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مسلسل Doctor Who مترجم - Episode 2

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00:08I'm the doctor, by the way. What's your name?
00:10Rose.
00:11Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!
00:19It's coming for us!
00:20The Assemble Guards of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they've tried.
00:25Are you alien?
00:26Yes.
00:30You could come with me.
00:32Is it always this dangerous?
00:33Yeah.
00:41Right then, Rose-timer, you tell me, where do you want to go? Backwards or forwards in time?
00:46It's your choice, what's it gonna be?
00:50Forwards.
00:55How far?
00:57100 years.
01:09There you go. Step outside those doors. It's the 22nd century.
01:12You're kidding.
01:13That's a bit boring, that. Do you want to go further?
01:15Fine by me.
01:2410,000 years in the future. Step outside, it's the year 12,005, the new Roman Empire.
01:32You think you're so impressive.
01:33I am so impressive.
01:35You wish.
01:36Right then. You ask for it. I know exactly where to go.
01:42Hold on.
01:45Hold on.
01:49Hold on.
01:54Hold on.
02:00Hold on.
02:00Where are we?
02:04What's up there?
02:05Okay.
02:37You lot.
02:39You spend all your time thinking about dying.
02:42Like you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids.
02:46But you never take time to imagine the impossible.
02:50And maybe you survive.
02:53This is the year 5.5 slash apple slash 26.
02:58Five billion years in your future.
03:00And this is the day.
03:03Hold on.
03:11This is the day the sun expanse.
03:16Welcome to the end of the world.
03:35Woo!
03:43Woo!
03:48Woo!
03:55Woo!
03:57Woo!
03:58Woo!
04:05Woo!
04:06Woo!
04:08Woo!
04:09Woo!
04:21Woo!
04:25Woo!
04:26Woo!
04:26Woo!
04:30Woo!
04:44Woo!
04:45Woo!
04:59Woo!
05:01Woo!
05:11Woo!
05:13Woo!
05:14Woo!
05:36Woo!
05:38Woo!
05:39Woo!
05:42Woo!
05:42Woo!
05:42Woo!íb!
05:43just me then who the hell are you oh that's nice thanks but how did you get
05:48in this is a maximum hospitality zone the guests have disembarked they're on
05:54their way any second that's me I'm a guest look I've got an invitation look
05:57there you see it's fine you see the doctor plus one I'm the doctor this is
06:01Rose Tyler she's my plus one is that all right well obviously apologies etc if
06:10you're on board we better start enjoy the paper's slightly psychic shows them
06:18whatever I want them to see saves a lot of time okay we have in attendance the
06:26doctor and Rose Tyler thank you all staff to their position
06:40use the next on a guest representing the forest of cheese we have trees
06:45namely jay mute and there will be an exchange of gifts representing peace if
06:53you can keep the room circulating thank you next from these solicitors jolko and jolko
07:00we have the box of Balboon and next from financial family seven we have the
07:06adherence of the repeated meme the inventors of hyposnip travel systems the brothers
07:13hot piny and cow spark mr. and mrs. pattern the ambassadors from the city state of binding light
07:21the gift of peace I bring you a cutting of my grandfather thank you yes gifts I give you in
07:33return air from my last
07:40how intimate there's more where that came from
07:44I bet there is
07:45the devastation sponsor of the main event please welcome the face of gold
07:56the mocks of Balboon my felicitations upon this historical happenstance I bring you the gift of bodily saliva's
08:06thank you very much
08:09ah the adherence of the repeated meme I bring you air from my lungs
08:18the gift of peace in all good faith
08:21and last but not least our very special guest ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiformes
08:29consider the earth below in memory of this dying world we call forth the last human
08:39the lady cassandra o'brien dot delta seventeen
08:44oh now don't stare I know I know I know it's shocking isn't it I've had my chin completely taken
08:52away and look at the difference
08:54look how thin I am
08:57thin and
08:58dainty I don't look a day over two thousand
09:03moisturize me moisturize me
09:05moisturize me
09:07truly I am the last human
09:09my father was a texan my mother was from the arctic desert
09:15they were born on the earth and they were the last to be buried in its soil
09:22I have come to honor them and say goodbye
09:29oh no tears no tears
09:32no tears
09:33I'm sorry
09:36but behold I bring gifts from earth itself the last remaining ostrich egg
09:45legend says it had a wingspan of fifty feet and blew fire from its nostrils
09:52or was that my third husband
09:54oh no
09:55oh don't laugh
09:57I'll get laughter lines
09:59oh stop
10:00oh
10:01oh mercy
10:04and here
10:06another rarity
10:08according to the archives
10:10this was called an iPod
10:12it stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers
10:17play on
10:29refreshments will now be served
10:31earth death in thirty minutes
10:34many times
10:36oh
10:37move away
10:40maybe
10:48...
10:49us
10:51who
10:52who
10:52who
10:57oh
10:57Oh, I'd toss and turn and I can't sleep at night
11:02Doctor?
11:08I give not peace in all good faith.
11:12Mary, you're very kind, but I'm just the steward.
11:14I give not peace in all good faith.
11:18Oh, yes.
11:20Of course.
11:21Identify species.
11:25Please identify species.
11:28Now stop it.
11:30Identify his race.
11:31Where's he from?
11:36It's impossible.
11:39It's impossible.
11:42Oh, yeah.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:08Sorry, am I allowed to be in here?
12:11You have to give us permission to talk.
12:17Um...
12:19You have permission?
12:24And, uh, no, you're not in the way.
12:27Guests are allowed anywhere.
12:28Hey.
12:34What's your name?
12:36Ruffalo.
12:37Ruffalo.
12:38Yes, miss.
12:41I won't be long.
12:42Just got to carry out some maintenance.
12:46There's a tiny little glitch in the face of Beau's suite.
12:48There must be something blocking the system.
12:51He's not getting any hot water.
12:54So you're a plumber?
12:56That's right, miss.
12:58You still have plumbers?
13:00I hope so.
13:02Not so bad of a job.
13:04Where are you from?
13:06Crispallion.
13:09That's a planet, isn't it?
13:11No.
13:13Crispallion's part of the Jagat Arcade.
13:15Affiliated to the Scarlet Junction.
13:16Convex 56.
13:18And where are you from, miss?
13:19If you don't mind me asking.
13:21No, not at all.
13:24I don't know.
13:26It's a long way away.
13:29I just sort of hitched a lift with this man.
13:34Didn't even think about it.
13:37Don't even know who he is.
13:41He's a complete stranger.
13:45Anyway, um, don't let me keep you.
13:47Good luck with it.
13:49Thank you, miss.
13:50And, uh...
13:52Thank you for the permission.
13:54Not many people are that considerate.
13:56Hey.
13:57See you later.
14:06Yeah, I'm in.
14:08Control, I'm at Junction 19.
14:10I think the problem's coming from in here.
14:11I'll go inside and have a look.
14:15Sir.
14:16Is there something in there?
14:19Ooh.
14:20Who are you then?
14:21Hold on.
14:22I...
14:24If you're an upgrade, I just need to register you.
14:26That's all.
14:27I'll come back.
14:30Ah.
14:31There you are.
14:33Now, I...
14:33I just need to register your IDENT.
14:36Ooh.
14:37There's two of you.
14:39You've got yourself a little mate.
14:43I think I've got to report this in control.
14:46How many of you are there?
14:50What are you?
14:52Oh, no!
14:53No!
14:54No!
14:55No!
15:07What's that?
15:09Well, how should I know?
15:13Would the owner of the blue box in private gallery 15 please report to the steward's office immediately?
15:22Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation devices is strictly forbidden under this treaty 5.4 slash cup slash
15:3116.
15:32Earth Death in 25 minutes.
15:36Earth Death in 25 minutes.
15:39Oh, thanks.
15:47Hello.
15:49My name's Rose.
15:51That's a sort of plant.
15:53We might be related.
15:57Talking to a twig.
16:11Hi, now.
16:12Careful with that.
16:13Park it properly.
16:13No scratches.
16:14Cheers.
16:38Whoa, are you in there?
16:42Hiya.
16:46What do you think then?
16:47Great, yes, fine.
16:50Once you get past the slightly psychic paper.
16:55They're just so alien.
16:59The aliens are so alien.
17:04You look at them and they're alien.
17:07Good thing I didn't take you to the deep south.
17:12Where are you from?
17:14All over the place.
17:16They all speak English.
17:18No, you just hear English.
17:19It's a gift of the TARDIS.
17:21The telepathic feel gets inside your brain, translates.
17:24It's inside my brain?
17:25Well, in a good way.
17:27Your machine gets inside my head.
17:29It gets inside and it changes my mind and you didn't even ask.
17:34I didn't think about it like that.
17:35No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the deep self.
17:40Who are you then, doctor?
17:42What are you called?
17:43What sort of alien are you?
17:45I'm just a doctor.
17:46From what planet?
17:47Well, it's not as if you know where it is.
17:49Where are you from?
17:50What does it matter?
17:51Tell me who you are.
17:52This is who I am.
17:53Right here, right now.
17:55All right.
17:55All that counts is here and now.
17:57And this is me.
17:58Yeah, and I'm here too because you brought me here.
18:00So just tell me.
18:10Earth death in 20 minutes.
18:14Earth death in 20 minutes.
18:26All right.
18:29As my mate Shreen says, don't argue with the designated driver.
18:37Can't exactly call for a taxi.
18:40There's no signal.
18:42We're out of range.
18:44Just a bit.
18:47Tell you what.
18:49A little bit of jiggery-pokery.
18:51Is that a technical term, jiggery-pokery?
18:53Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery.
18:55What about you?
18:56No, I failed hella-blue.
18:57Aw.
19:01Here you go.
19:15Hello?
19:16Mum?
19:17Oh, what is it?
19:18What's wrong?
19:19What have I done now?
19:20Oh, these red tops fall into bits.
19:22You should get your money back.
19:24Go on.
19:25It must be something.
19:26You never phone in the middle of the day.
19:29What's so funny?
19:30Nothing.
19:31You all right, Dave?
19:32Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
19:34What day is it?
19:36Wednesday.
19:37All day.
19:38You've got a hangover.
19:39Oh, I tell you what.
19:40Put quid in that lottery syndicate.
19:42I'll pay you back later.
19:43I'll pay you back later.
19:43Yeah.
19:45I was just calling because I might be late home.
19:48Is there something wrong?
19:50No, I'm fine.
19:53Top of the world.
19:58I think that's amazing.
20:00You want to see the bell?
20:02That was five billion years ago.
20:05Sorry.
20:07She's dead now.
20:11Five billion years later, my mum's dead.
20:14Bundler laughs, you are.
20:21That's not supposed to happen.
20:23Well, what was it?
20:25I'm just getting green lights at this end.
20:28All our guests may be reassured that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence.
20:34The whole place shook.
20:36I felt it.
20:37I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms one, three, six, and fifteen, and I've never felt
20:42the slightest tremor.
20:43I warn you, if this lot decide to see you, I'm going to scan the infrastructure.
20:53What's that?
20:56Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings.
21:01I have no idea.
21:02Well, they're small.
21:04The scan says they're metal.
21:06I don't know what they look like.
21:11Although I imagine they might look rather like that.
21:18You're not on the guest list.
21:21How did you get on board?
21:27No.
21:28Sun filter deactivated.
21:30No!
21:31Sun filter descending.
21:33Sun filter!
21:34Sun filter!
21:35Sunника!
21:37Sun panels!
21:38Sun filter nac!
21:40Sun interming.
21:57Sun climber.
22:07that wasn't a gravity pocket i know gravity pockets and they don't feel like that
22:12what do you think jake listen to the engines they've pitched up about 30 hertz that dodgy or
22:17what it's the sound of metal it doesn't make any sense to me where's the engine room i don't know
22:25but the maintenance duct is just behind our guest suite i could show you and your wife well she's not
22:31my wife partner no concubine no prostitute whatever i am it must be invisible do you mind
22:42tell you what you two go and pollinate i'm gonna catch up with the family quick word michael jackson
22:49don't start the fight i'm all yours
22:55and i want you home by midnight
22:58earth death in 15 minutes
23:14who's in charge of platform one has it got a captain or what there's just the steward and the
23:19staff all the rest is controlled by the metal mind you mean the computer well who controls that the
23:26corporation they move platform one from one artistic event to another but there's no one
23:32from the corporation on board they're not needed this facility is purely automatic it's the height of
23:38the alpha class nothing can go wrong unsinkable if you like the nautical metaphor is appropriate
23:45you're telling me i was on board another ship once they said that was unsinkable
23:49they ended up climbing into an iceberg it wasn't half cold so what you're saying is if we get in
23:55trouble there's no one to help us out i'm afraid not fantastic i don't understand in what way is that
24:04fantastic
24:11soon the sun will blossom into a red giant and my home will die that's where i used to live
24:18when i
24:18was a little boy down there mommy and daddy had a house built into the side of the los angeles
24:24crevasse
24:25i'd have such fun what happened to everyone else the human race where did it go they say mankind has
24:34touched every star in the sky so you're not the last human i am the last pure human the others
24:43mingled
24:45oh they call themselves new humans and proto-humans and digi-humans even humanish but you know what i call
24:51them mongrels right and you stayed behind i kept myself pure how many operations have you had 708 next
25:05week it's 709 i'm having my blood bleached is that why you wanted a word you could be flatter
25:15you've got a little bit of a chin poking out i'd rather die honestly it doesn't hurt i mean it
25:23i
25:23would rather die it's better to die than live like you a bitchy trampoline oh well what do you know
25:32i was born on that planet and so was my mum and so was my dad and that makes me
25:37officially the last
25:38human being in this room because you're not human you've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened
25:45till there's nothing left anything human got chucked in the bin you just skinned cassandra lipstick and skin
25:52nice talking
26:01so tell me jay what's a tree like you doing in a place like this
26:06respect for the earth come on everyone on this platform's worth zillions
26:11well perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions in case your share prices drop
26:17i know you lot you've got massive forests everywhere roots everywhere and there's always money and land
26:22all the same you respect the earth as family so many species evolved from that planet mankind is only
26:31one i'm another my ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below and i'm a direct descendant
26:38of the tropical rainforest excuse me
26:44and what about your ancestry doctor
26:49perhaps you could tell a story or two
26:53perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left
27:00i scanned you earlier
27:03the metal machine had trouble identifying your species refused to admit your existence
27:09and even when it named you i wouldn't believe it
27:11it was right it was right i know where you're from
27:20forgive me for intruding but it's remarkable that you even exist
27:25i just want to say
27:29how sorry i am
28:03is it me or is it a bit nippy
28:28that's a great bit of air conditioning sort of nice and old-fashioned bet they call him retro
28:43what the hell's that is it part of the retro i don't think so hold on
28:56i don't think so
28:57hey nicely aren't they thank you i'm not supposed to show them in public don't worry i won't tell anybody
29:04now then who's been bringing the pets on board what does it do sabotage
29:09earth death in 10 minutes and the temperature's about to rocket
29:13the planet's end come gather come gather
29:22bid farewell to the cradle of civilization let us mourn her with a traditional ballot
29:29and the
29:48and the
29:53and the
29:54and the
29:58Hold on. There's another sunfilter program to descend.
30:15Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
30:25Sunfilter descending.
30:28Sunfilter descending.
30:36Sunfilter descending.
30:37Sunfilter descending.
30:40Sunfilter descending.
30:42Anyone in there?
30:43Oh, well, it would be you.
30:46I was in the door!
30:47Hold on. Give two ticks.
30:49Sunfilter descending.
30:52Sunfilter descending.
30:56Sunfilter rising.
30:57Sunfilter rising.
31:01Sunfilter rising.
31:03Sunfilter rising.
31:06Sunfilter rising.
31:08Sunfilter descending.
31:08It's just ringing.
31:10The computer's getting clever.
31:11Yes, they're wrong.
31:12You stop looking about.
31:13I'm not looking about.
31:14It's fighting back.
31:15So, wake me up.
31:17Oh, I know.
31:18Sunfilter falling.
31:20This is the last sight.
31:24Sunfilter descending.
31:42the whole thing's jammed i can't open the door stay there don't move
31:52the metal machine confirms the spider devices have infiltrated the whole of platform one
31:59how's that possible our private rooms are protected by a code wall
32:03moisturize me moisturize me someone the steward i'm afraid the steward is dead
32:14who killed him this whole event was sponsored by the face of beau
32:18he invited us talk to the face talk to the face easy way of finding out
32:22someone brought the little pet on board let's send him back to master
32:48the adherence of the repeated meme shackles that's all very well and really kind of
32:54obvious but if you stop and think about it
32:58a repeated meme is just an idea and that's all they are an idea
33:07remote control droids nice little cover for the real triple maker go on jimbo go home
33:18i bet you were the school swat and never got kissed atoms what are you gonna do moisturize me with
33:25acid
33:25oh too late anyway my spiders have control of the mainframe oh you all carried them as gifts tax-free
33:35past every code war i'm not just a pretty face sabotaging a ship while you're still inside it how
33:42stupid is that i'd hope to manufacture a hostage situation with myself as one of the victims
33:48the compensation would have been enormous five billion years and it still comes down to money
33:54do you think it's cheap looking like this flatness costs a fortune i am the last human doctor
34:03me not that freaky little kid of yours arrest her the infidel oh shut it pixie i've still got my
34:13final
34:14option earth death in three minutes and here it comes you're just as useful dead all of you
34:21i have shares in your rival companies you'll triple in price as soon as you're dead
34:27my spiders are primed and ready to destroy the safety systems how did that old earth song go burn baby
34:34burn then you'll burn with us oh i'm so sorry i know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden but
34:44i'm such a naughty thing spiders activate
34:58force fields gone with the planet about to explode at least it'll be quick
35:04just like my fifth husband
35:07oh shame on me
35:08safety systems bye bye darling safety systems bye bye my god
35:14heat levels
35:15reset the computer only the steward would know how no we can do it by hand there must be a
35:22system restore
35:23switch jade come on
35:24you lot
35:25just chill
35:26earth death in two minutes
35:34earth death in two minutes
35:38heat level
35:40heat level
35:43heat level
35:43critical
35:44heat level
35:45oh and guess where the switch is
35:50heat level is rising
35:52heat level is rising
36:06heat level is rising
36:18you can't the heat's gonna bend through this place i know jabe you're made of wood then stop
36:24wasting time time lord
36:29heat levels rising
36:32heat levels rising
36:34heat levels
36:37hazardous
36:38we're going to fly
36:40hazardous
36:42hazardous
36:54we're going to fly
36:57she's malfunctioning
37:01she's malfunctioning
37:15Heat levels critical.
37:19Heat levels critical.
37:34Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.
38:03Heat levels rising.
38:07Planet explodes in...
38:10Ten...
38:13Nine...
38:17Eight...
38:20Seven...
38:25Six...
38:28Five...
38:35Eight...
38:36Eight shields!
38:37One...
38:55Exo glass repair.
38:57Exo glass repair.
39:04Exit, glass repair
39:06Exit, glass repair
39:41Exit, glass repair
39:54you're right yeah I'm fine I'm full of ideas I'm bristling with them idea number
40:00one teleportation through 5,000 degrees needs some kind of feed idea number two
40:06this feed must be hidden nearby idea number three if you're as clever as me
40:15and a teleportation feed can be reversed
40:26the last human so you pass my little test brother this makes you eligible to join
40:33them that the human club people have died Cassandra you murdered them it depends
40:38on your definition of people and that's enough of a technicality to keep your
40:42lawyers dizzy for centuries take me to court then doctor and watch me smile and cry and flutter
40:51and creak and what creak you're creaking what I'm drying out oh sweet heavens
41:02moisturize me moisturize me where are my surgeons my lovely boys it's too hot raise the temperature
41:10have pity moisturize me oh oh doctor help her everything has its time and everything dies
41:39shuttles four and six departing this unit now closing down for maintenance
42:01the end of the earth it's gone we were too busy saving ourselves no one saw it go
42:18all those years all that history no one was even looking it's just come with me
42:29come with me
42:29I'm
42:31I'm
42:45I'm
42:46I'm
42:50I'm
42:51I'm
43:17You think it'll last forever?
43:19You've got people and cars and concrete, but it won't.
43:24One day it's all gone.
43:28Even the sky.
43:36My planet's gone.
43:39It's dead.
43:43It burned like the earth.
43:46It's just rocks and dust.
43:49Before it's time.
43:53What happened?
43:57There was a war and we lost.
44:00And we're with who?
44:06What about your people?
44:08I'm a Time Lord.
44:11I'm the last of the Time Lords.
44:14They're all gone.
44:16I'm the only survivor.
44:19I'm left travelling on my own because there's no-one else.
44:24It's me.
44:29You've seen how dangerous it is.
44:31Do you want to go home?
44:35I don't know.
44:39I want...
44:44Can you smell chips?
44:47Yeah.
44:48Yeah.
44:50I want chips.
44:51Me too.
44:52Right then.
44:53Before you get me back in that box, chips it is and you can pay.
44:56Not money.
44:57What sort of date are you?
44:59Come on then, tightwad.
45:01Chips are on me.
45:03We've only got five billion years till the shop's closed.
45:05Yes.
45:16Now, have you seen the future?
45:17Let's have a look at the past.
45:191860.
45:20How was 1860, Sam?
45:21What happened in 1860?
45:22I don't know.
45:23Let's find out.
45:25Can't believe she's gone.
45:27Not gone, Mr. Redpast.
45:29Nearly sleeping.
45:31She's up and on her feet and up there somewhere.
45:33Mr. Snead, for shame, how many more times?
45:36It's ungodly.
45:38Excuse me, sir, Mrs. Dickens.
45:39This is your call?
45:41Use the sight.
45:42Find you, lady.
45:44Or you're dismissed.
45:46What?
45:47How does Magoria hurt?
45:48Is this?
45:51That's more like it.
46:18What's a rapper?
46:20That's absolutely fantastic.
46:21What?
46:21Oh, chance of having trouble.
46:28Someone's стать with a window or a clue.
46:29If you couldn't be a one-night or she's части help.
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