The third chapter of Ali Siddiq's groundbreaking comedy special series, The Domino Effect, dives deeper and more intensely into his life story.
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00:00:20You have the right to remain silent.
00:00:23Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:00:29You have the right to an attorney, and if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed
00:00:34for you.
00:00:55You have the right to an attorney, and if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed
00:01:05as soon as them doors close on that police car.
00:01:11Everything that you've ever heard about being locked up comes to your mind right then.
00:01:18Everything you've ever heard.
00:01:19I'm sitting in that car because it's small.
00:01:22It's small.
00:01:22It's not even built for people to be backed up.
00:01:25I'm a little dude.
00:01:26I'm 5'7".
00:01:28If you're anything past 5'8", your feet, you just in there.
00:01:31I don't know.
00:01:32It's a big piece of plexiglass.
00:01:34You know?
00:01:34You can't even make it easy.
00:01:37You just.
00:01:45And it's so tight.
00:01:46I just laid down.
00:01:47I'm just...
00:01:50And as I'm riding, hitting bumps on the wind.
00:01:56I'm thinking about everything I've ever heard from a kid.
00:02:03My Uncle Mac.
00:02:07First thing I've ever heard about being locked up, my Uncle Mac,
00:02:09hey, man, motherfucker, ever try you?
00:02:12You're going to bust that shit open.
00:02:13As soon as they say something, bust that shit open.
00:02:17I'm like, what?
00:02:17For what?
00:02:19Because that's what motherfuckers do in the penitentiary.
00:02:21As soon as they try you, you bust that shit open.
00:02:22I say, but I'm 10.
00:02:25I'm not going to the penitentiary.
00:02:27I don't even like being on punishment.
00:02:29I know damn well I ain't going to the penitentiary.
00:02:31You say, shit, you don't know, nigga.
00:02:32You don't know.
00:02:37Now I'm in this situation.
00:02:38I'm thinking.
00:02:40And then you get to the county.
00:02:42You get to where they're gonna lock you up in the...
00:02:43It's a sally, a little sally port they pull you into.
00:02:47And the big door go down.
00:02:48Zzzz.
00:02:49And you trying to look at your last little bit of freedom.
00:02:54And now you are in Holden.
00:03:01Holden is dangerous than a motherfucker.
00:03:04Oh, Holden is dangerous, man.
00:03:07And it's great because they not really checking people like you think.
00:03:10When you get arrested, they, they, and they put you in the car and then they get you to Holden.
00:03:16And man, I'm in Holden.
00:03:18It's a dude come up to me.
00:03:20Hey, youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster.
00:03:29Look here, I want you to look out for them lawns for me, man.
00:03:31I got these goddamn jeans on with all these pockets and I done found me a little piece of crack,
00:03:35man.
00:03:35I want you to hold it down for me.
00:03:41What?
00:03:43Hey, youngster, hold me.
00:03:45Look here.
00:03:45Watch the lawn for me, man.
00:03:46I done found me a little piece of crack and these goddamn Z Cavaricis.
00:03:49What is this?
00:03:57So, you know, this is the nineties because the boy got on Z Cavaricis.
00:04:03And I'm at the boss and I'm looking for the law firm because he is smoking crack in Holden.
00:04:12In Holden.
00:04:14Got a lighter, everything.
00:04:17And I'm keeping my face outside the ball.
00:04:19I don't want to be affected.
00:04:25Ain't nobody else concerned about this one smoking this crack in here?
00:04:32And as I'm sitting there thinking about everything he's smoking crack, and I'm thinking something
00:04:38came to my head.
00:04:39My partner, Troy.
00:04:42Partner, Troy.
00:04:43Troy, amen, motherfucking county jail.
00:04:47Wow, boy.
00:04:48It fucked up in that county jail.
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:49And I'm thinking about what Troy told me.
00:04:51Because me and my partner, Jeffrey, we at the park and we see Troy.
00:04:55Troy come.
00:04:56What's up, boy?
00:04:57We're like, Troy, where you been?
00:04:58Shit.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00Just got down to that county jail, boy.
00:05:01Just came out the county.
00:05:0210th floor.
00:05:03Got you the floor.
00:05:04Motherfucker be down there squabble like a motherfucker, boy.
00:05:09And me and Jeffrey, looking at Troy, we thinking the same thing.
00:05:15Didn't Troy have a goal?
00:05:19Troy had a goal, too.
00:05:20Now it's just an empty space.
00:05:25And I said, Jeffrey, didn't Troy have a goal in his mouth?
00:05:29Did he ever say shit?
00:05:30He say, 10th floor.
00:05:31Glad he had a floor.
00:05:32Motherfucker be down there squabbling.
00:05:34He must have been losing like a motherfucker.
00:05:41And I'm in this holding.
00:05:43And I'm thinking, man, I don't want to go 10th floor.
00:05:46Because they be squabbling like a motherfucker up there.
00:05:50And Troy had a goal.
00:05:51Troy lost his tooth on the 10th floor.
00:05:57Man, they, um, when they start bringing you out the holding cell,
00:06:03Hey, come here.
00:06:04All y'all, come here.
00:06:05Over here.
00:06:06Line up.
00:06:08You don't know what to do.
00:06:09The crackhead dude in front of me.
00:06:10Just follow me.
00:06:11I'm like, nah, nigga.
00:06:12You on crack, nigga.
00:06:14I'm not following you, nigga.
00:06:17You gonna tell me just follow him.
00:06:18Nigga, you all on crack.
00:06:19I just seen you smoking crack in here.
00:06:29And I'm...
00:06:31I don't like this whole process because they bring you out.
00:06:35And they, man, this is...
00:06:37This is slavery.
00:06:39Yeah, because I'm feeling...
00:06:40Because I don't like lines because of this situation.
00:06:42I mean, it's just tight in here.
00:06:44I don't want to be in this...
00:06:45Hey, man, can you back up a little bit?
00:06:49Come on out here.
00:06:50Everybody's there.
00:06:50Go take a shower.
00:06:51Go take a shower?
00:06:53With everybody?
00:06:56And they bathe you.
00:06:58They give you some clothes.
00:07:00And now they've been assigned your ass a floor.
00:07:03And I'm sitting there.
00:07:04I don't want to go...
00:07:07To the 10th floor.
00:07:08Gladiated floor.
00:07:09They be squabbling up there.
00:07:12I want to get out.
00:07:14I want to get out.
00:07:17But in order to get out, you got to make bonds.
00:07:19You got to go to the floor.
00:07:20You got to call somebody.
00:07:21You got to get on the phone.
00:07:23And...
00:07:23They about the houses.
00:07:25We housing.
00:07:26Everybody right here.
00:07:27It's a dude named Sergeant Smith.
00:07:30Got a clipboard.
00:07:31Coming through.
00:07:37Troublemakers in here.
00:07:39Yeah, finna sign you boys some flows.
00:07:42Let me see what we got going on.
00:07:44Sanchez!
00:07:46Hey, Flo.
00:07:49Johnson!
00:07:51Ninth floor.
00:07:56Alvarez!
00:07:59Seventh floor.
00:08:04Smith!
00:08:06Eleventh floor.
00:08:07Oh, hey, that's wrong with a motherfucker.
00:08:09Ain't no eleventh floor.
00:08:09That's the gym.
00:08:13Hey!
00:08:14Y'all got eleven on here.
00:08:15That boy can't be on the eleventh floor.
00:08:16That's the gym.
00:08:18That's seven.
00:08:21Shit, that goddamn show is seven.
00:08:26Seven Flo.
00:08:30Ali!
00:08:32Ten Flo.
00:08:42Can you look on that again?
00:08:43Because you just got hit Flo wrong.
00:08:48He gonna show me.
00:08:49Come on.
00:08:49Shit, look at right there.
00:08:50There ain't no ten.
00:08:52There ain't no ten right there.
00:08:53Yeah, that's a ten.
00:08:54Yeah, with your scary ass.
00:08:59Yeah, you going, ten Flo.
00:09:00What do you?
00:09:00I said, what ten?
00:09:01He said, what ten?
00:09:01He said, 10 B3.
00:09:02I said, God.
00:09:02Damn.
00:09:04I just heard about, I just heard about 10 B3.
00:09:10It's a dude in Holden.
00:09:12He up there talking.
00:09:14He saying, hey, look here.
00:09:14I don't know if you boys been to jail before.
00:09:18But what you don't want to do is go to a corner tank.
00:09:22Corner tank?
00:09:22You can die in that motherfucker.
00:09:33I said, hey, man.
00:09:34I don't know you, but what you mean you can die?
00:09:37Shit.
00:09:37Corner tank dangerous in the motherfucker, man.
00:09:39See, front tank, they just see you in the front.
00:09:42Everybody in the front.
00:09:43Corner tank, it's like, look, you go around a corner,
00:09:46it's in the back.
00:09:47Motherfucker, kill you back there, boy.
00:09:50I said, um, but I'm innocent.
00:10:00Am I the only one in here innocent?
00:10:02Is niggas up there guilty or innocent?
00:10:05What is it, how?
00:10:05Because if they killing folks, man,
00:10:08this niggas acting real guilty around here, dog.
00:10:14They're youngs or shit.
00:10:16That's how this shit go, man.
00:10:17You don't want to go to no goddamn corner tank.
00:10:20And this man has already assigned me to 10B3,
00:10:24which is a fucking corner tank.
00:10:25He already said, you know,
00:10:27because he said it.
00:10:28He said, man, shit, what you don't want to do,
00:10:30you don't want to go to 10D2?
00:10:31That's a corner tank.
00:10:3310C1, corner tank.
00:10:3510B3, corner tank.
00:10:44They assign you to your floor.
00:10:46The deputy come get you, they take you to your floor,
00:10:49and they give you two sandwiches.
00:10:52Two sandwiches.
00:10:54One is a bologna sandwich.
00:10:56I don't eat pork, I ain't eating that.
00:10:58The other one is a peanut butter sandwich.
00:11:01It's peanut butter and something else mixed,
00:11:03and they don't even put the peanut butter all the way on the bread.
00:11:05They mix, they do it like that, and they pull it back up.
00:11:08So it's just a circle.
00:11:10You got to tear all the bread off.
00:11:11You get a little quarter of peanut butter.
00:11:13Throw that in your mouth and you're full.
00:11:15You got to, you know,
00:11:16a little quarter of peanut butter sandwich.
00:11:18All the rest of it, just bread, okay?
00:11:20And you get it rolled up in a little bag.
00:11:23But the thing is,
00:11:24when you first get locked up,
00:11:26you ain't eating nothing.
00:11:29Cause you thinking,
00:11:30I'm gonna get out of this shit.
00:11:31You ain't gonna eat nothing.
00:11:32Day one, you ain't eating nothing.
00:11:34I'm, and I'm, I ain't in the tank yet.
00:11:35I'm, they put you in a, put you in the hallway.
00:11:38Cause they dropping off other prisoners on this floor.
00:11:42And I'm in, um, the Sally Port.
00:11:45Look, it's a little breezeway.
00:11:47And I'm standing there.
00:11:50My little bag.
00:11:55And as I'm standing there,
00:11:59man, this dude, man,
00:12:02no shirt on,
00:12:04got his jumper rolled down,
00:12:06got a wife beat on.
00:12:08Looked like he did 7,000 push-ups.
00:12:14And he looking at me.
00:12:16Looking at me.
00:12:19He...
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah.
00:12:27Yeah, that's him.
00:12:29Yeah, that's him right there.
00:12:34.
00:12:41I don't know who he talking to.
00:12:42I don't think he talking to me.
00:12:43I just, cause there's a lot of people in the, in, in the audience.
00:12:47A lot of people getting a sign.
00:12:48I'm just, and he, man, let me describe this boy.
00:12:54About 5'9", little short brown dude,
00:12:58three goals in his mouth, three goals.
00:13:01I seen him, I'm like, yeah, he won all his fights.
00:13:03He got all his goals in his mouth.
00:13:06That boy got three goals, no missing teeth.
00:13:08This boy is a winner in here.
00:13:11Cause it's 10 flow, these boys be squabbling up here.
00:13:13That's what they do.
00:13:22What's the name?
00:13:22Stocky, low cut.
00:13:24I don't know his name until this other dude say his name.
00:13:28Name, Brian.
00:13:30Dude, he's sitting there, yeah, that's him right there.
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:34Brian say, pooh pooh, who is it?
00:13:36He say, that's the motherfucker right there
00:13:38that slapped my sister.
00:13:50I'm like, man, who is this wife beatin' ass boy?
00:13:54He said, this boy say he just slapped this man's sister.
00:13:56I don't know what the fuck he talking about.
00:13:58He, I'm looking down like, maybe he,
00:14:01hey man, which one of y'all boys
00:14:02that slapped this man's sister?
00:14:06And he, yeah, yeah.
00:14:09When your bitch ass come in here,
00:14:10I'ma beat your bitch ass.
00:14:12Slap my motherfuckin' sister.
00:14:14Ho!
00:14:22Clearly, somebody need to say something,
00:14:25they just snapped this man's sister.
00:14:33Brian, about 6'4".
00:14:36He ain't got no shirt on.
00:14:38He, yeah, slapped my partner's sister, huh?
00:14:43Yeah, as soon as you come in here and your goddamn ass.
00:14:50And I'm sittin' there.
00:14:54I don't know what they talkin' about.
00:14:58I'm not, I really don't think I'm involved in it
00:15:00because I've never slapped a woman,
00:15:02so I know I ain't slapped this man's sister.
00:15:05And I'm not riled up about this.
00:15:06I'm just, okay, we'll talk about it when we get in there.
00:15:09If it's, if it's me, I don't,
00:15:11I don't think this is me.
00:15:14I don't get mad
00:15:17until this Mexican gets a sign,
00:15:20it's a Mexican dude get a sign of 10B3,
00:15:22and he's standing next to me on the wall.
00:15:24And these Mexicans, see him.
00:15:33Ese! Ese!
00:15:37Ese!
00:15:47And the Mexican dude eatin' his sound.
00:15:49Ese!
00:15:57Then, next thing I know,
00:15:59Chewie!
00:16:00Chewie!
00:16:01He's your friend, Chewie!
00:16:03He's your friend!
00:16:08So, another little short basket, come!
00:16:15Orley!
00:16:19Ooh!
00:16:29Let's go!
00:16:33Hey!
00:16:34Next thing I know,
00:16:36this is, this is, all this shit is friendly,
00:16:37none of this is aggressive,
00:16:39they're like,
00:16:39when you come in here,
00:16:40you may see, we in the bag,
00:16:42we gotta take care of you.
00:16:43And I'm sitin' there like what?
00:16:48So the Mexicans see each other they didn't became friends and this they're gonna talk about how to slap this
00:16:54sister
00:17:06Now I'm I can't wait I can't wait now to get in there cuz now I'm pissed
00:17:12Now I'm just in there like ooh, come open the door
00:17:18Cause y'all about to get y'all ass whooped now cuz I'm pissed this is bullshit this is a
00:17:21fucking racism shit
00:17:25You niggas trying to fight me and I'm innocent in here nigga are you innocent?
00:17:29Okay
00:17:38The sheriff come drinking this key yeah, yeah, they don't have me come back down here once you get in
00:17:45there
00:17:49I get in it is a dude. It's a when you first walk in it's the shower
00:17:55Then it's the back then it's the front and it's a bunk right there and it's an empty bunk on
00:18:00the top
00:18:01Bunk on the bottom. It's a dude
00:18:03Sitting there. He I don't know who he is cuz he's sitting under his blanket. I don't see him. He's
00:18:08asleep
00:18:08And it's it's a top bunk. I come put all my stuff down my sandwich
00:18:20And my paperwork I have some paperwork with them and pooh-pooh sitting down. I go right up
00:18:29Hey, man, what's up?
00:18:34He what what I said, what's up? You said I slapped your sister. What's up?
00:18:42Poo-pooh like
00:18:44nigga, you wanna fight?
00:18:49I said now you said I slapped your sister and what you gonna do when I get in here beat
00:18:52your what's up?
00:18:53Poo-pooh get up
00:18:55Brian come over. He's like man. This nigga really want a fight
00:19:04I said yeah y'all wanna fight and he said man look man. We just be fucking with people dog.
00:19:10We ain't got shit else we need to do
00:19:22You say you see we ain't say shit after you wasn't scared nigga
00:19:25We ain't scared
00:19:31Big six to the board
00:19:38But I'm still mad
00:19:46And then I hear something
00:19:48Then I hear something
00:19:51They are back there beating the shit out that mess
00:19:57This shit was not friendly
00:19:58This shit was not friendly
00:20:02I seen him running back there
00:20:05It's crazy
00:20:12This your first day in the county you in there
00:20:17And you ain't ate nothing
00:20:19Day two
00:20:21You ain't nothing
00:20:22You ain't ate or drank nothing because
00:20:23I've been on the phone
00:20:26Calling everybody
00:20:29I've been on this phone
00:20:31Talking to everybody I can talk to
00:20:33But my mama
00:20:34I ain't call my mama
00:20:36Can't call her
00:20:37She got to be the last
00:20:39She last
00:20:42Some people say your mama first
00:20:43No not when you selling dope
00:20:44Your mama is last
00:20:47You don't want your mama to know nothing
00:20:48I need to be
00:20:49I need to be on the street
00:20:50Before I tell my mama what's going on with me
00:20:53But it ain't happening
00:20:56Day three
00:20:56I didn't I didn't exhaust it
00:20:58And see this is this is this is the time
00:21:00Y'all don't know how many phone calls I done made
00:21:03Because this is the time
00:21:04I'm not I'm not in this world
00:21:06Now where y'all don't know shit
00:21:08Where you everything on your phone
00:21:10I have 877 numbers stored in my goddamn head
00:21:14I know everybody number by heart
00:21:17I'm calling everybody
00:21:17I call
00:21:18I call
00:21:19Old teachers
00:21:20Hey this
00:21:23Now you said if I ever needed you coach
00:21:31I'm calling everybody
00:21:36The person I want to call she's in the navy
00:21:39My sister
00:21:39My sister with her came and got me
00:21:42She's in the navy ain't no calling her
00:21:44So I had to break down
00:21:50And call my mama
00:21:53My mama
00:21:55Man this ain't
00:21:57This ain't the phone call you want to make
00:22:00My mama was humming
00:22:02When I called her
00:22:04Because I didn't call her
00:22:05I didn't call her
00:22:08From the prison phone
00:22:09I called somebody
00:22:10And had them call her on thruway
00:22:12I need to
00:22:13I need to buffer
00:22:14Oh listen I need to buffer
00:22:16I can't call my mama collecting
00:22:18She already know what this is
00:22:19I need to
00:22:20My mama
00:22:21Answer the phone
00:22:25Hello
00:22:26I said hey mama
00:22:27Hey baby
00:22:30I said um
00:22:31Mama what you doing
00:22:33I'm out in the garden
00:22:34What's up
00:22:40My mama
00:22:46Mama you having a good day though
00:22:51Yeah baby I'm having a good day
00:22:53What's going on
00:22:53Um
00:22:55Shit
00:22:57Maybe you just cussed
00:22:58No not really
00:22:59That was people in the background talking
00:23:00Um
00:23:02Mama um
00:23:07I'm locked up
00:23:10What you locked up for
00:23:11What you locked up for
00:23:13I said mama um
00:23:16They say I was um
00:23:29They say um
00:23:31They say I was trafficking
00:23:33I was
00:23:33I was trafficking
00:23:36And um
00:23:37I'm down here
00:23:38And
00:23:40I got
00:23:40I got
00:23:41I got to get a bond
00:23:42I got to get a lawyer
00:23:44I got
00:23:44Mama
00:23:46What
00:23:47Baby
00:23:48Say it again
00:23:49Mama they caught me
00:23:51With
00:23:52Five kilos of dope
00:23:54Mama
00:23:55And
00:23:56Ninety two thousand dollars
00:23:57Mama
00:23:58In a gun
00:23:59That gun wasn't mine
00:24:00Mama
00:24:00I'm sticking to that
00:24:01That gun wasn't mine
00:24:03The gun was not mine
00:24:04Mama
00:24:07My mama
00:24:08My mama crying
00:24:09She crying
00:24:11We gonna get you out
00:24:13I said
00:24:13My
00:24:13My
00:24:14My bond is a
00:24:15hundred and fifty thousand
00:24:17She said
00:24:25I said mama don't
00:24:26Don't trip on that
00:24:27I
00:24:27I
00:24:28I
00:24:28I got that
00:24:28I got that
00:24:29Say baby
00:24:30Where you got that at
00:24:34Say mama you know
00:24:35When I come over
00:24:35Your house
00:24:35And I
00:24:36Do all that
00:24:37Gardening
00:24:37With you
00:24:38You gonna have to
00:24:39Dig them begonias up
00:24:49It's
00:24:49It's a bunch of money
00:24:50On them begonias mama
00:24:53This side
00:24:54This side story
00:24:56My mama
00:24:57My mama
00:24:58My mama's so righteous
00:24:59That um
00:25:00My sister told me this
00:25:02My sister told me
00:25:03My sister came
00:25:05They
00:25:05Just came from the navy
00:25:07On leave
00:25:07Just so happened on leave
00:25:09Said my mama
00:25:11Is in the garden
00:25:12Trying to dig the money up
00:25:15My sister helping my mama
00:25:16Dig the money up
00:25:17My mama don't want to
00:25:18Touch the money
00:25:19I ain't touching that dirty money
00:25:21I ain't touching that dirty money
00:25:23My mama got kitchen mitts on
00:25:38My mama don't want to
00:25:39Touch the money
00:25:40That side
00:25:40That side though
00:25:41Okay
00:25:42So
00:25:46My mama
00:25:47Being my mama
00:25:48She trying to do what she can do
00:25:49My mother
00:25:51Sends an attorney
00:25:52To the county
00:25:55To talk to me
00:25:55She get my mama
00:25:56Got me an attorney
00:25:57My mama got me the wrong kind of attorney
00:25:59My mama got me a goddamn
00:26:00Personal injury attorney
00:26:01I don't know what's wrong with this name
00:26:03This thing coming out here
00:26:04Like he got a lawsuit
00:26:07Briefcase coming there
00:26:10Look at
00:26:10Man looked at my files
00:26:12I said let's see what we got here
00:26:13We got here
00:26:13What we got here
00:26:14Now
00:26:15Hell nah
00:26:15Man what was you thinking
00:26:18Man who got five kilos of dope
00:26:20In the hood
00:26:20I say everybody I know
00:26:22Nigga what you talking
00:26:24Everybody
00:26:24Nigga what you talking about
00:26:34I call my mama
00:26:35I say hey mama
00:26:36That attorney right there ain't gonna work
00:26:38Cause he asked me
00:26:39Who got this much dope
00:26:41In the hood
00:26:43Everybody
00:26:44You think I'm selling this shit to
00:26:46Random strangers
00:26:48This is people I know
00:26:49Man
00:26:51So
00:26:53I'm talking to people in there
00:26:54Boy somebody
00:26:55Hey look here mate
00:26:55You gonna have to get you a drug attorney
00:26:57People who know how to move
00:26:58You know what I'm saying
00:26:59Like this
00:26:59You know what I'm saying
00:27:00You gonna have to get you a real attorney
00:27:02So I get
00:27:05Somebody who somebody suggested to me
00:27:08That um
00:27:10Had been locked up before
00:27:12He
00:27:13Hey man look here
00:27:14What you gonna do
00:27:16Get mr. Stewart
00:27:19So I called him
00:27:20I called him
00:27:22I said hey man
00:27:23Got a little situation
00:27:25You know come down
00:27:26Visit me to the county
00:27:27Stewart come down there
00:27:28White
00:27:29Old white attorney
00:27:31Jeans on
00:27:32V-neck t-shirt
00:27:33Flip-flops
00:27:39No briefcase
00:27:42He come down there
00:27:43He got he
00:27:43Flip-flops on
00:27:44He
00:27:44Look here
00:27:45Look here
00:27:46Man all right
00:27:46I see what you got
00:27:47I see what you got going on
00:27:48You know this little
00:27:49Nice little drug case
00:27:50You got going on
00:27:51Now let me tell you
00:27:51Being straight up
00:27:53If you give me
00:27:56$80,000 right now
00:27:58This all this shit'll go away
00:28:03I'm like no
00:28:05As soon as he did this
00:28:09No that's cocaine moves right there
00:28:12That's cocaine
00:28:12Oh that's cocaine
00:28:13That nigga said
00:28:14Give me $80,000
00:28:18Now I know you're gonna make all of it go away
00:28:19My $80,000 and everything gonna be in your nose
00:28:22What?
00:28:25No I'm cool on you
00:28:28So um
00:28:32I um
00:28:34Got a black attorney
00:28:36By the name of Rio Harris
00:28:39I'm saying his name because he passed
00:28:41So he ain't gonna sue me
00:28:45Rio Harris
00:28:46Comes to see me smooth little brother
00:28:49Nice little afro
00:28:50I like a
00:28:51I like an attorney with afro
00:28:53Come in here
00:28:55Brother now we are
00:28:57Definitely in a conundrum here brother
00:29:01Um
00:29:04I'm gonna do my best
00:29:07To get you the least amount of time I can get you if I can't win it
00:29:11Because you got a lot of
00:29:14You got a lot going on
00:29:17They have tape and they got film
00:29:20And they have they have a
00:29:21They have a mountain
00:29:23Of evidence against you
00:29:25And I said but they ain't got no concrete evidence against me
00:29:31He said that is not a legal term
00:29:35I don't know what concrete evidence is
00:29:39But they got a lot of sheet rock on your ass
00:29:48They got a hell of a foundation on your ass boy
00:29:57He says so you know I just wanted to initially meet you and talk to you about the cake now
00:30:02this is gonna cost you
00:30:04And my fee is gonna be about 45 i'm gonna charge about 45 000
00:30:08I said um cool um
00:30:11But i need you
00:30:13To get me out of here i need because i can make this bond
00:30:16He said no we ain't gonna be able to do that
00:30:20I said what you mean i can't make the bond
00:30:22Okay let's just let's just talk about it
00:30:27You're 19
00:30:29You don't have a job
00:30:32Your bond is 150 000
00:30:35You saying you can make the bar
00:30:50You make the bond and i go in there and say he's selling drugs
00:30:52Oh
00:31:00So at least at least you're gonna have to let me take you through a process we go to bond
00:31:06reduction
00:31:07You go to car reduction they reduce your bond and then you make that bond get out let me do
00:31:13my job
00:31:15Like gotcha rio i believe in you
00:31:20Because that's smart that's smart if i make the 150 000 i'm damn sure guilty
00:31:25And i got it i got it but
00:31:29Rio say stay put we're gonna take you to bond reduction
00:31:33Okay but i'm still locked up still in the county
00:31:36And i said i'm going through county and i don't like being in here man and man this is it's
00:31:42loud
00:31:43It's dirty i'm i'm classy i don't i don't
00:31:50And i'm innocent let's get back they ain't got no concrete evidence on me
00:31:58And people one day hey man um when boys get time
00:32:03Man do they be they be cool or they just do they just take their time on the chin or
00:32:07they what's that and he said man
00:32:10He said man should be tough it's that y'all don't never see when you see them people on tv
00:32:14They be they get their time they be like whatever that ain't that ain't what it's like
00:32:19You get your time and then you come back to the sale
00:32:24And you go under the blanket
00:32:27This is what we call going under the blanket
00:32:29Now your eyes ain't closed yo you ain't your eyes ain't closed you just under that blanket contemplating
00:32:37On this shit you about to go through now and this and it's tight it's tight man this dude
00:32:44Brian
00:32:48Brian says hey man yeah
00:32:51Y'all see this y'all go to court today but i'm done them boys ain't got nothing on me
00:32:56This is what an innocent man look like
00:32:57Feel me understand see you boys man y'all have at it man
00:33:02Y'all can have everything i thought i'm out of here today last court day y'all see what a
00:33:06free man look like
00:33:10Now he go to court he's at court
00:33:15I'm in the law library
00:33:17I'm in the law library because i'm i'm reading up
00:33:20On my case i need to know what i'm facing now
00:33:23I done read
00:33:25There's two there's three different charges that could be
00:33:28You know delivered to you when you got cocaine you can get a conspiracy
00:33:33You can get a possession or you can get a tip to deliver
00:33:40I done read the time
00:33:43Conspiracy starts 20 20 years
00:33:46Delivery 15 years
00:33:49Possession five
00:33:52Where they go from five to life 15 life 20 life
00:33:55I done went to the law library i done read everything i come back to the cell
00:34:03And boys in there quiet they playing dominoes quietly i'm confused these boys loud they playing domino quiet
00:34:23How come i'm i mean what's up
00:34:29Huh what's up
00:34:34I look on the bunk in the corner
00:34:38Brian
00:34:41Is under the blanket
00:34:49Young boy there he say it's a me yeah brian um just got back here he went under the blanket
00:34:59And i don't know this i say he sleep no
00:35:06Thinking i said thank my way thinking about it they tired
00:35:09I say how much time he got he said shit that boy got the goddamn gallop
00:35:14This is when you start learning prison slang
00:35:17Jail slang really you can mind the gallop i said the gallop yeah that boy got the mother
00:35:26What is the goddamn gallop he's a nigga motherfucking quota host i said a quota host
00:35:37What's a quota host i don't know a quota host
00:35:41Maybe he said a quota host
00:35:44I said what is a quota host and this old dude old dudes don't give a damn old dudes eat
00:35:50man that dude he must have just woke up
00:35:52He said quota host who the hell got 25 years
00:35:57I said 25 years
00:36:00She said that's what the motherfucking quota host is that boy that around and got the bitch
00:36:06I said the bitch yeah that boy habitual
00:36:11He said yeah well you got three stripes but they get your ass the motherfucking bitch they get your ass
00:36:1525 years with your disrespectful ass
00:36:17You're out here disrespecting the world
00:36:21You're just gonna keep doing crying they're gonna lock your ass up
00:36:2425 years up there under the blanket with 25 goddamn years
00:36:39I said man everybody in there being quiet old school get your ass up from under that goddamn blanket
00:36:44Yeah you wasn't like that when y'all was out there robbing motherfuckers and shit
00:36:53Yeah that nigga over here crying up under that goddamn blanket
00:36:57Old school the winner snatched that man blanket get your ass up from under that goddamn blanket
00:37:09Yeah these niggas in here trying to everybody being quiet because your ass got all that goddamn time
00:37:22Big six to the board nigga
00:37:23Big six to the board nigga
00:37:24Fiddy nigga
00:37:28In here being quiet because this nigga around here
00:37:30You get your ass up nigga
00:37:38Old school don't give a damn
00:37:42And I'm
00:37:43And I'm
00:37:44And I'm
00:37:4625 years
00:37:50That's crazy
00:37:52I call Rio I got right on the phone I call Rio I say Rio
00:37:56Hey man come down here I need to talk to you man come down here Rio come visit me
00:38:07Rio
00:38:09I've been a law library researching my case
00:38:13Right
00:38:14Um
00:38:16I went down there it's three three different things you can get
00:38:20delivery conspiracy possession right I need you to get me down to a possession
00:38:33So that's then just just let me run through it for you okay
00:38:41So you want me to go in the court
00:38:45And say that you were smoking five kilos of dough
00:39:04I'm looking at Rio I'm like I'm trying to understand the problem here
00:39:09You're going to have to go in there telling people I got a habit you're going to have to go
00:39:14So you want me to tell the people you smoking five kilos of dough
00:39:17I said yes Rio
00:39:20Rio looked me in my face he said hey man I'm gonna just say this
00:39:24I'm gonna go in there
00:39:24Stay out there La La Bird
00:39:27Like stay out the La La Bird let me do my job
00:39:32I got you
00:39:34Rio Lee
00:39:36So I'm I'm on the block
00:39:39And man
00:39:43People are getting time up here they're getting time
00:39:49I'm in here fighting my case
00:39:51I come back from the gym
00:39:53It's a dude a Mexican dude
00:39:56That got the real shit
00:39:58I come in Mexican dude under the blanket
00:40:02I look what's up why Carlos under that blanket
00:40:04He said shit boy
00:40:06Everybody in there tripping
00:40:07I said Carlos got that thing
00:40:10I said Carlos got what
00:40:11Old school
00:40:12He go old school again
00:40:13Carlos got the motherfucker
00:40:19I said what is the motherfucker
00:40:22Cause you already told me what the bitch was and the quota host
00:40:26That's a lot what is the motherfucker
00:40:28He said man
00:40:29She got a license
00:40:32What
00:40:33I said he got a license
00:40:34He said shit he got two of them motherfuckers
00:40:37And as soon as I heard he got two license
00:40:39I said why is he in here
00:40:40Why are they
00:40:41Why are they housing
00:40:43No
00:40:44Y'all not understanding
00:40:45Like I need somebody to explain to me this shit
00:40:48This nigga got 25
00:40:49He got two life
00:40:50This is why
00:40:50I am innocent
00:40:55And why are they in here
00:40:56Hey man
00:40:57Y'all niggas ain't got no answers
00:40:59Um
00:40:59See
00:41:00sergeant
00:41:05Sergeant baker can
00:41:08What the hell you goddamn yelling for
00:41:11I say sergeant baker let me let me let me talk to you
00:41:14Let me talk to you
00:41:16Let me talk to you
00:41:17Hey I'm gonna just ask
00:41:20Man there's people in here
00:41:24That already have time
00:41:26Y'all ain't got no no tank for people with time like
00:41:30They don't need to be in here
00:41:31They already got their shit
00:41:32Everybody else is innocent
00:41:33We trying to fight our shit
00:41:36So I'm like get your scary ass away from your goddamn boss
00:41:42I'm not scared he just has two lives innocent
00:41:48He has two lives
00:41:49He's not supposed to be in here with me
00:41:50He is I'm I'm
00:41:58Okay
00:41:58Sarge can I say one more thing
00:41:59Can I say one more thing
00:42:00I just want to see
00:42:01How much sense does this make
00:42:02How much sense does this make
00:42:03I just want to know
00:42:03I am a non
00:42:04I have a non-violent crime
00:42:09It's not
00:42:10Is this not a place for non-violent offenders
00:42:16I want to know why
00:42:17Is this man being housed with me
00:42:19I'm sitting there with two life sentences
00:42:22And sergeant told me to go lay my ass down
00:42:29I can't lay down
00:42:30I'm sitting there reading the paper
00:42:31I'm reading the paper
00:42:32Because I'm watching his ass
00:42:36And as I'm reading the paper
00:42:40Blessings
00:42:42My judge the judge that I'm in his courtroom
00:42:46Woody Denson
00:42:47Judge Woody Denson is in the paper on bribery charges
00:43:00I call Rio
00:43:04Rio I need you down here
00:43:11Rio come down
00:43:19Got the paper
00:43:20I say Rio
00:43:24Look at this
00:43:24Look at this right here
00:43:25Look at that
00:43:31See what they say Rio
00:43:33Now what I'm going to need you to do
00:43:37I'm going to need you to get to Woody Denson
00:43:40Tell Woody
00:43:43We got $80,000
00:43:51And if you can get that $80,000
00:43:53You can let my shit disappear
00:43:59Rio
00:44:06So let me get this straight
00:44:11You want me to get to the judge
00:44:15And tell him that you got $80,000
00:44:22If he can make it disappear
00:44:29I'm going to just spitball this out there to you
00:44:34If he's already in the paper
00:44:38I think the timeline has passed
00:44:50So what you saying you ain't willing to try Woody
00:44:52What you saying
00:44:57I want you
00:45:00To not go to the law library
00:45:03And I don't want you to read the paper
00:45:06Let me do my job
00:45:11Rio's gone
00:45:12He's not going to offer the money
00:45:19He's not going to offer the money
00:45:23The money I've got out there
00:45:24I am in this county
00:45:26Trying to figure out
00:45:28All type of ways to just
00:45:30Make it decent for myself
00:45:33And I got some bread
00:45:35Because I got two chicks
00:45:37I know the thing
00:45:38It wasn't right
00:45:39But I
00:45:39Well I don't know
00:45:40It was right
00:45:40Now I'm
00:45:41I'm
00:45:42I ain't married to nobody.
00:45:43I'm 19, I got two girls.
00:45:45I got my mane, and I got my down.
00:45:49Yeah, I got my mane, my name Pam.
00:45:53My down, named Kendra.
00:45:56At my main house, I got $84,000 in a trash bag
00:46:01and ones and fives, at my main house.
00:46:05At my down house, I got 12 grand at house.
00:46:09I wish it was switched.
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:14Because my down put all my money on my books, my down.
00:46:21My mane didn't send me not one single dollar
00:46:28while I was gone.
00:46:29Now, I wish I would've made another decision
00:46:31because when my down came to see me,
00:46:33I said, hey, man, I don't think this girl
00:46:35gonna put this money on my books.
00:46:40My down said, shit, you want me to rob her?
00:46:51I said no, but I still said yes.
00:46:5984 grand, gone.
00:47:02I couldn't even believe it.
00:47:05Never even thought about sending me.
00:47:07And I knew that she was gonna break like that
00:47:10because she was weak in court.
00:47:13We going to court, she's weak in court.
00:47:16Now, I was weak the first two times, but I wasn't weak at the end.
00:47:22No, we got to understand, I'm in court.
00:47:24And the lady, the prosecutor tripping.
00:47:26I'm sitting over there, and the prosecutor said, out her mouth,
00:47:29because I only went to court twice.
00:47:32Went to court twice, then they stopped letting me come into the courtroom.
00:47:38Because I would have outbursts.
00:47:40No, I would outbursts.
00:47:42I ain't gonna lie, because it was things that I didn't agree with.
00:47:45The prosecutor, she gonna say, I recommend 99 years.
00:47:48I said, bitch, who you think you caught?
00:48:05I wanted to know, who she thought she got?
00:48:0999 years.
00:48:15Ryo turned to me, shut up.
00:48:19I got this.
00:48:22We need to reset.
00:48:25You reset.
00:48:27Reset.
00:48:28Six months.
00:48:31I said, Ryo, I can't do no six-month reset.
00:48:34He said, well, we'll try to come back.
00:48:36That's what they had to offer.
00:48:37We'll come back again.
00:48:38Two months later, back in court.
00:48:40Two months.
00:48:44I'm sitting there, and the prosecutor, she back at it.
00:48:48I said, I'm sitting there, I'm being nice.
00:48:54I'm listening.
00:48:56And that lady said, well, if we'll take the 99 years off the table, we're thinking more
00:49:01like 60.
00:49:03Mm.
00:49:04Mm.
00:49:05Mm.
00:49:08Mm.
00:49:09Mm.
00:49:11Mm.
00:49:12Mm.
00:49:13Mm.
00:49:13Mm.
00:49:13And I'm trying to hold it.
00:49:15I'm trying to hold it.
00:49:16Mm.
00:49:16Mm.
00:49:18Mm.
00:49:19Mm.
00:49:19Mm.
00:49:19Mm.
00:49:22Mm.
00:49:38I said this, Rio, if she say it again, if she say 60 out loud again, it's going to be
00:49:47a problem in here.
00:49:49Woody Denson is still on the stand.
00:49:51I don't know.
00:49:52He's going through a case, too.
00:49:53How the fuck is he still at work?
00:49:54He's going through a case.
00:49:57I saw it in the paper, and I'm looking at his head like, that lady said, Judge, I'm going
00:50:22to say this.
00:50:22I think that he is a menace.
00:50:25And I said, ma'am, who files are you reading?
00:50:29This is my first time ever even in here.
00:50:32She said, you are on judifered probation.
00:50:35Probation?
00:50:36Do you not recall that?
00:50:44Oh, all in the files' ass, bitch?
00:50:46That's what I'm saying.
00:50:49I said that.
00:50:49I'm wrong for that.
00:50:50I said that.
00:50:51I said that.
00:50:52I was wrong.
00:50:52I'm telling y'all.
00:50:53I was wrong.
00:50:53I thought I didn't think she heard me.
00:50:55I said, all in the files' ass, bitch!
00:50:59Bailiff over there, can we see you?
00:51:08I'm back.
00:51:11I'm in court.
00:51:13And I'm like, Rio, the bailiff took me out.
00:51:18Rio come back there.
00:51:19Look, they're not going to let you back in court.
00:51:22I'm going to have to do it back here.
00:51:24I said, Rio, do whatever you got to do.
00:51:27I'm not going back in there listening to that goddamn high-ass time.
00:51:30I'm not going to be under the blanket like that.
00:51:32I'm not doing that.
00:51:36But I still got a little ways to go,
00:51:38because I still got to go to bond reduction.
00:51:41And this is when I knew they weren't going to let me back in court ever again.
00:51:45I'm in bond reduction.
00:51:47Remember, my bond is $150,000.
00:51:49I'm in bond reduction.
00:51:51And Woody's up there talking.
00:51:54Woody dancing up there running his head.
00:51:58Rio's talking.
00:51:59And Woody hits that gallo.
00:52:03Boom!
00:52:04I'll remind you to custody until you can make your bond.
00:52:08And I'm adding $75,000 to your bond.
00:52:13Because I told you, when you had that Judifer case,
00:52:17to never be back in my courtroom.
00:52:20Boom!
00:52:24This is when I knew I was never going to be back in court again.
00:52:27When I jumped and said,
00:52:29you obviously don't know what reduce means.
00:52:34You're adding.
00:52:35That's not reduction.
00:52:38Here come the bailiff.
00:52:39I know where to go.
00:52:47I know where the damn room is.
00:53:06I go to court.
00:53:07You got to remember, I'm on a case with six other people.
00:53:12I'm on a case with six other people.
00:53:15And none of us are getting out of this shit
00:53:18because they have us on film.
00:53:20High-speed chase.
00:53:22Oh, they got everything.
00:53:25Rio came to me.
00:53:31Listen.
00:53:34I just watched the footage.
00:53:45Whoever signs for their time first is going to get the least amount of time.
00:53:52I said, what's the least amount of time?
00:53:57He said, um, 15.
00:54:02He said, this is going to start at 15.
00:54:04So this is going to go 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40.
00:54:13You don't want to be past that 15.
00:54:17Because you have a due deferred case which is going to carry 10 more years.
00:54:25I said, Rio, I can't do it, Rio. I can't do that.
00:54:3410 plus 15, 25, Rio. I can't do that.
00:54:37He said, man, I'm going now.
00:54:39We're going to run in CC.
00:54:40We're going to get it concurrent.
00:54:42I said, what does that mean?
00:54:44He said, the 15 going to eat up the 10.
00:54:47I said, why don't you let the 10 eat up the 15?
00:54:53Nigga, flip my shit. Nigga, let me do.
00:54:56Don't just go in there with no 15.
00:54:58We're going to take the 15.
00:54:59No, nigga, take the 10 and argue about the 15.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06Oh, Rio.
00:55:08They're going to run it concurrent.
00:55:09It's going to eat it up.
00:55:11But your case starts at 15 for the delivery.
00:55:15And I said, you know, I told you.
00:55:17Possession, I told you.
00:55:21What you going to do?
00:55:27My mama out there?
00:55:31I want to talk to my mama.
00:55:36Talk to my mama.
00:55:37My mama say, baby, you want to take it to trial, take it to trial.
00:55:42I said, yeah, um, Rio.
00:55:48We going to trial.
00:55:51We going to trial.
00:55:53And let me tell you.
00:55:58Obviously, I didn't win, but let me tell you.
00:56:03Let me tell you why we never made a second trial date.
00:56:08Because we had a reset.
00:56:09I said, we going to go to trial again.
00:56:11Second trial date.
00:56:12I went on and took the time because of my mama.
00:56:15My mama is a G, but my mother is no gangster.
00:56:23She's a G, but she's no gangster.
00:56:28My mama, on some G shit, purged herself in court for her son.
00:56:37My mama a G, purged herself.
00:56:40My mama dug that money up already.
00:56:43She know what I'm doing.
00:56:44She know what I got.
00:56:45She found out.
00:56:50My mama on the stand, prosecutor, drilling my mama.
00:56:56Did you know that your son was selling narcotics?
00:57:05My mother on the stand said, I had no clue.
00:57:13Which is some G shit.
00:57:16But when you're not a gangster, you do wild shit.
00:57:18My mama said, I had no clue.
00:57:21And then looked at me and did this.
00:57:36I said, oh, God damn.
00:57:38Just give me my time.
00:57:39Give me my time.
00:57:41Even my daddy.
00:57:42My daddy was in the back and said, come on, Cal.
00:57:45What is that?
00:58:04Just give me the time.
00:58:08I told Rio.
00:58:09I said, hey, man, get me out of here, man.
00:58:13We need to reset.
00:58:22We got a continuation.
00:58:25Rio.
00:58:26Talked to that lady.
00:58:27She came in there with the same paperwork.
00:58:29He said, man, listen.
00:58:31I am suggesting.
00:58:33That you go ahead and sign for this time.
00:58:37I signed for the 15 years.
00:58:39I signed for the 15.
00:58:41I come back to the tank.
00:58:56I'm out of the blank.
00:59:03I'm out of the blank.
00:59:05So now, I got to acclimate myself to where I'm at.
00:59:12There's no...
00:59:13I mean, this is it.
00:59:15Locked up.
00:59:18And...
00:59:18When you get locked up, man, sometimes it's like...
00:59:21It's frustrating.
00:59:22It's frustrating.
00:59:27People coming to see you.
00:59:30My daddy.
00:59:32His cocaine selling ass.
00:59:35He come see me.
00:59:37Pissed me out.
00:59:38When I get locked up, first I get locked up, he come up there with my little brother.
00:59:41Come with my baby brother.
00:59:43Come see me.
00:59:45I'm locked up.
00:59:46You know, it's Plexiglas.
00:59:47I'll let him get on the phone.
00:59:50Hey, man.
00:59:52What then got into you, nigga?
01:00:03I said, you!
01:00:06And I threw the phone.
01:00:08I think I'm pissed.
01:00:09He gonna bring my little brother up there.
01:00:10I don't want nobody ever to see me fucking locked up.
01:00:12My mama ain't never coming up here to visit me.
01:00:16I didn't want you to come up here and visit me.
01:00:18It's Pam and Kendra.
01:00:23That is it.
01:00:25And mostly Kendra.
01:00:29Kendra, gee, she doing real shit.
01:00:31Kendra outside, honking her horn.
01:00:35And, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
01:00:37I come to the little window.
01:00:43She out there playing songs.
01:00:47And I'm out there, you see my gal, nigga.
01:00:49None of y'all gals do this, nigga.
01:00:53Dancing my goddamn gal card music, nigga.
01:01:02So, man, I'm locked up in this county now.
01:01:08And...
01:01:09Man, I done...
01:01:12I done got irritated in here.
01:01:15And I made a little mistake.
01:01:17Um...
01:01:18My mom and my dad always gave me good advice.
01:01:22Even when they was doing wild shit, they gave me good advice.
01:01:24My daddy told me, hey, man.
01:01:26Tell you something.
01:01:28You never...
01:01:29...whoop a man...
01:01:31...in front of his...
01:01:33...children...
01:01:34...or his woman.
01:01:36Never whoop him.
01:01:38You never slap a man...
01:01:41...when he is down.
01:01:43You beat him, you down, you don't never slap him.
01:01:45And you don't ever...
01:01:47...spit in the wind.
01:01:49Cause shit come back in your face.
01:01:57Very simple shit, right?
01:02:00I'm in the county.
01:02:04The bills...
01:02:05...are playing the Oilers.
01:02:08Foes gambling.
01:02:11The Oilers are up.
01:02:14The bills come back...
01:02:16...and beat the Oilers.
01:02:18Late in the game, like 34, 35, whatever that score was.
01:02:22I'm talking shit, cause I'm down with Thurman Thomas.
01:02:25Thurman Thomas from Houston.
01:02:27I don't give a shit about the Oilers.
01:02:29Earl Campbell gone.
01:02:30All I even... I don't even eat the sausage.
01:02:33You know what I'm saying?
01:02:37So Thurman Thomas from Houston, I'm going for the bills.
01:02:41The bills...
01:02:43...beat the Oilers, and they sick.
01:02:45And I'm in there talking shit.
01:02:47Yeah!
01:02:48Buffalo on your ass, boy!
01:02:51Foes get mad.
01:02:53Dude named Rich Cat called me out my name.
01:02:56And that's what you can't do with me.
01:02:58Even to this day.
01:02:59Calling me out my name is definitely signing an ass-whooping for you.
01:03:03You call me out my name, it's gonna be some fucking smoke.
01:03:05And he calling me out my name, oh, bitch-ass nigga, you rootin' for the motherfucking bill.
01:03:09Put your shoes on, nigga.
01:03:12Put your shoes on, boy.
01:03:14Rich Cat know better than this, cause he's from the same side of town as me.
01:03:18This is Southwest.
01:03:21It's Southwest shit.
01:03:22You don't, boy!
01:03:24Man, let's do this. Let's dance, boy.
01:03:25We finna dance.
01:03:27Rich Cat, put his shit on.
01:03:28Yeah, nigga, ain't nobody scared of you?
01:03:30You ain't got to be scared to get your ass whooped.
01:03:35Rich Cat, I've been boxing since I was six years old.
01:03:39I know I'm nice.
01:03:41Rich Cat, this shit can be bad.
01:03:42And I'm...
01:03:45I'm working, Rich Cat-ass.
01:03:47Whooped that man down to his guy.
01:03:49He on his knees.
01:03:50And see, I already...
01:03:52My daddy told me what not to do, but I'm in here.
01:03:56What you never do is listen to the sideline.
01:04:00I'm in the sideline listening.
01:04:03And he on his knees, and I hear this dude on the side.
01:04:05Slap his ass, Lee!
01:04:12And I'm in the sideline listening.
01:04:15Haul off!
01:04:17Ha!
01:04:17Slap shot that man.
01:04:19And let me tell you something.
01:04:20When I slapped him, I don't know how both my arms...
01:04:27End up like this.
01:04:29But he grabbed me from here.
01:04:33It is six steel tables.
01:04:36In 10B3.
01:04:39It's six steel tables.
01:04:41And Rich Cat introduced me personally to all six of the motherfuckers.
01:04:45Man, that nigga had me on a rollercoaster of slam.
01:04:49See, you understand me?
01:04:50From right here, that nigga...
01:04:52Wow!
01:04:54This is all I was doing.
01:04:59The sixth one.
01:05:00When he slammed me on the sixth table,
01:05:01BAH!
01:05:02I was like this.
01:05:17Man, he stood over me to my...
01:05:19Nigga, you better not ever slap me again.
01:05:21I said, yes, sir.
01:05:31How you win the first half of a fight, nigga, and lose the rest of it?
01:05:53I got my time.
01:05:58And now they calling people on the chain.
01:06:03I don't know what that is.
01:06:05This is my first time locked up.
01:06:07Anything?
01:06:08Come in.
01:06:10Smith!
01:06:12Johnson!
01:06:14Bryan!
01:06:18Ali!
01:06:20I'll come on here.
01:06:21What's up?
01:06:22You on the chain.
01:06:23Your ass about to leave.
01:06:24You're not here.
01:06:26I'm saying, old school.
01:06:30Old school.
01:06:33Old school.
01:06:33Old school, sleek.
01:06:34What's up?
01:06:35I said, um...
01:06:37I'm on the chain.
01:06:39What that mean?
01:06:40Shit, you about to go to a unit.
01:06:43I said, what?
01:06:44Yeah, they gonna take you...
01:06:45They gonna take you somewhere.
01:06:47They gonna diagnose you.
01:06:54I said, what?
01:06:56Yeah, they gonna send you what the place called diagnostics.
01:07:00I said, what they gonna...
01:07:01Yeah, they gonna check your eye.
01:07:02They gonna make you...
01:07:02They gonna hide you.
01:07:03They gonna...
01:07:03Your educational level, your...
01:07:05Any type of disease, uh...
01:07:07All that type of shit.
01:07:08Then they gonna send you to a unit.
01:07:10You know what I'm saying?
01:07:10Now, you gonna...
01:07:11It's a couple of gym type units.
01:07:12You can go to a medical unit.
01:07:14You can go to, uh...
01:07:16Shit.
01:07:17Uh, minimum security.
01:07:19You can go to a low security.
01:07:21Or you can go to a max.
01:07:23Or you can go to a super max.
01:07:25I said, what's in a super max?
01:07:27Shit.
01:07:27Super max, why all the mother?
01:07:33He said, well shit, you non-violent offender.
01:07:35What you got?
01:07:35What you got?
01:07:36I said, 15.
01:07:38Shit, they gonna send you a dope.
01:07:40I said, yeah.
01:07:41Yeah, they gonna send you to one of them young units.
01:07:43Yeah, like Beto, or...
01:07:45Or Ferguson, or something like that.
01:07:47They all motherfuckers be fighting all day.
01:07:49I said, I don't wanna go no shit like that.
01:07:54He said, but you're young.
01:07:55And you're young.
01:07:55That's what y'all young boys do.
01:07:56You know, I'm...
01:07:57Me, I'm gonna go to a medical unit.
01:07:58You know, I've been...
01:07:58I've been faking hurt for a long time.
01:08:04I said, faking hurt?
01:08:05Yeah, go down there,
01:08:05tell him before we got asthma.
01:08:14Tell him you got asthma.
01:08:15I'm gonna be in them old...
01:08:19Do that shit.
01:08:19They can't prove that shit.
01:08:22Do that shit.
01:08:23They can't prove it.
01:08:28And when I got the intake,
01:08:29when that man put his fingers in my mouth...
01:08:32Open your mouth.
01:08:38Did you just put your goddamn fingers in my mouth?
01:08:42With a glove on, nigga?
01:08:46Turn around.
01:08:56I don't trust him.
01:08:57I'm naked.
01:08:58He's about to turn around.
01:08:59I ain't got no...
01:09:02Spread your cheeks.
01:09:08This is just to leave.
01:09:11I'm leaving.
01:09:13I'm leaving.
01:09:15And I gotta go through all this shit on transit?
01:09:17Just to get on transit?
01:09:22They, um...
01:09:22Put you on this thing.
01:09:24They house you.
01:09:25They put you on these chains.
01:09:26They put you on a bus.
01:09:27Put you on a bus.
01:09:30The problem with me,
01:09:31in all of this,
01:09:33is because I'm...
01:09:36I'm a...
01:09:36I'm a pretty educated, well-read guy.
01:09:39I come from a pretty good family.
01:09:41And...
01:09:42I'm not...
01:09:42I'm not supposed to be in this shit.
01:09:44I know I'm not,
01:09:45because I don't like it.
01:09:46Everybody else is cool with a lot of this shit.
01:09:48I'm not...
01:09:49Like, y'all...
01:09:50Y'all have really...
01:09:52I got a problem with all of this shit.
01:09:54Because when they put me on the chain,
01:09:57now I am reflecting on things and information that I know.
01:10:02This is judicial slavery.
01:10:05I'm chained to another person.
01:10:08And we're walking in unison.
01:10:11And this is when the shit get bad for me,
01:10:13when they put us on the bus.
01:10:15They put us on this bus
01:10:17for whatever this long, unknown ride
01:10:21to some place that I'm supposed to be going.
01:10:25And I had to tell the dude that I'm chained to.
01:10:28I say, hey, my brother.
01:10:31You might want to go to the restroom now.
01:10:34Because they say this is a six-hour ride.
01:10:37And I am not getting up.
01:10:41And I'm not going to the bathroom with you.
01:10:43Because this shit is crazy to me.
01:10:45I'm watching people dominate other people.
01:10:48Get the fuck up.
01:10:49I'm finna go shit.
01:10:51And he's shitting in front of the bus.
01:10:53The toilet is in front of the bus.
01:10:55And so, I'm got...
01:10:57We facing this way.
01:10:58I got to watch this thing shit.
01:11:02And in my mind, I'll never...
01:11:03This is...
01:11:04This is their time.
01:11:05They better get all their penitential shit out of me now.
01:11:07Because I'm never coming back to this shit.
01:11:09Because it's slavery.
01:11:12Because we chained together.
01:11:13You got to understand it.
01:11:14I'm chained to this man.
01:11:16And if he go to the restroom...
01:11:19I got to be there too.
01:11:21And I'm not doing it.
01:11:23I'm saying, hey, brother, I'm...
01:11:26I don't like no parts of this.
01:11:29Meaning you are bound to govern.
01:11:32If you got to pee, you gonna have to use one hand.
01:11:34Because if this hand go...
01:11:43I'm gonna dust you off.
01:11:47I'm gonna dust you off.
01:11:49I mean, I ain't gonna...
01:11:50I'm straight.
01:11:52We on...
01:11:53We on this bus.
01:11:54We on this bus.
01:11:55We on this journey.
01:11:58This Jew...
01:11:59This is a slavery to me.
01:12:00The bus is...
01:12:01It's the boat.
01:12:03And I'm chained to this man.
01:12:05And it's a dude back there singing this song.
01:12:09So I'm in my pain with his finger.
01:12:14And I'm sitting there like, boy, this is chained.
01:12:17I ain't never heard this song before.
01:12:18I'm in there.
01:12:21This nigga talented.
01:12:23I don't even know why he in there.
01:12:24This nigga talented.
01:12:25This nigga jamming his ass off.
01:12:27And I'm in there.
01:12:28He done sung this shit so many times.
01:12:29I'm in there one time, nigga.
01:12:33I ain't never even heard this song before.
01:12:36I've been locked up.
01:12:37This nigga's jamming.
01:12:37You understand?
01:12:42I turned around and told him to him.
01:12:43I said, hey, dog, man, when you get out here, dog,
01:12:45you might want to consider going to get you a little album deal.
01:12:48Or something, dog.
01:12:49We pull up...
01:12:53to Darrington Unit.
01:12:57And this shit here...
01:12:59They then took six hours to get somewhere that's down the road.
01:13:04Because they dropping other prisoners off and bringing us back.
01:13:09I get to...
01:13:11Darrington Unit.
01:13:13They call it the Rockin' Deep.
01:13:15I'm on F Line.
01:13:17They bringing us through transit.
01:13:18And we are bound together.
01:13:21Everybody coming in.
01:13:30I hear cold.
01:13:31Cold blue.
01:13:33Cold blue.
01:13:34I don't know what none of this means.
01:13:37None of this.
01:13:39Man, say, everybody face up against the wall.
01:13:41So we face the wall.
01:13:47It is a guy...
01:13:50that has been stabbed.
01:13:55He's been stabbed.
01:13:56And they bringing him out.
01:13:59And they cannot put him on a stretcher.
01:14:02He's not on a stretcher.
01:14:04Because they can't.
01:14:07He has...
01:14:09a broomstick...
01:14:12through his side.
01:14:14Has a broomstick through his side.
01:14:17And they can't put him on a...
01:14:18on a gurney.
01:14:20The run is too tight.
01:14:21And the broomstick will hit the sail bars.
01:14:26And we're up against the wall.
01:14:29And that man is coming through little bitty steps.
01:14:43And when he comes through the run, he finally comes off the block.
01:14:49And I turned to the side.
01:14:51And he looked right in my face.
01:14:53He said,
01:14:54It's wildin' the motherfucker to hear y'all say.
01:15:22Thank God.
01:15:23Thank God.
01:15:33Thank y'all. God bless y'all. Thank y'all, DC. Good night.
01:15:57Good night.
01:16:28Good night.
01:16:57Good night.
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