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À la suite de leur exploit permettant de détourner la fusée et de sauver la Terre, Pierrot, Psi et Petit Gros sont accueillis en héros. Ils retrouvent Maestro, qui avait hiberné pendant mille ans, et qui leur raconte l'histoire de la Terre depuis le XXIe siècle av. J.-C. siècle jusqu'à leur époque, et leur fait visiter la planète et les environs.
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00:00The infinity of the pre-ribbles of the sky
00:05Discovered like a great open book
00:10And the Earth, this ephemeral marble
00:15Who takes it when the star passes?
00:18Its true place in space
00:20Infinity, which unfolds before us
00:25Its comets, its planets, its stars
00:30And the sky, like an eternal dream
00:35Where time itself fades away
00:37To make room for infinite space
00:42Towards which we go full of joy
00:46On the horses of the wind, the future
00:52Adventure awaits us
00:55Let me count you
00:57Once upon a time, there was space
01:19Infinity, of which we are the sentinels.
01:24Symphony, within reach of our wings
01:29Harmony, which one never tires of
01:34You'll see, come and take a seat
01:36We are leaving for infinite space
02:08How beautiful the Earth is
02:10You know Psy really needs it
02:12You're not quite there yet either.
02:14The only real tough guy here is me
02:22We are approaching
02:23We won't be able to land directly
02:25Damage
02:25This is going to waste our time again
02:28That's what you see, this venerable Earth
02:30It has its own laws
02:31And it is forbidden to land on its soil
02:35I didn't know that Earth had rings like Saturn or Uranus.
02:38Ballot, that's his solar energy ring
02:42Dragonfly, welcome to Earth.
02:44Please proceed to the Port Doppler base.
02:47Your arrival is expected in six minutes.
02:50Flight instructions follow
02:51I repeat, you are asked to proceed
03:18Pressure restored
03:19You are authorized to disembark.
03:22Young Jean, I think there's no need to be alarmed.
03:25Your friend is young and robust
03:26He will simply need to lead a peaceful life.
03:29And to observe a little rest
03:31Ah, here they are!
03:33So, doctor
03:35I can only confirm your diagnosis, chief.
03:38Nothing is broken or seriously damaged.
03:40Only minor bruises, routine treatment
03:43And you too, Lieutenant, rest will be very useful to you.
03:46Your life has been somewhat hectic lately, hasn't it?
03:50As for you, apparently, you are made of an indestructible material.
03:53Well, I'm sure your stay, all three of you, will be most pleasant on our good old Earth.
04:07This space station is extraordinary.
04:09It really feels like we're in the countryside
04:21We're going to be late, hurry up and get out of here
04:23And of course, you have nothing to declare in that.
04:26No moonstone, no tit-obsessed jewelry
04:29No champagne gimmicks
04:30My luggage, finally, where has my luggage gone?
04:33Do you know where my luggage is?
04:37Oh, what's he going to see?
04:39But where are my bags?
04:41But where are my bags?
04:41But on the street, it's not too much
04:42That's not so crazy!
04:44What a panic!
04:45The next shuttle to Earth will depart from platform number 7 in 4 minutes.
04:50The next shuttle to Earth will depart from...
04:54I think it's this way.
04:56You are the crew of the dragonfly, aren't you?
04:59So, for you, it's platform number 4
05:03Follow us, we'll show you the horse
05:13Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats
05:15In a few minutes, the departure
05:18It feels like we're at the home of that nasty, imprisoned man.
05:20Except that the men of the nasty fellow, they don't have a smile on their faces.
05:32To your left, the Copernicus spatial agglomeration
05:35Oh darn, we didn't see anything
05:39And here is Kepler's.
05:41To your right, a large amusement and leisure center
05:44The space cemetery
05:45Oh, you absolutely have to go see that!
05:47It seems to be great
05:48And what is this?
05:50I don't know.
05:51We would need a guide to explain it to us.
05:54Look
05:56Did you see what was below?
05:58It is the solar mirror belt that provides Earth with most of its energy
06:03In front of you, the solar energy ring
06:05We are 36,000 kilometers from Earth
06:07This is an ideal distance because any object placed in orbit here travels at the same speed as the
06:12planet
06:12And is therefore stationary relative to her
06:15This has caused some traffic congestion, for which we apologize.
06:19Oh, how beautiful these clouds are! How wonderful!
06:22Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
06:25The muffled sound you will hear in a few moments will be that of our entry into Earth's atmosphere.
06:34We are now flying over the sea
06:37Italy
06:38Brittany
06:40The Atlantic Ocean
06:44Ladies and gentlemen, we will be landing in a few moments.
06:49The anti-gravity system of your seats will be activated
06:52Ladies and gentlemen, in a few moments...
07:00Reazeaze
07:19Ah, my friends, my young friends, my dear friends
07:22Yes, it was indeed a conspiracy. We asked Omega to send you to Earth to celebrate you as
07:28You deserve it, and of course, nothing will be said to you.
07:31Well, maestro, you have to admit that your secret was well kept.
07:35Yes, and at all levels, including at Port Doppler.
07:38Yes, at one point we even thought we were prisoners.
07:41Well, I'm exhausted by all these celebrations. All I want to do is rest.
07:45Have no fear, friends. We will leave the city tomorrow. You are too well known here. The heroes of the
07:50Earth, think about it.
07:51And people will hardly ever leave you anywhere. Anyway, all the cities look the same. No interest.
07:58Let's go to my place in the countryside. You'll see, our young friend will recover quickly.
08:06Pretty, isn't it? What do you think?
08:17How peaceful things seem here. As if they were eternal.
08:24What are these animals?
08:26Come on, cows, you don't know what they are?
08:29Ah, of course, I'm the stupid one. Omega cows. How could I not have noticed?
08:33think ?
08:35Are you sure these animals aren't dangerous?
08:38Oh, well, well, well. Finally, young people, let's see.
08:51Yes, well, listen, let's get out of here, shall we?
08:54Luckily they're not dangerous, maestro.
08:59It's true that Omega, we've never seen anything so beautiful.
09:01Nor on the other planets we know of, for that matter.
09:05Look, we're coming, children.
09:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
09:13oh, oh, oh.
09:15She's my old servant, well, if you can call her that, she's ten years younger than me.
09:20Tell me, are they not dangerous, or less so?
09:21Oh, if I were you, I would be wary.
09:23Oh, lie down, Galaxy.
09:25Could they swallow it all at once?
09:27So these are our young prodigies.
09:30Well, we might as well agree on that right away.
09:32Because here, there are no veros that hold
09:34We dine happily, we go to bed at eight o'clock
09:36And breakfast with the sunrise
09:39I hope that's alright with you?
09:40It's worse than in the army
09:41You will drink wheat from the stable
09:44And you will have nourishing honey
09:45That's all I'm telling you.
09:48Everything seems idyllic here, has it always been like this?
09:50We learned so much violence
09:52Regarding this land
09:53It seems barely believable
09:56Everything you've been taught is absolutely true.
09:58Children, it took the earth many centuries
10:00To get to this point, to resolve its contradictions
10:03To overcome his progress, to become an adult
10:05But that would be too long a story to tell you.
10:08Oh sir, tell me
10:09Tell us, maestro, please.
10:11Well, what can I say?
10:14At the end of the 20th century
10:16That's where everything started to go wrong.
10:19Excessive industrialization
10:21Excessive Accident
10:22Why all this?
10:24To give people a few unnecessary gadgets
10:26To consume more quickly what could have lasted
10:28Four times longer
10:30Government demagoguery
10:31A planetary vision of the world
10:32It was far less important than safeguarding a customer base.
10:35Very close to what it was in Roman times.
10:37And as a result
10:39The depletion of raw materials needed by humanity
10:42Yes, indeed.
10:43Look, when my spaceship left for space in 2023
10:46There wasn't enough metal left on Earth.
10:48To make it worthwhile to melt them
10:50And yes, of course, there were still the car graveyards.
10:52There was no more oil
10:54We fell back on coal
10:58And then, on the wood
11:03And when there was no more wood
11:05On natural energies
11:07Especially in the sun
11:08Thus, when Mont Blériot left the earth
11:11We were starting to assemble what would become
11:13The solar energy ring
11:27Yes, we were starting to climb too.
11:30Giant radio telescopes for listening to space
11:32To try and detect other civilizations there
11:35We finally understood that we needed to get beyond the ionosphere
11:38Because long waves cannot penetrate this ionosphere
11:41And this will later allow us to discover Omega's first allies.
11:45And the demography, oh, galloping
11:47Especially among the poorest
11:498 billion people in the year 2000
11:50More than 30 billion a century later
11:53Do you realize?
11:54My procession of misery, of tension
11:57Then there were small local wars.
11:59Just like that, to get some practice
12:01Through the poor intermediaries
12:03To let them off steam too
12:04For nothing soothes the suffering of others quite like this.
12:06It's about knowing that the fault lies with others.
12:08To the enemies
12:10But going any further, we didn't really dare.
12:15We sometimes thought
12:16Just one small bomb of one or two megatons
12:18Could cause millions of victims
12:21And there were some a hundred times more powerful.
12:23By the thousands and thousands
12:26SO...
12:30No, what triggered the great upheaval in Moss
12:32It's genetic control
12:33We started by grafting onto people
12:36Genes resistant to malignant cells
12:38For humanitarian purposes, of course.
12:40It always starts like this
12:43Then we finally have to choose the sex
12:45The color of the eyes
12:46The size of his child
12:47down to his intellectual consciousness
12:51There, the work became a state secret.
12:54Still thinking about producing shoulder-width athletes
12:56Girls with breasts
12:58Or blue, green, or orange men
13:00Due to enzyme deficiency or excess
13:02But when it comes to creating geniuses
13:04Each wants to surpass the other
13:05So the leaders have arrogated priority to themselves
13:08Regarding the selected young people
13:09To ensure this for them and their descendants
13:11All the criteria of superiority, of longevity
13:14Eventually, the truth came out.
13:17And the people in distress revolted.
13:20So in one last attempt
13:21To preserve their privileges
13:23And according to a proven tactic
13:24The leaders claimed that everything was someone else's fault
13:27Hereditary enemies
13:28Then they quickly pressed the buttons
13:36The Great War of the Year 2183
13:38I was then in hibernation somewhere in space.
13:49The Earth was not beautiful
13:51Or what remained of it around the year 2200
13:54She experienced a barbaric Middle Ages
13:56Where the law of the strongest prevailed
13:59Then slowly came the third renaissance
14:02You know the first one, the Y one.
14:05Pericles, Socrates, Protagoras
14:06Man, finally, is the measure of all things.
14:09The second one came 2000 years later
14:11With the Quattrocento of Vinci
14:13Then the roast
14:14And what was that one called again?
14:16Ah yes, that's it, Michelangelo.
14:16Yes, I had forgotten about it
14:18In the 25th century, 1000 years later
14:20This was the third renaissance
14:22Man was no longer a tool opening the door to the power of others.
14:25His right to happiness was once again becoming a prescriptive right.
14:28War has been outlawed
14:30As well as the crazy expenses it entailed
14:32The use of resources has been strictly regulated.
14:36And so we arrived at a government for the whole Earth
14:38Then we remembered the technological advances
14:40What had the war brought about?
14:43We began communicating with other constellations.
14:46Omega was discovered
14:47Then his first allies in the Confederation
14:51Rules have been defined
14:53No plundering of planets
15:02Our space trains were not bringing back uninhabited worlds
15:05Just a few metals and some water
15:09Water?
15:10Yes indeed!
15:10Water
15:11This material was sorely lacking in us.
15:14So everything's been fine since then?
15:16Unfortunately, it's not that simple.
15:18The Earth has experienced many more warnings.
15:21One of them came from the field of computer science.
15:23Who held an important place in our lives
15:26Worrying even
15:36Hello 7312
15:36Your weekly performance was 17% below the standard.
15:40Well, if my yield has dropped, it's because I lacked
15:43It's not my fault
15:44I have been suffering
15:44If you do not catch up to the standard
15:46All other services
15:47Rations, clothing, and leisure activities will be reduced by 17%.
15:50That makes sense
15:53We regret to inform you that the marriage curve has reached the critical point of 7.80%.
15:58Normalization is expected in 7 months and 14 days.
16:02Please then resubmit your request
16:06Computers foreshadowed leisure activities, reading, births, deaths, and marriages.
16:10Until the day people had had enough
16:12We did not survive the great disaster
16:15We did not accept that
16:16We don't have the feelings of a format that wants
16:17We don't have the computers
16:23Another, perhaps more serious, warning has arisen concerning climate control.
16:29We have been monitoring climates using satellites for some time now.
16:33Triggering at will sun, clouds, hail and rain
16:39One day the Nord group, then in charge
16:41He wanted to teach a lesson to the Southern group, which was in opposition.
16:44Thus depriving him of sunlight, rain, and other such pleasantries.
16:51But Earth is a small planet and its ecological system forms a whole
17:04Faced with the resulting catastrophes
17:06The apprentices were quickly stripped of all power.
17:12We have learned the lessons
17:14The time for childish games is over.
17:16Humanity will either remain human or it will perish.
17:20Alas, master, I think there will always be fools who dream of battle and conquest.
17:24The crazy ones?
17:25Well, they need to be put into night mode.
17:28We tried
17:29In the meantime, you see, we've gone back to basics.
17:33A bit like in the 20th century
17:35Ah, if only men back then had possessed a little wisdom
17:45Yes, young man, yes, I will show you all of that.
17:52And what is this?
17:53We'll visit the ring later.
17:55But look at these enormous balloons!
17:59These are our water reservoirs supplied by the outer planets.
18:02Shipped in high-strength plastic containers
18:06The transported persons do not pose a problem
18:08Because of gravity, a point does not exist in space.
18:11Where the water freezes, of course, given the temperatures
18:14If necessary, they are directed towards Earth
18:16A few thousand meters above the ground, the ice turns into water
18:20It is then ready to be used
18:22Very ingenious
18:23We were quite intrigued when we saw these tanks for the first time.
18:26Over there, over there
18:30We are 35,860 kilometers from Earth
18:33Do you know what that means?
18:34Yes, we've already had a lesson on that.
18:37This is the ideal distance where everything appears motionless in relation to the planet.
18:40Exactly, young friend, that explains all these things
18:44The radio telescopes are still operational.
18:46Although they no longer grasp much new information
18:49That's because, you see, a surface of 500 billion square wavelengths
18:52Allows sending or receiving signals over a distance of 100 trillion kilometers
18:57That's only 10,000 light-years.
18:59A tear in the ocean
19:01Because, of course, the width of the arc beam must be taken into account.
19:04This leads us to calculate very precisely
19:07And now, master, what is this?
19:09That ?
19:10Oh, that's a strange story.
19:12As early as the 21st century, wealthy people have requested to be buried in space.
19:15This made them feel closer to heaven.
19:17Things were going well until we realized that the skies were getting rather crowded.
19:22So we gathered them together in a floating cemetery, of which, you see here, one, two
19:28Rest and leisure facilities for Spatio-Gare staff
19:32And the big hat on their heads?
19:34Their solar energy reflector, Fisto
19:37Everything has always come from the sun
19:39Life, energy, oil, coal, the sun
19:43They are constantly releasing 250 trillion tons of chemical vapors.
19:46And what have we done with it up until the 21st century, huh?
19:49What have we done with it? I ask you.
19:51We're asleep at the skin's core, that's what we've done with it.
19:54Master, master over there, could this be the...
19:56Yes, my boy, the spacecraft graveyard, the one you wanted to see.
20:00Already in the year 2000, 400 objects were cataloged in the sky
20:03That gives you an idea of what happened a few centuries later
20:06But it took a catastrophe for the world to realize the danger, as always
20:10It takes catastrophes for men to understand
20:12It seems that the reason is not forward-looking.
20:15Okay, so what was I saying about this ship?
20:18Ah yes, ah yes, that's it
20:18One day, it was returning to Earth on autopilot.
20:21Travel wasn't what it is now.
20:23And the staff were in hibernation.
20:24When he encountered a small drifting ship
20:27And that's where, we don't really know why
20:29The shock was appalling.
20:33So we finally decided to clean the space of all this clutter.
20:36And to group it there
20:41Before you, ladies and gentlemen
20:43Those who remain from the famous cruiser, the Invincible
20:45The very same one who victoriously opposed the enemy during the war
20:59As you can see, it's a very busy place
21:01Purpose, pilgrimage, museum, attraction center
21:04And Luna Park too
21:06Here, you have here
21:07Amusement park, shows of all kinds
21:09Hot dog, museum, attraction center
21:12Okay, shall we continue?
21:14Let's go to the solar ring, shall we?
21:30I repeat to you, my children
21:31The sun is not only a considerable energy reserve
21:35The sun is the very source of life.
21:40Everything you see here works thanks to him
21:45Did you see?
21:46And there
21:47We are still heading towards the ring
21:50Yes, master
21:56Energy ring and over there, the sun
21:59Have you ever considered what would happen?
22:01If instead of distributing this considerable energy
22:04We were able to direct it all at once, to a single point?
22:08It's top secret
22:08But to you, our rescuers, I can say it well.
22:10It would happen that a threat
22:13Like the one we just escaped thanks to you
22:16That would be impossible because it is enough for us
22:26Any material, even the most incredibly strong metal
22:30It would melt like cheap plastic heated white-hot
22:36Even an entire planet would be vaporized, reduced to stellar dust.
22:42Such a weapon, guardian of Earth, on distant bases
22:46We would be invulnerable
22:48And you're not afraid of unleashing such power?
22:51But come on, it would be purely indefensive.
22:55You know very well that our intentions are not belligerent.
22:59Ah, you're right, that's true, it always starts like that.
23:03Okay, let's admit it, anyway, our tests could never have been positive
23:07There have always been incidents
23:09Some are even talking about sabotage.
23:11Who knows, and who would benefit?
23:14But those of Cassiopeia, of course
23:16Just imagine, if your cannons had been in working order
23:19During their last attempt
23:21Do you have any people from Cassiopeia here?
23:23In space, probably a few
23:25But these are proven technicians, above suspicion.
23:28How can you know that?
23:30You can take that from our experience, maestro.
23:32You can never be too wary of those types.
23:34Do you keep an eye on them?
23:37Look at this gathering
23:38Something's going on here.
23:40Oh really? Let's go see.
23:48Here we are
23:50Police, you have no business being here
23:53Please go back where you came from.
23:54Oh, pardon me, Master, I didn't recognize you.
23:57Please pass, gentlemen.
23:58One of our colleagues was killed
24:00It is believed that he was thrown out of his vehicle.
24:02Was he alone?
24:04Yes, he was on patrol in the area.
24:06Has his vehicle been located?
24:08Yes, Lieutenant, he's going in circles
24:10It's empty, it will be here in ten minutes
24:13Is it programmed?
24:14So come quickly, there's no time to lose
24:20You're staying on the shuttle, maestro
24:22We'll be back soon
24:28You go this way, I'll go that way
24:30He shouldn't be far away
24:31Indeed, well said, my boy
24:33And what good will that do you?
24:35You young people weren't taught anything new.
24:37That curiosity was a bad habit?
24:39Education is failing, gentlemen.
24:41You'll have to pay
24:43Okay, fine, but first, explain it to me
24:45Why did you do that?
24:47Oh, I can tell you that.
24:48Now that you are going to die
24:50This cop caught me doing a little sabotage.
24:54The usual routine, you know?
24:55And then he wanted to take me in his vehicle
24:58Then a little fight
24:59And I found myself without a helmet
25:01Just to get some fresh air
25:02His constitution was not very robust
25:04That's what it is
25:05I took a short walk before coming back here
25:07Abandon the overly bulky vehicle
25:10Okay, now
25:12But, but you wouldn't happen to be Omega's people?
25:15Earth's heroes?
25:17Yes, that's it.
25:18The boss is going to be happy
25:21So, the prayers are over.
25:26And now, I'm going to count to three
25:33Watch out, behind you
25:35Well then, my little man
25:37It hasn't worked for centuries.
25:39Ha ha ha!
25:40Ha ha ha!
25:41Ha ha ha!
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