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مسلسل Doctor Who 2024 مترجم - Episode 2

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01:30It's called the TARDIS.
01:32Ooh!
01:35Nice!
01:36Well, hold on.
01:37I can't call you Doctor.
01:39Look, I want to know your name.
01:40Yeah, that's tricky.
01:42Because I was adopted,
01:44and the planet that took me in,
01:45they were kind of...
01:47they were kind of posh.
01:49They'd use titles like the Doctor,
01:51or the Bishop,
01:52or the Rani,
01:54or the Conquistador.
01:56Say Doctor for a thousand years,
01:58and it becomes my name.
01:59Okay.
02:00The planet.
02:02Parking that.
02:03Thousand years.
02:04Double parked.
02:05So, you're a doctor.
02:08You're...
02:09the police?
02:10Police box.
02:11No.
02:12No, no, no, no.
02:12That's a disguise.
02:14Inside, it's a time and space machine,
02:15but outside, it's...
02:16it's like a chameleon.
02:18It's once I landed in 1963,
02:19and you used to have police boxes
02:21on street corners.
02:221963?
02:23Yeah.
02:25Okay.
02:26Ooh!
02:27Jukebox.
02:28I like that.
02:30Okay, so back to the planet.
02:32My world is called Gallifrey.
02:34Gallifrey?
02:35And where's that?
02:37Gone!
02:39Ruby, it's gone.
02:41It's gone.
02:45They died.
02:48It was a genocide,
02:49and they died.
02:53So the one that was adopted
02:55was the only one left?
02:56I am the last of the Time Lords.
02:59And I am so,
03:02so glad
03:03to be alive.
03:06This thing flies.
03:08Do you want to see?
03:21Let's have a random landing.
03:23Whoa!
03:25Ooh!
03:27Ooh.
03:31150 million years
03:32in the past.
03:33No!
03:33Really?
03:33No, you've got to be,
03:34you are kidding.
03:35Don't be so ridiculous.
03:41Are there dinosaurs out there?
03:42I don't know.
03:44Go and have a look.
03:49Wait, no.
03:52Is it safe?
03:54What if I change you through
03:55by stepping on a butterfly or something?
03:57Well, that's not going to happen, is it?
03:58Who steps on butterflies?
04:00You literally have to be like,
04:02come here, butterfly, come here, aliens!
04:10Oh, my God.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:13That.
04:14That's so beautiful.
04:18A TARDIS stands for time
04:21and relative dimension in space.
04:23So we've moved location as well.
04:27This will be North America.
04:32One day, this is Wyoming.
04:35A little town called Green River.
04:43Oh!
04:45What's wrong?
04:47Did I do something wrong?
04:49Because I'm Rubicon Blue,
04:50the 57th hemisphere hatchlings,
04:52and I do not do wrong things, doctor.
04:54But...
04:55If you have made an incorrect accusation,
04:57I will have to kill you.
04:58No, no, no.
04:59Just wait a minute.
05:02What are you doing?
05:04Nothing.
05:07Just...
05:18Am I missing something?
05:21Nothing.
05:23Let's try that again.
05:25Okay?
05:29Yeah.
05:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:33Okay.
05:34Uh, controls are new.
05:36Completely forgot.
05:38The butterfly compensation switch.
05:41Good.
05:42Right.
05:43Yes.
05:43Let's go forward.
05:44Give me a number.
05:45Give me a year.
05:46A year.
05:46Two.
05:47Two.
05:47One.
05:48Five.
05:48Five.
05:49Oh.
05:50Five.
05:50Six.
05:51Six.
05:51Oh.
05:52Five numbers.
05:53I didn't like it.
05:54Oh.
06:14We got through the walls.
06:17Uh-huh.
06:18Is that like a mat-transporter like in Star Trek?
06:23We got to visit them one day.
06:25Heh.
06:26Hey, but you said the TARDIS was like a chameleon.
06:29But it still looks like a police box.
06:31Oh, it's, uh, it's broken.
06:33Most of the universe is not convinced.
06:35Okay.
06:36Go, go, go, go, go.
06:37Oh, it stinks.
06:44Something is wrong with this place.
06:47It is a space station reaching overlords.
06:50Oh!
06:51Oh, no, you made it worse.
06:55Oh, no, it's worse.
07:01Is that monster?
07:03No.
07:04No, don't be silly.
07:05If it is decisioning as monsters, it's just creatures you haven't met yet.
07:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
07:27no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
07:33no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
07:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
07:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
07:35no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:40the question is why did i run because it was scary it was new i love meeting new things so
07:49why did it give me the shivers i couldn't run fast enough i was at wash well it would help
07:56if we knew where we were yet again push the button
08:10oh we're on a baby farm
08:14oh we're part of the genesis machine what is it with you and baby i was going to say the
08:20same thing to
08:21you come from baby to baby i'm not saying things are connected and yet things connect
08:27well i'm the one looking for my parents and you've got a timer space machine
08:34so this place grows babies what for food food what what food they're not tomatoes
08:43oh excuse me there's a big ugly thing downstairs baby farms boost the population sometimes our
08:47world goes sterile or i don't know goes mad and bans kissing so these babies are human yeah
08:53yeah yeah grow for a colony world and a colony world is not okay okay one last time push the
09:03button
09:18we're made the human race we survived
09:26we went to the stars
09:34and ten minutes ago doctor just ten minutes ago you said genocide
09:42your people are gone yeah
09:48how do you keep going for days like this ruby sunday
09:54i don't have a people i don't have a home
09:58but i don't have a job either i don't have a boss or taxes or rent or bills to pay
10:04i don't have a purpose or a cause or a mission but i have freedom
10:12that's why i keep moving on to see the next thing and the next and the next
10:22sometimes it looks even better through your eyes
10:35oh that's in english they speak english here english exists no no no humans all speak one language by this
10:41point a bit like cantonese
10:42this is what it really looks like but the tardis translates it's got a perception filter so it helps you
10:48fit into every time and place
10:52this is what it is
10:52right and my mom she's long gone now can i see your phone
10:58yes
11:01so my sonic screwdriver can make the distance between you and earth 19 000 years or
11:10one phone call
11:13what carla phone her your mom ruby call your mom
11:24mom
11:24well what is it now
11:26mom
11:27yes mom obviously
11:28you just ran out the door 10 seconds ago why are you phoning me
11:32you went like the wind where are you going
11:33yeah yes i will i'll i'll i'll i'll catch you in a minute
11:37all right love you love you merry christmas
11:39that was my mom on christmas eve on my birthday 10 minutes ago that's the best signal ever how much
11:45that costs
11:45i want to know what the hell is wrong with this place
11:52do you see
11:53it's calm up here but underneath it is seething just like downstairs with that creature
11:58it's got to be a crew or a captain
12:02it's just like
12:02this is how it's called porting from burton 6
12:05i keep getting these temperature fluctuations
12:07i put the lock safely for 10 to 16
12:10try cost might change the co2 exchange
12:12but until we get that pressure down i can't
12:17this is how it's going to go
12:18i think
12:23you're happy
12:24we have been waiting for an awfully long time
12:28mommy
12:29daddy
12:30oh no
12:32we're not
12:32boys
12:33i have got to tell everybody
12:34mommy and daddy
12:35a baby farm
12:39run by babies
12:40Ha ha ha! Space babies!
12:54What's there here? They came abroad!
12:57Mummy and Daddy are here!
13:10Hello! Space babies!
13:13Hello Daddy!
13:15Hi Daddy!
13:16Hello Daddy!
13:17Oh!
13:19Everyone back to work! Show Mummy and Daddy what a good job we've been doing!
13:22Make them proud!
13:28My job is to keep the pipes clean!
13:30I'm proud of the pipes!
13:32And I keep the oxygen nice and cool!
13:34We need oxygen to clean!
13:36And they pull this string and that string!
13:39I'm not sure what they do but I pull them very hard!
13:43And we made this for you!
13:44It's a little flower!
13:46Thank you!
13:53I'm Captain Poppy and I kept the station running for Mummy and Daddy
13:57because we need to come back for us one day!
14:01We waited!
14:02Right! You're not supposed to be running this clip!
14:06This isn't Baby World!
14:06You got left behind when the adults were moose!
14:11We took over!
14:13We were very brave!
14:15Right!
14:17That's great!
14:18That's...
14:18Oh! That's good!
14:19That's amazing!
14:20You've done a really great job!
14:22I'm sorry Poppy!
14:24I'm sorry Poppy!
14:24I'm so sorry!
14:25But we are not your Mummy and Daddy!
14:27I wish we were!
14:29But we're not!
14:30Do you love Josh?
14:31Where did they go?
14:33I don't know darling!
14:36But...
14:37I'm Ruby!
14:39And this...
14:41This is the Doctor!
14:44And we're your friends!
14:46Yeah!
14:47I got you!
14:48I got you!
14:49I got you!
14:50I got you!
14:50I got you!
14:50I got you!
14:51Annie!
14:53Annie!
14:55Annie!
14:56Annie!
14:57Captain Poppy!
14:58When was the last time that you had a hug?
15:00Never!
15:02Oh!
15:02Oh baby!
15:03It's okay!
15:04Come on here!
15:05It's okay!
15:06It's okay!
15:06It's okay!
15:06Shh!
15:07You never had a hug!
15:09Come on!
15:11Shh!
15:29Shh!
15:29Did I get things wrong, Doctor?
15:32Well...
15:34According to this, the crew went home.
15:37They abandoned ship and they left you guys behind.
15:39I don't know why, but they left the birth machine running.
15:43So you lot grew up, but you stayed the same size.
15:46Baby size.
15:47Space babies!
15:48But are we wrong?
15:51What do you mean?
15:53We're not meant to be like this.
15:54Did we grow up wrong?
15:57Oh Bobby!
15:59Oh popsicle!
16:02Look at me!
16:03Look at me!
16:04Nobody grows up wrong.
16:08You are what you are, and that is magnificent.
16:12But mommy and daddy left us.
16:14That's okay.
16:16Mine did too.
16:17What happened?
16:18Well I was found.
16:20Hooray!
16:22Little baby me was left alone in the middle of outer space.
16:27And guess you two, Mia?
16:28I don't know.
16:29The time lords!
16:32Can you say it like me?
16:33The time lords!
16:34That's it!
16:35But, but, but, but, but, but the point is...
16:38Is that it doesn't matter where I come from.
16:40Because I am absolutely lovely.
16:43Aren't I?
16:45That wasn't rhetorical, pops.
16:47Yes you are!
16:48And you want to know my secret?
16:52There's no one like me in the whole wide universe.
16:56No one like me exists.
16:58And that's true.
16:59Everyone.
17:00It's not a problem.
17:02Captain pops.
17:03It's a superpower.
17:05High five.
17:07So, you're Eric.
17:10And you're Tasha.
17:12And Ruben.
17:13And then there's Saltine and Boo.
17:16I love you, Ruby.
17:17Oh, I love you too, Eric.
17:20But, how do you manage?
17:22All on your own?
17:24We've got Nanny.
17:25Say hello, Nanny.
17:26Good afternoon, children.
17:28And welcome to our new visitors.
17:31Nanomatrix Electroform.
17:32Nanny!
17:33Right.
17:34Uh, hi Nanny.
17:35I'm the doctor.
17:36And, and this is Ruby.
17:38We have visitors, children.
17:40Nanny!
17:40Noses must be blown.
17:42Activate nose blow.
17:45Uh.
17:47One, two, three, and.
17:54Blow.
18:02Well done, children.
18:04And now, children.
18:06Back to work.
18:07Nappies are changed at 1800 hours.
18:09Oh, can't wait to see that.
18:11Right.
18:11Right.
18:11So, uh, it's, it's, it's you lot.
18:14It's Nanny.
18:15And...
18:17Downstairs.
18:17Is that your pet dog?
18:21That's not a doggo.
18:23What is it, then, Eric?
18:25The Pokemon?
18:26The Pokemon?
18:27The Pokemon?
18:28Oh, shush, shush, shush, shush.
18:31No, can't.
18:33You don't like the Pokemon?
18:35No, no, no, no, no, shush, shush.
18:36I did not mean to scare you.
18:39There is no such thing as the Pokemon.
18:41That thing was more sort of like a, uh...
18:46Bogeyman!
18:46No, stop it!
18:47No, no, no, stop it!
18:48Nanny telling there is no such thing as the Pokemon.
18:51Man-E is scared of the bogeyman.
18:55Then what is the bogeyman doing down there and why is it so scary?
19:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babies. Space babies.
19:09Oh, baby.
19:21Right. Nani, these babies are trying their best. Space babies.
19:26But this station is in trouble.
19:28You have got a buildup of pressure on Hull 3B.
19:30And something is ramping up down with the bogeyman lifts.
19:33And if that continues, baby boom.
19:35Portal 357.
19:37Okay, what's that?
19:38Access. Portal 357.
19:41That's on this floor. What is it?
19:43Access. Portal 357.
19:45Yeah, it is just a storage unit. What would I need to go there for?
19:48Oh, for God's sakes. 357. Come on.
19:55Where do you think you're going?
19:57Portal 357.
19:59Right. Great. Okay. Come in.
20:02So, is this what you do, Doctor? I mean, in life, you help. That's like your purpose.
20:08No, no. I'm just, uh, helping babies. Space babies.
20:12Ah, this is into my heart. Two hearts. Plural.
20:16Okay. Two hearts.
20:18But what if helping the babies takes six weeks or ten years?
20:21Because my mum's still waiting for me.
20:25Back home on your birthday.
20:28Yeah, it's strange. Your life, you were abandoned like this, Lord.
20:32If things connect, then you are connecting like crazy.
20:38You don't know anything about your birth mother or your father.
20:42They didn't leave a note or a scrap of paper.
20:45Nothing else.
20:47I was just left.
20:50By the church.
20:51In the snow.
20:52In Ruby Rhodes.
21:11Oh, Doctor.
21:15What?
21:18It's snowing.
21:23Okay, what just happened, Ice? It's snow. And we've caught...
21:27A snowflake today.
21:33It's like a memory just came through.
21:37From the day that you were born.
21:40Wow, is this the sort of thing that happens with time travel?
21:44I have been to the ends of time and back,
21:46and I have never seen anything like this before.
21:51And what does it mean?
21:54I don't know.
22:00Oh, I thought my birth was crazy.
22:02Oh, yeah.
22:10I wonder who she is.
22:13My mother.
22:14The memory changed.
22:16She was pointing at me.
22:19I said, portal 357.
22:21Don't just go in there yapping, you pair of idiots.
22:24Get inside!
22:26Who's she?
22:27Nanny.
22:30This is Captain Rico Trieste signing off duty
22:32from Baby Station Beta.
22:34Pacifico date 56 56 22.
22:38For the record, I'm signing off under protest
22:40and wish to condemn this course of action.
22:42Chief Engineer Luciano Rosanto signing off 56 56 22.
22:46And I'd like to say for the record,
22:48the company's actions are upon me.
22:50I will be launching an appeal against this as soon as we're home.
22:56This is comms officer Gina Scalzi signing off 56 56 22.
23:02So the crew went home and left the babies for Hatspace babies.
23:06It's the recession.
23:07The government closed the baby station to save money,
23:09but the law says it's illegal to stop the birth machine.
23:16How did you arrive?
23:18Have you got a way out of here?
23:20I've got a ship, yeah.
23:22What is your name? Sorry, Nanny.
23:24Oh, Jocelyn.
23:27Jocelyn Sancerre.
23:27I was the on-site accountant.
23:29I don't know how this place works.
23:31Hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:33This, this can help.
23:34If you leave this to sync up,
23:37that should recalibrate the whole shebang.
23:42Wanna swap?
23:44Hang on.
23:45So the planet down below will refuse to stop the babies being born.
23:51But once they're born, they don't look after them.
23:54It's a very strange planet.
23:57It's not that strange.
23:59But you stayed behind.
24:01I couldn't leave them.
24:03I tried with this place.
24:05But I'm not an engineer.
24:07The machine went out of sync.
24:08I patched it back.
24:09Then the education software ran out of control.
24:11It's a mess.
24:14And I've been all on my own,
24:15watching the kids for six years.
24:17I don't understand.
24:18They are gorgeous.
24:20Why would you hide?
24:24Because I don't want to see them die.
24:31And I don't want them to see me die.
24:36Because that's how bad it is.
24:39This is a closed station.
24:42There's only so much air.
24:43There's only so much food.
24:48The last thing I'll do is give them the air out of portal 357.
24:53But then...
24:55Then you came along.
24:58Can't you fly somewhere else?
25:02What do you mean fly?
25:03Uh, space station.
25:04Stationary.
25:05No engines.
25:07This great big thing can't move.
25:09It's just stuck in orbit.
25:10Which is a shame.
25:11Because this is a nice little system.
25:15The fifth planet out, Mondu Karu.
25:17That's the Dubarry Du Plessis world.
25:19Oh!
25:20That's good!
25:21Dubarry Du Plessis is a star-wide organization.
25:23It means they can take in lots of refugees.
25:25Oh!
25:25Well, can't we call them for help?
25:27They don't go fetch refugees.
25:30That's the fate of every refugee in the universe.
25:33You physically have to turn up on someone else's shore.
25:38And we can't move.
25:39But now, you have a ship.
25:41Plenty of room.
25:41It's called the TARDIS.
25:42Because the trouble is between us and the ship is the boogeyman.
25:50What is that thing?
25:52You don't know!
25:53You don't know!
25:54It's nothing to do with me.
25:55It's not part of the manifest.
25:56It's not like anything I've ever seen.
26:00No, no, I mean it.
26:02But it reminds me of something.
26:04What is it?
26:05And what is its skin made of?
26:08And why was I so scared?
26:11Because it's terrifying.
26:12Yeah, but I've met a million ugly bugs.
26:14I'm an ugly bug.
26:15That thing made me run.
26:17I just wonder why.
26:21Okay.
26:22Thing is, this place is completely mad.
26:26But it sort of makes sense.
26:27Because you've got babies.
26:29You've got a nanny.
26:31And you've got the boogeyman.
26:32You've literally got a monster living down below.
26:37It's a children's story.
26:39Come to life.
26:42And every story has its hero.
26:50That's Eric.
26:50Is this Eric?
26:51Eric, get out of there.
26:53Eric, please vacate this Eric.
26:56Oh, is that how it works?
26:57Nanny filter.
26:58Eric, get out now.
27:00Eric will leave immediately.
27:03No, nanny.
27:04I'm being brave.
27:09Eric.
27:10Eric.
27:10For God's sake.
27:11Run.
27:11Eric.
27:12Invoking the deity.
27:14Accelerate.
27:15Peranulation.
27:16I'm doing what Woobie says.
27:18On what?
27:19I love Woobie.
27:20And she said there's no such thing as the both of them.
27:22So I'm going to find the naughty dog and tell him off.
27:25Hey.
27:32I'm so scared.
27:35Oh my god, it's my fault.
27:44Eric, I'm coming.
27:45I'm coming.
27:46I'm coming.
27:46I'm coming.
27:47I'm coming.
28:00Nanny, where's the boogeyman?
28:02It's about 400 metres north-west of you.
28:04Still no sign of Eric.
28:06Get a proper fix.
28:08I told you these systems are a crock of waste products.
28:11Mind your language, Nanny.
28:14Okay, Jotter, if we make a ton of noise,
28:17then the boogeyman will come for us and leave Eric alone, yes?
28:20Yes.
28:21Okay, right.
28:22Yes, yes, yes.
28:24Boogeyman!
28:25Boogeyman!
28:27Boogeyman!
28:29Boogeyman!
28:32It's moving.
28:33It's herjew.
28:36Okay, nice plan for what now?
28:39I think if I was very, very little
28:43and I knew the boogeyman was coming,
28:47I would need to change my nappy
28:50because I can detect...
28:53Space baby!
28:55Oh, Eric!
28:57We got you, we got you, we got you.
29:01I know, I know.
29:03We're not west, I'm at east.
29:06Oh my god.
29:12It's alright, it's okay.
29:23It's alright.
29:24It's alright.
29:32Shit, shit.
29:33It's okay, it's okay.
29:34I'm sorry.
30:04I can't touch the way of illegitimate person.
30:07Go!
30:09It's a dead head!
30:19Babies get a rescue!
30:27Space babies!
30:30A baby's with a blade grower?
30:32A baby's with a baby!
30:34She's just born in!
30:36It's so hot!
30:39Space babies, you need to go, okay?
30:41Get out of here!
30:49Okay, let's get you in here, come on.
30:50Let's get you in here.
30:54Nanny, tell them what to do!
30:56Children will return to the upper levels or have no expletive dinner.
31:00Bye!
31:01Bye!
31:04Okay, you go with them.
31:06I've got to stay here.
31:07Not just for the TARDIS, but...
31:10I've got to find out what that thing is.
31:12If that's you telling me to leave you on your own, then...
31:16Oh, Doctor!
31:20Oh, come on!
31:33So how did this begin, Jocelyn?
31:36The first thing I knew, six years ago?
31:39It was like a rattling in the pipes.
31:43Then the howling began.
31:46By the time I got the cameras working, there it was.
31:50The bogeyman.
31:53I don't know how it even exists.
31:56And that was six years ago.
31:59Six years ago.
32:00That's the same time the babies were born.
32:05It's leaving.
32:09Some sort of...
32:10Spoo?
32:12Man, that's a good word.
32:13Spoo.
32:14What the bleep bleep is that?
32:17Oh, Jocelyn, turn the filter off.
32:19What is that stuff?
32:20If I could get this to your machine, it could analyze it.
32:23The machine's got a vent in the basement.
32:26Follow the corridor.
32:27Left, straight ahead, left again.
32:30Into the belly of the beast.
32:35Yeah, this stuff is slippy room speakers.
32:37Oh!
32:38Oh, my God.
32:43Oh, this is disgusting!
32:46Don't call me Rubes!
32:50Are we always there, Joss?
32:55This gunk stuff is sealing the whole place off.
33:00Oh, but never mind.
33:04Because...
33:04Oh!
33:05We are right under the parking of Genesis machine.
33:08This makes sense to this thing.
33:12According to the machine...
33:15Oh!
33:16What?
33:17It has been right in front of us.
33:20We've been saying it all along.
33:21It's all one machine.
33:23One up above and one down below.
33:24The one up above grew the babies.
33:26The one down below...
33:27It grew the bogeyman.
33:28Yes!
33:28I said this, I told you so.
33:30Six years ago, the machine is mother and father to the babies
33:32and mother and father to the bogeyman.
33:34And why?
33:34Because Jocelyn said that the educational software run out of control
33:37and then you said...
33:38It's like a story.
33:39The teaching software told a story.
33:41It invented the bogeyman.
33:42For the babies.
33:43For the space babies.
33:44Oh, the machine is literal like a computer.
33:47It literally said babies need fiction, they need stories, they need monsters.
33:51Yes, that is why I'm so scared.
33:53It's all deliberate.
33:54It's infrasound.
33:55The bogeyman is roaring at 17 hertz.
33:58That's exact pitch designed to make you scared.
34:00It's scary because it's meant to be.
34:03The machine made it tall and big and noisy and it built it out of...
34:13Oh.
34:18What?
34:19Oh, Ruby.
34:21What?
34:22Oh, Ruby.
34:23Oh, man.
34:24Tell me what it is.
34:25I can't.
34:26Doctor.
34:26Ruby, I have traveled the universe and back and seen many, many things.
34:30Nothing is as bad as this.
34:34A bogeyman is made out of what?
34:37I don't...
34:39know.
34:40The machine is literal and the name is bogeyman.
34:44So?
34:45Oh babes.
34:46Space babes.
34:47We saw it.
34:48The nose blowing.
34:53The machine was literal and so it grew the bogeyman out of bogeys.
34:59What?
35:00All of this is bogeys.
35:02No.
35:03Yes.
35:03No.
35:03Yes.
35:04No wonder it was shedding its skin.
35:07Does it, everyone?
35:08No, no, no, no.
35:09No.
35:10It's not.
35:11It's not.
35:11Oh, Ruby.
35:12It is a living sneeze.
35:15What is it?
35:15I know.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:20This is the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.
35:25Don't laugh.
35:27Oh, isn't the universe mad?
35:29We had it just made out of our truck snogged.
35:31Ruby's on Monday, Tuesday.
35:33That is so funny.
35:38Bokeyman.
35:46Don't worry.
35:47It's me.
35:48Turn right.
35:52It's your device.
35:54It's calibrated.
35:55It's brilliant.
35:56I've got control at last.
35:58Now, trust me.
35:59Turn right.
36:01There's a little weight in the lake.
36:03Go in.
36:05Come in.
36:05Come in.
36:06Come in.
36:06Come in.
36:07It's catching up.
36:09Come in.
36:10Come in.
36:14Yeah.
36:15Thanks for using us in space.
36:17Next time, ask.
36:21You can tell me later.
36:23Once I've got rid of it.
36:30I will protect my children and blast that thing into space.
36:38It's an airlock.
36:52It is one of the children, Jocelyn.
36:57She's got a stomach.
36:59Jocelyn.
36:59Jocelyn.
37:00Okay.
37:03Oxygenated at 10%.
37:05Okay, okay, okay, okay.
37:06We haven't got time.
37:07Stop Jocelyn, yeah?
37:09Wait.
37:09Left.
37:10Second right.
37:11Next leg, you get to the lift.
37:12What about you?
37:12Left.
37:13Second right.
37:14Next leg.
37:14Wait.
37:14Okay.
37:19Oxygenated at 9%.
37:21You're hurting him.
37:23Stop it, Nanny.
37:24Stop it.
37:26No.
37:33I am the last of the time lords.
37:39How do you keep going?
37:41For days like this, I'm the only one of me in the whole wide universe.
37:49No one else like me exists.
37:52And that is true of everyone.
37:57The only one of his kind.
37:59Oxygen field at 7%.
38:07Oxygen field at 6%.
38:13Oxygen field at 5%.
38:23Oxygen field at 4%.
38:31Oxygen field at 3%.
38:49Oxygen field at 3%.
38:52Venti reverse.
38:54Venti reverse.
39:01No!
39:02That's what you do!
39:03Jocelyn, you save them all!
39:06Oxygen field at 1%.
39:12You save them all!
39:15You save them all!
39:16I'm so happy!
39:34I'm so happy!
39:35I'm so happy!
39:37I'm so happy!
39:39I'm so happy!
39:42I'm so happy!
39:44I'm so happy!
39:45All of you!
39:45I'm so happy!
39:46All of you!
39:49I was just on my own!
39:54For such a very long time!
39:56We still love you, Nanu.
39:58Yay!
40:00Yay!
40:00But, your favorite monster is fine.
40:18But listen, listen, babies, space babies, your world is over here.
40:27The world of Mondokaroon.
40:30What?
40:31But you can't get there.
40:33Got no engines.
40:36Except, turns out that build-up of pressure on Hull 3B is from you.
40:41Huh?
40:43Because the system went wrong, and that's where it stacked up all your nappies.
40:47No wonder it was stinking down there.
40:49For six years, a great pile of...
40:51Nanny filter!
40:52Travis, so...
40:54A zillion metric tons of methane, babies.
40:58Space babies!
40:59But I, I'm gonna let it rip!
41:02Ha ha!
41:03Oh!
41:04Oh!
41:06Oh!
41:11Oh!
41:12Set sail for your new home!
41:14Baby world!
41:15Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:18Yeah!
41:18You're happy now, Eric.
41:20I'm very, very happy.
41:21I love you, Ruby.
41:24I love you, Ruby.
41:30Ha ha ha!
41:32Ha!
41:33That was a normal day for you, then?
41:35No!
41:35No!
41:36That was extra special nuts!
41:39Ha ha!
41:40And you, Ruby Sunday, get this.
41:46Your very own TARDIS game.
41:49What for?
41:52I have the whole universe at my fingertips!
41:57Ha!
41:58And I'm all on my own.
42:02So I'd love it if you came with me.
42:08What?
42:10Just...
42:10Travel?
42:12Not job.
42:13Not boss.
42:15Just fun.
42:16We did almost die.
42:18Yes, but we lived so much, too.
42:20Yes, we did.
42:22Yes, we did.
42:23Yes.
42:24Yes, we did.
42:26Yes, we did.
42:27Yeah, we did.
42:28We did.
42:29We did.
42:30We did.
42:32Yes.
42:33Yes.
42:33Yes.
42:34Yes.
42:34Yes.
42:34Yes!
42:35Yes!
42:35Yes!
42:36Yes!
42:37Yes!
42:39Come on in, follow me.
42:40Come on.
42:45All right, mate, let me tell you where we're gonna go.
42:52Except...
42:52Oh!
42:53Terms and conditions.
43:00There is one thing that I can never do, Ruby.
43:04be. And I'd take you to that church on Ruby Road that Christmas. Absolutely never.
43:18But you've got a time machine. If you change one thing, a single snowflake,
43:25that could change your birth mother's story and then you would never meet me. None of this
43:29would ever happen. And we would fall into the deepest, darkest paradox. Ruby, trust me.
43:38I think that snow is a warning. I can't. And I won't.
43:51Well, it's a pity. Because I disagree. And if you let me finish,
44:00we are going to go see my mum at Christmas. Right now. Come on.
44:09And Ruby phoned. She said, I love you. And ran off. No way from her since. What sort Christmas is
44:15this?
44:16It all started with this man. He called himself the Doctor.
44:19Oh. Hold on. What's that noise?
44:33Oh, what a blinking flick.
44:38How are you, mummy?
44:40What are you doing? And what the hell is that? What's it done to my kitchen?
44:45Hey, come and sing, Mum.
44:47Yes, come in. Tell your mum not to slap me.
44:59Yes. Now, the people from my world, they use titles.
45:03Like the bishop, the pedant, the saggy she.
45:07My name was...
45:25Abbey Road Studios!
45:27Everything's going dark.
45:28If music is gone, that means everything is changing.
45:30That's what I make it say.
45:31He said, my legions are coming.
45:35I can't fight this thing.
46:05I can't fight this thing.
46:06I can't fight this thing.
46:11I can't fight this thing.
46:12I can't fight this thing.
46:18I can't fight this thing.
46:19I can't fight this thing.
46:21I can't fight this thing.
46:22I can't fight this thing.
46:22I can't fight this thing.
46:22I can't fight this thing.
46:24I can't fight this thing.
46:26I can't fight this thing.
46:30You
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