A Wholly Healthy Glasgow. (1988)

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First broadcast 16th February 1988.  A fresh-faced gym instructor, Murdo Caldwell, threatens the cosy lifestyle established in the seedy Adonis Health Club in Glasgow, where, up until now, sleaze have been the order of the day.  Tom Watson - Donald Dick Gerard Kelly - Charley Hood Paul Higgins - Murdo Caldwell Adam Crowther - Craigie Stein Tony Betts - Rab McGuigan

Transcript

00:00:00Oh, oh

00:00:035

00:00:05understand

00:00:08set

00:00:09Oh

00:00:11ah

00:00:15Ok

00:00:16That's all I must do

00:00:20That will be a last

00:00:26ok...

00:00:30Let's go.

00:01:02Let's go.

00:01:32Let's go.

00:02:07Get that cigarette out.

00:02:10What have I told you about smoking my massage chambers?

00:02:13I've got my atmosphere to think about, haven't I?

00:02:16So Donnie, what are you looking at?

00:02:17Never you mind.

00:02:18Because what are you looking at?

00:02:20It's none of your business.

00:02:21Because whatever you're looking at, you cannae see it new.

00:02:23Swing you, this stops and I'll kill you.

00:02:27I'm occupying.

00:02:28So Donnie, take over reception for me, eh?

00:02:29No.

00:02:30Take over reception for Malina ten minutes.

00:02:32Right here.

00:02:33Well, how no?

00:02:34All I'm wanting is plans to get rid of the new gym instructor.

00:02:37So there's time tomorrow to plan to get rid of the new gym instructor?

00:02:40I know there's no.

00:02:41The new gym instructor starts tomorrow.

00:02:43No, the new gym instructor starts work the day after tomorrow.

00:02:46Tomorrow.

00:02:47Bobby Bybugger phoned me up and told me.

00:02:50So what's Bobby Bybugger letting the new instructor start tomorrow for?

00:02:53I don't know.

00:02:54Because the new instructor's always started work the day after the tomorrow.

00:02:56I don't care when he starts.

00:02:58Eh?

00:02:58Oh, neither do I, by the way.

00:02:59As long as we get rid of him.

00:03:01But Bobby Bybugger's got any right.

00:03:03Interfering new instructor.

00:03:04No right to let the new instructor start early.

00:03:08So Donnie boy, son, see me.

00:03:09Oh, hi, Charlie, see you.

00:03:11There's a fly man.

00:03:11Oh, divert the wank elsewhere.

00:03:13Aye, a fly man waiting for me at the bar at the Empire Hotel with a fur coat, Tara.

00:03:17Fur coat's no use to be.

00:03:19Fur coat's no fur you.

00:03:20It's for Alana.

00:03:21Hey, let me just look at my Alana.

00:03:23Hey!

00:03:24Because my Alana's a gorgeous stoater and she likes to swank and minke, I don't mind.

00:03:27Hey!

00:03:27So take over reception from Alana.

00:03:29I'm all right here.

00:03:30Look, but Donnie, the fly man might take a walk.

00:03:32I'm not back to him.

00:03:33The bar at the Empire Hotel kind of prone to him.

00:03:35I'm all right as I am, says...

00:03:36Because my Alana's to try the fur coat on the bar at the Empire Hotel.

00:03:39Donnie, I'm occupied.

00:03:42So you're paying for this fur coat Alana tries on?

00:03:45Hey, my Alana tries the fur coat.

00:03:47I'm a fur coat on, nobody pays.

00:03:49Because my Alana gets to swagger in ten minutes and half a leopard, say,

00:03:52piss off shit face, I'm no buying it to the fly man.

00:03:54She's happy.

00:03:55So take over reception from Alana, eh?

00:03:57I'm occupied.

00:04:00So this you're looking out for a punter, Donnie?

00:04:02If I do you mind.

00:04:02A massage punter?

00:04:04Because I'm not telling you.

00:04:05And an apre-massage punter, because I've got a punter due in, by the way.

00:04:10Due in any minute.

00:04:11So I was wondering, after I finish with this punter, you might meet and line him up for you?

00:04:14I might not be needing your punter, thanks, Charlie.

00:04:16I might have my own punter.

00:04:18You?

00:04:19I'm occupied.

00:04:20And get that cigarette out.

00:04:23I've got my shag pile to think about.

00:04:25And when my shag pile comes back in here, no more cigarettes are getting put out in it.

00:04:30OK, OK, I'm occupied.

00:04:34So, lined up your own punter, eh?

00:04:37Because you've never lined yourself up a punter before, Donnie.

00:04:39When's the last time you lined me up a punter?

00:04:42It's August.

00:04:43Ignorant swine.

00:04:44August, I says.

00:04:45When's the last time you lined me up a punter liable to lie down and convert to the apre-massage?

00:04:50It's August.

00:04:52When's the last time a punter walked in here for me to line you up?

00:04:55Because, Donnie, you know Glasgow's evacuated to the Costa Brava.

00:04:59You know Glasgow's eyeing up suntan talent at a hotel balcony telescope in Corfu.

00:05:04You know Glasgow's chucking up paella down in Mallorca and Stank, don't you?

00:05:07So take over reception from Alan, eh?

00:05:10No.

00:05:11You'll have to take over reception from Alana.

00:05:13Aye, no, no.

00:05:14Alana'll be making it to the bar of the Empire Hotel on her own

00:05:17because Bobby Bybugger's phoning back to talk to you.

00:05:20What?

00:05:20In five minutes.

00:05:21What was he phoning me?

00:05:23Five?

00:05:24I says to you, always inform him I've just gone.

00:05:27I always do say he's just gone, Mr. Bybugger, normally.

00:05:31So why didn't you say that?

00:05:32I should have.

00:05:33Because you say I've just gone.

00:05:35That leaves me 30 minutes from the time he phones up.

00:05:37Well, I didn't say it.

00:05:40Deplorable abuse I've got to take off of you.

00:05:42You haven't lined me up one punter, one apre-massage punter, all summer.

00:05:50So where is Bobby Bybugger?

00:05:51I don't know.

00:05:52Pontefract head office, I presume?

00:05:54I don't know, I says.

00:05:55You don't hear a scabby Yorkshire accent in the background?

00:05:57No, did I hell.

00:06:01So you definitely told Bobby I'd be back in five minutes?

00:06:04Definitely, Charlie, so I did.

00:06:06Because, Donnie, that's me stuck here.

00:06:08Oh, are we you and Chase your job here in a U-bend, Charlie?

00:06:10I'm occupied.

00:06:13So, I'm out the door more than his regulation 30 minutes and Bobby finds out.

00:06:17Bobby gets the train from Pontefract to find out what the hell is going on around here.

00:06:21Bobby's coming from Pontefract would be all one to me.

00:06:23Bobby comes from Pontefract and that's an end to the apre-massage.

00:06:27All one to me, by the way, because I don't get any apre-massage, do I?

00:06:31And get that cigarette out.

00:06:32Get it out.

00:06:34Because where were you when I had to wash and handpick 48 cigarette ends out of my shagpile?

00:06:39Ora, ha, ha, you kill me.

00:06:41Wait a minute.

00:06:41Where is your shagpile?

00:06:43In the sauna.

00:06:43Is that you hiding your shagpile?

00:06:45It's drying out in the sauna, says.

00:06:47Your stupid-looking shagpile.

00:06:48That shagpile was given to me by an admirer.

00:06:50Oh, an admirer?

00:06:51An admirer, right on my headie.

00:06:55So, Donnie, see this punter of mine?

00:06:58That's him got his picture of the paper.

00:07:00Don't kid.

00:07:00Aye.

00:07:01Aye.

00:07:07Oh, it's a footballer.

00:07:10It's not a footballer.

00:07:11It's an international footballer.

00:07:14Body of stallion, too.

00:07:16I don't come it.

00:07:18International footballers don't sign up at back alley health clubs.

00:07:21I know they don't.

00:07:22Of course they don't.

00:07:24I thought this myself until this footballer, this Craigie Steen, walked in here the other night.

00:07:30Walked in here.

00:07:31Staggered in here, steaming drunk.

00:07:33Steaming drunk and a battered-in kneecap.

00:07:36Because, oh, aye.

00:07:38Craigie Steen's the mental Bampot at his kneecap well-jobbied a year ago.

00:07:42And his kneecap has not recuperated.

00:07:45And so his club has given the boy the boot.

00:07:49So therefore, Donny, I stepped right up to Craigie Steen and sold him the Adonis Health new enrolment special at

00:07:54200 quid for the year.

00:07:56Oh, aye.

00:07:57I sold the poor certain to go banker up Bampot his hope.

00:08:02And he'll be in again any minute.

00:08:04I'm hitting him the Adonis Health early renewal special at 150 quid for the second year.

00:08:09So, Donny, you take the Adonis of the Bar of the Empire Hotel for us and I'll definitely line you

00:08:14up the Craigie Steen.

00:08:14How come you want to line half reception?

00:08:16What?

00:08:17The fur coat I says.

00:08:18So I take her to the Bar of the Empire Hotel and she tries on the fur coats.

00:08:21No.

00:08:22No.

00:08:24But because the fur coat story was a pack of brilliant lies I thought up.

00:08:29But it fooled you, eh?

00:08:30I knew it was jobby from the kickoff.

00:08:32Oh, is that right?

00:08:33So ra ha ha.

00:08:34Aye, ra ha ha.

00:08:36Donny, so.

00:08:36The Alanah goes for any guy gets his name in the paper, so she does.

00:08:41So the Alanah meets the footballer when he arrives at reception.

00:08:43She turns the head.

00:08:45She turns the head and Charlie suffers so.

00:08:48Charlie makes sure with the assistance of Donald Dick

00:08:51that Alanah is sent out the road of the footballer, don't her?

00:08:55How come you can't get casual about tit?

00:08:58Because how come you can't get casual about cock?

00:09:02So this Craigie Steen's on for me?

00:09:04Oh, he's on for you.

00:09:05What, do you really think, Sir Charlie?

00:09:07What, no bother, donny?

00:09:09What about your own punter?

00:09:11Oh, my own punter isn't definite.

00:09:12I'll manage both of them if necessary.

00:09:15So, go take Alanah out, eh?

00:09:17Okay.

00:09:18But plans to get rid of the new gym instructor the night.

00:09:21Oh, the night become, aye, the night, definitely.

00:09:24Because a new boy's supposed to be keen.

00:09:25Oh, keen will be right.

00:09:26Keen, so Bobby says...

00:09:27Keen to cream off my best new enrolment prospects.

00:09:29Bobby says a new boy volunteer to start a day early tomorrow.

00:09:33My best early renewal prospects.

00:09:34Oh, hey, who's a dick doing the job?

00:09:36So go take Alanah out, eh?

00:09:37Nobody, I know, go.

00:09:39It's the international footballer.

00:09:41Take a job here.

00:09:42International footballer's no due yet.

00:09:44No, no juice yet.

00:09:45You'd nae take me see you.

00:09:46Switch over changing rooms.

00:09:47No.

00:09:48Switch over jacuzzi.

00:09:50No, switch back down the gym.

00:09:52No.

00:09:52And maybe the footballer came early.

00:09:54But I don't let my punters come early.

00:09:56He was drunk when you spoke to him.

00:09:57He was drunk, so he fails to understand.

00:09:58Don't, for God's sake, come early.

00:10:00So that's him here early.

00:10:01Who's that with?

00:10:02But who's that midger in the leg?

00:10:04The inside leg.

00:10:05I think that's the...

00:10:06Oh, that has to be...

00:10:08That's the new gym instructor.

00:10:10And Tuesday he starts.

00:10:11Monday.

00:10:12But we said Monday.

00:10:13But this is nae Monday.

00:10:14Sunday night, by God.

00:10:15But we said the new boy was keen.

00:10:16Keen?

00:10:16Aye, keen with my early renewal punter.

00:10:18My apri-massage punter.

00:10:19You're apri-massage punter, so I'm separating.

00:10:21No, you're not separating them.

00:10:23Of course I'm separating them.

00:10:24No, you separate them and the new boy gets ugly in front of our punter.

00:10:27Oh, aye.

00:10:28So go reception, Charlie.

00:10:29Get the new boy up the tannoy.

00:10:30Okay.

00:10:31Look at the way the new boy's measuring him up.

00:10:34And I've already measured him up.

00:10:35But to re-measure a punter's got to be despicable.

00:10:38Did you mark his measurements on his card for all to see?

00:10:40But the night you enrolled, chest and waist.

00:10:41So how come the new boy's measuring him again?

00:10:43And if I see any earlier than you, I'll go on to...

00:10:44Oh, so go, Charlie.

00:10:50I don't want to sell me we help you.

00:10:53Well, hello, Mr. Bybugger.

00:11:02No, Mr. Bybugger.

00:11:05Fine.

00:11:06Grand Mr. Bybugger.

00:11:07Instructor for the massage chambers.

00:11:08Instructor for the massage chambers thanking you.

00:11:10And what's the new instructor's name, by the way, Mr. Bybugger?

00:11:13Would the instructor in the gym go to the massage chambers?

00:11:18Murdo.

00:11:19Murdo Caldwell, Mr. Bybugger.

00:11:21No, no, no problem, Mr. Bybugger.

00:11:23Would the new instructor kindly leave what he's doing and go to the massage chambers immediately thanking you?

00:11:28No, no.

00:11:29The early arrival of a new instructor suits us fine, Mr. Bybugger.

00:11:33No, no, no problem.

00:11:34Certainly, Mr. Bybugger.

00:11:36Thanking you.

00:11:39Unbelievable.

00:11:40Brick.

00:11:40Unbelievable bent basket.

00:11:42And?

00:11:42Hey, Charlie.

00:11:43So he ignores the calls?

00:11:44Alana's not in reception.

00:11:45Imagine ignoring the calls.

00:11:47What?

00:11:47So this Murdo Caldwell has definitely lost that place.

00:11:50What?

00:11:51Alana's went.

00:11:53Alana's no went.

00:11:54She's...

00:11:55She's went.

00:11:56She's went?

00:12:01Okay, she's went.

00:12:02Because she's went is not a problem.

00:12:03She'll call me.

00:12:04And Donnie, the new boy's getting booted tonight.

00:12:06Oh.

00:12:07Because Bobby Bybugger phoned up, and he's coming from Pontefract Amora, and we are not been seen slicing a hammer

00:12:13through the new boy's nut in front of Bobby Bybugger, are we?

00:12:16Are we?

00:12:17No, Charlie.

00:12:19But separate them gently down there, okay?

00:12:22Gentle is my middle-bastarding name.

00:12:24Oh, the Alana left a note.

00:12:25So she did.

00:12:26She'll phone you later.

00:12:28So the Alana phones in while I'm renewing the footballer.

00:12:31Inquire us to the job-eating location, the job-eating Alana.

00:12:39I don't know myself.

00:12:40May we help you?

00:12:45Oh, she's just walked out, Alana.

00:12:51What?

00:12:55We're a client, Alana.

00:12:57Oh.

00:12:58Stay.

00:12:59Someone here, Alana, okay?

00:13:01Okay.

00:13:03Nice night to you.

00:13:05Do you work here?

00:13:07I do.

00:13:08Hi.

00:13:08Well, an instructor came right up and interrupted me.

00:13:11Well, for a...

00:13:12I was halfway through the Adonis Health procedure for newly enrolled members.

00:13:15For a start.

00:13:16And he sent me here.

00:13:17You're...

00:13:17Could I have done something wrong?

00:13:20You're not supposed to be here yet.

00:13:22Oh, and Mr. Bybugger said I could come early, sorry.

00:13:25You told us early meant tomorrow.

00:13:26I could go home if I had to and come back tomorrow.

00:13:29And?

00:13:30What?

00:13:30No.

00:13:31I wouldn't mind if it's wrong of me to be here.

00:13:33What?

00:13:33Sorry.

00:13:34You don't leave a place you've just arrived, do you?

00:13:36Oh, no, sorry.

00:13:37I mean, thanks.

00:13:39Because I don't want to go home.

00:13:40So when I arrived from Pontefract, I came straight here.

00:13:43How come you didn't knock my door?

00:13:45Pardon?

00:13:46Sorry.

00:13:46The front of that door says private.

00:13:48Oh, and Mr. Bybugger didn't mention knocking doors.

00:13:51How come you didn't answer the tannoy calls?

00:13:53Oh, I couldn't.

00:13:54I...

00:13:55Because Mr. Bybugger says a new member's first visit takes priority over a tannoy.

00:14:03I can smell cigarette smoke.

00:14:05I doubt it.

00:14:06I'm sure I can smell cigarette smoke.

00:14:09Because no one smokes in here.

00:14:13How come you didn't want to go home?

00:14:15Oh, I can't.

00:14:16I mean, I'd prefer not to discuss it, if that's all right, sorry.

00:14:19Please yourself.

00:14:20But it was also my enthusiasm which made me come early.

00:14:23And where would the other instructor have gone to with the new member?

00:14:27I don't know.

00:14:28He'll be selling them when Adonis Health early renewal.

00:14:31I know nothing about it.

00:14:32Oh, well, why?

00:14:34Because I don't do any renewals, do I?

00:14:37I'm sure I can smell cigarette smoke.

00:14:39No!

00:14:40It smells very like cigarette smoke.

00:14:42Because I don't permit smoking in the massage chambers.

00:14:45Why don't you sell any Adonis Health early renewals?

00:14:48Because I'm not a greedy, money-grabbing jobby, am I?

00:14:53You were thorough the way you measured up that member.

00:14:55Oh, how did you see me, sorry?

00:14:57I mean, can I ask?

00:14:59Too thorough.

00:15:01Oh, and Mr. Bybugger says...

00:15:02Oh, no, him again.

00:15:03Mr. Bybugger says the closed-circuit monitor has been kept at reception.

00:15:06Oh, I know nothing about that.

00:15:08Oh.

00:15:08I either.

00:15:09Well, are you completely sure no one has been smoking here?

00:15:12I'm sure as...

00:15:13Oh, well, sorry.

00:15:16Pardon?

00:15:16I mean, sorry if I offended you.

00:15:19Hey, I don't take offence.

00:15:21Because I did ask you if you worked here, didn't I?

00:15:23Ah, what did you do that for?

00:15:24You haven't got the Adonis Health Company tracksuit on, sorry.

00:15:27I'm a mesuricist.

00:15:28Oh.

00:15:29So I don't need an Adonis Health tracksuit.

00:15:31Are you allowed to not wear an Adonis Health tracksuit?

00:15:35Why did you measure up that client so thoroughly?

00:15:37Why did you measure that client's inside leg?

00:15:40Look, he's a new member.

00:15:41He'd already been measured.

00:15:42Measure the day, John.

00:15:43Charlie Hood measured him and marked it in his car.

00:15:45Only the chest and waist had been measured.

00:15:47Chest and waist is all that we do measure.

00:15:48Mr. Bybugger said everyone had to be fully measured.

00:15:51This is a busy club, so we measure the chest and waist only, okay?

00:15:54But the gym was empty, sorry.

00:15:56But from tomorrow.

00:15:57I had plenty of time to measure him full.

00:15:58Tomorrow, Glasgow gets back from Tenerife.

00:16:00But the gym wasn't busy.

00:16:02The gym gets busy.

00:16:03September starts tomorrow.

00:16:06Well, that is great, isn't it, Mr. Dick?

00:16:08I mean, how busy does it get?

00:16:10Too busy.

00:16:14And would you recommend massage, Mr. Dick?

00:16:16Eh?

00:16:17No, what the hell?

00:16:19What, for instance, would be the role of massage in the health of the body?

00:16:24Because piss off.

00:16:25Because the initiation training course at Pontefract didn't include massage.

00:16:29But I'm sure I can smell.

00:16:32How would I go about contacting Mr. Bybugger?

00:16:35I mean, if I wanted to.

00:16:37Where, sorry?

00:16:38Here, reception, where you want.

00:16:40It's to find out exactly when I may renew a member.

00:16:43Bobby Bybugger is one busy boy.

00:16:44A busy boy does not like to get interrupted.

00:16:47I mean, what would Mr. Bybugger say if he found out I'd forgotten?

00:16:50Or even that I got it wrong?

00:16:52What, I say, with you.

00:16:55Are you some kind of boss's man?

00:16:58You shouldn't be a boss's man at your age.

00:17:01I mean, I was your age.

00:17:02I'd take two or two tea breaks,

00:17:03come back and tell the swine I'm a nookie with a poodle in a cupboard.

00:17:07Because see, this Bobby Bybugger, eh?

00:17:09This Bobby Bybugger, he works out, he jogs, eats an immaculate diet,

00:17:13it's all that a fact.

00:17:13Well, it's not a fact.

00:17:15When Bobby's away from home, away from Pontefract,

00:17:18he'll eat any old garbage that comes his way.

00:17:20I watched him in Pontefract.

00:17:22He never left his diet and exercise programme for a second.

00:17:25In Pontefract...

00:17:27Oh.

00:17:33See these?

00:17:35These belong to Charlie Hood.

00:17:37Swine.

00:17:38See the sorry state this place has got me into?

00:17:42I was up for the priesthood before I took this job.

00:17:45I wouldn't have dreamed of covering up for a dirty lung infective vasectomy

00:17:49like Charlie Hood or no.

00:17:51I have been devastated by Adonis health and Bobby Bybugger.

00:17:56I mean, I was in London before I came here.

00:17:59Ten scintillating years.

00:18:01See my London pad?

00:18:02It was by something fabulous.

00:18:04I had a chandelier and my kitchenette.

00:18:08Now, look at me.

00:18:11Where may I phone Mr. Bybugger from?

00:18:13What?

00:18:14I'll phone him where you want, I says.

00:18:17I'm phoning Mr. Bybugger.

00:18:19Don't blame me and he shouts at you.

00:18:21Don't forget you're not supposed to be here yet.

00:18:24I'll admit I'm here.

00:18:27If I'm not supposed to be here, Mr. Bybugger has a right to shout at.

00:18:30I deserve to be shouted at.

00:18:32But if Mr. Bybugger doesn't abide by his diet and exercise programme,

00:18:36I don't want to be here.

00:18:39I'm phoning Mr. Bybugger in private.

00:18:46Where is that bastard?

00:18:48This Murdo Caldwell.

00:18:52Bastard?

00:18:53Alana phoned up.

00:18:54Alana?

00:18:55Alana.

00:18:56Murdo, get off the line, eh?

00:18:58I've a very arjun business call to make to Bobby Bybugger.

00:19:00Buzz up to you so I will.

00:19:02The line's free, okay?

00:19:08So where is Murdo?

00:19:09Alana's phoning you back late.

00:19:11What's he at reception for?

00:19:13Alana?

00:19:14So where did she say she was?

00:19:15She didn't forthcoming that.

00:19:18So you're a job of you.

00:19:19Why didn't you make her forthcoming that?

00:19:22So what's Murdo at reception for?

00:19:24I got him out the road for you to send me in.

00:19:26The footballer.

00:19:27Oh, hey, wait a minute.

00:19:28Where is the footballer?

00:19:29Have you lost me, my footballer?

00:19:31You've lost me, my footballer, you lousy toss-off ballhead.

00:19:34What are you?

00:19:35I didn't lose you, the footballer.

00:19:37Who did?

00:19:37Murdo.

00:19:39Murdo?

00:19:39Murdo.

00:19:41Oh, so you want to see the special attention treatment Murdo dishes out to the footballer?

00:19:45Because the measurement in detail was not the end of it.

00:19:48Oh, no.

00:19:48Also the dietary advice.

00:19:50Also the personalised exercise programme.

00:19:53I mean, you see, under the presumption we're here to serve the public.

00:19:56Because, Donnie, a place is inconsistent to a punter and a punter gets alert.

00:20:00And an alert punter has got an unfair advantage over us.

00:20:04Because an alert punter is going to want time to think the Adonis Health early renewal over.

00:20:10So where is Murdo?

00:20:11So where is Murdo?

00:20:12Oh, see, this Murdo.

00:20:13Because I hear you say Murdo's phoning Bobby.

00:20:15This Murdo wants to tell Bobby the way things are around here.

00:20:18What have you said to Murdo?

00:20:19This Murdo's a wee boss's man that I have almost totally booted for us.

00:20:22Because phone calls to Bobby and Bobby comes from Pontefract.

00:20:25I know he comes from Pontefract, so I blocked the phone call to Bobby to give you time to finish

00:20:30Murdo off.

00:20:31But phone calls to Bobby shouldn't have arisen.

00:20:34I mean, Donnie, you get this Murdo's trust first.

00:20:38Because let's face it, Donnie, you have got to get Murdo's trust before you can persuade Murdo he's better off

00:20:43pissing off.

00:20:46You've lost me, my footballer.

00:20:49So, Donnie, did I say we'd lost the footballer?

00:20:53Because lost temporarily.

00:20:56Tempo rarely.

00:21:00So this Craigie Steenwright, we're sitting in the sales office, he refuses to sign the Adonis Health early renewal.

00:21:06He's got a date at the bar at the Empire Hotel some wee bird he's just met.

00:21:10Just met?

00:21:11I went, you've a bigger date with yourself, Jim, he went, oh, but I'm no sure.

00:21:15So the Murdo must have got him alert.

00:21:17You've lost me, my footballer.

00:21:19No, Donnie, because I went to him.

00:21:22Tonight's the last of the Adonis Health early renewals.

00:21:25And Donnie, you've no lost him.

00:21:28Because I'm going to bar the Empire Hotel to get him back.

00:21:30Oh, aye.

00:21:32He gets a bevy down him, he'll be begging for the Adonis Health earlier than you will so he will.

00:21:36And it's over to you, Donnie boy son.

00:21:38Oh, well, I hope you do find him.

00:21:40Because these empty summer nights in Glasgow are pissing me off.

00:21:46I've still got my connections in London.

00:21:48I've got my nookie in the regular bass-up and basses down there.

00:21:50Ayra, ha-ha, cut the London garbage, eh?

00:21:53In fact, in London, you get your nookie every 15 seconds.

00:21:57Because I've heard the London garbage be-

00:22:01Nookie every 15 seconds, all the same?

00:22:04Ayra, ha-ha, Donnie.

00:22:06And I love you so much, if I wasn't so totally not a bent basket, I'd go up on your

00:22:10couch myself, Fergie.

00:22:12I hope you do find Craigie's team.

00:22:13So do I.

00:22:14I hope you find him in the bar at the Empire Hotel.

00:22:15So do I.

00:22:16I hope you find him in the Atlanta party smashed up bastarding kneecap.

00:22:19Wait a minute.

00:22:19Because Atlanta the Craigie could well have met up reception, don't forget.

00:22:22Oh, aye, could they?

00:22:24I mean, could they?

00:22:27And you're not going to the bar at the Empire Hotel, by the way.

00:22:30Because what, if Bobby Bybugger phones back?

00:22:32Bobby's phone back.

00:22:33Well, Bobby phones back again.

00:22:34Oh, aye, back.

00:22:37I could go.

00:22:39I could go look over at the bar at the Empire Hotel.

00:22:42You could.

00:22:44You could.

00:22:45So while I'm the bar at the Empire Hotel, you boot, Marto.

00:22:48I'll boot him for you, Donnie.

00:22:49Put it there.

00:22:50Because I don't like Marto.

00:22:53Oh, one thing, however, I won't be the bar at the Empire Hotel long, okay?

00:22:57Okay.

00:22:57The bar at the Empire Hotel's a shite hole.

00:22:59No, it's a shite hole.

00:23:00It's full of weirdos.

00:23:01So don't be long.

00:23:01Give me the varmints.

00:23:02I won't be long.

00:23:03Definitely.

00:23:06At Murdo, Messiah's chambers right away.

00:23:08Mr. Hood wants word with you.

00:23:13Oh, aye, Charlie.

00:23:14Murdo says he wasn't renewing Craigie.

00:23:16Oh, you believe that?

00:23:17Bobby told him you don't renew until the sixth visit.

00:23:20He measured Craigie up.

00:23:21It wasn't needed.

00:23:22He measured them up.

00:23:23He wasn't happy the way you measured them up.

00:23:25Hold on.

00:23:27Because Murdo might not be able to sell her renewal.

00:23:29But why job about with unreal concepts, such as I'm not in it for the money, I'm not in it

00:23:33for the nookie, I'm in it for the job satisfaction.

00:23:35I'm saying what he said.

00:23:38Oh, gobble a wank.

00:23:39The purest vomit.

00:23:41Donnie, pick us up a pack of cigarettes, sir.

00:23:43You've got to be joking.

00:23:46Come in.

00:23:48Come in.

00:23:50Aye, Murdo Caldwell.

00:23:52Charlie Hood.

00:23:53Couldn't he be pleased her to meet you?

00:23:55How's it going?

00:23:56Could I ask a question?

00:23:57Of course you can.

00:23:59I love a stimulating question.

00:24:00What the hell is it?

00:24:01I want to have your time.

00:24:02You want to talk to me, I mean, do you?

00:24:05Any amount of time for boys the calibre of you.

00:24:07I like it.

00:24:08I watched you for the gym door a couple of minutes.

00:24:11Hell of a impressed the attention you gave the steam panter.

00:24:13Oh, what did I say that was so good?

00:24:15If I can know, I can keep it up.

00:24:17I mean, you say what you want to say to me first, if you want.

00:24:20Okay, so ra-ha-ha.

00:24:22Aye, ra-ha-ha.

00:24:23So, I'm showing you one of my specials.

00:24:25They're brilliant because a boy with talent like you...

00:24:28Oh, my talent?

00:24:29Uh-huh.

00:24:30My talent?

00:24:31Uh-huh.

00:24:32I mean, what's your special for?

00:24:34I mean, is it an Adonis Health special?

00:24:35Oh, it's better than that.

00:24:37Does Mr Bybugger not know about it?

00:24:39Oh, what am I saying?

00:24:40It's not so much better as equally fascinating.

00:24:42Oh, uh-huh.

00:24:43However, if you don't want to try my special, I won't be insulted.

00:24:55I could try it out, I suppose.

00:24:57I mean, couldn't I?

00:24:58Sorry.

00:24:59So, do you want to?

00:25:00Oh, uh...

00:25:00Because I want you to.

00:25:03Okay?

00:25:04Oh.

00:25:05Okay.

00:25:06Brilliant.

00:25:07And?

00:25:08Put it there.

00:25:10So, when will I be getting...

00:25:11Pretty all the same.

00:25:12When will I be getting your special?

00:25:13Pardon?

00:25:14Pity about your talent.

00:25:16Why is it a pity, sorry?

00:25:18I mean, son, the absence of job prospects around here.

00:25:21Pardon?

00:25:22Commensurate with your talent.

00:25:24Because the prospects are excellent, sorry.

00:25:29I mean, are the prospects excellent?

00:25:32Because I'd like to call Mr Bybugger now.

00:25:35Oh, phone away.

00:25:36Because everything's different from what I expected.

00:25:38Ah, because a boy of your calibre.

00:25:40Because I want everything to be as I expected.

00:25:41Well, Mr Bybugger will be delighted.

00:25:44Delighted?

00:25:44Oh, will he be delighted?

00:25:46Well, delighted?

00:25:48Because Mr Dick thought he might be too busy to talk.

00:25:50Mr Dick?

00:25:51Yes.

00:25:51Oh, because Mr Dick's got it all wrong, son.

00:25:54Mr Bybugger would be delighted to talk to you any time.

00:25:58I mean, I can understand you wanting to talk to Bobby,

00:26:01because Bobby...

00:26:03Bobby's a brilliant bloke that speaks awful well of you.

00:26:06Oh?

00:26:06Well, what does he say?

00:26:07I can understand you wanting to talk to him.

00:26:09I mean, what does he say about me?

00:26:11You'd obviously prefer to talk to him than talk to me, eh?

00:26:14What?

00:26:14No.

00:26:15I mean, yes.

00:26:16I mean, I didn't know I could talk to you.

00:26:19Well, I want you to know you can tell me your problems any time you like.

00:26:23Oh, thanks.

00:26:25Bastard and pity are the same.

00:26:26Pardon?

00:26:28Well, I pity about the money.

00:26:30Sorry, what's money?

00:26:31Well, I pity there's no decent money to pay a talent like you,

00:26:34a decent wage, a decent commission.

00:26:36Take me, not one sale.

00:26:38Not one commission from a sale these past two months.

00:26:41You see, if I was your age, son,

00:26:42with a talent like yours on you,

00:26:44I'd find myself alternative to...

00:26:45Mr Hood, thanks, but I don't mind if I don't do any sales.

00:26:48What?

00:26:49I don't need to do any sales, I mean.

00:26:51Because let's not talk to you all being wet around here.

00:26:54Well, if that's all right.

00:26:55Because we're all in it for the money.

00:26:56I'm not in it for the money.

00:26:59Oh, would Mr Bybugger mind?

00:27:02Surely he couldn't mind

00:27:03if I wanted to concentrate on making Glasgow

00:27:06a wholly healthy city.

00:27:08I mean, even if it meant not doing any sales.

00:27:11You don't mind if you don't do any...

00:27:13Sales, no.

00:27:15Oh.

00:27:16And do you want to make Glasgow a...

00:27:18A wholly healthy city.

00:27:20Surely he wouldn't mind.

00:27:22A wholly healthy Glasgow?

00:27:24Yes, exactly, Mr Hood.

00:27:26Surely he wouldn't mind it if Glasgow was a city

00:27:29of perfectly proportioned,

00:27:31sinuous, but not overdeveloped physiques.

00:27:34Surely he wouldn't mind if Glasgow was a city

00:27:36of non-smoking, non-drinking joggers.

00:27:39Surely he wouldn't mind it

00:27:41if Glasgow was a city of reposeful,

00:27:43but alert minds.

00:27:44Do you think he would mind?

00:27:48Mind?

00:27:50Murder, my boy, son,

00:27:52Mr Bybugger will be delighted.

00:27:55Congratulations.

00:27:56I'm delighted

00:27:57because the originality of the concept

00:28:00is dazzling.

00:28:01I mean, I know it's a mammoth task

00:28:02requiring a superhuman effort.

00:28:05I can only hope I'm big enough.

00:28:07I mean,

00:28:09do you think I'm big enough

00:28:10to achieve a wholly healthy Glasgow

00:28:12by 1990?

00:28:15You are big enough.

00:28:16And, murder, son,

00:28:18if there's anything I can do to help you,

00:28:20you know where I am.

00:28:21Aye!

00:28:22A wholly healthy Glasgow right enough.

00:28:24Brilliant.

00:28:25So, do you think Mr Bybugger would mind

00:28:27if I didn't take my equal share

00:28:29of the sales prospects?

00:28:30No.

00:28:30Because if Mr Bybugger insisted

00:28:32that I take my equal share,

00:28:33I'd have to take it.

00:28:34I promise you,

00:28:35Mr Bybugger won't mind you

00:28:36giving up your sales prospects

00:28:38for a wholly healthy Glasgow.

00:28:40He will be delighted.

00:28:42So will I phone Mr Bybugger up

00:28:43and tell him?

00:28:44Phone Bobby up and tell him.

00:28:45You could do.

00:28:46The other hand,

00:28:47might I make a suggestion here,

00:28:49Myrdo?

00:28:49Yes, Mr Hood.

00:28:50Imagine with me, Myrdo.

00:28:52One morning,

00:28:53early in 1990,

00:28:55Bobby Bybugger emerges

00:28:56from the Empire Hotel

00:28:57on the first morning

00:28:58of a visit to the Glasgow branch.

00:29:00He emerges

00:29:02and he sees before him

00:29:04a city of...

00:29:05What was it?

00:29:07Perfectly proportioned

00:29:08sinuous physiques.

00:29:10Perfectly proportioned

00:29:11sinuous physiques.

00:29:12And what was it?

00:29:13Non-smoking,

00:29:14non-drinking joggers.

00:29:15Non-smoking,

00:29:17non-drinking joggers.

00:29:18And what was it?

00:29:19Reposeful but alert minds.

00:29:21Reposeful but alert minds.

00:29:23Yes, imagine it.

00:29:25And imagine the joy

00:29:26slowly appearing

00:29:28on Bobby Bybugger's face.

00:29:30And imagine how much

00:29:31greater that joy will be

00:29:32if it comes as a

00:29:33complete bloody surprise.

00:29:35Then,

00:29:36he would walk in here,

00:29:37we would be able to tell him

00:29:39that the wholly healthy

00:29:40Glasgow operation

00:29:41was directed by you

00:29:42in the gym department

00:29:44and

00:29:45ably assisted

00:29:46by myself

00:29:47in the sales.

00:29:48Am I right?

00:29:49Am I wrong?

00:29:49You're right, Mr Hood.

00:29:50Yeah.

00:29:51So,

00:29:52can I ask you

00:29:53about my problems now?

00:29:54Your problems?

00:29:56Oh, fire away.

00:29:57I'm all jobbing ears.

00:29:59Well,

00:30:00were you trying to sell

00:30:01Mr Steen

00:30:02an early renewal

00:30:02on his first visit today?

00:30:04Contrary to Adonis Health procedures?

00:30:06No,

00:30:07where'd you get that idea?

00:30:08And I'm sorry

00:30:08I didn't knock the door

00:30:09for Donald.

00:30:10Eh?

00:30:10What?

00:30:11Because I'm sorry

00:30:12I didn't knock

00:30:12Donald Dick's door.

00:30:13Will you have to tell,

00:30:14Mr Bybugger?

00:30:14Well,

00:30:15you'll give that one

00:30:15a miss,

00:30:15Murdus,

00:30:16and don't be afraid.

00:30:16I promise I won't

00:30:17do it again.

00:30:18Great.

00:30:19Now,

00:30:19where did you get the idea

00:30:20that I was trying to sell

00:30:21Mr Steen

00:30:22an early renewal?

00:30:23Donald said you...

00:30:24Donald?

00:30:25I mean,

00:30:26Mr Dick.

00:30:26Mr Dick's Murdus

00:30:28and Donald.

00:30:30Donald is a gorgeous person.

00:30:32Known him years

00:30:33and brilliant

00:30:34at the misogyne job.

00:30:35Not a word against him

00:30:36except

00:30:38he's a fly jobby

00:30:40you cannae trust.

00:30:43I wasn't to know

00:30:44that Donald

00:30:44can't be trusted,

00:30:45sorry.

00:30:45So watch what you say

00:30:46to Donald.

00:30:47Mr Bybugger didn't warn me.

00:30:48Because he's got

00:30:48none of our talent.

00:30:50So why did Mr Bybugger

00:30:51employ Mr Dick,

00:30:52sorry?

00:30:53Ah,

00:30:53Murdus,

00:30:54I'm gorgeous.

00:30:55Because talent

00:30:56does not grow

00:30:56in pavements.

00:30:58And

00:30:59you go out

00:31:00to work every day.

00:31:00Well,

00:31:01if you choose

00:31:02to go out to work

00:31:02every day,

00:31:03you are surrounded

00:31:04by a total

00:31:05dearth

00:31:06of talent.

00:31:07Oh,

00:31:07aye.

00:31:08A plethora

00:31:09of wankers.

00:31:11This world,

00:31:11this city.

00:31:13I try to act

00:31:14normal.

00:31:16So,

00:31:16Mr Dick

00:31:17must have lied

00:31:18to me,

00:31:18Mr Hood.

00:31:19A total liar,

00:31:20or Donnie,

00:31:20unfortunately.

00:31:21I mean,

00:31:22I see what you mean.

00:31:23Because Mr Dick

00:31:24told me you were

00:31:25smoking in here

00:31:25today,

00:31:26sorry.

00:31:27Me?

00:31:28Smoking contrary

00:31:29to procedures.

00:31:31So see what I mean

00:31:31about Donald?

00:31:32Yes,

00:31:33Mr Hood.

00:31:34And is it true

00:31:35Mr Bybugger

00:31:36each junk food

00:31:37when he's away

00:31:37from Pontefract?

00:31:38Mr By...

00:31:40What do you think

00:31:40about this yourself?

00:31:42I don't think he does.

00:31:43There's your answer.

00:31:44Who told you

00:31:45this garbage?

00:31:46Nah,

00:31:47don't tell me.

00:31:48Donald.

00:31:49Donald.

00:31:50So I don't know

00:31:51if I can work

00:31:52with Donald.

00:31:53Because someone

00:31:53who can't be trusted

00:31:54might try to stop us

00:31:55making Glasgow

00:31:56a wholly healthy...

00:31:57He keeps out

00:31:57of our way, son.

00:31:58He stays in here

00:31:59in his massage chambers

00:32:00in his own department.

00:32:01So don't worry.

00:32:02Because not being able

00:32:03to trust Donald

00:32:04is entirely irrelevant.

00:32:07Oh.

00:32:08I see.

00:32:09Thanks.

00:32:10So,

00:32:10that you happy now?

00:32:12Oh, yes.

00:32:13Because you don't need

00:32:13to worry about Donald.

00:32:14I know,

00:32:15Mr Hood.

00:32:15Because I can trust you.

00:32:17In fact,

00:32:18Mr Hood,

00:32:20I trust you completely.

00:32:21Of course you can.

00:32:22Oh, aye.

00:32:24Aye.

00:32:24And Donald

00:32:25is entirely

00:32:26irrelevant.

00:32:27Of course he is,

00:32:28although

00:32:29he is brilliant

00:32:30at the massage.

00:32:31So,

00:32:32as long as he sticks

00:32:33to his own department...

00:32:34Massage?

00:32:34I massages

00:32:35Donald's department.

00:32:36What is the role

00:32:36of massaging

00:32:37the health of the body?

00:32:39Donnie will tell you that.

00:32:41In fact,

00:32:42let's set one up

00:32:43for you.

00:32:44Oh.

00:32:45What am I saying?

00:32:47I've already set one up

00:32:48for you because,

00:32:49see,

00:32:49this special I was

00:32:50talking about,

00:32:51you'll never guess

00:32:52what it is.

00:32:53A massage.

00:32:54I don't want

00:32:55a massage unless

00:32:56it definitely

00:32:57has a role

00:32:57in the health of...

00:32:58When Donald

00:32:59gives you

00:33:00the massage,

00:33:00you'll be so

00:33:01elated

00:33:02you won't need

00:33:03to ask questions.

00:33:04So,

00:33:05are you happy yet?

00:33:06Oh,

00:33:07yes.

00:33:08Good.

00:33:08So,

00:33:08except another problem,

00:33:10eh?

00:33:10Why is the

00:33:11closed circuit monitor

00:33:12not at reception

00:33:13where it belongs?

00:33:14What?

00:33:15Well,

00:33:15who's that in the gym?

00:33:16There's nobody

00:33:16in the gym.

00:33:17Oh,

00:33:18for God's sake,

00:33:19it's Big Rab.

00:33:20Big Rab McGuigan

00:33:21back here

00:33:21if he buried him.

00:33:22Because there's

00:33:22no one in the gym

00:33:23to give Mr. McGuigan

00:33:24some attention.

00:33:24No attention

00:33:25won't worry Rab.

00:33:26So,

00:33:26could I go

00:33:26and give him

00:33:27some attention?

00:33:27But that won't

00:33:28what...

00:33:28What?

00:33:29Could I?

00:33:30Aye.

00:33:31Off you go.

00:33:32Thanks.

00:33:33Sorry.

00:33:37Now,

00:33:38where's Donnie?

00:33:39That won't be long ago.

00:33:40It's about

00:33:40the Empire Hotel

00:33:41is a shite hole.

00:33:43Where's Myrtle?

00:33:44Is that Myrtle

00:33:45beating it already?

00:33:46Where's Myrtle?

00:33:47Where's Alana?

00:33:48Alana?

00:33:49Alana.

00:33:50Alana's nowhere.

00:33:51Well,

00:33:51she's not the

00:33:51bar of the Empire Hotel.

00:33:53Well,

00:33:53thank God for that.

00:33:54Look,

00:33:54you sure about this?

00:33:55I'm sure.

00:33:56Is that Myrtle

00:33:57beating it yet?

00:34:02Come in.

00:34:04Oh,

00:34:04Mr. Hood.

00:34:05Oh,

00:34:06hello,

00:34:06Mr. Dick.

00:34:07Mr. Hood,

00:34:08I meant to ask you something.

00:34:09Yes.

00:34:10It's because of my enthusiasm.

00:34:12Yes,

00:34:12Myrtle,

00:34:13son.

00:34:14Please,

00:34:14may I work through

00:34:14my lunch hours?

00:34:22But Donnie,

00:34:23your nookie

00:34:23will be no problem

00:34:24to Myrtle

00:34:25because Myrtle

00:34:26was the younger generation

00:34:27and so the younger generation

00:34:29have been brought up

00:34:30different.

00:34:31They're a bunch of

00:34:31broad-minded wankers

00:34:32you can't reason with.

00:34:33I can't.

00:34:34Just beat it.

00:34:35Look, Myrtle is an

00:34:35abnormal business opportunity.

00:34:37Eighteen years old

00:34:38and totally not

00:34:39into the acquisition

00:34:40of wealth yet.

00:34:41No right to risk

00:34:41my nookie.

00:34:43Nookie's my whole life.

00:34:45Risk your nookie?

00:34:47Because for God's sake,

00:34:48Donnie,

00:34:49a big bold risk

00:34:49might just maximise

00:34:51your nookie.

00:34:51So,

00:34:52we stick Myrtle

00:34:53down the gym

00:34:53happy crusading.

00:34:54Meanwhile,

00:34:55I am sitting up

00:34:56reception,

00:34:57concentrating,

00:34:57lining you up

00:34:58every last possibility

00:34:59of nookie.

00:35:00Well,

00:35:00Myrtle tells Bobby

00:35:01about my nookie.

00:35:02Look, Myrtle won't

00:35:03tell Bobby.

00:35:04Because Myrtle and Bobby

00:35:04are like that.

00:35:05I'll make sure

00:35:06he doesn't tell Bobby.

00:35:10So you definitely

00:35:11saw nothing

00:35:11in the Bar of the Empire

00:35:12Hotel?

00:35:13Nothing.

00:35:14Good.

00:35:14I mean,

00:35:15great to know

00:35:15that Alan and Craigie

00:35:16are not together.

00:35:17The other hand,

00:35:19I only managed

00:35:20to quick look up,

00:35:21look down

00:35:21in the signing in sheet.

00:35:22I'm not a half-baked

00:35:23twat after all.

00:35:26Pardon?

00:35:28You're a quick

00:35:28what on the what?

00:35:30So since when

00:35:31the Bar of the Empire

00:35:31Hotel acquire

00:35:32a signing in sheet?

00:35:33Reception.

00:35:34Eh?

00:35:35Reception,

00:35:35the Empire Hotel.

00:35:37Reception,

00:35:37the Empire Hotel?

00:35:38Yes.

00:35:39What fur?

00:35:40You look top,

00:35:41look down,

00:35:41the signing in sheet,

00:35:42reception,

00:35:42the Empire Hotel.

00:35:43What fur?

00:35:44I have to avoid

00:35:45the porter.

00:35:47The porter?

00:35:48What's going on?

00:35:49Because it's more

00:35:50my life's worth

00:35:51to not avoid

00:35:51the porter,

00:35:52the Empire Hotel.

00:35:58Well,

00:36:01several weeks

00:36:02ago there,

00:36:03right,

00:36:03I'm standing

00:36:04in the bar

00:36:05at the Empire Hotel.

00:36:06This guy comes

00:36:07up to me.

00:36:08This guy comes

00:36:09up and he goes,

00:36:10follow me,

00:36:11huh?

00:36:12I goes,

00:36:13what fur?

00:36:14He goes,

00:36:14just follow me,

00:36:15huh?

00:36:17So I follows

00:36:17him out the lobby.

00:36:19I'm out the lobby.

00:36:20He's standing

00:36:20the left,

00:36:21the back the left,

00:36:22coming across

00:36:23the flagrant

00:36:24come on.

00:36:25I thought,

00:36:26here we go,

00:36:27you know.

00:36:29So anyway,

00:36:30I goes in the left,

00:36:30he shuts the doors,

00:36:31he goes up,

00:36:32he stops the left,

00:36:32he stops it,

00:36:34he jams it

00:36:35between floors.

00:36:38He goes,

00:36:40take your dick out.

00:36:41I goes,

00:36:42pardon?

00:36:43He goes,

00:36:44take your dick out

00:36:44and come on.

00:36:45I goes,

00:36:45what?

00:36:45He goes,

00:36:45you heard.

00:36:46I goes,

00:36:46okay.

00:36:48So after

00:36:49this wee episode,

00:36:51we come out the left,

00:36:52past half the bastard

00:36:53and staff,

00:36:54the Empire Hotel,

00:36:55waiting to get in

00:36:55the left

00:36:57and some wise

00:36:58Bampard goes,

00:36:59could you credit

00:37:00the depth

00:37:01this porter guy

00:37:02will stoop to?

00:37:03Because imagine

00:37:03going with that

00:37:04and that,

00:37:05Charlie,

00:37:05is me.

00:37:06I mean,

00:37:07me.

00:37:08I've had coach loads

00:37:10of porters after me

00:37:11in my time

00:37:12and you want to see

00:37:13the uncouth youth

00:37:14to me ever since.

00:37:16So see this porter

00:37:17the Empire Hotel,

00:37:18right?

00:37:19I'm avoiding him.

00:37:21Sorry,

00:37:22but that's that.

00:37:23Is that it?

00:37:25Because

00:37:26that's it.

00:37:28And

00:37:29when's the date

00:37:29this episode?

00:37:30Several weeks ago there.

00:37:31Because I thought

00:37:32you said you weren't

00:37:33going to be the

00:37:33bar of the Empire Hotel

00:37:34long.

00:37:35I wasn't long.

00:37:36You were long.

00:37:37I wasn't long.

00:37:37You're all being

00:37:38ages you were.

00:37:39Was I?

00:37:40How long was I?

00:37:41Because I don't know

00:37:42how long I was,

00:37:42do I?

00:37:43Well,

00:37:43right enough,

00:37:45you definitely

00:37:45killed me so.

00:37:46That's you had

00:37:47your nookie.

00:37:47I've not had my nookie.

00:37:49You won't be wanting

00:37:49the footballer now.

00:37:51I will be wanting

00:37:52the footballer

00:37:52and I'd better get

00:37:53the footballer

00:37:53because I've not

00:37:54had my nookie

00:37:54and even if I had

00:37:55had my nookie

00:37:56who the hell

00:37:56do you think you are?

00:37:57The nookie police.

00:37:59Okay,

00:37:59I'll line you up

00:38:00the footballer

00:38:01as soon as he

00:38:02phones up.

00:38:04And

00:38:06the Empire Hotel

00:38:07the signing in sheet

00:38:08are here.

00:38:09How come you

00:38:10looked up,

00:38:10looked down

00:38:10the signing in sheet

00:38:11at all?

00:38:12Because the

00:38:12Alana is not

00:38:13going to be

00:38:13hiring a room.

00:38:14Maybe she wanted

00:38:15to shack up

00:38:16and style

00:38:16the professional

00:38:17footballer.

00:38:18So she wants

00:38:18to shack up

00:38:19and style

00:38:19she shacks

00:38:20up in my place.

00:38:21I thought you

00:38:21wanted me to

00:38:22check in her.

00:38:23I get hurt

00:38:24to check in me.

00:38:27So,

00:38:28I'm going to

00:38:29bar the Empire Hotel.

00:38:30I'm occupied.

00:38:31What if the

00:38:31Alana the Craigie

00:38:32phone up?

00:38:33What if the

00:38:33Alana the Craigie

00:38:34the Bobby calls?

00:38:35The Alana the Craigie

00:38:36get their number

00:38:37I'll call them back.

00:38:38If it's Bobby

00:38:38got to him

00:38:38just hold on a minute.

00:38:40Or no,

00:38:40see him in a sale.

00:38:41Who's that

00:38:42down to the gym?

00:38:43Because that

00:38:44looks like

00:38:44Myrtle.

00:38:45Is Myrtle what

00:38:46of it?

00:38:47What's Myrtle

00:38:47doing talking to

00:38:47Big Rab?

00:38:48So Myrtle

00:38:49wants to give

00:38:49Rab some attention?

00:38:50No one talks

00:38:51to Big Rab

00:38:52McGuiglin.

00:38:52So I says to him

00:38:53okay.

00:38:54Oh, Big Rab

00:38:55does not look happy.

00:38:56Big Rab looks

00:38:57bastard and miserable.

00:38:58Bastard and

00:38:58torches.

00:38:59Bastard and

00:38:59agony.

00:39:00Big Rab is

00:39:01about to...

00:39:01Big Rab's

00:39:02lost his temper.

00:39:05I'd have a

00:39:06ha-ha

00:39:06because Myrtle

00:39:07will have to

00:39:08learn to not

00:39:08give Rab

00:39:09attention,

00:39:10won't he?

00:39:12Come on.

00:39:19I'll have to

00:39:20leave here.

00:39:20Sorry.

00:39:22Well,

00:39:22Mr McGuigan is

00:39:23doing a

00:39:23non-Adonis

00:39:23health workout.

00:39:24Oh, hear that,

00:39:25Donnie?

00:39:25He's taking

00:39:26rests every

00:39:2690 seconds.

00:39:27Trust Rab

00:39:28McGuigan to

00:39:28go do a

00:39:29non-Adonis

00:39:29health workout.

00:39:30And he said

00:39:31that no one

00:39:31had ever tried

00:39:32to re-motivate

00:39:33him.

00:39:33Re-motivate

00:39:34him?

00:39:35And he said

00:39:35he didn't want

00:39:35anyone to

00:39:36ever try

00:39:36re-motivating

00:39:37him again.

00:39:38Rab always

00:39:39was a problem.

00:39:40Then he

00:39:40swore at

00:39:40me.

00:39:41So I'll

00:39:42definitely

00:39:42have to

00:39:43leave here.

00:39:44A dirty

00:39:45bastard,

00:39:46that Rab

00:39:46McGuigan.

00:39:47Imagine

00:39:47swearing at

00:39:48Murdo.

00:39:49But as I say,

00:39:50son,

00:39:50don't leave

00:39:50because of

00:39:51Rab

00:39:51McGuigan.

00:39:51I'll have

00:39:52to because

00:39:53I want

00:39:54everything in

00:39:54my gym

00:39:54department

00:39:55to go

00:39:55perfectly.

00:39:57So,

00:39:57Murdo's son,

00:39:58you prefer

00:39:59the Adonis

00:40:00health workout.

00:40:01It's the

00:40:01company

00:40:01workout.

00:40:02And Bobby

00:40:03Bybugger

00:40:03tell you

00:40:03how to

00:40:04enforce it?

00:40:04Mr.

00:40:05Bybugger

00:40:06says all

00:40:06members doing

00:40:07non-Adonis

00:40:08health workouts

00:40:08are to be

00:40:09re-motivated.

00:40:11How'd you

00:40:11go on

00:40:11re-motivating

00:40:12Big Rab

00:40:13McGuigan

00:40:13down there?

00:40:14I wasn't

00:40:14to know

00:40:15no previous

00:40:15re-motivation

00:40:16had taken

00:40:16place with

00:40:17Mr.

00:40:17McGuigan.

00:40:18Had it?

00:40:19Because when

00:40:20I think

00:40:21the times

00:40:21I've went

00:40:22down my

00:40:22hands,

00:40:23my knees

00:40:23tried to

00:40:24re-motivate

00:40:25Big Rab,

00:40:26well how can

00:40:26a man get

00:40:27genuinely fit

00:40:28unless he

00:40:28does an

00:40:29Adonis

00:40:29health workout?

00:40:30Because a

00:40:31rest every

00:40:3190 seconds

00:40:32could be

00:40:32fatal,

00:40:33Mr.

00:40:33Rude.

00:40:33So,

00:40:34Murdo,

00:40:35with the

00:40:35calibre we've

00:40:36got on,

00:40:36as you know

00:40:37and I know,

00:40:37it's brilliant

00:40:38being as

00:40:39fit as shit.

00:40:40Take me,

00:40:41I jog

00:40:42myself

00:40:43to buggery.

00:40:44But a low

00:40:45calibre twilight

00:40:46like Rab

00:40:46McGuigan

00:40:46cannot tell

00:40:47the difference

00:40:47between a

00:40:48re-motivation

00:40:49and his

00:40:49wee aunt

00:40:50Rini.

00:40:51All Rab

00:40:52wants is

00:40:52a waistline,

00:40:53a pair

00:40:53of shoulders

00:40:54and a

00:40:54giant

00:40:54prick,

00:40:55so the

00:40:56guy's

00:40:56not all

00:40:57right the

00:40:57head.

00:40:58I was

00:40:59just saying

00:40:59to Donnie

00:41:00how it's

00:41:00really great

00:41:01the way

00:41:02you were

00:41:02tolerating

00:41:03Rab

00:41:03doing

00:41:03there.

00:41:04How I

00:41:04really admired

00:41:06you,

00:41:06you know.

00:41:06You admired

00:41:07me?

00:41:08So it's

00:41:08a shock

00:41:09to learn

00:41:09you're

00:41:10one of

00:41:10the most

00:41:10intolerant

00:41:11pricks

00:41:11going.

00:41:12Oh.

00:41:12Yes,

00:41:13I admired

00:41:14you.

00:41:15However,

00:41:16hold on

00:41:17a wee

00:41:17minute,

00:41:17I do

00:41:17an errand

00:41:18before you

00:41:18say goodbye.

00:41:19in fact,

00:41:20Murdo

00:41:20gorgeous,

00:41:21hold on,

00:41:21get your

00:41:21massage

00:41:22before you

00:41:22go.

00:41:23The

00:41:23massage?

00:41:24I could

00:41:24try again

00:41:25to re-motivate

00:41:26Mr.

00:41:26McGuigan,

00:41:26because it

00:41:27was my

00:41:27enthusiasm

00:41:28which made

00:41:28me tolerate

00:41:29Mr.

00:41:30McGuigan

00:41:30so long.

00:41:30I know,

00:41:31you

00:41:31enthusiastic

00:41:32dick,

00:41:33you.

00:41:33Who's

00:41:33providing

00:41:33the

00:41:34massage?

00:41:34Massage?

00:41:36Hey,

00:41:36Murdo,

00:41:37that's

00:41:37your

00:41:38massage the

00:41:38Donnie

00:41:38is referring

00:41:39to,

00:41:39and

00:41:40who's

00:41:40providing

00:41:40the

00:41:41massage?

00:41:41Ha-ha,

00:41:42who else

00:41:43but

00:41:43Donald

00:41:43the

00:41:44church

00:41:44dick?

00:41:45So you

00:41:45will wait

00:41:46till I get

00:41:46back,

00:41:46Murdo son?

00:41:47Oh,

00:41:47keep your

00:41:47gobs shut,

00:41:48Donnie.

00:41:48You

00:41:49will wait

00:41:49if you

00:41:49have

00:41:50the

00:41:50massage

00:41:50murder

00:41:50before

00:41:50you

00:41:51leave,

00:41:51because

00:41:51see

00:41:52you

00:41:52guys

00:41:52in

00:41:52a

00:41:52minute.

00:42:03I

00:42:04might

00:42:04not

00:42:04leave.

00:42:05Thank

00:42:05you

00:42:05very

00:42:06much

00:42:06for

00:42:06giving

00:42:06me

00:42:07a

00:42:07massage,

00:42:07Mr.

00:42:07Dick.

00:42:08Don't

00:42:08thank

00:42:08me.

00:42:09I'm

00:42:09very

00:42:09grateful.

00:42:10You're

00:42:10not

00:42:10flaming

00:42:11getting

00:42:11a

00:42:11massage.

00:42:12Oh,

00:42:12why?

00:42:13Sorry?

00:42:13You

00:42:13just

00:42:14aren't.

00:42:15Don't

00:42:15you

00:42:15want

00:42:15to

00:42:15give

00:42:16me

00:42:16a

00:42:16massage?

00:42:16No,

00:42:17my

00:42:17miserable,

00:42:17hard-hearted

00:42:18swine.

00:42:19Okay.

00:42:35What's

00:42:35going on?

00:42:36Oh,

00:42:36nothing.

00:42:37Why don't

00:42:37you speak?

00:42:38Sorry,

00:42:38I'll try

00:42:39not to

00:42:39not speak

00:42:39in future.

00:42:53a

00:42:53wee

00:42:54home

00:42:54murdery.

00:42:55What?

00:42:55Do you

00:42:55want me

00:42:56to

00:42:56go home?

00:42:56I

00:42:56don't

00:42:56want

00:42:57to

00:42:57go

00:42:57home,

00:42:57sorry.

00:42:58Because

00:42:58as

00:42:58Charlie

00:42:59says,

00:42:59you're

00:42:59an

00:42:59obnoxious

00:43:00intolerant...

00:43:01I'm

00:43:01not

00:43:01ever

00:43:02going

00:43:02to

00:43:02be

00:43:02intolerant

00:43:03again,

00:43:03am

00:43:03I?

00:43:04What

00:43:04is

00:43:05it

00:43:05with

00:43:05you?

00:43:06Ten

00:43:06days

00:43:07with

00:43:07Bobby

00:43:07Bybagger

00:43:07and

00:43:08Pontefrat

00:43:08you

00:43:08don't

00:43:08want

00:43:09to

00:43:09stray

00:43:09home?

00:43:09Why?

00:43:10I

00:43:10don't

00:43:10like

00:43:11going

00:43:11home.

00:43:11I

00:43:12come

00:43:12from

00:43:12a

00:43:12problem

00:43:13background.

00:43:13Get

00:43:14to

00:43:14hell.

00:43:14It

00:43:14is,

00:43:14sorry.

00:43:15In

00:43:15what

00:43:15way?

00:43:16I

00:43:16prefer

00:43:17not

00:43:17to

00:43:17talk

00:43:17about

00:43:17it.

00:43:18Your

00:43:18background

00:43:19can't

00:43:19be as

00:43:19big

00:43:19a

00:43:19problem

00:43:20as

00:43:20mine.

00:43:20I

00:43:21don't

00:43:21like

00:43:21going

00:43:21home

00:43:21to

00:43:22my

00:43:22parents,

00:43:22sorry.

00:43:23I'm

00:43:24grateful

00:43:24to

00:43:25rag you.

00:43:26I

00:43:26haven't

00:43:27even

00:43:27got

00:43:27a

00:43:27background.

00:43:28I

00:43:28haven't

00:43:28even

00:43:28got

00:43:28a

00:43:28set

00:43:29of

00:43:29parents

00:43:29to

00:43:29go

00:43:29home

00:43:29to.

00:43:30Mr

00:43:30Dick,

00:43:31you

00:43:31don't

00:43:31know

00:43:31what

00:43:31it's

00:43:32like.

00:43:32You

00:43:32see,

00:43:33my

00:43:33father

00:43:33was

00:43:34asked

00:43:34to

00:43:35leave

00:43:35the

00:43:35police

00:43:35force

00:43:36for

00:43:36drinking

00:43:36on

00:43:37duty.

00:43:37So

00:43:38he

00:43:38lies

00:43:38in

00:43:38bed

00:43:39now

00:43:39all

00:43:39day.

00:43:40My

00:43:41mother

00:43:41is

00:43:41a

00:43:42very

00:43:42fat

00:43:42woman.

00:43:43She

00:43:43gets

00:43:43out

00:43:44of

00:43:44bed

00:43:44just

00:43:44climbing

00:43:45down

00:43:45the

00:43:45steps

00:43:45to

00:43:46the

00:43:46back

00:43:46garden.

00:43:47My

00:43:47sister

00:43:47works

00:43:48in

00:43:48a

00:43:48hamburger

00:43:48restaurant

00:43:49and

00:43:50she

00:43:50eats

00:43:50the

00:43:50food.

00:43:54Say

00:43:54what you

00:43:55mean?

00:43:55So

00:43:55what

00:43:55would

00:43:55Mr

00:43:56Bybugger

00:43:56say

00:43:56if

00:43:57he

00:43:57found

00:43:57out?

00:43:57Bastard

00:43:58and

00:44:05ask

00:44:05him

00:44:05yourself.

00:44:06Oh

00:44:08Myrtle

00:44:08Caldwell

00:44:08here Mr

00:44:09Bybugger.

00:44:09Just don't

00:44:10mention

00:44:11Charlie

00:44:12Hood.

00:44:12Adonis

00:44:12Health

00:44:13may

00:44:13we

00:44:13help

00:44:13you

00:44:13in

00:44:14future.

00:44:15Don't

00:44:15say

00:44:15Charlie

00:44:16has

00:44:16gone

00:44:16out.

00:44:16Bobby

00:44:17knows

00:44:17he's

00:44:17already

00:44:18had

00:44:18his

00:44:18half

00:44:18hour

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00:44:20is

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00:44:20out.

00:44:20Charlie

00:44:21Hood's

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00:44:23I

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00:44:23Charlie

00:44:24Hood

00:44:24on

00:44:24the

00:44:24closed

00:44:24circuit

00:44:25screen.

00:44:26Don't

00:44:32I

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00:44:33I

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00:44:34the

00:44:34phone

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00:44:34your

00:44:34face.

00:44:34No

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00:44:36have

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00:44:37with

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00:44:37Adonis

00:44:37Health

00:44:37telephone

00:44:38procedure.

00:44:39You're

00:44:39right.

00:44:39I

00:44:40thought

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00:44:40a

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00:44:42telephone

00:44:43procedure.

00:44:44You

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00:44:46And

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00:44:53to

00:44:53reception

00:44:54after

00:44:54Mr

00:44:54Bybugger

00:44:55phone's

00:44:55back.

00:44:56Because

00:44:56I

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00:44:58Phoning

00:44:58back.

00:44:59Sorry.

00:44:59What's

00:45:00Bobby

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00:45:00back

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00:45:01To

00:45:01talk

00:45:02to

00:45:02Mr

00:45:02Hood.

00:45:02He

00:45:03said

00:45:03Charlie

00:45:03was

00:45:04in

00:45:04a

00:45:04sale.

00:45:05If

00:45:05Mr

00:45:05Hood

00:45:05doesn't

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00:45:06time

00:45:06what

00:45:07will

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00:45:07to

00:45:07him?

00:45:08Nothing

00:45:08will

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00:45:09Charlie

00:45:09Hood.

00:45:09You

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00:45:10up

00:45:10for

00:45:10him.

00:45:11You

00:45:11said

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00:45:12say

00:45:12he's

00:45:12gone

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00:45:13You

00:45:13said

00:45:13he

00:45:13was

00:45:13in

00:45:14the

00:45:14gym.

00:45:14Why

00:45:14the

00:45:15gym?

00:45:15Because

00:45:26Oh

00:45:26Adonis

00:45:27Health

00:45:28may we

00:45:28help

00:45:28you?

00:45:30No

00:45:30Mr

00:45:31Bybugger.

00:45:33Yes

00:45:33Mr

00:45:34Bybugger.

00:45:36Yes

00:45:36Mr

00:45:37Bybugger.

00:45:40I

00:45:41promise

00:45:41I

00:45:41will

00:45:42always

00:45:42tell

00:45:42the

00:45:42truth

00:45:42in

00:45:42future

00:45:43Mr

00:45:43Bybugger.

00:45:45Bye

00:45:45Mr

00:45:48Bybugger.

00:45:51Well

00:45:51Charlie Hood

00:45:52also

00:45:52be in

00:45:52receipt

00:45:52about

00:45:53reprimand

00:45:53because

00:45:54that's

00:45:54twice

00:45:55I've

00:45:55been

00:45:55told

00:45:55off.

00:45:56Don't

00:45:56bother

00:45:56about

00:45:57Bobby

00:45:57Bybugger.

00:45:58Oh

00:45:58but

00:45:58Mr

00:45:59Bybugger

00:45:59was

00:45:59right

00:45:59to

00:46:00tell

00:46:00me

00:46:00off.

00:46:00I

00:46:01should

00:46:01have

00:46:01been

00:46:01prepared

00:46:02with

00:46:02the

00:46:02telephone

00:46:02procedure.

00:46:03I

00:46:04should

00:46:04have

00:46:04told

00:46:04Mr

00:46:05Bybugger

00:46:05nothing

00:46:05but

00:46:06the

00:46:06truth.

00:46:06He

00:46:06gets

00:46:07a kick

00:46:07out of

00:46:08taking

00:46:08advantage.

00:46:09So

00:46:09I

00:46:09will

00:46:09always

00:46:09tell

00:46:09the

00:46:10truth

00:46:10in

00:46:10future.

00:46:11What?

00:46:12Bobby's

00:46:13a swine.

00:46:14Oh

00:46:14it

00:46:15doesn't

00:46:15matter

00:46:15what you

00:46:16say

00:46:16about

00:46:16Mr

00:46:16Bybugger

00:46:17Mr

00:46:17Dick.

00:46:18I

00:46:18know

00:46:18I

00:46:18can't

00:46:19trust

00:46:19you

00:46:19sorry.

00:46:21Pardon?

00:46:23Oh

00:46:23but

00:46:24don't

00:46:24worry

00:46:24because

00:46:24I

00:46:25know

00:46:25you're

00:46:25not

00:46:25all

00:46:25that

00:46:26relevant.

00:46:27Not

00:46:27relevant?

00:46:28So

00:46:28it

00:46:29doesn't

00:46:29matter

00:46:29if

00:46:29Mr

00:46:29Hood

00:46:30and

00:46:30I

00:46:30can't

00:46:30trust

00:46:30you.

00:46:31Charlie

00:46:32Hood

00:46:32I

00:46:33might

00:46:33have

00:46:33known

00:46:33a

00:46:33lying

00:46:34two

00:46:34sided.

00:46:35This

00:46:36means

00:46:36you

00:46:36trust

00:46:36Charlie

00:46:37Hood?

00:46:37Yes

00:46:38completely.

00:46:38trust

00:46:39Charlie

00:46:39Hood

00:46:39and

00:46:39completely

00:46:40too.

00:46:41Don't

00:46:41make

00:46:41me

00:46:42piss

00:46:42I

00:46:43mean

00:46:43earlier

00:46:44the night

00:46:44an

00:46:44example.

00:46:46He

00:46:46lies

00:46:46his

00:46:47nut

00:46:47off

00:46:47get

00:46:47me

00:46:48get

00:46:48Alanna

00:46:49out

00:46:49the road

00:46:49the

00:46:49steam

00:46:50punter.

00:46:50Alanna

00:46:51the

00:46:51least

00:46:52worth

00:46:52it

00:46:52bird in

00:46:53the

00:46:53world.

00:46:55Mind

00:46:55you

00:46:56Alanna

00:46:57tells

00:46:57me

00:46:58the

00:46:58Lord

00:46:58our

00:46:59nookie

00:47:00everything

00:47:00where

00:47:01how

00:47:02who

00:47:03who

00:47:03ho ho

00:47:04reporter

00:47:05the

00:47:06Empire

00:47:06Hotel

00:47:06Big

00:47:07Ram

00:47:07McGuigan

00:47:08Bobby

00:47:08Bob

00:47:09Don't

00:47:10tell

00:47:10Charlie

00:47:11even

00:47:12Bobby

00:47:12Bybugger

00:47:13exploited

00:47:14Harren

00:47:14Pontefract

00:47:16Alanna's

00:47:17lifestyle

00:47:18fabulous

00:47:20and

00:47:21Charlie

00:47:21Hood

00:47:21tells

00:47:21you

00:47:21not

00:47:22to

00:47:22trust

00:47:22me

00:47:22I

00:47:23mean

00:47:23me

00:47:23I

00:47:24thought

00:47:24there

00:47:24was

00:47:25something

00:47:25wrong

00:47:25with

00:47:25Charlie

00:47:26Hood

00:47:27he

00:47:27let

00:47:27me

00:47:27off

00:47:28lightly

00:47:28when

00:47:28I

00:47:28told

00:47:29him

00:47:29I

00:47:29didn't

00:47:29knock

00:47:29your

00:47:30door

00:47:32eh

00:47:32a

00:47:33knocking

00:47:33door

00:47:34ought

00:47:34to be

00:47:34a

00:47:34dear

00:47:34to

00:47:35oughtn't

00:47:35it

00:47:35and

00:47:36may

00:47:36I

00:47:36ask

00:47:37a

00:47:37question

00:47:37oh

00:47:38god

00:47:38aye

00:47:39what

00:47:40is

00:47:40the

00:47:40role

00:47:40of

00:47:40massaging

00:47:41the

00:47:41health

00:47:41of

00:47:41the

00:47:42body

00:47:42massage

00:47:44absolutely

00:47:44sweet

00:47:45bugger

00:47:45all

00:47:45see

00:47:46I

00:47:47thought

00:47:47so

00:47:48because

00:47:49Charlie

00:47:49Hood

00:47:49told me

00:47:50it had

00:47:50an

00:47:50important

00:47:50role

00:47:51and

00:47:51that

00:47:51you

00:47:51would

00:47:51tell

00:47:52me

00:47:52about

00:47:52it

00:47:53all

00:47:53makes

00:47:54sense

00:47:54now

00:47:54because

00:47:55if

00:47:55massage

00:47:56had

00:47:56an

00:47:56important

00:47:57role

00:47:57in

00:47:57the

00:47:57health

00:47:57of

00:47:57the

00:47:58body

00:47:58Mr

00:47:58Bybugger

00:47:59would

00:47:59have

00:47:59definitely

00:48:00included

00:48:00it

00:48:00in

00:48:01the

00:48:0110

00:48:01day

00:48:01initiation

00:48:02training

00:48:02course

00:48:02wouldn't

00:48:03he

00:48:04so

00:48:04see

00:48:05what

00:48:05I

00:48:06mean

00:48:06I

00:48:06see

00:48:06what

00:48:07you

00:48:07mean

00:48:07but

00:48:07I

00:48:08don't

00:48:08think

00:48:08Mr

00:48:08Bybugger

00:48:09exploited

00:48:09Alanna

00:48:10and

00:48:10Pontefract

00:48:11aye

00:48:11he

00:48:11did

00:48:12how

00:48:13do

00:48:13you

00:48:13know

00:48:13Alanna

00:48:13didn't

00:48:13want

00:48:14to

00:48:15experiment

00:48:15sexually

00:48:16with

00:48:16Mr

00:48:16Bybugger

00:48:17the

00:48:17exploitation

00:48:18was

00:48:18unadulterated

00:48:19I

00:48:20wouldn't

00:48:20be

00:48:20surprised

00:48:20if

00:48:20Alanna

00:48:21had

00:48:21wanted

00:48:21to

00:48:21experiment

00:48:22with

00:48:22him

00:48:22Mr

00:48:23Bybugger

00:48:23is

00:48:23very

00:48:24broad

00:48:24minded

00:48:24he

00:48:25is

00:48:26not

00:48:26he's

00:48:27openly

00:48:27bisexual

00:48:28he

00:48:28is

00:48:29definitely

00:48:30not

00:48:30Bobby

00:48:30does

00:48:31not

00:48:31entertain

00:48:31bent

00:48:32goings

00:48:32on

00:48:32that's

00:48:33not

00:48:37Bobby

00:48:37would

00:48:37not

00:48:38approve

00:48:38two

00:48:38guys

00:48:39using

00:48:39Adonis

00:48:40health

00:48:40club

00:48:40for

00:48:40a

00:48:40sexual

00:48:41experiment

00:48:41I

00:48:42agree

00:48:42with

00:48:42the

00:48:42no

00:48:42sex

00:48:43in

00:48:43the

00:48:43premises

00:48:43rule

00:48:44because

00:48:45unchecked

00:48:45sex

00:48:46in

00:48:46the

00:48:46premises

00:48:46would

00:48:47tend

00:48:47to

00:48:47discourage

00:48:48new

00:48:48members

00:48:48from

00:48:48joining

00:48:49and

00:48:49existing

00:48:50members

00:48:50from

00:48:50renewing

00:48:51who's

00:48:51going

00:48:52to

00:48:52enforce

00:48:52a

00:48:52no

00:48:52nookie

00:48:53rule

00:48:53of

00:48:53building

00:48:54this

00:48:54size

00:48:55someone

00:48:55will

00:48:56have

00:48:56to

00:48:56try

00:48:56to

00:48:56enforce

00:48:57it

00:48:58you

00:48:58know

00:48:58you

00:48:58said

00:48:59you

00:48:59were

00:48:59beating

00:48:59it

00:48:59well

00:48:59I

00:49:00would

00:49:00beat

00:49:00it

00:49:00if

00:49:00I

00:49:00was

00:49:01you

00:49:01what

00:49:01do

00:49:01you

00:49:02think

00:49:02of

00:49:02the

00:49:02no

00:49:02sex

00:49:03in

00:49:03the

00:49:03premises

00:49:03rule

00:49:04Mr.

00:49:04Dick

00:49:04because

00:49:05if I

00:49:06leave

00:49:06here

00:49:06who

00:49:07will

00:49:07be

00:49:07left

00:49:08to

00:49:08try

00:49:08to

00:49:08enforce

00:49:09it

00:49:11Mr.

00:49:12Dick

00:49:12yes

00:49:13don't

00:49:14you

00:49:14mind

00:49:14me

00:49:14taking

00:49:15the

00:49:15closed

00:49:15circuit

00:49:15monitor

00:49:16back

00:49:16no

00:49:17oh

00:49:19do

00:49:20you

00:49:20think

00:49:20I

00:49:21could

00:49:21tolerate

00:49:22not

00:49:22trusting

00:49:22anyone

00:49:23I

00:49:24mean

00:49:25is

00:49:25it

00:49:25relevant

00:49:26that

00:49:26I

00:49:26also

00:49:26don't

00:49:27trust

00:49:27Charlie

00:49:27Hood

00:49:29Bobby

00:49:30phoned

00:49:30up

00:49:31and

00:49:31Murdo

00:49:32covered

00:49:32for

00:49:33you

00:49:33Murdo

00:49:33covered

00:49:34then

00:49:34Bobby

00:49:34phoned

00:49:35back

00:49:35covered

00:49:35for

00:49:35me

00:49:36found

00:49:36out

00:49:37Murdo

00:49:37was

00:49:38lying

00:49:39thanks

00:49:40son

00:49:40don't

00:49:40thank

00:49:41me

00:49:41don't

00:49:41worry

00:49:41about

00:49:42Bobby

00:49:42I

00:49:42won't

00:49:42because

00:49:43I'll

00:49:43look

00:49:43after

00:49:43Bobby

00:49:43for

00:49:44you

00:49:44don't

00:49:44say

00:49:44anything

00:49:44to

00:49:44Mr.

00:49:45Bybugger

00:49:45I'll

00:49:45put on

00:49:46a helpful

00:49:46word

00:49:46please

00:49:47don't

00:49:48because

00:49:48I

00:49:48didn't

00:49:48intend

00:49:48to

00:49:49help

00:49:49you

00:49:49if

00:49:50you

00:49:50shouldn't

00:49:50have

00:49:50been

00:49:50out

00:49:50I

00:49:50wouldn't

00:49:51have

00:49:51helped

00:49:51you

00:49:51if

00:49:51I

00:49:51had

00:49:51known

00:49:52you

00:49:52shouldn't

00:49:52have

00:49:52been

00:49:52out

00:49:53I

00:49:53was

00:49:53confused

00:49:54sorry

00:49:56so

00:49:57Donnie

00:49:58guess

00:49:58who's

00:49:59the

00:49:59Empire

00:49:59hotel

00:49:59now

00:50:00wait a

00:50:00wee

00:50:00minute

00:50:00Murdo

00:50:02where you

00:50:02gone

00:50:03I'm

00:50:03returning

00:50:03the

00:50:04monitor

00:50:04to

00:50:04reception

00:50:05okay

00:50:05but

00:50:05back

00:50:05along

00:50:06here

00:50:06right

00:50:06after

00:50:06we're

00:50:07doing

00:50:07you

00:50:07the

00:50:07massage

00:50:08the

00:50:08now

00:50:08but

00:50:09Donald

00:50:09doesn't

00:50:09want

00:50:09to

00:50:09give

00:50:10me

00:50:10one

00:50:10he

00:50:10does

00:50:11he

00:50:11said

00:50:11he

00:50:11didn't

00:50:12so

00:50:12get

00:50:12ready

00:50:12eh

00:50:13what

00:50:13you

00:50:14don't

00:50:14mister

00:50:14dick

00:50:15do

00:50:15you

00:50:15no

00:50:16I

00:50:16it

00:50:16was

00:50:17only

00:50:17pulling

00:50:17your

00:50:17leg

00:50:18earlier

00:50:18Murdo

00:50:18sir

00:50:18he'd

00:50:19love

00:50:19to

00:50:19give

00:50:19you

00:50:19a

00:50:19massage

00:50:20be

00:50:20gorgeous

00:50:20oh

00:50:21no

00:50:22thanks

00:50:22because

00:50:23massage

00:50:23does

00:50:23not

00:50:24have

00:50:24an

00:50:24important

00:50:25role

00:50:25in

00:50:25the

00:50:25health

00:50:25of

00:50:25the

00:50:26body

00:50:26and

00:50:26if

00:50:26you

00:50:26think

00:50:26I'm

00:50:27wasting

00:50:27my

00:50:27time

00:50:27my

00:50:28labour

00:50:28giving

00:50:28Murdo

00:50:28one

00:50:28of

00:50:29my

00:50:29good

00:50:29massages

00:50:29he

00:50:30definitely

00:50:30won't

00:50:30accept

00:50:31my

00:50:31nookie

00:50:31in the

00:50:31premises

00:50:32he

00:50:32won't

00:50:33it

00:50:33oh

00:50:33how come

00:50:34you know

00:50:35he won't

00:50:35accept

00:50:35I

00:50:35just

00:50:36want

00:50:36my

00:50:36nookie

00:50:37I

00:50:37told

00:50:37you

00:50:37not

00:50:38to

00:50:38bring

00:50:38it

00:50:38up

00:50:38because

00:50:39you

00:50:39promised

00:50:39me

00:50:39the

00:50:40footballer

00:50:40didn't

00:50:40I

00:50:42you

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01:10:25Tonight, the one

01:10:28The only love in the end

01:10:35We're chancing romance

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