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00:00In every generation there is a chosen one.
00:03She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
00:09She is the slayer.
00:14This is madness.
00:16What can you have been thinking?
00:18You are the slayer. Lives depend upon you.
00:21I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility,
00:26and instead of which you enslave yourself to this cult.
00:31You don't like the color?
00:33I...
00:36Do you ignore everything I say as a rule?
00:40No. I believe that's your trick.
00:43I told you I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad.
00:46You have a sacred birthright, Buffy.
00:49You were chosen to destroy vampires, not to wave pom-poms at people.
00:53And as the watcher, I forbid it.
00:57And you'll be stopping me how?
01:00What I...
01:01By appealing to your common sense, if such a creature exists.
01:06I will still have time to fight the forces of evil, okay?
01:09I just want to have a life.
01:11I want to do something normal.
01:13Something safe.
01:39I want to do something else.
01:58Charles didn't approve, huh?
02:00He totally lost his water.
02:02We haven't seen a vampire in over a week.
02:04I'd say he should get a girlfriend if he wasn't so old.
02:07Well, we're behind you.
02:08People scoff at things like school spirit, but look at these girls giving them all like this.
02:14Ooh, stretchy.
02:17Where was I?
02:18You were pretending that seeing scantily clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience.
02:23You said I was pretending.
02:25Oh, hey.
02:26Here's a good luck thing for tryouts.
02:28What's this?
02:29What's that?
02:30Oh, how sweet.
02:32Yours always.
02:34It came that way, really.
02:35They all said that.
02:38Just look at that, Amber.
02:40Who does she think she is?
02:41A Laker girl?
02:42I heard she turned them down.
02:44Okay, listen up.
02:46Let's begin with Amber Grove.
02:49If you're not auditioning, move off the floor.
02:52Amy.
02:52Hi.
02:53Hi.
02:55I didn't know you wanted to be a cheerleader.
02:58You lost a lot of weight.
02:59Had to.
03:01Do you know Buffy?
03:02Hi.
03:02Hi.
03:03Oh, how I hate this.
03:05Let me count the waves.
03:26She turned with Benson.
03:28He's one of the best coaches money can buy.
03:30They have cheerleading coaches?
03:31Oh, yeah.
03:32Don't you have?
03:33I train with my mom.
03:35Three hours in the morning, three at night.
03:37Hmm.
03:37How much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide.
03:41Oh, I know.
03:42It's hokey.
03:43But she's really great.
03:45Hmm.
04:01What the?
04:03Fuck on top.
04:05That girl's on fire.
04:07Enough for the hyperbole.
04:28it's okay it's okay you're gonna be okay
04:42so
05:28i've been slaying vampires for more than a year now and i have seen some pretty cringeworthy
05:33things but nobody's hands ever got toasted before i imagine not so this isn't a vampire problem
05:41no but it is funky right not of the norm quite spontaneous human combustion is rare and
05:48scientifically unexplainable but there have been cases for hundreds of years usually all that's
05:53left is a pile of ashes that's all that would have been left if it hadn't been for buffy
05:57so we have no idea what caused this that's a comfort but that's the thrill of living on the
06:03hellmouth there's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and and ghouls to engage
06:12pardon me for finding the glass half full any common denominators in cases of spontaneous combustion
06:17uh rage in most cases the person who combusted was was terribly angry or upset so maybe amber's got
06:24this power to make herself be on fire it's like the human torch only it hurts i need to get
06:30the
06:30skinny on amber find out i've just had any colorful episodes before that means hacking illegally into
06:35the school's computer system at last something i can do i'll ask around about her you guys don't have
06:40to get involved what do you mean we're a team aren't we a team yeah you're the slayer and we're
06:47like
06:47the slayer rats i just don't like putting you guys in danger oh i laugh in the face of danger
06:54then i hide until it goes away okay just walk softly at least until we know a little more
07:00i mean what if amber isn't causing these problems herself well then we have to determine who or
07:05what did and uh deal with it accordingly
07:16hey hi how was school hmm a reverent joy what's on this that's for the tribal art display cool
07:28we had tryouts today oh great how'd it go i didn't actually get to try out there was an accident
07:35pretty fierce competition though oh i know you'll do fine keep on plugging just have to get back on the
07:40horse mom yeah what was i trying out for oh uh some activity i have no idea i'm sorry that's
07:52okay
07:52your platitudes are good for all occasions i'm distracted got a lot of inventory to go through
07:59here this is my gallery's first major show you know it might not physically kill you to give me a
08:06hand here
08:13it was cheerleading oh good i'm glad you're taking that up again it'll keep you out of trouble
08:18i'm not in trouble no not yet
08:24i mean you stopped cheerleading just before the trouble so it's good you're going back
08:32oh dear what a fertility statue you don't need to see it you know there's this girl amy and um
08:42she trains with her mom like three hours a day uh-huh sounds like her mom's pretty into it
08:48sounds like her mom doesn't have a lot to do
08:58jeepers
09:00despite the terrible thing that happened yesterday we still have to pick new cheerleaders
09:06if you make the team you'll find your names posted in the quad after lunch
09:10let's begin with group performance
09:14why do my hands have to sweat when i get nervous don't worry you'll do great
09:18five six seven eight sunny dale sunny dale you never fail never fail jump and shoot
09:26switch and sword because the team is such a form yeah you saw that right that wasn't me you saw
09:35that right
09:37right
09:47that's my mom no
09:52katherine madison get down with your bad self her nickname is katherine the great
09:57she took that team and made them tri-county champions you know no one's ever done that before
10:01or since she and my dad were homecoming king and queen they got married right after graduation
10:08it's kind of romantic well he was a big loser never made any money ran off with miss trailer trash
10:14when i was 12. okay that part's less romantic my folks split up too drag huh he left my mom
10:25with
10:25nothing she put herself through cosmetology school bought me everything i ever wanted and never once
10:32gained a single pound uh she sounds really great amy but um it doesn't mean that you need to lock
10:41step
10:41as far as this cheerleading thing she was the best and i can't get my body to move like hers
10:47i choked
10:48in there so bad no amy you did fine i'm gonna get you wait no hey amy is she okay
10:59oh she's she's wigging
11:01about her mom the cheer queen back when yeah her mom's kind of nazi like hile if she gains an
11:09ouch she
11:10padlocks the fridge and won't need anything but broth so mommy dearest is really mommy dearest there's a
11:17bitter streak but amy's nice we used to hang in junior high when her mom would go on a broth
11:23kick
11:23amy'd come over to my house and we'd stuff ourselves with brownies hey any word on amber
11:30nothing thrilling average student got detention once for smoking regular smoking with a cigarette
11:38not like being smoky all pretty normal so just have to wait and we'll see what happens maybe nothing will
12:15no
12:19I have a dream.
12:21It's me on the cheerleading squad,
12:23adored by every varsity male as far as the eye can see.
12:27We have to achieve our dreams, Amy.
12:30Otherwise, we wither and die.
12:33Look, I'm sorry about...
12:35Shh!
12:36If your supreme clutchiness out there today
12:39takes me out of the running,
12:41you're gonna be so very beyond sorry.
12:45Have a nice day.
12:58I told Buffy about Amber.
13:00Cool. What's she wearing it?
13:02The bracelet. She was wearing it, right?
13:04It's pretty much like we're going out.
13:06Except without the hugging or kissing or her knowing about it.
13:10So I'm just a figure of fun.
13:12I should ask her out, right?
13:14I won't know until you ask.
13:16That's why you're so cool. You're like a guy.
13:19You're my guy from the knows about girl stuff.
13:21Oh, great. I'm a guy.
13:24Oh, hey, they're posting the list.
13:30I can't take this.
13:32Yes!
13:35Cover me. I'm going in.
13:44You're lucky.
13:46I made it?
13:47Oh!
13:47I made it.
13:50One of those girls hit me really hard.
13:52We should test for steroids.
13:54Okay, not only did you make the team,
13:56but you missed summers of the first alternate
13:57and Amy's number three.
13:58And what a better way to celebrate
14:00than with a romantic drive-through.
14:02Xander, alternates are the ones who didn't make the team.
14:05They only fill in if something happens to the ones who did.
14:08Excuse me.
14:11For I am Xander, king of Cretans.
14:13May all lesser Cretans bow before me.
14:16At least it's over.
14:18And you know what I think we should do about it?
14:19Brownie pig out my house after school.
14:22It's just how many more hours a day can I practice?
14:25You know, how much more can I do?
14:28This would never happen to my mother.
14:31Never.
14:37Never.
14:57Give me the power.
15:00Give me the dark.
15:03I call on you, the laughing gods.
15:07Let your blackness crawl beneath my skin.
15:12Accept thy sacrifice.
15:15Cordelia.
15:18Feed on her.
15:35Look what I've found.
15:37It's my yearbook from junior year.
15:41Don't look.
15:42There I am.
15:45Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex.
15:47I am not ready to know that you had farah hair.
15:50This is gidget hair.
15:51Don't they teach you anything in history?
15:53Well, it's really cool, but I got a book.
15:56Well, I was thinking.
15:57I know the cheerleading thing didn't work out.
16:00Maybe you should think about joining the yearbook staff.
16:03I did it.
16:03It was a lot of fun.
16:05Not really my tip, Mom.
16:08I was a photo editor.
16:09I got to be on every page.
16:11Made me look much more popular than I was.
16:14And have you seen the kids that do yearbook?
16:16Nerds pick on them.
16:18Some of the best times I had in school were working on the yearbook.
16:22Oh, this just in.
16:23I'm not you.
16:24And I'm into my own thing.
16:26Your own thing?
16:26Whatever it is.
16:27Got you kicked out of school, and we had to move here to find a decent school that would
16:30take you.
16:33Honey.
16:37Oh, great parenting form.
16:41A little shaky on the dismount.
16:47Cordelia, you haven't been mean to me all day.
16:48Is it something I've done?
16:50Okay, see how she has no clue that I'm even a mammal, much as a human being?
16:54I see that.
16:55This is the invisible man syndrome.
16:57A blessing in Cordelia's case.
16:58A curse in Buffy's.
17:01You're not invisible to Buffy.
17:03It's worse.
17:03I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe.
17:06Or a rug that you walk in every day but don't even really see it.
17:09Like a pen that's all chewed up, and you know you should throw it away, but you don't.
17:13Not because you like it so much, more because you're just used to it.
17:17Well, yeah, that is the point.
17:18You don't have to drive it through my head like a railroad spike.
17:21I've got to take your advice and not beat around the bush.
17:25Or I could be wrong.
17:27Maybe you should beat around the bush more.
17:30No, I've got to be a man and ask her out.
17:32You know my guy, stop giving her ID bracelets, settling new windows, taking Polaroids outside
17:38of her bedroom window at late at night.
17:39That last part is a joke.
17:40It's relieved attention because here she comes.
17:44Okay, into battle I go.
17:46Would you ask her out for me?
17:48No.
17:49Man.
17:50Me, battle.
17:52Buffy!
17:54Would you like to...
17:55Is that even Cordelia's locker?
17:57Huh?
17:57Oh, I don't know.
17:59What I'm saying is accompany me Friday night.
18:01I have to, um, we can make this up later.
18:04You don't mind, do you?
18:32Nice of you to join us, Cordelia.
18:33We didn't keep you waiting or anything, did we?
18:35It's your turn to drive.
18:37Okay, people, let's buckle up.
18:38I don't want to drive today, Mr. Pol.
18:41You flunked driver's ed twice already.
18:43Show me some moves or you'll be taking the bus to college.
18:51Okay.
18:52Check the brake.
18:54Check the mirror.
18:56Start the engine.
18:58Hello?
18:59So, put the car in drive.
19:03Let's move forward through the cones with a gentle, even turn to the...
19:13Slow down.
19:14Slow, slow, turn right.
19:16Turn right.
19:17Turn right.
19:19Turn right up.
19:35Everybody out.
19:58Oh, my God, I can't see anything.
20:01Oh, God.
20:02What's happening?
20:03I can't see anything.
20:08Witchcraft.
20:09Blinding your enemy to disorient and disable them is classic.
20:13First vampires, now witches.
20:15No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.
20:18Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
20:20Maybe because they met her?
20:23Did I see that?
20:24And setting Amber ablaze?
20:26Yeah, those guys don't hang.
20:28They're both cheerleaders.
20:30Someone doesn't like cheerleading.
20:32Or likes it too much.
20:34Amy.
20:35Amy.
20:35So you guys are leaning towards Amy?
20:37She's desperate to get on that team.
20:39I mean, I've got this feeling she'd do just about anything to make her mom's dream come true.
20:42Let me make sure I have this right.
20:45This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells so that she can become a cheerleader?
20:50I think you're underestimating the amount of pressure a parent can lay on you.
20:54If they're not a picture-perfect carbon copy, they tend to wig.
20:58Cheerleading was kind of her mom's last hurrah.
21:00Look, we still have to stop Amy.
21:02We should grab her and...
21:03I think we should be sure she's the witch before we arise her suspicions.
21:07She's capable of some fairly unpleasant things.
21:09Okay, all right.
21:10So you're in high school.
21:12You are desperate to make the team and please your mom.
21:15So you turn to witchcraft.
21:17What's the first thing you're going to do?
21:19Check out the books on witchcraft.
21:22No, no, that'll be the last thing you would do.
21:24You don't want to leave a paper trail.
21:25Forget that.
21:26It'll just take a minute.
21:28We don't have a minute.
21:29Cheerleaders are in danger.
21:31Buffy's in danger.
21:32You were the first alternate.
21:33You are on the team now that Cordelia's out.
21:35You could be next.
21:36We've got to get you to a safe house.
21:38Xander.
21:39Yeah?
21:41Witches.
21:42Historic roots to modern practice.
21:44Checked out by Alexander Harris.
21:46The pagan rites.
21:48Checked out by Alexander Harris.
21:49All right, all right.
21:50It's not what you think.
21:51You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?
21:54Oh, well, I guess it is what you think.
21:57Have you all quite finished?
21:58We have to find a conclusive test.
22:01There may be something in here.
22:04Yes, this should do it.
22:06You'll need some of her hair,
22:09a little quicksilver,
22:10and some aqua fortis.
22:12Well, that's just mercury and nitric acid.
22:14You can get that in the science lab.
22:16Heat ingredients and apply to witch.
22:19If a spell has been cast in the previous 48 hours,
22:21witch's skin turns blue.
22:22Well, you'll need some eye of nude.
22:28Those of you in track one may begin your dissections now.
22:33Those of you in track two,
22:35take your hydrochloric acid
22:37and your ammonium hydroxide
22:39and carefully pour them into your beakers.
22:45Now, slow, slow.
22:47I can't.
22:48Counting one and being safe.
22:51And you get...
22:51Eye of nude.
22:54Now, how's Buffy doing with the hair?
22:58Isn't this exciting?
23:00Oh, yeah.
23:01Amy, help me.
23:02Which is the hydrochloric acid
23:04and which is the ammonium hydroxide?
23:06Well, the bottle that says hydrochloric acid
23:09is usually the hydrochloric acid.
23:11We're the bottles.
23:12Concept.
23:13Oops.
23:38Wait for her to the nice little witch.
23:53All set.
23:55Do you have a plan?
23:56Spill it on her.
23:58Try and make it look natural.
23:59Right behind you, only further back.
24:03Lishon, can you tell me
24:04why these chemicals have this reaction?
24:09Lishon?
24:10Are you?
24:12Oh, my God.
24:29Did you see?
24:30Amy wasn't as freaked out as the rest of us.
24:32So it's not her.
24:32The test was positive.
24:34She's our Sabrina.
24:35I just don't think she realizes what she's doing.
24:37Well, should we talk to her?
24:39Maybe we should talk to her mother.
24:40I wonder if she knows what she's created.
24:42Okay.
24:53Give me a chance.
24:55Give me a chance.
24:55Give me a chance.
24:58I know.
24:58Just stop right here.
25:00I know.
25:01Ouch.
25:02I know.
25:04I know.
25:05Where are you?
25:07I took the liberty in the ship.
25:08I took the liberty in the ship.
25:14One of the TV.
25:16I got a history report due tomorrow.
25:20Write it.
25:26I should be on that team by now.
25:29But instead, Miss Buffy and friends are sneaking around stealing bits of my hair.
25:40I'll be upstairs.
25:43I'll be upstairs.
26:11I'll be upstairs.
26:21Mucho, macho man.
26:23I want to be a macho man.
26:26Macho...
26:26Oh, hey, juice.
26:28Oh.
26:30Quality juice.
26:31Not from concentrate.
26:33You're in a good mood.
26:34I am.
26:35I'm on the squad, which is great, because I feel like cheering and leading others to cheer.
26:39Oh, hey, juice.
26:41Listen, honey, about yesterday, I really...
26:43That is totally Esther.
26:45Besides, it's not that you were wrong, you know?
26:47I did get kicked out of school.
26:49I'm just wacky that way.
26:51Still, I just want you to know that despite the problems you've had...
26:55Look, Mom, you just don't get it.
26:56And believe me, you don't want it.
26:59You know, there are just some things about being a vampire slayer that the older generation...
27:04It's a long story.
27:06Buffy, are you feeling well?
27:07What?
27:08Oh, I'm fine, you know?
27:09What, like, I can't be in a good mood?
27:11Is it, like, a new house rule?
27:12Fine, you know?
27:13That's just fine, fine, fine.
27:15Because I'm a macho, macho man.
27:18I want to be a macho man.
27:21Macho, macho man.
27:22Oh, I want to be a macho man.
27:26Five, six, seven, eight.
27:33Turn up the music!
27:57Get it together, Buffy.
27:59We have a game in less than four hours.
28:01Willow!
28:02Sander!
28:03My mother here.
28:04I love my mother!
28:06Hi!
28:07Hi!
28:08Oh.
28:10Is it me or is Buffy a bit looped?
28:16We better get her out of there.
28:19Yeah, before she...
28:24I heard someone.
28:25Did I do that?
28:30You are so out of here.
28:32It's not her fault.
28:33She's on medication.
28:34What?
28:34Obviously not enough.
28:36Who's our next alternate?
28:38Oh.
28:39Amy, you just made cheerleader.
28:41No, no, no.
28:42You don't want her.
28:43She's a woman.
28:44A wise choice, indeed.
28:50She's a witchy, Buffy.
28:52I just got kicked off the team, didn't I?
28:55I don't think it was your fault.
28:56I know you don't.
28:57That's because you're my friend.
28:58You're my Xander-shaped friend.
29:01Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?
29:04You gotta get her to her.
29:05Let her speak.
29:06I'll tell you.
29:07You're not like other boys at all.
29:10Well...
29:10You are totally and completely one of the girls.
29:14I'm that comfy with him.
29:16That's great.
29:17Any other guy would give me a bracelet, they'd want to date me, it'd be like a...
29:22Oh.
29:24I don't feel so good.
29:27Buffy?
29:29We've gotta get her to a hospital.
29:31They can't help her.
29:33This is a bloodstone vengeance spell.
29:35Hits the body hard like I've a quarter of alcohol and then just eradicates the immune system.
29:40A vengeance spell like she's trying to get even with Buffy?
29:43Because she knows I know she's a witch.
29:45Yeah, but she just wanted out of the running.
29:46With you, she intends to, um...
29:49Kill.
29:49How much time do we have?
29:52Oh, I'm sure, uh...
29:54Truth.
29:55Please.
29:58A couple of hours.
30:00Three at most.
30:00How do we reverse the spell?
30:02Well, I've been researching that and we can reverse all the spells if we can just lay our hands on
30:09Amy's spellbook.
30:10And if we can't get a hold of it?
30:13Well, the other way is to cut the witch's head off.
30:15Show of hands.
30:16It's not Amy's fault.
30:19She only became a witch to survive her mother.
30:21Look, I don't care why, I just care that you go on breathing.
30:24Giles, why would she be casting these spells?
30:26No, she needs a sacred space, a pentagram, a large pot.
30:31Her home.
30:32Um, okay, help me up.
30:34Oh.
30:36We'll just go to her house and we'll get her book.
30:40Okay, we'll go with you.
30:41No.
30:42You guys stay here and keep an eye on Amy.
30:45And keep her away from the science lab.
30:47We'll need her to cast our counter spells.
31:18You guys stay here and keep her away from the science lab.
31:19Who are you?
31:20Um, is there something wrong?
31:22Mrs. Madison, we need to talk to you about your daughter.
31:24I'm not allowed.
31:25You'll have to come back later.
31:27Excuse me.
31:28What?
31:30You all right?
31:32Um, I'm here.
31:33Your daughter is meddling with something very dangerous.
31:35Are you aware of that?
31:36No, I don't know what you're talking about.
31:38Oh, I think you know only too well.
31:40You've got to go.
31:41She's going to be home soon and you...
31:42This girl is very sick.
31:44Now, you will shut up and you will listen to me.
31:46Your daughter has access to some very powerful magics
31:48and somehow your obsession with cheerleading has made...
31:52I don't care about cheerleading.
31:54It's not my fault she's doing stuff.
31:56As her mother, you should assume some responsibility for her actions.
32:00Yeah, well, you know, these kids today...
32:06She's out of her mind.
32:08Ever since dad...
32:10Her dad left, I can't control her.
32:13You're afraid of her.
32:14Amy?
32:19Are you Amy?
32:21I don't understand.
32:23She switched.
32:25She switched your bodies, didn't she?
32:30Good Lord.
32:32She wanted to relive her glory days.
32:37She said I was wasting my youth.
32:41So she took it.
32:48I didn't know anything about her powers.
32:52I mean, when dad was here, they would fight and yell
32:55and he would call her a witch
32:58and, you know, I just thought he meant
33:01oh, God, when he left, I wanted to go with him.
33:04But she wouldn't even let me call.
33:06She went crazy.
33:08I mean, she'd lock herself upstairs for days
33:10and she was always coming down on me
33:12and telling me I didn't deserve to have it so easy
33:15and that I didn't know how hard it was to be her.
33:17and I guess she showed me, huh?
33:26Amy, it's gonna be okay.
33:30A few months ago,
33:32I woke up in her bed.
33:35I didn't know where I was
33:37and then I looked in the mirror.
33:40She looked herself upstairs.
33:42Where?
33:49No.
33:50If she finds out I've been here, she'll kill me.
34:03My girl.
34:08I believe we can reverse your mother's spell.
34:12Well, all of them, in fact.
34:13You could.
34:15Really, you could.
34:16I need to find her books.
34:18There'd be specific volumes she'd need
34:22for this kind of casting.
34:28Collect those dolls
34:29and any other person...
34:35Nice kitty.
34:39I see what you were carding.
34:43Ah, yes.
34:48This is it.
34:52What did we find?
34:54What did we find?
34:55Come on.
34:59Where are you going?
35:00I'm going to school.
35:02And you're coming with us.
35:05Go, go, go, go.
35:09Go, go, go, go.
35:10Go, go, go, go.
35:11Go, go, go, go, go, go.
35:13Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
35:41I'm going to stop this, I promise.
35:48You just hang on.
35:54How is she?
35:57You can't wait I'll be alone.
35:57You've got to have a few minutes left.
35:59Go, Stab javelin!
36:04Go, Stab javelin!
36:06Go, Stab javelin!
36:09Go, Stab javelin!
36:14Go, Ligo, go! Go, Ligo, go!
36:36Right. Here we go.
36:39The center is dark.
36:41Centrum Hest Obscurus.
36:43Darkness breathes.
36:46Venebrae Respiratis.
36:48The listener hears.
36:52Hear me!
36:54One, two, three, four!
36:57One, two, three, four!
37:01One, two, three, four!
37:07One, two, three, four!
37:10It's working.
37:14Unlock the gate.
37:16Let the darkness shine.
37:17Cover us with holy fear.
37:19Show me...
37:44Amy, what's your problem?
38:01She's coming.
38:06Amy, get out of my way.
38:08Wait, I need to talk to you.
38:09I can help you.
38:11Help me?
38:12With what?
38:14Well, you know, all your witchcraft.
38:17I know this really good cauldron.
38:19Do you actually ride a broom?
38:26Xander!
38:32Korsheth and Gilel, the gate is closed.
38:34Receive the dark.
38:37Release the unworthy.
38:39Take of mine energy and be sated.
38:55Be sated.
38:57Release the unworthy.
39:08Release.
39:11Release.
39:21Release.
39:23Please!
39:41Buffy? Amy?
39:45You... you...
39:56You... you little brat.
40:00Mom, please.
40:05How dare you raise your hand to your mother?
40:08I gave you birth. I gave up my life,
40:11so you could drag that worthless carcass around and call it living?
40:15You've never been anything but trouble.
40:18I'm going to put you where you can't make trouble again.
40:21Guess what?
40:23I feel better.
40:29That body was mine.
40:32Mine!
40:33Oh, grow up!
40:35Grow it!
40:42I shall look upon my enemy.
40:47I shall look upon her and the dark place will have her soul.
40:54Korshet, take her!
41:21Korshet, take her!
41:22Well, that was, um... interesting.
41:29The guy's okay?
41:31I'm fine.
41:33I assume the, uh... all the spells are reversed.
41:36It was my first casting, so... I may have got it wrong.
41:39You saved my life.
41:41You were a god.
41:42Well, I didn't think you'd pull it off.
41:44I got her! I got her! Cut her head off!
41:46Xander, what are you doing?
41:47Saving you?
41:49Get your hands off of her.
41:51But she's evil.
41:53It wasn't exactly her.
41:55I was my mom.
41:57Oh.
41:59Where is she?
42:00Hey, Willow, it's cool.
42:02It is?
42:03Yeah, I took care of it.
42:12I don't get it.
42:14But...
42:16I've been doing a lot of thinking about...
42:18where you're coming from, how to relate to you...
42:22and I've come to a very simple conclusion.
42:24I don't get it.
42:25I'm inscrutable, huh?
42:28You're 16.
42:30I think there's a...
42:31a biological imperative whereby I can't understand you
42:34because I'm not 16.
42:37Do you ever wish you could be 16 again?
42:41Oh, that's a frightful notion.
42:43Go through all that again?
42:45Not even if it helped me understand you.
42:49I love you, Mom.
42:56I don't get it.
42:57My dad is so impossible.
43:00He doesn't ever want me going anywhere.
43:03He wants to spend total quantity time together.
43:06And I'm like, Dad, I can go out.
43:07It's perfectly safe.
43:08But he's got all this guilt about leaving me with my mom,
43:11and he's being a total pain.
43:13You're loving it.
43:14Every single minute.
43:17This Saturday night, he wants to stay in and make brownies.
43:21Well, the brownies were my idea.
43:24Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternate.
43:29Hold it, wait.
43:30No, I'm not.
43:32Well, I know that I'll miss the intellectual thrill
43:34of spelling out words with my arms.
43:36Ooh, these grapes are sour.
43:39Oh, I'm sorry.
43:41I forgot that you wanted to be on the squad.
43:43Oh, hey, that's okay.
43:45Cheerleading's just a little too hairy for me these days.
43:47Yeah, that's for sure.
43:51Catherine the Great.
43:54And there's been no sign of her?
43:56That last spell?
43:58She said I'd never make trouble again.
44:01Whoever she is, I don't think we'll have to worry.
44:07Twisted.
44:10I'm just happy to have my body back.
44:13I'm thinking of getting fat, you know?
44:15I hear that looks in for spring.
44:19Fuck.
44:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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