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مسلسل Monk مترجم - Episode 7
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00:03Sydney? Where are you going?
00:04Oh, I didn't tell you I had a lecture.
00:07Another lecture? I'm gonna have you on the faculty.
00:10I don't mind. It's good to get back.
00:12You don't owe them anything.
00:14I just gave them a half a million dollars last year.
00:16That's just writing a check.
00:17I won't be late. I'll try not to wake you.
00:19You can wake me.
00:23Good night, Maria.
00:28Hi, Carolyn. Have a pleasant evening, sir.
00:31Mrs. Danvers?
00:33Good evening, sir. We all set?
00:35Yeah, I think I'll drive myself tonight.
00:37You want the Volvo?
00:38No, I think I'll take the Ford.
00:39I'll bring it around. Thank you.
01:29So what did you do?
01:31Oh, I hate you first. Tell me what you thought.
01:34I liked it.
01:35I liked it too?
01:36I really liked that actress. What's your name again?
01:39Literally... something like that.
01:43Okay, where's my car?
01:44I think it's over there.
01:45Give me your wallet!
01:47Now!
01:48Okay.
01:49Everything's cool.
01:50Don't be a hero!
01:55Hey, what are you doing?
02:00Here we go.
02:18Here we go.
02:55Here we go.
03:10Here we go.
03:36Here we go.
03:45Here we go.
03:56Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a single parent?
04:00Um, no.
04:02My paycheck bounced, Adrian.
04:05The lamp.
04:07What are you going to do about it?
04:08I guess I'll just have to sweep it up.
04:10No, I am talking about the money.
04:12I thought Leo Otterman paid us.
04:14He gave me an IOU.
04:16He said he was a little short.
04:17No, no, no, no, no.
04:18Leo Otterman is not a little short.
04:20We just recovered one of his Picasso paintings that is worth over $2 million.
04:24He said he wasn't liquid or whatever.
04:27Adrian, this is a business with clients and expenses.
04:35I know money doesn't matter.
04:37I know money doesn't matter on planet monk, but I have a kid that expects three meals a day and
04:41sometimes gets sick.
04:44If you missed another paycheck, I'm quitting.
04:47This is very important.
04:49So I'm going to say it again.
04:51If you miss one more paycheck, I'm quitting.
04:56She'll hold that.
04:59Hello?
05:00Better be a job.
05:06Now, don't give in, okay?
05:09A 10% rate doesn't ask you for too much.
05:11You're right.
05:12You're right.
05:13You're right.
05:1310%.
05:13You can't argue with that.
05:15And don't solve any problems.
05:16You can't argue with anything until they agree.
05:17As soon as you tell them we did it, we lose our leverage.
05:20You're right.
05:21You're right.
05:22Captain.
05:23You see, the circus is in town.
05:24Oh, yeah.
05:25It's going to get a lot worse.
05:27Captain, Adrian wants to talk to you about her fee.
05:30Is that the shooter?
05:31Yeah, Archie Modine.
05:32He's an ex-cop.
05:33He was second lieutenant in Palo Alto.
05:35I already checked him out.
05:36He was a straight-up good cop.
05:37Now he's head of security at C.K. Pharmaceuticals.
05:40Captain, about her fee, we want...
05:43We want to talk...
05:44Come on, please.
05:45Walk me through it.
05:46All right.
05:47It's pretty routine until we get to the punchline.
05:50Modine and his date are walking to their car over here.
05:54The perp is over here.
05:57The perp pops out with a knife.
05:59Modine pulls out his piece.
06:01.38 caliber.
06:02I already called.
06:03He's licensed.
06:05Bang, bang, bang.
06:06Three in the chest.
06:07So I just have one question.
06:09What am I doing here?
06:10Here comes the punchline.
06:11Our perp is Sidney Teal.
06:16The computer guy?
06:19Get out of town.
06:21Take a look.
06:28That's what five billion dollars looks like.
06:32Get out of town.
06:34What in God's name was he doing?
06:37I think, maybe, that this is how he got his kicks.
06:41I mean, that kind of money can make a person crazy.
06:44Yeah, I wouldn't know.
06:46You're right.
06:48Anyway, that's my theory.
06:49If you've got a better one, I'd really like to hear it.
06:52Hello.
06:52No, no.
06:54Captain, we can't start working until we talk about our feet.
06:58Sharona, could you give me a second here?
07:00When are you going to answer?
07:02You know this is insane.
07:04Yeah, it's crazy.
07:05It gets crazier.
07:05Check this out.
07:09You guys wearing knee pads.
07:11Knee pads?
07:11Yeah, and he's got elbow pads.
07:13Is he planning on going rollerblading after?
07:16Sir, you're coming out of the theater.
07:17I'll be right up there.
07:18Sir, sir, excuse me.
07:19Just step back.
07:20You're coming out of the theater and heading towards your car?
07:23That's right.
07:23I had my keys out, which now I can't find.
07:26Excuse me.
07:28Sir, are these yours?
07:30Yeah.
07:31It's great.
07:31Thanks.
07:32I appreciate it.
07:33Mr. Odeen, what happened next?
07:35He came at me with a knife and he said something.
07:38He said, don't be a hero.
07:40Don't be a hero?
07:41Yeah.
07:42Anyway, I pulled my piece and I got three rounds off.
07:44Because he didn't realize he was messing with the second lieutenant.
07:47I just lived right up here.
07:48I saw the whole thing.
07:49That's exactly what happened.
07:51Hey, lieutenant.
07:52Is that really Sidney Teal?
07:54I'm afraid so.
07:55Jeez.
07:57$500 a day, plus expenses.
07:59Well, I think it's more than fair.
08:01He's never had a race.
08:02I can't authorize an increase like this, Your Honor.
08:04You're going to have to take this downtown.
08:06Talk to Shelly Burger, your pal.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:09That's right.
08:09We'll deal with it later.
08:11Can I say something?
08:13I'd like to file a complaint against one of your cops.
08:16Excuse me?
08:17There was a cop standing right over there who saw the entire thing.
08:20After Archie shot the guy, the cop just turned and ran away.
08:24Did you get a badge number?
08:25I'm afraid I didn't.
08:26Captain.
08:27Captain, is there a policy for a police officer just to flee?
08:30I have no comment because it's ridiculous.
08:33All right.
08:33There is not an officer on this force that would run away from the scene of a crime.
08:38It is inconceivable.
08:39I know what I saw.
08:41He ran away.
08:42I saw it too.
08:42He ran away.
08:44Captain, why would an officer flee this scene?
08:46Are you covering something else?
08:47What's going on?
08:47Captain.
08:48Captain, what's going on?
08:50Speed limit's 35.
08:52I am going 35.
08:5337.
08:5438 now.
08:55Why couldn't you just hold out for the race?
08:57I can't believe you folded like a cheap suit.
08:59Tent.
09:00For the record, I folded like a cheap tent.
09:02Did you call Leo Waterman?
09:03I haven't been able to reach him.
09:04Yield.
09:05The sign says yield.
09:06There's nobody there.
09:08I mean, you're the best detective in the free world and you can't find one deadbeat
09:11client.
09:12What's that noise?
09:14It's the alternator.
09:15Why don't you have it fixed?
09:19Okay.
09:20Here's plan B.
09:22We are going to solve this case as fast as we can, okay?
09:25A billionaire with too much time on his hands went crazy.
09:28I don't know.
09:29What about the knee pads?
09:30No, no, no, no.
09:30Forget the knee pads.
09:32A billionaire went crazy and that's it.
09:34We're going to take some credit for it this time.
09:35Get a little publicity and then I'm going to call Sheldon Berger in the mayor's office
09:39and demand a 10% increase.
09:46Speaking of money.
09:48Whoa.
09:49We are in the wrong business.
09:51Not just us.
09:52Everybody in the world except this guy is in their own business.
09:57We're building a guest house in the backyard.
09:59I was supposed to meet with an architect today.
10:02Do you know what I did instead?
10:05I made funeral arrangements.
10:08I know.
10:09It's a terrible time, Mrs. Teal.
10:11We...
10:12We just have a couple of questions.
10:16Yeah, um...
10:17The police think that Sidney was having a midlife crisis.
10:20That's true.
10:21It started about a year and a half ago.
10:24Sidney just changed.
10:26He started trying new things.
10:28Crazy things.
10:30Renting motorcycles and bungee jumping, skydiving.
10:35He said he loved the rush of it.
10:38He loved the rush?
10:39Well, I used to say I married Batman.
10:44I never imagined in a million years that he'd do anything like this.
10:47Robbing someone with a knife.
10:50I don't know what he was thinking.
10:52Adrian.
10:53Adrian.
10:54My sister has the same painting on a shower curtain.
10:56Huh.
11:02And did he go out often?
11:04At night alone?
11:06The police asked me that same question.
11:08Um...
11:09Recently, he started going out late.
11:12Once or twice a week.
11:13He always had a good excuse.
11:16I feel like an idiot, really.
11:17Why do you think he was wearing knee pads last night?
11:21I have no idea.
11:24Oh, I'm sorry.
11:25I must look terrible.
11:26Oh, no.
11:27No, no, no.
11:28You look fine.
11:31I just have one more question.
11:32When did your husband start wearing eyeglasses?
11:36About three years ago, I guess.
11:38Why?
11:39No reason.
11:43Why'd you ask about his glasses?
11:45So I could tell which photographs were the most recent.
11:48There were about 200 pictures in that room.
11:50They documented everything.
11:52And?
11:52No bungee jumping.
11:54No skydiving.
11:55The most exciting thing Sidney Teal's done in the last two years is go to Disneyland.
11:59Not exactly Batman.
12:01This guy?
12:02He was...
12:03What's the opposite of Batman?
12:05You are.
12:13Damn it!
12:14I hate this car!
12:15Damn it!
12:16Damn it!
12:17Why don't you try saying damn it a few more times?
12:19That might help.
12:21And how long have you worked for Mr. Teal?
12:24Seven years.
12:25Who am I talking to?
12:26Oh, I'm not a cop.
12:28I knew that.
12:28Cops take care of their car.
12:30He's a private consultant.
12:32The police call him in whenever they're stumped.
12:34Yeah?
12:35Well, join the club.
12:36I'm stumped too.
12:37Could you hold that?
12:39Excuse me?
12:40Could you hold that for a sec?
12:42I'm not a cop.
12:44I'm not a cop.
12:45So do you believe what they're saying?
12:47That Mr. Teal had a dark side, a secret life?
12:51Mr. Teal didn't have a life.
12:53Except for his computers.
12:55And Boy Scouts used to laugh at him.
12:56You know, he didn't drink.
12:57He didn't smoke.
12:58He wouldn't even let me start the car until we both buckled up.
13:01Did he have much of a temper?
13:04No.
13:05No.
13:06Mr. Teal, he was a pussycat.
13:08Here's an example.
13:09Last year, there was a break-in down the street.
13:12And Mr. Teal bought a gun for protection.
13:15Wait a minute.
13:15He owned a gun?
13:16He owned it, but he never used it.
13:19I drove him to the practice range.
13:20He couldn't even pull the trigger.
13:22He just froze up.
13:24So, how do you explain last night?
13:28Must have been hypnotized, the most I can figure out.
13:30That can make sense.
13:31No, you can't hypnotize someone to do something they wouldn't ordinarily do.
13:34What about Mrs. Teal?
13:36Would you say she was a pussycat?
13:37No, she's more like a tiger.
13:39But I never worked for her, I worked for him.
13:41She made that clear.
13:43Look, truth is, I'll be out of a job soon.
13:46So, if you're looking for a driver, let me know.
13:49Hey, see you good, boss?
13:51Well, my last paycheck bounced.
13:53I can't take a vacation because he can't live without me.
13:56And two nights ago, he called me at 4 a.m. because he saw a cockroach.
14:01It was pretty big.
14:04Try it now.
14:11Ah, that should be alright for a while.
14:14What do we owe you?
14:16You wanna thank me?
14:18Find out what happened to my boss.
14:20You know, it's funny.
14:22Mr. Teal had it all.
14:24More money than God.
14:26A beautiful wife.
14:28But he was the loneliest man in the world.
14:31I was the chauffeur, and I felt sorry for him.
14:34You felt sorry for your boss?
14:36I can only imagine what that would feel like.
14:38Get in the car.
14:40I'm gonna do what I can.
14:53Captain.
14:54You just missed the deputy commissioner.
14:57Guess what he wanted to talk about?
14:58Murder rates spiking?
15:00The Sydney Teal investigation?
15:01No.
15:02All he wanted to know is what we're doing about the runaway cop.
15:05Freighty cop.
15:07Excuse me?
15:09That's what they're calling him.
15:11We, uh, sort of pieced together the route he took.
15:15I don't know.
15:16Okay.
15:18After the shooting, three people saw him running west towards the park here.
15:23And on 19th here, he flagged down a taxi.
15:27He took a taxi?
15:28Yeah, it gets worse.
15:29He, uh, threw up in the back seat.
15:30Yeah, but we did get his blood type from the vomit.
15:34The taxi then, uh, dropped him off at a bar up on Gary Street.
15:39There, where he sat in a booth at the back, apparently drinking bourbon and crying.
15:42He was crying?
15:44Oh, dear lord.
15:46About midnight, an older woman in a brown station wagon was seen picking him up.
15:50Possibly his mother.
15:53He called his mommy?
15:55Yeah.
15:57Well, that son of a bitch better hope I don't find him first.
16:05Why don't you put those, um, over there?
16:11You certainly had a lot of friends.
16:13It's been overwhelming.
16:15These are from Bill Gates.
16:18Those are from the governor.
16:19And look at all these letters.
16:23Excuse me.
16:24What are you doing?
16:25This one was sticking up.
16:27You'll thank me later.
16:30How long have you worked for Mr. Teal?
16:32I was with him from the beginning.
16:34The very beginning.
16:36When he was working out of his garage.
16:39He was probably happier there.
16:41We only had two phone lines.
16:43We had to fill all the orders ourselves.
16:48That's his autobiography.
16:50You can have one.
16:52Sidney loves signing them for people.
16:55Now what are you doing?
16:57I made that one too short.
16:59So, now I have to cut the others.
17:01Make them all even.
17:02I'm sure you'll understand.
17:03When was the last time you talked to Mr. Teal?
17:06That evening.
17:07Um, he called on his way home to ask about Tony Bennett.
17:10Not the singer, Tony Bennett?
17:12Mira's a big fan.
17:14Sidney was taking her to Vegas to see his show.
17:16He was arranging for Tony Bennett to meet them at the airport.
17:19Wow, Tony Bennett.
17:20He was going to surprise her.
17:22He loved doing that.
17:24Mrs. Butterworth.
17:25Do you have any idea what Sidney Teal was doing in that parking lot?
17:29No.
17:30I still can't believe it happened.
17:33I'm still in denial.
17:34Mugging somebody.
17:35For what?
17:36Maybe $40?
17:38Well, maybe he went crazy.
17:39Do you think that's possible, Mr. Monk?
17:41For a man to be normal one day and then suddenly go crazy?
17:44Yes.
17:48I meant the...
17:54This is the fifth store, Adrian.
17:57I have a good feeling about this place.
18:02What about this one?
18:05Uh, the other one was silver and it swiveled.
18:08You don't have to buy the exact same lamp.
18:10What do you mean?
18:10You could buy a different lamp.
18:12Different lamp?
18:13Yeah, Adrian.
18:14What about this one?
18:15This is great.
18:16It was not silver.
18:17The other one was silver.
18:18It's just a lamp.
18:19If you were blindfolded, you wouldn't know the difference.
18:21If I was blindfolded, why would I need a lamp?
18:24Okay, that was a bad example.
18:25Look, they're all basically the same.
18:27What about this one?
18:28This is great.
18:29It doesn't swivel.
18:30The other one swiveled.
18:33I think you should try something different for a change.
18:36Probably don't even make your stupid lamp anymore.
18:39What do you mean?
18:40Maybe it's been discontinued.
18:43Discontinued?
18:45Why don't you buy a lamp factory and make your own?
18:48It only costs you $500,000, but at least you'd have your precious lamp.
18:52There it is.
18:54This is it.
18:56You're buying three?
18:58Two are backups.
19:01Why don't you fill out an application?
19:04Maybe I will.
19:06$95.75.
19:10Would you mind?
19:11I'll pay you back.
19:12Where's your wallet?
19:13I'm having it, you know, buffed.
19:17Look at that face.
19:19There's no way this guy walked on the wild side.
19:22No way.
19:23I don't know.
19:24People surprise you.
19:27You know, when we were in his office, I saw some flowers from his old fraternity, Phi Beta Tau.
19:33I used to date a guy from that frat.
19:35He was pretty intense.
19:37He told me about two guys who almost died during initiation.
19:41There was like the secret ceremonies and weird handshakes.
19:46Look who I'm talking to about weird handshakes.
19:48Excuse me.
19:49It's declined.
19:50We accept cash.
19:53Adrian, this is unacceptable.
19:55It is just unacceptable.
19:56You have to pay me.
19:59Did you try calling Leo Ottoman again?
20:01Huh?
20:02Did you?
20:04What's wrong?
20:06On his keychain, he had an insignia Phi Beta Tau.
20:10What?
20:11Who did?
20:12The guy who shot Teal.
20:16R.G. Modine.
20:17They were in the same fraternity.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:21What?
20:22They knew each other.
20:26This was a lot more enjoyable when I was on that side of the table.
20:29You're on the right side of the table, Modine.
20:33Look, Captain, I'm not lawyering up here, am I?
20:36I'm talking to you, right?
20:38I screwed up.
20:39I admitted it.
20:39Oh, yeah, he screwed up.
20:42I withheld information.
20:45I filed a false report.
20:46All right?
20:47I knew the guy.
20:49Yeah.
20:49Why the hell didn't you tell us that before?
20:52I was protecting a friend.
20:57Mrs. Teal.
20:59That's right.
20:59I mean, I just didn't want to drag her into all this.
21:02You understand that.
21:07Maybe not.
21:09I just didn't think anybody would connect us.
21:11I mean, how did you find out?
21:13We had a little help.
21:16Sidney Teal was two years ahead of me at Cal State.
21:18We were in the same frat, but I didn't really know him.
21:21How'd you meet his wife?
21:23Fundraiser for the college.
21:24You know, Sidney was in the spotlight, but my interest was more in Mira.
21:30And as the kids say, we hooked up.
21:32It was a fling.
21:33I mean, I hardly remember it.
21:36Teal must have found out.
21:37And then, you know...
21:38Oh, come on, Captain.
21:40He came at me with a knife.
21:41What would you do?
21:44Sidney Teal did not suffer a nervous breakdown.
21:47The incident on Harrison Place was, in fact, a crime of passion.
21:51We believe that Mr. Teal was, in fact, trying to murder Mr. Modine,
21:56who was linked romantically at one time with Mr. Teal's wife, Mira.
22:00Over the next ten days, the DA's office is going to decide
22:03whether or not they want to press charges against Mr. Modine
22:05for filing a false report.
22:07Any questions?
22:08Please.
22:08Captain, is there any news on Frady Cup?
22:12No comment.
22:13Captain, there's a story in today's Tribune that says
22:15the Department knows the identity of Frady Cup,
22:17but is refusing to release it.
22:18Is that true, Captain?
22:22No comment.
22:28Hey, hey, hey!
22:29Hang on. I have another statement.
22:31Here it is.
22:32The next reporter that asks me about this so-called Frady Cup
22:35is going to be banned from all press conferences for a year.
22:44Here's our invoice for the Teal case. We like to get paid.
22:47Don't you usually just mail this in?
22:49We're in a rush.
22:50A little short, huh?
22:51Yeah.
22:52So are you.
22:53Just initial it.
22:54Word says job completed to satisfaction, please.
22:57What are you doing?
22:58It's not over.
22:59No, no, no.
23:00Don't do this.
23:01The case is closed.
23:02You heard the press conference.
23:04He owned a gun.
23:05Who did?
23:06Sidney Teal.
23:07If he wanted to kill Archie Modine in that parking lot,
23:09why didn't he bring the gun?
23:10I don't know.
23:11He bought a knife.
23:12It wasn't a very big knife.
23:13Only had a four-inch blade.
23:15And I don't think Teal knew about that affair.
23:17He was planning a romantic getaway with his wife.
23:19Remember?
23:19Look.
23:20We need to get paid.
23:22I need cash.
23:23The stores in my neighborhood insist on money.
23:31I'm sorry.
23:33I'm really, really sorry.
23:36I can't.
23:37There's more to it.
23:39If you don't submit that invoice, I'm quitting.
23:42Now, I'm gonna give you until three.
23:45No, not three o'clock.
23:46I'm counting to three.
23:50One, two, three.
23:59Call me the minute you grow up.
24:10What should I do?
24:13I don't know.
24:15No.
24:16Tell me what to do.
24:18I can't do that.
24:22Can you find somebody who will tell me what to do?
24:41I don't mind a second, just if I can do it.
24:50Get herself.
24:55What?
25:01How much is it?
25:03Look, looks at one of the animals.
25:15so d-man this fraidy cop situation is getting out of control the san francisco pd just bought a
25:21bunch of squad cars that only go in reverse well you know what i heard every officer is being issued
25:26some new equipment a white flag and a diaper but they better do it uptight because there's a cold
25:31snap coming a drive-by shooting did they have any leaves nothing on the bullets
25:41they found the car a few blocks away stolen 100 clean of prints you know you you don't seem very
25:49upset well it means i'm making someone very uneasy and that's not such a bad thing well
25:56sharona must have been terrified she quit we had an argument about money she took a job at a lamp
26:03store on prospect street she'd rather sell lamps than work for me let me ask you something two
26:10weeks ago she bought me this mug said world's greatest boss are you allowed to do that buy
26:17someone a mug and then just quit i don't think mugs are legally binding agent i never had to think
26:25about money trudi used to pay all the bills while we're on that subject there there is something
26:32that i have to say oh no no you see that this can't be good well no the the the
26:38the fact is that
26:39um see i i haven't been paid for the past nine weeks nine sessions now that's a lot of money
26:46oh my
26:47god you're gonna leave me too no no no i i did not say that adrian i'm gonna be all
26:52alone
26:54what a time to be me adrian i promise you i no one is leaving you sharona dead
27:01are you okay i hate owing you money i just i just hate it listen until until we get squared
27:12away
27:13i'm gonna have to start seeing you twice a week
27:31uh excuse me miss we're closing now that's right what for it's a holiday what holiday
27:40it's lamp day how was your day i bought a lamp three actually
28:36it's a holiday
28:45I've been meaning to buy the book.
28:47Did he really mention me?
28:48Drink your milk.
28:49Yeah, it was just one line in Chapter 3.
28:52He said he loved you.
28:54I'm surprised he even remembers me.
28:57We only dated, like, two or three times.
29:01Sidney was a junior.
29:02You know, you could already tell that he was going to be rich or famous.
29:06The guy was a genius.
29:08I should have married the schlub.
29:10Oh, wait, wait, wait, uh, hold on one sec.
29:13He was a junior.
29:15Can I ask you something?
29:16Yeah?
29:17Is this your first case?
29:20Uh, no, but...
29:22I usually work with a partner.
29:29I'm looking for Kelly Street.
29:31Oh, Kelly's not home. I'm her sister, Bonnie.
29:33Uh, my name...
29:34It doesn't matter. Come on in.
29:40Kelly should be back any minute.
29:43Can I get you anything?
29:45We have, uh, high C or grape juice.
29:48Oh, how about some homemade applesauce?
29:51No, I'm fine. I'm just perfect.
29:55So, you say your wife was a writer.
29:57Yeah, she, she was a columnist for the Examiner.
30:01She, she died four years ago. She was murdered.
30:03Oh, dear. What's the world coming to?
30:06I don't know, ma'am. I ask myself that every day.
30:08This, this was from, from her appointment book.
30:13See, this was her last entry.
30:15I always thought that 530 Kelly Street was an address, but then this morning, it hit me.
30:22It's a name, Kelly Street.
30:24Well, her real name's Katrina.
30:25I was the first one to call her Kelly.
30:27Right.
30:27And, and, and, and the 530 is, is not a house number.
30:31It means half past five, of course.
30:33So, Trudy must have been planning to meet your sister on that day.
30:37Something about a Mr. Simon, you see?
30:40Who, who is that?
30:42Was a friend of the family?
30:44Mr. Simon was your dog.
30:47Dog.
30:47When Mr. Simon passed away and died, Kelly couldn't bear to bury him.
30:51So she had him stuffed.
30:53Some people found it peculiar.
30:55Your wife was probably writing a little story about her.
30:58Um, do you mind if I touch him?
31:01Of course.
31:08Taxidermy always fascinated me.
31:13What are you doing?
31:16That's not Mr. Simon's silly billy.
31:19That's the Colonel.
31:20Colonel.
31:21This is Mr. Simon.
31:25I see.
31:27Oh, company.
31:29Oh, thank God.
31:30Are you, are you Kelly Street, Mrs. Kelly Street?
31:33You don't remember me?
31:35I'm, I'm sorry?
31:37Mr. Monk, you've been here three times.
31:40You come every year asking about your wife.
31:46Oh, dear.
31:51You should write it down, Mr. Monk.
31:55So you don't forget.
31:57You're right.
32:00You're right.
32:02I must have blocked it out.
32:08In the book, Mr. Teal said somebody mugged you on your first date.
32:11But he didn't really give any details.
32:16Technically, we weren't mugged.
32:17We were almost mugged.
32:21I was scared to death.
32:22I just froze.
32:23He had a knife.
32:25He had a knife?
32:26But Sidney, he lunged at the guy.
32:29He started fighting.
32:31Come on!
32:33I couldn't believe it.
32:35Sidney really stood up to him.
32:37I didn't think he had it in him.
32:38Did he say anything?
32:41Who?
32:42The mugger.
32:44Oh, geez.
32:45That was 20 years ago.
32:47Uh, I think he said, you know, give me your money.
32:52Don't be a hero.
32:54He said that?
32:57Don't be a hero?
32:58Yeah.
32:59Is that important?
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01That is, that is very important.
33:07Um, I think I just busted this case wide open.
33:37I bet it's better.
33:43Leo?
33:44Leo?
33:46Leo!
33:48Leo!
33:49Leo!
33:49Leo, out of here!
33:52Hey, you remember me?
33:53I'm, I'm, I'm Adrian Monk.
33:55Of course I remember you.
33:56Yeah, yeah, I, I, I found you, Picasso, and I still have not been paid.
34:00I told you, I need a little more time.
34:02Yeah, Leo, and I'm, and I'm telling you that that is not good enough, sir.
34:06Okay, okay, look, Leo, Sharona quit again, and, and I, I went to see Kelly Street, because
34:12I thought she was an address, but she, she's not an address, she's, she's, she's a woman.
34:16I've been there before three times.
34:19Forget that, just forget all that.
34:21Sharona was not there.
34:23I can't pay her, see, so, and I, and I cannot do this without her.
34:28Thank you for sharing.
34:29Yeah, okay, Leo.
34:30I'm sure it's all very fascinating.
34:31Call my office, and we'll work something out.
34:34No, Leo, Leo, wait, Leo, wait a second.
34:36All right, look, look, Leo, hey.
34:39Okay, look.
34:40Leo, I'm not moving.
34:42You think I'm bluffing?
34:43You're, you're gonna have to run me down.
34:51Rebecca, one or the other.
34:53Adrian!
34:55Adrian!
35:02Oh my God, I've been looking all over for you.
35:05Are you okay?
35:05Yeah, that was Leo, I tried to stop him, but he got away.
35:10I, I, I wanted to pay you.
35:11No, no, no, no, just forget about that jerk.
35:13Look at this.
35:14What have you been doing?
35:16Investigating.
35:17I went to see Angie DeLuca.
35:19She used to date Sidney Teal in college.
35:21Now, Adrian, you're not gonna believe this.
35:23There was another mugging 20 years ago.
35:25It was the exact same thing, except Sidney Teal was the guy being mugged.
35:29What?
35:31Now, get this.
35:33The mugger from 20 years ago said, don't be a hero.
35:36Really?
35:40That's interesting.
35:42See, I knew it was interesting.
35:44I mean, I didn't know why, but I knew.
35:52I know that look.
35:55You got it, right?
36:00Are you sure about this?
36:02Yes.
36:03You hesitated.
36:05Why'd you hesitate?
36:05I was thinking about something else.
36:08Mr. Modine.
36:09Thank you for coming.
36:10What the hell is going on, Captain?
36:12Mr. Monk wants a few moments of everybody's time.
36:14I think that's not too much for you.
36:15Captain Sotomayor.
36:16He leads on the Bradycock.
36:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:18He's living in Mexico.
36:19Hey, hey, hey, hey.
36:19You want to ambush people?
36:21You join the army, okay?
36:22The captain's trying to work here.
36:23People, he doesn't have time for your craft.
36:25Now, step back, please.
36:26Step back.
36:27Officer Murata.
36:28Thank you, sir.
36:29Here he comes.
36:29Here he comes.
36:30Captain Sotomayor.
36:31Captain Sotomayor.
36:31Captain Sotomayor.
36:32Captain Sotomayor.
36:34I wish I'd known you were coming.
36:36I could have had Mrs. Danvers prepare something.
36:38This isn't a party, Mrs. Thiel.
36:41Well, I guess you can't believe everything you read.
36:43Newspapers said the investigation was closed.
36:45Theirs was.
36:46Ours wasn't.
36:47My attorney says that I can file a harassment case whenever I feel like it.
36:51Mrs. Thiel, your lawyers are going to have enough to do to keep you off of death row.
36:55You'll be needing an attorney, too, sir, for the murder of Sidney Thiel and the attempted murder of me.
37:01The drive-by shooting.
37:03Both of them?
37:04They were in it together, Captain.
37:06I'll tell you what troubled me from the very beginning.
37:08The knee pads and the elbow pads.
37:12When your husband left that night, he wasn't planning to mug anyone.
37:17He wasn't planning to kill anyone.
37:19He was just going out to have a little fun.
37:22Maybe roll around on the ground.
37:24He thought he was going to help you impress your date, Mr. Modine.
37:28It's ridiculous.
37:28Is it?
37:29You did it before, 20 years ago.
37:31He wrote about it in his book.
37:33Back in college, Sidney had a big date with Angie DeLuca.
37:37He wasn't much of a ladies' man.
37:39And he was trying to impress her.
37:41So the two of you cooked up a plan?
37:43Yep, you cooked up a plan.
37:45Would you like to tell it?
37:47No, no, no.
37:49You're better at telling it.
37:50Yeah, but go ahead.
37:51You can tell it.
37:53No, you tell it.
37:54I'll tell it next time.
37:55For God's sake, somebody tell it.
37:57It was a harmless little prank.
38:00You pretended to mug Sidney Teal and his date.
38:03And for a minute, the mild-mannered computer geek got to look like Superman.
38:08And I'm sure you both had a big laugh about it later on.
38:12You are a nutcase.
38:14No one's going to believe him.
38:16On occasion, I've been known to believe him.
38:18Don't stop now.
38:20Where was I?
38:2020 years later, Sidney brought Mira to his college fundraiser.
38:25And that's where you two met.
38:27And you met again, and again, and again.
38:30Are you sure you don't want to tell it?
38:32No, no, no.
38:32You're doing great.
38:33Just go.
38:34A year goes by.
38:35You decide that life would be perfect without Sidney Teal around.
38:41So you two had your plans.
38:44You contacted Sidney, and you reminded him about the time that you helped him impress his date.
38:49And you asked him if he wouldn't like to return the favor.
38:52You knew he wouldn't say no.
38:54It was a chance for him to relive one of the best nights of his life.
38:57And it worked like a charm.
38:59To the rest of the world, it appeared that an eccentric billionaire had a nervous breakdown.
39:05And if worse came to worse, and anyone connected you with Sidney Teal, you just had to admit
39:10that you'd had an affair, and claim that the shooting was self-defense.
39:14That is one hell of a story, Mr. Monk.
39:18If you could prove it.
39:23He always went the extra mile.
39:25That night, your pal Sidney had a little surprise of his own.
39:29Really?
39:29Yes, sir.
39:30You see, he'd hired an actor to pose as a cop.
39:35So after you scared off the mugger, the cop was going to run up and commend you for your heroism.
39:43Oh, my God.
39:44Frady Cop.
39:44I'm afraid so.
39:46You see, Captain, I remembered what you'd said.
39:48That no cop in your department would ever run from the scene of a crime.
39:52And it occurred to me, maybe Frady Cop wasn't a real cop.
39:57I checked all the local costume shops.
40:00There was only one cop uniform rented that night.
40:02Hey, what are you doing?
40:10Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Joseph Murata.
40:14Very promising young actor.
40:16You?
40:17Joe wanted me to mention that he can be seen in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof at the Harris
40:21-Webley Dinner Theater all next week.
40:24You know, when I heard the shots, I guess I kind of panicked.
40:29I'm sorry if I caused you guys any problems.
40:31Problems?
40:32Kid, you have no idea.
40:34I swear, I didn't know anything about this.
40:37This is all his idea.
40:39Why, bitch?
40:40You planned the whole thing?
40:42Modine!
40:42What happened?
40:46Stay down.
40:47Oh, gee!
40:48Give me the arm.
40:51Modine, you're under arrest for the murder of Sidney Teal.
40:54You have the right to remain silent and anything they say can be used against you in a court of
40:58law.
41:03Three cops, just a couple of questions, please!
41:08Don't let him get away!
41:09Shoot him.
41:10I can't do that, sir.
41:12Then shoot me.
41:16Fourteen hundred, fourteen hundred and sixty.
41:19That's all I have.
41:20You didn't have to call the cops.
41:22Here!
41:23I prefer not to handle cash.
41:27Nice doing business with you, Leo.
41:30Next time, sir, just pay your debts.
41:33Wait a minute.
41:34I know you.
41:35You were on the news.
41:36No, no, that was...
41:36Frady!
41:37That was...
41:37No, no!
41:37Hey!
41:38Come back here!
41:39You know who I am!
41:40Look at him, girl.
41:41He's an inspiration.
41:42You're power!
41:43I was going to give him a couple of bucks.
41:45You can send it to him.
41:46He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
41:47Oh, God.
41:49I can't!
41:55He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
41:57He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:01He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:03He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:05He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:06He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:07He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:07He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:08He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:09He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:09He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:09He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:10He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:10He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:11He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:11He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:12He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
42:17He'll be in Canada by tomorrow.
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