Mike Epps lights up Detroit with his wild stand-up, diving into culture and youth, featuring a surprise cameo by Doug E. Fresh for nonstop laughs.
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00:00:26Satsang with Mooji
00:05:59Thanks.
00:06:15Hey, honey.
00:06:16I've just seen the car.
00:06:21And don't fall asleep fellas before your girl, cause they will ramsack your shit
00:06:28You ever fall asleep and wake up and realize you ain't got that phone in your pocket
00:06:33Be like, oh shit, my phone.
00:06:35Baby What room you in?
00:06:38this bitch got my phone baby what room in you see your mama where your mama where your mama
00:06:49baby they get that mother phone it is a wrap
00:06:56that's a real nightmare right there detroit you and the mother use a cold sleep and that's all
00:07:02you hear who the fuck is this you can't believe is happening you be like is this a dream you
00:07:12be
00:07:12looking with your eyes squinching and shit who is this nigga ain't no sun in here nigga looking like
00:07:18the sun in his eyes ain't no sun in here who is this i don't know all the bitch
00:07:31you walk around the house butt naked with some underwear on calling bitches
00:07:36yeah this is mike uh don't ever call me again bitch uh
00:07:41fuck you you know i mean you could be looking at this girl talking to you yeah bitch don't ever
00:07:46call me back again you know the bitch
00:07:56playing with you
00:08:01yeah this is mike uh don't ever call me back again you're fucking my family up bitch
00:08:07bye let me say bye at the end nigga you're trying to leave some hope ain't you
00:08:15changing the number in the morning
00:08:24yeah you know fucking women put the pressure on a nigga they want to feel your balls when
00:08:30you come in the house let me feel your nuts your nuts feel empty man how much did they wait
00:08:37before i left man i didn't say nothing when you had that bottle of vinegar next to the tub
00:08:45look all the old bitches know what that is snap that pussy back
00:08:54yeah i'ma tighten this pussy up on this nigga tonight
00:08:58two catfools of this vinegar
00:09:02snap that pussy back
00:09:07girl i'm looking in my cabinet i done ran out of that snap back
00:09:12come over i'll be right over there snap that pussy back
00:09:19all the young bitches still don't know what i'm talking about
00:09:22what's the vinegar shit he talking about
00:09:26they're going to the store right after this what house the vinegar on now
00:09:31you must want to snap that pussy back
00:09:41look at them they like that don't they fellas
00:09:44but they don't like when we make the pussy fart do they
00:09:49you're trying to be funny you're making my pussy fart
00:09:56nigga make a song like dougie fred
00:10:05get up you're making my pussy fart
00:10:10they think they done did their thing the air done got near they done lifted the legs up
00:10:14as soon as they lift them legs down
00:10:18i'm so sorry
00:10:21don't be sorry which hole did that air come out of
00:10:25because i smell steaming broccoli god damn it now get up
00:10:39i've seen a cream of wheat dust come out of there
00:10:46now fellas you gotta fuck these girls good because if you don't they ain't gonna give you no play
00:10:52you'll be like i wonder why she don't say nothing to me no more man
00:10:56you see her in the club what's up she'll be like hey
00:11:00sorry ass motherfucker
00:11:04two second ass bitch ass nigga
00:11:07wasted my time
00:11:12you gotta tear the pussy down
00:11:14if you don't fuck them good you know they gonna pull out that little
00:11:19look at them they love that shit
00:11:27motherfucker toy out of the equation
00:11:31you done throw the pussy down
00:11:33watch out
00:11:43then the batteries go down
00:11:47you'll be like yeah bitch
00:11:50you wanna play now
00:11:54she all in the kitchen butt naked on the tippy toes looking for batteries
00:11:58oh my god the feeling's going away i need some batteries
00:12:03all in the kitchen drawers oh my god there's a motherfucking battery
00:12:08they finally take the batteries out to mocha toe get the channel you're gonna watch
00:12:12put the motherfucking mocha toe down
00:12:17taking the batteries out of here
00:12:24they get mad we got a porno tape in the motherfucking house
00:12:28keep these bitches out of my house
00:12:33I don't know them bitches
00:12:36they live in san diego
00:12:41women love to catch a nigga jacking off
00:12:46that's why you gotta have that mocha toe right here on your lap
00:12:49so you can hit stop and put your dick under your shirt
00:12:51who is that
00:13:06that's how women walk in the door on your ass just like this
00:13:09what are you doing
00:13:15i'm gonna do it again
00:13:16that's how they come around the corner like this
00:13:18caught your ass didn't i
00:13:22smell funny in here
00:13:25well it's supposed to smell like my balls is out
00:13:29cherries
00:13:34ladies you gotta watch these men just cause a nigga got money don't mean he got his dick cut right
00:13:38when he was a baby
00:13:41a nigga pull his dick out and motherfucker get a turtleneck
00:13:46i think this brother got a turtleneck
00:13:54girl he got money but he got blanket lint on his dick
00:13:57what do i do
00:14:02what do i do
00:14:07i'm feeling good in the motherfucker we got a black president can't nobody tell me shit
00:14:15i feel like i can sell weed right in the middle of the street
00:14:21obama smoke weed look at that little walkie guy you see that little walkie
00:14:30i seen him almost fall one night
00:14:31i seen him almost fall one night
00:14:38so this nigga's a pimp right here
00:14:41lips purple he's smoking them great swiss and sweets
00:14:45look at his lips
00:14:50bush got all the money he's a rotten motherfucker that little bush
00:14:55oh he's somewhere right now with his shirt off eating chicken when he's counting his money
00:15:01oh i raked up pretty good
00:15:06he just look at you with that little smirk like that you know how bush look at you
00:15:11like you know i fucked you
00:15:16but what you gonna do about it
00:15:19nothing
00:15:25they tried to fuck obama's oath up you see when he had his hand up
00:15:29he had to stop and look at the man like i'll slap shit at you up here
00:15:34if you mess my shit up
00:15:40you try to read my oath with a noun later in your mouth
00:15:50you know obama's real
00:15:52he's getting them threatening calls too
00:15:55he got the same pressure of a nigga that got 30 kilos in the basin
00:16:03he's getting them
00:16:03i'll kill you nigga
00:16:07hello
00:16:09i'll kill you motherfucker
00:16:11i'll take you to shit
00:16:14jesse
00:16:23i know who it is michelle it's jesse jackson
00:16:26stop playing on my fucking phone
00:16:29no you can't come to the white house nigga
00:16:33you tried to call me a bitch on the mic one night
00:16:38they caught jesse's ass hating on him
00:16:41i'm gonna suck my dick nigga
00:16:44caught you didn't he jesse
00:16:49he's sitting up here at the inauguration crying like he's so happy
00:16:53looking like a drunk ass pecanese
00:16:55just
00:17:00man that show was supposed to be me keep up alive
00:17:06this is a rotten motherfucker man
00:17:08you got martin luther king shot man
00:17:12pow watch out king god damn it get out the way
00:17:16jesse day was after you i know who it was i know who it was
00:17:23i tried to fuck his wife let's get out of here let's get out of here let's go
00:17:36that fucking ben laden they still can't find him
00:17:40every chance he get he let him know
00:17:42soon as soon as obama won
00:17:44nigga call we won my nigga
00:17:48who is this
00:17:49it's the nigga you love to hate
00:17:53it's la de da de
00:17:56and we liked to party
00:18:07he said i'll type every chance he get
00:18:09this is my new video
00:18:12exclusive
00:18:14rap city the basement
00:18:17with my nigga big tigga
00:18:21who may my le he he he
00:18:24who may le le
00:18:26who may le le le
00:18:27who may le le
00:18:27who didn't be like money
00:18:30we getting me like money
00:18:32I'm the
00:18:33my
00:18:34my
00:18:35who didn't be like money
00:18:43this nigga all in bustle rhyme video
00:18:45Oh, my man.
00:18:50Boots from Whitman, butt naked with just his own man.
00:18:59Oh, man.
00:19:00It's crazy out here, man.
00:19:02White people, I feel sorry for y'all.
00:19:04Y'all kids will kill y'all.
00:19:08In a motherfucking minute.
00:19:10Timmy, you're grounded, and you're dead, mom, bitch.
00:19:14You're fucking out of here, man.
00:19:19That's how they always do their leg and their foot.
00:19:21You're fucking dead, mom.
00:19:24You're dead.
00:19:25Fucking dad is dead, man.
00:19:36Timmy, what's the problem?
00:19:38You're the fucking problem.
00:19:41You're the problem.
00:19:42Dad's the fucking problem.
00:19:45I told you I want my fucking skateboard out of the shop, bitch.
00:19:53Look at white people.
00:19:54I don't act like that.
00:19:56My son doesn't do that.
00:20:01You come home from school, little Timmy in the garage making a bomb.
00:20:04What are you doing, Timmy?
00:20:06Nothing, mom.
00:20:08Get out of here now.
00:20:15That's why you're fucking out of here.
00:20:24You ain't never heard of a little black kid killing their mama, have you?
00:20:28Because it will be a shootout in there, mother.
00:20:34You know, black mothers got instincts like they in Vietnam.
00:20:38What you doing in that room for a motherfucking long?
00:20:42You need to say something when you're in there.
00:20:53You know, black mothers love jumping on their daughters.
00:20:57Because them mamas and daughters always got that little rival thing after a while.
00:21:00You know, when the daughters start getting spunky with her mama, you tell her to do something.
00:21:05I'm going to do it, shit.
00:21:06What did you say?
00:21:08I'm trying to knock your head in between that wash and dry.
00:21:10Don't play talk to that motherfucking shit to me.
00:21:13You know, black mothers love to do that first jump on.
00:21:18Let's get an understanding around here, heifer.
00:21:24And then they call and tell everybody I had to knock she niggas motherfuckers.
00:21:27I tried to kick that bitch off behind the damn wash and dry.
00:21:34I guess because she got titties, she thinks she runnin' somethin' around here.
00:21:39I had to let her know, buy your own tampons!
00:21:50If you tell her you can buy your own tampons, don't say a motherfucking thing to me.
00:21:56Bitch, I want to borrow a tampon and talk crazy to back to her bitch.
00:22:01And then the next two days, I love you, baby.
00:22:05Want to go have lunch?
00:22:07If you done beat me all upside the fucking head and told everybody at the church...
00:22:16Black mamas will hit your ass anywhere.
00:22:18Church, parking lot, court, any motherfucking where.
00:22:25You ever get hit and you be lookin' to see who's seen it?
00:22:40Be a white man just lookin' at you like this?
00:22:45You better be careful, little buddy.
00:22:48You better shut the fuck up.
00:22:52He's pretty feisty, isn't he?
00:22:54Yeah, I'ma knock his motherfuckin' teeth out of the mouth.
00:23:03My mother tried to raise us Jehovah Witness.
00:23:05I was like, oh, hell no, not that.
00:23:08No fucking Christmas gifts?
00:23:11Fuck this shit.
00:23:14Keep tying notes to my shirt.
00:23:16He's not to participate in any activities.
00:23:19This note won't make it this year.
00:23:22I'm gettin' a fucking gift this year.
00:23:25Knockin' on people's doors.
00:23:27Do you know the truth?
00:23:29Get off my porch, bitch.
00:23:32Yep, the devil's in there.
00:23:33Let's get out of here, kids.
00:23:41Yeah, it's fucking crazy out here.
00:23:44I want to turn my life over to God, but it is hard as hell.
00:23:49Every time something happens to us, that's what we do.
00:23:51Oh, God, please don't do it to everybody.
00:23:53I'll tell you, this is it, man.
00:23:55I'm leaving these niggas alone, all these bitches.
00:23:57I'll tell you, this is it, man.
00:23:59I'm tired of this shit, man.
00:24:00I should have been, came to you.
00:24:04As soon as you feel good, nigga, back out.
00:24:06Fuck these bitches.
00:24:08No more these bitches.
00:24:11God be like, he's a lying motherfucker right there.
00:24:14Lying ass nigga.
00:24:15Don't you call me no more.
00:24:20These motherfucking churches are getting expensive.
00:24:24You think these preachers don't know it's a fucking recession?
00:24:28Every time they catch you, catching the Holy Ghost.
00:24:30We're going to take the plate one more time.
00:24:32Pass the plate one more time.
00:24:35I've seen an old lady snap out of the Holy Ghost.
00:24:38She's like, ah, oh, hell no.
00:24:41And they're just taking advantage of a motherfucker right there.
00:24:44That's the third time he didn't sit the plate around here.
00:24:49And that's it now.
00:24:53They got families that know how to time that motherfucking plate.
00:24:57You see the whole family get up.
00:24:59They know how to do it.
00:25:00You see the father get up first.
00:25:02We just start walking out.
00:25:07Kids be right behind them.
00:25:11Pass them, look at this shit right there.
00:25:13Look at that time.
00:25:18That's what you call stealing.
00:25:23Some of them pastors need to quit it, for real.
00:25:27Like them niggas will be on TV 4.30 in the morning.
00:25:30Be like, nigga, what the hell?
00:25:33You got to understand.
00:25:34You see the law.
00:25:41Let's turn to page 33, Corinthians 33, 45, and it'll tell you.
00:25:47You'll see the law.
00:25:50Nigga, it is a reason why you on the TV at 4 in the morning.
00:25:55You ain't shit.
00:26:00And I'm telling you, man, TV and the computer is some bullshit.
00:26:03That's all they got is bullshit on there.
00:26:06Judge Joe Brown, you ever watch him?
00:26:08You mean to tell me you had $25 and you turned around and gave the other lady $8 of the
00:26:15money?
00:26:16Sit down.
00:26:24What about Judge Mathis?
00:26:26He's a motherfucker, ain't he?
00:26:31That's Detroit's finest.
00:26:36He'll call you a crackhead in a minute.
00:26:39So that's what the lady said.
00:26:41I know what she said.
00:26:42Go ahead.
00:26:43Say it again.
00:26:44And she's a crackhead.
00:26:46Yeah, that's what I, I know a crackhead when I see what, go ahead, hi.
00:26:50And you gave her the $35.
00:26:52I know a crackhead.
00:26:53Yeah, I know your stuff.
00:26:56I went to school with people like you.
00:26:58You trying to pull a game on me.
00:27:03Gangs, I've been there.
00:27:10Don't you hate that guy on that college commercial, that Everest college commercial?
00:27:16Get up.
00:27:16Get up.
00:27:16Come on.
00:27:16What you doing?
00:27:17You ain't doing no with yourself.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19Look at you.
00:27:19You look like a bum just sitting there.
00:27:21You ain't doing nothing.
00:27:22Do something with yourself.
00:27:22Come on down to college.
00:27:24Man, you ugly as hell.
00:27:25Man, come on, man.
00:27:26Look at you.
00:27:26You ain't got no job.
00:27:27You ain't doing nothing with yourself.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:29Get a college degree.
00:27:30You be like, shut the fuck up, nigga.
00:27:32I'm doing nothing with myself.
00:27:35I'm going to kill that nigga down to Everest college, man.
00:27:41Ten minutes later, here come the bench.
00:27:43Come on.
00:27:44What you got in there, huh?
00:27:45You ain't doing nothing with yourself.
00:27:46Life's back time.
00:27:56What about first 48?
00:27:57You ever watch that?
00:28:01You got to read the Bible after you watch that shit.
00:28:05I'm straightening my life up after this episode.
00:28:08That was fucked up.
00:28:11I ain't bullshitting.
00:28:12It can happen.
00:28:14They need to call first 48 snitches.
00:28:19Because them are some ratatouille-ass niggas on that show.
00:28:24I haven't seen an episode yet where they didn't take it.
00:28:30I haven't seen an episode yet.
00:28:31Throwing the police right up.
00:28:32Put your hands up.
00:28:33Tony Clark.
00:28:34Police, wait a minute, nigga.
00:28:36Who is Tony Clark?
00:28:39I'll tell you who it is.
00:28:40Come on.
00:28:41Let's go downtown.
00:28:42I'm ready to get a soda in.
00:28:44I'm ready to drink a soda, baby.
00:28:45Let's do it.
00:28:47And you better get two 90-minute tapes
00:28:49because I got a whole lot of shit I want to talk to you about.
00:28:56That lady make everybody tell.
00:28:58What's her name?
00:28:59Miss Mason?
00:29:01You know how the show come on.
00:29:07In the first 48s.
00:29:12When they get the nigga in the room,
00:29:13she go right in there at him.
00:29:15Now, little cookie,
00:29:18you know that I know,
00:29:20that everybody in the hood know,
00:29:23who killed little Poo Poo Thursday night.
00:29:27This is how you know the nigga gonna tell when he go like this.
00:29:33Booyah, I think we got him.
00:29:37When they come back from a commercial,
00:29:39nigga didn't say something.
00:29:41You could tell because he got a cigarette.
00:29:43Nigga, relax.
00:29:45Yeah, I seen a little something, something, something.
00:29:51By the time the show was going off,
00:29:53this nigga got red lobster.
00:29:54I seen three murders.
00:29:55Give me that butter right there.
00:29:56Put that.
00:30:00Nigga, you done told for an ultimate feast.
00:30:10What I can't understand about a nigga telling,
00:30:13niggas still go to jail.
00:30:16You did all that telling,
00:30:17you still in here?
00:30:20Niggas in jail are the lyingest motherfuckers ever.
00:30:24Nigga be in jail lying like me,
00:30:26you know they took $100,000 from me, man.
00:30:29Kicked in the throat, took $100,000,
00:30:31took $50,000, man.
00:30:32Took everything.
00:30:34Be like, why you ain't got no money on your books?
00:30:39They took everything.
00:30:42I didn't even have $15 put on a nigga's books.
00:30:50Them niggas go to prison, man.
00:30:51They turned into everything.
00:30:53Straight up.
00:30:55I know a nigga didn't kill nine niggas.
00:30:57This nigga's in a Christmas play this year.
00:31:02This nigga hum-rum-pum-pum-pum.
00:31:05I said, do they know who they got in this play?
00:31:12This nigga is going to tie Santa everybody up.
00:31:16Hum-rum-pum-pum-pum.
00:31:22Niggas come home from prison,
00:31:23they want you to take them to the mall, don't they?
00:31:25Take them to the mall, baby.
00:31:27You know I just came home, man.
00:31:29Go on, get me right, baby.
00:31:32Take me to Northland, baby.
00:31:34Give me a sweater.
00:31:38Yeah, man, take that, man.
00:31:40They tell everybody, too,
00:31:41yeah, Tony got me two sweaters.
00:31:43I just got two sweaters.
00:31:45Tony gave me two sweaters.
00:31:47I got a pair of pants the other night.
00:31:56See the nigga a year later, man.
00:31:58You know I just came home, don't you?
00:32:01Nigga, you've been home for a while now.
00:32:05Good line, motherfucker.
00:32:08And if you've been selling dope for 20 years
00:32:10and you ain't got shit,
00:32:12it's probably time to get a job.
00:32:14I mean, straight up,
00:32:16you can make more money on a job
00:32:19than them little kibbles and bits.
00:32:21You've been throwing rocks at the penitentiary
00:32:23for 140 a week anyway.
00:32:26For 140 a week,
00:32:29you might as well go get a job.
00:32:31You in it for the lifestyle, not the paper.
00:32:35You're tricking bitches with a gold chain.
00:32:39Look at the sugar daddy right there.
00:32:41You can have whatever you like.
00:32:43Say that you can have whatever you like.
00:32:46Hey.
00:32:48Look at sugar daddy.
00:32:50Sugar daddy.
00:32:54If you don't sit your big B.B. King looking ass,
00:32:58if you can have whatever you like.
00:33:01Hey.
00:33:02Stacks on me,
00:33:04Patron on ice.
00:33:06Put it on down,
00:33:07but it just said
00:33:08that you can have whatever you like.
00:33:10That's right.
00:33:11Give it up for them, y'all.
00:33:12One more time.
00:33:13Sugar daddy.
00:33:16That's one of them old players
00:33:17be looking over his glasses
00:33:18in the club.
00:33:20Oh, there's some fine bitches
00:33:21in here tonight.
00:33:23Nigga had this many keys.
00:33:24God damn, it's a bad bitch.
00:33:26Why ain't a bad bitch in there?
00:33:27Look at the night.
00:33:29God damn, it's a bad bitch in there.
00:33:31Smitty, what ain't a bad bitch in there?
00:33:37Oh, look at that ass.
00:33:39Patin' a country boy's bad lunch.
00:33:40Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it.
00:33:41Look at it.
00:33:43I like the hell I got that pussy
00:33:44the other night.
00:33:46I like the hell I got that pussy.
00:33:50I like the hell I got it.
00:33:51I'm telling you.
00:33:54That's how them old men be talking.
00:33:56Look here, let me tell you something.
00:33:57I just got a whole new,
00:33:59I just got a whole new,
00:34:00look out there in the back of that trunk.
00:34:02Get out there.
00:34:02Get your soda out of there.
00:34:05Get your soda out of there.
00:34:10When them old men coming in the house,
00:34:11that's all you hear.
00:34:15God damn, what key is this?
00:34:16I don't know what got this.
00:34:22Then you hear him holler,
00:34:23Bobby!
00:34:26What goddamn key is this right here?
00:34:33There's some sugar daddies in here,
00:34:34because I've seen about nine vans outside.
00:34:39That's all them old players drive,
00:34:41is vans.
00:34:43Shit, I ain't buying no goddamn hotel ticket
00:34:44right in the back of that goddamn van.
00:34:48Yeah, sure did.
00:34:49Fucked up for $77.
00:34:53That niggas always say an odd number.
00:34:54Shit, give me some of that pussy
00:34:55for $38 a little night.
00:34:58Sure did.
00:35:03There's a lot of older ladies in here
00:35:05trying to give away some of that cougar pussy.
00:35:12You can have whatever you like.
00:35:18Come on, give me some of this cougar pussy, young boy.
00:35:27Shit, them older ladies buy you lawnmowers
00:35:30and hedge cutters and shit.
00:35:33Mama bought your hedge cutter, baby.
00:35:36You ain't doing no yard work, bitch.
00:35:37Let me use the car.
00:35:43I got a buddy under investigation right now.
00:35:45This nigga been taking food up
00:35:47into the nursing home.
00:35:48Feeding old women, getting they chicks.
00:35:55He riding around with the old women in they car.
00:35:58Old women got the same jogger suit he got on.
00:36:02Yeah, man, that's my girl in there.
00:36:04I said, nigga, that ain't your girl.
00:36:07Take that old lady home.
00:36:113 o'clock in the morning, she in the car asleep.
00:36:15This nigga eating chicken outside the car,
00:36:17a music playing.
00:36:21Old lady in the car knocked the fuck out
00:36:23with a jogger suit on.
00:36:25I said, man, take that old lady ass home.
00:36:29She about to get up anyway.
00:36:30It's about 4.30.
00:36:31She get up anyway this time.
00:36:38I said, this is a rotten motherfucker right here, nigga.
00:36:42You going to double hell with gasoline drawers on.
00:36:46You are fucked up.
00:36:48I said, do you fuck any of them?
00:36:50Yeah, every now and then I hit one of them.
00:36:53Every now and then I hit them and split them.
00:36:55You know what I mean?
00:36:55I can do a little something to them.
00:36:56Get on away from that.
00:36:58I said, you's a foul nigga.
00:37:00If I catch you near my grandma, I'm going to fuck you up.
00:37:06Some of them grandmas, though, they be hot in the pants.
00:37:10They be in there talking all nice to you and your friends.
00:37:13Soon as you walk out, they jump in your friend's face.
00:37:19Man, come and get your grandmother.
00:37:21What?
00:37:22Ain't did nothing.
00:37:22Ain't nobody done nothing.
00:37:31Yeah, some sugar daddies in here tonight.
00:37:33And I know there's some older ladies in here tonight.
00:37:36But I just want to let y'all know that times have really changed.
00:37:39You know times didn't change.
00:37:41How do we go from, oh, girl, I'd be in trouble if I left you now,
00:37:46to I was getting some hair.
00:37:48I was getting some hair.
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:57My grandmother is 80-something years old.
00:37:59She don't know what head mean, the word head.
00:38:02My little nephew was playing that song.
00:38:04She came in there and said, cut it off right now
00:38:06before I come in and get some hair out of all of you.
00:38:12And I mean, cut it off right goddamn now.
00:38:19I'll get your daddy a hair.
00:38:21Your daddy a hair.
00:38:21Your daddy a hair.
00:38:22I've been getting a hair around here for many years.
00:38:26Now, cut it off.
00:38:32They were laughing like a man.
00:38:36Every five minutes, they was running in the room playing.
00:38:38Grandma, what?
00:38:39You still going to give some hair like you said you was earlier today?
00:38:45You're damn right I'm going to give you a man like I said.
00:38:47Keep going coming in the ass.
00:38:48I'm going to give it to you right now.
00:38:51He was like, I got to pee.
00:38:52I can't do it right now.
00:38:57She didn't know what the fuck they was talking about.
00:39:01My auntie told her what they were talking about.
00:39:04They was in their sleep.
00:39:06She came in there.
00:39:08My fucking ass.
00:39:09I'm not sucking the dick early today.
00:39:17My grandmother's sitting on the toilet like this with a cigarette and just open her leg and thump the ashes
00:39:21out.
00:39:21Poof, poof, poof.
00:39:30Shoulders be up.
00:39:31Come here, get grandma some toilet paper.
00:39:32Poof, poof, poof.
00:39:37Sometimes she'd live her whole ass up.
00:39:39Poof, poof, poof.
00:39:48I look like Chris Brown as the new Ike Turner.
00:39:53You want to beat your boo.
00:39:56Every day, every night.
00:40:02We don't know what that Frankenstein head bitch did to him.
00:40:10There's two sides to the motherfucker's story.
00:40:14Shit, I'm down with the women.
00:40:16You know what I mean?
00:40:17But the new law is, whoever get the phone first, the other one's going to jail.
00:40:27Shit, niggas be calling now.
00:40:28Yeah, uh, my wife just hit me in the eye.
00:40:32Get down here now.
00:40:37They don't fuck around with that shit.
00:40:39They will give a nigga a basketball jersey number for that shit.
00:40:44One time my girl called the police and hung up.
00:40:47Them motherfuckers still came out.
00:40:52Unfortunately, somebody got to go down.
00:40:55It was like, for what?
00:40:58Well, taxpayers' dollars, you made us come out here.
00:41:02She looking at me, I'm looking at her.
00:41:10I went down there and got her, man.
00:41:12She was mad and a motherfuckin'.
00:41:14What?
00:41:15I had to work that night.
00:41:19She in the car like, yeah.
00:41:21I'm like, I know, I know how it is.
00:41:30I'm just bullshitting.
00:41:31I'm just playing.
00:41:32They all jokes, motherfuckers.
00:41:34Jokes.
00:41:35Y'all get sensitive as shit.
00:41:39Now I'm in the movies.
00:41:40Motherfuckers just want me to crack a joke all the goddamn time.
00:41:43I'll just be places, man.
00:41:45Say something funny.
00:41:46I'll be like, nigga, you say something funny.
00:41:51People just walk up and ask stupid-ass questions.
00:41:54You talk to Ice Cube every day.
00:42:01No, motherfucker.
00:42:06Stupid shit.
00:42:07And people love to call me Day-Day.
00:42:09How long am I going to be Day-Day?
00:42:13Forever?
00:42:15Ah, 15, 30, 35, 40, 35, 45, 47.
00:42:28I know the white.
00:42:29The white who?
00:42:30The white around your lips.
00:42:34And I'm flooded by top flight security of the world.
00:42:41Dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:42:46Yeah, it's crazy around here, man.
00:42:48I ain't bullshitting, man.
00:42:49I went to the strip club the other night, Nebraska.
00:42:56It was rough up in there.
00:42:58Smell my fingers.
00:42:59I ain't bullshitting.
00:43:00Come here, man.
00:43:01I cannot get this cat smell off my hand.
00:43:05I cannot get this cat smell off my hand.
00:43:10I cannot get this cat smell off my hand.
00:43:16I'm like, man, what the fuck?
00:43:19Our girl squirted some baby milk.
00:43:21I'm like, what the hell was that all about?
00:43:26I just had a son.
00:43:29I said, do you see him in here?
00:43:36Had a C-section scar that went across this way.
00:43:40I said, what you have, a baby or heart surgery?
00:43:42What the fuck kind of scar is that?
00:43:49I went and told the manager,
00:43:50it's a girl squirtin' goat milk over there in the fucking corner.
00:43:54I know who it is.
00:43:56Fuck you let her work for tonight?
00:44:02You know who it is.
00:44:06I love Detroit.
00:44:08Y'all niggas is gangsta out here.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:16I've been comin' to Detroit since 1989.
00:44:19I went to the job for it right there on Jefferson Street.
00:44:24My mama sent me up here to be electrician.
00:44:29I went back home with a finger wave.
00:44:31She's like, oh, hell no.
00:44:33You gettin' the fuck outta there.
00:44:36I had a briefcase and shit on.
00:44:41What the fuck kind of new shit is this?
00:44:46What's in the briefcase?
00:44:47Nothing.
00:44:52I love y'all niggas in Detroit.
00:44:54Shit.
00:44:57And nigga asks,
00:44:58and nigga asks why y'all here at the show during the recession.
00:45:03Cause y'all are some hustlin' sons of bitches.
00:45:10I don't know where you get your money, but you get it.
00:45:15And if you're poe, we won't never know it.
00:45:19Y'all keep y'all fronts all the way up.
00:45:23You'll stay down until you come up.
00:45:26And nigga won't never know what you got.
00:45:29Until he pull you to the side and say,
00:45:31man, I'm having hard times right now.
00:45:32Man, nigga, I'm having five or five.
00:45:37That's how one of them old players get some money from me.
00:45:40They just stare at you for a minute before they say something.
00:45:42As soon as they catch you out.
00:45:44I mean, I don't know what's wrong with you.
00:45:51He's like, oh, what this nigga want right here.
00:45:56Look, man, take this out, man.
00:45:58You know they took $3,500 from me over the other day
00:46:01over at Tony Earl.
00:46:04He's like, here this nigga go with one of those stories.
00:46:11You see that white man, Madoff, took all that money.
00:46:14You see that shit?
00:46:16Man, if that was a nigga, he'd be dead.
00:46:20Shit.
00:46:21You can't take $1,000 from a nigga without putting a hit on you.
00:46:26I'm for real.
00:46:27You borrow money from a white person, don't never give it back.
00:46:30This is it.
00:46:31This is the last $30.
00:46:35You borrow some money from a black person,
00:46:37they're going to threaten you before they give it to you.
00:46:40Let me tell you about my money, player.
00:46:47I worked too hard for my shit.
00:46:51You know what I mean?
00:46:54And I started not to give it to you.
00:46:58You're like, you know what?
00:47:00Fuck you and that $20, all right?
00:47:03About to fucking lecture me, nigga.
00:47:10They give you, the black people give you the money
00:47:12and tell everybody, huh?
00:47:15What you doing?
00:47:16I don't know, just get Carlos parted out.
00:47:18He is doing pretty bad this week, man.
00:47:22You know, I guess God will bless me for it.
00:47:24You know what I mean?
00:47:28And everybody got to do the right thing.
00:47:30You know what I mean?
00:47:30Try to look out for each other.
00:47:32You know what I'm saying?
00:47:32Shit.
00:47:33That's all we got is around here,
00:47:34this motherfuckers, each other.
00:47:35Shit.
00:47:36That's right.
00:47:37We ain't got none of the old folks no more.
00:47:39All these little young kids, they fucked up.
00:47:41They ain't got no directions.
00:47:44Shit.
00:47:45These little kids is on everything.
00:47:47Syrup, pills, Xanax, Oxycontin, painkillers,
00:47:51cigarette, weed, Hennessy, vodka.
00:47:58These little niggas is Martians around here.
00:48:02They go through 19 emotions.
00:48:05They'll be like, what's up, little Tony?
00:48:06I love you.
00:48:08I love you.
00:48:10I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:48:14I'm on everything.
00:48:22I'm a retarded.
00:48:23I've been in special aid all my life.
00:48:27They have surrounded me around retarded kids all my life for nothing.
00:48:32For real.
00:48:33They said, you retarded.
00:48:34My mother said, you was retarded when you was little,
00:48:37and you grew out of it.
00:48:39I said, no, I ain't no fucking girl out of it.
00:48:48I thought, stop telling people that shit.
00:48:52You was retarded and grew out of it.
00:48:56I don't fucking grew out of it.
00:48:58If I was retarded then, I'd be retarded now, right?
00:49:01Do I look retarded to any of y'all?
00:49:04Who said, yeah, fuck you, man?
00:49:08There's some retarded kids in here,
00:49:09because I've seen a van pull up outside.
00:49:12They're on a field trip, about six of them together.
00:49:18That's how retarded kids walk when they don't know where they're going.
00:49:26Tommy, over here.
00:49:36I went to school with a nigga named Junior.
00:49:39Nigga had a big old booty, wear corduroys every day.
00:49:43Corduroy's a convoy.
00:49:44You say, what's up, Junior?
00:49:46Get out of my face and leave me alone.
00:49:49Nigga tongue always hanging out.
00:49:50Leave me alone.
00:49:52Leave me alone.
00:49:57I walk in the bathroom,
00:49:59this nigga that pulled his pants all the way down,
00:50:01pissing like this, ass out.
00:50:04Belt buckle, underwear, everything down there.
00:50:07I said, man, unzip your shit.
00:50:10Lemon lock.
00:50:14One day, I'm in the motherfucking club.
00:50:16This motherfucker, this dude pull a hot dog out of his pocket.
00:50:19In the bun.
00:50:20Ketchup, mustard, everything.
00:50:22I said, did this motherfucker just pull a dressed hot dog out of his pocket?
00:50:27Let me alone.
00:50:33I stayed in special ed.
00:50:35And the bell will ring.
00:50:36Teacher, sit back down.
00:50:37I said, bitch, the bell just rang.
00:50:40Put your helmet on.
00:50:41I said, I'm not putting no motherfucking helmet on.
00:50:49I was in there with a nigga who had a hand like this,
00:50:51but the nigga sing R&B.
00:50:52Nigga, baby.
00:50:58And I really want to love you.
00:51:04I said, baby.
00:51:10And I really want to love you.
00:51:13A little hand beat swinging.
00:51:15You know, girl.
00:51:22Girl.
00:51:27That's how he wipes sweat off his head.
00:51:28Yeah, this next song is one of my favorites.
00:51:35Sometimes he gets sexy with it.
00:51:37Nigga, baby.
00:51:47That's how he look on his debut album like this.
00:51:52His new debut album.
00:51:56Where will I go now?
00:52:04Y'all think I'm going to hell for that?
00:52:07And you going with me, you was laughing, baby.
00:52:14That's how he be clapping his head.
00:52:15Come on, put that nub together.
00:52:16Come on.
00:52:23You know, ladies, when I look into your eyes.
00:52:32That's how he get a lot of women.
00:52:34He get to get the number, but it's back time.
00:52:36Put your nub in the box.
00:52:42Baby, you get in the pussy.
00:52:43You don't see nothing with that hand.
00:52:46What is that moving?
00:52:47Don't worry about it.
00:52:51Soon as my foot come, baby.
00:53:02There's a lot of big girls in here tonight.
00:53:04Where the big girls at?
00:53:08I'm going to start pointing y'all's asses out.
00:53:11You don't want to make it known.
00:53:13I'll see your honey bun smuggling ass up in here.
00:53:18I made a song for the big girls.
00:53:20Come on, y'all clap.
00:53:21We're going to do the song for the big girls.
00:53:22Come on now.
00:53:23Everybody got a big girl.
00:53:25You know what I mean?
00:53:26Some of y'all mamas is big girls.
00:53:28Some of y'all niggas is big girls too.
00:53:30Come on now.
00:53:33I like big girls.
00:53:34I cannot lie.
00:53:35If you need a man, baby, I'm that guy.
00:53:38Up in the club, VIP, big girls everywhere and they loving me.
00:53:43Yeah, I want a sandwich.
00:53:44I'll take two.
00:53:45Put it in the kitchen.
00:53:47They know what to do.
00:53:48Lots of chicken, biscuits.
00:53:50Put it in the oven.
00:53:51Kool-Aid, pizza.
00:53:52Damn, I love it.
00:53:54Big girl, big job, big salary.
00:53:56Big girls don't care about calories.
00:53:59Big girls don't care who's looking.
00:54:01All they want to know is damn who's looking.
00:54:04I might go stay down, Detroit.
00:54:15Big girl, big girl, big girl.
00:54:20Big girl, big girl.
00:54:25Big girl.
00:54:26Big girl, big girl.
00:54:26Big girl, big girl.
00:54:29Big girl, big girl.
00:54:33My boy, Mike F, reppin' the D, baby, two sold-out shows, fifth row, baby, I holler at you.
00:54:42Get at us, baby.
00:54:43What up, Mike F, welcome to Detroit, man.
00:54:46Hey, Mike, man, much love, man.
00:54:48You know y'all putters on the front street, but this is him from the Motor City.
00:54:52Hey, Mike F, coming to you live from Detroit.
00:54:55We love you.
00:54:56We love you, Mike.
00:54:57We love you, Mike.
00:55:04We love you, Mike.
00:55:11We love you, Mike.
00:55:13We love you.
00:55:14We love you, Mike.
00:55:15We love you.
00:55:17Hey, Mike, man, much love, man.
00:55:19You know y'all putters on the front street, but this is him from the Motor City, the original.
00:55:24You know what I mean?
00:55:25And this is the way we do it, just like this.
00:55:26Give a spin around, let them know how you have it.
00:55:29Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
00:55:33I'm here to see Mike F with his fine ass.
00:55:36Mike, 35, 45, 55.
00:55:39All day long, baby.
00:55:40That's what's up.
00:55:41313 all day, baby.
00:55:43That's what's up.
00:55:43313 all day, baby.
00:55:56So let's go in, have a good time, party.
00:55:59I love it.
00:56:00You sexy like us.
00:56:02I think he's motherfucking food.
00:56:06As you can see, the people are rolling in.
00:56:09I'm your Rolling Scoop news reporter, G Thing.
00:56:11Live in front of the Fox Theater in Detroit.
00:56:15It's nice.
00:56:15The people are piling in.
00:56:17No more tickets left.
00:56:19Mike ain't playing.
00:56:20It's going down.
00:56:22Hey, look at that.
00:56:22My man.
00:56:23It's the building, you know what I'm saying?
00:56:24My boy Mike F, you know what I'm saying?
00:56:27We're trying to get down here.
00:56:29We're trying to do it, you know what I'm saying?
00:56:30Detroit style.
00:56:31You want love?
00:56:32Come on back, Mike, you know what I'm saying?
00:56:34You heard that.
00:56:35We're trying to keep it clean down here, baby.
00:56:42Hey, baby.
00:56:43I'm trying to find a fox.
00:56:44I'm trying to grab a horse.
00:56:46We have no idea.
00:56:47We have to grab a horse.
00:56:48How do I get to the hood?
00:56:57This is just a real little wank.
00:57:11You're gonna be like your whole movie for you.
00:57:18All right.
00:57:20I know I get to the fox theater.
00:57:22You walking?
00:57:23You walking where you're walking?
00:57:24You walking where you're walking.
00:57:24Me and Ben Lance come.
00:57:25That's walking to the fox.
00:57:27What?
00:57:28There you go.
00:57:30Look at Marvin Gaye right there.
00:57:31That's where you're my leg in,
00:57:33cause you have no...
00:57:34Marvin Gaye right here.
00:57:35This is Marvin Gaye right there.
00:57:37Motel.
00:57:38Motel.
00:57:38There's a damn number of winners up in here.
00:57:41That's right, winners.
00:57:42Let's do it, man.
00:57:46No, no, don't put it.
00:57:47No, no, Mike.
00:57:47Yeah, that's dissension.
00:57:48No, no.
00:57:50Oh, man.
00:57:52Bam.
00:57:54That look like some liquid drain, though.
00:57:57You're going to have to wipe on my mother.
00:57:58Do some of your Motown.
00:58:00You got to do some Motown.
00:58:01Do some Motown.
00:58:02My girl.
00:58:04My girl.
00:58:09All right, now, Mike, can I get contact?
00:58:11Oh, Mike, Mike.
00:58:14Come on up.
00:58:15Only in the Motown.
00:58:16In the Motown.
00:58:17All right.
00:58:18How y'all get to the Fox Theater?
00:58:2245 Motown.
00:58:23Aw, man.
00:58:25Is that your place?
00:58:26No, this is.
00:58:27This is, that's your place.
00:58:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:29Well, at least it is till next month.
00:58:33I don't pay the bill.
00:58:34They real quick about that.
00:58:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:35Don't get behind right here.
00:58:37All right.
00:58:37Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:58:39That's the Kodak moment.
00:58:40All right.
00:58:41There you go.
00:58:41Come on up.
00:58:42I told you what I'm trying to do.
00:58:45The camera don't work.
00:58:46You going to wear glasses and boots on?
00:58:47It's fine.
00:58:51You got a Metro PC.
00:58:53Oh, OK.
00:58:57What time did you use to take that mustache off?
00:59:00I did.
00:59:00I just had two dogs for three minutes.
00:59:02OK, man, if you need a second.
00:59:04Boxing history right here with Mabel.
00:59:06I've got Tommy Hearns over there,
00:59:07that's a crew right there.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09He was a straight boxer and a monster.
00:59:13I'll be trying to hide him, brother.
00:59:16Yeah, you know.
00:59:17Let me see if you got them, man.
00:59:18Let me see if you got them right here.
00:59:18Let me see if I'm on to him.
00:59:19Let me see if you got that.
00:59:21You got that.
00:59:22All right.
00:59:22Yeah, there we go.
00:59:23Hey, there.
00:59:23Look at them.
00:59:25Ooh!
00:59:26Ooh!
00:59:28Oh, my god!
00:59:29I'm a foreigner far, ma'am.
00:59:31I'm a foreigner.
00:59:32Friday, you know.
00:59:33Can you tell me how to get to the party?
00:59:35Sure.
00:59:36I can take you there if you wish.
00:59:37What?
00:59:40He and baby, let's do it.
00:59:41Let's ride it.
00:59:42Yeah!
00:59:49This right here is what you call a real pimp getting his money
00:59:55on the phone, cussing a whole hour.
00:59:57Here he comes.
01:00:03Hey, you got to go in there and get you one of them Browns.
01:00:06They don't know you, man.
01:00:07Mike Elks, man.
01:00:09Baby!
01:00:10Oh, they got me on the team.
01:00:12Oh, no, no.
01:00:13Mike Elks right here.
01:00:15What's happening right now?
01:00:16What's happening?
01:00:17What's in the city?
01:00:18It's a real Detroit player right here.
01:00:19That's right.
01:00:20That's how we do it.
01:00:22He laced up.
01:00:23You can't go in there and get him a dive.
01:00:24You know what I'm saying?
01:00:25Let him know what they doing tonight.
01:00:27But this is what you call a real Detroit player right here.
01:00:29Well, we just do it right.
01:00:30That's all.
01:00:31That's all right.
01:00:32That's all right.
01:00:34That's all right.
01:00:35You got a little young daddy here.
01:00:38You can't do that shit, girl.
01:00:39You can't get in love with him.
01:00:41You know what I'm saying?
01:00:42What's up?
01:00:43What's up?
01:00:43I just want them browns.
01:00:45I'm coming to you, Captain.
01:00:46We'll see you, Captain.
01:00:47I'm coming to you, Captain.
01:00:48I'm coming to you, Captain.
01:00:50I'm coming to you, man.
01:00:50Say it again, man.
01:00:51How do you treat your red?
01:00:52Like the red-haired stuffed child with the blue.
01:00:58Why knew I was going to get your own slick line out of here, boy?
01:01:02Make your smart.
01:01:05All I wanted was the money, all you wanted was the money, where's the box?
01:01:15You like the picture, sir?
01:01:19Just watched, uh, watch go kinky.
01:01:22Yeah, it's on demand right now.
01:01:25Oh, I might have food kinky.
01:01:28Bait.
01:01:28Bait?
01:01:29That was on TV?
01:01:30I might have a check in the mail.
01:01:32I might have a check in the next Tuesdays.
01:01:39You got me humping.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:47Live in Detroit, baby.
01:01:50All right, buddy.
01:01:51All right.
01:01:52Mike, good to have you in the city, man.
01:01:56Next time you come, I'll give you my number, man.
01:01:58I'll show you a nice time.
01:01:59Oh, man.
01:02:01I understand.
01:02:02I understand.
01:02:02I understand.
01:02:03I understand.
01:02:04I understand.
01:02:05I understand, man.
01:02:07You know what I mean?
01:02:08That's right.
01:02:09You know what I said?
01:02:10We in Henry?
01:02:11That's right.
01:02:12You feel me?
01:02:16You know what I mean?
01:02:24How do we get to the Fox Theater from here?
01:02:27I don't need me downtown.
01:02:28What a good day.
01:02:29I don't need me downtown.
01:02:31I'm sitting right here.
01:02:32I like how he talks.
01:02:33I like how he talks.
01:02:35I don't need me downtown.
01:02:37Tell him.
01:02:38I don't need me downtown.
01:02:39I say it at the hood.
01:02:40I don't need me downtown.
01:02:41What hood you from?
01:02:42I don't need me.
01:02:43Bo-1.
01:02:43Bo-1, baby.
01:02:44I know.
01:02:47You already know.
01:02:49Doesn't he look like Fredo from the Godfather?
01:02:51I'll have to rent it again.
01:02:53One, two, or three?
01:02:54One, two, and three.
01:02:55One, two, and three.
01:02:56Have a good one.
01:02:57Take care.
01:02:58I got to see how fast you can catch me if I try to run right now.
01:03:02All right, let's go.
01:03:03Just one time.
01:03:04You ready?
01:03:06No, no, no.
01:03:07Come on, man.
01:03:08No good, man.
01:03:10You got to try to snatch me, man.
01:03:12Come on.
01:03:13I was going to try to hit you.
01:03:15That ain't playing fair.
01:03:17How do you get the Fox Theater from here?
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:19You're going to go up here to Washington.
01:03:22At Adams and Woodward.
01:03:23Uh-huh.
01:03:23And at Woodward, you'll see the Fox Theater from here.
01:03:26Are you doing a show tonight?
01:03:27Yeah, I'm doing a show tonight.
01:03:29So welcome to the show.
01:03:29Were you able to see them with some green eyes?
01:03:37All right.
01:03:40Yeah.
01:03:40Would you?
01:03:41Yeah, I'm going to have you.
01:03:42I don't want to get Doc Henry on TV.
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:58I was not jumping up and down, just a camera.
01:04:01Thank you very much.
01:04:02I appreciate it.
01:04:03Nice to meet you, too.
01:04:05I don't remember very many people.
01:04:06What's going on, big baby?
01:04:09Nice to meet y'all.
01:04:10Thanks for having us in front of your shit.
01:04:13Hey, baby.
01:04:14Hey, baby girl.
01:04:16All right.
01:04:16You got to see the bear.
01:04:17You sweet.
01:04:18Thank you, man.
01:04:19How you doing?
01:04:20Hold on.
01:04:22Does this store have anything to do with prostitution?
01:04:26Anything.
01:04:27I mean, any parts of prostitution.
01:04:29Just be honest.
01:04:31It might have been back in the day before we got here.
01:04:34Back in the day.
01:04:35Back in the day.
01:04:36Before y'all got here.
01:04:37Before y'all got here.
01:04:38They've only been here since about 1980.
01:04:42Okay.
01:04:42They ain't been here a long time.
01:04:43So, I'm pretty sure that you can admit to me that this store had something to do with
01:04:51somebody getting slapped.
01:04:54Yeah.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:55I'm pretty sure it is.
01:04:56I can agree with that.
01:04:57You will get the shit slapped out of you wearing by somebody wearing this right here.
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:04You will get the taste slapped out of your mouth by somebody.
01:05:08If somebody jump out the car on you with this on, you better have their fucking money.
01:05:17Yeah, this is pimp a pimp.
01:05:24So, the motor players turn their back on you when they open their fucking mouth up.
01:05:29You all know what I'm just messing with you.
01:05:31You all know what I'm just messing with you.
01:05:32You all know what I'm just messing with you.
01:05:32No, you all right?
01:05:34I came here looking for you, but they said you was lazy as usual.
01:05:41But we love you too.
01:05:43I love you too, man.
01:05:44Kicking real, kicking wrong, right down to me.
01:05:46Thank you, man.
01:05:47Just with me like, ah!
01:05:49This is my dog.
01:05:50That's my dog, baby.
01:05:52We've been known him for like 30 years.
01:05:54Almost 30 years?
01:05:55Y'all only look like y'all 30 years old.
01:05:58They've been knowing each other for 30 years.
01:06:01Yeah, see?
01:06:02No, we're not looking dirty.
01:06:03We just share a bottle.
01:06:05Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:06We're the barbershop, okay?
01:06:08That's where the real conversation goes.
01:06:10That's where the real run.
01:06:11And we don't lie about it.
01:06:13You're going to get to really hear about the economy and if Obama going to get that
01:06:17paper in there, ain't you?
01:06:19You hear about your lies, cries, and alibis.
01:06:21And it's the barbershop, baby.
01:06:23That's the barbershop.
01:06:24Love to you, brother.
01:06:25Get on.
01:06:26All right, Mike.
01:06:27Take care.
01:06:28All right, y'all.
01:06:28Little Jay-Z, what's up?
01:06:32Oh, there's another one.
01:06:35All right, y'all have a good night now.
01:06:37Take care of your mama.
01:06:39The new male, T.C.
01:06:43I heard you the new male.
01:06:44No, no, no, no, no.
01:06:46Nick Ross, what's up, baby?
01:06:50What y'all doing?
01:06:51What y'all doing?
01:06:52What y'all doing?
01:06:53What y'all doing?
01:06:54What y'all doing?
01:06:56What y'all doing?
01:06:57Damn, this is real, truly.
01:06:59Damn.
01:07:01Damn.
01:07:01That was trash.
01:07:03I'm going to talk to you again soon, little dog.
01:07:06I'm going to give you some fucking face.
01:07:09Damn.
01:07:10You're going to be fresh at Chuck E. Cheese this weekend.
01:07:12You're going to steal the show, brother.
01:07:14All the little kids are going to be like,
01:07:16Ooh, look at this face.
01:07:17Look at this face.
01:07:18Look at this face.
01:07:19Look at this face.
01:07:20Look at this face.
01:07:21Got Mike Epps up here right now.
01:07:23He roasting people.
01:07:25I ain't bullying.
01:07:26He roasting.
01:07:27And I got on my uniform, yeah.
01:07:30Live coming to you from the Motor City, downtown Detroit.
01:07:33Me and my homie sit back here chilling.
01:07:36That's right.
01:07:37On our way to the Fox Theater.
01:07:39That's right.
01:07:40It's Mike Epps in Detroit.
01:07:43Let's say it together.
01:07:44Bitch.
01:07:45Bitch.
01:07:52Hey, man.
01:07:53I'm trying to find the Fox.
01:07:55Where can I find it at, baby?
01:07:56Oh, it's right down there.
01:07:57It is, but my girl's going around.
01:07:59What is your man doing?
01:07:59Oh, OK.
01:08:00Come on.
01:08:00Let's do it.
01:08:03Hey, man.
01:08:04I got a big show at the Fox tonight, man.
01:08:05It's going down.
01:08:06Come on.
01:08:21This is that shit right here, though.
01:08:27Fox Theater.
01:08:30I remember my first time playing here.
01:08:32I was so fucking excited.
01:08:34I didn't know what to do.
01:08:35I'm excited now because I'm shooting my special here.
01:08:41Damn.
01:08:42I can't wait to do this show.
01:08:43I'm at the fabulous Fox Theater, the historical Fox Theater.
01:08:49You know, where Elvis Presley played, Stevie Wonder, Rolling Stones, Bobby Blue Bland,
01:08:56B.B. King, and your man Mike Epps, baby.
01:08:59Way at the famous Fox.
01:09:01We're at the famous Fox.
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