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Made in Chelsea Season 31 Episode 9
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00:00I don't think I can actually be happier right now.
00:02And I just love you so much.
00:04Oh, I love you too.
00:06She actually said that there's nothing romantic there,
00:08and there never was.
00:09But I can't help but replaying moments in my head.
00:12Like, sending me texts like, I'm craving you.
00:14It sounds like she's painted a very different picture
00:17outside of what's actually happened.
00:18I don't even know how we can be friends at this point.
00:20Inga, you can't actually have.
00:22I'm not leading you on.
00:23No, I'm not saying you have.
00:23I'm done with it, I'm done with that.
00:24No, I'm done with it, I'm done with it.
00:26Chugs and I had a kiss in Scotland.
00:28Listen, I think it's an absolute banger
00:29that I've ordered from Chugs.
00:30I think it shows a blatant lack of respect.
00:32We've had one kiss, and look at the backlash.
00:34I think you're like the forbidden fruit, Zeno.
00:37The one rule is you don't go there with your friends' exes.
00:39You know that rule.
00:40I'm going to get some mermaid,
00:42because it's all going a bit much for me.
00:47Say yes to life.
00:49Do you want me to want to?
00:50Big, big cuddles.
00:51Kind of regret getting angry about it.
00:53Sam, can you let me talk?
00:54I have my opinions based on your actions.
00:56It just makes it a bit more fun when it's secretive.
00:58He wiped the floor with me, he made me cry.
01:01How did he know you were on a date?
01:02It is hard.
01:04Because she's bad news.
01:05There might be a huge possibility that this friendship's over.
01:09How you came?
01:13Can't it come again?
01:18Are you coming?
01:22Are you ready?
01:23Are you ready?
01:24Are you ready, are you ready ready?
01:24I've been ready to go.
01:26Yess mate.
01:28Not were I lost.
01:31I'm ready to go.
01:34Let's begin the show.
01:36Surprise!
01:40Happy birthday, man.
01:42Oh, thank you.
01:45Yours, Elise.
01:47I'm going up to net.
01:48Ah.
01:49Right, Jules.
01:50Go.
01:57Zena, you actually look like a stylist today.
02:00Oh, actually.
02:01She's indeed.
02:02You look like a fashionista.
02:03He's so cool.
02:04Isn't she glowing?
02:05Guys, keep telling you what really helps my ego.
02:07That single glow is just so good.
02:08That single glow is definitely the single glow.
02:10The Chugs glow.
02:11Mmm.
02:12I'm a big fan of Chugs, you know.
02:13Oh, you guys have gotten quite friendly recently, haven't you?
02:15Yeah, he's been calling me recently about the whole...
02:16You guys just didn't really not like each other.
02:18No, I mean, no, he's just a lovely guy.
02:19He is really sweet.
02:20I see what you see in him.
02:21Sam.
02:22What do you see in him?
02:24Guys.
02:25Big, big cuddles.
02:27Stop.
02:27Do you guys still speak?
02:29Yeah, we speak, like, quite a bit, actually.
02:32Um, when he was skiing, he faced something and apparently he was really, really drunk,
02:34so I'm glad I didn't answer, because I don't know what to say.
02:36God, what was he doing?
02:38Oh, you should have answered.
02:39I know, but I was out.
02:40Yeah, because the Masha's chat might have been, like, really good.
02:43He does get...
02:44Drunk words are sober thoughts, so he might have been like, I love you.
02:47Yeah.
02:47That's what I live.
02:49If he asked you out on a date, would you go?
02:52Yeah, probably.
02:53He did say that, like, if all the Tristan and my ex and all that stuff went involved,
02:58that he'd want to go there.
03:01Like, not knowing...
03:01It's kind of like having a crush at school, that kind of vibe.
03:03Like...
03:04Yeah, like, ooh.
03:05Yeah.
03:06It's also a bit, like, ooh, a bit naughty.
03:09Yeah, that's what it is.
03:11He actually said that to me, he was like, you're the forbidden fruit.
03:13Yeah.
03:13I was like, that's quite funny.
03:14I think you should go on a date.
03:16I agree.
03:17On my hands, I'm going to be like, hey, do you want to go on a date?
03:19To be honest, he's probably...
03:20Yeah, maybe he should.
03:21What do you think he would say if you were the one that was guiding?
03:23Yes.
03:23I'm not going to do that, so let's not even float that idea.
03:26Imagine.
03:26I've actually got a meeting to get to, so I'm going to love and leave you.
03:29Bye, Zay.
03:30And pleasure, of course.
03:31See you later.
03:32Bye, Zay.
03:33She looks incredible.
03:34She's so cool.
03:37What do we think about Jax and Zayno?
03:39I think they both just need to...
03:40I think we just bring them together.
03:44How?
03:45Yeah.
03:46How?
03:46We find a location, we get Chugs there, you get Zayno there.
03:50Are we going to tell them that the other person's going to be there?
03:52No, we're just getting drinks.
03:54Chugs, we're going to hang out.
03:55And then we just won't be there.
03:56And then we're there and then just walk in.
03:57What are you doing here?
03:58Wait, what?
03:59I'm meeting Liv.
04:00Oh, who's that?
04:01This is amazing.
04:03God, I've missed you.
04:12Out.
04:13Staying good.
04:17Ah, ah.
04:19Yeah!
04:21Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
04:25John.
04:26No, I feel little to no shame losing to these two.
04:30You're freakishly good at tennis.
04:32And at least you're very tall.
04:33You've been away, no?
04:34You've been away loads recently.
04:36I know, I've been back in Switzerland, yeah, skiing.
04:38How was? So good, thank you.
04:39You were with your mum, weren't you?
04:41Yeah. How's everything going?
04:43I mean, it is... She has got terminal cancer
04:46and it's, like, spread, basically, essentially,
04:47so she can't have treatment or anything,
04:51cos, like, too far gone. Yeah.
04:53Sometimes she's absolutely fine, and then other times she's not.
04:56It's just... It's a lot to deal with in my head.
04:59Yeah. I think about it all the time.
05:01Yeah. My mum's everything to me, so...
05:04Yay! Love you, Elise.
05:06We love you so much. Everything's going to be good.
05:08You're such a strong person.
05:10Yeah, it's tough, so...
05:12I think that's why not much bothers me when something, like, that big...
05:15is going on in my head all the time.
05:18And I have, like, good days, bad days, it's up and down.
05:22Use us on your bad days. We're always about, aren't we?
05:25Are you sure? Are you sure, Kim?
05:27I might use this to my advantage now.
05:30You're a good chef, aren't you? I'll be like...
05:32Oh, oh, using me, then.
05:35You have to be on one of your bad days, though.
05:36Aren't you in, like, the worst mood?
05:38I'm having a really bad day today.
05:40LAUGHTER
05:45Look at you around, all these beautiful women.
05:52You look amazing. I can't believe you've planned
05:54a whole surprise party when you've literally just given birth.
05:57I know. I've had no sleep, so I'm actually surprised it's gone this well,
06:00to be fair. Like, I'm exhausted. I'm so tired.
06:02You don't look like I've no sleep.
06:03No. How is mum life?
06:05Oh, my God, it's the best thing in the world.
06:07I feel like life hasn't even happened, you know, until he was born.
06:11Even, like, with Sam, I feel like the relationship we had
06:13before having Duke, completely different.
06:15Yeah. Like, that's not even a thing anymore.
06:17Do you feel like you love him even more?
06:20Is it a different...
06:21She's like, Alison, he's pissing me off every day.
06:24I mean, ask me when I'm not hormonal.
06:26Uh, no, of course.
06:28Like, seeing him love Duke makes me love him so much more.
06:31Yeah. But it's just...
06:33Has Sam been, like, helpful with, like, oat in the night,
06:35taking care of... Who gets up?
06:37Yeah. You?
06:38I mean, I think we'd have conflicting stories on this one.
06:41I would say I'd take the lion's share of the night.
06:43I think, like, subconsciously, I feel like a lot of added pressure,
06:47as well, because of, obviously, Sam's health.
06:49Yeah. Like, he's always extremely tired,
06:50and I feel like I'm just having to be, like, hyper-aware of that.
06:53Yeah. What's the romance side, like?
06:56There isn't any at the moment.
06:57He literally watched me come out of the bathroom
06:59in an adult nappy.
07:01Yeah. Literally.
07:03I'm really impressed with you guys.
07:04I'm surprised that you actually managed to keep this from me.
07:07What actually happened to your face?
07:09Rugby. Then I hit my head again when I was skiing,
07:11and it all flared up again.
07:12So you're not good at rugby and you can't ski?
07:14Hey, that's what you said.
07:16Yeah, not good. Is Duke gonna be playing rugby anytime soon, or...?
07:19Probably not. He's three weeks old.
07:21Yeah.
07:22I think he'd be a little rugby lad.
07:23You've got some good height, too.
07:25Absolutely not.
07:26No, he likes to look at his face.
07:29How is dad life going?
07:31I can't even imagine it, honestly.
07:32It is amazing, but nothing actually prepares you for...
07:36Yeah, for fatherhood.
07:38Sleep deprivation is the biggest issue.
07:40Yeah.
07:40And I think, at times, because you're so tired,
07:43you become quite agitated, and that can easily lead to frustration with your partner, so...
07:50Also, they've put me on some different pain medication for my liver disease,
07:55and what that's led to is me being really, really drowsy and tired.
07:59Yeah.
08:00And I think all day yesterday, we just did not speak.
08:02But I'm scared for never, ever again having any me time and me and Alice time.
08:08That's why nannies exist.
08:09The hardest years are yet to come.
08:11Isn't... aren't three to four like hell?
08:13Yeah, that's when he goes to boarding school.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Boarding, kindergarten.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Yeah, yeah.
08:18Anyway...
08:19How are things with you?
08:21You went skiing.
08:22Yeah.
08:22Enjoy that while you can.
08:23Yeah, it was nice.
08:24Good break.
08:25Xenicon?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Direct.
08:28No, not yet.
08:29Not yet.
08:29Maybe.
08:30Maybe one day.
08:31So what's your situation at the moment, then?
08:33Because I've heard a few rumours that you've cried.
08:34Well, to be honest, like, so I bumped into Trist at Xeno's party,
08:37and it was quite...
08:40I thought it was quite a good adult conversation initially,
08:42but I've been hearing that he's been saying to other people
08:45that he wiped the floor with me, he made me cry.
08:48I've heard that as well.
08:49I don't know if I cried or not.
08:50I don't know.
08:50I had a big week that week.
08:51I cry all the time.
08:52And I'm not afraid.
08:53And I'm not upset about crying.
08:54Look, I'm an emotional person.
08:55I always wear my heart on my sleeve, like...
08:57But for one of my best mates to be getting off on the fact
09:01that I'm upset, that doesn't sit well with me.
09:04It really put a sour taste in my mouth,
09:05and I'm sort of...
09:06I just can't be bothered with that.
09:07In that case, go for Xeno.
09:11I've never tried to pursue Xeno in that way before.
09:15You do like it, though.
09:16Every time we talk about him, he's giggling and, like...
09:18I do like it.
09:18But you're doing it now!
09:20Honestly, mate, I think you've got nothing to lose.
09:29Oh!
09:30Oh!
09:30Oh, we are good.
09:32It's sustained injury, little chip over.
09:34Go on, go on.
09:36Yes!
09:38Touchdown!
09:39I knew she was going to do that.
09:44What happened with Stephanie?
09:46Did you have a romantic weekend with her?
09:48Those two days were, like, very intense.
09:51But neither of us want to get married.
09:52We're just going to have a bit of fun.
09:53Fine, okay.
09:54It's all light-hearted.
09:55For her to be okay with that, it's quite impressive.
09:57Yeah, well, I mean, like I said,
09:58there's one of the advantages of dating old women.
10:00They just go with the flow, and they're like,
10:02look, I've had my time, I've had my relationship.
10:05She's not on death's door, mate.
10:07I've had my time.
10:07It's like, this is the final one.
10:08I'm just grateful to be outside.
10:10Walking around, breathing air.
10:11Yeah, she doesn't know how long she's got left.
10:12She can walk, she's got both hips.
10:13It's great.
10:13Yeah, every day could be a loss.
10:15Fine, okay.
10:16What's new with you, bro?
10:18What's new with me?
10:19Not a lot, really.
10:20Any update on...
10:21No...
10:22Chugs?
10:22No comments from Chugs.
10:23Yeah, I've been really out of this whole situation.
10:24Hey, so have I.
10:25I know why he hasn't reached out.
10:27It's...
10:28He heard that, apparently, after the green tie event...
10:32Yeah.
10:33..you went home and said that you, like, wiped the floor with him
10:37and that you were chuffed that he was upset.
10:39He's heard that from someone.
10:41I had a conversation with Harvey.
10:42I had a conversation with Jules.
10:43But in no way, shape or form could that ever be interpreted as me.
10:46Bragging about him being upset.
10:47Well, he seems to believe it.
10:48He's very calm about it.
10:49Like, when we met up and had, like, a...
10:50So now he's sad about it.
10:51A lads chat.
10:52He's like, I'm kind of now done with it.
10:56You know?
10:57Like, what am I supposed to do?
10:59Like, I'm not going to sit there and relish in the fact that Chugs has cocked up.
11:02He's a guy I've known for six years.
11:03I've introduced him to everyone in this group.
11:05I've been championing him for weeks.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Does he fancy Jules?
11:08Has he been a dick to Philip?
11:09All of those things, I've had his back.
11:11And if something so small can create such a big issue, like,
11:14it really puts a massive question mark over the friendship.
11:34This is lovely, you know?
11:35Yeah.
11:36Open your mouth.
11:37No.
11:38No.
11:38Ready?
11:39Three, two, one.
11:40Oh, man.
11:41Left-handed.
11:42Maybe we'll do that.
11:42Never forget.
11:43Yeah.
11:56Oh, hello.
11:58You are not Sam Prince, are you?
12:01Hello.
12:01You also not Liv?
12:02So, you mean Sam?
12:03Oh, my God, are you joking?
12:06I've got Sam a beer.
12:08I mean, I will drink it.
12:09I mean, yeah, you don't mind beer anyway.
12:11No, I don't.
12:12I, uh...
12:13This is something for you guys.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:17Time to tuck into that forbidden fruit.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:24That is funny.
12:25I think that's very Sam-coded, actually.
12:27That's very Sam-coded.
12:29I think...
12:29I don't know.
12:30I don't know.
12:31I feel like people are trying to push us together a little bit.
12:33I know, and that stresses me out a bit.
12:34It stresses me out a bit as well.
12:35I like the pressure.
12:37I'm a massive over-thinker.
12:38I'm so guilty of over-thinking.
12:39I know.
12:40Are you as well?
12:40I'm not so guilty of what you do over-thinking.
12:41And that's great.
12:42Yeah.
12:43But also, sometimes you need to just, like, who cares?
12:45Sometimes I sink on my own ship a little bit.
12:47100%.
12:47Let's just bring you back afloat.
12:51Oh, dear.
12:53Um...
12:54It's not looking at my boobs.
12:56You're getting the boobs out for Liv.
12:58Yeah, obviously.
12:59Oh, and all the males that might be here.
13:00Are you going to get jealous?
13:01I don't know how I'm sure about that.
13:04Maybe it'll make you want it more.
13:06Maybe.
13:06Do you want me to want it?
13:07I already do.
13:08I know you do.
13:11The stuff that's been going on with us the last few weeks, whatever, like the secrecy,
13:15it just makes it a bit more fun when it's secretive.
13:18Yeah, it comes back to the forbidden fruit stuff, doesn't it?
13:21It's Adam and Eve all over again.
13:23Adam and Eve walked so we could run, baby.
13:25LAUGHTER
13:35Played some tennis with the girls the other day.
13:37That was lovely.
13:37Who is?
13:38Some balls.
13:39Jules, Jazz and Elise.
13:42How's Elise doing?
13:43Not great.
13:43I mean, I didn't know about anything to do with her mum until...
13:46Until then.
13:47Yeah, I actually know her mother.
13:48Yeah?
13:49And she's a lot of fun.
13:50Yeah, I want to do something nice for her.
13:51Yeah, I really felt for her.
13:52She just...
13:53I saw it in her eyes.
13:54She was just...
13:55Going through a lot.
13:56She's just the nicest...
13:57She's just such delight.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Also, it would be a great time as well.
14:01Was it a special moment?
14:01Yeah, maybe.
14:02No, no, no.
14:04Just a good deed.
14:05Yeah, yeah.
14:05Cool.
14:06What else were we put to right at the pub today?
14:08Chugs and Tristan have fallen out.
14:09Ugh.
14:10Now they're at a point where they are going to have a conversation.
14:12So at least hopefully it'll be over.
14:14Why go round for round two?
14:16If I don't care, how can Tristan care?
14:17Yeah.
14:18I just think...
14:19If I'm honest, I think...
14:20I see Chugs and Zeno.
14:22There's a vibe.
14:23Sorry.
14:23There is.
14:24Do you want to think?
14:25Yeah?
14:26I think like with Chugs, he's like a bit nervous
14:28because there was a lot of Tristan and the rest of the group.
14:30But I may have like said to Chugs,
14:32do you want to go for a drink?
14:33And then Livy messaged,
14:34Zeno said, hey, do you want to go for a drink?
14:35And we may have just kind of brought them together.
14:38No, you set them up.
14:39No, that's good.
14:40You're a good wingman for Chugs.
14:41Exactly.
14:42Exactly.
14:43I am sorry.
14:44I'm not.
14:46I think with us, like we've obviously been friends for a while.
14:50Yeah.
14:50You're fit.
14:52You are.
14:53Thanks, Chugs.
14:53No, you're like generally stunning.
14:55Oh, thanks very much.
14:59Um...
15:03What?
15:04Tristan is mentioning.
15:05I think we need to chat, Chugs.
15:07Been hearing all sorts of wild things.
15:09And it's about time we set the record straight.
15:10Let me know when you're free.
15:11Full stop.
15:12Full stop?
15:13Hearing all sorts of wild things.
15:15The only wild things that he can be talking about is,
15:18he's heard that I'm upset that he's been saying these things about me.
15:21I don't think he's referring to that though.
15:22That's a very frosty...
15:23What other wild?
15:24Oh, maybe he's talking about me.
15:25I'm talking about...
15:26I think he's talking about you and me,
15:27but I don't know what he's referring to about you and me.
15:30I don't even think about that.
15:30Well, because he's put a full stop then.
15:31It's a very frosty message.
15:32I feel like if it was to do with that, he'd be a lot nicer.
15:36Um, interesting observation.
15:38Are you fine or a bit stressed out?
15:42I get my head just in it, I guess.
15:44I'm now just thinking about that.
15:46I understand he's obviously your friend and he's stressed.
15:48Like, it's just not nice to...
15:49I think I see Tristan as, like, a bit of a big brother figure.
15:53So when he, like, tells me off or whatever,
15:55like, I feel it a little bit more.
15:56I don't know why.
15:57I understand that, but I don't feel like it should affect
16:00how you live your life and what you're doing,
16:01and I think that is solely to do with you and me.
16:04He's trying to kind of stick a wedge in and be like...
16:07It's because he lives with your ex.
16:08It's unhelpful. It is shit.
16:10It's a small circle.
16:10That's what's annoying.
16:11My ex and his housemate should not affect how I operate
16:15or how you operate.
16:16It shouldn't, but regardless,
16:17I would like to hear him out
16:18of everything else that's been happening recently.
16:21Yeah, hear him out, just turn back down.
16:36This is the part I won't be good at.
16:38So, Juke is going to sit...
16:42Hi, buddy.
16:44..in here.
16:45And you've got him.
16:54Ah, there she is.
16:56Hello, sweetheart.
16:58How are you guys? Hi.
17:01Lovely to see you.
17:02Your hair looks amazing.
17:04Well, you're my hair and sweat, aren't you?
17:06Oh, good. How are you?
17:08I'm good. How are the babies?
17:10Really, really good.
17:10How old are they now?
17:11They are three in July.
17:13Three in July, yeah.
17:14That's wild to me.
17:15And I haven't seen you properly in two years?
17:18I mean, the last time we saw you, you were dating Sam.
17:20And that was the last time we saw you in London, then you went to Bali.
17:22I just got a text from him.
17:24You what? You slept with him?
17:25I got a text from him.
17:26Oh, I was like, my God.
17:27I was going to say.
17:27Never in a million years, Olly.
17:29Well, you went out with him for like two years.
17:31No, I didn't.
17:32We blocked that out.
17:33We blocked that out.
17:34I never understood it personally.
17:35You just got a text from him?
17:37Yeah.
17:37Saying what?
17:38Can we go for a coffee?
17:39Why?
17:40Don't know.
17:41And I don't want to know.
17:42There's so much to unpack.
17:43I know.
17:44All the gossip.
17:44Well, no, we know the rumors.
17:46Everyone's like, oh my God, it's now Inga and Jazz.
17:48But it's not that, is it?
17:49No.
17:50No.
17:50No.
17:51No.
17:51Why are you saying it like that though?
17:52Because it's all just gotten really messy.
17:55And it's really sad actually what's happened.
17:58I was starting to hear comments from people saying that I'd misled her and maybe it pissed
18:04me off and I kind of regret getting angry about it because we had this big blowout and we've
18:10now taken a massive step back from each other.
18:11Yeah.
18:12I mean, look, coming from Jazz's perspective, it's kind of like you sort of are treading
18:18on eggshells sometimes where you are trying to understand if there's signs that you could
18:22have a relationship with a person and if they're the same inclination as you.
18:27Yeah.
18:27That you can overanalyse things.
18:29Yeah.
18:30And you are very tactile, so I think it could easily come across that way.
18:34Yeah.
18:34And then obviously with heightened feelings, everyone is coming from a side being like,
18:37well, I thought this was going one way and it's not.
18:39Yeah, we had an argument about it because I was hearing all these comments that I just,
18:46I had this like, this whole narrative about my life that I just was so unaware of.
18:52And I was like, how has that gotten so misconstrued and so like lost in translation?
18:58But I think it's because she was viewing it through her lens and I was viewing it through
19:01my lens and they were just completely different lenses.
19:04I don't know.
19:04It's just, it's so confusing.
19:06You seem exhausted by it.
19:07I am.
19:08I'm really tired by it.
19:09I am famous for girls falling for me.
19:13And I've always had that.
19:14And I've lost some of my best friends through it.
19:16Really?
19:17I've always.
19:17This is in the last 15 years.
19:19Like I've lost like four people.
19:20Which is kind of a bit obsessive.
19:22And I really struggle.
19:24I have some of my bestest, bestest friends in the world.
19:26And they won't speak to me anymore.
19:28Because they can't.
19:28I don't want that to happen to me with jazz.
19:31Are you going to run off to Bali?
19:33I'm always going to go back to Bali.
19:35Yeah.
19:35But I can't run away from my problems.
19:37I need, I know I need to sort this now because I can't get to like a year or 10
19:43years or 15 years and think back and thought I lost that friendship because I didn't even make amends or
19:48try.
19:48I want to have some friendship.
19:52It can't be the one we had.
19:53But I would want to make a new one.
19:56There might be a huge possibility that this friendship's over.
20:00That really breaks my heart.
20:19So nice to see you in clinic instead of being at home.
20:23How lovely.
20:24It's so nice to be out, isn't it?
20:25Yeah, any excuse to get out the house at the moment.
20:27Honestly, I know from experience having a baby on your relationship can be, like, so overwhelming, really challenging.
20:35Who had more sleep last night?
20:36You.
20:37Oh, God.
20:39Oh, don't.
20:39Sam, did you do any of the feeds?
20:41No, no, no.
20:41But I actually fell asleep at 3am.
20:43You were asleep all the way till 3am.
20:45I mean, like...
20:45No, I wasn't.
20:46You always say you were asleep.
20:48Sam, you might pipe down.
20:49Alice is hormonal.
20:50She's breastfeeding your child.
20:52Don't compare timings on feeding.
20:55Ever.
20:56Timings on sleep.
20:58When was the last time you put a sterilising run on?
21:02Actually, yeah, you did a sterilising.
21:03But, darling, if we get into this, this could take a turn about workload.
21:09Because we're both trying to do the best we can.
21:11I don't not recognise what you're doing.
21:13I do.
21:14It's just, like, sterilising four times a day when I need a wee.
21:18I want to eat.
21:19Duke's about to start crying again because he wants to feed.
21:21And all I'm doing is constantly sterilising.
21:23But I just feel like...
21:23I just feel like I could easily make the comments...
21:25Or when you were doing...
21:26I do all the admin.
21:27I do all the everything, you know.
21:29I don't know how to even explain it.
21:31Oh, my God, I'm just so hormonal.
21:32It's a joke.
21:33Darling, it's fine.
21:33This is normal.
21:36Oh, honey, I'm trying to give you...
21:38Oh, I missed.
21:40It's okay, love.
21:43I'm sorry.
21:44I'm fine.
21:48Oh, are you okay?
21:50We're okay.
21:51I hear you.
21:54Sorry.
21:55I feel hard like I'm losing half of me.
22:16I love these glasses again.
22:18Do you like them?
22:19They're so cute.
22:19It's giving very professional...
22:21You're about to go to the office.
22:22Guys, they're completely fake.
22:24I don't need them.
22:28Another news in.
22:29I messaged Inga.
22:30What?
22:31Yeah.
22:31Did she reply to you?
22:33No, not a peep.
22:34Really?
22:34Not an actual peep.
22:35Honestly, I'm really not surprised.
22:36It was obviously a nice...
22:37It was a nicely put message.
22:39I ran it through chat with QBT every time.
22:41And we came up with a really good message.
22:43Maybe next time you see her, say it to her in person.
22:45Oh, yeah.
22:46Inga!
22:46Hello!
22:48They didn't reply to you.
22:49Did you get my text?
22:50It's me!
23:01I've got something very special for you.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:04Look at this.
23:05Uh-huh.
23:06Double denim.
23:07Stop it.
23:08You've done a fondue.
23:10Come sit.
23:10That is so sweet.
23:12Hello.
23:13How are you?
23:14I'm good.
23:15I'm good.
23:16I just brought a bit of Switzerland to London.
23:18And I've been quite homesick.
23:19Have you?
23:20I have.
23:20This is, like, so sweet.
23:22No, my Uber driver hates me because of the amount of hot cheese that I spill in his car.
23:27Wait, I want to try it.
23:28Try the cheese.
23:31Right?
23:32That's actually really good.
23:33Right?
23:34Mm-hmm.
23:34Yeah, thanks very much.
23:36You know I go Switzerland all the time.
23:37Yeah?
23:37Yeah.
23:38I'm basically more Swiss than you are.
23:40This is a flumly schlumly.
23:42Great.
23:43Is it alcohol?
23:44Yeah.
23:45What is it?
23:46A schnoops?
23:46What did you say?
23:47It's not schnoops.
23:48It's schnapps.
23:49Ready?
23:51You've got that everywhere.
23:52There you go.
23:52There's a flumly schlumly for you.
23:54How are we meant to drink this now?
23:56I have no idea.
23:57I didn't think that far in advance.
23:59This is very cute.
24:01It reminds me of home.
24:02We used to do this every Sunday.
24:04Instead of a roast, we used to have a carnotte in our house.
24:07So you'd go underground into a cave and we'd either have raclette or fondue as a family
24:12every Sunday.
24:13That's how I grew up.
24:14And cheese.
24:15Jealous.
24:16Wait, what's your mum like?
24:17I want to know more about her.
24:18My mum?
24:18Oh my God.
24:19Pam is one of the girls.
24:20You can tell my mum anything and everything.
24:22She's like the life of the party.
24:25Even with what she's going through, it's been going on for a long time.
24:28Even when I was younger, she went to a special clinic in Salzburg.
24:32I kid you not, she would go down in her sparkly Uggs, bright pink lipstick.
24:36She'd have a little handbag and she'd sit there and she'd be like studying something
24:40and like reading books and...
24:42She's always like, sleep when you're dead.
24:43Go out.
24:44Have fun.
24:45Do this.
24:45Do that.
24:46Say yes to life.
24:47And I always live by that motto.
24:48That's why I live like a hundred miles per hour.
24:50Yeah.
24:51As long as I don't tolerate like small shit.
24:53I just get over it.
24:54Bullshit, yeah.
24:55But in all seriousness, this is so sweet.
24:58Like no one's done anything like this for me for honestly a very long time.
25:01Really?
25:02Yeah, I mean that.
25:03It's very thoughtful.
25:04I appreciate that.
25:06Of course.
25:07You deserve some thought with everything you're going through.
25:19I'll tell you what is nice is Alice and Abby being friends again.
25:22They go back so far.
25:23Yeah, I mean I...
25:24It's crazy that they've known each other all this time and...
25:26Yeah, we haven't really known about it.
25:28I know, it's a small world isn't it?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Very small world.
25:31Thank you for inviting me Dan.
25:33That's alright.
25:34I was expecting Duke to be here.
25:35Alice and I were actually debating this morning whether she took him or I had him in a baby
25:40carrier.
25:41Navigating it's all been fun.
25:43The sleep deprivation has not been fun.
25:45I've got that.
25:46Yeah.
25:47So how are things with you and Alice?
25:49They're good.
25:50I mean, as a general, it's just like I say, it's the sleep deprivation on top of it makes
25:58even the smallest little bumps a little bit more like mountains.
26:03You listen to the problems, they're trivial, right?
26:05Bottles being sterilized, who's had more sleep?
26:09But it is hard.
26:12Yeah.
26:12I mean, she actually started crying about the bottles being sterilized.
26:17But she wasn't crying about the bottles being sterilized.
26:20She was crying about how she's so overwhelmed.
26:24And I see it and I understand it.
26:27Trouble is, like from a female perspective, we're never going to get anything that they
26:29have to go through.
26:30Like the hormonal stuff, the pregnancies, the periods, stuff like that.
26:33As much as you try to be understanding, you'll never get it.
26:36Like headaches, both people get them.
26:38Feeling sick, both people get it.
26:39You can kind of sympathize with it.
26:40But this is a different kettle of fish and you're just never, ever, ever going to know what it is.
26:44I think the sleep deprivation is probably making it hard for you to see that positive outlook on it.
26:50Because when I see it from my perspective, I see someone who has fallen in love.
26:54They've found an amazing connection.
26:56You've realized how special life is to the point where you made Alice your wife.
27:03Maybe you need to take her out and make her feel special.
27:06Or just sterilize the fucking bottles, mate.
27:09And I'm thinking of you.
27:12And I'm thinking of you.
27:15And I'm thinking of you.
27:16And I'm thinking of you.
27:17Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:21So tomorrow night?
27:22Can't wait.
27:23What are you wearing?
27:23Have you got your outfit yet?
27:24No.
27:25I do have an outfit, but I don't think I'm going to come.
27:28Why?
27:29I really want to, but I just, I do want to speak to Jazz and I just don't know if
27:33that's going
27:33be the right environment to do her yeah i do get that where are you guys at at the moment
27:39just
27:40haven't zero really like no contact i just think we need to like take a break until both of us
27:45can
27:45talk yeah from like a calm perspective um and i do want to do that and i do hope that
27:52we can find
27:52a way to yeah do you miss her yeah yeah i do must be hard alex hi guys i'm so
28:00sorry i'm late oh don't
28:02worry so beautiful do you need any help it's okay so i'm out with um temp today so i had
28:10to navigate
28:10getting him out in the pram alone alice you look unbelievable it's quite ridiculous i'm just yeah
28:17i'm not i'm not feeling myself myself just adjusting to new yeah like the lack i'm just so tired the
28:24lack of sleep the constant anxiety about him i just feel like i'm not with it half the time
28:29are you okay well yeah it's a lot alice look you've got a whole little baby human now i'm actually
28:36gonna have to run oh it was so lovely yeah and i can't wait to see you again see you
28:42i'll see you
28:44soon okay yeah bye bye do you want your dummy how are you doing girl i don't even want to
28:50answer that
28:50question i don't even know if i know the answer to that question yeah me and sam i feel like
28:56we're in
28:56together like we're a team but it's just i don't know the odd occasion i just feel like we're at
29:03war
29:03with each other you know have you like spoken about this together we we tried to yesterday like we were
29:11with our private midwife but i don't think it was the right time because i got so emotional um and
29:17like
29:17i did speak to him about that often he was like i reacted badly because i was tired too so
29:22it's like
29:23he never means to do anything it's just because you're like but he's tired i worry that he like
29:27thinks life is boring now alice don't be ridiculous like he's so he's so lucky to have you and you
29:34you
29:34were his rock yeah through his illness i think he's just overtired at the moment maybe his medication
29:40was affecting him making him feel negative you're doing so much you're breastfeeding you're looking
29:46after a baby you're also making sure sam's okay with his health oh alice no like i don't really to
29:53feel like like i we can't i don't know what your like emotion what you're dealing with but i could
30:00cry at like dropping a piece of food today like do you know what i mean
30:18will you guys accidentally put me and bex in the same day is that right
30:22i wouldn't do that to bex can we hire you guys thing is we we want to do it for
30:26relationships
30:26that we think would actually work really on that note hello how are you hello thank you
30:34how are you doing hmm very well glowing glowing first day
30:39effects it was great i felt really bad like lying to you and like setting you up
30:43i didn't you didn't you didn't feel bad that's a big shock but how did you go it was actually
30:49really
30:49good yeah i was um i need to know everything say no like was it flirty like what the vibe's
30:53like
30:54it was really good i mean there is obviously a chemistry there and there is a vibe and i think
31:00he was trying to hurt all the other stuff behind him like my ex and tristan all that and now
31:06that
31:06that's kind of out the way me and him have nothing to do with trust anymore yeah it doesn't really
31:10matter yeah just needs to get over i don't understand he messaged chugs actually while we were on the
31:14date what does he say what how did he know you were on a date i don't think he did
31:19it was just
31:19coincidental um he basically it was a really stern kind of harsh message very interesting
31:24with the full stuff at the end and all classic yeah yeah he was basically like i've been hearing
31:30some wild things i think we need to have a chat almost as though he's annoyed it's like what are
31:34you annoyed about what are you saying it's got nothing to do with it i don't understand it tristan
31:38didn't date you i'm quite interested about how their conversation's going do you think tristan's
31:42going to be annoyed that you're on a date yeah and i think casual or not regardless of any situation
31:46if a guy is very malleable and has their opinion changed very easily by other people i don't have
31:51interest for that i don't have time for that anyway so it'll be interesting to see how chugs acts moving
32:02forwards
32:16you all right chugs hello mates have you been i've been all right mate how are you yeah good yeah
32:24yeah
32:25long overdue yes yeah it has it's been what a couple of weeks now yeah that's your last chatter
32:30chat what's um yeah go on i want to hear from you what what's going on obviously we had a
32:37bit of a
32:38heated chat and i came away from there actually like happy like i thought like it was a good adult
32:44conversation like would never mean you have stuff we normally hatch out in a pretty mature way um but
32:50then i was just hearing from arm and via jazz yeah tristan said he murked chugs and he wiped the
32:56floor with him and he made me cry i mean i don't know if i cried or not but like
33:01that's besides the
33:02point no honestly i i'm absolutely gutted that you'd think there'd be any truth in those rumors
33:06just to get the facts straight between you and i i would never relish the fact that you were upset
33:11chugs i think it takes a real man to show emotion and the fact that we had an honest conversation
33:14meant a lot to me and the fact that we could have moved forward that's why i was so surprised
33:17to
33:17hear these things so then just assume that it's not true and call me it'd be truthful to me now
33:22is
33:22there something going with you and zeno we we've met up and we've had like open conversations and
33:27we're getting to know her a little bit nothing's happened in what capacity like well the other night
33:31um prince invited me for a beer and i turned up and it was just zeno sitting there and vice
33:38versa
33:38with her and live right and i'll be honest like there is it is like flirty conversation like we've not
33:43acted on it right now do you not understand how that's then kind of what that looks like to me
33:49i don't think it's appropriate to pursue zeno at all why are you pursuing her because i wouldn't do
33:53that to you and i wouldn't do that to me i wouldn't do it to you so if you wouldn't
33:57do that to me then
33:57why would you do it to harvey i'm not nearly as close with him as i am with you i
34:02also don't think
34:02that zeno is good for you at all and i don't think you guys are compatible i don't think morally
34:06you've got the same understanding of life yeah i'd like i don't like her and i have my reasons for
34:12that based on me knowing her and basically living with her for two years okay i understand why you're
34:16trying to say that yeah as a friend but i don't want to sit here and look like i'm agreeing
34:22with that
34:22i also feel like i've got a relationship with zeno and i i do think there's like some great qualities
34:26that she has as well you can do whatever you like chugs like it's your life to live
34:32hmm but i know it won't be a good thing for you because she's bad news
35:07i'm upset sam and alice aren't here but i guess they can't be i think they've got bigger things
35:12on their plate i think they do did you catch up with alice yeah plus i really feel for her
35:17like i
35:17feel like she's dealing with a million and one things and like i think it's really getting to her
35:23she's so overtired so she's just super emotional about everything they're arguing about things pretty
35:29trivial like sterilizing the bottles and things like that but i do just think it's one of those
35:34things i think alice was there by his bedside when he was in the depths of his of being ill
35:39and now alice
35:40is in a similar position where she needs a lot of help i think that he just needs to reciprocate
35:44that as
35:44well as she did yeah i don't know i think she needs a good boost i think it's good that
35:49they've gone on
35:49a date tonight a night without baby juke jazzy guys stop gossiping and come and have a dance with me
35:55we're
35:55gonna come and dance in a minute actually i'm gonna ask one of the dancers if i can put one
35:59of
35:59those big glitter balls on my head oh yeah i do catch you in a bit hi how are you
36:04i'm good i think i
36:05needed this night out i think i need to start having some fun again and like keeping things light for
36:11a
36:12little bit obviously i've noticed inga's not here tonight i was kind of nervous well don't be nervous
36:18and she's not coming tonight so she like how is she i think she's the same like she obviously cares
36:23about you as well and i think the sad part from her side is that she does miss you as
36:29a friend
36:30i can't actually imagine the thought of us having like a normal friendship because she never was just
36:35a normal friend to me so maybe one day i don't know it's nice to know that she cares because
36:42obviously
36:42she really cares about you jaz i know that social media is like far from the truth or whatever but
36:49it just seems like she's living her absolute best life right now and i'm just don't cry jaz it's
36:56like she i don't but your social media is not real we know that okay like just because she's living
37:01her best life on social media and like i have you on social media looks like you're living your best
37:06life
37:06too and i'm not
37:24i've not actually seen you for a while i've got quite a bit to fill you in on you know
37:28your best
37:28mate sam prince yes so he sort of set zayno and i up on like a blind he told me
37:33about this i had a
37:34drink with him the other day yeah yeah so how was it what so it was a date basically it
37:38overall it
37:39was a really lovely pleasant evening that's nice so it should be weird talking about it fully with
37:44you because i think that's happened but yeah i'm glad that we can it's a bit weird but yeah but
37:49no
37:49i'm over it i'm glad i do it and you know i'm happy for you and i support you and
37:52whatever you want
37:53to do with zayno thanks mate hello my two favorite guys how are you how are you how are you
37:59how are you
38:00you look beautiful thank you very glistening nice of you to both make an effort anyway so how are you
38:06yeah
38:07really good it's good to see you i feel like i'm not seeing you in ages it's nice to also
38:11see you two
38:12getting on cheers to that i'm gonna swap jeans because i don't like this i'll need you to do it
38:17and uh see you later see you later see you in a bit bye bye all right you know what
38:22it's i'm really
38:23glad i walked in on that because the one thing i really didn't want was for your friendship to be
38:27effective he i wouldn't say he's like the only one involved i actually saw tristan yesterday oh yeah i know
38:33how
38:33did that go yeah so he didn't have the best of things to say about you shock then he was
38:39like
38:39look i don't think i don't know very well i don't think she's a good person i don't think she's
38:43compatible
38:44for you at all i also know you are like it wouldn't go anywhere so basically just shits on my
38:49character
38:49perhaps that you know reason just doesn't i'm sure he has his reasons but i wasn't interested to hear them
38:53i've never ever been nothing but nice to him and for him to be saying those things about me
38:58making out as though i'm not good enough and then for him to kind of speak to you about it
39:02and make
39:02trying and turn you against me when it like i don't think he was trying to turn me against you
39:06just
39:07maybe he was but he's trying to steer you away from me by saying that she's not right for you
39:11like that
39:11how can you that's how can you make such an assumption just because you don't like me it's
39:17just malicious and there's no reason you're just making it it's making it hot he's making it way harder
39:20for me to then get to know you on it in a different way you know i am so sick
39:25to my throat about
39:26hearing stuff that he's been saying about me
39:28i think this is needed that we need some time like away from duke alone so we can like talk
39:52some
39:52things through that we're both probably feeling because i know things have been a little bit
39:56tough yeah at the moment we are a team and 90 of the time i feel like we act like
40:02we're a team
40:02and then there's the 10 where you know you you said earlier about am i not appreciating the fact that
40:10you have a liver disease because let's go to the crux of the point can i finish my point before
40:14you
40:15answer then okay i feel like every decision that i make in life has in the back of my mind
40:21that you
40:21have a liver disease i feel like i do things to try and take the pressure off you you started
40:25taking
40:26pain meds but obviously you then slept a lot for those two days obviously it was a side effect of
40:31pain medication this i know and this is what i'm saying i'm not having a go you're saying like you're
40:35saying it as if sam can you let me talk how lucky i am to have you for not complaining
40:40for the side
40:40effects of pain medication the aim of this conversation is not to argue and get into an
40:47argument i'm you're saying you need things from me well what is it you tell me what you need you
40:55what
40:55you what changes that need to be made to make you happy and we'll see the appreciation is the biggest
41:02thing you're saying you're feeling not appreciated and no i just want you to know that i do appreciate
41:10you i appreciate everything you do do um i mean you're that you know that you're the mother of my
41:17child
41:19i don't want to cry darling i'm really struggling
41:28i know you are obviously i appreciate you too and i feel bad that this whole conversation has been
41:35like feeling like an attack like i'm just being negative because i've never seen anyone love their
41:42child as much as you love duke and like you do do so much so i do appreciate you i'm
41:47just like some
41:49day it's just really struggling yeah i know i think we you know we yeah i don't care if you
41:56sterilize bottles i don't it was more i want you to know like the little things i think about because
42:03i'm trying to take pressure off of you i know i know you do i i am i am appreciative
42:08of everything
42:09you do i i know you're you know you're amazing you don't you know the fact that you feel like
42:17you have
42:17to explain it you should never have to explain that to me i probably do need to tell you more
42:27you know i appreciate what you're doing because i do of course i do you know without you
42:36i'd be screwed
42:40so let's let's come away from this dinner and if you see something someone's doing
42:46let them know that you recognize it yeah i i will start um thank you for getting
42:54duke ready for your mum this evening i appreciate it and thank you for taking duke out of the room
43:03last night so i could get a couple of hours sleep before
43:09this is a good start it's a good start
43:30that is quite a disco shirt actually i mean do you think siri would like this shirt i think she
43:33would love this shirt siri yeah i feel like we're gonna have to dress slightly more dapper have you
43:38seen nigel by the way he's a dapper man um i had a catch on with chugs yesterday good yeah
43:44it was positive
43:45yeah yeah it was positive hello hi hi hi good thanks how are you i'm very well do you mind
43:52if
43:52i just have a chat with kristen that's fine thank you in a bit very you all right um like
43:58i'm not
43:58going to beat around the bush i just want to get to the bottom of what your problem is with
44:03me what
44:03the situation is why you've been saying the things you've been saying about me for the last few months
44:07the things you've been saying to chugs saying that i'm just a really awful person you haven't got any
44:11time for me that i'm really dreadful i've never said you're an awful person i just don't think i'm
44:15not good enough for certain people yeah i said i don't think you write for chugs you know why do
44:19you have this opinion because i don't think you i don't think well we don't get on i want to
44:23get
44:24into why you haven't had an issue with me based on two years of almost living with you sorry you
44:27don't
44:28know anything about me i know enough about you know me on a surface level because you never got to
44:32know me you never even made an effort with me i very much did to me in the house absolutely
44:35time and
44:35time again i have my opinions based on your actions and i'm entitled to those opinions i'm not slagging
44:39you off saying no someone asked me sorry you are slagging me off no no i'm giving my informed
44:42opinions based on stuff i've seen you got you kissed chugs five days after you broke up with harvey
44:47we'd broken up yeah five days we had broken up and i had checked out of that relationship months
44:52before after i've given everything i still think that's bang out of order okay fine that's your
44:56opinion let's not talking about me and trying to on a situation if i don't have to speak about you
44:59again honestly it would be a pleasure okay your opinion but stay out of it it's got nothing to do
45:03with
45:03you look at the end of the day if you ask me opinions i'll give them to him you really
45:06don't know me
45:07can you look me in the eyes and say you're taking this thing with chugs seriously and
45:10that you potentially actually see him going somewhere i'm not i'm not i don't want a
45:13serious relationship so then why would you even go there with chugs then because because i'm enjoying
45:16getting to know him i'm actually enjoying the time we have together because the ripple effect that
45:19that's going to have on other parts of chugs's life sorry that's chugs's decision not mine
45:23absolutely that's why i'm having that conversation with him because it's his decision i'm enjoying my time
45:28with chugs and he seems to enjoy his time with me so if you could just let us be and
45:32keep my name
45:32out of conversations at tables i don't sit at and then we won't have a problem anymore i'd really
45:36appreciate it i'm having a great time with chugs if it's that tristan's expense then brilliant for
45:47you to not get involved or say anything almost makes it feel like you agree with like what would
45:51you do in that situation i would call my boyfriend up for being horrible to my friend you stay in
45:55your
45:55lane i'll stay in mine are you ever going to just like forgive me it's not my job to make
45:59you feel
45:59that's awkward freddy up first let's go hi guys today i'm doing the vanderpump organ challenge
46:08the bond that we did have those things don't come around often i can't be your friend because i've
46:17fallen in love with you
46:36you
46:37you
46:40you
46:41you
46:43you
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