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مسلسل Life in Pieces مترجم - Episode 4
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00:07which is a 50 point bonus so um uh thespian is not a word oh thespian is a word with
00:14a p
00:14no no no thespian is a gay thespian please look that up ah it's chad he's here to pick a
00:20princess
00:20wait you told him where i live princess has a tracking implant why is he always peering through
00:26things it's really creepy evening chad how can i oh can we talk hi chad like without any lurkers
00:34anything you want to say to me you can say in front of both of us fine
00:41to whom it may concern as you may be aware i have recently accepted a plea bargain for a reduced
00:47prison sentence for my ongoing kerfuffle with the irs in light of my impending incarceration i have
00:52prepared a list of final requests this is a standard practice that everyone knows about and does
00:56uh is this really standard i'm not my time this is chad time let's begin make love with colleen
01:04absolutely not no see what else we have here nope nope hold on hold on do any of these requests
01:12not involve us having sex
01:20i knew it i knew it come on guys i'm going to prison cannot happen fast enough you gotta do
01:28something for me you guys are like the only family i have you you're like my best friend mitch we've
01:33met twice my name is matt yeah okay look maybe we do something like like a a last meal like
01:40your
01:40grandmother's tamales oh that's sweet yeah fine are you serious we were together for three years
01:48it's the least i can do a last meal okay it doesn't mean to need those tamales and then you
01:53can take me
01:53to prison great seal it with a no no no what i'm talking to you
02:02you sure you're okay doing this look if it gets you closure and we can move on you know what
02:06i'm all
02:07for it right after today we are free and clear okay just us no more of that i didn't used
02:13to be this
02:13weird god we're gonna see what kind of man you really are i requested she make the tamales
02:21extra spicy
02:25i'd just like to point out the fact that she went black and did in fact go back
02:29two alpha males going at it
02:39this is matt
02:40what i was telling you about
02:44come here beautiful okay here we go one two three four
02:51smell good let's wait inside this goes on a while
02:53okay one more time i want to get it perfect
02:55yes all right excuse me
03:05you know what i would say these are your best tamales ever ternita i am so honored you wanting them
03:13actually i just asked for colleen to sleep with me again these are good too
03:18why you not have sex with him he's your fiancee you give him your word he is not my fiancee
03:25anymore i'm with
03:25matt now and chad's going to prison for tax evasion he lied to everyone but look he's wearing a blazer
03:33you know what i bought you this the guy at the store said it's traditional mexican tequila so
03:39i wanted you to have it thank you mark it's the same tequila my stepfather used to drink oh wow
03:46that's so
03:47cool i had no idea before he beat my mama
03:56great job mark
03:59don't you do it
04:02don't you cry
04:04don't you let them see you cry
04:20do you want to get some dessert this usually goes on for a while
04:33well that's not the way i wanted to meet your grandmother you're gonna have many more
04:36opportunities to get her to like you today was about chad saying goodbye yeah i'm gonna be honest
04:40with you man i think that actually went pretty terrible for you but it was very fun to watch as
04:45somebody emotionally removed from the situation thank you chad i feel the same way right now about
04:49taking you to prison i can't believe i'm going to prison oh it's not guantanamo bay they have a
04:54water slide yeah i'll get some reading done probably get my own room get to work out as much as
04:59i want
05:00during the allocated hours of course but have some time for rest and reflection take an honest
05:06assessment of how i got here
05:10i can't do it
05:14chad what is he doing he's just being dramatic he'll get back in
05:18watch he's fine chad chad
05:23chad get back in the car
05:26i'm coming back for you colleen brandon ortega just you watch
05:30all night oh tomales ah
05:37chad
05:40don't do this chad don't forget to give princesses pills
05:48so much for closure and moving on
05:54mom dad hi hi dear
05:58oh hello baby delivery for the grandparents
06:01you've got shoes oh they're adorable and you're not even walking yet well they don't have to be so
06:10tight oh i see well that's helpful isn't that helpful greg did you learn how to walk
06:16wine yep tell me when
06:21till it hits the air tip top top or off let's have the bottle yeah perfect cheers
06:28you like that pacifier huh do you love it you're going with the pacifier you obviously don't don't
06:36like them oh no no all my kids were self-soothers it's just so hard to wean them from a
06:42pacifier but
06:43you've read all that you're such a good mom well not as good as you oh well you know by
06:49the third
06:49kid you kind of get it right thanks mom where's your hat it's chilly in here i'll go get the
06:57hat
06:58we don't need a hat oh it's fine i'll turn on the heat
07:13hey why do you always take your mom's side i'm not taking anybody's side okay well that's a problem
07:17i needed to take my side what if i don't agree with you well that has absolutely nothing to do
07:23with taking my side
07:23uh well see i just i would think that you wouldn't want a husband that would just blindly agree to
07:29anything his wife told him to do without you know having his own opinions oh yeah no yes i would
07:37oh all right then i'll be on your side thank you honey now will you tell your mom stop criticizing
07:44me
07:44no no no no i'm sorry i can't do that well you just said you agreed with me and i
07:49do i agree with
07:50every word you just said just not the point they make when you string all those words together in a
07:54sentence greg well she'll feel bad well unfortunately it's either she feels bad or i feel bad or i feel
08:02bad
08:03you're feeling bad no matter what
08:11honey is something wrong no no i just really wanted to encourage you to enjoy all the
08:20the wonderful benefits of being a grandmother without having any of the responsibilities i don't
08:26understand just let let jen you know uh mother the the baby and just enjoy your granddaughter oh i see
08:39did jen ask you to speak to me no no this is coming from you no uh
08:47i agree with her you do but i agree with you too i agree with everyone about
08:58everything i mean i'm just really happy you know with the situation with parenthood with
09:15just you know hey mom said you yelled at her what i didn't yell at her okay listen i'm coming
09:25over oh no no yes yes yes woo woo this is huge you finally picked another woman over mom i
09:32came as
09:32soon as i heard heard what you screamed at mom i am so proud of you yeah and i even
09:38tell him to do it
09:39it's kind of like you read my mind though i didn't scream at mom they're so proud of you yeah
09:44really
09:44it's about time hey don't let her mom fool you with that voice of caramel she will gut a bit
09:48no i
09:49know it's like she tries to hypnotize you with that sweet music coming from her mouth and what she's
09:54really saying is you are a disappointment oh well hey don't let her throw you jen you are an awesome
10:00mom yup thank you okay i'm just gonna get you a smaller blanket so you don't wrap this around
10:06your little neck and let's get that choking hazard out of there oh my god you're doing it too
10:13what is this like a thing in your family what are you looking at him for
10:21i agree with all of you oh that's good you're killing this
10:29here next time you want to get tough with one of your parents come at me
10:33not your mom what is happening john it's fine he was right to speak up he's supporting his wife
10:43thanks mom i still feel like a good fight tim oh she's so beautiful and just like your mom
10:56agree with your mother
11:00pretty cute huh i think you're gonna want a babysitter one day
11:03mm-hmm not to change the subject but i've noticed she's not getting a lot of tummy time
11:10which is crucial at this stage for neck and head development
11:19you know i think it's emotional like when i was a kid and i killed all those turtles what
11:23you know i think it's not getting a lot of people who are going to get out of my room
11:30you have your own room mom get out get out of my room okay which one of you do i
11:37need to yell at
11:38she's trying to sleep in my bed well sweetie calm down it's just it's a new house she's not used
11:42to it you have your own room now honey yeah if you don't want it i'll turn it into a
11:46gym i got
11:46that bowflex we're still making payments on but the walls have eyes honey no it's just an air vent
11:55i want to sleep in here no way she picks her nose i've seen her get two knuckles deep oh
12:01god i hate
12:02you hey come on leave you know your mom hates booger talk all right how long has she been doing
12:07this
12:07a few weeks and does she eat it does she pick her nose and no no thank you god she
12:13wipes it on the
12:14sheet i think i might be sick can't you just roll it into a ball and flick it across the
12:19room like
12:19everybody else okay so we need to be careful about that yeah we make too big a deal out of
12:23it then it's
12:24fetishized and next thing you know she's 35 buying boogers on craigslist okay you know i think it's
12:28emotional like when i was a kid and i killed all those turtles what nothing one of us has to
12:33talk to
12:34her fine i'll go okay but talk to her like you're her father not an ear nose and throat doctor
12:39well
12:39that confuses me because i talk to all my patients like i'm their father mom go go go she won't
12:46leave
12:46and you told me i can't smack her sophia honey you have to sleep in your own bed i hate
12:51my bed i want
12:52to move back to our old house all right i'm going in she can't sleep in my bed i know
12:59and you don't
13:00have to be embarrassed about it what warning what is not a big deal there's a reason why that happens
13:05mom
13:05no what what why hey why are you making this weird hey kiddo listen um i get it you've always
13:16shared a room with your sister and now you have to sleep by yourself and that can be very scary
13:25wow it's like sleeping on a gravel road i'm not picking my nose because i'm scared then why
13:32it's a peanut i stuck it up there two weeks ago and i can't get it out what are you
13:37doing sticking
13:38a peanut up your nose you always say try everything yeah that's why i got the bowflex
13:51hey why didn't you just tell us about this i didn't want you to think i was a stupid little
13:55kid hey
13:56there's nothing stupid about sticking a you're not stupid you know what i think i think you telling
14:03us about this very grown-up thing to do and that's how i know you're ready to sleep in your
14:06own bed
14:07i don't know can i have this too slow
14:19okay we can never tell him about that oh i'm pretty excited to tell him
14:28so
14:37so
14:38so
15:05Well, this is nice.
15:06It's a relaxing day of golf with my two boys and you.
15:10You know, I was so excited about today.
15:12I got these balls custom made with the name of my practice.
15:14Is that cherry or what?
15:16Dr. Tim Hughes, ear, nose, throat balls.
15:19What?
15:19Is that what it says?
15:21Oh, man.
15:22I got to stop ordering stuff during surgery.
15:25Oh!
15:27There you go, big guy.
15:29Yeah, to be fair, I am a great golfer.
15:31People call me the white Chi Chi Rodriguez.
15:34Because he tells them to.
15:47All right.
15:50Oh!
15:51Wow!
15:52I haven't golfed in months.
15:54I guess I must have forgotten all my bad habits.
15:56Hot stunk.
15:58Didn't expect that.
15:59Yeah, you're playing like Tiger Woods now.
16:01But by the end of the day, you'll be playing like Tiger Woods now.
16:09Hey!
16:10I wasn't even focusing my eyes!
16:12Top of the leaderboard, Timmy.
16:14Looks like I got my work cut out for me.
16:16Hey, you remember when you beat Dad at Pictionary and he burst a blood vessel in his eye, right?
16:21It's not my fault, Heather, and I cheat.
16:22Yeah, well, he hates losing it, especially to you.
16:24Loud and clear, buddy.
16:25There's no way in the world I can beat that guy at golf.
16:27A cornhole, on the other hand, that's my game.
16:30Though, don't offer to play it at a truck stop.
16:33It means something else entirely.
16:37Oh, it went in! Hot damn!
16:40Now, what is wrong with you?
16:42I tried to tell him.
16:42Well, why aren't you celebrating?
16:44Tim is having a great round.
16:46So this is all right?
16:47Uh-huh.
16:48How about this?
16:50Pew, pew, pew, pew!
16:51Come on, son.
16:52You ride with me.
16:57You know, we're gonna have to break one of his fingers.
17:00Yeah, I'll accept the middle one so it always looks like he's flipping the bird.
17:03I like that.
17:08It's like I've been body snatched by some amazing gopher alien.
17:11You guys need to play with my balls.
17:13I think they're lucky.
17:14I'll grab a couple.
17:17You got them!
17:18Take them!
17:19Lean into it!
17:21I think our cart is faster than theirs.
17:34I want to call Heather.
17:35Tell her to start looking for a second husband.
17:36I texted her.
17:37She'll be here in 15.
17:39Nice.
17:40Yeah, I guess I'm the only one who hasn't been running off to the trees!
17:44God!
17:45What are you...
17:47Beating my dad?
17:48What, do you have heat stroke?
17:49Honey, it's okay.
17:50No, no, it's not.
17:51It never will be again if you don't pull back.
17:53I am having the round of my life and your dad, as an adult, he can handle losing.
17:57No, not to you.
17:58He's had an issue with you ever since you refused to ask for my hand in marriage.
18:00I didn't refuse to ask him, I asked him!
18:03He said no!
18:03Okay, well, whatever.
18:04You have worked very hard to get to a place where he tolerates you, so don't screw that
18:08up!
18:08I'm not screwing it up!
18:10Did you ever think maybe he wants me to challenge him?
18:12Show him that maybe I'm as much of a man as he is?
18:15No!
18:16I never thought that, because I don't have dumb thoughts.
18:20I'm going back out there.
18:22Hey, hey, this is like the time you thought you could eat an entire 42-ounce porterhouse steak
18:27by yourself.
18:28My mistake was eating the fat.
18:29Okay, you are eating the fat right now!
18:32What took you so long?
18:34It's hot out here.
18:35Not as hot as I am!
18:37Look at this, I thought she was gonna talk to him.
18:39Whatever she said to him, it didn't work.
18:40This is like when he tried to eat that steak.
18:42Oh.
18:43Hey, did you guys know these are your sister's clubs?
18:48You're up, Chi-Chi Blanco.
18:55It's with God now.
19:00Oh!
19:01Is that mine?
19:03Ah, the old birdie tap-in.
19:05Congratulations.
19:06Oh, well, you guys too.
19:08Really, hell of a round.
19:09Hell of a round!
19:09I mean, you?
19:10That drive on seven, you take away the wind and you are on the fairway.
19:13And you?
19:14You play every shot out of the sand and you'd own this course.
19:18And this guy.
19:19Hey.
19:21Most improved.
19:23Yeah, and you had a great round too.
19:25Oh.
19:26And you should be proud of that.
19:27You finish strong like I do.
19:29Oh, thanks, Dad.
19:32I love you, son.
19:49I can't believe you're okay with this.
19:51Okay with what?
19:52Losing to Tim.
19:53Oh, no, no, no.
19:54I'm not gonna lose.
20:04Oh!
20:05It's no big deal.
20:06Still in the 80s.
20:09Oh!
20:10Oh!
20:11Oh!
20:12Oh!
20:12Oh!
20:12Come on.
20:13You got this, Dr. Balls.
20:18No!
20:19Oh!
20:20Oh!
20:21What do you think?
20:22We each take a par and hit the bar?
20:25Yeah.
20:26Yeah.
20:29Kiss!
20:33That's a stroke.
20:34That's a stroke.
20:35That's a stroke.
20:36That's a stroke.
20:38Stroke.
20:38Round of my life!
20:39Come on!
20:40Give him a mulligan on that one, Jimmo.
20:57That's a stroke.
21:03procedurals and all the articles.
21:04Come on, Jimmo.
21:04And watch the film.
21:11There are two major differences in the is wegen of denial.
21:14There are two elements of terror that are confined to the side.
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