00:05I'll do the same for you!
00:08When your room looks kinda weird
00:11And you wish that you weren't there
00:13Just close your eyes and speak to me
00:16And you can be anywhere!
00:19I'll do the same for you!
00:33Alright, I'm gonna make a good one!
00:36Okay, Green Bay Froggers
00:37Let's show those red and white socks
00:39Who the best king really is!
00:42Right! Let's clobber up!
00:44Let's go!
00:45Wait, let's shut up! That's what we can do!
00:48Now remember, it's not important who wins or loses
00:51It's how you play the game!
00:52Great! How do you play this game anyway?
00:55Fuzzy!
00:56Fuzzy!
00:58Hey! Wait for me!
01:04Pretty sick!
01:05Come on!
01:06That's two!
01:08Uh...
01:09Psst!
01:09Animal!
01:10Oh!
01:10What did I tell you comes after, too?
01:13Fuzzy!
01:14Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
01:16-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
01:40It's right, Jimmy!
01:41Psst!
01:42Psst!
01:42You claw bat a pet!
01:48Move over, Kermie!
01:50I'll show you how to do this!
01:52Um...
01:52Okay!
01:53Go!
01:54Hot!
01:55Hot one!
01:56Hot two!
01:57Ah, Piggy!
01:58That's hot one!
01:59Not hot one!
02:00Listen!
02:01You do it your way, Kermie!
02:03And I'll do it mine!
02:04Give me the ball, Animal!
02:06Okie dokie!
02:08Yeah!
02:08Get the ball!
02:09We need to tackle her!
02:10There she is!
02:11Look at her!
02:12Ah!
02:15Catch the ball!
02:16Piggy!
02:17Oh!
02:20Hey!
02:20Watch it!
02:22Sorry, Piggy!
02:23I got her!
02:25Two!
02:26Me got!
02:27Me got!
02:28Two!
02:30Oh!
02:32Ah!
02:37Ah!
02:39Oh!
02:40Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:42Ah!
02:42My dollhouse!
02:44Oh, gee, Piggy!
02:47Cheek, we're sorry, Piggy!
02:50Um...
02:50Maybe we could build you another dollhouse!
02:53A better one.
02:54No.
02:55No.
02:56I love that dollhouse.
02:57There will never be another one like it.
03:00It was such a pretty little.
03:02A better one?
03:03Sure.
03:04Yeah.
03:05What kind of dollhouse would you like, Piggy?
03:08Yeah.
03:08I know, Piggy.
03:12You need someone to help you decide.
03:15And I can find you the perfect dollhouse if you give me a chance.
03:23Now, what did you have in mind?
03:25Huh?
03:26Well, um, uh, something pink, a wonderful, and a, uh, crash-proof.
03:33No problem.
03:34I know a house that has you written all over it.
03:38Really?
03:42Gee, you weren't kidding, were you?
03:44This looks like animal house.
03:49I should have known.
03:50Come on.
03:52Let's go inside.
03:53As you can see, the house even comes with blue pants.
03:57I see.
03:59Me do.
04:00Me do.
04:01Let me show you another exciting feature.
04:05What's this?
04:06Bone house.
04:09Oh, at last a mirror that shows just how tall I really am.
04:14Oh, brother.
04:17Huh?
04:19I think I've seen enough.
04:21How do we get out of here, Skeeter?
04:23Follow me.
04:24I'll show you.
04:25Huh?
04:26Who said that?
04:28Out there.
04:30But which one is the real you?
04:33This one.
04:35Yay!
04:36Get me out of here!
04:39Poor loud cows!
04:41Well, it is a fun house animal.
04:44Maybe a little too much fun.
04:47Okay.
04:48Don't worry, Piggy.
04:50Kermit's got the perfect pad for you.
04:52He does?
04:53I do?
04:55Sure, Kermit.
04:56You know, pad, house, place you live.
05:00Oh, right.
05:02You get it ready, Kermit.
05:03And I'll show it to her.
05:05One pad. Coming right up.
05:09Gee, Kermit's pad.
05:14Oh, here it is.
05:16Wow, when he said a pad, he wasn't kidding.
05:20Step over here on the lily.
05:22Really?
05:24Hey, what's happening, then?
05:29Don't worry, we're just riding in the lily-vator.
05:33Wow!
05:37Um, hi, Piggy.
05:39Kermit, you live here?
05:42It's so, so...
05:44Um, modern?
05:45No.
05:46Fancy?
05:47Uh-uh, green.
05:48Oh.
05:49So, what do you think?
05:52Well, it's not as pink as I had hoped for,
05:55but all things considered,
05:58I think we could be very happy here.
06:00Huh?
06:01I'll draw up the papers.
06:02Draw up the papers?
06:05What does that mean?
06:06I don't know.
06:07But they say it on TV.
06:11Oh, Kermit, this is all I've ever hoped for.
06:15Just you, and me, and yours.
06:21Uh, so, how do you like my aquarium?
06:25Well, here's the papers I drew up.
06:27The house is yours.
06:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:30I changed my mind.
06:32There's something fishy about this place.
06:34I want out.
06:36Oh, I'll never find a doorhouse as good as my old one.
06:41Why can't I find a cute little house like the ones in Fairy Tales?
06:46Fairy Tales, huh?
06:49How is this, Piggy?
06:51Isn't it cute?
06:53It sure is.
06:55Wait a minute.
06:56Doesn't somebody live here?
06:58Nah.
06:59My notes say it's empty.
07:01Come on.
07:01Okay.
07:03Well, what do you think?
07:05Why, it's charming.
07:07I just love it.
07:09And the house comes with all this stuff, too.
07:12Really?
07:13Even those?
07:14That's right.
07:15Uh-huh.
07:15Yippee, skippy.
07:17Hamburgers.
07:19Oh, yuck.
07:21What's the matter?
07:22Is this some kind of joke?
07:24It's made out of rubber.
07:26It is funny.
07:27Why don't you try another one?
07:34Uh-huh.
07:36Ah, yuck.
07:37Tastes like it was made by a computer.
07:40I'll try this other one.
07:43How's that one?
07:46And Toby peanut butter.
07:49Weird.
07:50But tasty.
07:52Come on.
07:53Let me show you the living room.
07:56Ooh, what a cute chair.
07:59Ooh.
08:01Hmm.
08:02The guy who owned this chair thinks he's a real joker.
08:07Ooh.
08:08Now this is more my style.
08:10Modern.
08:11You have exceeded more than the chair.
08:14Gratian and sitting weight.
08:16Yay!
08:18Are you okay?
08:20Yes.
08:21What a rude chair.
08:24This chair is certainly different.
08:27Rich?
08:28Yes.
08:29And it's all yours when you take the house.
08:32Gee, this is really comfy.
08:35But it smells like chicken feathers.
08:39Weird.
08:41Well, come on.
08:42Let me show you the rest of the house.
08:44Good idea.
08:45There's something very familiar about this house.
08:49Look.
08:49The bedroom has three beds to choose from.
08:52Some house, huh?
08:54Yes.
08:55This one is wonderful.
09:03Are you okay?
09:06I think so.
09:08But I'm telling you, somebody around here has a strange sense of humor.
09:13Try this one over here.
09:19What are all these elements that you asked for?
09:25This is great.
09:31Would you care for a cup of warm cocoa?
09:34Um, sure.
09:36Thanks.
09:37Gee, I could get used to this.
09:45Uh-oh.
09:47Look at this match.
09:54Phew.
09:55Don't worry.
09:56You love the third bed.
09:58Third bed?
10:02Well, it does match that chair I liked.
10:06Let me try it.
10:08How is it?
10:10It smells a little weird, but, ooh, it's wonderful.
10:14So, do you want the house or what?
10:17Um, okay.
10:18I'll take it.
10:19Good.
10:20It's yours.
10:21You know, this house reminds me of a fairy tale.
10:25Which one?
10:26Hmm, let's see.
10:27There's three of everything, and...
10:30What was that?
10:31Let's go see.
10:34Hey, are you sure no one lives here?
10:37Well, I'm pretty sure.
10:43Uh-oh.
10:44Uh-oh.
10:45What are you doing in our house?
10:48Yeah.
10:49Their house?
10:50I knew there was something fun going on.
10:54This house belongs to the three bears, doesn't it?
10:57Well, it used to, but I thought they moved out.
11:00Wait a minute.
11:02Those guys aren't bears.
11:04Well, he's a bear.
11:05Well, what about him?
11:07Huh?
11:08A good friend of a bear?
11:10Okay.
11:11Then what is he?
11:12His?
11:13Uh, well, uh...
11:14He's a...
11:15Tickle nose blue watchmaculloch.
11:18Hey, watch it!
11:19Well, whatever you call him, he's real.
11:22Oh, uh...
11:23Thanks.
11:24Hey, you can stay here with us if you want.
11:27I can?
11:28Uh-huh.
11:28We built this house ourselves.
11:30You did?
11:31Well, okay.
11:33That's right, Biggie.
11:34Bye.
11:35Just make yourself at home.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Here, if you want some pie, it's in the cupboard.
11:40Oh, goody.
11:41I just love pie.
11:51Oh!
11:52Wasn't that fun?
11:54Fun?
11:55Yeah.
11:56You fell for the old pie-in-the-cupboard joke.
11:59Great.
12:00Now look at me.
12:01I'm a man.
12:03Here.
12:04My handy-dandy washing machine will fix you up in no time.
12:10Hey!
12:11Hey, stop!
12:12Ah!
12:12Get this thing off of me!
12:15I'll help you.
12:21Here.
12:22You can clean up in here.
12:25Ah!
12:29What's the matter?
12:30Did they run out of soap?
12:31Ah!
12:33Ah!
12:34That's it!
12:34I'm out of here!
12:35Don't leave.
12:36Where else can you find such a fun house?
12:39Or what's so modern?
12:41Or what's so weird?
12:43Thanks, guys!
12:45But no thanks!
12:47Piggy's dollhouse!
12:48Piggy's dollhouse!
12:49Piggy's dollhouse!
12:49Piggy's dollhouse!
12:49Where are you?
12:50Where are you?
12:50Goodness, kids!
12:52What's all the noise in here?
12:54Um, well, Nanny, we broke Piggy's dollhouse and we were trying to make her a new one, but
13:00we don't know what kind to build for her.
13:03Oh!
13:03Well, maybe this will help you make up your mind.
13:06What is it, Nanny?
13:08It's a pop-up book of famous buildings from around the world.
13:11It'll show you how different people live in different kinds of houses.
13:15Oh, goody!
13:16Why don't you take a look at it?
13:17And I'll be back later.
13:19Thanks, Nanny.
13:21Oh!
13:23This is the dollhouse I'd build for you, Piggy.
13:26Wow!
13:27What is it?
13:28It's an opera house.
13:30An opera house?
13:34This looks like a bunch of clamshells stuck together, not a dollhouse.
13:40Wait till you see inside.
13:46Oh!
13:47I love the doorbells.
13:49It's so musical.
13:50Come on, let's go in.
13:55This house has it all.
13:56Great floor plan.
13:58Big rooms.
13:59Wall-to-wall sheet music.
14:01Oh!
14:02It's so long.
14:03Show me more.
14:05Follow me upstairs.
14:09Oh!
14:10That is so simple.
14:12Neat, huh?
14:13Reminds me of my music box.
14:19Whoops!
14:20Oh!
14:21Quick!
14:21Find something to turn it off!
14:22Right!
14:28Oh!
14:29I can't stand this!
14:31Forget the house!
14:32It's not right for me!
14:34What did you say?
14:35I said it's lovely, but it's just not for me!
14:40Forget the house!
14:42Whoops!
14:43I mean, it's just not for me!
14:46Huh.
14:47Oh!
14:49But I think I want to shop around a little more.
14:53Oh!
14:54Wow!
14:55I don't know.
14:57Looks kind of weird.
14:58Yeah!
14:59Now that's the kind of dollhouse I'd make for you.
15:02Isn't that the place where the weird guy from that movie lives?
15:07Huh?
15:10Oh!
15:11Oh!
15:11You're right!
15:12It is pretty!
15:14And I love the windows!
15:15Huh?
15:16Who's that weird guy?
15:19Cubby Gonzo!
15:24What?
15:25Cubby!
15:26Cubby!
15:28What?!
15:29Yes!
15:30All that, and more.
15:33Put me down, you hunchbacked blue weirdo!
15:37Cubby!
15:38Cubby!
15:39Cubby Gonzo!
15:40The name Giving Sanctuary is my name.
15:43You're nuts.
15:45Oh, Sanctuary Nuts.
15:47You're welcome.
15:48Come on, I'll show you around.
15:49Well, okay.
15:51So, my sweet, how do you like the house of Quasi-Gonzo?
15:57Um, well, it does seem to have lots of closet space.
16:01Are you kidding?
16:02Check it out.
16:05Let me see.
16:07Uh-huh.
16:09Yay!
16:12What?
16:14Sorry, I forgot to clean that one.
16:17Let's try this one.
16:28Oh, boy.
16:29Remind me to get some bug spray, would you?
16:32I'm going to try this door.
16:35No, wait a minute.
16:37That's not a closet.
16:38That's the way out.
16:40I know.
16:41Wait a minute.
16:42You're not going anywhere.
16:45I'm not?
16:46No way.
16:48You are mine, my sweet swine.
16:51All mine.
16:53Yuck!
16:54Yuck!
16:56Yuck!
16:58Somebody get me out of here!
17:01Mother Piggy, you can't leave.
17:03You're going to stay with me forever!
17:06That's chance, Buster!
17:08Kermit will rescue me.
17:09You'll see.
17:10What?
17:11That's right.
17:12My hero is going to swing through that window any second now.
17:15You just watch.
17:18Uh, I say, any second now!
17:25Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
17:27What? I'm sure he'll be here before lunch.
17:30Well, I'd better hurry. They're about to close the dining room.
17:33Pardon moi.
17:38Get the let out, frog!
17:40Oh, curty, oh, curty!
17:46Nice work!
17:47Whoosh!
17:50Ha-ha-ha!
17:51Helmet!
17:52Your swing was wrong!
17:54It was?
17:55Oh.
17:56How's this?
17:59This guy better go back to hero school.
18:02I know, I know.
18:03But he's still my hero.
18:07Oh, isn't this cozy?
18:10I'll cozy you!
18:13Whoa!
18:16That's enough of this weirdo stuff.
18:19Let's see what else there is.
18:21Well, how about a pyramid?
18:22They were built in ancient times.
18:25You know, like when Nanny was a baby.
18:27Oh, yeah!
18:32Nice!
18:33Who is one of our statue in the front yard?
18:36And there's your new home.
18:38Ooh!
18:40You wanna look inside?
18:41Are you sure it's safe?
18:42Sure, I'm sure.
18:44Okay.
18:46Let's check it out.
18:53What's that?
18:55Him?
18:55Oh, he's the last owner.
18:57Hmm.
18:58Looks familiar.
19:00Nice living room, huh?
19:02Roomie!
19:03Has nice tall ceilings, strong walls.
19:06And over here, we have the remains of King Benson common.
19:10Um, excusez-moi, but what are you doing in my living room?
19:14Me?
19:15Well, uh, I guide the tour through this ancient pyramid every day at ten, two, and four.
19:21You do?
19:22Yep.
19:22Hey!
19:23She doesn't look so ancient to me!
19:26What?
19:27Um, maybe you should take a look at the bedroom now.
19:30Huh?
19:32Why don't you lie down?
19:34Take a load off your feet.
19:35Oh!
19:36Alright!
19:37I am a little poopy.
19:39I'll check out the rest of this place for you.
19:43Ah!
19:45Geez, I'm quiet.
19:48Huh?
19:49You better have a good reason for doing that, Buster!
19:53I do!
19:54I'm the staff archaeologist.
19:55I show up three times a week to dig for mummies.
19:58In my bedroom?
20:00Well, I guess so.
20:01Huh?
20:02What was that?
20:03Gee, it sounded like it came from, uh, a bear.
20:08Yeah!
20:08Yeah!
20:10Oh!
20:10Hey!
20:11You scared us!
20:12Oh, sorry.
20:13I didn't mean to.
20:14The gift shop is on your right as you exit.
20:17Wow!
20:18Um, since this may be my new house, do you think I could take the tour too?
20:23Sure.
20:23Follow me.
20:26Careful.
20:27It's dark.
20:27What's this room?
20:29A game room.
20:30Really?
20:31Huh?
20:33Now this is a big game.
20:36And now it's time for the 25,000 Doll Isles Pyramid with your host, Dick Clark.
20:42We must have wandered into American Bandstand.
20:45Huh?
20:47Isn't he cute?
20:49Sheesh.
20:50Okay, if you take your seats, we'll start the bonus round.
20:53Huh?
20:54Bonus what?
20:56I've just had a minor disaster occur.
20:58I was about to walk out here and I dropped my button.
21:00That's embarrassing.
21:01Piggy, would you sew my button on?
21:03Huh?
21:05Hi.
21:07He's so funny.
21:08Alright, let's try to get to the top, Piggy.
21:11To get to the top of what?
21:13What's happening?
21:14Where are we?
21:15Alright, ready?
21:16Begin.
21:17This is the most ridiculous thing.
21:19Ridiculous things!
21:20That's right!
21:21Wait a minute.
21:23Is this one of Fozzie's bad jokes?
21:25Bad Fozzie jokes!
21:26Right again!
21:28Next card.
21:28Hurry, Kermit.
21:29Next card.
21:30Hurry.
21:30Hurry?
21:31Where am I going?
21:32I don't know!
21:34This is so confusing!
21:36Confusing things!
21:37Absolutely correct!
21:38Let's get out of these chairs!
21:40Come on!
21:40I want to go back to the nursery!
21:43This is the weirdest dollhouse I've ever seen!
21:47That's it!
21:48Kinds of chairs, things in a nursery, and weird dollhouses!
21:52Congratulations, Piggy!
21:53You're today's big winner!
21:55I am?
21:56Oh!
21:57Hurry!
21:57I think!
21:58What do I win?
21:59A brand new, custom-made dollhouse from all your friends, Piggy My Sweet!
22:04Huh?
22:04Piggy My Sweet?
22:08Uh-huh!
22:09How do you like it, Piggy My Sweet?
22:11We call it the Piggy Pyramid Notice Skyscraper Dolly Opera Funhouse!
22:16Hell!
22:16Why!
22:17Why!
22:18It's the most beautiful dollhouse I've ever seen!
22:22Hi, kids!
22:23Hi, Dad!
22:24Hi, Nanny!
22:25What's all this?
22:26Look, Nanny!
22:27This is my new dollhouse!
22:29Everyone made it for me!
22:31Isn't it beautiful?
22:32Well, it certainly is imaginative!
22:34And I'm sure you'll have as much fun with this dollhouse as you did with the old one!
22:40Oh!
22:41And there's a swimming pool!
22:42And a skyscraper section!
22:44And it's beautiful, too!
22:46Oh!
22:47This house is just the perfect place for boys!
23:01Every Saturday evening, you get not one, not two, not three, but four!
23:06Pork chops and wallabies, squash and grumbles, scaring, toddler tearing, Nicktoons in a row on
23:11Doug Rocco, all real monsters, and Rugrats!
23:14This oughta be good!
23:16So don't miss two straight hours of Nicktoons!
23:19Today and every Saturday evening at 6, 5 Central, only on Nick!
23:22Now, stay tuned for more Muppet Babies!
23:25Next on Nick!
23:40Hmm!
23:41He should be here by now!
23:44I wonder what's happened to my new helper!
23:47Helper!
23:50I wonder what's happening to my new helper!
23:53Bye bye!
23:55Bye bye!
23:55Yeah, yeah!
23:56Bye bye!
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