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مسلسل Monk مترجم - Episode 1
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00:25To be continued...
00:45The stove.
00:47Over here. It's in the kitchen.
00:49No, I mean my stove. I think I left it on.
00:52It's okay.
00:54I checked it as we were leaving.
00:56Are you sure? Did you turn the knob?
00:58Yeah.
01:00The little knob, though.
01:01I turned all the knobs.
01:03The stove was the one for Adrian.
01:04Excuse me, sir.
01:05We believe it was a burglary gone sour.
01:07She walked in. She surprised him.
01:09He panicked.
01:10No.
01:10He got a knife in the kitchen.
01:11No.
01:13No, no.
01:14No, no.
01:15This was no burglary.
01:17It wasn't.
01:17He tried to make it look like one, but this guy was cold as ice.
01:23He wore slippers to avoid leaving shoe prints.
01:27Not something your neighborhood crackhead is prone to do.
01:31Adrian.
01:33Adrian.
01:42He was in here.
01:44He was waiting.
01:45Waiting for what?
01:47You know, for her.
01:48He was here at least an hour.
01:51He was smoking.
01:53He could still smell it on the curtains.
01:57Menthols.
01:58Salems.
02:00Possibly Newports.
02:01Maybe she was the smoker.
02:03No, no.
02:04She was a Dutch Calvinist.
02:05They don't smoke.
02:06They consider their bodies to be a holy, a holy chalice of...
02:11I'm sorry.
02:11I'm having trouble concentrating because I think I smell gas.
02:15Did you hear the click?
02:16Because you got to hear the click, not just feel the click.
02:18Hear it.
02:25Anyway, after he killed Miss...
02:27Nicole Vasquez, 25.
02:29Yeah, Miss Vasquez.
02:30He hung around.
02:32He was looking for something.
02:34Looking for what?
02:37I don't know.
02:39He checked something on her computer.
02:42He could have erased the file.
02:44Anything else?
02:45Yes, he's tall.
02:46He's 6'3", maybe 6'4".
02:48What about the pilot light?
02:51Because, you know...
02:52The pilot light is fine.
02:52Sometimes it goes out.
02:53Do you remember the last time it almost went out?
02:55Do you want me to drive all the way back to the city and check the stove?
02:58No.
02:58I mean, is that what you're telling me to do?
02:59No, no, no.
03:01Would you?
03:02Could you?
03:04That would be great.
03:05Oh, excuse me, gentlemen.
03:07Just one second.
03:07Okay, just...
03:09Who is she?
03:11Mrs. Nurse.
03:12Forget about the damn stove, okay?
03:14You were on a job here with your private console.
03:17I know, I smelled it.
03:18And that's a good...
03:19You gotta shut up.
03:20The department thinks you're nuts.
03:22You're never gonna get reinstated.
03:23You're never gonna get hired again.
03:25And we are both gonna be unemployed.
03:27Do you understand the importance of what I am saying?
03:33Now, point it to us itself together.
03:37Concentrate.
03:38It'd be brilliant.
03:42You're brilliant.
03:44Excuse me, sir.
03:45I'm sure that you're right, but...
03:47How do you know all of that?
03:48I mean, about the computers...
03:50It's patently obvious, isn't it?
03:51There are no prints on the keyboard, not even hers.
03:54Why?
03:54He used it.
03:55He wiped them clean.
03:57Right.
03:58And you said that he was tall.
04:00Victim's short.
04:01Maybe 5'4".
04:03Look at the chair.
04:04It's lowered almost all the way.
04:06Wow.
04:07We've been here all morning, and nobody even noticed that.
04:10Well...
04:10Sir, if you can stick around for a bit.
04:12The coroner's on his way.
04:13We should have...
04:13No, no, I'm sorry.
04:14I gotta go.
04:14I'm pretty sure I smell gas.
04:16Gentlemen, you know where to find us.
04:18Just call.
04:22So that's the famous Adrian Monk?
04:24Yeah, the living legend.
04:26Just call that living.
04:49Poisoned in the very air we breathe.
04:52Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
04:55Well, I do.
04:56And it's amazing.
04:59People think I'm crazy.
05:01Because I worry all the time.
05:02If you paid attention, you'd be worried too.
05:05You better pay attention.
05:07Oh, this world we love so much.
05:10Might just kill you.
05:13I could be wrong now.
05:16But I don't think so.
05:18Because there's a jungle out there.
05:20There's a jungle out there.
05:27But I don't think so.
05:47But I don't think so.
05:53Dr. Kroger, I'm feeling great, Dr. Kroger.
05:58You can't sweat the small stuff.
06:00Just you go with the flow.
06:06It's a new me.
06:07It's an old me.
06:09And thanks to you, I owe it all to you.
06:12I feel like I'm back in the saddle.
06:17I owe it all to you, Doc.
06:22I took your advice, Doc.
06:26I'm going with the flow.
06:40So, going with the flow.
06:45Good. Good for you.
06:48You've been, what, doing some consulting?
06:50Yeah, in Santa Clara.
06:53I have an old friend there who's a second lieutenant and called me in.
07:01How did that make you feel?
07:03I mean, being called in.
07:06Feels great.
07:08Feels like old times.
07:14Back in the saddle.
07:18Well, do you think you're ready to go back full-time?
07:22No, I don't mean consulting.
07:24You know, I mean back on the force.
07:26Definitely.
07:28Absolutely.
07:29Do you think I'm ready?
07:31That's the question.
07:35Are you okay?
07:37I'm fine.
07:39Well, you keep looking at that pillow.
07:41I mean, if you want to fix the pillow, it's okay.
07:43You could fix the pillow.
07:44No, no, no.
07:44I was just thinking about...
07:46No, I'm fine.
07:48How are you sleeping?
07:50You still having those dreams?
07:52Well, Judy and I were married for seven years.
07:56It would be weird if I never dreamt about her, right?
08:01You're testing me, aren't you?
08:02You left her like that on purpose.
08:05Did I?
08:09Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:13Yeah, so anyway...
08:17I've been feeling...
08:20Excuse me.
08:25Hold it, that...
08:27No, it's just...
08:30There, it's that pillow.
08:32Okay.
08:34No big deal.
08:41Where were we?
09:02All right.
09:12How's the fee?
09:12I'm, what?
09:14I'm not sure we have a bonus.
09:14I don't know.
09:15I don't know.
09:15I don't know.
09:16I don't know.
09:16I don't know.
09:17I don't know.
09:18I don't know.
09:20I don't know.
09:36You people sound like you're ready for a change.
09:40Am I right or am I right?
09:42The band doesn't start playing until the balloons go, okay?
09:45Right?
09:45San Francisco has a simple decision.
09:48Wait for my cue.
09:48Do we tread water or do we move ahead?
09:53But hell, that's all right.
09:55Hey, how are we doing?
09:57I'm getting locked up, Gavin.
09:59When can I stop smiling?
10:01I'm afraid you're going to have to get used to it, Miranda.
10:03I told you when I signed on, City Hall is just the beginning.
10:08I am your Moses and I am going to take you and your husband to the promised land.
10:13As my old man used to say.
10:15I've seen Sacramento, Gavin.
10:16It's hardly the promised land.
10:18Forget Sacramento, I'm talking about the White House.
10:21And don't forget, when you elect me, you're getting two mayors for the price of one.
10:26My wife, Miranda.
10:33I'm not just talking the talk.
10:35I'm ready to walk the walk.
10:37Are you ready to walk with me?
11:04Okay, I'll call you back.
11:05I'll call you back.
11:06Okay.
11:07St. Clair just gave you another statement.
11:09Is he blaming us?
11:10Not yet.
11:11Just rah-rah stuff.
11:12He will not be silenced.
11:13He will not be intimidated.
11:14And he will be blaming us soon enough.
11:16Everybody does sooner or later.
11:17We've got to make a statement, too.
11:19Is the press here?
11:20Who's here?
11:21The girl from Channel 3.
11:22Pretty one?
11:23No, the other one.
11:25That's okay.
11:27Good.
11:27Who do you want on camera?
11:28Me.
11:28I'll be there.
11:30Yep, I think it'll reassure people to see me taking point.
11:33Yes, sir.
11:34Anything on the shooter?
11:35Say yes.
11:36The forensic boys are still on site, but nothing so far.
11:39Incoming deputy mayor.
11:41Oh, Sheldon Burger, who let you off your leash?
11:43I just came from the hospital.
11:46Bodyguard didn't make it.
11:48Mayor's on his way back from Sacramento.
11:50Look, I don't have to tell you, Captain.
11:52We're on a bus to hell.
11:53I understand.
11:53If we don't slam-dunk this thing, it's going to look like we're not trying.
11:56I'm not an idiot, Sheldon.
11:58I've got every available man on the case.
12:00No, you don't.
12:01The mayor wants you to bring in your old friend.
12:06Monk?
12:09I still can't believe this.
12:11The mayor asked for you personally.
12:13There's a bus on the right.
12:14Oh, this is great.
12:15This is going to get you back in the force.
12:17I'm telling you.
12:18I already have a job, remember?
12:20A girl in Santa Clara merging, merging.
12:23Everybody's...
12:24You want to drive?
12:25What lane are you in?
12:26You want to drive?
12:27I'll sit there and yell and point and drive you nuts, because you're driving me nuts, Adrian.
12:31Oh, all right.
12:31I'm sorry.
12:36It's red!
12:37It's red!
12:38Come on!
12:39It's red!
12:41Be cool.
12:42No, no, not today.
12:43No, no, you can't today.
12:44Look who's here, the defective detective.
12:49Hello, Monk.
12:50Captain.
12:53Sharona?
12:54Lieutenant.
12:54Hi.
12:58You look good.
13:00Dr. Kroger says you've been getting out some.
13:02Oh, he's really doing great.
13:05I can't even keep up with him.
13:06Thanks.
13:07Excellent.
13:08Well, the candidate is waiting for us upstairs.
13:10I want to make this crystal clear.
13:12You're here because the mayor thinks you can walk on water, but you're a civilian now, Monk.
13:16You have observer status only.
13:19Okay?
13:19When I'm in there, I talk.
13:21You say nothing.
13:22Understand?
13:23Look, Monk.
13:25When I took your badge three years ago, I told you nothing would give me more pleasure
13:28than to see you reinstated, and I meant that.
13:31But you're obviously not ready.
13:34Is that you talking or the uniform?
13:36I am the uniform, Monk.
13:37You didn't understand that back when I was your watch commander.
13:41Now, you just stay out of my way, and we'll be fine.
13:43Yes, sir.
13:44And I'm sure you and Karen will work things out.
13:50What did you say?
13:52You and your wife, you're having some problems.
13:56What are you talking about?
13:57Karen and I are fine.
13:59We're 100%.
14:00Yes, sir.
14:01My mistake.
14:02I've never been happier to be wrong.
14:07You're Monk.
14:08Come here.
14:12What if you know that?
14:14You missed a spot shaving.
14:16Karen would have caught that.
14:17And your necktie.
14:18She always ties it for you.
14:19She uses that double slipknot conclusion you addressed yourself.
14:23And your Ramada Inn cup.
14:28You need to send her some.
14:30Rose it is, maybe.
14:34When we get in there, you don't say anything.
14:37No, no, no.
14:38Forget it.
14:38We're four points behind with ten days to go.
14:41I am not putting my man in a box.
14:42Nobody wants to put anybody in a box, Mr. Lloyd.
14:45All we want to do is limit your public appearances
14:48and not announce your schedule in advance.
14:50Oh, well, I'm sure the mayor would love that.
14:51Maybe we should move the whole campaign and run it from the basement.
14:53How about that?
14:54No, Gavin, that's not fair.
14:56The captain's just doing his job.
14:57Mr. St. Clair,
14:58can you think of anybody who might wish you harm?
15:00A disgruntled employee?
15:02Or an ex-wife.
15:03Or a union official.
15:05I know a couple of ex-business partners
15:08who no longer send us Christmas cards.
15:12You boys have your work cut out for you.
15:15A man who hasn't made any enemies
15:16hasn't done squat.
15:18Warren, you're sure you'll want to go through with this?
15:20After yesterday, no one would blame you if you quit.
15:23Jesse, you used to say quit was a four-letter word.
15:26Excuse me, we haven't been introduced.
15:28Sorry.
15:28Who are you?
15:29Jesse Goodman.
15:30I work upstairs.
15:31Senior vice president slash concerned friend.
15:35I couldn't make this run
15:36if Jesse wasn't upstairs minding the store.
15:40Baby.
15:43Do you need that?
15:45Yes, I do.
15:47Somebody tried to kill my husband yesterday
15:49right in front of me.
15:52Monk.
15:53Excuse me.
15:55What are you doing?
15:58This is straightening up my hair.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:00Excuse me.
16:01That's color-coded by voting precinct.
16:03It took me three weeks to set this up.
16:06Sorry.
16:06Monk.
16:07What department are you with?
16:09Ma'am, this is Adrian Monk.
16:10He's no longer with our department.
16:12He's here as a private consultant.
16:14I'll put them all back the way they were.
16:15No, no, no.
16:16Stop.
16:16You can't possibly remember how everything was,
16:18so just...
16:19Yes, you can.
16:19Yes, you can.
16:20Lily, it won't take too long.
16:21No.
16:22Take one second.
16:23I can do...
16:24Adrian, let go of the board!
16:31So, Captain, you say he's no longer with the department?
16:34He was given a 315.
16:36Psychological discharging.
16:37It's a temporary suspension.
16:39Psychological discharging.
16:39It's a temporary suspension.
16:41He's up for a review next week.
16:43Is this a joke?
16:45Someone tries to kill my husband and you send in Rain Man?
16:49Mrs. St. Clair, I can assure you,
16:51Mr. Monk's involvement is an indication of just how seriously we are taking this case.
16:55Is he, uh...
16:56No, no, um, it's a form of anxiety disorder.
17:00A severe case like this is usually triggered by a single traumatic incident.
17:04Someone hit him over the head with a shovel?
17:06His wife was murdered four years ago.
17:09A car bomb.
17:13There.
17:16Unbelievable.
17:17Wait.
17:26Now I'd like to see where the shots were fired from.
17:43What's he doing?
17:45I love this part.
17:47He does this zen Sherlock Holmes thing.
18:13What?
18:16He used the drawstring to steady his shot.
18:19I've seen it before.
18:20In the field manual for the Green Berets, Special Forces.
18:25That's possible.
18:26Captain, could you grab this?
18:27It'll just take a minute.
18:28Hold this up like a rifle.
18:30Right.
18:33How tall are you?
18:35Six foot.
18:35No, really.
18:36Five a lot.
18:38Our guy was taller.
18:39Six three, maybe six four.
18:40Just like Santa Clara.
18:42Just like what?
18:43The homicide in Santa Clara.
18:45We've been consulting on it.
18:47I read about that.
18:48It's a completely different M.O.
18:50Well, you think there's a connection because this guy might be tall?
18:54Lieutenant, get the warriors on the line.
18:56I want to talk to Antoine Jameson, see if he's got an alibi for Thursday morning.
19:00Captain, do you know the percentage of men over six foot three?
19:02No, do you?
19:03Maybe 0.5.
19:05The odds of two men in this city, in that category, committing premeditated murder within
19:10two days of each other, are astronomical.
19:13Well, all because of a twisted Venetian blind cord.
19:16Monk, that's a stretch, even for you.
19:18That, and he wore slippers.
19:22And he smokes Newports.
19:25This isn't police work.
19:27This is vaudeville.
19:29He's already killed, too.
19:32Too.
19:37Oh, it's nothing.
19:39He just has a little problem with heights.
19:44Okay, we, uh, just gotta find an open computer, and then I can check up the name.
19:48Oh, yeah, let's see.
19:52Oh, so, um, V-A-S?
19:55Q-U-E-S.
19:57Nicole Vasquez.
19:58I don't know her, but that doesn't mean anything.
20:00I've only been here a couple days.
20:02But, uh, let's see.
20:04She's not a volunteer, and she's not on staff.
20:08Sorry.
20:09What's your name?
20:10Jake.
20:11Jake.
20:12My name's Adrian Monk.
20:14Here's my card.
20:15If you think of anything, you give me a call.
20:17Okay, sure.
20:25What does a man say about a friend who took a bullet that was meant for him?
20:31Mere words like, thank you, seem so hollow.
20:35Oh, when I heard Jason had passed.
20:40This guy is too good to be true.
20:43I consider him quitting.
20:44Maybe he's a decent man.
20:45Isn't that possible?
20:47And then I talked to Risa, Jason's mother, and she reminded me her son was no quitter.
20:55You know what I think?
20:56Jason detested him.
20:57I think he did it.
20:58Who?
20:59St. Clair.
21:01You can't buy this kind of publicity.
21:03Come on.
21:04See it through, or why begin at all?
21:07Well, what do you think?
21:09I think this case and the girl in Santa Clara are connected somehow.
21:17So who?
21:20Someone who knew them both.
21:24And someone, uh...
21:27What are you doing?
21:28Do you have my keys?
21:29I can't find my keys.
21:31I don't have your keys.
21:32Why?
21:32Adrian, calm down.
21:33I don't have...
21:34Did you put them in your bag?
21:34No, I don't touch your keys, because if I touch your keys, you'd freak out.
21:37I don't know.
21:38John Donne said, the democracy of death comes...
21:42Adrian, just stop.
21:44Just stop.
21:44I got it.
21:45Everyone who knew Jason remembers...
21:48Let's remember Jason as he was.
21:51A brave...
21:52I got him.
21:53Okay.
21:54I got him.
21:55Here.
21:57Okay.
21:58Such a relief, you know.
21:59A number of people...
22:11In a few seconds, we will be closing the casket and saying goodbye to Jason forever.
22:18Adrian, it's okay.
22:20Don't make no ones.
22:21Just...
22:21No, it's the keychain.
22:24The keychain.
22:25It was Trudy's.
22:25I gotta...
22:26I gotta...
22:27I gotta have those keys.
22:29That packet right there.
22:31Quick.
22:31Please give it to me.
22:32No.
22:37You were going straight to hell.
22:39I am in hell.
22:40May his loving spirit live forever.
22:44In our hearts and in our prayers.
22:59Why don't we take a moment and meditate silently.
23:19And now, old friend, we turn and salute you one last time.
23:43You should be ashamed of yourself.
23:46Do you lie awake at night thinking of ways to disrupt my husband's campaign?
23:50Now, Miranda...
23:51No, ma'am.
23:52I lie awake at night and try not to think at all.
23:54These things happen.
23:55Hell, for a minute I thought I had a new campaign slogan.
23:58Vote for St. Clair.
23:59He can raise the dead.
24:02Where's my boy?
24:02Here, sir.
24:03Make sure Miranda gets home.
24:05Of course.
24:07Mr. St. Clair, a couple of questions.
24:09Let me ask you a question.
24:11How can you investigate anything?
24:14I'm told you're germaphobic, afraid of the dark, heights, crowds, and milk.
24:20We're working on the milk.
24:22He's making good progress on milk.
24:25Mrs. St. Clair, I sense that you're a little upset, but I can tell you why I dropped my keys.
24:31I've been a bit preoccupied with another case.
24:34A girl was murdered in Santa Clara.
24:38Nicole Vasquez.
24:39Did you know her?
24:40No.
24:41No.
24:41No.
24:42Sir?
24:42Sir, did you know her?
24:45Nicole Vasquez.
24:46No.
24:47Should I?
24:48No.
24:49No reason you should.
24:50Excuse me.
24:51Jessie.
24:52Ma'am, if you could take another look.
24:54Nicole Vasquez.
24:55I don't know anyone by that name.
24:59What I do know is if my husband is elected mayor, you will never work in this town again.
25:07Let's go.
25:14Do you register to vote?
25:15I never vote.
25:16It only encourages them.
25:19Ugh.
25:19Let's get out of here.
25:20She makes me sick.
25:22Do you know how much her husband's worth?
25:24No.
25:24A hundred and fifty million dollars.
25:26Here.
25:27They were talking about it on the radio.
25:28That's a lot of motive.
25:29Yes, it is.
25:33Are you trying to kill her?
25:47We ran to St. Clair called the mayor personally.
25:50You couldn't just buy another keychain.
25:52Trudy gave it to him.
25:54It's irreplaceable.
25:55Captain, we just got the forensic report back.
25:58The bullets were a hollow point designed to be 4-1 impact.
26:02Those can't be traced.
26:03Yeah, but we caught a lucky break.
26:05One of them was still intact.
26:06They had to need a weapon.
26:07It's a Weatherby Fiber Mark rifle, which is British.
26:10It's British.
26:11Long range.
26:12Preferred by mercenaries and paramilitary groups.
26:15That's right, he's right.
26:17Well, start a list of weapons and or ammunition sales.
26:20Yes, sir.
26:20Could you cross-check that against Nicole Vasquez?
26:23Who?
26:24The homicide in Santa Clara.
26:26Sir, you're 10 o'clock.
26:27The cases don't overlap, Mark.
26:29She worked for the DMV.
26:31He was a candidate for mayor.
26:32She was behind IRA.
26:33He has houses all over the world.
26:35He was stabbed.
26:37She was shot.
26:38Let it go.
26:40Are we going to let it go?
26:41Hell no.
26:42What are we going to do now?
26:44We're going to follow the money.
26:46I've always wanted to say that.
26:50The queen said to the royal doctor,
26:53I'm so worried about the princess.
26:55She has all the emeralds and rubies and riches in the kingdom,
27:00but she never laughs.
27:02Who can make the princess laugh?
27:05So they called the court jester.
27:07The court jester, as everyone knew,
27:10was the silliest and funniest court jester
27:13that ever there was.
27:15With a jingle and a jangle,
27:17he rolled into the court.
27:19My queen calls, he sang out as he bowed.
27:24Jester, said the queen,
27:25the princess has forgotten how to laugh,
27:28and I am giving you the job of bringing back her smiles to this court.
27:33When shall I start?
27:34He asked.
27:36Just then, the princess entered the court,
27:38and everyone fell silent.
27:40Now is as good a time as any, she said.
27:45The jester turned and greeted the princess,
27:48and he bowed, he rolled, end over end,
27:51and when he stopped, flowers appeared in his...
27:57Are you okay?
27:59Yeah, I'm better.
28:02Where is she?
28:03I don't know.
28:04Just give me a moment, please.
28:06There she is.
28:09Hey, you're great with the kids.
28:12Yeah, well, it's easy when you don't have any of your own.
28:16Let's get this over with.
28:17I have a fundraiser in Denver tonight.
28:19Sure, sure.
28:20I, uh, I only have a couple of questions,
28:23Mrs. St. Clair,
28:24just basic background stuff.
28:30Really, um,
28:32Uh, do you have any bank accounts
28:34in your own name?
28:36No.
28:37You, you want to maybe take some notes here?
28:39No, I'll remember it.
28:41Yeah, probably better to write it down.
28:42You don't think I can remember?
28:44How long have you, uh,
28:46and Warren been married?
28:48Five years.
28:49That must be tough.
28:50He's so busy, and
28:53now he's running from here.
28:54I would think that would be kind of,
28:55kind of stressful.
28:57Oh!
28:58You've been married, right?
29:01Yes, uh, I have.
29:03Then I don't have to tell you.
29:05Every marriage is stressful.
29:08That's why they call it marriage.
29:10Is there anything else?
29:11Yeah.
29:12Are you, uh,
29:14are you going to be seeing Mr. Goodman later?
29:17Jesse?
29:18Jesse.
29:19Why do you ask?
29:22Well, if you see him.
29:24You know, I,
29:26just, just, would you tell him to call me,
29:28because I, I would just,
29:29I'd love to talk to him,
29:30and, you know,
29:32if you see him.
29:34Are you accusing me of something,
29:37Mr. Monk?
29:39I, I don't know.
29:40Uh, are you guilty of something?
29:42Oh.
29:45Oh.
29:47Mr. Monk.
29:48Look, you seem like an intelligent person.
29:52On occasion.
29:55Warren is the first man in my life
29:58that never gave up on me.
30:00Last week, if I could have,
30:02I would have taken that bullet myself.
30:06You have to believe me.
30:08Miss St. Clair,
30:10I have to listen to you.
30:12I don't have to believe you.
30:14I'm leaving now.
30:19She did it.
30:20There's no doubt in my mind
30:21that witch did it.
30:22Hello?
30:24Adrian's for you.
30:25Okay.
30:26Yes, Monk.
30:27Oh, Miss Monk,
30:28it's Jake from the St. Clair campaign.
30:29I think I found something.
30:31I'll, I'll be right there.
30:32Uh, actually,
30:33I was about to leave.
30:33I, I could drop it off
30:34at your place.
30:35I'll be there
30:35in about a half hour.
30:36Good.
30:36I'll, I'll meet you there.
30:38Is that a personal call?
30:39I know, sir.
30:40I may, I may be a little alone.
30:41All right, my beautiful people.
30:42I love each and every one of you,
30:43but these envelopes
30:44will not get stuffed
30:45by themselves.
30:57No, no, no, no, no,
30:59no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
31:00no, no, no, no, no, no,
31:00no, not today.
31:01Come on, I just cleaned it.
31:02Come on.
31:04All right, fine, fine.
31:23All right, fine.
31:31Captain.
31:34Captain.
31:35Captain.
31:37We got the preliminary.
31:39Probable accident.
31:40Severe blunt trauma
31:41to the head.
31:42Uh-huh.
31:43Okay.
31:44Captain?
31:45Captain?
31:47Are there any documents
31:48in the car?
31:49Like a notebook?
31:52No.
31:57Uh, Captain?
31:59What?
32:00Check his hat.
32:01What?
32:02He used to carry things
32:04in his hat.
32:05Is it a hat?
32:06He didn't pull anything.
32:07He wasn't wearing a hat.
32:10What are you doing?
32:11Come on down.
32:12The accident scene's down here.
32:19He's not wearing the right shoes today.
32:25Not wearing the right shoes today.
32:28Well, look, there's nothing to do here.
32:31Well, look, there's nothing to do here.
32:31Carter's already called it.
32:33It's a single car accident.
32:34No, no.
32:35No, this was no accident.
32:37There's no skid marks on the road.
32:39It's wet!
32:41You're not the only detective here, Monk.
32:43I checked for skid marks.
32:45No, it happens all the time on this hill.
32:47He hit this car at 85, 90 miles an hour.
32:50Boom!
32:51No.
32:52No, this was staged.
32:53He was killed somewhere else.
32:55Well, maybe you can tell me
32:56where this murder took place
32:57because that would be very helpful.
32:58Cole Avenue and 17th Street.
33:05How could you possibly know that?
33:06We were meeting at my house.
33:08He probably took Cole.
33:10I'm thinking he was killed
33:11at that stop sign on 17th Street.
33:13Why 17th?
33:14There's a homeless shelter there.
33:15They wash windshields for spare change.
33:18I'm thinking somebody approached the car,
33:21started washing the window,
33:22and then attacked him.
33:24You can see the windshield even better from here.
33:27The driver's side's clean.
33:28Passenger's side's filthy.
33:32Go check the windshield, please.
33:40Excuse me, officer.
33:45Adrian, this officer is going to drive you home, okay?
33:51Behave yourself.
33:52He's armed.
33:53Why?
33:53Where are you going?
33:54I have a date.
33:55I told you about it.
33:56I thought you were joking.
34:00I thought I was joking.
34:02Why?
34:02You don't think I could possibly have a date?
34:04No, I didn't mean that.
34:05What is so funny about me dating, Adrian?
34:07Nothing.
34:09Sorry.
34:09It's just...
34:10It's Tuesday.
34:16It's chicken pot pie night.
34:18Don't be such a baby.
34:20My loving-year-old kid could bake a chicken pot pie.
34:22I'll see you later, okay?
34:25Okay, okay.
34:25Slow down.
34:27Slow down one second.
34:29All right, then you said two-thirds of a cup.
34:32Two-thirds.
34:32Benji, pull me on the phone.
34:34No, give me the phone.
34:37Monk?
34:37Is that you?
34:39Okay, I'm hanging up now.
34:40And don't call back.
34:40Benji's got homework.
34:41Lots of it.
34:42Don't hang up.
34:43No, not Benji!
34:44Call me back!
34:45He sounds certifiable.
34:47It's the worst job I ever had.
34:49Yeah?
34:49So why did you quit?
34:51Well, because it's also the best job I ever had.
34:54I'm having adventures.
34:56I mean, I can't believe it.
34:57I'm putting bear guys behind bars.
34:59I feel like, um, what is her name?
35:01Uh, Superman's girlfriend.
35:03Oh!
35:04Lois Lane.
35:05I'm Lois Lane.
35:06Yeah.
35:07I mean, how many practical nurses can say that?
35:09Not many.
35:10Not many.
35:13You see, that looks so fine on you.
35:15What, the dress?
35:17A smile.
35:20Oh.
35:25Five.
35:27Six.
35:29Seven.
35:31Eight.
35:33Nine.
35:35Ten.
35:36Ten.
35:37We have some new footage of the event that was taken by a tourist who was innocent.
35:41I could warn you, though, some of this was very graphic.
35:44Woo-hoo!
35:45St. Louis Security Chief Jason Rothschild was rushed to the studio general hospital.
35:50Two.
35:51Moderation.
35:52And all things?
35:53Hmm?
35:54Except love.
36:03Monk, what are you doing here?
36:04I was watching the news.
36:06There was a videotape of the St. Clair thing.
36:08Something about it just does not add up.
36:11No?
36:12Mr. Monk, I presume.
36:14He must be Carl from the health club.
36:17Mm-hmm.
36:21Well, uh, why don't you join us?
36:24No, he shouldn't.
36:26You know, two's company.
36:27Three's a crowd, and Monk hates crowds.
36:30Don't you?
36:31Uh, I feel okay when you're around.
36:43Boy, this is nice, isn't it?
36:48I forgot, what were we talking about?
36:51England.
36:52Oh, my God, that's right.
36:53Um, Carl said that, uh, he was talking about living in England.
36:58He was a Rhodes Scholar.
36:59No kidding.
37:01Yeah, he graduated Magnum Cum Laude.
37:04Cum Laude.
37:06Right.
37:07I'm not.
37:08And now he has a private practice.
37:10He's an entertainment lawyer.
37:12Guess who you represent.
37:13Can I tell him?
37:14Yeah, sure.
37:16Francis Ford Coppola.
37:18Oh, but...
37:19Yeah, but it's no big deal.
37:21A tabloid wrote something about him that, you know,
37:24he was drunk at the Oscars,
37:25so now we're suing them for slander.
37:27That's a big deal.
37:32I don't know what to do here.
37:35I'm no good at this.
37:38Okay.
37:40This man is lying to you.
37:42He's not a lawyer.
37:44What?
37:45Oxford doesn't have a Magnum Cum Laude,
37:47and you sue a newspaper for libel,
37:49not slander.
37:55I'll just shut up.
37:57Forget I said anything.
37:59It's no big deal, Carl.
38:02Whoa.
38:04That looks...
38:06What the hell is that?
38:08What should I have done?
38:10Just let him lie to you?
38:11Yes, yes.
38:13It was the first date.
38:14Taxi!
38:16Everybody embellishes their resume.
38:18It's called human nature.
38:20Do you think I told him about Benji,
38:21or about that summer I spent dancing in Atlantic City?
38:23No.
38:24What kind of dancing?
38:28I can't do this anymore.
38:30I quit.
38:31Not again.
38:32No, no.
38:33I mean it this time.
38:34I'm sending my sister over for my stuff.
38:36Okay, well, you know you're just gonna come back.
38:38Don't tell me what I'm gonna do.
38:40You think you know everything?
38:42Well, believe it or not,
38:43you don't know me that well.
38:44All right.
38:44Let's just go back inside.
38:46No.
38:46No.
38:48It's too late.
38:55Look.
38:56I have responsibilities now.
38:59I got a kid.
39:01And I think I have to find a normal job
39:04before I go completely crazy.
39:07Like me.
39:11Like me?
39:13Look.
39:17Well.
39:20I'll never forget you.
39:23You never forget anything.
39:27Valencia 28.
40:16I'll never forget you.
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