog.
02:44One day, Zekebog and his friend Fuzzle were hunting when all of a sudden they came upon a flock of
02:52swans.
02:53Hey, look, Zekebog.
02:54Swans.
02:55Whoa.
02:57Sorry.
02:58That's okay, Fuzzle.
02:59There's still one left.
03:01Ready, aim, shoot.
03:05La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da.
03:08Ta-da.
03:09Wow, that swan just turned into a pig.
03:13Look out.
03:14I think she's headed this way.
03:16La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da.
03:20Gee, who are you?
03:22La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da.
03:26Um, you have a headache?
03:29La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da.
03:32Oh, I know.
03:34You lost your hat.
03:35Oh!
03:36La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da.
03:39I got it.
03:41You're a chicken.
03:44No, you dodo.
03:46I'm a beautiful princess who is turned into a swan, and the only way to break the spell is for
03:52a handsome prince to marry me.
03:54Now get out of my ballet, banana beak.
03:57Sure thing.
03:59A handsome prince?
04:01Hey, he's a handsome prince.
04:04Me?
04:04Of course, you, Kermie.
04:07Now, we dance.
04:11La-dee-da-dee-da.
04:19La-da-dee-da.
04:28When the prince and the beautiful swan were finished dancing, la-dee-da.
04:35All the other swans came into dancing, too.
04:55And what are you doing?
04:57Dancing.
05:01There is no dancing like that in this ballet, animal.
05:06What?
05:07Now, let's go on.
05:08You mean there's more?
05:10Why, of course there is.
05:12That night, at the Royal Ball, Prince Sigfrog asked the beautiful piglet to marry him.
05:24La-di-da-di-da-di-da.
05:27La-di-da-di-da.
05:31Oh, brother.
05:40La-di-da-la-di-da.
05:46Pretty good show, eh, Ruby Skeeter?
05:50Yeah.
05:51It's okay.
05:53Gonzo Champion does it again.
05:56Yeah.
06:00I would like you all to meet my beautiful bride-to-be, Piglet.
06:06I said, my beautiful bride-to-be, Piglet.
06:13Oh, no.
06:14This is awful.
06:16My beautiful bride-to-be.
06:18Where's Piggy?
06:24I don't see you.
06:26I said, my beautiful bride-to-be.
06:31I gotta do something.
06:33Hey, kid, do you know the part?
06:36No.
06:37Do you know how to dance?
06:38Not really.
06:39Can you move your legs?
06:42Well, sure, but I...
06:44My beautiful bride-to-be!
06:47Okay, kid.
06:48Now, remember, you're going out there a nobody, but you're coming back a pig.
06:54Huh?
06:55I am?
06:56Forget it.
06:57Just get out there and dance, Ruby Skeeter.
07:00Skeeter?
07:01Ah!
07:03My beautiful bride-to-be!
07:07Here I am.
07:09Huh?
07:10Come on, Ziggy.
07:11Let's get down and buggy.
07:13Hit it, fellas.
07:24Wait a minute.
07:25If I can get out of here...
07:30Listen to that, Pete.
07:32Feel that rhythm.
07:34Wait a minute.
07:36There's something missing.
07:38I got it.
07:41Come on, girl.
08:00Now that's what I call death and death.
08:10Where is she?
08:13Where's that skier out there?
08:15Isn't she great?
08:20My sentiments exactly.
08:23Okay, Scooter, bring in the new scenery.
08:26Okay, Mr. Champion.
08:40Oh, Piglet.
08:42And, I mean, Skeetlet, will you marry me?
08:46Oh, why, yes, Seapog.
08:54My goodness.
08:56What's the matter, Piggy?
08:58It's Skeeter, Nanny.
09:00She ruined my ballet.
09:01I didn't ruin it, Nanny.
09:03I just tried to make it fun.
09:06Dance is not supposed to be fun, Skeeter.
09:09It's supposed to be beautiful, like Swan Lake.
09:14It is not.
09:15Yes, so.
09:16Skeeter, Piggy, there are all kinds of dances.
09:19There are?
09:20I mean, of course there are, but ballet is the best, right, Nanny?
09:26Well, ballet is certainly one of the best.
09:29But, you know, kids, I have a videotape that shows dancing from all over the world.
09:34Would you like to see it?
09:36Oh, sure.
09:38Okay.
09:39Okay.
09:39I'll go get it.
09:41See, Piggy?
09:42Dancing is supposed to be fun.
09:44Not like that crummy old ballet.
09:46What?
09:47Ballet dancing is not crummy.
09:50Yeah.
09:50I like belly dancing.
09:53And neck dancing, and leg dancing, and arms.
09:56All right.
09:58Here it is, kids.
10:01Oh, boy.
10:04Hmm.
10:05Now, let's see.
10:06I'll do it, Nanny.
10:08Why, thank you, Skeeter.
10:10Have fun, kids.
10:12Hooray!
10:14Okay, Nanny.
10:32Hold on.
10:32You think it always keeps turning me in?
10:47I'll do that.
10:48Bye.
10:53I've got some fur.
10:56Never mind.
10:56Go.
10:56It's cooler! It's cooler!
10:58Look out, Gonzo! I wanna watch!
11:01Hey, now that's my kind of dancing!
11:10Yeah, and this is my kind of dancing! Pretty cool, huh?
11:19We always have this dance, no?
11:22Oh! How romantic!
11:29Come on, Scooter! Why don't you get up and dance?
11:33Uh, no thanks!
11:35Oh, come on, Scooter! Dance with me!
11:38No, I just wanna sit here and watch!
11:42Oh, don't worry! I'll teach you how to dance really beautifully!
11:47Piggy, he doesn't wanna dance beautifully!
11:51He wants to dance fun!
11:53Right, Scooter?
11:54Well...
11:55He wants to dance beautifully!
11:58Well, that's fun!
11:59Beautiful!
12:00That's fun!
12:01Beautiful!
12:02Fun!
12:04Hey! Cut it out!
12:06Come on, Piggy! Leave him alone!
12:08Beautiful!
12:11Careful, Scooter!
12:12Fun!
12:17Oh, you guys can!
12:30Let's goμ!
12:31Scooter. Oh, okay.
12:36Hey, why don't you guys let Scooter
12:39decide for himself? Okay, Cooney.
12:42You want to take lessons with moi. Right, Scooter?
12:46Well, I'm not sure.
12:49But I'm an excellent teacher. Really?
12:52Uh-huh. I'll show you. Who else wants me to teach them how to dance?
13:01Thank you, Fozzie. Huh? Now, first, the hand goes around
13:05the waist. Like this?
13:08Not your waist. My waist.
13:10Really? Okay.
13:15There. How's that?
13:17Fozzie! What?
13:21Now, there is called a box step. Just follow me.
13:25Huh? Where are we going? Just do it.
13:28Uh-huh. Okay. Now, step together. And step together.
13:32Ow! I said follow me, not step on me.
13:36Gee, Piggy. We don't seem to be getting anywhere. Let me drive.
13:40Look out!
13:41Look out!
13:42Whoa!
13:44Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:47Whoa!
13:52Oh, you said it was a box step.
13:54This is the toy box.
13:56Ooh! I'll fuck you, you!
14:00That was great, Fozzie.
14:02Gosh. That looked pretty hard.
14:05It is. That's why you need lessons.
14:08Piggy, he doesn't need lessons.
14:12What? He does, too.
14:13He does not.
14:15He does, too.
14:16Hold it! Hold it!
14:19Skeeter's right. That thing's easy, Scooter.
14:22Just do whatever you want.
14:24Let me show you.
14:25I call this an ode to weirdness.
14:29Huh?
14:29Just do what I do, Scooter.
14:31Heh, heh, heh, heh.
14:34Weirdness is as beardness does.
14:37Peas smell good and flowers fun.
14:43Oh, no!
14:44Piggy, babe, and dirty dog.
14:46Really dig that corn on the cob.
14:49Weirdness walks and weirdness chops and put candy in no rubber box.
14:54Oh, no!
14:55Rip your partner, do-si-do.
14:57Whoa, move it, Scooter.
14:59You should throw it off.
15:00Come on, Scooter.
15:02You have to dance, but you're gonna get a kick in the mess.
15:05Whoa!
15:06Weirdness can and weirdness will.
15:08Dance right on your windowsill.
15:10Ha-ha!
15:11Hey, let me out of here!
15:17Ta-da!
15:19What's the matter, Scooter?
15:21Personally, I found that exhilarating.
15:24Personally, I'd rather just watch.
15:26What?
15:27Whoa!
15:30Don't listen to that silly gondo, Scooter.
15:34If you want to dance, you need lessons.
15:37Lessons, lessons.
15:39E-da-da-da-da-da-da.
15:41That's a good idea, animal.
15:43Come on, Scooter.
15:45Follow.
15:47Huh?
15:49Follow, follow.
15:50Oh, I get it.
15:52Hey, this is easy.
15:54Follow, see, e-da-da-da-da-da.
16:05One, two, three.
16:07One, two, three.
16:08One, two.
16:09Huh?
16:10Hey!
16:11What's going on?
16:12Huh?
16:14Hey!
16:23Yikes!
16:24Whoa!
16:25Twinkle toes!
16:27E-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
16:28Animal, that wasn't very nice.
16:32Sorry, Scooter.
16:35You yuck!
16:36You know, Scooter,
16:37I think the easiest way to dance
16:40is to just listen to the music.
16:44Yeah!
16:45This kind of dance moves fun!
16:47Gee, who taught you guys those dances?
16:50Nobody.
16:51We just saw them on TV.
16:55Oh!
16:57Yeah!
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17:04Oh, hi!
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17:14Hey!
17:15What are those girls doing?
17:19Looks like they're dancing in a zoo!
17:22Yes, siree!
17:23Those girls are doing the monkey!
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17:32Hey, there!
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17:37Uh-huh.
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17:55Wow!
17:56Wow!
17:58Thanks, Skeeter!
17:59Now, back to the dancing!
18:00Oh-ho-ho-ho!
18:03Hey, what's all the commotion?
18:05Why, they're doing the locomotion!
18:10Why, yo-ho-ho!
18:11These kids are doing the pogo!
18:16Wait a minute!
18:17What's going on?
18:18Those dancers are gonna join together in the...
18:28Oh, Kirby!
18:30Are you all right?
18:32Oh, I think so, Piggy.
18:34Let me help you out!
18:36Hey, aren't you gonna help me out, Piggy?
18:38Um, well, okay!
18:45Thanks!
18:46So, what did you think of that, Scooter?
18:49It looked like a lot of fun.
18:51So why don't you try it?
18:53I don't think so, Skeeter.
18:55I think I'd rather just watch the rest...
18:57Oh, no, you don't!
18:59Huh?
19:00I'm gonna teach you to dance if it kills you!
19:02But...
19:03Now stand here and hold on to the back of this chair.
19:06Now bend your knees!
19:07Two, three, four, and strengthen!
19:09One, two, three, four!
19:12But, Miss Green, do you wanna dance?
19:14Well, dancing costs...
19:16Gee, I didn't know you were gonna charge me, Piggy!
19:19Never mind!
19:21And one, two, three...
19:23What's that?
19:25Yippee!
19:26This is fun!
19:28I'll get that, Skeeter!
19:30Hey, where are you going?
19:33Whoa!
19:34Hey!
19:36That was neat!
19:38Wow!
19:45Come on, girls!
19:46We've gotta stop Skeeter!
19:48Right behind you, Piggy!
19:52You'll never stop us, Piggy!
19:54We're too tough!
19:55Right, guys?
19:56Yeah!
19:57That's right!
19:58Oh, no!
19:59Stop them!
20:00Stop them!
20:01This is beautiful!
20:03That is fun!
20:04Dance is fun!
20:06Woo!
20:08Dance is beautiful!
20:10Yeah!
20:10Fun!
20:11Beautiful!
20:12Beautiful!
20:14Fun!
20:14Yeah!
20:15Fun!
20:16Fun!
20:18Fun!
20:19Fun!
20:20Fun!
20:22Fun!
20:24Dance is...
20:27Beautiful!
20:33Boom!
20:55Fun!
20:55Let's go.
21:26Well, kids, how did you like my dancing?
21:32Piggy, Skeeter, what do you think about dancing now?
21:36See, Nanny, you were right. There's all kinds of wonderful dancing.
21:41Yeah, and ballet is pretty neat, too.
21:44Nanny, can I go to dance class with Piggy next week?
21:47Yeah, me too, me too.
21:50Well, I don't see why not.
21:55I'm sure glad you all enjoyed the taste.
21:58I'll get it, Nanny.
22:00Whoa!
22:03Gee, Skeeter, you might be a good dancer, but you sure can't walk any better.
22:10Oh, well.
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