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مسلسل Bump مترجم - Episode 3

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00:19Oh, it's not.
00:25Are you sure you don't want some lube?
00:28Um, yeah, I guess.
00:37I got it specially because it's, like, meant to be more viscous than the others.
00:45Oh, it's super secure, too.
00:48Lol.
00:57Is that good?
01:03Maybe you could go on top instead.
01:06Yeah.
01:07Yeah, sure.
01:10Okay.
01:28I'm so sorry.
01:30Are you okay?
01:50I...
01:52Oh.
01:54Um, sorry. One-one second.
02:22Um, you know, we don't have to do this if you don't want to.
02:27It's, uh, it's fine.
02:30We got this.
02:34Is that good?
02:37Uh...
02:38Okay.
02:41That's not the...
02:43Oh! Oh!
02:46Oh, that's, that's not the algorithm I planned for.
02:51I'm just gonna change it.
02:57I think I need to go.
03:07We can just spoon.
03:08Um, I don't sort of feel good.
03:21I love you.
03:28Hey, this is for you.
03:33You, uh, say you don't want to come in?
03:57I'm sorry.
03:58But we can't hide a baby from the other half of its family.
04:01We're not.
04:02Benedicta knows.
04:03Oh, you know what I mean.
04:04No, I don't.
04:07Would you stop fussing?
04:14Are you worried about...
04:17Are you not, not sure if Santi is...
04:20Obviously, he is.
04:22I am just trying to understand so I can help.
04:24If it's not that, then why wouldn't we just get it out in the open?
04:27Why are you obsessed with this?
04:30I'm not.
04:31I'm just saying, well, truth will come to light.
04:35Okay, Mum, if you would like to be helpful,
04:37standing in the driveway sprouting cliches, isn't it?
04:41Spouting, not sprouting.
04:43And we're not in a driveway.
04:48What are you doing?
04:50I'd rather walk to school than get driven by a superior cow.
04:52Oh, sweetheart.
04:53There's no prizes for making today hard for yourself.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:59Mum.
05:00If women can climb mountains to get their children to another country,
05:05then I'm pretty sure that I can handle Pym on Bridge Road.
05:09Eta, you promised me that you weren't going to do that.
05:11I promise to be in silence.
05:14For the first time in my life, I'm in silence.
05:17You're not even a good liar.
05:19You're excellent, mentiroso.
05:20Stop sneaking over there.
05:22It's like if your own blood does in CIS.
05:24Abuelita, please.
05:25It's like you honor your mother.
05:27Okay, just let me deal with it.
05:29Oh.
05:30Deal with what?
05:31Nothing.
05:33Nothing.
05:34Everything's nothing with you, Santi.
05:36You know this house.
05:38So many surprises.
05:40It's really nothing, Dad.
05:42It's just Abuela messing around.
05:46You know I've got spies at school.
05:47I can find out everything.
05:49Then go ahead and ask them.
05:52Hey!
05:53I don't have spies at school.
05:55Are you sure you don't want an Uber?
05:57Why is everybody being so dramatic?
05:59Because you look deranged.
06:00I am clearly very balanced.
06:03Are you ready for today?
06:06You know, you never really told me how we're meant to be moving forward with...
06:09this.
06:10Hello.
06:11Our history WIP.
06:13How am I the one managing our collective focus?
06:19I had a rhythm.
06:20Why are you bringing the baby to school?
06:22Because I'm keeping it.
06:23Can I please walk now?
06:26Wait.
06:27Wait.
06:28Like, you're keeping it?
06:30But that's mental.
06:32You've gone mental.
06:33Well, if I don't bond with her properly, she'll become like a mass murderer or something.
06:41What?
06:41I don't know.
06:43So am I still meant to be the father?
06:44I don't know.
06:47Well, my dad's gonna kill me.
06:49Lockie!
06:51I just had a baby.
06:54My boobs are giant burning rocks.
06:58So, I'm sorry if I don't have the brain space to deal with you and your psycho dad.
07:04But you have the brain space to deal with some stupid presentation that's not even accessible.
07:10It's my education.
07:14What?
07:15Hey Ollie, it's me.
07:19Um...
07:19Uh, just checking if you're okay. Can you text me please?
07:24Everything alright?
07:26Uh...
07:28There is a lot going on.
07:30Yeah, um...
07:32Yeah, a lot to, um, to get our heads around.
07:37Hey, if you need some fresh air, or a family outing,
07:42you said you'd come to the lights and festival.
07:44Oh, yeah, um...
07:49Yeah, I don't know, I don't...
07:51When has Angie ever said no to some dancing?
07:56Hmm...
07:57Let's get some culture into the baby.
07:58Just because she's not Latina, doesn't mean she has to suffer.
08:03I really should find Ollie's.
08:09And if Jacinda Ardern can bring her baby to the Prime Minister's office, I think it's reasonable that I can
08:14bring my baby to school.
08:16Shh.
08:17You don't want to join the school mother's program.
08:20We can transfer you very easily.
08:24Excuse me.
08:28What are you...
08:33It's just a breast.
08:36Well, that's easy for you to say.
08:43Well, you really might be more comfortable at the mother's program.
08:46Who might be more comfortable?
08:48It's all set up specially, and babies can be, you know, very disruptive in a regular classroom environment.
08:55Boys are disruptive.
08:57Do they get sent to a special program?
08:59Gender equality in education is a destination, sir.
09:03Not a diversion.
09:05I worry for the babies of today.
09:08You know, that poor baby.
09:11You know, she...
09:13What's her name?
09:20Um...
09:24Bro, you need to meditate.
09:27You need to free your mind.
09:35Oh, Papa Dog.
09:37Dude!
09:38Did you get in?
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41She's so beautiful.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:50Oli, what's her name?
09:52I'm waiting to see what name suits her personality.
09:55How long does that take?
09:57Yeah, they don't really do anything yet.
09:59It would be better if they could speak straight out of the womb.
10:02Would you make her bilingual?
10:05Um...
10:06Yeah.
10:07Hopefully.
10:08Good morning, you crazy ninja turtles.
10:19Another mind to brainwash.
10:23I remember that response when I'm marking your exams.
10:26Okey-dokey, who's ready to go?
10:28Yes.
10:29No, Oli, you don't have to present.
10:31We're ready.
10:31You don't have to stand up.
10:34Okay.
10:34Everybody needs to meditate.
10:45We were thinking about different models of action related to women's education and the relative outcomes for girls in particular
10:54regions.
10:59To...
11:00To analyze the effectiveness of those outcomes in different societal cultures.
11:05Have you decided what campaigns you might focus on?
11:09Contraception for all!
11:12All right.
11:13All right.
11:13That's enough.
11:15We'll choose two and we'll compare them.
11:31Um...
11:32Um...
11:33Um...
11:33So, we were thinking...
11:35Um...
11:38Um...
11:38Um...
11:40Um...
11:40Um...
11:41Sorry.
11:42Nah.
11:43Come on, Dad.
11:43Share that emotional load.
11:46Daddy!
11:48Daddy!
11:50Daddy!
11:50Daddy!
11:53Daddy!
11:56Daddy!
11:59Daddy!
12:01Daddy!
12:02Daddy!
12:04Daddy!
12:19Sorry, Pujita.
12:22The feminist is busy right now.
12:49Lockie, wait. Hey, wait.
12:55I mean, when were you even in the same place as him?
12:58This is so embarrassing.
12:59I know.
13:00Do you?
13:01Do you have any idea how lame it is to cheat on me and have some stoner baby?
13:06He's not a stoner.
13:09He's introspective.
13:11He's introspective.
13:14What do you like him?
13:19I'll eat.
13:22Hey.
13:29That wasn't right.
13:31Look.
13:32Oh, shit.
13:33Huh?
13:34Fuck.
13:35Oh, shit.
13:37Do I have to hear it from someone else?
13:41You don't want to tell me?
13:43You don't want me to know you anymore?
13:45Your life?
13:47I didn't even know, Dad.
13:48But now you do.
13:52Be the one to tell me.
13:58The baby, Dad.
14:00There's a baby.
14:01And it's mine.
14:03I'm the dead.
14:09I'm sorry, Dad.
14:13I...
14:16I...
14:17I love you.
14:20I love you.
14:21Oh, shit.
14:33Oh, shit.
14:38Oh, shit.
14:40Oh, shit.
14:48Woo...
14:48Woo...
15:08Are you excited to be stuck in here all day with me and I can save you from this boring
15:14ass family all day? I don't need saving. Just because you have an Australian baby, don't
15:25forget who you are. Don't worry about it. I don't worry about it. I'm just saying, don't
15:32forget who you are.
15:57Hey. Hey, I'm Latinas. Hey, you were banned from talking for the rest of the day.
16:03Why? Oh my God, stop. Stop. You said it would be less awkward to meet them here, not more.
16:12Yeah, exactly. Imagine if he was doing this in their house right now.
16:15What? I'm just getting into the spirit. It's babies versus salsa. Salsa is Cuban. We're
16:20only staying half an hour. I just, I don't want her overstimulated.
16:25Well, we can just have them over if you don't want to go in there.
16:28Yeah, if it's too much, we can- No, no, no. What? Um, we're here. You guys don't
16:32want to meet them? We have to. We have to meet them. Just please be normal.
16:39Ange. Hi. Hi. Hey, how are you? Hello, Oli, how are you? Dom, Matthias, Matthias, Dom.
16:46Hey. Oh, that is a handshake. Uh, we haven't got any tickets. That's what I'm here for.
16:53Well, you're family. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Not sold out.
17:02Found them. Thanks to God. I was dying to meet my dear little work friend. Hi.
17:08Hello. Hi. Hello. Yeah. Well, you must be so tired, no? Hmm.
17:16Is this our baby Hernandez? Guys, this is Bernadette, Santa's grandma. Please.
17:22So nice to meet you for the very first time ever in my life. Yes. And it's lovely to meet
17:30you. Thank you. Good to meet you. Good to meet you. Hi, I'm Angie. Bernadette.
17:37Hello. Hello. Hi, guys. Yes. Surpresa, surpresa, surpresa. Oh, you're so beautiful.
17:51Oh, beautiful. Oh, I don't think we'll be needing this.
17:59They're so awkward, this family camp. Yeah, a little bit. Like half an hour.
18:03You smoke bomb and blame it on the baby.
18:15Where is she taking her?
18:37Hey.
18:44Oh, wow.
18:45Oh, wow.
19:10I'll eat something while you can, darling.
19:12Get the baby back.
19:18He's got two wives, has he?
19:21Yeah, I don't know who that is.
19:24Oh, whoa.
19:25Pretty normal.
19:27Dad's fucking someone else's husband.
19:29Yeah, sexier it is, the less you have to worry.
19:32Which you would know if you had kept coming to the lessons.
19:39Whatever.
19:41I don't know what it is.
19:47She's dressed to work for today.
19:49Hey.
19:50Oh.
19:51But she's pretty now.
19:54Oh, Rosa.
19:56Sorpresa se parece a la madre de Santi, no?
19:59Tanta semejanza.
20:02Hola, Ita.
20:03Hola.
20:04Hola.
20:06Entonces.
20:08Holly.
20:10Come here.
20:12No, no, no, no, no.
20:13No, no, no, no, no.
20:14Ita, we don't need to do that.
20:16We don't need.
20:16No, no, no.
20:17Yes, we put it here.
20:25Little bit closer.
20:39Like a family.
20:41Oh, they knew it was still Hernandez.
20:45Hi, Santi.
20:46I'm Astridis.
20:48You are doing so well.
20:50I would have told everyone to fuck off by now.
20:52Let's go and find you somewhere quiet.
20:53I'll go.
20:54You sure?
20:55You all right?
20:55I'll be back in a minute.
20:58Where's she going?
20:59Where's she got a big photo?
21:00She's going to feed the baby.
21:06Then we should have a dance.
21:07Oh, no.
21:08We're heading off.
21:09We're, we're, she's tired.
21:11We're going to go soon.
21:12You're not going anywhere without having a dance.
21:16Eso.
21:18Don't forget to move those tight hips of yours.
21:22I'm going to bring an agua, I think it's green.
22:00Just relax, my friend.
22:21What didn't you say anything to me?
22:23About what?
22:29You knew it was something.
22:32Yeah, um, for a couple of days.
22:36Um, I should look out for Ollie.
22:40You knew I had a granddaughter.
22:42And you let me find out with everyone else.
22:45Yeah, I promised Ollie.
22:50Why would you hide it?
22:52This makes us family.
22:56Yeah, I know.
23:23So what does it mean when the dance looks like two people who have fucked before?
23:28It's just dancing.
23:29Is Mateus the guy?
23:32Is he the one?
23:33Where's Ollie?
23:36Ange, did you ever crack at him before or after?
23:39He knew you were kind of related to him.
23:43Could we do that smoke bomb now?
23:47Definitely, let's go.
23:53Oh no, I'll get the pram.
24:08Oh, what's up?
24:10Oh, no way.
24:20Hey.
24:21Hey.
24:28You okay?
24:33So, are you going to tell Ollie or do you want me to?
24:39Don't be ridiculous.
24:46You know, you don't have to be polite to people who snap you.
24:49She didn't snap me.
24:52They come, they go.
24:53Bye-bye.
24:54Why are you always so aggro?
24:57Aggro?
25:00Why aren't you aggro, you wicked, whore, piece of shit?
25:04You get a girl pregnant, you don't even know her, and you don't care that she doesn't know you.
25:08She will never see you.
25:11Not like me.
25:12Hey.
25:13What's going on?
25:14He's so aggro.
25:22Is everything okay?
25:27I didn't stay long.
25:31It's a big change.
25:34It's a big change.
25:35It's a big change.
26:12What are you doing?
26:13Can you hug me like normal?
26:39I fucking hate you.
26:42What?
26:55You better get that.
27:15No, don't.
27:16I'm sorry.
27:24I hate everything about you.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:26I don't know.
27:56I don't know.
28:37I don't know.
28:40I don't know.
28:42I don't know.
29:12I don't know.
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