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02:36¡No, Garfield!
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04:23Let's go.
04:25Serve it before it gets cold.
04:27Poos, poos, poos.
04:28Gee, Nermal isn't here.
04:30We can't eat until our guest is here.
04:33Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
04:34I made this special dinner in Nermal's order.
04:37It'd be very bad manners to eat without him.
04:40We'll just have to wait.
04:42No, we won't.
04:47How do you like that?
04:49A use for Nermal.
04:52Okay, Nermal, you get a last meal.
04:56Nermal?
05:00Wait!
05:01Come back for him after dessert.
05:03Stop! My dinner is at stake.
05:10I have to get Nermal back.
05:12What a disgusting development.
05:17Uh-oh.
05:18I didn't realize what Garfield would do for him.
05:20No, our joke's gone too far, boys.
05:24Hmm.
05:24I may already have won 27 million dollars.
05:27They're heading for the Central Post Office.
05:39Hmm.
05:40Dear Harriet, marry me or I will throw myself to the seals.
05:59I have an awful feeling I'm about to be kids.
06:00I'm not safe.
06:10I have an awful feeling I'm about to be kids.
06:17Well, at least I found Nermal.
06:19Okay, Nermal, come out.
06:21I'm not mailing you to Abu Dhabi.
06:23Yet.
06:28That's not Nermal.
06:30Nermal didn't look this realistic.
06:33Keep your eyes peeled, guys.
06:34He's got to be in here somewhere.
06:37Find Garfield before my trick causes him to mail himself to Abu Dhabi.
06:41What?
06:42Trick?
06:44Since when did John get devious?
06:46Come on, fella.
06:47You're going to help me return the favor.
06:51Let's split up and look for him.
06:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:56This thing's head is completely filled with old socks.
06:59And it's still smarter than Odie.
07:03Now I address it to Abu Dhabi.
07:06Any sign of Garfield?
07:08Mm-mm.
07:09No!
07:10That's Garfield.
07:12I'd know that tale anywhere.
07:13Wait!
07:14Hold that package!
07:15Stop!
07:17No!
07:18Stop that plane!
07:19My cat!
07:20Ah-roo!
07:21Ah-roo!
07:27He's...
07:28He's gone!
07:32Taxi.
07:45I didn't mean for it to end like this.
07:47He's probably halfway to Abu Dhabi by now.
07:51Ah!
07:51I don't know if we'll ever see Garfield again, Odie.
07:53It won't be the same around here.
07:56We...
07:57Hi, guys.
07:58Garfield?
08:03Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick I played on you.
08:05I'll never do it again.
08:06See what you get trying to nail me to Abu Dhabi?
08:09You're right, Nirmal.
08:11I'll never do it again.
08:14Garfield, what are you doing?
08:16Garfield, you promised you wouldn't nail me to Abu Dhabi.
08:19Garfield!
08:21Garfield!
08:22Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:26Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:26Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:29Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:30Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:31Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:33Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:37Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:38Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:38Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:39Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:40Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:40Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:41Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:43Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:46Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
08:50Garfield, I'm sorry about that trick.
09:17¡Oh, Orson! ¡Oh, Orson! ¡Oh, Orson! ¡Oh, Orson! ¡The shower is broken!
09:24No water.
09:25Do you know how uncomfortable it is wearing a heavy wool sweater in the summertime?
09:31Yeah, that means I can't shower the wallermud off either.
09:36Hey, I know how to solve this. Do any of you know where the old milk pail is?
09:41Uh, I think it's with some junk out in the tool shed.
09:44It leaks. The farmer was going to fix it, but he bought a new one instead.
09:48What good is that rusty old thing?
09:50You'll see.
09:52It's got to be here. Ah-ha. There it is.
09:57Steady. Steady.
10:00Uh-oh.
10:03Oh, where am I?
10:05Is that you? Is that me?
10:13Knights of the Round Waller.
10:15Sir, we are about to embark on a glorious quest for the glory of Hamelot. We're going in search of
10:20the Holy Pale.
10:21But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, King Orson, that means we have to go into the enchanted forest
10:27where the terrible griffin lives.
10:29What's a griffin?
10:31It's a mythological beast that is half eagle, half lion.
10:34Have no fear, Sir Duckalot. I, Sir Cackalot, am here to protect you. Let's be off, then.
10:42We're from Hamelot. We're bold, we're dashing, we're brave. Soldiers from Hamelot, and we've got a pail to save.
10:52We won't be stopped by dragons, thunderstorms, or hail. We'd love to find adventure.
10:59Or a really good yard sale.
11:01So with a little bit of luck, it will be easy to go pluck it.
11:05Wait a minute. Was that a chicken joke?
11:07We'd go all the way to Nantucket, just to save a leaky bucket.
11:12We'd laugh in the face of danger. This griffin scares us not.
11:15So what if he's half lion and eagle? There are chickens in Hamelot.
11:20That was a chicken joke.
11:23We're from Hamelot. We're bold, we're dashing, we're brave. Soldiers from Hamelot.
11:28And we've got a pail to, we've got a pail to, we've got a pail to save.
11:38Tell me, King Orson, are you sure we're going in the right direction to find the holy pail?
11:44I'm absolutely positively sure, Sir Eggelot. I think.
11:52Oh, my. It is the griffin.
11:59Good evening, lights and jets. You know, this audience looks good enough to eat.
12:06We have a marvelous quest for you tonight. If you're looking for the holy pail, you've come to the right
12:12place.
12:15The holy pail. I knew we'd find it.
12:19Yeah, but how do we get past all the barbed wire and stuff?
12:23Uh, but seriously, there's a way to get past all that junk and get the pail, if you can get
12:29this clue.
12:30Uh, and now, a word from our sponsor, the Lady of the Lake.
12:35Remember, for the best in tropical fruit, uh, it's the Lady of the Lake.
12:40Ooh, the clue is Lady of the Lake. She can tell me how to get the pail.
12:46Yeah, but how will you get away from the griffin?
12:50Leave that to me. I know how to slay that monster.
12:53I'll use my mightiest weapon, a million one-liners for dangerous occasions.
12:59Okay, here's what we're gonna do. First, I think it was one of us.
13:04Me? Why me?
13:06Here we go.
13:10Time to bring out your first guest.
13:13Uh, here's a young man who comes to us all the way, all the way from, uh, Hamelon.
13:20A nice welcome, please, for Sir Cackle-A-Lot.
13:25I bought a suit with two pair of pants, but it's too hot lately to wear both pair.
13:30The only time I wear both pair is when I play golf.
13:33That's in case I get a hole in one.
13:36Ha ha ha ha!
13:38Ha ha ha ha!
13:39Oh, stop! Stop! Ooh, you really slated.
13:43Keep it up. I'll rescue you after we find the holy pail.
13:46But seriously, you wanna have fun?
13:48Go into an antique shop and ask,
13:50What's new?
13:52Ha ha ha!
13:54Ooh!
13:55Ha ha ha ha!
13:56Ooh! Ooh!
13:58Ha ha ha!
14:13Ha ha ha!
14:16Say, aren't you King Orson of Hamelot?
14:19Sí, oh, Lady of the Lake, ahem, I've come for the secret of how to get the Holy Pale.
14:25Well, I can't give it to just anyone, unless their intentions are honorable in real life.
14:31If I don't get back to the Enchanted Forest with the secret, the griffin will eat the Knights of the
14:36Roundwaller.
14:37Not good enough.
14:39I intend to use the Pale for the benefit of all my friends.
14:44Sounds like you really are the King of Havala.
14:48Here you go.
14:51This is the secret? What do I do with it?
14:54Oh, when the time comes, you'll know.
14:56Now, if you don't mind, I only have a couple of thousand years of my vacation left.
15:05I'll never forget my first words in the theater.
15:10Peanuts, popcorn, ha, ha, ha.
15:13Ooh, what a fine act.
15:15Let's hear it for Sir Cackle-a-Lot.
15:17And now, for my feast de resistance.
15:23Just a minute.
15:26And now, on behalf of our sponsor, the Lady of the Lake.
15:33We're taking the Holy Pale back to Hamelot.
15:37Yay!
15:43What a strange dream.
15:46Gave me an idea, though.
16:09Great idea, Orson.
16:12But how were you able to find the bucket?
16:14Oh, it was easy.
16:15I had a dream that gave me an attractive solution.
16:30One shower stall, one drain plug, and one ironing board.
16:35All set.
16:41Cowabunga, sirs up!
16:46Why can't you bat at a piece of string like other cats?
17:03Ahem.
17:04Welcome to our class on humor.
17:06Today we're going to discuss how to be funny.
17:12That is not one of the ways.
17:14Humor is like dynamite.
17:16It's especially dangerous in the hands of amateurs.
17:19May we have the lights, please?
17:21Also not funny.
17:24Ahem.
17:24The earliest known example of humor was told by a caveman named Shecky Hug.
17:35Roughly translated, the joke was,
17:38Why did the brontosaurus cross the road?
17:40Of course, even the first comedian had his critics.
17:43This was Ooga Henny, the first heckler.
17:51Over the years, man developed a more refined, civilized sense of humor.
17:55In ancient Egypt, for instance, they were far more sophisticated.
17:59During the Italian Renaissance, famed painter Leonardo da Vinci
18:03participated in painting, engineering, and low comedy.
18:11Fortunately, we are more civilized than that today.
18:16Well, some of us are more civilized.
18:20Alas, much humor comes from the discomfort of others.
18:23This is most evident in the kind of humor known as the practical joke.
18:27In practical jokes, you do something rotten to someone else
18:30and then laugh at their misery.
18:32Here are some of the most popular rotten things to do.
18:35Lights, please.
18:38Still not funny.
18:42There's the old rhinoceros in the bed trick.
18:45There's the old baseball team in the shower trick.
18:49Always a laugh, right?
18:51And then there's my favorite,
18:52the old 3rd Marine Division in the dishwasher trick.
18:57That one takes a long time to set up, but it's worth it.
19:01Lights, please.
19:03Take note.
19:04If something isn't funny, you just keep doing it
19:07and eventually it becomes a running gag.
19:09Now, this brings us to the basic question,
19:11what is humor?
19:13Ta-da!
19:14This clearly is not.
19:17No.
19:18Come back here, Stooge, and bring the slide projector.
19:23My well-meaning assistant did have the right idea, however.
19:26Silly costumes can be funny.
19:29Lights.
19:30See, it's starting to get funny.
19:33Man wearing scuba suit.
19:35Mildly amusing.
19:37Man in woman's clothing.
19:38Always good for a laugh.
19:40Man in chicken suit.
19:42Ha, what can I say?
19:43Hysterical.
19:44Remember, wit, satire, clever sayings, puns,
19:48none of this is as funny as a man in a chicken suit.
19:51Here's how John usually dresses, by the way.
19:54This is right up there with the chicken suit.
19:57Now, in all of comedy, what is the most important thing?
20:01Timing!
20:01Ahem.
20:02I said, in all of comedy...
20:04Timing!
20:06Ahem again.
20:07I said, in all of comedy, what is the most important thing?
20:12Timing?
20:13Correct.
20:15Let's see some examples of how timing is important
20:18on a popular Saturday morning cartoon show.
20:23Observe how crucial timing is to the following jokes.
20:27Hmm, it's Monday.
20:30I hate Mondays.
20:32Is there anyone in the world who's dumb enough
20:34that they actually like Mondays?
20:36Ta-da!
20:38Well, I guess that answers my question.
20:41Okay, that's a timing joke.
20:43Now let's see how a timing joke can be combined
20:46with a silly costume for even more humor.
20:51Hmm, it's hockey season.
20:54I hate hockey season.
20:56Is there anyone in this world who's dumb enough
20:58to actually like hockey season?
21:00Well, I guess that answers my question.
21:04See how much funnier that was?
21:06Now let's try it one more time
21:08and add some cheap physical humor.
21:12Hmm, it's Groundhog's Day.
21:14I hate Groundhog's Day.
21:16Is there anyone in this world who's dumb enough
21:18to actually like Groundhog's Day?
21:23Well, I guess that answers my question.
21:26See, a laugh riot.
21:28However, this kind of cheap childish humor
21:30is fast becoming out of date.
21:32Follow me, if you will.
21:34Here at the National Institute of Humor
21:36and Mirth Analysis,
21:37scientists work around the clock
21:39to develop new, more efficient forms of comedy.
21:41This department is analyzing
21:43which words are the funniest when used in jokes.
21:46Pickle.
21:46Funny.
21:46Pretzel.
21:47Funny.
21:47Cookie.
21:48Funny.
21:48Steak.
21:49Not funny.
21:49Yellow-bellied sapsucker.
21:51Funny.
21:51Dog.
21:52Not funny.
21:52Elephant.
21:53Funny.
21:53Chicken.
21:54Extremely funny.
21:55Lion.
21:55Not funny.
21:57Years of testing have gone into asking the question,
22:00what makes people laugh?
22:01Even the old crude pie in the face
22:04has been thoroughly analyzed.
22:05You may proceed.
22:14They spent six months just on whoopee cushions alone.
22:19All of this has led up to this moment.
22:21The computer, after digesting billions of bytes of data,
22:25is ready to construct the ultimate joke,
22:28a true example of humor for the 21st century.
22:31Here it comes, the joke of the future.
22:46In short,
22:48humor of the future will be pretty much like humor of today.
22:52Thank you.
22:53We're all done.
22:54Light.
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