00:07To be continued...
00:39Is everything all right in here?
00:41Yes, Nanny.
01:02Isn't this ocean beautiful?
01:04Out of my way, Fozzie.
01:05Yacht racing is serious business.
01:17You're only allowed to blow with your straw, Animal.
01:21Don't you remember the rules I made up?
01:24Uh-huh.
01:31Oh, that's better.
01:37Oh, it'll win.
01:39Don't go on my boat with your cooties.
01:46Come on.
01:49Remember my rules.
01:50First one to the end of the top wins.
02:01Oh, yeah?
02:10I won by a nose.
02:12No, you didn't.
02:13I'm changing the rules.
02:15It now takes two laps to win.
02:17Huh?
02:18What do you mean?
02:20Two laps?
02:21No fair.
02:25Hey, where's my boat?
02:27I lost mine in this fog.
02:32I won.
02:33No fair.
02:35You cheated.
02:36That's right, Piggy.
02:37You can't change the rules in the middle of the game.
02:40Of course I can.
02:42I made them up so I can change them anytime I want.
02:47I'm not playing with Piggy anymore.
02:50Me neither.
02:51I can't help it if you're all such poor sports.
02:55We're not poor sports.
02:57You're a cheater.
02:58I am not.
02:58You are too.
02:59I'm not.
03:00Hey, hold on.
03:02What's the matter?
03:03We were having a boat race, Nanny, and Piggy cheated.
03:06Yeah.
03:07She changed the rules after I won.
03:10Is that true, Piggy?
03:12Well, um, yes, but I made the rules, so why can't I change them?
03:18Because when you started the game, you made an agreement with the others.
03:23And breaking agreements makes people angry.
03:26Yeah.
03:27That's right.
03:27Yeah, he's right.
03:28You said it.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:31Now, before you play any more games, I want you to agree on the rules and then follow them.
03:38Yes, Nanny.
03:39That's good.
03:40I'm sure you'll have more fun this way.
03:43Well, then, it's decided.
03:45Uh, what's decided?
03:47That I will be the nursery's official rule maker.
03:50Huh?
03:51Why should you be the rules maker?
03:54Because it's in my blood.
03:56I'm a born ruler.
03:59I, Queen Eliza Piggy, do hereby assume total control of my nursery kingdom.
04:06Boy, it's been a rough day.
04:08I could use a few laughs.
04:11Guards, bring in the royal court jester.
04:14Yes, my queen.
04:18Royal court jester?
04:20Me?
04:20Oh, boy.
04:22Whoa.
04:23Whoa.
04:23Hey.
04:24Whoa.
04:25Good morning, you royal pigginess.
04:27Tell me a joke, court jester, and make it funny.
04:31No problem.
04:32I know a great one.
04:33What do you call a queen who plays golf?
04:36Give up the queen of clubs.
04:39Get it?
04:40Golf.
04:41Clubs.
04:42Waka waka.
04:43Whoa.
04:44That was awful, jester.
04:47You know what I do to lousy comedians?
04:50Buy them joke lashes?
04:52Lash!
04:53I'm not going to get 50 lashes, am I?
04:57Nope.
04:57It's worse than that.
04:59Oh, no.
05:0250 tomatoes.
05:05Bring on my royal writer.
05:11Tis I, Weirdo Shakespeare, m'lady.
05:15Lick off my nose.
05:17Whoa.
05:21Just kidding.
05:22Well, what have you written for me today, royal writer?
05:26I, Weirdo Shakespeare, have written one of my greatest works for you, my queen.
05:33Ah, here it is.
05:36Weird or not to be weird?
05:39That is the question.
05:41Uh, uh, ah.
05:44Weirdio, oh, Weirdio.
05:46Where far art thou, Weirdio?
05:49Uh, uh, uh, ah.
05:51Old Mac Weirdo had a farm.
05:53E-I-E-O.
05:54Brother, where did that come from?
05:57He, uh, read any good books lately?
06:00Stop.
06:00I met the rules, and I don't want you writing any more of your weirdos.
06:04Plays.
06:05Yeah, but, but how will I become the most famous writer in the world, my queen?
06:11That's your problem.
06:12Girls!
06:13Huh?
06:14Stop!
06:16You can't do this to me!
06:18You'll hear from my agent.
06:20Ahoy and hello, Queen Eliza Piggy.
06:23I, Sir Kermitrake, have come to sail around the world for you.
06:28Forget about sailing around the world, Sir Kermie.
06:31I want you right here, by my side.
06:33But, but what about the history books?
06:35Who cares about books?
06:37You and I are going to make our own history.
06:42Um, there!
06:45Oh, well, I guess being king won't be so bad.
06:48Who said anything about being king?
06:50I make the rules, and I say you're my Prince Charming.
06:55Huh?
06:56No!
06:57Stop!
06:57Let me go, Piggy.
06:59I don't like your rules.
07:01Yai!
07:05Kermit's right.
07:06Why should you be the queen of the nursery?
07:09Yeah!
07:09How would you like it if I were queen?
07:12Huh?
07:13There!
07:14Pick up my clothes.
07:15Clean my glasses.
07:17All of my roller skates.
07:18Okay, okay!
07:19I get it!
07:20Come on!
07:21Remember what Nanny said?
07:23We've got to figure out some way to agree on the rules.
07:26I know!
07:27I'll be the ruler of the nursery!
07:30But Piggy just proved that one person making the rules won't work.
07:34Who said anything about making rules?
07:36If I were ruler of the nursery, there wouldn't be any rules.
07:41I, Gonzoleon, declare myself emperor of the nursery.
07:46From this moment forward, I cancel all rules and laws.
07:51That's ridiculous.
07:52There have to be some laws.
07:54You can't cancel the law of gravity.
07:56Is that so?
07:58Hey!
07:59Why?
08:02Everyone!
08:03So long!
08:04Gosh!
08:05If there are no rules at all, then I can make up the rules of a good joke.
08:10Hmm.
08:12Aha!
08:12I know!
08:13Why did the potato go to Paris?
08:16Give up?
08:17To be a french fry!
08:18Waka, waka, waka!
08:20Ha ha!
08:23Whoa!
08:27French fries?
08:29What happened to tomatoes?
08:31Whoa!
08:33Yeah!
08:34French fries are better with ketchup.
08:37Chief, Ozzy.
08:39I guess rules or no rules, a bad joke is a bad joke.
08:43Hmm.
08:44I wonder what it's like to play piano with no musical rules.
08:51Beautiful!
08:53Hey, without rules, I could begin running a race before the star who shoots his pistol.
09:00So could we.
09:02Yay!
09:08Pardon me, Gonzoleon, but why do you keep your hand in your shirt?
09:12Oh, that is simple.
09:14I keep my hand in my shirt because I would look pretty silly with my nose in there.
09:22I have to ask.
09:23Gee, I had to ask.
09:25No, actually, Kermit, you didn't have to ask.
09:28There are no rules.
09:31Green light?
09:32Stop!
09:35Red light?
09:40No rules!
09:42No rules!
09:43No rules!
09:44No rules!
09:44No rules!
09:45No rules!
09:45If there aren't any rules at all, then you and I don't have to wait till we're older to
09:50get married, Kermie.
09:51Oh, boy.
09:55Oh, boy.
09:56Help!
09:59Help!
10:02Help!
10:03Oh!
10:04Oh!
10:05Oh!
10:06Oh!
10:08Oh, yeah?
10:10I told you everything would be great if I was emperor of the nursery.
10:15What on earth is going on in here?
10:18Oh!
10:19Oh!
10:20Oh!
10:22Oh!
10:23Oh!
10:25Oh!
10:25Oh!
10:26Oh!
10:27Oh!
10:28We were just doing what you told us, Nanny.
10:31You were?
10:32Yeah.
10:33We agreed on the rules.
10:35That's right.
10:36We agreed on no rules.
10:38That's not quite what I had in mind, Gonzo.
10:42It isn't.
10:43Oh, boy.
10:45Now I want all of you to sit down on the couch.
10:50Now when I said agree on the rules, I didn't mean no rules.
10:55It's not okay to be totally out of control.
10:58It isn't?
10:59I'm afraid not.
11:02I'm afraid not.
11:02Now I want all of you to sit still until I come back.
11:06Okay?
11:07Yes, Nanny.
11:08Oh!
11:11Oh.
11:11We are...
11:12Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:19I've seen you.
11:26Oh!
11:26Yeah!
11:28I hope.
11:31Looks like trouble.
11:33Wow!
11:33We knew the rules, we knew the game.
11:36We only have ourselves to blame.
11:38She told us once, she told us twice.
11:41And now we're paying the price.
11:43We're jailbirds, feels like a prison cell.
11:47Yikes! We're wearing stripes!
11:49Sitting in the sliver with a sad, sad story to tell.
11:54We lost control, we went insane.
11:56And now we're dragging that ball and chain.
11:59Can't have cookies, no TV.
12:02And the warden's got the key.
12:04We're jailbirds, feels like a prison cell.
12:08Yikes! We're wearing stripes!
12:10Sitting in the sliver with a sad, sad story to tell.
12:15Life's a drag when you can't be free.
12:17You can't go swimming or climb a tree.
12:20Every day looks the same.
12:23You're just the number, you got no name.
12:25We learned our lesson and now we know.
12:28Playing by the rules is the way to go.
12:30If we ever get out, we'll change our plan.
12:33Hey, let's be bad all over again!
12:35No!
12:37Jailbirds, feels like a prison cell.
12:40Yikes! We're wearing stripes!
12:42Sitting in the sliver with a sad, sad story to tell.
12:45Sad story? A sad, sad story?
12:47Sitting in the sliver with a sad, sad story to tell.
12:50Boo-hoo!
12:52I'm sitting in the sliver with a sad, sad story to tell.
12:57Jailbirds!
13:06I promise you could, Nanny!
13:08All right, Gonzo. You can relax now.
13:13If you kids want to learn about rules, this should help.
13:17It's my old government book from when I went to school.
13:20And it tells all about democracy.
13:23Oh, thanks, Nanny.
13:24But what is democracy?
13:27That's when people make rules for themselves.
13:29Each person has a secret vote.
13:32They elect people to make laws for them
13:34and a president to carry out those laws.
13:38Hey, maybe we could try that to help us make rules.
13:42Yeah!
13:43Why don't you look at the pictures in the book
13:45and call me if you have any questions.
13:48Okay, Nanny.
13:50I wonder if there's a section in here on nursery rules.
13:54Uh, I didn't think so.
13:57I know.
13:58Let's vote for a president of the nursery.
14:01That's a great idea, Kermit.
14:03And once I'm president, I can make all the rules.
14:07Uh, well, that's not exactly how it works, Piggy.
14:10What?
14:11Yeah.
14:11We get to vote for whoever we want for president.
14:15We do?
14:16Uh-huh.
14:16But first, you've got to make the people want to vote for you.
14:20Like this.
14:23Yes, ladies and gentle mutts.
14:25Vote for me,
14:26and I promise to let this country go to the dogs.
14:31I'll fire all the dog catchers.
14:36And I'll guarantee one big dog bone for every mutt.
14:43Just vote for Wolf the Dog for president of the nursery.
14:47Gee, Wolf, I hate to say this,
14:49but you're the only dog in the nursery.
14:51Oh.
14:52Everybody knows you get votes by being on television.
14:57Hello.
14:58My name is Piggy,
14:59and I'm running for president.
15:02You should vote for me because I'm smart and adorable,
15:05um, and a born leader,
15:07and because if you don't,
15:09you'll be sorry.
15:11Take it easy, Piggy.
15:13Yeah.
15:14That's no way to make people like you.
15:16Um, uh, uh, sorry.
15:19I don't know what came over me.
15:21Okay, okay, guys.
15:23Now it's time to vote for the person you think
15:25would make the best president of the nursery.
15:31So step into the voting booth
15:33and cast your secret ballot.
15:35Me first.
15:42There.
15:43Who's next?
15:44I'm next.
15:57Good vote.
16:01Okay, that's everybody.
16:03I'll count the votes.
16:05One for Piggy.
16:07Two for Piggy.
16:08Oh, goody.
16:09I just know I'm gonna win.
16:11One for Kermit.
16:13Two for Kermit.
16:15Three for Kermit.
16:17What?
16:18It's two votes for Piggy.
16:21And six for Kermit.
16:22Kermit wins!
16:24Kermit's president of the nursery!
16:27Um, I voted for you, Piggy.
16:30I wonder who the other person was.
16:32Uh, congratulations, Kermit.
16:35I am gonna be your first lady, aren't I?
16:37Oh, uh, sure, Piggy.
16:40Gosh, now that I'm president,
16:42what do I do?
16:43According to these pictures,
16:45you gotta go to Washington.
16:47You mean Kermit's gotta do his laundry?
16:50Fuzzy!
16:52Sorry.
16:53He means Washington, D.C.,
16:55the nation's capital.
16:57Let me see.
16:57Me, too!
16:58Yeah, I wanna see.
16:59Ooh.
17:01Ooh.
17:01Hey.
17:06Is this where the president works?
17:08That's right.
17:09Maybe I could visit some other presidents
17:11and get some advice.
17:13Sure.
17:14Follow me.
17:17What's this place?
17:19It's the Lincoln Memorial.
17:21Come on.
17:24Boy, look at the size of him.
17:27Yeah.
17:28I'll bet he was the biggest president we ever had.
17:31What did he do?
17:32Abraham Lincoln was president during the Civil War.
17:36He helped free the slaves
17:37and wrote the Gettysburg Address.
17:40Um, what is the Gettysburg Address?
17:44Why, 227 Gettysburg Road, of course.
17:48Yeah!
17:49Yeah, wait for me!
17:52Yeah!
17:54Yeah!
17:54Yeah!
17:54Yeah!
17:54Yeah!
17:55Yeah!
17:55Yeah!
18:00Yeah!
18:01Yeah!
18:03Oof!
18:04Oof!
18:05Huh?
18:06Are you Kermit the Frog?
18:09I think so.
18:10Who are you?
18:11Secret Service.
18:12I'm afraid you'll have to come with us.
18:14Huh?
18:15Wait!
18:16You don't understand!
18:17I don't have any secrets!
18:19I won fair and square!
18:21Where are you taking me?
18:24I didn't do anything!
18:25I'm innocent!
18:26I'm...
18:27I'm...
18:28Welcome to the White House, Mr. President!
18:30What?
18:37I'm, uh...
18:39Pleased to be here.
18:41Mr. President,
18:43how does it feel to be the first frog in the White House?
18:46Uh, well, it feels, uh...
18:48Green.
18:49I mean, keen.
18:50It feels really keen.
18:52Mr. President,
18:54what do you plan to do about the high cost of living?
18:57Uh, good question.
18:59Uh, I guess I'll have to get my allowance ready.
19:05Mr. President?
19:07I'm sorry.
19:08No more questions.
19:09The President is very busy.
19:11I am?
19:14Where are we now?
19:16The Oval Office.
19:18Sheesh.
19:19No wonder they call it the Oval Office.
19:22Okay, fellas, you know what to do.
19:25Right.
19:26No sweat.
19:28Piggy, what are you doing?
19:31As First Lady,
19:32it's my job to make sure
19:34your office looks beautiful.
19:36Personally, I don't like Oval's.
19:41Don't you just love hearts, Kermie?
19:46Oh, yes.
19:47And I took the liberty
19:48of having the outside painted, too.
19:51Huh?
19:53I think a pink house
19:54is so much cuter
19:55than a White House,
19:57don't you?
20:03Oh, brother.
20:05Hurry, Mr. President.
20:07What's the matter,
20:08Vice President Weirdo?
20:09It's time for your cabinet meeting.
20:11It is?
20:12Yeah, everyone's waiting.
20:17What's this?
20:18Why, your cabinet meeting,
20:20of course.
20:21Good afternoon,
20:22Mr. President.
20:23First, we'll hear
20:25from the Secretary of Toys.
20:27We need more money
20:28to buy toys.
20:29Good idea.
20:31Isn't it?
20:32Huh?
20:33You said it,
20:34President Kermit.
20:36Next, we'll hear
20:37from the Secretary of Clothes.
20:39We need more money
20:40to buy clothes.
20:41Well, that sounds okay.
20:45Overruled!
20:46Let's use the clothes money
20:47to buy more toys.
20:49Okay.
20:50But what about money
20:51for ice cream?
20:53And popcorn.
20:54And don't forget movies.
20:56Hey, what about music?
20:58And computers.
20:59And how about sports?
21:00Hold it, hold it, hold it.
21:02We're arguing again.
21:04Kermit's right.
21:05What we need
21:06are some new rules.
21:08Hey, look.
21:10This is where
21:10they make the laws.
21:12I saw it on TV.
21:13It's called the house.
21:15I wonder if it's anything
21:16like a doghouse.
21:21As Speaker of the doghouse,
21:23I call this meeting
21:24the order.
21:26Who wants to make
21:27the first law
21:28for the nursery?
21:29I do.
21:30I do.
21:31I do.
21:32I do.
21:33I do.
21:34I do.
21:47Me do.
21:47to make sure
21:48it becomes law.
21:50No fair.
21:51That's not how laws are made.
21:53Yeah.
21:54We have to vote on it.
21:56We do?
21:57Right.
21:58All in favor,
22:00say aye.
22:01Aye.
22:02Huh?
22:02Aye.
22:03What?
22:04Aye.
22:05Really?
22:06Aye.
22:08Aye, aye, aye.
22:10The ayes have it.
22:12Everyone agrees
22:12to buy Piggy
22:13a present
22:14on her birthday.
22:15Oh, God.
22:16I don't know
22:19what to say.
22:20Gee, Piggy,
22:21why are you so surprised?
22:22Yeah.
22:23You buy presents
22:24for all of us,
22:25so why wouldn't we
22:26want to do the same
22:27for you?
22:29Gee,
22:30I guess democracy
22:31is pretty good stuff
22:33after all.
22:34Well, kids,
22:35did you work out
22:36all your problems?
22:37We sure did, Nanny.
22:39Your book really helped.
22:41We elected Kermit
22:42president of the nursery.
22:44And from now on,
22:45if we can't agree
22:46on something,
22:47we're going to vote on it.
22:49That's wonderful, kids.
22:51When I grow up,
22:53I'm going to run
22:53for Congress.
22:55Gee,
22:55it's a long way
22:56to Washington, Scooter.
22:58Maybe you better
22:58start running now.
23:00Huh?
23:01Personally,
23:02I'm going to run
23:03for president
23:04of Neptune.
23:05But, Gonzo,
23:07there's nobody
23:07on Neptune.
23:09Hey, I know.
23:10I'll win
23:11by a landslide.
23:12Whoa!
23:16See what I mean?
23:17Whoa!
23:46panelsοΏ½
23:49Oh, bye-bye!
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