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First broadcast 27th July/3rd August 2000.
Lee Ross - Ryan Pratt
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
Mark Womack - Jason Pratt
Emma Rydal - Mikey
Gaynor Faye - Holly Quinn
Claudie Blakley - Kelly Powell
Nicholas Gleaves - Rick Powell
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
James Thornton - Scott Bradley
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
Michael Angelis - Chris Hurst
Stephanie Putson - Heidi Hurst
Annette Bentley - Pauline Pearce
Naomi Hurtault - Raquel Pearce
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Sharon Duce - Sheila Hurst
Jason O'Mara - Lee Quinn
Lee Ross - Ryan Pratt
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
Mark Womack - Jason Pratt
Emma Rydal - Mikey
Gaynor Faye - Holly Quinn
Claudie Blakley - Kelly Powell
Nicholas Gleaves - Rick Powell
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
James Thornton - Scott Bradley
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
Michael Angelis - Chris Hurst
Stephanie Putson - Heidi Hurst
Annette Bentley - Pauline Pearce
Naomi Hurtault - Raquel Pearce
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Sharon Duce - Sheila Hurst
Jason O'Mara - Lee Quinn
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00:00:17I thought you hated Ryan Pratt as much as I did.
00:00:19I mean, moving in with our Joe's one thing, but getting engaged!
00:00:22Do you want a sausage?
00:00:23I don't want a sausage. I want an explanation.
00:00:26You've got your dad to thank for it.
00:00:27You want me dad?
00:00:29I'll get that.
00:00:31Dad?
00:00:35Well, if you're going to pick a wrong one, you might as well do a good job of it.
00:00:38And she's certainly done that.
00:00:40He's a liar. He's a thief. A crap builder.
00:00:43Oh, and who's that then, Matthew?
00:00:45Ryan.
00:00:47It's a shame you weren't there last night. You could have told him yourself.
00:00:50Oh, yeah. Congratulations.
00:00:53Here you are, love. Blue one's ears. Two sugars.
00:00:55Tell her, ma'am. I'll, er... I'll pass your message on to Ryan.
00:01:01I hope you'll be sputting it.
00:01:03Oh, you!
00:01:27Good morning.
00:01:32Where were you? I thought you were gonna come and warm the bed up.
00:01:36I was. I was on my way to clean my teeth and I bumped into my man. What could I
00:01:41do?
00:01:42You should've told her the truth that you're off the caravan to shag your fiancée as stupid.
00:01:46Oh, yeah. I'm really gonna say that, aren't I?
00:01:49It happened to you last night that you said the burglar alarm bloke were on his way.
00:01:53Oh, I know, but this alarm was from bloody... it was from another planet or something.
00:01:58You're sitting there with all these diagrams and Christ knows it just took forever.
00:02:03Oh, um... Ryan, listen, I...
00:02:06It's a skit. Don't be mad. Come here.
00:02:10I'm getting something to talk about, innit? You've got a ring on your finger now.
00:02:22Maybe we should close in curtains.
00:02:25Oh, I love you.
00:02:26I love you too. I just can't wait till we're married.
00:02:30It's gonna be brilliant.
00:02:32Tell me, every minute I can't be with you, I'm gonna work.
00:02:35I'm gonna start my own business, shitloads of money, house.
00:02:38Better than mum and dad's a classic.
00:02:41A swimming pool.
00:02:42Jacuzzi, sauna, anything you want. You're all footy, bitch.
00:02:46I just want you to have everything.
00:02:48I don't want all that. I wouldn't care less if we lived in a tent.
00:02:52I don't.
00:02:53All I want is love and honesty.
00:02:55Well, you've got that, haven't you?
00:02:57Somewhere in the big house.
00:02:59No.
00:03:00As long as you know what really matters.
00:03:04And you do, don't you?
00:03:05Yeah.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:13Why is dad on front, Brat?
00:03:14Oh, he's putting him straight about wedding.
00:03:17What, cancelling it?
00:03:18No, unfortunately.
00:03:21He's telling him that we are paying for our Joanna's wedding.
00:03:24Despite what she wants.
00:03:26What does Jo want?
00:03:27No, not Jo.
00:03:29Her, Mrs. Pratt.
00:03:31Last night.
00:03:33Of course, Jim and me wouldn't dream of letting you pay for the sort of wedding that our Ryan expects.
00:03:40Flipping cheek.
00:03:41Stuck up cow.
00:03:42I thought we'd seen the worst of the in-laws after the last lot.
00:03:45Mum.
00:03:46Oh, I'm sorry, love.
00:03:48No, but be honest.
00:03:50I mean, Sharon was one thing but her mother.
00:03:53What's wrong with Pauline?
00:03:59Well, she's got a lot on her plate.
00:04:01Oh, and so did I have at her age.
00:04:04Did I let you run wild?
00:04:06Did I let you use foul language?
00:04:08No, I did not.
00:04:09Well, that's settled.
00:04:12We're paying for the wedding.
00:04:13Oh, good.
00:04:14That's how it should be.
00:04:16Well, we managed before, we'll manage again.
00:04:20Uh-oh.
00:04:21That means our Jo and I can arrange the wedding on our own.
00:04:24We won't have to see that awful woman till the wedding day.
00:04:27Yes.
00:04:27Mary, love.
00:04:30I've something to tell you.
00:04:34You what?
00:04:35Oh, no.
00:04:36Oh, no.
00:04:37No, no, no.
00:04:37All right, Francine.
00:04:39Keep your hair on.
00:04:40They're not the friggin' Addams family.
00:04:41I don't care if they're the Windsors.
00:04:43They are not coming to this house for dinner tonight.
00:04:45All right.
00:04:45I was only doing what I thought you would want me to do.
00:04:47I was compromising.
00:04:48Oh, excuse me.
00:04:49Well, I...
00:04:50You knew what I wanted.
00:04:51I wanted Ryan's wedding reception somewhere decent.
00:04:54Somewhere where the glasses aren't plastic.
00:04:57Somewhere where we don't stick to the carpet.
00:04:58Jo's the bride, isn't she?
00:04:59And you know what her mother's like for the...
00:05:01For church tradition and all that.
00:05:03Poor tradition, fiddlesticks.
00:05:04Mrs Mullin, she's nothing but an awkward battleaxe.
00:05:07Most women in her circumstances would be thrilled to see the daughter married in style.
00:05:12Francine, they're very proud people.
00:05:14Proud?
00:05:15What of?
00:05:16This?
00:05:17Now, this is something to be proud of.
00:05:19That nobody gave it to us, Jim.
00:05:21We started out no better off than the Mullins of this world.
00:05:25Only their thought won't admit it.
00:05:26Pride is nothing but jealousy.
00:05:28Is that it?
00:05:29Have you finished?
00:05:30No, I'm not finished.
00:05:31You have?
00:05:31Shut up!
00:05:34I have no choice about the wedding.
00:05:36That's the end of it.
00:05:37And whether you like it or whether you don't, their daughter is marrying our son.
00:05:41And all I was trying to do was find a little bit of common ground.
00:05:45Why?
00:05:45I don't like common ground any more than I like common people.
00:05:49Well, if you want this dinner tonight, I suggest you and your new best friend take yourself shopping.
00:05:54Cos I shan't be cooking so much as a crouton.
00:06:03I think I better go back indoors.
00:06:05I know.
00:06:05Come on.
00:06:06They're talking about the wedding.
00:06:10When do you think I should ask you?
00:06:14Ask him what?
00:06:16Best man.
00:06:19Jason.
00:06:20What else am I going to ask?
00:06:22I don't know.
00:06:23I've not really thought about it.
00:06:25Well, this we can guarantee he's going to make my dead funny speech at reception, eh?
00:06:30Bruce Forsyth.
00:06:32Yeah, if he turns up.
00:06:35Look, don't be mad about last night.
00:06:39He went to Leeds.
00:06:42He had to see some bloke about, you know, business is business, Jo.
00:06:47Is there really no-one else you're closer with?
00:06:50My dad would be mad anyway, wouldn't he, if I don't ask Chase?
00:06:54Imagine.
00:06:57What's up?
00:07:00What's in it?
00:07:01My sister.
00:07:03I'm just not as trusting of him as you, that's all.
00:07:07It's hard to explain.
00:07:11It's like he's always playing a game with me.
00:07:14I just think you're better than him, that's all.
00:07:17Well, I should hope I'm better than him, cos I'm the one you're marrying.
00:07:22Look, darling, I know you don't know him, but he's been there when I've needed him.
00:07:27I don't like the way he acts with me.
00:07:30He makes me feel uncomfortable.
00:07:34Hey, that's a bit boring, isn't it?
00:07:36You should've done as loud as Catty in here.
00:07:38Flowers?
00:07:38What, for me?
00:07:39Oh, you shouldn't have a-
00:07:40Not for you, they're for you, Jo.
00:07:43Sorry I couldn't make it last night.
00:07:45All right.
00:07:46I understand, do you need me to come out your way?
00:07:48No, I didn't.
00:07:49I was gonna pick Ryan up anyway.
00:07:51Pick me up?
00:07:51Yeah, I thought we could have a lads day out, you know, seeing as I missed last night.
00:07:54You've got work, haven't you?
00:07:55Yeah, I'm working.
00:07:56Today.
00:07:57Aye, Mr. Reliable.
00:07:58It's a shame, I was looking forward to that.
00:08:01Well, look, I'll give you a lift to work anyway.
00:08:03Yeah, right, all right.
00:08:04I'll just jump in the shower.
00:08:06We've got to move on.
00:08:07Right.
00:08:08You won't want to be late clocking on.
00:08:21But, Mary, love, how can we not go?
00:08:25How would our Jo feel if she knew her in-laws had invited us round to celebrate her engagement and
00:08:31we had snubbed them like that?
00:08:33We've only just got our daughter back, Mary.
00:08:35I've made enough compromises for that brat family and this is just one too many.
00:08:41Let's do right by our Jo, ma'am, eh?
00:08:46I mean, if you'd had your way, I'd have never married Shazza in first place, would I?
00:08:50And would that have been such a bad thing?
00:08:53Yeah, it would.
00:08:54Because I'd have spent the rest of my life wondering what might have been.
00:08:58I'd have always have blamed you.
00:09:01At least it were my mistake.
00:09:03And Shazza's.
00:09:06Come on, ma'am, it's only a dinner.
00:09:12Well, both of you go upstairs and get your best suits down.
00:09:15They'll need a good press.
00:09:16What, we have to go as well?
00:09:17Matthew, we all go together or not at all.
00:09:20That woman thinks because she's got money our Jo's not fit for her son.
00:09:24Well, tonight this Mullen family will sit round her blooming table
00:09:28and show her something that money can't buy.
00:09:31A united, loving family.
00:09:44Nice place you've got here.
00:09:47It's only temporary.
00:09:50So, er, I'm surprised you didn't see your face last night.
00:09:54Where were you?
00:09:56I was in Liverpool.
00:09:58With a woman.
00:10:00Drowning on me sorrows leg.
00:10:02Seeing as me first choice was at our own engagement do.
00:10:06Still, I made the best man Winnie.
00:10:11Shall I put these in some water?
00:10:13Yeah.
00:10:16Will you just stop?
00:10:19Stop what?
00:10:22You've been like this since I met you.
00:10:24What are you waiting for?
00:10:26Me to say, oh, yes, please, Jason, so you can go running back to Ryan,
00:10:29seeing what a slag I am?
00:10:39Are you going to get there?
00:10:41Are you going to get there?
00:10:56Hello?
00:10:58Oh, hi, Jodin.
00:11:01Er, Ryan?
00:11:03No, no, no, he's in the shower.
00:11:06Oh, yeah, of course I will.
00:11:09Er, training?
00:11:12Oh, oh, yeah, I'd love a lift.
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:17Me?
00:11:18Oh, no, no, no, I'm fine.
00:11:21Yeah, okay.
00:11:23All right, I'll see you.
00:11:24Yeah, bye.
00:11:30Sorry.
00:11:30Sorry to scare you?
00:11:31No, no, no, you're all right.
00:11:33You're all right.
00:11:35Mm-hmm.
00:11:36The posture's called.
00:11:37Sounded important.
00:11:38What do you want?
00:11:39Oh, no, it has something to do with five sides.
00:11:41Right, all right, I'll best be off then.
00:11:43I love you.
00:11:44See you.
00:11:44All right, come on.
00:11:48See you, doll.
00:11:55Jacket.
00:11:56Sorry.
00:11:58I love you, darling.
00:12:00Mwah.
00:12:02Love you.
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:17Oh, look.
00:12:18Happy families.
00:12:22Look, Rick, I know this is a horrible situation, but you've got to move on.
00:12:29Stop blaming it all on yourself.
00:12:31Who else is there to blame?
00:12:33Well, Geraldine had as much to do with it as you.
00:12:36Yeah, but I should have known.
00:12:38When she first came to me, I should have said no instead of...
00:12:42Well, anyway, I never.
00:12:44And now it's not just me and her.
00:12:46It's Georgie, bitch, you know.
00:12:48Oh, Rick, you've got to get that out of your mind.
00:12:50Oh, though, Cal.
00:12:52How can I do that, knowing that now Diane's gone,
00:12:54I'll probably never have a family of me own?
00:12:57Knowing that my son, all right,
00:13:00that I might have a son who's growing up
00:13:02and I'm not allowed anywhere near him.
00:13:07I think Dave's right.
00:13:08I should just sling me up and leave Castlefield for good.
00:13:11You can't do that, Rick.
00:13:12This is your home, too.
00:13:15Look, one way or another, we've...
00:13:17we've just got to find a way around this.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:23Maybe.
00:13:26Perhaps things will change when baby's born, eh?
00:13:40I bet you can't wait to have that baby.
00:13:44Why?
00:13:47What are you saying?
00:13:47Have I been whinging or something?
00:13:49No, I...
00:13:51I just meant it looked a lot to be carrying round.
00:13:54Oh, right.
00:13:56There's a lot more trouble after they're born, believe me.
00:13:59I'm naked enough now, never mind what's coming.
00:14:03I mean, Dave's great, but, you know, there's only so much you can do.
00:14:07You want me to take proper maternity leave this time.
00:14:11You know, now we've got Ryan.
00:14:13Well, he's right.
00:14:14What am I paying Ryan for if it's not to take the pressure off?
00:14:17It's just so hard to take my hands off the wheel.
00:14:21He is doing all right, though, isn't he, Ryan?
00:14:24Oh, Joe, I don't know what I'd do without him.
00:14:26Honestly, he's got a real man for the motor trade.
00:14:31It's funny, right?
00:14:32Somebody had come up to me six months ago
00:14:34and said Ryan Pratt would be my most reliable employer at a left.
00:14:40Oh, Joe, you don't mind me saying that, do you?
00:14:42I mean, you know, that was then and this is now.
00:14:45He's making a real go for this, Joe, honestly.
00:14:48He's...he's great.
00:14:49I wouldn't say that lightly.
00:14:52Geraldine, erm, can you pull over?
00:14:56Eh?
00:14:58What for?
00:14:59We're late enough as it is, Joe.
00:15:01Can you stop the car?
00:15:08Okay, Joe, what's wrong?
00:15:12Oh, Joe, you're really worrying me now. What's the matter?
00:15:14I'm scared, Geraldine.
00:15:17I'm scared out of me wits.
00:15:19Last night...
00:15:21Ryan and Jason, I saw them.
00:15:25Where?
00:15:26At the garage.
00:15:32Hey, you lot know what's keeping Joe?
00:15:34I can take a guess.
00:15:37Hey, a caravan's on spring.
00:15:40I bloody hope so.
00:15:41She'll be sad all used to us with a stiff back.
00:15:43Hey, it was a good night last night, wasn't it?
00:15:45Oh, yeah.
00:15:46Hey, do you see Joe's mum and Francine having a go at each other?
00:15:49It was like at the end of Jurassic Park.
00:15:50What?
00:15:51I'm surprised you didn't get stuck in yourself, dear Mikey,
00:15:53with them bloody clothes of yours.
00:15:55Right, anybody seen Geraldine?
00:15:56No, Joe's not here either.
00:15:58Flamin' no, I wanted to see her about buying some new gear.
00:16:00What, like new balls?
00:16:02Francine won your last set out, actually.
00:16:04Ooh, I wish.
00:16:05Anyway, I'm sorry I can't stand here all day letting you take the piss ball.
00:16:08I have got an important meeting to go to.
00:16:10But if you do see Geraldine, ask you to give me a bell.
00:16:13Bye.
00:16:13Bye, Joe, boss.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:20Do you fancy going to take pictures tonight?
00:16:22Me and a couple of lads off watch are going into town.
00:16:25Er, erm, I can't actually, I'm busy.
00:16:29Oh, right.
00:16:31Just thought I'd ask.
00:16:33Oh, and, er, Luke's a lot better.
00:16:35In case you were wondering.
00:16:41Are you busy in or busy at?
00:16:42Only I'm getting a video on a Chinese for me, kids.
00:16:46I'm gonna ask if you fancied it.
00:16:48Yeah, sounds great, thanks.
00:16:49Great.
00:16:50Right, come on then, you lot.
00:16:51Let's get out there.
00:16:52There's only nine of us.
00:16:53Oh, shame Jim Pratt never stayed.
00:16:55Come on, come on.
00:16:59You probably think I'm being stupid, don't you?
00:17:01No, no, but I do think you might have been jumping to conclusions.
00:17:06I probably have, haven't I?
00:17:08Well, like I say, you might have.
00:17:10So let's clear it up.
00:17:12Let's go to the garage and see Ryan.
00:17:13No, please, Geraldine.
00:17:15Er, I don't want Ryan thinking we don't trust him.
00:17:18Er, me and you are the only people who do.
00:17:20And if I am wrong, or especially if he finds out I've told you,
00:17:24I don't think he'll ever forgive me.
00:17:27Please.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:31We'll go and find out for ourselves.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:42Jim?
00:17:44Yes, Jim?
00:17:44I'm sorry about Francine last night.
00:17:46You know, going on about us paying for the wedding.
00:17:49But it's that bloody embarrassed I wanted to disappear up my own jacksie.
00:17:52Ah, sure.
00:17:53They're made different from us, Jim.
00:17:54Thank God for that Black Forest ghetto.
00:17:56That's something I recognise.
00:17:57Oh, our Joe loves that.
00:17:59Now, she had that when we took her out for her 18th birthday.
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:02Lovely restaurant.
00:18:03So it should have been.
00:18:04Nearly 12 quid a head.
00:18:06Just for the food.
00:18:07Well, it's worth it, isn't it, to see Joe happy?
00:18:09Oh.
00:18:10For her, I'd pay anything.
00:18:12Yeah, she's a lovely girl, Jim.
00:18:14Right.
00:18:14There's no malice in her.
00:18:16She always sees the best in people.
00:18:19She doesn't only see the best in them.
00:18:20She brings it out in them, doesn't she?
00:18:22All round's a different lad since she's met your Joe.
00:18:25He is, isn't he?
00:18:28It's a funny lad, our Ryan, you know.
00:18:30He...
00:18:32He'll only give you back what you give him,
00:18:33and maybe I haven't been giving him as much as...
00:18:36Well, maybe I should, you know.
00:18:38And our Joe?
00:18:39Oh, she's crazy, isn't she?
00:18:41I only wish I'd have worked it out 20 years ago.
00:18:44Two of them, eh, Jim?
00:18:46Yep, that's no problem.
00:18:47Just ask for Ryan Pratt.
00:18:49All right.
00:18:49Bye now.
00:18:51Hey, another satisfied punter.
00:18:53Oh.
00:18:55What happened to five a side?
00:18:56Well, watching ten women run around like butchers' dogs
00:18:59made me feel knackered,
00:19:00so, er, I thought I'd come here and remind myself
00:19:02what I'm still good at.
00:19:04Er, plus, er, I need you to do something for me.
00:19:07Erm, I promised Mr Coates over on Bushmill Lane
00:19:09we'd get his motor back to him today,
00:19:10so, er, if you would.
00:19:12Yeah, no problem.
00:19:13That's the, er, Green Forrester, isn't it?
00:19:16Yeah.
00:19:16Right.
00:19:16OK.
00:19:18Right.
00:19:19OK, then.
00:19:20I'll, er,
00:19:21be back in about an hour.
00:19:23Yeah.
00:19:23Oh, Ryan, I tell you what,
00:19:25you may as well take the rest of the day off.
00:19:26I'm here now.
00:19:27Sure.
00:19:28You don't want me coming back for help, well?
00:19:30Yeah, I'm sure.
00:19:31Go on.
00:19:32Go and make up for some of that kip you lost last night.
00:19:35Go on, quit before I change my mind.
00:19:37You're the boss.
00:19:42Yes, it's me.
00:19:43Yeah, I got that there.
00:19:46And I'll search me.
00:19:49Yeah, all right, then.
00:19:50I'll, er, I'll see you later.
00:19:57Go on.
00:19:58Right.
00:20:01Let's get cracking.
00:20:02Are we gonna start in here?
00:20:03No.
00:20:04Where you saw last night, workshop.
00:20:07Geraldine, I, I know you think this'll probably turn out to be nothing,
00:20:10but if I have worried you for no reason,
00:20:12I wanna say sorry now.
00:20:14I mean, you've got a lot on your plate,
00:20:15what, with baby and everything.
00:20:16I, I just hope I'm not wasting your time.
00:20:19Well, I hope you are.
00:20:20For both of us.
00:20:22Come on.
00:20:28Oh, hold on here.
00:20:29Defrost for at least two hours before serving.
00:20:32Everything all right?
00:20:33Oh, fantastic, love.
00:20:35Come on, Francine.
00:20:36Out of my kitchen.
00:20:41Jim.
00:20:41Yes, love?
00:20:42Could I have a word?
00:20:44Of course.
00:20:47Excuse me just a minute, Jimmy.
00:20:48Yeah.
00:20:49Go ahead.
00:20:54Black Forest Gatto?
00:20:56Cumberland Sausage?
00:20:57Well, why don't we go the whole hog and just eat it a flaming transport calf?
00:21:01Oh, I was waiting for this.
00:21:02Oh, well, I'm glad not to disappoint you.
00:21:04Francine, this morning you said the dinner was down to me and Jimmy.
00:21:07Well, I'm aware of that.
00:21:09Well, what do you expect?
00:21:10Not to be let down.
00:21:12That's what I expect.
00:21:13But for crying out loud, you know I can't bloody cook.
00:21:16So?
00:21:16Nor can half the women at the golf club.
00:21:18Margaret Charlton can't even cook toast.
00:21:20Oh, come on.
00:21:21She always has lovely food.
00:21:22No, Jim.
00:21:23Marks do lovely food.
00:21:25Oh, yes, that's Margaret's dirty little secret.
00:21:27Well, why didn't you send me there?
00:21:29Because I thought after all these years a bit of pernish might have rubbed off on you.
00:21:36Francine, love, listen, tonight is about Ryan and Joe.
00:21:39Yes, and we're the hosts.
00:21:41Now, I've already agreed to let that lot pay for the wedding reception.
00:21:44But tonight, Jim, tonight's my one chance.
00:21:47Your chance for what?
00:21:49To set the tone.
00:21:50To show that family what a bit of class looks like.
00:21:53And it does not look like Cumberland flaming sausage.
00:22:13Oh, yeah.
00:22:14You got what you're trying to do?
00:22:15Kill me.
00:22:17Relax.
00:22:18This motor's glued to the road.
00:22:20My arse in this seat.
00:22:22Never a dull moment with me, right?
00:22:23Oh, you don't say.
00:22:24I never noticed.
00:22:26Come on, where's this engagement present you said you got me?
00:22:29How far?
00:22:29Be patient.
00:22:31So, er, how'd you talk the person to letting you go, then?
00:22:34Oh, never.
00:22:35She just came in and said, take the rest of the day off.
00:22:38Need some sleep after last night.
00:22:39Oh, you don't think she...
00:22:40I see me.
00:22:41Yeah.
00:22:41Why should she?
00:22:43Listen, I told you there'd be no comebacks and there won't be.
00:22:46We should do it again sometime.
00:22:48Take them the piss?
00:22:49After we nearly got caught?
00:22:50No way.
00:22:51Yeah, whatever.
00:22:52What do you want 3K a week for, anyway?
00:22:57But where's this present?
00:22:59The glove compartment.
00:23:04Is this your spare keys?
00:23:06No Ryan Yorkies.
00:23:08What?
00:23:08Well, wake up, mastermind.
00:23:09The motor is your present.
00:23:11Jim.
00:23:13You're winding me up.
00:23:14Don't look like a winding, you know.
00:23:16It's yours!
00:23:29Jim!
00:23:32Yes, my sweet?
00:23:33There's one more thing.
00:23:34Half a pound of Pecorino.
00:23:36Now, if they haven't got any, we'll have to make do with Parmesan.
00:23:40Reggiano, mind.
00:23:42Bye!
00:23:47Oh!
00:23:47Mr. Mullen!
00:23:49Oh, yes.
00:23:50I thought to see it as your cooking now, I'd just nip home and change.
00:23:53Oh, James, James, James.
00:23:55Every Fanny needs a Johnny.
00:23:57Excuse me?
00:23:58The veg needs peeling.
00:24:01Oh!
00:24:05It's gorgeous.
00:24:07Yeah, it's all yours.
00:24:09No, mate.
00:24:11It's out of my league, you keep it.
00:24:13I don't get you.
00:24:14I don't get you.
00:24:15What is your league?
00:24:16Second?
00:24:17Third?
00:24:17This is me you're talking to, kid.
00:24:19I know you're better than you know yourself.
00:24:21Yeah, and?
00:24:21And!
00:24:22I know, I know that you won't be able to walk away from this.
00:24:25But just forget about the busies for the minute.
00:24:27How easy was last night?
00:24:29Well, that's pretty easy.
00:24:30Piss easy!
00:24:31Piss easy!
00:24:32Piss easy!
00:24:32And there's plenty more where that came from.
00:24:34Plenty for the both of us.
00:24:35Fine, you know, we can do it.
00:24:38Don't tell me you don't want it.
00:24:39Look, I do want it.
00:24:42But there's something I want a lot more.
00:24:43Last night when I got back to the caravan and Jo weren't there,
00:24:45I'm shitting myself, mate.
00:24:47It's just, I couldn't sleep without worrying what she'd think if she knew.
00:24:51Women like Jo, no disrespect, they always think the fella's up to no good.
00:24:55Just tell them what they want to hear, no harm done.
00:24:57You don't get it, do you?
00:24:58I love Jo.
00:24:59I don't want to lie to her.
00:25:00A little late for that, isn't it?
00:25:01Look, last night we're different, alright?
00:25:03I don't want to lie to Jo because I know she'd never lie to me.
00:25:05Jase, she's just the best person I've ever met in my whole life.
00:25:09Christ knows what she's doing with me.
00:25:10I don't know, but I'm trying.
00:25:12It's hard, but I'm trying, alright?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:16Well, take the car as an engagement person.
00:25:18You can tell Jo that, can't you?
00:25:19No.
00:25:20I can't.
00:25:21Because it's too flash for her.
00:25:22It's not for her.
00:25:23Look, Jase, if it's for me, it's for her, alright?
00:25:26She wouldn't like it.
00:25:27Wouldn't like it?
00:25:28Wake up, Ryan.
00:25:30Get out from under her thumb.
00:25:31Get yourself another girlfriend.
00:25:33One without a stick up her arse.
00:25:34Oh, what, like one of your blonde bimbos, eh?
00:25:36No, what, honest to God?
00:25:37I never thought you'd set up a second-rate.
00:25:40Second-rate town, second-rate job, second-rate girlfriend.
00:25:43Don't say that.
00:25:44What, you think your life's so bloody first-rate, don't you, eh?
00:25:46Well, you can shove it up your arse, mate.
00:25:48I don't want it.
00:25:48Keep it, alright?
00:25:49Keep it.
00:25:53I believe you.
00:25:56The question is, do you?
00:25:58No.
00:25:59Just, look.
00:26:00You haven't been listening to a word I said, have you?
00:26:03Just buy me a pint, alright?
00:26:06It's cheaper than it can.
00:26:14It's all alright, isn't it?
00:26:15Oh, yeah.
00:26:16As far as I can see.
00:26:17Oh, thank God.
00:26:19Oh, cheers, Geraldine.
00:26:20Yeah, I know.
00:26:21Listen, he's still in me bad books.
00:26:23I know he wasn't doing anything terrible, but I'm still pissed off about him meeting Jason here.
00:26:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry.
00:26:31I'll give him hell.
00:26:32Ah, listen, no, you will not.
00:26:34This dinner isn't gonna be as easy as it is.
00:26:35Francine and your mum.
00:26:37Talk to Ryan tomorrow.
00:26:38Yes.
00:26:42Yeah, I'll take that.
00:26:47What is it?
00:26:50Sure.
00:26:53Oh, Christ.
00:26:54What is it?
00:26:56It's a Vim plate, Jo.
00:26:57Oh, what's that?
00:27:01They're for identifying cards.
00:27:03They've rolled them on at the factory and nobody ever touches them.
00:27:07Except car thieves.
00:27:17You know, it's not too late, ma'am.
00:27:18We can still do a runner.
00:27:20I've never run away from anything in my life and I'm not starting now and nor are you.
00:27:28Oh, friggin' hell, I could even punch a doorbell.
00:27:34Well, you'll be all right tonight, Matthew.
00:27:36Bet Francine buys that quilted bog roll.
00:27:37Are you two determined to show us up?
00:27:40No, Mum.
00:27:41Well, behave yourselves then.
00:27:45Ah, there you are.
00:27:48Dad, you're wearing a dress.
00:27:52Oh, yes.
00:27:54Francine told me to wear it.
00:27:55Oh, did she?
00:27:56Well, you can just get it off.
00:27:58You look like Widow Twanky.
00:28:00Oh, dear.
00:28:02Oh, well.
00:28:06Now then, Mother.
00:28:10Oh, Mary.
00:28:13You look beautiful.
00:28:16Well, you've seen this before.
00:28:19Jimmy?
00:28:22Yes?
00:28:23Could you do the honours and show our guests into the lounge?
00:28:26Yes, will do.
00:28:30Jimmy?
00:28:31Well, it is my name, love.
00:28:33Yes, and mine's Mrs. Mullen.
00:28:38Oh.
00:28:41Tarson.
00:28:44There's only one explanation, Jo.
00:28:47I think Jason made him do it.
00:28:50I mean, we just got engaged.
00:28:52Why would he risk it all unless he had no choice?
00:28:54It wasn't Jason who had the keys to the workshop.
00:28:57It was Ryan.
00:29:00I mean, okay, you know, maybe he wasn't as involved as Jason, but...
00:29:05Oh, even so, Jo, he...
00:29:08I trusted him and he's let me down.
00:29:11I can't believe he's done it again.
00:29:14Me neither.
00:29:15Teresa and Eddie trusted him to do that work on their place and he let them down.
00:29:21I forgave him that time because he never meant any harm or at least that's what he said and I
00:29:26believed him.
00:29:31But last night, last night he knew what he was doing.
00:29:38I can't fool myself this time.
00:29:41What, like you've fooled yourself before?
00:29:44Hmm?
00:29:46Is that what you're saying, Jo?
00:29:50I don't know.
00:29:53I mean, maybe this is the first time he's lied.
00:29:58Maybe he's been lying from day one.
00:30:06I've never omitted this, not to anyone, but when Ryan were up in court over that stolen van, I said
00:30:16something to help him out.
00:30:18No, I lied.
00:30:20But he told me that he'd been conned, that he bought the van in good faith.
00:30:24What, and he asked you for an alibi?
00:30:25Oh, no, no, no.
00:30:26You were desperate.
00:30:28But he never, ever asked me.
00:30:30He just told me how it wasn't his fault.
00:30:35And I believed him.
00:30:38Oh.
00:30:40Oh, Jo.
00:30:44Well, the other half lives, eh, Mum?
00:30:46Oh, I'm not interested in what other folk have got.
00:30:49I'm more than happy with my lot.
00:30:52Well, I wouldn't mind living here.
00:30:54Only we are, perhaps.
00:30:57Here we go.
00:30:58Nice little drop of bubbly.
00:31:02Mary?
00:31:03Oh, thank you.
00:31:05Boys?
00:31:07No, I can't stand the stuff, either.
00:31:10Matthew nipped to the kitchen, there's plenty of beer in the fridge.
00:31:15Hello, everyone.
00:31:17Welcome to my home.
00:31:20Oh.
00:31:26So what are you gonna do? Call police?
00:31:30No.
00:31:32Geraldine, you can't protect Ryan. Not for my sake.
00:31:35You've got to think of yourself.
00:31:39I am thinking of myself.
00:31:43Jo, listen.
00:31:45The last thing I want is that lot snooping about.
00:31:47Word would soon go round, and the next thing you know, I'd lose the franchise.
00:31:50Well, we'd lose everything.
00:31:52Now for me and Dave to live on no more blues, nothing.
00:31:57Ryan.
00:31:57So what are you gonna do?
00:31:59Well, there's not a lot of candy, but I know one thing, Ryan's finished here.
00:32:02I wouldn't trust him to wash my cars, never mind, sell them.
00:32:05I could kill him.
00:32:07Honest to God, I'm so bloody angry.
00:32:12Come on, Jo, be careful.
00:32:15How are you gonna feel when you stop being angry?
00:32:17Hmm?
00:32:18Because I guarantee you will.
00:32:22Oh.
00:32:25Still love him.
00:32:46Mrs. Mullen.
00:32:49Er, no, no thank you.
00:32:51I'm still on me first.
00:32:52Oh, silly me.
00:32:53Champagne's such an acquired taste.
00:32:56Hi, hi, here's the boys.
00:32:58Evening all.
00:33:00Evening, son.
00:33:01Good to see you.
00:33:03Oh, don't you look handsome.
00:33:06It's a bad yourself, mother.
00:33:07Oh, he's a dear charmer.
00:33:10Here we go.
00:33:11Best bubbly for me best lad.
00:33:14Oh yeah, son, get all of this.
00:33:16Thanks, lad.
00:33:17Here we go.
00:33:18Cheers.
00:33:19Well, isn't this perfect?
00:33:21Well, almost.
00:33:22Hmm?
00:33:23Well, where's Jo?
00:33:24What's she doing?
00:33:24Hiding upstairs?
00:33:26Isn't she with you?
00:33:27Oh, now, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, I dare say she's lost track of time.
00:33:32Her little mind would be full of football and love, isn't that right, Mrs. Mullen?
00:33:36Well, not so full as she'd forget her manners.
00:33:39Well, whatever.
00:33:40There's absolutely no need to worry, because we're having Vichy Soise for our entree.
00:33:46Vichy what?
00:33:47Soise, it's cold soup.
00:33:49Mind you, the main course is Philet Vigneron, so I hope she's not going to be too long.
00:33:55Shall we go through?
00:33:57I'm sure she won't be long.
00:33:59Right.
00:34:08Come through.
00:34:10Come through.
00:34:14Oh.
00:34:16Very nice.
00:34:29Look, would you mind? Ryan and Jo will be sitting at the head of the table.
00:34:35You'll see you've all got individual place names.
00:34:38Well, either I'm drunk or the bloke who printed them was.
00:34:41Matthew.
00:34:41Actually, I did the calligraphy myself.
00:34:45Ignoramus.
00:34:47Cheek.
00:34:48Where's her manners?
00:34:49Yes, Mary.
00:34:50Well, she's serving up already and our joe's not here.
00:34:53Ma-ma'am, just sit down for a minute, eh?
00:34:56What? What?
00:34:56I'm just going to say a couple of things just while we're, you know, it's while we're waiting for Jo.
00:35:00Oh, all right.
00:35:05Well, firstly, Mr. and Mrs. M, Matthew, Luke, thanks.
00:35:10You know, I really appreciate you coming here tonight.
00:35:14You know, I can't tell you how much it means to me, having, you know, my family, Jo's around the
00:35:18same table.
00:35:20No, I can actually tell you. I can. It means the world to me.
00:35:25Uh, right, secondly, Mum, thanks for going to all this trouble.
00:35:28Oh, trouble.
00:35:45Jo.
00:35:52Listen, whatever you do, do for yourself, okay?
00:35:56Well, and I know Ryan's let me down, but that's just between me and him.
00:36:00Okay.
00:36:06Now I'm here, I don't know if I can face him.
00:36:15And, erm, most of all, er, you know, I'll say very much to you and, er, and, and me dad.
00:36:25You know, sticking by me when I didn't deserve it.
00:36:28You know, try some.
00:36:29Oh, right.
00:36:31Oh, I've got my scar on me, Beth and Abraham.
00:36:35I'll give you an excuse to buy some more, won't you?
00:36:39I'll go.
00:36:46Joanna.
00:36:47We were starting to get worried.
00:36:51Geraldine.
00:36:52Oh.
00:36:53All right, Francie.
00:36:54Oh.
00:36:56Now, come on.
00:37:02Ah.
00:37:03Here's our Jo now.
00:37:04Jo, where you been? We've been worried.
00:37:06Geraldine.
00:37:07Hiya, Jim.
00:37:08Er, listen, sorry to barge in on you like this.
00:37:09I don't wish to appear rude, Geraldine, but we were just about to eat.
00:37:13Thank you so much for dropping Jo off.
00:37:17So, what's the matter?
00:37:19I think you've got something to tell us.
00:37:22Like what?
00:37:23You know what?
00:37:26I haven't got a clue what I've done.
00:37:29Oh, please, Ryan, haven't you told enough lies?
00:37:32Do you know what? I swear to God, I haven't got a clue what...
00:37:34Will you shut up?
00:37:36Will you just shut up lying?
00:37:38Oh, God.
00:37:39Joanna, would you mind explaining yourself?
00:37:42Last night, I, er, I went to garage and I saw you and Jason
00:37:45after you said that you'd, er, gone to sort burglar alarm out.
00:37:48And then this morning, I, I found a load of money in your jacket.
00:37:52Yeah, it's for your ring.
00:37:53I, I lent the money off Jason to, to pay the rest of the ring.
00:37:56That's crap.
00:37:58Me and Geraldine went to garage.
00:38:01You and him are stealing cars, aren't you?
00:38:03No!
00:38:04And you're using Geraldine's garage to do it in.
00:38:07Bollocks.
00:38:08Where's your proof?
00:38:09Oh, right.
00:38:11Er...
00:38:12That do you.
00:38:15Oh, good God.
00:38:16What is it, Jim?
00:38:19Look, I am not stealing cars, right?
00:38:21I'm not.
00:38:22Look.
00:38:24I'll be straight for you.
00:38:25I've done wrong.
00:38:25I know what I...
00:38:27It's not that bad.
00:38:28You're blowing it all out of proportion.
00:38:29I lent him the workshop for one night, one frigging night,
00:38:33and...
00:38:33Jason, please, will you tell Joe?
00:38:37Yeah, it's true.
00:38:39It wasn't his idea.
00:38:40I suggested it.
00:38:42Last night was the first time we did it.
00:38:44Not the first time.
00:38:44The only time.
00:38:46I told you that.
00:38:47I told him that.
00:38:47Never again.
00:38:48Do you really think that that's what matters?
00:38:51You betrayed us.
00:38:54Geraldine gave you a chance, and she only did that because of me.
00:38:58Because I convinced her you were worth it, just like I convinced myself.
00:39:01You lied to me, right?
00:39:02And I can't trust you.
00:39:04And that's what matters.
00:39:05Look, I can't explain to you.
00:39:07I can't.
00:39:07Not in here.
00:39:08Not in front of everyone.
00:39:09Look, all I need is to speak to you for five minutes.
00:39:11I'm your own.
00:39:11What are you talking about?
00:39:13Need?
00:39:13Oh, I need to get me on my own so you can tie my head up with knots again.
00:39:16No!
00:39:17If you've got something to say, then say it now.
00:39:23All right.
00:39:24I've lied.
00:39:26I lied.
00:39:27I lied once.
00:39:28All right?
00:39:29And I hate myself for it.
00:39:31How do I know you're not lying now?
00:39:32Not.
00:39:38When you went to court, I lied for you.
00:39:42I made them believe that you never knew that that van was stolen.
00:39:46And I did that because I really, really believed it were the truth.
00:39:55Was it?
00:40:02I lied to you.
00:40:21You...
00:40:22You let me go in that witness box and swear on the Bible.
00:40:29You let me betray my whole family.
00:40:33You sat there and watched why I nearly destroyed every single thing I've ever believed in or loved.
00:40:39Most people couldn't do that to their worst enemy.
00:40:46Would you?
00:40:47I can't do it without you.
00:40:54All your life, Ryan, I've believed in you.
00:40:57I've backed you up, even though I made a fool of myself.
00:41:00It was just you and me against the world and I didn't care because I loved you so much.
00:41:06Well, how did it happen, Ryan?
00:41:08How did you turn out to be such a little shit?
00:41:11Oh, no.
00:41:11I'll tell you how it happened.
00:41:12I'll tell you how it happened.
00:41:14Because I gave you everything.
00:41:18Everything except the back of my hand.
00:41:20I'm so ashamed!
00:41:21I'm so ashamed!
00:41:24I'm so ashamed!
00:41:24Tara, love, I'm here.
00:41:28If you two were not through that door in ten seconds, I'm gonna break your legs.
00:41:34Come on.
00:41:36Joe, folks, listen to me.
00:41:38Please, listen to me.
00:41:39Come with me.
00:41:40Come with me.
00:41:41I'll see you in a minute.
00:41:42Joe, come with me.
00:41:43Joe!
00:41:49All right, Joe?
00:41:50No, not now, Dad.
00:41:58Yes, go on, smile.
00:42:00Got what you wanted now, haven't you?
00:42:02I want the same as any good mother.
00:42:06To see my children happy.
00:42:09So, no, I haven't got what I wanted.
00:42:12No more of you.
00:42:15Oh.
00:42:29So, I knew you'd come.
00:42:32Look.
00:42:34I can't live without you.
00:42:37All right?
00:42:38I was a different person in that court.
00:42:40I was a bad man.
00:42:41I was selfish, but you've changed me.
00:42:45Right?
00:42:45I love you.
00:42:47You're gonna come with me.
00:42:50Come on, let me talk to you.
00:42:51No.
00:42:52Look at me.
00:42:53Take this.
00:42:55No.
00:42:56Take it.
00:42:57No.
00:43:02There's nothing more to say.
00:43:05Ryan.
00:43:08Come on, get in.
00:43:13Ryan.
00:43:15Come on, get in.
00:43:45Hey, you've got enough stuff, haven't you?
00:43:47Anything to ever.
00:43:48Just leave it and I'll see to it.
00:43:49All right?
00:43:49Puff.
00:43:50Puff.
00:43:51Should you have.
00:43:52Are these yours?
00:43:54No.
00:43:54Anthea Turner's.
00:43:55Who do you think they are?
00:43:56Puff.
00:44:01Whoops.
00:44:04Are these yours?
00:44:05Might be.
00:44:06And?
00:44:08Luke!
00:44:10Hiya.
00:44:11How are you?
00:44:11How are you?
00:44:12Are you all right?
00:44:12Are you moving house?
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Slowly.
00:44:15Oh, great.
00:44:16We're running around the corner.
00:44:17Put on a hand without.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:19Great.
00:44:19I'll be here till Christmas if I leave it to them two.
00:44:21You all right?
00:44:23I'm fine.
00:44:24I'm fine.
00:44:26He insisted on coming with me.
00:44:28He's not used to it.
00:44:30I'll tell you what.
00:44:30You three take it easy.
00:44:31Me and Kelly will do all donkey work.
00:44:33All right?
00:44:33So.
00:44:34Put the kettle on then.
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:35I can do.
00:44:36And if you stick a brush up me arse, I'll sweep floor as I go along.
00:44:39So you all right?
00:44:40I'm fine.
00:44:41I'm fine.
00:44:43I'll take him on if I have you.
00:44:44Never mind helping us.
00:44:46Shall we go and see if Heidi's managed to get out of bed yet?
00:44:49Yeah.
00:44:50Really?
00:44:51Oh.
00:44:53See ya.
00:44:53See ya.
00:44:55See ya.
00:44:55Ben.
00:45:12I'm glad I went.
00:45:16No, I am.
00:45:18I'm really glad I went.
00:45:21It's made me realise how unfit I am.
00:45:26Maybe we should join a gym or something.
00:45:28Well, yeah.
00:45:30We could go together.
00:45:33Would you like that?
00:45:34Yeah, yeah.
00:45:36Ray?
00:45:38My gym.
00:45:42Aspinals.
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:43They've not got any vacancies either.
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:46Well, it's not the end of the world, is it?
00:45:48It's the third letter I've had this week saying the same thing.
00:45:51It's demoralising.
00:45:53Well, you shouldn't put yourself through it.
00:45:55How am I supposed to get a job if I don't put myself through it?
00:45:58I mean, you don't need a job.
00:46:02There's no rush.
00:46:03I want a job.
00:46:05I'm bored.
00:46:07I want to be doing something.
00:46:10Bored?
00:46:11Dad?
00:46:11During the day?
00:46:12Yeah, obviously.
00:46:14Oh my God, you look awful.
00:46:17Bored?
00:46:17I think I've got appendicitis.
00:46:19Well, doesn't it start in the middle when you've got appendicitis?
00:46:22Look, do you want me to spend some more time at home?
00:46:24No, that's not what I mean.
00:46:25Well, what is it you would like to do?
00:46:26Dad!
00:46:27Well, anything.
00:46:28As long as I was being useful.
00:46:30Dad!
00:46:30I'm talking to Kelly!
00:46:32I'm not, Will!
00:46:32And whose fault is that?
00:46:34Half past five this morning.
00:46:35Don't tell me you're not bloody well.
00:46:37You'll get yourself a cup of tea, Heidi.
00:46:38Get back to bed.
00:46:38Look, Kelly, will you just stand still for a minute?
00:46:42Dad, it's not a hangover.
00:46:43I've got a belly in.
00:46:45Look, Heidi, you'll just have to sleep it off.
00:46:48Don't shout at her.
00:46:49She's feeling delicate.
00:46:51Delicate?
00:46:52Oh, and you never have one too many, do you?
00:46:54Not till I look like that, I don't know.
00:46:56And she's the one who should be looking for a job, the lazy bugger.
00:46:59I've got to get to practise.
00:47:00Yeah, well, I'll drive you.
00:47:01Dad!
00:47:02I can walk.
00:47:03I'll drive you.
00:47:04Dad!
00:47:26I don't know how you think you're ever going to make a profit.
00:47:27Dad, if we're Ollie, we're not charging Ollie.
00:47:30Ollie's all very well, but it's no way to run a business.
00:47:33She paid the rental on the van.
00:47:35I'm very glad to hear it.
00:47:37You all right, love?
00:47:38Yeah, er, can anybody give us a lift of training?
00:47:42I'm late and I haven't any breakfast yet.
00:47:44I can, but it'll cost you.
00:47:45Don't be facetious.
00:47:46Your dad were only making a valid point.
00:47:49Is somebody going to answer that no?
00:47:51And even if we're not making any money, at least we're not getting into trouble.
00:47:54Well, that's the time.
00:47:55The least said about that business, the better.
00:47:59Morning.
00:48:00What are you doing here?
00:48:02We've come to see you.
00:48:04We've been evicted.
00:48:06Who is it, Matthew?
00:48:08It's, er, Shazza's mum.
00:48:12What are you doing here?
00:48:13I've been evicted.
00:48:15Oh, dear God.
00:48:17I wondered if you could look after kids for us while I go down to the benefit office and see
00:48:21if they can sort us out.
00:48:22No, we can't.
00:48:23Um.
00:48:23Matthew, this is not our problem.
00:48:25What's going on?
00:48:25We've had enough heartache from this family.
00:48:28I'm surprised you've got the gall to show your face here.
00:48:31Matthew, will you buy me some midget gems?
00:48:33Er, what's up with Jamie?
00:48:36I don't know.
00:48:37He keeps chucking up.
00:48:39Oh, she's not fit to be a mother, ma'am.
00:48:42I'll not turn a sick child away from my door.
00:48:44Come here, little one.
00:48:46Oh.
00:48:48Take him in, Dad.
00:48:49Come on, then.
00:48:50Can I leave her for two?
00:48:52Take her as far as she's got to go and get back here straight away.
00:48:58Is she not happy about us, then?
00:49:01Did you want a lift, Jo?
00:49:06Come on.
00:49:07Come on.
00:49:14Come on.
00:49:15All right.
00:49:22Hiya.
00:49:23Is Jo a pal?
00:49:25We may have seen it.
00:49:26We're gonna nail this thing on your head this morning.
00:49:28What a thing?
00:49:29Well, people turn up when they feel like it.
00:49:31We're supposed to start at 11 on the docks.
00:49:33There's only bloody half of them here.
00:49:34Right.
00:49:34Well, er, go easy on Jo.
00:49:36Jo is the captain.
00:49:37Jo should be setting examples.
00:49:41How is Jo?
00:49:42Oh, crushed.
00:49:44If I know her.
00:49:45I haven't seen her, to be honest, which is when I thought I might catch her here.
00:49:49What about Ryan?
00:49:50Has he been back?
00:49:52Has he broke her?
00:49:53He hasn't found her anything.
00:49:57I'm gonna get bollocked.
00:50:00I'm sorry.
00:50:01What for?
00:50:02Well, I always seem to say the wrong thing.
00:50:05It's Heidi you wanna say sorry to.
00:50:07Heidi?
00:50:08Why?
00:50:08She's getting worse.
00:50:09Look, we've been pretty wrapped up in each other.
00:50:12Why don't we go out for a meal tonight?
00:50:15All three of us.
00:50:19Whatever you say.
00:50:21And listen.
00:50:22About the job, I'll have a look around, see if there's anything going.
00:50:25Yeah, but proper jobs though, Chris.
00:50:27I don't want any favours, just cause I'm your girlfriend.
00:50:29I understand that.
00:50:30I don't wanna feel like a pillock.
00:50:31I understand that.
00:50:34Hey, get off home.
00:50:37I think I'll have to leave it up first.
00:50:49See ya.
00:50:53So you gonna tell them?
00:50:54Tell them what?
00:50:56I think you've been round for your two.
00:51:04Right, where are we going?
00:51:05Benefits office?
00:51:12Hey!
00:51:13Time to call this, eh?
00:51:14I'm sorry.
00:51:15I'm sorry.
00:51:16Jo, come on.
00:51:16Get a move on.
00:51:17Hiya, Jo.
00:51:18Hurry up.
00:51:19Okay.
00:51:20You'll know the score line up in two's.
00:51:23Let's go!
00:51:32You alright, Martin?
00:51:33No, I'm born.
00:51:35You alright, Martin?
00:51:37Yeah!
00:51:37Fine.
00:51:41Okay, come on!
00:51:42Get the place up!
00:51:44Go!
00:51:49Oi!
00:51:51Oi!
00:51:51What are you doing, you?
00:51:52What?
00:51:53What?
00:51:54What time did you call this?
00:51:55Er, yeah, I'm sorry I was moving out.
00:51:57I did tell you.
00:51:57No, you didn't.
00:51:58No, I did.
00:51:59I said I was gonna be late.
00:52:00No, you didn't.
00:52:00Yes, I did.
00:52:01Ask Kelly.
00:52:02She saw me.
00:52:03Look, just stop doing that.
00:52:05Stop what you're doing.
00:52:06What?
00:52:07I'm not having this.
00:52:08I want some discipline.
00:52:11I'm sorry you're not training with us.
00:52:12Not today.
00:52:13What are you talking about?
00:52:15Are you talking to me?
00:52:19Right.
00:52:21Let this be a lesson to all of you.
00:52:24If you're late in future, you don't train.
00:52:27And if you don't train, you don't play.
00:52:30This is a national league team.
00:52:32It's not bloody toy town.
00:52:34We have standards.
00:52:35You're not sending me home.
00:52:37You're not sending me home.
00:52:39I'm making a point.
00:52:41What is your problem?
00:52:42My problem is people who are bloody late.
00:52:45Your problem is that you're always flaming picking on me.
00:52:47No.
00:52:47Yeah.
00:52:48You're always embarrassing me in front of everybody.
00:52:50What are you talking about?
00:52:51So come on.
00:52:54Do you fancy me then or what?
00:52:57Sorry?
00:52:57What was that?
00:52:58Well, it's the only thing I can assume.
00:53:00What's going on?
00:53:02Don't flat yourself, darling.
00:53:04You can't get enough of me, can you?
00:53:11Well, that were a conversation stopper, weren't it, eh?
00:53:15Are we training or what?
00:53:18We're training.
00:53:20And what's she doing?
00:53:24She bloody well wants, as usual.
00:53:28What is your problem?
00:53:31Shithead.
00:53:33Has been.
00:53:37If you're gonna make threats, then see them through.
00:53:40Just leave it, all right?
00:53:41They're not gonna respect you.
00:53:42Do us a favour, Rita.
00:53:43You're not doing yourself any.
00:53:45Mecca, go on.
00:53:54Right, Chris.
00:53:55Bye, Mum.
00:53:57All right?
00:53:57All right.
00:53:58What's not your heart?
00:53:59Keeping up with Kelly?
00:54:01I mean, keeping up with her running, like.
00:54:03No.
00:54:03What?
00:54:05Because she's dead fit, isn't she?
00:54:06You know, with age gaff and that.
00:54:09I mean fit, as in, you know, good condition, I didn't mean fit.
00:54:13As in, yeah.
00:54:15I mean, I admire a bloke, you know, bloke who can fit your age.
00:54:21No, I do.
00:54:22I do, honest.
00:54:22I'm not being funny enough.
00:54:25Is that what you do?
00:54:28You and your brother.
00:54:30Odd jobs like you were doing this morning.
00:54:33Well, yeah, sort of.
00:54:34I mean, bit hit and miss, really, because we're crap.
00:54:37My dad reckons neither of us got head for business, and he's right, really.
00:54:40Never make any money out of it.
00:54:41Interesting.
00:54:44Because I'm thinking of broadening my horizons.
00:54:50Good play, Joe.
00:54:54Nice one, Kelly.
00:54:57Good play, Mikey.
00:55:04Congratulations, Holly.
00:55:06I'm not saying anything.
00:55:07If you think every time I talk to you it's because I fancy it,
00:55:09then I'm just going to keep your mouth shut.
00:55:11Fine.
00:55:12Great what?
00:55:13You're not even here as far as I'm concerned.
00:55:16Oh!
00:55:17Oh, God.
00:55:18What's happened?
00:55:19It's all right. She's just gone over on her ankle.
00:55:21Stop looking at it, love.
00:55:21You all right, Kelly?
00:55:22Does she look all right? No.
00:55:24Well, don't ask bloody dozy questions, then.
00:55:26It's all right, you're all right.
00:55:28I don't suppose you'd be interested in any kind of investment.
00:55:32Investment?
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:34I put some money in, find you a business manager.
00:55:37You know, someone to sort out your tax and insurance.
00:55:41Deal with things generally.
00:55:43All the stuff you say you're crap at.
00:55:45Someone who's not afraid to get their hands dirty, if needs be.
00:55:49Never mind going home.
00:55:51I'm going to take you to hospital, get you checked out properly.
00:55:53She's twisted it, that's me.
00:55:55It's not broken, you just need to rest up with her.
00:55:57Yeah, well, I'm not convinced.
00:55:59Oh, you're a bloody expert, are you?
00:56:00No, but I know when someone's in agony.
00:56:04No, just take me home, Holly. I'd rather be with Chris.
00:56:06Well, I'm coming with you, because I'm allowed in Holly's car.
00:56:10Listen, we'll get you home, we'll get you sorted out,
00:56:12and you won't have to put any pressure on it.
00:56:13Listen, Scott, I'm going to go in.
00:56:14I'm looking in.
00:56:15Will you mind Al Martin for us?
00:56:16Er, yeah.
00:56:17All right, see you. Ta-da.
00:56:20Kelly.
00:56:21Think about it.
00:56:24Well, I'll have to talk to my dad now, Matt.
00:56:26I'll make it worth your while.
00:56:29You and your brother.
00:56:30But that's just between you and me, okay?
00:56:33Oh, and if you could say that you're already looking for a third person,
00:56:38you know, someone to do your admin, et cetera,
00:56:41well, that'd help as well.
00:56:42Rather than it coming from me, because she's a...
00:56:45a very independent girl.
00:56:49Right.
00:56:54What you want to do is get some ice on it,
00:56:57and then spend the afternoon watching tally.
00:56:59That is broken. It's swollen. Look at it.
00:57:01Look, Holly, I'm a trained physiotherapist.
00:57:04I think I know the difference between a twist and a fracture.
00:57:06You don't want to jeopardise your football, Kelly.
00:57:08Do you think I'd let her?
00:57:10Who's that?
00:57:12Heidi?
00:57:13What's up with you?
00:57:15Heidi?
00:57:16Don't move the Kelly.
00:57:19You all right, love?
00:57:21You'll be all right, darling. You'll be okay.
00:57:25What are you doing? What's the matter with her?
00:57:27Oh, my God, where's Chris?
00:57:29Chris?
00:57:30Ambulance, yeah.
00:57:32Chris?
00:57:34Geraldine, it's Kelly, buddy.
00:57:36Chris, has no-one told you?
00:57:37What?
00:57:38Oh, no. Kelly, she's been taken home. She's done her uncle in.
00:57:42Oh, no.
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:45Kelly?
00:57:47Heidi?
00:57:49She's what?
00:57:51What happened?
00:57:52Where are you going, Chris?
00:57:53Understand, I don't want any private agendas.
00:57:55You want any private agendas?
00:57:56You're not a human, lad.
00:57:58Look, I don't fancy her. Do you want it in writing?
00:57:59And another thing, in the next match, play Holly, she's shit hot.
00:58:02She's undisciplined and she's a pain in the arse.
00:58:04I know she is, but she's bloody good, so play her.
00:58:08All right, Keith, give us a large scotch, please, and give the girls whatever they want.
00:58:12Hello, Jill.
00:58:14All right.
00:58:15You all right, love?
00:58:16Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:58:18Do you want a drink?
00:58:18Oh, yeah, I'd love one. I'll have a pint of lager.
00:58:22Keith, can I have a pint of lager, please?
00:58:49How'd you get off?
00:58:51They're putting us in a B&B on Milton Road.
00:58:55Could you take us round there with stuff?
00:59:01We just found her lying there.
00:59:03And we got straight on the phone for an ambulance and they got us straight here.
00:59:07They've been brilliant. I'm sure she's in good hands.
00:59:10Well, didn't you notice there was anything wrong?
00:59:12Didn't she say anything?
00:59:13No.
00:59:15Well, yeah, earlier on she thought she got appendicitis, but...
00:59:20Did she?
00:59:21When?
00:59:23Before we left for practice, but...
00:59:24So where was Chris?
00:59:26He drove me round to practice.
00:59:28He drove you round to practice?
00:59:31Heidi thought she had appendicitis.
00:59:33And Chris drove you round to practice.
00:59:35We assumed.
00:59:37We thought it was just a hangover.
00:59:39You know what she's like?
00:59:41My God.
00:59:43She were out while five o'clock this morning.
00:59:45It were a fair assumption.
00:59:47I don't believe this.
00:59:48Look!
00:59:48Oh!
00:59:50Shit!
00:59:51She's broken her ankle.
00:59:52Twisted it.
00:59:53Do I look like I care?
00:59:54Look.
00:59:55Even if she has got appendicitis, she'll be fine.
00:59:58I mean, I've had my appendix out.
01:00:00You don't get found covered in blood with appendicitis.
01:00:04Sheila.
01:00:05Chris!
01:00:06What happened?
01:00:06Where the hell have you been?
01:00:09How is she?
01:00:10Doctor's with her now.
01:00:11Where were you when your daughter needed you?
01:00:13Look.
01:00:14Sheila.
01:00:14We didn't know.
01:00:15Alright?
01:00:17You did know?
01:00:18She thought she had appendicitis, apparently.
01:00:20It'll be drugs.
01:00:22Drugs?
01:00:22Well, if she was out clubbing till God knows what time.
01:00:24Not that you'd have had a bloody clue where she was or who she was with.
01:00:28Er, Kelly.
01:00:28Why don't we go and get your ankle seen to her?
01:00:30No, I might be needed here.
01:00:32Kelly, love, go and get your ankle seen to her.
01:00:35Look.
01:00:35Just take it easy and I'll try and find out what's going on.
01:00:39Come on.
01:00:45I'll be with you.
01:00:47My God.
01:00:49What do you look like?
01:01:07She's gonna break that bloody thing if she's not careful.
01:01:14So, er, what was all that about?
01:01:16With Holly?
01:01:18I was just trying to make a point, you know.
01:01:20I want people turning up on time.
01:01:21I didn't mean that.
01:01:25Well, she...
01:01:26What?
01:01:30Dunno, she just gets me so I can't think straight.
01:01:33Rita was right. I should've made her go home.
01:01:36And there's me Pratt laying the law down.
01:01:38And how can I have any discipline if I'm constantly being undermined?
01:01:44Crap.
01:01:45Are you?
01:01:47Why?
01:01:49Do you fancy it?
01:01:54Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:55It's none of my business.
01:01:56Sorry.
01:01:57Sorry.
01:02:02I...
01:02:04I do.
01:02:06I do, all right.
01:02:07I think she's great, but...
01:02:09Hmm?
01:02:11But...
01:02:12What?
01:02:14Oh, she's not turned you down, has she?
01:02:16No, no.
01:02:16Look at what we talked about it.
01:02:18It's just weird, you know, cos...
01:02:20Sometimes she gives me the impression that she really likes me, and then other times...
01:02:23I feel like I'm mad for even thinking about it.
01:02:26Well, ask her out.
01:02:27She scares me.
01:02:29You what?
01:02:30Well, you know what she's like.
01:02:32She'd probably just laugh at me.
01:02:34God, she won't laugh at you. What are you talking about? A good-looking lad like you.
01:02:43Hmm.
01:02:44Look, er, I think I'll go and phone Scott and make sure our Martin's all right.
01:02:47Right.
01:02:48If I can find her phone.
01:02:53She's a bit of a prize number one old bag, isn't she?
01:02:56Oh, Rita.
01:02:58Well, yeah, her as well.
01:03:00I meant Chris's wife.
01:03:04Mind you, I suppose it can't be a barrel of laughs for her.
01:03:07Your husband leaves you and sets phone with someone half your age.
01:03:14Can I ask you a rude question?
01:03:18It depends on the question.
01:03:23Do you...
01:03:25What?
01:03:28Actually fancy him.
01:03:30I mean, how old is he? 90?
01:03:3350?
01:03:36Well, he's...
01:03:40He's been really hard.
01:03:43But we're working on it and I think we're getting somewhere.
01:03:47He really cares about me.
01:03:50Well, he left his wife for me. You don't do that lightly, do you?
01:03:55No.
01:03:57No, you don't.
01:04:02Do you love him?
01:04:08He must do.
01:04:11This wouldn't have happened if we'd stayed together.
01:04:14What do you mean?
01:04:15All this.
01:04:17Clubbing till all hours.
01:04:19Smoking, drinking, drugs.
01:04:22Oh, come on, love. You don't know that it was true.
01:04:24It's all attention-seeking.
01:04:25Sheila, she was always attention-seeking.
01:04:27Not like this.
01:04:28Look, love.
01:04:30I don't need you to make me feel guilty.
01:04:32I can manage on my own.
01:04:33I don't know why you have to humiliate us all.
01:04:37Why can't you grow all gracefully like everybody else?
01:04:39We're not old.
01:04:40That's what I thought marriage were about.
01:04:44Growing old together.
01:04:46Sharing everything.
01:04:47Your memories.
01:04:49All I can do now is look back and get angry.
01:04:55You can't just wipe things out.
01:05:00Excuse me, is you with the phone, is it?
01:05:02Yes, just behind that pillow.
01:05:10Do you remember Florida?
01:05:17Oh, I don't know how I can smile about it now.
01:05:20You've just rubbished it all with what you've done.
01:05:24The good bits are still good, Sheila.
01:05:30You can't rewrite history.
01:05:35Scott, Scott, is Martin all right?
01:05:38Yeah, listen, I don't know how long we're gonna be.
01:05:40Erm, I'm depending on Holly for a lift home, so...
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Yeah, thanks.
01:05:46Bye.
01:05:57That's another thing. Rita.
01:05:59She makes it awkward.
01:06:01Why?
01:06:09Kenny, pal.
01:06:10You're in.
01:06:12She's in with it.
01:06:15You'll be fine.
01:06:20If that ankle's broken, I'll stand on my head and fart, God save the Queen.
01:06:23Whatever.
01:06:26I've just seen Chris and Sheila all over each other.
01:06:30Ugh, makes me sick.
01:06:32Old blokes like that.
01:06:34Want to have the cake and eat it.
01:06:36Kelly should open her eyes.
01:06:37She's too good for him.
01:06:38Sad wanker.
01:06:40Can I say something?
01:06:42What?
01:06:43To me?
01:06:44Can you lay off, Scott?
01:06:47Excuse me?
01:06:48At training.
01:06:49At training.
01:06:49He ain't as confident as he might sometimes look.
01:06:52You embarrassed him.
01:06:53Did I bugger it?
01:06:54Yeah, he did.
01:06:55Do you fancy me then or what?
01:06:57Yeah, well, he were embarrassing me in front of all you lot.
01:07:00Has it got to do with you anyway?
01:07:02I just don't like to see him undermined.
01:07:04It's bad for the team.
01:07:06He earned the rest.
01:07:09Excuse me?
01:07:11I didn't say help.
01:07:12No, no, no, come on.
01:07:13Let's hear it.
01:07:14We've now what else to do.
01:07:16Do you want some coffee?
01:07:17No, no, no, I don't.
01:07:19I want to know what you think you mean.
01:07:24You're not his man, okay?
01:07:28Is that what you think?
01:07:29That I want to mother him?
01:07:31I think you do mother him.
01:07:32And if that ain't undermining him, I don't know what is.
01:07:37What?
01:07:39No.
01:07:41Come on, what?
01:07:43No, do you know what I think?
01:07:45I think the boot's on the other foot.
01:07:47I think it's you that fancies him.
01:07:52I'm going to get some coffee.
01:07:54You're wrong, you know.
01:07:55About me wanting to mother him.
01:07:57Yeah, yeah.
01:07:58Yeah, well, for your information,
01:07:59he's not just my lodger.
01:08:04Yeah, right.
01:08:09She never told me.
01:08:11It was just the once.
01:08:13Don't say anything.
01:08:21Cheers, bye.
01:08:22Have you gone on?
01:08:23I have just twisted it.
01:08:25Look, I'm gonna go back and see how Chris is getting on.
01:08:28Look, er, why don't you leave him for a bit, eh?
01:08:30I think he might need someone on his side.
01:08:39Ooh, it was disgusting.
01:08:41It was a complete shithole.
01:08:43I wouldn't put a dog in there.
01:08:45Yeah, it could do with a lick of paint.
01:08:46It was damp.
01:08:48It was damp.
01:08:48Stank.
01:08:49And I told him I got kids and one with a bad chest.
01:08:51Do you think they'd think more?
01:08:53Ah, you would.
01:08:54The thing is, what I was wondering was, if that caravan was going empty.
01:09:02Caravan?
01:09:04Oh, er, no, er, no, oh, no.
01:09:07No, I, I, I don't think so.
01:09:10Oh, well, best get you caught then, Jeremy, love.
01:09:15Well, you're one who's always banging on about how we never make any money.
01:09:18This is us chance.
01:09:19Aye, making money for somebody else.
01:09:21I want you to make it for yourselves.
01:09:23Oh, yeah, but we never do, do we?
01:09:25I mean, that's what we're always arguing about.
01:09:26Ah, it could be some sort of a tax dodge, that's what it'll be.
01:09:30A fella like that, employing his girlfriend.
01:09:33That's what it'll be about.
01:09:35I don't get this, I thought you'd be right chuffed.
01:09:38What do you think, Jimmy?
01:09:40I don't know.
01:09:42Here you are, son.
01:09:44I think it's a case of once bitten, twice shy myself.
01:09:48Anyway, the man knows no more about removals than you do.
01:09:52No, I mean about this.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56We're talking about the caravan.
01:09:59Oh.
01:09:59Only temporary, like, you know, till I get sorted.
01:10:05Well, I think that's a decision only you can make, Mary, my love.
01:10:12Well, I suppose we'll get our rewards in heaven.
01:10:18I'll eat some bed linen.
01:10:21What do you think?
01:10:25Well, er...
01:10:26Daphne's standing empty.
01:10:31I didn't even know she was sleeping with anybody.
01:10:34Let alone pregnant.
01:10:37Oh, come on, love.
01:10:38I should have done.
01:10:39My God, my own daughter.
01:10:43I don't even know what's going on in my daughter's life anymore.
01:10:47Yeah, well, it doesn't look like I do either.
01:10:51Oh, come on, Shirley.
01:10:52You can't blame yourself.
01:10:53I'm not blaming myself.
01:10:55I'm blaming you.
01:10:56Well, it's my fault that she got herself pregnant.
01:10:59She's an adult.
01:11:01I can't dictate how she should behave.
01:11:04No, true.
01:11:05But what sort of an example have you been to her, eh?
01:11:09We've been married 30 years.
01:11:11She's always idolised you.
01:11:13She still does.
01:11:14And what do you do?
01:11:15You walk out on all that, on us, for what?
01:11:18For somebody younger than she is.
01:11:20Now, how is she supposed to make sense of that, eh?
01:11:23No wonder she doesn't know how to bloody behave.
01:11:25Do you honestly think I wanted her to turn out this way?
01:11:29Chris?
01:11:30Kelly.
01:11:34We're going to be here a while, love.
01:11:35Bye.
01:11:36Why don't you go on home?
01:11:38Is Heidi all right?
01:11:40She's had a miscarriage.
01:11:42She didn't even know she was pregnant.
01:11:44Oh, no.
01:11:46I'm...
01:11:47Sorry.
01:11:49Look, I'll see you at home.
01:11:54It wasn't broken.
01:11:56The ankle.
01:11:58Oh, good.
01:12:00Good.
01:12:03I don't know how long I'm going to be.
01:12:12I don't know how long I'm going to be.
01:12:52Hello.
01:12:54You're doing it.
01:12:55What happened?
01:12:57Oh, what hasn't happened?
01:13:00You OK?
01:13:04Smile.
01:13:04No.
01:13:30Shut up, you noisy!
01:13:32Stop it, tell it!
01:13:34Tell it!
01:13:35We haven't even got safe bags!
01:13:37There we are!
01:13:39Come on, Kelsey, we're gonna dance!
01:13:42I will.
01:13:42I will, yes.
01:13:43The face of an angel.
01:13:45I'm very sorry.
01:13:47OK, yes.
01:13:48Bye-bye.
01:13:49It's a shame, isn't it?
01:13:55It's next door.
01:13:57It wants us to do something about the noise.
01:13:59Oh, but they could talk.
01:14:00I know.
01:14:03I suppose I'd better say something.
01:14:05I'll go.
01:14:25I think I've been very stupid.
01:14:30I think I've been very naive.
01:14:33Have you?
01:14:35I've destroyed so much.
01:14:38I should never have let this happen.
01:14:43Moving in here, all this and...
01:14:46Heidi.
01:14:48God, I've made him look so stupid.
01:14:51Well, I mean...
01:14:52Yeah, perhaps.
01:14:56But sometimes, I mean...
01:14:59What I think is...
01:15:01You see...
01:15:05The thing is, everybody was so sure I was too young for him
01:15:09and I was...
01:15:11Determined to prove him wrong.
01:15:16And I think I...
01:15:19I just got carried away with it all.
01:15:24I think I felt flattered.
01:15:26That somebody felt so strongly about me.
01:15:31We all get carried away with stuff.
01:15:33I mean, that's what it was like with me and Chazza.
01:15:36She knew that I were mad about her.
01:15:39And that's what she liked, not me.
01:15:43I can't blame her.
01:15:44I mean...
01:15:46We were too pushy.
01:15:49It's only...
01:15:50Only because I wanted her so much.
01:15:54The pain and...
01:15:55It just weren't right.
01:15:58I should have seen that.
01:16:03Well...
01:16:04Well, I did see it, if I'm being honest.
01:16:06But I ignored it.
01:16:09I suddenly saw things from other people's point of view today.
01:16:13I mean, properly.
01:16:18I think...
01:16:21All of a sudden...
01:16:23I feel really foolish.
01:16:30I talked to Chris this after.
01:16:32Did you?
01:16:36Yeah, he...
01:16:37He wanted to put money into me and our Matt's business.
01:16:40And I thought he'd be weird, but...
01:16:43But it was so we could give you a job.
01:16:46And he's like,
01:16:47I'm not to let onto you that it were his idea.
01:16:51And I'm like, this isn't right.
01:16:53They shouldn't have secrets like this.
01:16:55How could he do that?
01:16:58After everything I've said.
01:17:02He wants to do everything for me.
01:17:06But I want to do it for myself.
01:17:10I've got so much to prove.
01:17:15Well, why don't you?
01:17:17I thought the money would have been smart, but...
01:17:20You can still help me and Matt with business.
01:17:23I could really do it with someone.
01:17:26Yeah, I could, couldn't I?
01:17:32I could weep.
01:17:35There's one chance to make something of himself.
01:17:38To marry an England footballer.
01:17:43That lad could wish for anything more.
01:17:47Joe changed our line, you know.
01:17:50He was a better person because of her.
01:17:53And when someone does her laugh at her,
01:17:56what a dickhead would go and chuck it all away.
01:18:00Hiya!
01:18:02Sorry we've been so long.
01:18:05All right.
01:18:07How is she?
01:18:09Well listen, we've had a right saga.
01:18:10I'll tell you about it on way back, eh?
01:18:11Ethan?
01:18:12Erm, I think I'll stay a bit longer actually.
01:18:15Ah, right.
01:18:16Well, I'll join you for a pint, eh?
01:18:20Hold.
01:18:20Two pints please, love.
01:18:22All right, mate.
01:18:23Do you want a drink, honey?
01:18:24No time, just gonna get the kit and go home.
01:18:26I've taken it down the clubhouse and it's locked,
01:18:28so I'll come with you.
01:18:29Just give it the keys, I'll get it.
01:18:31I, I've left something there myself, so I will.
01:18:34See you later.
01:18:43Ollie?
01:18:44What?
01:18:45I'm sorry about this morning,
01:18:46if you think I was picking on you.
01:18:48I wasn't, I was just trying to make a point.
01:18:52Sorry.
01:18:54No.
01:18:55No, it's me.
01:18:57I'm a daft cow.
01:18:58I, I, it's like, I have a thought and the next thing I know it's coming out me gob.
01:19:02Most people, they stop and they think, no, I shouldn't say that, but, not me, I can't do it.
01:19:08That's good, you know, you, you say what you think.
01:19:10That's what I like about you.
01:19:12Wish I could be more like that.
01:19:14Yeah, right.
01:19:15Ollie.
01:19:16What?
01:19:18What you said this morning, you were right.
01:19:22Which bit?
01:19:26Well, I, I suppose I do pick on you a bit, but it's because I think you're good, you know,
01:19:29I think if you persevered, you could be a really great player.
01:19:35Are you getting what you came for?
01:19:37I, yeah, it's alright, I, my bike keys, I had them all along.
01:19:43It's not just that.
01:19:44It's the other thing you said.
01:19:46Yeah?
01:19:46Yeah.
01:19:50I didn't realise you were knocking Rita off.
01:19:55Sorry.
01:19:56Who said that?
01:19:58She did.
01:20:00In the hospital.
01:20:01I, I was just messing with you earlier on when I said you fancied me, it was just a joke,
01:20:06it meant no.
01:20:08So listen, I'm sorry, okay?
01:20:10Yeah?
01:20:11No, I'm not knocking Rita off.
01:20:14It, it happened once, right?
01:20:17Between you and me, you shouldn't have.
01:20:34I can't remember.
01:20:36What's happening?
01:20:40Shit.
01:20:41Shit.
01:20:50What's up with you?
01:20:51Bit quiet, aren't you?
01:20:54Did you tell Holly that me and you were, you know...
01:21:05Well, we did, didn't we?
01:21:07Yeah.
01:21:09She seems to think that it's ongoing.
01:21:11My God.
01:21:12She don't waste any time, does she, eh?
01:21:14When did this all come out?
01:21:16I just remember much little about.
01:21:20Well, she might have got the wrong impression.
01:21:24What did you say?
01:21:29That you're, er, that you're not just me lodger.
01:21:35How did that come about?
01:21:36Look, I, I don't know.
01:21:38We were talking and I were asking her to lay off answering you back at training and...
01:21:44Why?
01:21:47No.
01:21:48Forget it.
01:21:52I'm sorry.
01:21:53I'm, I'm really sorry.
01:21:56I just wanted to wipe that smile off her bloody face.
01:22:10Hiya, Mum.
01:22:14What's that?
01:22:15Sorry, mate.
01:22:20What's going on?
01:22:23How's Heidi?
01:22:24She's gonna be fine.
01:22:25What are you doing?
01:22:27I'm going back to my mum's.
01:22:30What?
01:22:32Look, do you think we could?
01:22:34Yeah, right.
01:22:36Hang on, hang on.
01:22:37Kelly.
01:22:43I wrote you a letter, but...
01:22:48I can't stay.
01:22:52I've realised too many things.
01:22:54What things?
01:22:57Kelly, I love you.
01:23:01Look, I had to stay with Sheila.
01:23:04I mean, she needed some support.
01:23:05I know.
01:23:05Everything you've done, you've done it out of love.
01:23:08But I shouldn't have let you.
01:23:11I shouldn't have let it go this far.
01:23:15Sheila's your wife.
01:23:17She's got her whole life together.
01:23:19Her whole history.
01:23:20And this is just...
01:23:22Just what?
01:23:24We've been kidding ourselves.
01:23:27I've been kidding myself.
01:23:29Oh, no.
01:23:29No, Kelly.
01:23:30I don't know where you're coming from, but...
01:23:34I mean, why now?
01:23:37Today.
01:23:39You and Sheila.
01:23:40And Heidi.
01:23:42And me.
01:23:44But I had to be there.
01:23:46I mean, I had to stay.
01:23:48I know, I understand that.
01:23:50That's the whole point.
01:23:52It's all at other people's expense.
01:23:54This is...
01:23:55We've been selfish.
01:23:58And it's not what I want anymore.
01:24:10Look!
01:24:11Isn't this being selfish?
01:24:13I've given up everything for you.
01:24:14I know.
01:24:15And you shouldn't have had to.
01:24:17Oh, Chris.
01:24:17Look at yourself.
01:24:20You're trying to be something you're not.
01:24:21And so am I.
01:24:22We're playing our happy families.
01:24:24But we're not.
01:24:26You belong with your family.
01:24:28And I belong...
01:24:30Wherever the hell it is I belong.
01:24:31I don't know.
01:24:32But that's what I've got to find out.
01:24:35I'm really sorry, Chris, but I've got to go.
01:24:37Oh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
01:24:39Listen, let's talk about this properly.
01:24:41I love you.
01:24:42And if you loved me, you wouldn't be doing this.
01:24:47But you don't know what you're doing!
01:24:51Kelly!
01:25:13Tell me about this.
01:25:17I love you.
01:25:24I love you.
01:25:33How are you doing?
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