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00:00Previously on Brothers and Sisters
00:01My husband had an affair with that woman Holly over there
00:05You are so hot
00:07Warren, just please
00:09Shut up
00:09Yeah
00:10Jonathan, I'm missing you badly
00:13Am I allowed to say that even though I cheated on you and I made the biggest mistake of my
00:16life?
00:17See, this is the lawyer I mentioned
00:19Kevin Walker Randy Stewart
00:20Hi
00:21Hi, I've heard a lot about you
00:22Have you given any more thought to getting a criminal lawyer?
00:25Talking about the pension fund, huh?
00:27That lovely situation your father left us with
00:29Do you have feelings for Holly?
00:30Beginning of a friendship?
00:32Yeah, maybe
00:32Diabetes is a disease she can live with and live fully
00:35Dad never stopped caring about what you did with your life
00:38I stop right now
00:41They're called Santa Ana's
00:42It's a Southern California thing
00:44It's these weird hot winds that blow out of the desert and into L.A.
00:49When I was a kid they used to completely freak me out
00:52I used to get so scared that I couldn't sleep alone
00:54And so I'd jump into my mom and dad's bed
00:57And I'd hide under the covers
01:00I wish you could jump into my bed
01:02I've got an idea
01:04Pretend I'm not a New York
01:06Pretend you're sleeping with me
01:07And the warm wind that's blowing
01:09It's my breath
01:11Jonathan
01:12Come on, it'll be good for you
01:13Okay, so you're lying in bed with me
01:17And the Santa Ana's are your breath
01:20And then I'm kissing your neck
01:23And now I'm moving lower
01:25It's so hot
01:26Uh, oh, yeah
01:27Yeah, baby, hot, hot
01:29You're wearing those pink pajamas with the little blue flowers, aren't you?
01:33How did you know that?
01:35It's a good guess
01:36Take them off
01:39Are they off yet?
01:40They're off
01:42Now take off your panties
01:44Mmm, mmm
01:46See, you're getting into this, aren't you?
01:48Are you naked?
01:50Oh, yeah, completely
01:51You're lying
01:52No, I'm not
01:54Yeah, it's your turn, bucko
01:55Take it all off
01:56I know for a fact you're lying
02:02Are you okay?
02:03I'm so sorry
02:03It was supposed to be a surprise
02:04Are you crazy?
02:08Oh, my God
02:10Oh, my God
02:12You know what?
02:12You are lucky
02:13You are so lucky that I am the only Republican who doesn't own a gun
02:16Oh, my God
02:17Kitty
02:17Kitty
02:18Oh, no
02:18Kitty
02:19Mother, it's
02:21It's
02:22Jonathan
02:23Jonathan
02:24Close your eyes
02:25I'm sorry, Nora
02:26I just
02:27I knew where the key was
02:28And I just wanted to surprise your daughter
02:30I'm getting a Rottweiler
02:32I should clean this up
02:33Oh, no
02:34Just, uh
02:35Come kiss me, sis
02:36Oh, God
02:42David, you didn't have to come yourself
02:44You could have just sent one of your guys
02:46It's okay
02:46Next time something jumps out of someone's hands and hits the shelf, this won't happen
02:50Nothing's jumping out of anybody's hands, David
02:52It was an accident
02:53Oh, honey, you can't help it if you're still scared of the wind
02:56I am not scared of the wind
02:58I'm
02:59I'm
02:59Okay
03:00Okay
03:01Okay, Mother
03:02Enough
03:04I should go
03:04I took a suite at the Reds, and I'll just get my bags
03:07I'll see you later
03:08Okay
03:09I'll bring my stuff over
03:10After work
03:11Maybe around seven-ish
03:12Okay
03:13Jonathan, you should stay here
03:15Oh, no, it could be for a while
03:17At least till Kitty convinced me to move out here for good
03:20Mom, he's gonna be here indefinitely
03:22We are trying to figure out what we are
03:24And-
03:24He should stay here
03:25Mom, you don't even like him
03:27You have described him on several occasions as being a rabid free market capitalist sociopath
03:32And a few other choice words that I won't mention in front of David
03:35No, no, go ahead
03:36I think I've heard all of Nora's expletives over the years
03:38Jonathan?
03:39Oh, no, no, Mom
03:41They don't get to choose the buyer, I do
03:44They've got four minutes to accept the offer, we walk
03:47Jonathan, excuse me
03:48You know, I would absolutely love it if you would stay here with us
03:54Sure
03:56What's your fax number?
03:58Ah
03:59She said what?
04:01Oh, I hope you had the good sense to turn her down
04:03I hope he did
04:04Oh, Jonathan's no pushover, he can handle her
04:07How's Paige?
04:08She's fine, I'm a wreck
04:10I can't talk about it
04:11I-I-I don't wanna cry anymore
04:13Because you'll start crying and then I won't be able to stop crying
04:15I wanna cry?
04:16Ah, Kevin just walked in, I'll put you on speakerphone
04:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't put me on speaker, please, Sarah
04:21Jonathan's here
04:22Guess where he's staying
04:24Where?
04:27At Mom's?
04:29Kitty, you realize Mom called him a cruel and ruthless businessman
04:32Who'd kill his own grandmother to make a buck
04:34I'm not talking if I'm on speaker
04:35He's cooking dinner for everyone tonight
04:38He cooks?
04:39I thought his kind of people only hired chefs
04:41Wait, who's cooking?
04:42Ah, Uncle Saul and Tommy just walked in, Kitty's on the phone
04:45Hey, Tommy, hey, Uncle Saul
04:47Hey, Kitty, great show last night
04:49Of course, as usual, you were right about Israel and wrong about everything else
04:53Well, at least we'll always have Israel, Uncle Saul
04:55Jonathan's back
04:56He's staying at Mom's and cooking dinner for everyone tonight
05:00Wait, your mother is letting him cook in her kitchen?
05:03Well, she's not entirely aware of it yet
05:05It's a good thing Justin knows CPR
05:07Entelope were in my sister's kitchen
05:09Justin should show up with oxygen and a defibrillator
05:11And sober
05:14Hey, hello?
05:15Hey, are you guys making faces?
05:16Come on, this is why I hate speakerphones
05:18All right, I'm signing off, see you tonight
05:20Okay, bye Kitty
05:21Bye Kitty
05:22All right
05:24The lawyer is in the conference room
05:25She's waiting for us
05:26Yeah, I still don't see why we need another lawyer
05:28We have you
05:29Yeah, well, the difference is I took a year of criminal law
05:32This woman practices it for a living
05:33Well, that makes me feel so much better
05:38How are things?
05:40Oh, well, things are pretty excellent
05:47Miss Walker?
05:48I'm Amber
05:49I'm your new intern
05:50If you need absolutely anything, just ask
05:53Hi, Amber
05:55You know, you can call me Kitty
05:58I'm just completely in awe of you
06:00You're really amazing
06:01You're, like, totally my role model
06:03Aw, thanks
06:04Except for, you know, your politics
06:08Half a calf, half decaf, skim milk, and the New York Times
06:11Perfect
06:12Thanks, Amber
06:13Can I do anything else for you?
06:14No, I'm pretty excellent
06:17Uh, Amber
06:19Yeah?
06:20Is this your first date?
06:22No, I started yesterday afternoon
06:25Bye
06:28Oh, my God
06:29You slept with her
06:32Ah
06:33Turns out there's some good news
06:35None of you have done anything that can get you in a jail cell
06:37Yet
06:38Even Saul, who's raised creative accounting to an art form
06:41Thank you
06:42So we don't have to call the U.S. Attorney and turn ourselves in?
06:46No
06:46But the $5,500 is due at the end of the year
06:48$5,500?
06:49A financial statement
06:50We have to list all of our assets on the pension fund
06:53Or the lack thereof
06:54If you don't report the shortfall, it's fraud
06:56And that's what sends all of you to jail without passing go
07:00So, what options do we have?
07:02Pretty simple
07:03Need $12 million to put back in the fund by the end of the year
07:05Where are we gonna find $12 million?
07:08We find out where Dad put it
07:09Thanks, Kevin
07:10I hadn't thought of that
07:12Well, there's gotta be a way to figure out what William was doing
07:15Somebody has to know where that money is
07:17I can refer you to a forensic accountant who can work in confidence
07:20What if the forensic guy can't find the money?
07:22A. Sell off major assets at the corporation
07:25B. Declare bankruptcy
07:26Or C. Falsify the report and almost certainly see the inside of a jail cell
07:33Or D. Win the lotto
07:39Okay
07:40Okay
07:47Jonathan, you're here
07:49You got some faxes, about 30 pages worth
07:52I had to refill the machine with paper
07:55Thank you, Nora
07:57You can just leave them right there
07:59Groceries
08:00Do you have some sort of special dietary needs I'm unaware of?
08:03No
08:04Kitty didn't tell you
08:05I'm cooking
08:06Where?
08:07Here, tonight
08:09Thought it'd be a great way to say hello to everyone again
08:12Least I can do
08:13Oh, that is so thoughtful
08:16Completely unnecessary
08:17I don't think anyone can come
08:19It's so hard to get them all together during the week
08:21Well, as far as I know, everyone's coming
08:24Oh
08:25Great
08:26Hey
08:26Two more bags in the car
08:28No peeking, Nora
08:30Oh
08:30It's a surprise
08:31Wow
08:34You love those surprises
08:38Well, you found the hunt thrilling and the business lucrative
08:41You know, I don't like that
08:41I don't want to talk about that
08:42I'd rather stick with the whiskey
08:46Yeah
08:47I can't believe it
08:50Thanks
08:54Okay, bye-bye
08:55Okay, bye-bye
09:11That's morality
09:12Oh, it's not about me, pal
09:14I couldn't care less
09:15It's the lefty political correctness police who are gonna march in here and start screaming sexual harassment and then you're
09:21really gonna be screwed
09:22What do you care?
09:22Didn't your little boyfriend come back to town and move in with you and mommy?
09:26You know, I would really appreciate it if you could refrain from listening in on my private phone conversations
09:30Quit having private phone conversations in your irritating cell phone voice in the workplace
09:35And for what it's worth, I haven't slept with her
09:40Yet
09:41And if and when we do choose to have sex, it will be an act between two consenting adults
09:46She's not an adult, Warren
09:47She's a susceptible young intern who happens to be impressed with your position and your power and your ill-informed
09:53touchy-feely politics
09:54Is there nothing about that scenario that is familiar to you?
09:58Hmm
09:59No
10:00Can't think of a thing
10:03That's it, I'm done, I'm not going on the stage
10:06It's a witness stand, I know, they settled ten minutes ago
10:09But, uh, you can take comfort in the thought it was your impending testimony that put the fear of God
10:14in them
10:14I'm crushed, I feel like an understudy who never got to go on
10:17Sorry
10:18No, um, I'm sorry for the other night
10:22What other night?
10:23The movies, two for the road, although in our case it was four if you count your mother and my
10:27friend
10:27Your friend?
10:30You were holding hands, so unless he was a blind friend I would assume he's your boyfriend
10:33I know you were hurt
10:34No, that would imply I cared
10:37When can we go out again?
10:40I don't ask guys out twice who are currently involved
10:43I'd imagine you'd understand that being the poster boy for monogamy
10:46There is no harm in dating around, when I'm exclusive, I'm exclusive
10:50So are you?
10:53Exclusive
10:53Well we're not registered, if that's what you mean
10:55And P.S.
10:56You were the one who cancelled on me to hang out with your mom
10:59So I'm the one who should be offended and a little weirded out
11:31Okay, fine
11:33I'm Nora, who has kindly offered to endure the encroachment of me and my business in her lovely home
11:37Thank you
11:39Cheers
11:40Cheers
11:40Cheers
11:41And if you keep cooking like this you can stay as long as you'd like
11:43Come on
11:46Kitty, could you get some of my wine?
11:48No, no, no, no, no, please
11:50Please, let me do something, I can't just sit around and do nothing in my own house
11:58How do I say, I told you so, in French?
12:04The Zema Derriere
12:06The Zema Derriere
12:07The Zema Derriere
12:11Uh, excuse us, it's time for Paige's insulin
12:14Do I have to?
12:15Come on, sweetie
12:16Wish us luck
12:17Come on, Paige
12:18Come on
12:24Finally, our peasant has arrived
12:26You look so nice
12:27Don't you look great
12:28Where'd you get the new suit?
12:30Well, it's my bellboy uniform
12:31I thought they'd give you something with epaulettes and a hat
12:34Yeah
12:34You know what, I wore that in Afghanistan
12:36Thanks
12:36Very funny
12:41Still the silent treatment, huh, bro?
12:43No silent treatment
12:44I just don't have anything to say
12:47Jonathan, what exactly do you do?
12:50I'm a hedge fund manager
12:51Oh, come on
12:52He's being modest
12:53I googled you
12:54He's one of the top hedge fund managers in the country
12:56Can't get through the doors of his office with less than five million
12:59Wow
13:00Really?
13:00Maybe you could help me with my 401k
13:04So your business is making the very rich obscenely rich
13:07Nora
13:08Finish your stew
13:10I'm sorry, alright
13:11You mean it?
13:12I invest wealthy people's money in companies that need capital to grow
13:16If I pick well, everybody wins
13:17Including the employees
13:19Except for the ones on minimum wage
13:21Wages are set by the marketplace, Nora
13:22Oh, here we go
13:23The wisdom of the almighty market
13:25Hey mom, the minimum wage is a political conceit
13:28He's not a politician, he's a businessman
13:30I know, I know
13:31I guess this is his idea of clever irony
13:34Eating like the poor peasants
13:35While we discuss his bazillion dollar hedge fund
13:39Damn it, mom
13:41I'm sorry
13:43Ow, stop!
13:45No!
13:46Stop!
13:47No!
13:47It hurts!
13:48It hurts!
13:50It hurts!
13:50It hurts!
13:50It hurts!
13:53I got it!
13:53I got it!
13:54I got it!
13:54Here, give me this
13:55Give me this
13:56Get over here
13:56Alright Paige, can you look me right in the eyes
13:58Right?
13:58Look me right in the eyes and make this face
14:00Look right here, okay?
14:01Can you make a funny face for me?
14:02Like this?
14:07You are all done
14:08You did so good
14:09Come on, let's bring you back in there
14:11You did so good
14:12I'm so proud of you
14:13Food, oh my gosh
14:14You're so heavy
14:15No more food for you
14:18Show's over
14:18There's nothing to see here, right?
14:20You did so good
14:23God, you're getting at me
14:24Here we go
14:31It's harder when you're under fire
14:33Let me get you some band-aids, Paige
14:40Wow
14:41Who was that masked man?
14:50Yes, yes, yes, you're absolutely right
14:54Oh my gosh
14:56You're like a contractor and designer all in one
14:59I just love this cork flooring, who knew?
15:03Thanks for lunch
15:03Oh, David, could you please move your truck?
15:05Oh, sure
15:06No, no David, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please
15:08I want Kevin to see what you're doing
15:09Kevin, look at this
15:11David's gonna take out this entire wall
15:13And fill it with French doors
15:15Wow, that seems expensive
15:17You know, I might have some door frames left over
15:19From the Sperling's restaurant job
15:20Oh, I love the Sperling's
15:22How are they doing?
15:22Well, they're opening a restaurant, Mom
15:24I'm sure they're broke and medicated
15:25To within an inch of their lives
15:27What are they calling it again?
15:29Sperling's
15:30How clever
15:32You know what?
15:33They sent me an invitation to the opening
15:36I'm so bad I completely forgot all about it
15:38When is it?
15:39Tonight
15:40Tonight?
15:41Oh, no
15:42Tonight
15:43Oh
15:44Kevin
15:45What?
15:46Can I?
15:46No
15:47I can't ask you
15:49No
15:50My son and I are no longer seeing each other socially
15:53It seems to be inappropriate
15:53All right, I'm not gonna say any more
15:55Well, why don't you go with me, Nora?
15:57I'm down for a plus one
15:58And right now there's no one, so
16:00Oh
16:01Well, that sure is a good idea
16:05I mean, I was invited too, so it wouldn't be like I was your one
16:09You know, I'm my own one
16:11We would be your one and my one just two ones
16:14You know, going, I could meet you there even would be a good idea
16:19Great
16:19Great
16:20I'll go boot my truck
16:21Thank you
16:28What?
16:29You were just asked out on a date
16:31I was most certainly not asked out on a date
16:34Don't you dare mention this to your sisters
16:37Oh, Kevin
16:39Me?
16:39Yes
16:40Cross my heart
16:42Kitty Walker
16:46That is so incredibly nice of you
16:48Hi guys
16:51Warren is treating me to dinner after the show
16:53Yeah, it's kind of a tradition
16:55After the first week I like to take the interns out
16:57Oh, you know what?
16:58I heard about that
16:59You've been doing that since like the early 80s
17:02Not quite that long
17:03We're going to McKendry's
17:05McKendry's
17:06You know what? Warren
17:07We ate there once together, didn't we?
17:09I read about McKendry's in the magazine, so I'm like totally psyched
17:13Oh my God, what am I gonna wear?
17:15You know what? I have an idea
17:16Wow, my boyfriend and I were gonna go out and grab dinner after the show
17:20Why don't we all go together?
17:22No way
17:23Are you kidding?
17:24No
17:24I'm going to dinner with both stars of red, white and blue
17:27Why not?
17:29It would really be a lot of fun
17:31Oh my God, I so gotta go call my roommate
17:33Tell her you're gonna be home early
17:35Three seconds
17:38So, so what? You're the dental dam of workplace relationships now?
17:42Warren, it is so obvious what you're trying to do
17:44What I'm trying to do?
17:45Yeah, you're still upset about what happened between us
17:47So you're trying to get back at me by sleeping with the intern
17:49Well, the problem is, is that that girl is gonna get destroyed by this
17:52And I'm not gonna have that on my conscience
17:53So you think my wanting to sleep with Amber is about me sleeping with you and not about me wanting
17:56to sleep with Amber?
17:57Clearly
17:58Wow
18:00Well, after you get your head examined
18:01Maybe you might want to check with your boyfriend, uh, Jonathan
18:04And see how he feels about this little double date
18:06Well, Jonathan is not that insecure
18:09Gosh, what a guy
18:10Hey
18:11You guys see that new intern?
18:14Smoking
18:15Don't you think?
18:18We could sell off the trucks to shore up the ranch operation
18:21You won't need ranch operations if you liquidate the orchards
18:24You think we should sell the orchards?
18:26That's our core business
18:28Sarah, how are you?
18:29Jonathan
18:30I was just telling Tommy I don't think you guys should be too quick to sell off the distribution arm
18:36Tommy, could I have a word?
18:37Sarah, don't get on
18:38Excuse me, Jonathan, I need to talk to my brother
18:41I understand
18:47Tommy, what did you do?
18:48I'm not an idiot
18:48I didn't talk about the pension fund
18:50But if we're going to auction off parts of Ojai
18:52I want to make sure we sell the right parts
18:54And Jonathan knows
18:55Well, I haven't decided that that's what I want to do
18:57What do you want to do?
18:58You know, file for bankruptcy, go to jail
19:00Back off, Tommy
19:02Do you have any idea what I'm going through?
19:05I just came from Paige's school
19:06Where the nurse lost my diabetic daughter's blood testing kit
19:09I've had two months from Helen, I don't need you undermining me at every turn
19:12Sarah, you're the only one with the authority to fix this
19:16You have to own that
19:21Stop stalling
19:23You have to act
19:30Ooh, what are you all dressed up for?
19:33I'm not dressed up
19:35You're wearing a push-up bra
19:37This is not a...
19:39It's a French cup
19:40I got it on sale
19:42You know, it wouldn't hurt you to wear a bra every now and then
19:45I hear you have a date with David Morton
19:48I'm going to kill Kevin
19:50And it's not a date
19:51I would ask you to come along
19:53But apparently you're on your way to McKendry's
19:58You're not the only one that talks to Kevin
20:00And I must say I find it a bit bizarre
20:01This Darwinian dinner date of yours
20:04What, do the two of them butt horns like a pair of rams
20:07And whichever one is left standing at the end of the evening
20:10Gets to take you home
20:11We're all civilized adults, Mother
20:13And Jonathan knows exactly how I feel about it
20:15Well, I wish you would explain it to me
20:17Because I don't understand the attraction
20:19You know, Mom, if you feel so strongly about Jonathan
20:22Why did you invite him to stay here?
20:24I was being courteous
20:25No, you were being controlling
20:26Because you don't want me to leave
20:28And if I'm here, you can pick on me at will
20:30That's absolutely
20:31I have been nothing but nice to you since
20:33Nice? I have been so nice
20:34Nice attacking my boyfriend in the middle of a dinner that he made for the entire family
20:38A dinner you conveniently forgot to tell me about
20:40Well, you would say no
20:41You set me up as what you did
20:41You know, while we're on this subject
20:42Why do you do it?
20:44What?
20:44Why do you belittle every single guy that I've ever brought home since
20:47Since what?
20:48Seventh grade?
20:50No one on earth wants you to find a decent boyfriend more than I do
20:54But you seem to have a knack for picking self-satisfied, smug men who have pathologically high self-esteem
21:02Handsome, arrogant, self-centered Republicans
21:05Are we talking about Jonathan or are we talking about Dad?
21:11If I thought you loved Jonathan, I wouldn't say a thing
21:23Hey, hi, Al
21:25You look great
21:27Now, you, of course, look wonderful
21:31You look so different like this
21:34Not that you don't look great in your khakis or whatever it was you were wearing at the house
21:38I really don't remember what you were wearing at the house
21:40I wasn't paying attention
21:41I never noticed what people are wearing
21:43I would be the worst witness at a trial
21:45Everybody tells me that
21:46They all just say I'd be bad
21:51Oh, David
21:52Oh, you've done just a wonderful job
21:59Holy mother of God
22:00Good evening, Mr. Morton
22:01Right this way
22:02Ma'am
22:03Thanks
22:06So, you look a little ashen
22:09Did you get a bad scallop?
22:11No, it's not a scallop
22:12No, it's not a scallop
22:39Cocktails
22:39Yeah
22:39Yes
22:40Dry martini for you
22:43No, no
22:44I'll just have a glass of red wine
22:45Thank you
22:46Why don't I order champagne since this is a celebration?
22:50Both Cucola, Grandin
22:51Put a second bottle on ice
22:53Yes, sir, right away
22:56Would it be weird if I took a picture of you two together?
23:00Sure
23:01I promised my mom
23:02Just right there like you are
23:05Only closer
23:08You know, it's so funny
23:09Because the whole world thinks you guys hate each other
23:11Why don't you get in the photograph, Amber?
23:13And I'll take it
23:14Oh, yeah, awesome
23:19Uh-oh, you're getting a call
23:21Oh
23:24Oh, it's my best friend, Jill
23:28I'll be right back
23:29Jill, we just got here
23:31Oh my God, it's like a super nice race run
23:33So, Jonathan, how are you liking L.A. so far?
23:37Listen, I always prefer to be direct with people
23:39So, let's just identify the elephant in the room, shall we?
23:43I know about you two
23:46Well, aren't we modern?
23:47And Kitty is a beautiful, smart, and sexy woman
23:50So I don't blame anyone for falling for her
23:55So, I'm thinking pork chops
23:57Well, Jonathan, you're right
23:59She is, she is all those things
24:01But you are wrong about one thing
24:03I never fell for Kitty
24:05What happened between us
24:06It's nothing
24:08It's a mistake
24:09And, uh, we should leave it at that
24:14You guys wanna go to Bar Marmont after this?
24:16Oh, you won't feel old or anything
24:18People of all ages go there
24:21Oh, it is so hard to decide
24:26I think I'll have the sea bass
24:28I'm sorry, I just served the last one
24:30But the swordfish is wonderful
24:32Fine, I'll have the swordfish
24:35I will have the same
24:36Very good
24:36Thanks
24:37There's an awful lot of mercury in swordfish
24:39I hope I don't turn into a thermometer
24:44If you wanna leave, Nora
24:45No, no, no, no
24:46Why?
24:47Just because my brother is over there with the woman who was sleeping with my husband
24:50I'd rather have another watermelon martini
24:54Watermelon, can you believe it?
24:56In my day, martinis were made with gin
24:58Vodka was the big experiment
25:03Saul
25:04Would you please stop looking over there?
25:07This is ridiculous
25:09This is not an easy situation, Holly
25:11I understand that
25:13But I don't wanna be anxious every time I go out on a date
25:18Is that what tonight is?
25:20Date?
25:22Well, such a thing is possible
25:25Of course it's possible
25:29You look beautiful tonight
25:31Thank you
25:33I was beginning to think I got all dressed up for nothing
25:36You look just the way you look when you make girls a go-go
25:39Girls a go-go?
25:42You did not see that movie
25:47I wish that I could rent old movies of you, Saul
25:51You're such an enigma
25:54The movies will be boring
25:56Just because you've led a fabulous life
25:58Don't imagine that everyone else has
26:00I think you mythologize me sometimes, Saul
26:05I'm really very ordinary
26:07Hardly
26:12For a long time I didn't know about you and William
26:15Probably so many things we didn't know
26:18So many secrets he only shared with you
26:25We loved each other very much
26:29That's the only secret I know
26:33Yeah
26:37I didn't mean to infer
26:39No, no, Holly, please, I understand
26:42It's alright
26:44Wanna have another drink?
26:46Sure
26:46This time
26:48I'm gonna have a proper martini
26:51With me coming out was never an issue
26:53I was so gay so quickly there was no use in arguing with anybody about it
26:56With you, I imagine, it was more like pulling teeth
27:00No, I was...
27:02I was just a late bloomer, that's all
27:03I didn't come into this world living clothes or musical theater
27:07I was keeping it all pretty much to myself until senior year when I hooked up with this guy, Danny
27:12McCulloch
27:12In his attic, why are you whispering?
27:16I'm not
27:17Anyway, Danny's older sister Abigail was best friends with Kitty
27:21And that Halloween, Danny decided to dress up as a French chambermaid
27:24Nice
27:24Abigail, no fool, figures things out
27:27She and Danny have a heart-to-heart, of course Danny tells her everything
27:29Abigail tells Kitty, Kitty, bum bum bum bum, confronts me
27:32What did you do?
27:34What could I do? I couldn't very well deny it
27:36I made her swear a vow of secrecy, but by Christmas she told all my brothers and sisters
27:39Anyway, when I finally told Mom, she immediately joined parents and friends of lesbians and gays
27:44Oh...
27:45No, no, oh, I became her cause celeb
27:48I was an exchange student in my own home
27:52How did you get so cute?
27:55I was born this way
27:57What's your excuse?
27:58When you're cold
27:59When you're cold
28:03All the colors fade
28:05When you're cold
28:07When you're cold
28:10No New Year's Day parade
28:13You needde your gold
28:15Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Facebook
28:19Colors endify
28:27Colors end of departments
28:30...Lesson Muzục
28:31I love this part
28:33When you look at someone, and they don't look away
28:45Could you please pass the Chantney?
28:57Hello.
28:59Who are you?
29:00You couldn't be my brother, could you?
29:03Not if you're here with her tonight.
29:06And who might you be?
29:07You look like my sister, but of course that's impossible.
29:10You see, my sister's husband just died.
29:13And you seem to be on a date.
29:14I am not here on a date.
29:17That is Dave the contractor, whereas you are here on a date.
29:20If I am, then you are.
29:22No.
29:23The difference is you told me you had feelings for her.
29:25I never told you I had feelings for Dave the contractor.
29:28We are sitting at that table minding our own business.
29:31What do you want from me?
29:32Fine.
29:33Shut up, then.
29:34We're both grown-ups.
29:35I don't want to talk about it anymore.
29:42David, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but would you drive me home tonight?
29:48I seem to have had too many modern martinis.
29:52Of course I won't.
29:54I'm sorry, David.
29:55David, this is the first date I've had in 40 years.
30:00I'm just a little bit nervous.
30:02Nora, I hope there isn't a misunderstanding here.
30:07We've had lunch together over a hundred times, and I didn't think this was any different.
30:11No.
30:12Oh, no.
30:14Oh, no, no, no, no.
30:14Oh, I was teasing.
30:16It was a joke.
30:19I don't know where my comic timing is tonight.
30:22Psst.
30:22God.
30:27All right, I just gave her the shot and read her a story, and lucky for you, you're not
30:30being charged for either.
30:31Oh, thank you.
30:33You know, after witnessing your miraculous talents the other night, I figured Paige would
30:37appreciate the surprise.
30:38Well, there is more where that came from.
30:41What's that?
30:43This is saline solution.
30:44Don't worry, it's harmless.
30:46Is it for Paige?
30:47Nope, it's for you.
30:48You're gonna inject me.
30:52You haven't given her a shot yet, have you?
30:55She's my daughter.
30:56I don't wanna hurt her.
30:57You're gonna hurt her, Sarah.
30:59The first 10, 15 times, you're gonna hurt her.
31:01But after the 20th time, you know, you start to get the hang of it, and after a month, you
31:04know, she won't even notice.
31:05But you're never gonna get there if you don't give her the shot, so come here.
31:09All right, the first thing you wanna do is grab the skin, right?
31:11You wanna go in perpendicular, but the trick is to prick fast and deep, just like you're
31:14popping a balloon.
31:16You got it.
31:16Fast and deep.
31:17Mm-hmm.
31:22How was that?
31:23Awful.
31:25But I have, uh, some more saline solution, so, uh, you get two or three more shots at this.
31:32Justin, you're...
31:33The greatest brother in the world, blah, blah, blah.
31:35I just wanna make you feel guilty for all the times you made me dress up in Mom's clothes.
31:39That wasn't me.
31:40That was Kitty.
31:41I just painted your toenails.
31:44Okay.
31:44Just easy.
31:45Pop like a balloon.
31:50Pop like a balloon.
31:53Jonathan, please.
31:54You have been on the cell phone all night.
31:56I'm trying to apologize.
31:58I'm trying to explain what happened tonight.
32:00I...
32:00Do you really wanna talk about it?
32:01You wanna talk about our double date with that jerk you slept with?
32:04You wanna talk about taking me to the same restaurant you went to with him?
32:08I expected that passive-aggressive crap from your mother, Kitty.
32:10So what's the deal?
32:11Is it genetic?
32:12I'm sorry.
32:14You're right.
32:14I have done everything I could possibly do to make this relationship work.
32:17And I keep waiting for some sort of good-faith effort from you.
32:20And what I get is a night like tonight.
32:22I'm so sorry.
32:23I'm trying the best I can.
32:24All this stuff, your job, living in two separate cities, Warren, your family, we could get past all of that.
32:30But I'm not sure any of that is the real problem.
32:34Maybe we're the problem.
32:40Look, I'm still on New York time.
32:43Let's get some sleep we'll talk about it in the morning.
32:49I never know what to do after a date in L.A.
32:52People always just drive around, but that's what everyone does all day, with the cost of gas.
32:57Or you can go to an outdoor mall and walk around.
33:00I always feel like I'm in a theme park and I get depressed and I'm not in a real city
33:03like New York.
33:04Well, it's late, so I'll take you home.
33:08I don't know what happened in there, but it was just a kiss.
33:13I got a little anxious, that's all.
33:15And before you say anything, this has nothing to do with me being gay.
33:18I'm not comfortable with public displays of affection.
33:21I wouldn't be if I was straight.
33:22Well, that's impossible to know, and I don't believe you anyway.
33:25Well, unfortunately, some of us were raised in a more reserved world, Scotty.
33:27You're not reserved.
33:29You're just tragically tangled up in your own homophobia.
33:32Homophobia?
33:33Wow, you really don't know me.
33:35What's not to know?
33:36Your mother is a friend to lesbian and gay people everywhere.
33:39I know you're out at work.
33:40You probably go to benefits with lots of other gay men where you kiss each other on the cheeks.
33:44And I'm sure you get lots of phone numbers.
33:47But when you get home, more nights than not, you're alone.
33:50Because the one place you don't feel comfortable and secure is in your own skin.
33:56I can read you like a comic book, Kevin Walker, two pages at a time.
34:00Can I tell you what your problem is now?
34:02Fire away.
34:02You're impatient.
34:04If you really didn't understand me, you'd know not to kiss me in the middle of an Indian restaurant while
34:08I'm still working on goat curry.
34:10All you had to do was wait until we got to the car.
34:13You should let people mature on their own terms.
34:15And no, you didn't just compare me to a comic book.
34:18But I love comic books.
34:22Come on, I'll drive you home.
34:30I can't sleep.
34:32Stupid wind.
34:34What are you watching?
34:36Little women.
34:38It's the original.
34:40It's almost over.
34:43I'm sorry I picked a fight with you earlier.
34:47I've forgotten about it already.
34:49The whole evening is a haze of alcohol and mortification.
34:54Do you remember that speech you made about how you hate all my boyfriends?
34:59Yes.
35:00Only because I practiced it so often.
35:03Well, I need your help, Mom.
35:06I, um...
35:09I don't know what to do about Jonathan.
35:12And what if he's another guy that I picked because he looks good on paper?
35:15Or we look good on paper.
35:19To be fair, he looks pretty good in a towel, too.
35:23Do you really think that I don't love him?
35:27Kitty.
35:29I think you love Jonathan the most when he's about to leave.
35:34Hmm.
35:35Tell him the truth, Kitty.
35:37It's the best advice a mother can ever give because it's always right.
35:43Do you know what the truth is?
35:47No.
35:47Well, I can't help you there.
35:51It's okay.
35:58When did you see Jonathan in a towel?
36:01I opened the door without knocking once.
36:11You've got to stop thinking of Ojai as a fruit company.
36:14The orchards, the processing plant, the canneries, the margins on all of these are too low.
36:20The goldmine is your distribution.
36:22Why?
36:22Because even though it's 15% of your business, it's the 15% you're great at.
36:26You sell the orchards, you make it contractual in the sale that they use Ojai as their distributor.
36:31I had my boys in New York work up a spreadsheet with projected growth.
36:34Take a look, see what you think.
36:36So, Sarah, tell me, are you on board with this?
36:38Jonathan went through things on the phone with me last night.
36:41I can't argue any of it.
36:43It's kind of brilliant in its simplicity.
36:46I'm sorry to reorganize and run.
36:48I've got some business myself.
36:49Jonathan, I can't tell you how lucky we feel to have you helping us with this.
36:53It's been a pleasure.
36:54Thank you, John.
36:55Come here.
36:58I've never been crazy about any of Kitty's boyfriends, but you, I love.
37:02I'll be right back.
37:07You were right.
37:09I was afraid to make a decision.
37:12This is going to cause a lot of pain.
37:15I just wasn't up for it.
37:17It seems to be a reoccurring issue with me at the moment.
37:19We all have issues.
37:22For instance, I have a hard time accepting how handsome I am.
37:26You have an issue with your little brother.
37:29That's between me and Justin.
37:31He really needs you to tell me.
37:32Sarah, don't.
37:33Okay?
37:33Not today.
37:34Okay.
37:36So, um, we have to tell the employees.
37:39I'll take care of them.
37:41You've got to tell Mom.
37:44How am I going to do that?
37:55Hi.
37:58I, I wanted to apologize for last night.
38:01Why, why didn't you just call?
38:02I felt like I should say this in person.
38:05I assume things about you I had no right to.
38:08I mean, I'm judging you for air-kissing people at benefits I don't even get invited to.
38:12Frankly, I couldn't afford them.
38:13What I really want to say is, I like you.
38:17And I feel completely and totally out of my league.
38:20Frankly, I feel like such a loser on it with you.
38:24But that's a whole other conversation.
38:26That's my homework.
38:27Scotty?
38:29Stop talking.
38:32You were right about everything.
38:35I'm, frankly, I'm relieved you're not as wildly evolved as you seem.
38:39It can be very intimidating.
38:44We're doing that not look away thing again you like so much.
39:02Hi, Mrs. Berryman.
39:07Okay, thanks.
39:11I'm kidding.
39:12Get in here.
39:19Hey, how was your meeting?
39:21I ran a little long.
39:22Who was it with again?
39:24Just some old friends.
39:26They have a company that needs some help.
39:29And did you help them?
39:31I don't know.
39:33Sometimes I have to remember that not all businesses want to be saved.
39:38And the hardest thing is knowing when to give up.
39:42That's what you want, isn't it?
39:47Now I know.
39:49I don't want to be with you, Jonathan, just because I don't want to be alone.
39:54We go out for dinner and we talk about politics and we talk about business and it works.
40:02But it's like the difference between looking good and feeling good.
40:08It's funny because all this time that's what I've been trying to do, is make you feel good.
40:14It's not your fault.
40:18I just have to figure out how to be on my own.
40:21I don't think you'll have any trouble being alone, Kitty.
40:24What you need to figure out is how to let somebody in.
40:31Wish you back.
40:45Hey, Mom.
40:47Hey.
40:48I saw the light on.
40:50You scared again?
40:53No.
40:54No, I'm not scared.
40:55Oh, this book would scare you.
40:57The things this government does in the name of democracy.
41:00Mom, not now.
41:06Oh.
41:09Jonathan?
41:13He's gone.
41:18You know what?
41:20Sometimes the fairy tales I read to you when you were a kid, it was so hard because I knew
41:25they were not true.
41:27Mom, you never read us fairy tales.
41:29You read us op-ed pieces from the Times.
41:33I, I, I, we do.
41:34Oh, you kids never remember anything, right?
41:40Ooh, never gonna get used to that.
41:44Wanna stay here tonight?
41:46Can I?
41:47Of course you can.
41:49Come on.
41:49Come on.
41:50I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I...
41:53Okay.
41:56Come here.
41:59There you are.
42:02Ah.
42:04Close your eyes.
42:08Oh, listen to the wind.
42:12It's just the wind, not a monster.
42:19We're safe.
42:54Rick, move your head.
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