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مسلسل Arrested Development مترجم - Episode 4
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00:01Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to
00:06keep them all together.
00:14It's Arrested Development.
00:19Michael Bluth was visiting his father in prison, anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping.
00:25It just doesn't make any sense, Dad. I mean, where did this money come from, and why did it end
00:28up in the International Accounts file?
00:30George Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping.
00:33This game is never going to happen. Look at this. Half of these guys, they're still in their cuffs.
00:36I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here.
00:39Yeah, well, I'm trying to get us out of last place, Michael.
00:41We're playing Rawway next week. Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco.
00:46I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming.
00:47Bluth! Right field!
00:49That is ridiculous.
00:50You won't even talk to me.
00:51I'm catcher or I'm nothing!
00:55Michael returned to work where his assistant, Kitty, greeted him with some startling news.
01:00Your wife's on line one.
01:02Michael's wife had been dead for two years.
01:04My what?
01:05Kitty realized her mistake.
01:06I said your wife is on line one.
01:08But not immediately.
01:11Oh! Oh, God. I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother.
01:16I'm so used to being George's assistant.
01:18Kitty had been George Senior's fiercely loyal assistant for years.
01:27And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed.
01:31Listen, you wouldn't know if we had any documentation on these international accounts, would you?
01:36That's actually not any of your business. My business. That's not any of my business.
01:45Hey, Mom.
01:46Are you aware that we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now?
01:51Yeah, it's a real shame what's going on with this family.
01:53You're stuck by the pool and Dad's getting picked last for softball.
01:56Nonetheless, Michael, you can free up a little company money to get back our golf privileges.
02:00No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf.
02:02No, but I used the clubhouse dining room until I was turned away today. It's embarrassing.
02:07Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.
02:14You should see the looks I'm getting.
02:16Fine. If you can't free up the cash, have your father call the club president.
02:20I've got news for you, Mom. I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore.
02:24No, I've had it. I really have.
02:26You know, I'm down there every single day. I'm trying to do what I can to get this company back
02:30on track,
02:30and he barely even acknowledges me.
02:32That is disgusting. Talk to your father. I will not stand for this.
02:41Joe, can I get you to stop doing that?
02:46No, I'm just setting up an office. I've got to write a strongly worded letter to one, Warden James Buck.
02:52In order to restore his career as an escape artist, Joe had recently checked into prison as a publicity stunt.
02:58You really think you can break out of my prison? You won't even know I was here.
03:02But after a shiv to his side, Job was rushed to a local hospital, thus fulfilling in Job's mind his
03:08contract with the public.
03:10Ta-da.
03:10And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape.
03:15So I am going after this guy with everything I've got. Art. Now we are writing a letter.
03:23Job?
03:26Well, I wish I would have known you were coming. I am a mess.
03:30Don't know if a call from me would have changed that.
03:33Do you like my outfit?
03:35Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
03:38Job?
03:39No, I need your chair. Get up. I've got a letter to write.
03:42Ooh, you're all business. Just like your dad.
03:48My God, she's repulsive.
03:50Michael realized that Kitty's obvious attraction to Job could perhaps be of use to him.
03:55How would you like a touch lamp?
03:59You're the one who needs therapy.
04:00Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared for their first session with a therapist.
04:04Yes, Tobias. I want the marriage to work. I just don't know if therapy is the answer.
04:08Oh, right. Because you did respect my old career and you certainly don't respect my new one.
04:12You don't have a new one.
04:13Things had been tense since Tobias left his psychiatry practice to pursue an acting career.
04:21I have needs, you know.
04:23And how am I not addressing your needs?
04:24How can you even ask that? What is this?
04:27Oh, go right to that.
04:29Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great.
04:32Okay, kids. Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream.
04:37Can we come?
04:38Sorry, it's not for kids.
04:44Well, now we have to follow them.
04:45Yeah.
04:46What?
04:49Okay.
04:51So why are we doing this?
04:52Because it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive!
04:55Well, what if they see us?
04:57How are they going to see us?
04:58Well, it says Bluth Company right on the side.
05:01Plus, it's a stairway. That's going to catch the eye.
05:03The airport stairway vehicle was the last vestige of the Bluths' former wealth.
05:10Also, that house of pies went out of business.
05:14You are scared. I knew it.
05:16No, I'm not scared. It's just that I have plans later.
05:20I'm visiting Pop Pop.
05:22You visit Pop Pop?
05:23In fact, he'd been terrified of the very notion of prison since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO's
05:29Oz, mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical.
05:33Don't beware! Eat it, bitch!
05:35Lots of times.
05:36What's it like?
05:38Hey, you know what you should do? You should go get your mom's date book.
05:41Oh, yeah. She must have written down where they're going.
05:43Oh, hey, I still want to hear about prison, okay?
05:45Hope you can handle it.
05:50Michael arrived home in a good mood. With Job getting the information from Kitty, he would no longer have to
05:55visit prison and deal with his father.
05:57Hey, buddy. Came home early. Want to do something? Anything. Anything at all.
06:03I want to visit Pop Pop in prison.
06:08Back at the office, Job was making progress with Michael's assistant.
06:12Here's where we keep all of our heavyweight paper.
06:17Bet you can show me where a lot of things are.
06:20What kind of things are you looking for?
06:25What are you hiding?
06:28Nothing you can't find.
06:30Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait.
06:33Take off your glasses.
06:36Wait, wait.
06:40Let down your hair.
06:46No, glasses on, hair back up.
06:48Let's just get that hair right back up.
06:49Do you want me to turn the lights off? What about that?
06:51Yes, yes, please.
06:53How's that? Is that better?
06:55It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
06:57And Lindsay and Tobias were, for the first time, addressing their marital problems.
07:01It's like we're face-to-face now. Like we're really seeing this marriage and...
07:07I'm afraid it's a lie.
07:14Bravo! See, if I gave a performance that good, I'd have my own alias-type show.
07:19Stop it! I am so sick of hearing about acting, acting, acting!
07:23Okay, okay. Look, maybe we need a new approach.
07:27Um...
07:28Let's try some role-playing.
07:30Yes. All right.
07:35Michael headed back to the prison, despite his earlier vow never to return.
07:39Well, you always say family first. I should see my grandpa, right?
07:42No, listen, I'm not stopping you. Just after this, I'm not going back out there.
07:45Why? Is it scary?
07:48Scary? No.
07:49No, it's the opposite of scary. It's like a carnival.
07:53Without the half person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself.
07:57I mean, it's like a country club. All the guy does is eat ice cream and play softball all day.
08:02In fact, George Sr.'s softball game had taken most of the day.
08:07It was the 14th inning, and tensions were running a little high.
08:10I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call the next one a strike. My knees are killing me.
08:15No batter.
08:16No batter here. No batter.
08:18Strike three!
08:19No batter!
08:20Strike three in my ass!
08:23Down in the yard!
08:25No batter.
08:27No batter.
08:32Okay, there he is. Now go on in there and surprise him. I'm going to get us a few ice
08:36cream sandwiches.
08:37Go on.
08:39Go on.
08:42Hey, Papa.
08:45How's prison?
08:47I'm going to die in here.
08:49What?
08:50They're going to kill Grandpa.
08:53I've got to get out of here.
08:55I'm an innocent man.
08:56You've got to help Pup Pup get out of here.
08:59Give me your hair.
08:59My hair?
09:00Give me your hair!
09:01Get Pup Pup your hair!
09:02No touching! No touching!
09:04Give me the hair!
09:05One of these got smushed, but don't let that rule in prison for you.
09:09You better.
09:11You better.
09:12You better.
09:14You better.
09:18You better.
09:25I totally get the hair joke, but I'm fine, Dad.
09:28Are you sure?
09:30I am going to head back in though.
09:32Okay?
09:32I'm going to see if Pop-up's got any more zingers.
09:35Why don't you just stay out here and relax, pal?
09:37Okay?
09:37Watch the softball game.
09:38Okay.
09:39I'll be right back.
09:46Hey, stop!
09:54Dad?
09:55I just don't like prison anymore.
09:57Well, that's why I'm trying to get you out of here.
09:59I don't know.
10:00Maybe I've been in denial, but this place is breaking me, Mike.
10:03And I'm alone here, but for you.
10:06Come on.
10:06You got me.
10:07You got mom.
10:08Your mother's never shown her face.
10:11Whoa.
10:12She's never been here?
10:13You should have heard the grief she gave me when I said I'd never show up again.
10:16You said...
10:16You said what?
10:18Dad, come on.
10:19You don't need me.
10:20You're playing softball all the time.
10:21I do need you, Michael.
10:24No more softball.
10:25This is nuts, you know?
10:26I mean, you're her husband.
10:27The least she can do is come out and visit you, right?
10:29God, you know your mom.
10:30This isn't her crowd.
10:31She's very easily threatened.
10:33You remember the carjacker?
10:40Well, she's certainly toughened up since then.
10:42You know, she's eating lunch by the pool now.
10:44Well, there's a big difference between the country club pool and the conjugal trailer.
10:47That's not what I meant when I said busy.
10:49You know, it's too bad because I really missed that personal contact.
10:51It was the one thing that called me when I got stressed.
10:54It just felt... humanizing.
10:58Michael, for the first time, saw his father as a vulnerable human being.
11:05Daddy horny, Michael.
11:09I just haven't had sex in a month.
11:13You know, you've been here two months.
11:15It's hard to gauge time.
11:17Yeah.
11:17I'll bet.
11:20Hey, Mom, I went to go visit Dad today.
11:22Quick question.
11:23How long does it take you to get out there?
11:25Oh, I've never been.
11:26Then why does he tell me that you've never been?
11:29Oh, sorry, Michael.
11:31Pool food.
11:32My system's not used to curly fries.
11:36How can you ignore that man?
11:37You know, he's having a hard time in there.
11:39He's lonely.
11:40That's what his children are for.
11:42Yeah, well, you know, there are certain things that he can't get from his children.
11:49If you're going to say pride, Michael, you're wrong.
11:52He is proud of his children.
11:53Wasn't going to say pride, Mom.
11:56Uh, listen.
11:56I think that, um...
11:59I think that you should...
12:02Oh, I can't believe I'm going to say this.
12:03I think that you should visit him in an intimate marital trailer.
12:17Are you mad?
12:19You think I'm comfortable asking you to do this?
12:22I mean, he needs you, Mom.
12:24Did he say that?
12:26Did he say that he misses me?
12:28Does he need his wife's embrace?
12:31Daddy horny Michael.
12:33He said some wonderful things.
12:36You really want this for him, don't you?
12:38I do.
12:40Golf membership wanted?
12:44Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias were getting to the heart of each other's vulnerabilities
12:48with a role reversal exercise.
12:50Because I'm a woman.
12:51Good.
12:52With a woman's needs.
12:53Louder.
12:53And a woman's urges.
12:55And these, Tobias.
12:57When was the last time you looked at these?
13:00Yeah, okay.
13:01How long is this session?
13:02Okay, well, see, I don't know what's happening here.
13:04She's breaking in and out of character.
13:05I don't want to be in a character.
13:07Okay, let me stop you guys.
13:08All right?
13:09Um, please.
13:10Let me get in here.
13:12God.
13:14Um, you've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay.
13:17That's not true.
13:18And you know it.
13:20A man is looking back at you.
13:21A man with dreams and aspirations.
13:24Meanwhile, Mabee found an address in her mother's appointment book and was getting closer to learning what her parents were
13:29up to.
13:31Wait!
13:32If I'm no Schwimmer, you're no Jennifer Aniston!
13:37Maybe I'm not even Lisa Goudreau.
13:40I have dreams, Lindsay.
13:43Dreams.
13:44Lindsay.
13:46Well then, Tobias.
13:52Follow those dreams.
13:55Make those dreams happen.
13:57Yes.
13:58I will.
14:00And scene.
14:03Oh.
14:04Wow.
14:05Okay.
14:06Oh.
14:07I'm sorry.
14:07I stepped on your line there.
14:08No one had at all.
14:09Oh, Lindsay?
14:10I mean, did that answer some questions for you?
14:12Yeah, yeah.
14:12I think it did.
14:13Yeah.
14:13Now there are two men I want to leave.
14:17Michael arrived home, happy to have a brother to share his recent burden with.
14:21Great news.
14:22Oh, good.
14:23I could use it, buddy.
14:23I just came from convincing mom to have sex with dad.
14:26What?
14:27God!
14:28What is wrong with you?
14:29That is disgusting!
14:30What's wrong with you?
14:32Oh, I'm sorry.
14:33I was just...
14:33The thought of mom and dad.
14:36Together.
14:37I have a sense of propriety, alright?
14:39Fine.
14:39What's your great news?
14:41I have f***ing kitty.
14:42Oh, Job.
14:43I just wanted you to get the information.
14:46Oh, I got the information.
14:49You did, huh?
14:50About the international accounts.
14:54Oh, I see what you're getting at.
14:55No, I didn't get any information.
14:57That's great.
14:57Good, good, good, Job.
14:59Well, you just lost the touch lamp.
15:00What?
15:00No, why, come on.
15:01Yeah, the deal's off.
15:01Forget it.
15:02I'm gonna use the touch lamp to set the mood in the conjugal trailer.
15:04Don't!
15:05Don't!
15:05No!
15:06Don't, Michael!
15:08You are filthy!
15:11The two cousins reunited, each a little shaken by what they had pretended to be fearless
15:15about.
15:16So you think they'll get divorced?
15:17I don't care.
15:18I'm not saying I don't care like those kids who say they don't care when they really do
15:20care, because I really don't care.
15:21Right, I know.
15:22Who cares?
15:23Right?
15:25I mean, I care.
15:26How could you not?
15:28You know, our family's really messed up.
15:30I know.
15:30We're like the only normal ones.
15:32At least we got each other, right?
15:44George Michael.
15:46Sorry.
15:47Sometimes I just don't know if it's gonna be a long hug or a short hug or like a middle
15:50or medium hug.
15:52It's hard to tell sometimes.
15:53Yeah, but that was a good thing.
15:54That was plenty for now.
15:55I don't care.
15:56Hugs gotta end sometime.
15:57Obviously.
15:59Soon, Michael was driving Lucille to prison, and she seemed to be looking forward to it.
16:04Where are we going after?
16:10Hey, Dad.
16:12Michael, what are you doing here?
16:14You needed my help, and I know it was hard for you to ask, so I took it upon myself
16:18to
16:18bring her.
16:19That doesn't make you uncomfortable?
16:20No.
16:20Yeah, the drive was a little awkward.
16:22Not every son would do this for his father.
16:26Thank you for this.
16:32Hello, George.
16:35What the hell is your mother doing in here?
16:37What were you expecting?
16:38Oh, I've done a bad thing.
16:40I've done a terrible thing.
16:42There's someone else in that trailer, isn't there?
16:44I've done a repulsive thing.
16:44Oh, wait.
16:45Whoa.
16:45It's Kitty?
16:47How long?
16:48How long?
16:49When did this start?
16:50Oh, come on.
16:50Come on.
16:50This is the first time.
16:55Every Friday for the last eight years.
16:56It was Michael.
16:57Daddy.
16:58Horny.
16:58I got that.
16:59Oh, come on.
17:00Hey, wait a minute.
17:00This is easy.
17:01This is an easy one.
17:02No.
17:02I'll go in there with Kitty.
17:04I'll do my thing.
17:06And then I'll go and see your mother.
17:08This is a hard one.
17:09She's your secretary.
17:10See, you're right.
17:11Family first.
17:13Take care of Kitty.
17:14Michael.
17:16I need you now.
17:18International accounts need me?
17:20And so an agreement was made.
17:23George Sr. would reveal the truth, and Michael would make sure Kitty didn't come out of the trailer.
17:30Yeah?
17:31Hey, Job.
17:31Where are you?
17:32I need you to come to the prison.
17:33I'm at the prison.
17:34You're here?
17:36I'm delivering the strongly worded letter I wrote, that by nothing but natural light.
17:41Well, how would you like that touch lamp, and the office, and, what the hell, full use of the secretary?
17:51Thank you for doing this, sir.
17:53It means a lot.
17:57Okay, I'll get you on the couch.
17:59I'm not gonna have sex with you, George.
18:02I came to tell you how much I hate you for what you've done to this family.
18:06You're angry.
18:07You've ruined us.
18:08I've ruined us?
18:09You got a lot of nerve, honey.
18:12The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and the spa treatments.
18:15Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated.
18:18My body.
18:19Can I help it?
18:20You got a fantastic body?
18:22And you're as powerful as a bear.
18:27My husband's a bear.
18:29This bear needs some honey, wife.
18:32God, I missed you.
18:35Job, meanwhile, stalled to keep Kitty in the other trailer.
18:39Glasses off.
18:40Glasses on.
18:41Hair up.
18:43Glasses off.
18:45Down on.
18:47Have we done a boss?
18:48Oh, Job.
18:49This is so wrong.
18:50And bright.
18:51Wrong.
18:52And bright.
18:54Look at this.
18:56That's better.
18:58Brighter.
18:58God.
19:00You know what?
19:01I'm just gonna wash up a little bit.
19:03I think I'm gonna go with down and off.
19:06Job had to do the right thing.
19:12But as he headed to his car, he ran into the warden, who had just read his strongly worded letter.
19:17Well, if it isn't sincerely yours.
19:22And so, Job was detained against the window of the trailer his parents were becoming intimate in.
19:28Oh, God.
19:29Mommy, you are too.
19:35Hey, buddy.
19:37Where were you?
19:39I had to help out your grandfather, and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather
19:43again.
19:44Pretty much a normal day for me.
19:46How are you doing?
19:48I'm fine, I guess.
19:50It's just...
19:51You know, you think of prison as this place full of guilty people, and it doesn't bother you that much.
19:56But if Pop Pop could be there, then anybody could be there.
19:59And I don't want to go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it.
20:02And I know I act tough, but I...
20:04Is this what you're worried about?
20:07Because, you know, I got news. He's, uh... He's guilty.
20:12He is?
20:14Oh, yeah.
20:17Incredibly guilty.
20:25On to the next Arrested Development.
20:28Tobias talks Lindsay into another session.
20:31And I've decided that...
20:35I want to become an actor, too.
20:40And George Sr. makes good on his promise to come clean on the international accounts.
20:46There's a good chance that I...
20:48That I may have committed some, um...
20:54Light...
20:56Treason.
21:03One.
21:12Two.
21:15Six.
21:18Two.
21:20Three.
21:20One.
21:21Two.
21:21Two.
21:22One.
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