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Pierrot, Psi et Métro arrivent sur une étrange planète où un équipage de vaisseau échoué, disposant d'une technologie avancée, joue les dieux, alors que les autres habitants, les mortels, vivent difficilement.

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00:00The infinity of the pre-ribbles of the sky
00:05Discovered like a great open book
00:10And the Earth, this ephemeral marble
00:15Who takes it when the star passes?
00:18Its true place in space
00:20Infinity, which unfolds before us
00:25Its comets, its planets, its stars
00:30And the sky, like an eternal dream
00:35Where time itself fades away
00:37To make room for infinite space
00:42Towards which we go full of joy
00:46On the horses of the wind, the future
00:51Adventure, adventure awaits us
00:55Let me count you
00:57Once upon a time, there was space
01:19Infinity
01:20Of which we are the sentinels.
01:24Symphony
01:26Within reach of our wings
01:29Harmony
01:30One never tires of
01:34You'll see, come and take a seat
01:36We are leaving for infinite space
01:55There you go, that's it.
01:58Your shit!
02:05Ha ha ha ha
02:06So!
02:08Ha ha ha
02:10It works very well!
02:13Well done!
02:14Ha ha ha
02:14Oh, but what's going on?
02:15What's going on?
02:16What's going on now?
02:17What's going on?
02:18What's going on?
02:19What's going on?
02:19What's going on?
02:19What's going on?
02:23Well, it looks like we're not leaving this time.
02:25After all, we're not so bad off here.
02:28We are like gods
02:29Oh yes, obviously it could be worse
02:33Hey Peter, did we finish that part?
02:36Yes, I'm coming.
02:42I'm fed up with this planet
02:44Enough, enough
02:46Anyway, you're never happy.
02:48Hey, we've got the chief mechanic
02:52But commander
02:54I think we have to accept it.
02:56Olympus will never leave again
02:59For my part, I am certain of it.
03:01But then, why all this work?
03:03Because it's better for men's morale
03:06But I know very well that it's hopeless.
03:08Don't worry, old man
03:08After all, we're not bad off here.
03:11And what condition is the computer in?
03:13Just good enough to pass the time and have fun
03:16Well then, have fun Vulcan
03:18That's all there is to do
03:20Could you finally get rid of these clothes?
03:23We'll see about that later.
03:23Do you enjoy playing the gods?
03:26Listen woman, if you see other solutions, you say so, okay?
03:30Hey, it's always the same.
03:31You will never do anything to designate
03:33Okay, I understand.
03:34The game is over.
03:35So I'm going to take a trip among mortals.
03:37Are you coming, Afro?
03:38You're right, Apollo
03:39I'll come with you
03:40You know, I'm really starting to get fed up.
03:42I'm training you, you're you
03:51Oh dear, they're so annoying with their domestic squabbles!
03:55You can say that again, Apollo
04:03Something seems wrong, let's go see
04:12Trouble, Sergeant?
04:14Ah, it's the same old story, Captain
04:16We gave a first warning to two young people who wanted to know what's going on here
04:21But since that wasn't enough, we fired and reduced them to ashes.
04:25For the routine, you know
04:27You couldn't avoid it?
04:29How to do it?
04:30No matter how much we warn them, the next day others come back.
04:34We can't allow these people to get close to Olympus.
04:38Yes, of course, come on, let's go
04:42Captain, departure is imminent.
04:44Soon, Sergeant, soon
04:46You see, my boy, I have the feeling our captain is telling us jokes.
04:51He doesn't believe it any more than we do.
04:56To all
04:58And to all
04:59But how, Commander, did we receive a message?
05:02A spaceship requests permission to land
05:05What do you want us to do?
05:07Idiot, we don't have a transmitter anymore
05:09So we let it come
05:10Music
05:13Music
05:20Music
05:38Ah, hello. Welcome to our myth-making planet, young Jean.
05:42And first of all, what was he just doing here, sir?
05:45Why not kick them out, huh?
05:47Unless you'd rather fight.
05:49That's enough, Ares. Leave us alone.
05:52It's been a long time since we've had any visitors,
05:55Lieutenant Pierrot of the Omega Space Police,
05:58Lieutenant Mercedes and our subway assistant.
06:01Commander Peter Jux, of the spaceship Olympus,
06:04There is also my wife and some members of my family.
06:09First, to begin with, my sister Demeter.
06:12Welcome.
06:13My daughter Artemis.
06:14Welcome.
06:15My sons Hermes and Ares, who grumbled all the time.
06:18Welcome, foreigners.
06:20What a beautiful family.
06:21And not all of them are here.
06:22You'll see the others later.
06:24We have sent you signals.
06:26A request to land.
06:27Yes, our devices are out of order.
06:29We detected heat on our dashboard.
06:33And even, for a while, engines.
06:34That's why we came.
06:36It was one of countless unsuccessful attempts
06:39of my other son Vulcain, who is also our chief mechanic.
06:43You've been here a long time.
06:45Oh, an eternity.
06:46Our ship cannot take all of you.
06:48But we can pass on your message so that we can come to your aid.
06:51Or they could send you a ship.
06:54Oh yes, Lieutenant.
06:55With pleasure.
06:56We will put the proposal to a vote when everyone is present.
07:00You see, some of us are quite happy here.
07:03among mortals.
07:05Mortals?
07:06Yes, we tend to live quite long lives.
07:08Not them.
07:08They are small, primitive, and kind beings who inhabit the lowlands.
07:13And who don't know how to fight.
07:15They remind me of someone, but who...
07:17Me too, but who...
07:18But come and have a meal.
07:20You will visit the country later.
07:22I'm sure you'll find this interesting.
07:33Did you wake up very late?
07:35I was the only one left to guide you.
07:38It will be fine.
07:39And where are the others?
07:40They enjoy mingling with mortals.
07:43But I think we'll find them.
07:46To whom are they making these offerings?
07:48But who do you want it to be for us?
07:56Why don't you set them on fire?
07:59Could you also teach them how to weave?
08:01Juxpiter opposes it.
08:03Absolutely not fire.
08:04He must have good reasons.
08:08Yes, they worship us like gods.
08:10But we help them, you know.
08:12Go alone now, my friends.
08:14We'll meet again later.
08:27Go ahead, Metron.
08:39There you go, keep going like that.
08:40We will be back.
08:42So, Lord,
08:43this man whom I welcomed like a brother
08:44when he was in need
08:46is settling into my house
08:47and doesn't want to leave when I order it to.
08:50That's because, you see,
08:51This man and I had the same father
08:53and his possessions also belong to me.
08:55I order you to give him half of your land.
08:58But Lord, the thing is, I don't have...
09:01Yes, Lord, it will be done according to your decrees.
09:04Lord, help us!
09:05Lord, the beast, the filthy beast,
09:08She's back!
09:10She snatched our ancestor away.
09:12She is threatening our children.
09:14Have mercy, Lord,
09:15Kill this evil beast!
09:16This story again.
09:18It's good.
09:20Let's go.
09:21Come on, you others.
09:22It will list you.
09:34Stay there, you others.
09:37Back off, I said, by Zeus!
09:44So, is it coming?
09:45Yes.
09:51It's good.
09:53No !
09:53No !
09:55No !
09:57So !
10:00No !
10:20But tell me, why didn't you use your lightning gun?
10:24Lightning, ah, it's good for impressing mortals, but fighting with it has rules.
10:31Continuing.
10:33I shot that animal before you, I'm the one who killed it.
10:36What? I touched it too?
10:38Come on, go for it, you're not going to let him get away with it, he's yours.
10:43That's it, I've figured out who this scoundrel reminds me of.
10:49In my opinion, this boy is loyal. His name is Pelé. He will have my support.
10:55Let him share, because there is no proof that the game belongs to the other.
11:00No, Ares is right, that's my opinion.
11:02I disagree.
11:04Me neither, so coward, defend yourself.
11:06The gods do not fight each other.
11:08Let's all calm down, calm down, now.
11:11But why don't you put an end to the quarrel?
11:15Oh, is it really that important? We must let destiny take its course.
11:24Stop!
11:25Eh ?
11:26Come on, aren't you gods ashamed of the bad example you're setting?
11:30What have you done with your dignity?
11:32And you mortals, to this quarrel.
11:34This beast is for everyone and there will be many more.
11:40Thank you, friend.
11:43I have news that will make you happy.
11:45You have shown yourself to be brave and sensible in this matter.
11:47The gods have chosen you for a special happiness.
11:50So.
11:51Do you see that gorgeous brunette?
11:53It's Tetis.
11:56Next case.
11:57It was mine, my lord.
11:59No, that's not true, it was mine.
12:00Lord, I had just...
12:02The hearing is suspended.
12:09Come with me, friend, and you will see something interesting.
12:14Perhaps you noticed earlier a beauty among beauties, Tetis.
12:19Juxpiter is in love with this girl and many others as well.
12:22But this caused too many problems and a small plot was hatched to make her marry a mortal, Peleus.
12:28Peleus is that young blond hunter you saw earlier defending his property.
12:33Look.
12:34Above all, don't let yourself be seen.
12:37Oh, look, here it is.
12:42Since she has gifts, it's going to be very interesting.
12:46To you, Peleus.
13:00Did you see?
13:02Oh, look!
13:06Poseidon.
13:07He is in love with her too.
13:11Oh !
13:20Oh, that's clever.
13:21I'm going to be rusty now.
13:22Shh!
13:25Shh!
13:47He mustn't let go of her, Pelée, he mustn't let go of her, especially...
13:50Oh really, there you go, an affront.
13:51Okay, now it's her turn.
13:54See how brave he is, and how much he cares for you.
13:57Don't you think he deserved you?
14:01Do you now want to accept Peleus as your husband?
14:21You know I'm very happy.
14:23Me too.
14:24And it's not going to happen like that.
14:26I'm telling you.
14:34And what am I doing in all this? I'd really like to know, Pierrot.
14:38Patience, Metro. We're not much use either.
14:41I am not programmed for that world.
14:43But neither do we, you know.
14:46Although all this reminds me of something. Not you, Pierrot.
14:49Still, what a strange day.
14:51Yes, and I have a feeling it's not over yet.
14:58Anyway, you should be happy for Tetis. We're going to marry her off soon.
15:03Happy? But why?
15:05But anyway, you're never happy.
15:08Ah, here are the heroes of our little get-together.
15:11You are courageous, even reckless.
15:13And we admire you for all these qualities.
15:16But why don't you want to help those at the bottom more?
15:19By passing on our knowledge to them, we could destroy their faith.
15:22and their hope for better days, while they are happy as they are.
15:27How can one be happy when one is hungry and cold?
15:30They don't know anything else and besides, they have no need for it.
15:34But they are not beasts, they are men.
15:36Young people, do what you want in your own home.
15:39But here, I'm the one in charge. Understood?
15:44It's a bit easy to play the gods from the top of Olympus.
15:47You, woman, shut up, I've already told you.
15:49We are shown what is to come.
15:51It's a party and I want everyone to have fun.
15:54My glass is empty.
15:55Mus, what are you waiting for to charm us?
16:01No, it's not fair that others deprive themselves so that you can get away with it.
16:05Whether he likes it or not, we will help mortals defend themselves against these gods.
16:11So, are so many rats happy for Tetis?
16:15Let's hope her husband keeps an eye on her.
16:19Your place is among the beasts, and you will return there!
16:23Ah! Oh!
16:24Ah, Peter!
16:26Ah!
16:27Ah, that's really funny.
16:32No, wait.
16:34Silence, everyone.
16:35That was the highlight of the evening.
16:37To honor our guests, my son will present his latest work to us.
16:41Vulcan?
16:42So.
16:46Woman, go get me a drink.
16:49Yes, sir.
16:58Now, show our friends your true faces.
17:02At your service.
17:07Oh, androids, or rather, colleagues.
17:09There's no need to make a big deal out of it.
17:13Well, let's begin right away.
17:14Let's sit here.
17:21Just a moment.
17:23Not all the good meat is for them.
17:27Half for you, half for them.
17:30And that's true for everyone.
17:31That way, it's fair.
17:34So.
17:38Oh, and all that still needs to be done to teach them how to live better, how to eat better,
17:42to clothe themselves and also to find shelter.
17:44That still doesn't explain why I'm wasting my time on this.
17:49Come now, patience, my friend.
17:51You never know what the next turn in the road will bring.
17:54Hello, foreigners.
17:56And where are you going?
18:00Okay, now here are some talking animals.
18:03We're going to the nearest town.
18:05There's a formality involved in getting through.
18:08You have to answer a riddle.
18:11And beware, if the answer is wrong, you will die.
18:14Well, here's something else now.
18:18I'm not laughing.
18:19That's the rule.
18:21So, listen carefully.
18:22What creature has successively four feet, two feet, and three feet, and which, strangely enough, has...
18:29'The more feet she has, the less strength she has?'
18:32But your riddle is completely idiotic.
18:34It's the man, of course.
18:36First the child who crawls, the adult on two feet, and the old man who gives way
18:40stick.
18:42What will become of me now that my riddle is solved?
18:47Wait, wait.
18:47Now it's my turn to ask you a little riddle.
18:50Eh ?
18:50So, there you have it.
18:52So, tell me, what is the law of gravitation?
18:58How so? The law of gravitation?
19:04Wait, wait, let's say, there.
19:06But it's actually easy.
19:08Each planet attracts its satellites with a force proportional to its mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance
19:14that separates the attracted bodies from the one that attracts.
19:17It's really quite simple.
19:23Let's see what we can do to help them.
19:35And now, the tiles.
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