Barry Brewer - Chicago Im Home (19) - video Dailymotion

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Taped in front of two sold out crowds at the Studebaker Theater in his hometown of Chicago; this stand up comedy special is the culmination of Barry's real life experiences interwoven with over fifteen years as a stand up comic. #comedy #standupcomedy #standup

Transcript

00:00:00I was just a kid from the south side

00:00:28This is where it all started for me

00:00:30Now I'm downtown doing my first stand-up comedy special

00:00:35Chicago, I'm home

00:00:39Chicago, I'm home

00:00:58Chicago, I'm home

00:01:14Chicago!

00:01:17What's up Chicago!

00:01:19Chicago!

00:01:27Chicago, we so, we so stuck up.

00:01:28Some of y'all sitting there like.

00:01:43She ain't nobody.

00:01:48My man right here was sitting there.

00:01:52They gave me free tickets.

00:01:53So I just came through to see what we're doing.

00:01:56They said it was going to be cool.

00:01:57I'm going to see what he be like.

00:01:58I don't know about this jacket though.

00:01:59I'm going to see who he think he is.

00:02:02Eddie Murphy?

00:02:07You know black people, you got to press them.

00:02:11If they don't know you, you ain't nobody.

00:02:15You can light yourself on fire.

00:02:17They be like, he done burned up all the way.

00:02:18He was all right.

00:02:19He was all right though.

00:02:26What's up man?

00:02:27I'm glad to be home man.

00:02:28I mean, I'm back home man.

00:02:30I'm so glad to be home.

00:02:32Thank y'all so much for coming man.

00:02:33Good to see y'all.

00:02:34Some people up there.

00:02:35I thought we, I grew up in Chicago man and back in the day they used to speak, they used

00:02:41to say hi.

00:02:42What happened?

00:02:43I come back home and just, you know, people look at you strange, you say hi, they act

00:02:47like you asked them a math problem.

00:02:49People be like hi.

00:02:51They be like uh.

00:02:56Like you ain't got to carry no one, it's just hi.

00:02:58It's real easy.

00:02:59It's just hi.

00:03:02It's changing, nobody speaking, everybody mean.

00:03:05Man, okay.

00:03:06Almost got in a fight with this one young dude.

00:03:08I was like, what up?

00:03:08You know, that's another way of saying it.

00:03:09I was like, what up?

00:03:10He's like, what up homie.

00:03:11I was like, no no.

00:03:11He's like, what up?

00:03:12No bro, like how you doing?

00:03:13What up?

00:03:14Like people know that door.

00:03:15How you doing?

00:03:16He's like, why you wanting to know how I'm doing?

00:03:16I was like, I don't even know.

00:03:18I'm being nosy, that's my fault.

00:03:19I'm going to let them know not to ask you how you,

00:03:21don't ask him how he doing.

00:03:22Don't say nothing to him.

00:03:24Don't say nothing to him.

00:03:26I asked somebody for directions.

00:03:27They're like, what do I look like, man?

00:03:30I was so confused.

00:03:36You the bus driver, sir.

00:03:37I thought I could,

00:03:38I thought I could ask you a question.

00:03:42He's like, you staying on or you getting off?

00:03:43I was like, I'm going to stay on because I paid my money.

00:03:46I don't know where I'm getting off at

00:03:46because you won't talk to me, sir.

00:03:48Keep yelling.

00:03:53I don't know.

00:03:53I don't really know what to say after that.

00:03:58Grew up on the South Side, man.

00:03:59I tell people about Chicago, yeah.

00:04:01I'm from Englewood.

00:04:03What up, Isaac?

00:04:04What up, boys?

00:04:05I grew up in Englewood.

00:04:07Yeah.

00:04:08Yeah, y'all yelling like that's a nice place.

00:04:12Yeah.

00:04:16I made it out.

00:04:18I'm coming back home, man.

00:04:24I had to come back home.

00:04:25I didn't know growing up, man, we was poor.

00:04:28You know, because when you tell people you're from Chicago

00:04:29or out of town, they'd be like,

00:04:30oh, I like downtown.

00:04:31It's so beautiful.

00:04:33Like, no, I'm not from that part.

00:04:37No, no, it's like south of downtown.

00:04:39Oh, where the, where the, where the, where the socks and the cups?

00:04:43No, that's the other way.

00:04:44No, that's, that's like when they got real nice houses and stuff

00:04:48and people got communities and neighbors and stuff.

00:04:50Because I didn't know how poor I was growing up, man.

00:04:56Because everybody else was poor.

00:04:57So you just, you know, you thought that's what's normal.

00:05:00You know, I didn't know I was poor.

00:05:01I went on my, my white friend, Nicholas' house.

00:05:03Got a little older.

00:05:05And we was eating a hot dog

00:05:06and his mama brung out the ketchup and mustard.

00:05:08I didn't know ketchup came in real containers

00:05:10because all we had was the packets.

00:05:13So I thought it only exclusively came in the store.

00:05:15See what I'm saying?

00:05:17So I'm like, what's this?

00:05:17It's like this ketchup and mustard.

00:05:18I'm like, man, they come in real jars like this?

00:05:21I'm like, y'all ain't got the, the, the packets?

00:05:23We got a drum full of packets.

00:05:24Churches, Popeyes, Wendy's.

00:05:27You take your pick.

00:05:29Which, which ketchup I want to eat today?

00:05:31Let me see which, which ketchup I want to eat today?

00:05:34Let me see.

00:05:36Go on, give me that Wendy's ketchup, man.

00:05:37Go on, pick it on there.

00:05:39I like that.

00:05:42Give me that Wendy's ketchup.

00:05:46And I saw two, I was like, what's these two machines?

00:05:48They look like, like, they be at the,

00:05:49he's like, that's a washer and dryer.

00:05:51I'm like, y'all got the laundromat at your house?

00:05:55Like, y'all rich, you got the laundromat here?

00:05:57That's why I was younger, man.

00:06:00We used to go to the laundromat like that, man.

00:06:02My mom used to wash our clothes in the tub.

00:06:04In the tub, nobody know about that.

00:06:06She'd be like, that's some good bleach water.

00:06:07Don't let it go to waste.

00:06:08Y'all going to jump in there.

00:06:10Don't jump in there.

00:06:11That's some good bleach water.

00:06:12Go on, jump in there.

00:06:14Like, we itching.

00:06:14That's because you nasty.

00:06:15You need to take more baths.

00:06:17Shut up.

00:06:19No, it's the bleach.

00:06:20No, it's you.

00:06:21You need to take more baths.

00:06:22You nasty.

00:06:23Get in there real quick.

00:06:24Hurry up, real quick.

00:06:25Tell my mom to talk.

00:06:26Shut up real quick.

00:06:27All right, today I'm not playing with you.

00:06:28Look at you.

00:06:29Not playing with you.

00:06:31All right, today.

00:06:33Come on, be on respect too.

00:06:35Big in the house on respect, man.

00:06:36You know, respect was such a big deal.

00:06:39She was.

00:06:40Even today, I respect my elders because of what my mom is doing with me.

00:06:45I'm a grown man, and I would never disrespect my elders just because I feel like my mama would jump out the sky.

00:06:51What you say?

00:06:52I'm talking.

00:06:52You what?

00:06:53Listening.

00:06:53Exactly.

00:06:54Get it together.

00:06:54That's what my mama always used to tell me and my little brothers.

00:06:57We used to have to say, I'm talking.

00:06:58You what?

00:06:58We'd be like, listening.

00:06:59All right.

00:06:59Get it together real quick.

00:07:01Not playing with you.

00:07:03All right.

00:07:04Today.

00:07:04Not playing with you.

00:07:05Look at you.

00:07:06I don't care.

00:07:06Bleeding.

00:07:07Take a nap.

00:07:07I'm going to die.

00:07:13That's when you know my mama's serious.

00:07:14She started shaking her head.

00:07:15Listen, don't go up.

00:07:16But shut up.

00:07:17Real quick.

00:07:17Go ahead.

00:07:19Mama's big on respect, man.

00:07:20My mama used to drink.

00:07:22You know, she don't drink no more.

00:07:23Thank God for that.

00:07:23She'll stop drinking, man.

00:07:26Yeah.

00:07:28Discipline was big in our house, man.

00:07:31I got whoop-ins.

00:07:31Like, anybody got whoop-ins?

00:07:32By a round of applause, y'all got whoop-ins?

00:07:33Three people.

00:07:36Some of y'all not clapping.

00:07:37Y'all didn't come to clap?

00:07:37This is what's going on.

00:07:39Ma'am, your hands on your face.

00:07:41You ain't coming to participate?

00:07:42This is TV.

00:07:43I need you to put your-

00:07:43You with your hands on the face.

00:07:45Put your hands together.

00:07:46You see the cameras?

00:07:47What you think this is?

00:07:48You think we can't see you?

00:07:51She up there.

00:07:56Take off this coat.

00:07:57Because y'all think I'm playing.

00:07:58They don't think this is TV.

00:07:59Forget the cameras.

00:08:00I'm going to talk about y'all.

00:08:01Not all y'all, just her.

00:08:08Are you tired?

00:08:11You should have took a nap.

00:08:12Did they tell you what's going on?

00:08:19My mama used to give me whoop-ins, though, man.

00:08:21Beat-ins?

00:08:21Anybody got beat-ins?

00:08:22That's a different level.

00:08:23Maybe y'all still didn't clap.

00:08:25Beat-ins?

00:08:25Okay.

00:08:26I got, like, attempted murders.

00:08:29You ever got some of those?

00:08:29Anybody else?

00:08:31You almost didn't make it out.

00:08:34My mama used to throw skillets like frisbee.

00:08:36She didn't care.

00:08:37Your mama just can't get to it.

00:08:39One time she was cooking some eggs.

00:08:40She just threw them at me.

00:08:41That's why I knew she didn't care about my life.

00:08:42You ever-

00:08:43I had good reflexes.

00:08:44That's why I'm here to tell you this story today.

00:08:46I used to hate when she'd get more upset.

00:08:50You'd have made me waste my ass.

00:08:52Now, you eat them.

00:08:53I ain't wasting my ass.

00:08:53Eat them.

00:08:54I'm eating hot eggs off the ground.

00:08:55I had nothing.

00:08:58I had to eat them.

00:08:59This is hot, nasty.

00:09:02And the worst thing was going to get the belt.

00:09:09My mama was always sending me to go get the belt.

00:09:11And I don't know about you.

00:09:12My mama whooped for real.

00:09:13So, going to get the belt was just torture.

00:09:15Just torture because you got to think about what's about to happen.

00:09:18You know, my mama said, I get you from the old and the new.

00:09:20So, you know, it's been building up.

00:09:21So, you know, she don't just whoop you right away.

00:09:23She let it build up.

00:09:25And I used to hate going to get the belt.

00:09:26I get real emotional thinking I can get out of it.

00:09:28She said, no, no, it's time.

00:09:29Now, go get the belt.

00:09:30Wait, what?

00:09:30Now, go get the belt.

00:09:31I can't find the belt.

00:09:32I don't know where it is.

00:09:34Yeah, go get the belt.

00:09:35I looked everywhere.

00:09:37I don't know where it is, man.

00:09:39No, wait.

00:09:39I looked early, man.

00:09:41I was looking.

00:09:42Where you at, Bill?

00:09:43Where you at?

00:09:45I don't know where it is.

00:09:47She said, Barry, go get the belt.

00:09:48Mama, okay?

00:09:49I don't know where it is.

00:09:50I looked thoroughly.

00:09:51Remember, you say looked thoroughly.

00:09:52I looked thoroughly.

00:09:56She's like, you can't find the belt.

00:09:57I was like, no.

00:09:58She's like, it's okay.

00:09:59Go get the skillet.

00:09:59Wait, hold on.

00:10:00I forgot I had put it on early.

00:10:02Wait, hold on a minute.

00:10:04Yo, trying to get it.

00:10:04Okay, wait.

00:10:05Wait, okay.

00:10:06Wait a minute.

00:10:06Okay, mama, hold on a second.

00:10:07I think I suffer.

00:10:09Okay, mama, hold on.

00:10:10I can't breathe.

00:10:11I can't breathe.

00:10:11Hold on.

00:10:12I can't breathe, mama.

00:10:13She's like, you're from under the bed.

00:10:22I don't even know how I got under here.

00:10:27Come from under the bed.

00:10:28Okay, can I tell you something first?

00:10:31Huh?

00:10:32Wait, okay.

00:10:34Barry, come from under the bed.

00:10:34Okay, wait, hold on a minute.

00:10:36Can I say something?

00:10:37Are you coming?

00:10:39I'm sorry, wait.

00:10:48Oh, you're going to put your hand out your face now.

00:10:55Yeah, okay.

00:10:58All right.

00:11:00I lost weight doing that joke.

00:11:02Like, kids ain't getting whoopings no more, man.

00:11:07Are y'all noticing this?

00:11:09Like, I was in public.

00:11:10I was at this store the other day.

00:11:13Let me catch my breath.

00:11:17Give me a few seconds.

00:11:21I've been working out, but it ain't been working for me.

00:11:23I got to go hard.

00:11:27I got to do a little more.

00:11:28Do a little more.

00:11:30I was at this clothing store, you know, looking for something.

00:11:32I guess a mom and her son was shopping, and he was just picking out his own clothes.

00:11:36You know, she's just standing.

00:11:37First of all, that looked weird to me, because I'm like, I know she paying for it.

00:11:40Why he just, he just enjoying himself.

00:11:43And I guess she saw a shirt she must thought would look nice on him.

00:11:46She's like, what you think about this?

00:11:47He's like, shut up, mom.

00:11:48I told you just to stand there until I'm finished.

00:11:50And I don't know about you, but I felt like, you ever see the kid disrespecting?

00:11:54You get offended like they talking to you?

00:11:55I was looking at the mom like, knock him out.

00:11:57Go ahead, please.

00:11:59Knock him out.

00:11:59Please knock him out.

00:12:01Knock him out.

00:12:02She's looking at me.

00:12:02I'm like, tag me in.

00:12:03Don't even worry about it.

00:12:04Don't even worry about it.

00:12:05Shut up.

00:12:07Shut up.

00:12:08You don't tell her to shut up.

00:12:09You crazy.

00:12:10You shut up.

00:12:12You the mommy, though.

00:12:13You got a life to put him in place.

00:12:16Now you get up in front of this whole store and you apologize.

00:12:19Get up.

00:12:20You the mama.

00:12:20You don't let him talk to you like that.

00:12:23You the mama.

00:12:24And you get up and you apologize to your mama, boy.

00:12:27Get up.

00:12:38Come on.

00:12:38You can get up.

00:12:39Get on up now.

00:12:43Come on.

00:12:43You good.

00:12:44Get on.

00:12:47Come on.

00:12:48You stronger than that.

00:12:48Get on up now.

00:12:49You okay?

00:12:51Come on.

00:12:53Come on.

00:12:54Wake up.

00:12:59I'm going to let him rest a little bit.

00:13:01Let him rest a little bit.

00:13:02How was the rest of your day, though?

00:13:05The rest of your day was doing good?

00:13:07Cool.

00:13:09See, you bought yourself.

00:13:10You're doing a good job, though.

00:13:11You know, you get what I was trying to show.

00:13:12You just want to put a little fear in him.

00:13:14Just a little something.

00:13:15Kind of like I did it, but a little less.

00:13:17A little less.

00:13:19I really went in.

00:13:20That's my bad.

00:13:20That's me.

00:13:22Cool.

00:13:23Mm-hmm.

00:13:25I'm going to get up out of here.

00:13:26I got some other shopping to do.

00:13:30No, don't call the police.

00:13:31I don't do well with them, please.

00:13:33No, tag me out.

00:13:34Tag me out.

00:13:34I don't want to do it no more.

00:13:35Please.

00:13:35I was raised on Southside, like I was saying, man.

00:13:50I didn't know it wasn't normal to be raised with crackheads next door.

00:13:56And just so other cultures know, like, black people call everybody crackheads.

00:13:59Homeless people are considered crackheads in our neighborhood, so y'all know.

00:14:02They might not do crack, but they look crack-ish.

00:14:06You know what I'm saying?

00:14:07So, by default, that's a crackhead.

00:14:10You don't even do crackhead.

00:14:13Why they always talk like they chewing right?

00:14:15Hey, brother, how you doing?

00:14:16Let me talk to you for a minute, brother.

00:14:18No, listen.

00:14:19I ain't trying to do nothing for you.

00:14:20Come on, look out for me, brother.

00:14:21Come on here.

00:14:21Man, come on, man.

00:14:22Listen, I'm crack.

00:14:23No, come on, brother.

00:14:25If you could, if you would.

00:14:26Brother, come on.

00:14:26Look out for me, man.

00:14:28I don't want to put no pressure on you.

00:14:30Come on, man.

00:14:30Look out for me.

00:14:31They're going to bust me upside to here with $20.

00:14:33No, listen.

00:14:34Let me talk to you for a minute.

00:14:35Seriously, though.

00:14:38Come on, look out for me, brother.

00:14:39If you could, if you would.

00:14:40Please, brother.

00:14:42Don't they talk to you?

00:14:42Listen.

00:14:43I'm trying to talk to you for a minute.

00:14:44What?

00:14:45Listen.

00:14:45I'm trying to tell you something, brother.

00:14:47You're coming to my office.

00:14:49We outside.

00:14:49Listen.

00:14:50Come into my circle, man.

00:14:54They always talking like this.

00:14:55Why are you moving?

00:14:56Listen.

00:14:56I'm trying to talk to you for a minute.

00:14:57Don't let me tell you something for me.

00:15:03If you could, if you would.

00:15:04I don't want to put no pressure on you.

00:15:05Come on.

00:15:05Look out for me.

00:15:08Please, I'm trying to talk to you.

00:15:09What?

00:15:10Listen.

00:15:10I'm trying to talk to you for a minute.

00:15:16Thanks.

00:15:19Remember they used to ask you for change?

00:15:22Remember change?

00:15:23Like, they used to be like, you got a spare change.

00:15:25You got a quarter.

00:15:26You got 50 cents.

00:15:27Dude asked me for $7.50.

00:15:29I was like, exactly?

00:15:33He's like, yeah, brother.

00:15:33I'm trying to catch a mad name, brother.

00:15:37Yeah, yeah.

00:15:37That new Transformers come out, man.

00:15:39I'm trying to see what Optimus Prime is talking about, brother.

00:15:41I'm trying to transform on him, brother.

00:15:43Yeah, yeah.

00:15:44I'm trying to transform on him.

00:15:45If you could, if you would.

00:15:47Yeah, yeah.

00:15:47Yeah.

00:15:47Like, are you transforming?

00:15:58They're different, man.

00:15:59They know where to be at, too.

00:16:01They're always begging.

00:16:02One time, I thought two dudes was begging me, right?

00:16:05And so, I'm like, brother, I ain't got nothing.

00:16:06They're like, no, no, no, no.

00:16:07Brother, I ain't trying nothing that big.

00:16:09Brother, I got something for sale.

00:16:10I'm like, what?

00:16:11He's like, I got him for sale.

00:16:13The other crook is just standing there.

00:16:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:17I'm like, what?

00:16:19What am I supposed to do with him?

00:16:20He's like, show him, Blue.

00:16:21Blue's like, I know you're going to leave.

00:16:23But I refuse to let you go.

00:16:27If I have to beg, plead for your simplicity, I don't mind.

00:16:31Because you may not mushroom me.

00:16:43He's like, don't give me 754, man.

00:16:49I'm like, for a human, he's like, show him, Blue.

00:16:50I know you're going to leave.

00:16:53I was like, I heard the song, man.

00:16:55So I bought him, because I never bought a human before.

00:17:00And 750 sound like a good deal.

00:17:01You know, for a human, I ain't never, 750.

00:17:03I want to see how long he's going to commit.

00:17:10They know where to be at, too, don't they?

00:17:12They be out in the grocery store.

00:17:14If you live in the hood, in the inner city, they be at the grocery store.

00:17:17You ever go in, they be right there.

00:17:18Hey, brother, if you could, will you come out, brother?

00:17:20If you could, if you would, brother.

00:17:22No, I'm just saying, if you could do it.

00:17:24What?

00:17:24Listen, brother, if you want to ask you, if you could look out for me, brother.

00:17:27Come on.

00:17:28Don't bust me upside the head, $10, bro.

00:17:31No, listen, let me talk to you, sir.

00:17:35Why are you laughing?

00:17:37You ever promised them something?

00:17:38You're like, I got you.

00:17:38When I come out, I got you.

00:17:40You ever look out the window while you shopping?

00:17:41They be looking and following you through the store?

00:17:42Is he working on the move?

00:17:51I see you in there.

00:17:58You be like, oh, my God.

00:18:01You ever forget?

00:18:02You ever see him and forget somebody else helping him?

00:18:05Right?

00:18:06Somebody else helping him.

00:18:06So you think you're good because you ain't got no change anyway.

00:18:09You're like, I got a five.

00:18:09He's not about to get that.

00:18:11So you're cool.

00:18:12You trying to hurry up, go to your car.

00:18:14One time I got in my car.

00:18:15I thought I got a way to do was in my car.

00:18:16I'm like, hey, man.

00:18:18What are you doing in my car?

00:18:19He's like, listen, brother.

00:18:20I didn't want you to forget about me.

00:18:21Calm down, brother.

00:18:23I'm like, man, how you get in my car, though?

00:18:25He said, listen, man.

00:18:26I don't want no problem.

00:18:27I'm going to tell you.

00:18:27You still going to look out for me like you said you was.

00:18:32I was like, man.

00:18:32How you get in my car?

00:18:33He's like, listen, I'm going to tell you.

00:18:35You're going to still look out for me like you said you was, though.

00:18:37I ain't going to want no problems with you, man.

00:18:38I mean how you get in my car you like okay blue let me in blue to back I know

00:18:49Can't be letting people in man

00:19:00I grew up in church. How many y'all go to church in the house?

00:19:03Some of y'all know Jesus, that's what's up, hallelujah

00:19:14Grew up in church man

00:19:17Appreciate church man, you know one of the favorite parts. I like about churches communion

00:19:21probably not for the right reasons, but

00:19:24You know communion is in representation of Jesus down for our sins, right if you're a Christian and I

00:19:29I just don't I got some problems with the dude that hold the crackers like I got a problem with him

00:19:34Because they be acting a little stingy, you know I'm saying

00:19:36I don't know if your church is like my church, but they some of y'all got even crackers. They just crumbled mine up

00:19:41You know, I mean, I think they just I don't know if they watch the hands, but they just

00:19:47He be and I don't know if you I take my time when they bring when I'm my turn

00:19:52I take my time because I want to get the big crack. I want to get full. I'm home

00:19:54You know what I'm saying? You could have had breakfast that morning, but you hungry so you gonna go ahead and enjoy yourself

00:19:59This Jesus I want to indulge, you know, I mean gonna I take I take Jesus any day. Give me some

00:20:06They come around with the communion you be looking around

00:20:09You be moving somewhere else

00:20:15I'm gonna wait to the neck back come around and you can bring that other batch over here. I want to see what's in that one

00:20:20And the people that be holding the crackers, they be stingy with them. Don't you want more than one cracker? Am I the only one that want more?

00:20:29I'm like ain't this Jesus? I want more of him. Can I get more of him? Ain't this in representation of him? Well, let me get about four crackers then and three juices then

00:20:36I want more of him. Can I get more of him?

00:20:41You don't want more of him, sir. You don't want more of him, sir

00:20:43And growing up in church man, I saw a lot of parts of church because church is a real serious place

00:20:52You know, it's great for encouragement and inspire you and give you some direction in your life, man

00:20:56And I like certain parts of church though

00:20:58I like when the choir when the pastor asked the congregation to read collectively together

00:21:03Right, you ever can't get to the scripture quick enough

00:21:06You know, he'd like turn to ecclesiastes and you'd be all about revelation. You'd be at the end of the Bible

00:21:11He'd be like, well, let me know if you're not there yet

00:21:18You want to say something, but you don't want to be the only one that don't know their books or the Bible

00:21:21You'd be like

00:21:21So you act like you got it, like amen

00:21:30You'd be like, amen

00:21:31For everything

00:21:34Amen

00:21:37Amen

00:21:39Amen

00:21:39Prince, pastor

00:21:40If you messed up, he called you to read

00:21:41Beary, could you read for me?

00:21:44Huh?

00:21:49Could you read?

00:21:51You want me to read what we just read, sir?

00:21:53No problem, pastor. I got you

00:21:55Just so everybody know, I got the new, new King James Version

00:22:00The new, new one

00:22:00It's like, it might read a little different than y'all's

00:22:05Cool

00:22:06I got you, pastor

00:22:08That was what Ecclesiastes write

00:22:109 and 4

00:22:12Cool

00:22:12Pastor, can I get some of your juice?

00:22:17I see you got a little juice up there

00:22:19Oh, that's for you?

00:22:20Okay, cool

00:22:20Well, I pay my tides

00:22:21I can't get no juice

00:22:21I just think the members that pay their tides

00:22:24Should get juice

00:22:25Do it

00:22:26Y'all agree with me?

00:22:26Clap if y'all agree with me

00:22:28I'm a little parched after I praise

00:22:32That's what I'm saying

00:22:33I'm going to read

00:22:36Don't worry about the water

00:22:37I'm juicing

00:22:37I need your glasses

00:22:42Let me look here

00:22:43In the beginning

00:22:47God created

00:22:49Huh?

00:22:51That's Genesis

00:22:52That's the first book of the Bible

00:22:53Okay, huh?

00:22:56You want me to come Bible study more often?

00:22:58Okay, I'll get my life together

00:22:59Thank you, pastor

00:23:00Grew up church with men

00:23:07And listen

00:23:08When you go to church

00:23:08I think church is responsible

00:23:10For people that think they can sing

00:23:11But can't

00:23:12Like the women and men of the world

00:23:15They're like

00:23:16I can sing

00:23:16But they can't sing

00:23:17It's the church to blame

00:23:18Because they've been encouraging

00:23:20Since they was little

00:23:20You know the sunshine man

00:23:22They don't be sounding good

00:23:25They be like

00:23:25Go ahead

00:23:28You sound rude

00:23:29When you say

00:23:30You got nothing on you

00:23:30They grew up to be grown people

00:23:33Like I sing

00:23:34Yes

00:23:34You ever seen those in church

00:23:36They be like

00:23:36Yes

00:23:37They be asking

00:23:38They be doing the most

00:23:38I need to sing a selection

00:23:40Yes

00:23:41Yes

00:23:41They be having pop-up selections

00:23:45And they ain't even on program

00:23:46Sister Johnson

00:23:48When I sing a solo

00:23:49She's looking at her friends

00:23:50I'm finna kill it

00:23:51And the singers that can't sing

00:23:56They always get up there

00:23:57And do the most

00:23:57They don't just sing the song

00:23:58And sit down

00:23:59They get up there

00:24:00Giving praises to God

00:24:04Honor to my pastor

00:24:05My first lady

00:24:06Members and friends

00:24:07Peace be unto you

00:24:08Peace be multiply

00:24:10Yes

00:24:11The devil's been really attacking my voice

00:24:17All this through

00:24:18Well why are you up there then?

00:24:21Why are you up there?

00:24:24Just why are you singing?

00:24:26The devil's been attacking your voice

00:24:28Since you was born

00:24:29Because you could never sing

00:24:30The devil's been really attacking my voice

00:24:34I'ma sing past a favorite song

00:24:38Past like I don't even know her

00:24:39But when she joined the church

00:24:40When she joined

00:24:43And they get real deep

00:24:49I'ma sing this special song

00:24:59It's been on my heart all week

00:25:01I forgot it

00:25:04What is that song?

00:25:07His eyes on the sparrow

00:25:09That's right

00:25:09And I know

00:25:11And I know

00:25:14And I know he watches me

00:25:32Then they talk to the musician

00:25:33Could you put me an A flat please?

00:25:34Thank you

00:25:35They didn't walk past a music book

00:25:37This is an A flat

00:25:38That's why I messed my key

00:25:39Yes, A flat

00:25:40Pray for me

00:25:43Because the devil's been busy

00:25:44Okay

00:25:45He's been attacking my voice

00:25:46Cool

00:25:47I'ma sing a song

00:25:47Musician

00:25:48You sure that's A flat?

00:25:49Yes he's sure

00:25:50He on the piano

00:25:51He got a reference

00:25:51That's A flat

00:25:56Okay

00:25:56Take me down the key

00:26:02It's you

00:26:03Take me down the key

00:26:04It's too high

00:26:04That's where I'm at

00:26:07Just stop playing

00:26:09That's the musician

00:26:10Y'all pray for the musician

00:26:11I grew up playing in church man

00:26:19Growing up in church

00:26:21You get to see

00:26:23You get to see different things

00:26:32Being a musician

00:26:32Because you get to go to black church

00:26:34You get to go to white church

00:26:36I got to play for a white church

00:26:39And go to their church

00:26:40And white church is simple

00:26:41That Jesus is simple

00:26:43When the pastor bring his word

00:26:46That chorus be simple

00:26:48Thank chorus be real soon

00:26:52For God so loved the world

00:27:00This the pastor's message

00:27:02That he gave his only begotten son

00:27:06Thank you God

00:27:09That whosoever believeth in him

00:27:12You just have to believe

00:27:15She'll not perish

00:27:17But have ever lasted life

00:27:23Amen

00:27:27Thank you Jesus

00:27:29Thank you God

00:27:32And then it's the end of service

00:27:34It's simple

00:27:36Black people church different

00:27:39Put your hands together

00:27:44He's been too good

00:27:46For God so loved the world

00:27:48That he gave his only begotten son

00:27:52That whosoever believeth in him

00:27:55She'll not perish

00:27:56But have ever lasted life

00:27:59Put your hands together for Jesus

00:28:01Thank you

00:28:04Oh Lord

00:28:07White people are like

00:28:09Your Jesus is angry

00:28:11Angry Jesus

00:28:25Growing up in church

00:28:29Man you look for your

00:28:30You know

00:28:31Some people go to church

00:28:32You look for your mate

00:28:32I grew up in church

00:28:33Trying to find your wife

00:28:35Or your girlfriend

00:28:35Dating

00:28:36Anybody dating still?

00:28:38Two people

00:28:39I'm trying

00:28:40I hate dating

00:28:44I had to get married

00:28:45Because I was tired of dating

00:28:46Because dating is hard

00:28:47Like getting to know somebody

00:28:48Over again

00:28:48I hate that

00:28:49Right?

00:28:50Because you got to go through

00:28:51That stage where y'all just lying

00:28:52That first date

00:28:53That first date

00:28:54My favorite color is red

00:28:58I like walking on the beach sometimes

00:29:02Even though it's not a beach

00:29:04Around my house

00:29:05It's just

00:29:08Like who are you?

00:29:09Like you should know right then

00:29:10Like who are you?

00:29:12Just be honest

00:29:12Ladies be honest

00:29:13On first date

00:29:15Be honest

00:29:15Yes

00:29:16I got three baby daddies

00:29:18Yes

00:29:18I need you to know that

00:29:20They all like to fight

00:29:21Yeah

00:29:23So if you don't like to fight

00:29:25That's not your thing

00:29:26This might not work

00:29:27Uh-huh

00:29:29Yeah

00:29:30My mama don't like dark-skinned babies

00:29:33You dark-skinned

00:29:35So if we had a dark-skinned baby

00:29:36She's not gonna own it

00:29:37Is what I'm telling you

00:29:38Is that something you can deal with?

00:29:40She's not gonna like you

00:29:41Cool

00:29:41Okay

00:29:42I had a few diseases before

00:29:44But I'm clean now

00:29:45Yes

00:29:46I got the paperwork to prove that

00:29:48Yes

00:29:49When I get mad

00:29:52I go crazy

00:29:53Yes

00:29:53I scratch your car and stuff

00:29:55I won't put you in jail

00:29:56But I'll real fight you

00:29:57Is what I'm trying to tell you

00:29:58Cause I sometimes

00:30:00Be in my feelings

00:30:01It's just the truth

00:30:02Can you deal with that?

00:30:04You can work with that?

00:30:06Cool

00:30:06And we can make it

00:30:07Like we ready to order

00:30:08This gonna work

00:30:08We ready to order

00:30:11I heard the chicken here

00:30:12Is good

00:30:12Yes

00:30:12Please bring it

00:30:13This relationship

00:30:15Is gonna make it

00:30:16At least you know

00:30:17What you're dealing with

00:30:18You know what I mean?

00:30:20That's what you want

00:30:21I feel like dudes

00:30:23We lose on dating

00:30:23A little bit

00:30:24Ladies

00:30:25Stop going on dates

00:30:26Cause you're bored and hungry

00:30:27Stop doing dudes

00:30:28Like the young ladies

00:30:29Cause it be the good guys

00:30:32That go

00:30:32That get the bad end of the stick

00:30:33The good guys

00:30:34That just really like the ladies

00:30:35Cause ladies

00:30:36Y'all don't like the good guy

00:30:37Y'all play the good guy

00:30:38Like he's

00:30:39Like y'all just play the good guy

00:30:40He'd be so excited

00:30:41And ladies

00:30:42Y'all only call that

00:30:42That dude

00:30:43When y'all hungry and bored

00:30:44That's it

00:30:45Fellas

00:30:45If you get one of them

00:30:46Random calls

00:30:47And you gave the girl

00:30:48The number a while ago

00:30:49She don't like you

00:30:49She's just bored and hungry

00:30:50She know

00:30:51She be doing it

00:30:52You alright

00:30:53Fellas

00:30:55You get one of them calls

00:30:56You're like

00:30:56Hello

00:30:56She's like

00:30:57Hello

00:30:57Hey

00:31:00How you doing?

00:31:01We be so excited

00:31:02To have somebody on the phone

00:31:03Sound like a girl

00:31:04Hey

00:31:04What's up?

00:31:06Nothing

00:31:06That's Keisha

00:31:07You met me

00:31:07A few weeks ago

00:31:08Oh

00:31:10Hey

00:31:10How you doing?

00:31:12It's so good to hear from you

00:31:13I've been waiting for your call

00:31:14Yeah

00:31:15Well

00:31:16You know

00:31:16I'm free today

00:31:17I ain't had nothing to do

00:31:18I'm trying to eat

00:31:19So I thought I'd get you a call

00:31:23And see what's up with you

00:31:24And we fall right in

00:31:25Oh cool

00:31:25You ain't got nothing to do today

00:31:26No

00:31:27I'm free

00:31:28You wanna go eat?

00:31:28I sure do

00:31:29I sure do

00:31:30Okay

00:31:31I'm gonna come get you

00:31:32Okay

00:31:32I'm on my porch

00:31:33Where you at?

00:31:36What color color you got?

00:31:39I ain't left you

00:31:40Oh that's right

00:31:40That's right

00:31:41Well I'm gonna wait for you

00:31:41I don't know

00:31:42Fellas y'all

00:31:43I know we got different age groups

00:31:45But fellas

00:31:45If you ever been on that date

00:31:46They get real nice

00:31:48At front

00:31:48Before they ain't eight

00:31:49They real popular

00:31:50They real nice

00:31:51They compliment you

00:31:52Thank you for coming to get me

00:31:53I like your little outfit

00:31:55That's cute

00:31:55Did you get that from H&M?

00:31:57That's cute

00:31:58That's nice

00:31:59I'm gonna buy one of my

00:32:00I'm gonna buy my cousin

00:32:01That's nice

00:32:02And then they eat

00:32:03And when ladies

00:32:03This is how you know

00:32:05Cause when

00:32:05This is how you know

00:32:06They don't like you

00:32:06When y'all eating

00:32:07All you see is the top of their head

00:32:08This is real good

00:32:12Can we get some more shrimp

00:32:13And wine please

00:32:13Thank you

00:32:14And they be talking to people

00:32:17Letting them know

00:32:17Y'all not an item

00:32:18No this just my friend

00:32:19No no

00:32:20How you doing

00:32:20No this we friends

00:32:21This is friends

00:32:22No this ain't

00:32:24Uh uh

00:32:24This is friends

00:32:25Uh huh

00:32:26Once they started to get fooled

00:32:28They started to get irritated

00:32:29And answer your questions

00:32:30Well where are you

00:32:31You like the food

00:32:31Yes

00:32:32We so stupid

00:32:39I like to do

00:32:40It's good

00:32:41I eat this pretty often

00:32:43I'm sure you do

00:32:44So what you like to do

00:32:51Everything

00:32:51We so stupid

00:32:55I like to do everything too

00:32:57That's crazy

00:32:58We got so much in coming

00:33:00We do

00:33:01So where you like to go

00:33:08Oh my god

00:33:08Everywhere

00:33:09Cause you're here with the beauty

00:33:10Trying to get to know me

00:33:11I thought that's why we was here

00:33:14No that's not

00:33:15It's sad

00:33:21Don't do that no more

00:33:23Okay

00:33:23She's like

00:33:27I'm sorry

00:33:27Fellas you ever dated

00:33:29A young lady with kids

00:33:30Nobody

00:33:32Y'all didn't come to clap

00:33:34Everybody ain't perfect

00:33:39Some people had kids

00:33:40Before they got married

00:33:41And it didn't work out

00:33:42Pray for me

00:33:47Ladies y'all different

00:33:50When y'all have kids

00:33:51And y'all like a guy

00:33:52When y'all at that stage

00:33:53Cause you talk two different ways

00:33:55You know when that guy called

00:33:56Ladies y'all sound real sensual

00:33:58When y'all want to sound real attractive

00:33:59He'd be like hello

00:34:00She'd be like hello

00:34:01He'd be like

00:34:04What's up with you?

00:34:05Nothing

00:34:05Just got out the shower

00:34:07Just relax

00:34:09Clean that's all

00:34:10How you doing?

00:34:11I'm good

00:34:12Just chilling

00:34:13That's what's up

00:34:15Hold on one second

00:34:16Don't hang up

00:34:17Okay

00:34:17Last time you hung up

00:34:19Don't hang up

00:34:20Okay

00:34:20Hello

00:34:21I'm here

00:34:22You so silly

00:34:23Hold on a second

00:34:25Hold on

00:34:26Junior go to bed

00:34:28Go to bed

00:34:29No this is

00:34:30Go to bed

00:34:31You know you can't have a sack

00:34:32You 300 pounds

00:34:33And you six

00:34:34Good night

00:34:35No this is not your father

00:34:39You know I don't talk to him

00:34:40On the weekdays

00:34:41You'll see him Friday

00:34:42Good night

00:34:43Hello

00:35:01I'm so sorry

00:35:05I had to turn the TV down

00:35:07You be like

00:35:07Who was that man yelling

00:35:08In the background though

00:35:09Who was that?

00:35:11Who was he?

00:35:13I got tired

00:35:15Thank you

00:35:16I'm married

00:35:18So I got tired of that game

00:35:20I got married

00:35:20Yeah

00:35:21Only the women

00:35:24Every guy looking

00:35:26It's funny man

00:35:30When you get married

00:35:31You know I look at older couples

00:35:32I try to see how I'm gonna look

00:35:34When I get older

00:35:35Listen

00:35:36When a man gets older

00:35:38He lose all his bark

00:35:39It seems like

00:35:40You know we start off

00:35:41I'm a man

00:35:41But start looking at the 7 to 80 year olds

00:35:44At dinner

00:35:44Women y'all get more vibrant

00:35:45It's like y'all have no stress

00:35:47Like watch what happens

00:35:48We decrease

00:35:49I don't know what

00:35:49Women y'all suck the light

00:35:50I don't know what's going on

00:35:51But if you see

00:35:52Really

00:35:53Suck the light

00:35:54Listen

00:35:55Listen

00:35:56If you watch an older couple

00:35:58If you watch an old couple

00:36:00At dinner

00:36:01Like an 80, 70 year

00:36:02This is the difference

00:36:03Woman be like

00:36:04Yes

00:36:04We gonna go on a cruise

00:36:05We gonna go on a river

00:36:06We gonna have a good time

00:36:07We gonna have a good time

00:36:08We gotta go see

00:36:09Julie and them kids

00:36:10You know they have kids

00:36:11The man just sitting there

00:36:11Eating steak

00:36:12Trying to eat a steak

00:36:16With a spoon

00:36:17Yeah

00:36:21No, no

00:36:21You gotta do that

00:36:22You right

00:36:22You right baby

00:36:23Whatever you want

00:36:24You got my medication

00:36:25I don't get

00:36:26You eating with a spoon

00:36:31You gotta get a

00:36:31Oh yeah

00:36:32I'm sorry

00:36:32You right baby

00:36:33I don't know

00:36:34That's why I got you

00:36:35What happens to it

00:36:39Waitress come back

00:36:43Hey can I get a Coke

00:36:45A Diet Coke

00:36:45You ain't gonna tell me

00:36:46A Diet Coke

00:36:47Thank you baby

00:36:50You right

00:36:50You know what I need

00:36:51You know what

00:36:52That's why I married you

00:36:55Baby can we go home

00:37:02After this

00:37:02No I gotta go

00:37:03Make some air

00:37:04I gotta go

00:37:04It's true

00:37:17It's so true man

00:37:21Cause I feel like

00:37:22As a man

00:37:22You got two choices

00:37:23Two choices in your life

00:37:25You can be that man

00:37:28Or you can be that old man

00:37:30Still at the club

00:37:30Trying to find a young thing

00:37:32You know

00:37:33Hey Uncle Barry right here

00:37:35How you doing

00:37:36Hey young lady

00:37:38You need your rent paid

00:37:39This month

00:37:39How you doing

00:37:39Uncle Barry take care

00:37:43Yeah

00:37:43No thank you sir

00:37:47No thank you sir

00:37:47I ain't no sugar

00:37:48I'm only 86

00:37:49Still young

00:37:51So I chose to be this dude

00:37:59Eating steak with a spoon

00:38:08Eating steak with a spoon

00:38:08This steak is tough

00:38:13Right before me and my wife

00:38:18Got married though

00:38:19You know

00:38:19We was talking to couples

00:38:20And women

00:38:21Y'all are always excited

00:38:22Y'all excited

00:38:23For everyone to get married

00:38:24Unless you've been married

00:38:25Before your response

00:38:26Is different

00:38:26I wish you the best

00:38:29But if women in good relationships

00:38:35And they ain't been married

00:38:35They're like

00:38:36You got married

00:38:38Let me see the ring

00:38:39That is so pretty

00:38:40What's the color

00:38:41Oh that's pretty girl

00:38:42I can hook you up

00:38:43With my flowers

00:38:44Yes

00:38:44And we saw this older couple

00:38:46And they

00:38:46My wife and her

00:38:47Kitted off

00:38:48And I'm just sitting

00:38:48With the man

00:38:49Older man

00:38:50Just looking at me

00:38:50Like I did something

00:38:51Wrong to him

00:38:51So my wife and the lady

00:38:55Just walk off

00:38:55In the corner

00:38:56Started talking

00:38:57And I'm sitting

00:38:57In with him

00:38:58And I'm smiling

00:39:01How you doing

00:39:02How you doing

00:39:04I'm good man

00:39:08Chilling man

00:39:09Excited about the wedding

00:39:10Why you laughing

00:39:15You'll find out

00:39:17Okay

00:39:22So you love her

00:39:24Yeah I love her

00:39:26That's why you're

00:39:30Getting married

00:39:30Ain't it

00:39:31Yeah

00:39:32Why you keep laughing

00:39:35You'll find out

00:39:37Then it's like

00:39:43He started

00:39:44Trying to give me signals

00:39:44Baby you ready to go

00:40:07Yeah I'm ready to go

00:40:08Hey you'll find out

00:40:09Let's go

00:40:09And it's tough man

00:40:19It's tough in a relationship

00:40:20Cause you didn't know

00:40:21You didn't know

00:40:22That a relationship

00:40:23They said it was work

00:40:24But you didn't know

00:40:25It was like

00:40:26Like slavery work

00:40:27Like you didn't know

00:40:28What type of work

00:40:30Like you get paid

00:40:31For some work

00:40:32And other work

00:40:32You just

00:40:33You just buy yourself

00:40:35No paycheck

00:40:35No nothing

00:40:36No buy awards

00:40:37You give you no reward

00:40:38Both sides

00:40:39Both sides

00:40:40No it's not that bad

00:40:41I think the frustrating

00:40:42Thing about being married

00:40:43Is just the debates

00:40:44The arguments

00:40:45You know what I mean

00:40:46Cause y'all ain't always

00:40:47On the same page

00:40:48You know what I mean

00:40:48And arguing with my wife

00:40:49Sometimes is like

00:40:50You know cause I argue

00:40:52In periods

00:40:53Resolve

00:40:54Period

00:40:55Resolve

00:40:57Conclusion

00:40:58Period

00:40:59My wife she arguing

00:41:00Comas

00:41:00And commas

00:41:02And

00:41:02Run on sentences

00:41:04Like arguing with her

00:41:07Is like being in a maze

00:41:08Do you think you out of it

00:41:09Nope you're not

00:41:10You gotta go this way

00:41:11I sometimes just apologize

00:41:17Just for it to be over

00:41:18Like I'm sorry

00:41:19It was me

00:41:19Are you sorry

00:41:21Are you really

00:41:22Yes

00:41:24Why exactly are you sorry

00:41:26I'm like

00:41:26I don't know

00:41:26I was just trying to be done

00:41:28Yeah

00:41:28That's why I'm saying

00:41:32You don't

00:41:32You don't care like I care

00:41:34I do care

00:41:36Or why you don't tell me

00:41:37I don't know

00:41:38I don't know the rules

00:41:41I don't know

00:41:42I don't

00:41:45I don't know

00:41:46I don't know what to do

00:41:47I feel like she be wanting me

00:41:49To read her mind sometimes

00:41:51You know

00:41:52She's like

00:41:53Well why you

00:41:53She'll call me

00:41:54We'll get home

00:41:55She'll be like

00:41:56I text you today

00:41:57I was like

00:41:58Yeah I responded

00:41:59You don't ever text me

00:42:01Why you don't text me

00:42:03I be working man

00:42:05I be working too

00:42:07I text you

00:42:11I think about you

00:42:12You don't think about me

00:42:15Babe I think about you

00:42:17Why you don't tell me

00:42:18I don't get good reception

00:42:20I don't know babe

00:42:21Man

00:42:22I don't

00:42:22I'm sorry

00:42:23Are you

00:42:24Why exactly are you sorry

00:42:28I don't know

00:42:28I'm just

00:42:29I just don't want

00:42:30I'm just trying to be done

00:42:31With this conversation

00:42:32I be wanting to pull my hair out

00:42:37Like

00:42:37You go to older me

00:42:41Hey what I do

00:42:42Hey

00:42:42You'll find out

00:42:44I don't have no answers for you

00:42:48I don't know what to tell you

00:42:50I got the same issues

00:42:52I've been in it 60 years

00:42:53I don't know

00:42:54Some days it's good though

00:42:58You ever had a good day

00:43:00With your mate

00:43:00Everything's well

00:43:01You know I'm talking about

00:43:03That day

00:43:03You looking at her

00:43:04She's looking at you

00:43:04Like

00:43:05This is what I thought

00:43:06It would be all the time

00:43:07This is why I married you

00:43:09She's looking at you

00:43:10Like

00:43:10You handsome

00:43:11You like

00:43:11You beautiful

00:43:12Y'all looking at each other

00:43:14Like

00:43:15Man I'm glad I picked you

00:43:16I'm glad I picked you too

00:43:18You fulfilling

00:43:20Y'all having a good day

00:43:24One time

00:43:24Me and my wife

00:43:25Was having one of those

00:43:25Type of days

00:43:26And we just talking stupid

00:43:27Having random conversations

00:43:29She's like

00:43:29So what would you be

00:43:30If you could be an animal

00:43:31We're gonna play

00:43:32Okay

00:43:32Okay cool

00:43:33If you could be any animal

00:43:35What animal would you be

00:43:38I would be a lion

00:43:40I was like

00:43:41That's sexy

00:43:45I like that

00:43:46Like that

00:43:48What would you be

00:43:49You could be any animal

00:43:50What would you be

00:43:51I started thinking

00:43:52You know me

00:43:52And we started thinking

00:43:53Literally

00:43:53I was like

00:43:53I watched the animal channel

00:43:54Recently

00:43:55I'm trying to think

00:43:55What animal best represent me

00:43:57You know what I'm saying

00:43:58So I'm thinking

00:43:59I saw a deer

00:44:00I'm like

00:44:00Nah

00:44:01I don't want to be a deer

00:44:02Be a deer

00:44:03That ain't really me

00:44:07I don't want that to be me

00:44:08Talk about a bear

00:44:09But he a little

00:44:11He got a butted belly

00:44:12I'm not trying to have that

00:44:13You know what I mean

00:44:13It's like

00:44:17Eagle

00:44:18I was like

00:44:20An eagle's a dope animal

00:44:21You know what I mean

00:44:22It's something amazing

00:44:23About an eagle

00:44:24How it soars

00:44:25When you think of an eagle

00:44:26You just think of

00:44:27He soars and sees places

00:44:29Most people don't see

00:44:30I was like

00:44:31Babe I'd be an eagle

00:44:32She's sitting there

00:44:32Looking at me like

00:44:33What?

00:44:37I said I'd be an eagle

00:44:38You gonna be a what Barry?

00:44:40A eagle babe

00:44:45What's the problem?

00:44:48What did I say

00:44:48I was gonna be Barry?

00:44:52What did I say?

00:44:54You said he was gonna be

00:44:54A lioness

00:44:55What did you say?

00:44:56An eagle

00:44:57You don't

00:44:59You don't see no problem

00:45:00With that?

00:45:04She's like

00:45:04Do you not want to be

00:45:05In this relationship?

00:45:06Is that what you're saying?

00:45:08No baby

00:45:09What's the problem?

00:45:10I said I was gonna be

00:45:11A lioness

00:45:12That makes you a lion

00:45:13I was like

00:45:14Baby I didn't know

00:45:14We was together

00:45:15In this animal kingdom

00:45:16You didn't tell me that

00:45:17I shouldn't have to tell you

00:45:20If I'm a lion

00:45:20The fuck you should know

00:45:22Baby I'm a man

00:45:23I'll be a lion

00:45:24No no no

00:45:24Be an eagle

00:45:25Because that's what you want to be

00:45:26Be an eagle

00:45:26No you want to be an eagle

00:45:28Be an eagle

00:45:29Baby I don't want to be

00:45:31No you be an eagle

00:45:33I'm a lion

00:45:33Since you don't want to be

00:45:34Let me ask you something

00:45:35Mr. Eagle

00:45:36Would you at least

00:45:39Come visit me?

00:45:45And so I'm sitting there

00:45:46Thinking like

00:45:47Do lions

00:45:47Eagles visit lions?

00:45:54Because we was just

00:45:55Having a great time

00:45:55And I don't want to

00:45:56Mess it up

00:45:56You know what I'm saying?

00:45:58Because I'm confused

00:45:59But I don't know

00:46:00What to say

00:46:00So I'm thinking

00:46:02Like the animal kingdom

00:46:03I'm like

00:46:03An eagle don't visit

00:46:04No baby I wouldn't

00:46:05Come visit you

00:46:05You eat me

00:46:06She's like

00:46:07So you wouldn't

00:46:07Even come check

00:46:08You wouldn't even

00:46:10Come see how I'm doing

00:46:11It's like baby

00:46:13I'm an eagle

00:46:14She's like

00:46:16Are you serious?

00:46:17You wouldn't even

00:46:17Be my friend

00:46:18It's like babe

00:46:20I'm an eagle

00:46:21You're a lion

00:46:22She's like

00:46:23So

00:46:23Simba had friends

00:46:25He had the bird

00:46:28He had all type of friends

00:46:29From all over the jungle

00:46:31I was like baby

00:46:32That's the lion king

00:46:33That's a movie

00:46:34She said

00:46:35I know it's a movie

00:46:36Miss real life

00:46:36And we going to counseling

00:46:37I just wanted to be an eagle

00:46:45So now I'm sitting

00:46:48In the pastor's office

00:46:49And counseling

00:46:49Sitting there

00:46:50And every time

00:46:55She talked to me

00:46:56Hello Mr. Eagle

00:46:57Yes

00:46:57Are you coming?

00:46:58Thank you

00:46:58So we sit in the office

00:47:03And I feel real confident

00:47:04I'm going to win this one

00:47:05You know

00:47:06It's a man counselor

00:47:07You know what I'm saying

00:47:08He going to be able to relate

00:47:09So I'm like

00:47:11She's like

00:47:12Yes pastor

00:47:13We got issues

00:47:14It seems to be

00:47:16That Mr. Eagle

00:47:16Don't want to be

00:47:17In this relationship

00:47:17No more

00:47:18I was like

00:47:19I didn't even say that

00:47:20Excuse me Mr. Eagle

00:47:21Chill out

00:47:22I'm speaking

00:47:23Is that okay pastor?

00:47:24He's like

00:47:24Go ahead

00:47:25Thank you Mr. Eagle

00:47:26So let me tell you

00:47:29What happened

00:47:30So

00:47:30We just had this

00:47:31Random concept

00:47:32I said

00:47:33I was going to be

00:47:33You know

00:47:34What would you be

00:47:35In the animal kingdom

00:47:35I told him

00:47:36I was going to be

00:47:36A lioness

00:47:37He said

00:47:37He want to be

00:47:38An eagle

00:47:38So I'm just right

00:47:40I'm waiting for the pastor

00:47:41To kill it

00:47:42He's like

00:47:44Barry do you not

00:47:45Want to be

00:47:45In this relationship

00:47:46Wait what

00:47:48Did you pay him

00:47:51I'm like

00:47:55Pastor are you serious

00:47:56He's like

00:47:56Is that what you

00:47:57Feeling

00:47:57Pastor I don't

00:47:58Understand

00:47:59How you

00:47:59He's like

00:48:01Jasper

00:48:02Let me talk

00:48:02Let me talk to him

00:48:03So he asked her

00:48:04To leave

00:48:04So I'm confused

00:48:05At how he got that

00:48:07So she leaving

00:48:08He just started laughing

00:48:09Like

00:48:10I'm like

00:48:13Man why are you laughing

00:48:14He's like

00:48:15I told you

00:48:15You'll find out

00:48:16I got kids man

00:48:33Y'all parents

00:48:34Any parents in the house

00:48:35I don't know the rules

00:48:39When it comes to parenting man

00:48:40And it's important

00:48:41That you accept that

00:48:42Because sometimes

00:48:42You're trying to be

00:48:43A great father

00:48:44You know

00:48:44My baby son

00:48:45He lived between

00:48:46Chicago and LA

00:48:47So I travel

00:48:48And I just go through

00:48:49A lot with him man

00:48:50Because my son

00:48:51He's nice

00:48:53He talks

00:48:53But he just

00:48:54Seem to embarrass me

00:48:54All the time

00:48:55In public

00:48:55You know what I'm saying

00:48:56Because I want to

00:48:57Get it right

00:48:58You know what I'm saying

00:48:59And I want to

00:48:59Treat him like a man

00:49:00You a boy

00:49:01You a man

00:49:01But his mama

00:49:02And I hate being

00:49:03By myself with my kids

00:49:04Because I feel like

00:49:05Everybody always asking

00:49:05Where's their mother

00:49:06I hate that

00:49:08Like I'm not competent

00:49:09Enough to raise him

00:49:10By myself

00:49:10You know what I'm saying

00:49:13I don't know

00:49:14Call her

00:49:14I don't know where they at

00:49:15Obviously she's not with me

00:49:16Especially when I have

00:49:19My baby son

00:49:20Because all the mothers

00:49:20Feel like you can't

00:49:21Durture the baby

00:49:22You know what I'm saying

00:49:23Mother's all like

00:49:24Where's the snacks

00:49:25He don't got no snacks

00:49:27He a man

00:49:27I got money in my pocket

00:49:28I found some chips

00:49:29Chips is up

00:49:29That's not nutritious

00:49:31Shut up

00:49:32I grew up on chips

00:49:36I turned out fine

00:49:37Flaming hots with cheese

00:49:40And all that

00:49:40I'm good

00:49:41Where's his mother

00:49:47And I don't like

00:49:49The way his mom

00:49:50Like

00:49:50Cuddles him like a baby

00:49:53Like

00:49:53My baby

00:49:54My baby

00:49:55Every time she say that

00:49:56In front of me

00:49:57In front of me

00:49:57I just punch him

00:49:57In the stomach

00:49:58He's not a baby

00:50:00I'm like

00:50:00You a man

00:50:01Boy

00:50:01You a man

00:50:02Because I want my son

00:50:07To understand

00:50:08Like the world

00:50:08They're not going to care

00:50:10About you

00:50:11You got to be ready

00:50:12You know

00:50:12Because he's just sensitive

00:50:13And it's okay to be sensitive

00:50:14But you got to be prepared

00:50:15We'd be in the airport

00:50:17And he'd just be crying

00:50:18All the time

00:50:18Where's his mother

00:50:19Shut up

00:50:20I got it

00:50:20Leave me alone lady

00:50:21One time he was crying

00:50:23Because he couldn't have

00:50:23A snicker

00:50:24He was crying

00:50:25I'm like

00:50:25Boy it's a snicker

00:50:26It's a snicker

00:50:27You a little black boy

00:50:28In America

00:50:29You got a lot more

00:50:30To be worried about

00:50:30Than a snicker

00:50:31You crying

00:50:33You ain't going to make it

00:50:34White people like

00:50:39He's too aggressive

00:50:40He needs his mother

00:50:41He needs his mother

00:50:44White people always

00:50:45Want to assist

00:50:46Do you need some help?

00:50:48You sure?

00:50:49I can assist

00:50:50No ma'am

00:50:50I'm okay

00:50:51Okay

00:50:52And right when

00:50:54We'd be in the airport

00:50:55We'd travel a lot

00:50:56Because my other kids

00:50:57Live in LA

00:50:57My twins

00:50:58And then my son

00:50:58Traveled with me a lot

00:50:59So

00:51:00You know what's the most

00:51:02Embarrassing thing

00:51:02For a parent

00:51:03Is when your son

00:51:04Or your daughter

00:51:05Act like they ain't ate

00:51:06Like what other people ate

00:51:07Black people don't like that

00:51:09One time this little

00:51:09White family was eating

00:51:10My son was just looking

00:51:11At them like

00:51:11He just don't eat

00:51:13And I wasn't paying attention

00:51:18I'm on my phone

00:51:19He's just like

00:51:20And you know

00:51:27White people are so nice

00:51:28Would you like something to eat?

00:51:30I'm like

00:51:30Boy you don't want

00:51:31He ate

00:51:32Boy get your butt over here

00:51:33Act like you don't eat at home

00:51:34And they're just looking

00:51:35At what's wrong

00:51:36He needs his mother

00:51:37Where's his mother?

00:51:38This black guy

00:51:39He's too aggressive

00:51:40He's too aggressive

00:51:41He always make me look bad

00:51:46Like I'm not doing a good job

00:51:47They find the perfect time

00:51:49To embarrass you

00:51:49No matter how good you try

00:51:51One time

00:51:52One time I was coming out

00:51:53Security

00:51:54You know how you get

00:51:54Your stuff off the

00:51:55Cuvaya belt

00:51:55And I'm not paying attention

00:51:57To him

00:51:57And they was rolling

00:51:58This lady

00:51:58And I look over him

00:52:00He's standing over

00:52:00This lady with a metal leg

00:52:02He's just standing

00:52:02Over her leg

00:52:03Looking at it

00:52:04And I just wanted

00:52:07To disappear

00:52:07Like I did not want

00:52:08To be his father

00:52:09Right there

00:52:10This is so embarrassing

00:52:11And you know

00:52:12Some people don't understand

00:52:13Because they ain't got kids

00:52:14So they just be looking

00:52:15At you like

00:52:15You're not doing a good job

00:52:16So the lady staring at me

00:52:18Like looking at

00:52:19What I'm going to do

00:52:19And I'm looking at her

00:52:20It's like

00:52:22BJ come here

00:52:23How you doing?

00:52:24My son just embarrassed me

00:52:25He's like

00:52:25Look dad

00:52:26Look

00:52:26She got a robot leg

00:52:28Dad

00:52:28She got a robot leg

00:52:30Dad

00:52:30Look at the robot leg

00:52:31Wow

00:52:32I've never seen a robot leg

00:52:33Dad

00:52:33Can I have a robot leg

00:52:34Please dad

00:52:35I'm like

00:52:36BJ

00:52:36No you can't have a robot leg

00:52:38He's like dad please

00:52:39It's almost my birthday

00:52:40Can I have a robot leg?

00:52:42I'm like BJ

00:52:42You got to get hit by a car

00:52:43To get a robot leg

00:52:44The lady's like

00:52:46That's sad

00:52:46Where's his mother?

00:52:47That's not what you tell him

00:52:48I didn't get hit by a car

00:52:50And my son's real friendly

00:52:58Like me

00:52:59He likes to talk to everybody

00:53:00He thinks everybody's his friend

00:53:02Every time he see other kids

00:53:03He's like

00:53:04Oh I'm going to go play

00:53:04With my friends

00:53:05Like we don't even know them

00:53:07He's like

00:53:07But they my side

00:53:08They my side

00:53:08And it's cute

00:53:11Until we ran into a situation

00:53:12Where I saw a midget

00:53:13And I forgot

00:53:13Like I never told him

00:53:14About midgets

00:53:15I never told him

00:53:19About midgets

00:53:20So I didn't know

00:53:20To tell my son

00:53:22That people exist

00:53:22That's your size

00:53:23But they not your friend

00:53:24And so

00:53:26I was caught up

00:53:26In a situation

00:53:27Because I could catch

00:53:28The midget looking at us

00:53:29Because my son

00:53:30Had been staring at him

00:53:31And I know my son

00:53:32Was a little thrown off

00:53:33Because he's like

00:53:33Man I ain't never seen

00:53:34A thick 4 year old

00:53:35Look like this before

00:53:36Because you don't let me think

00:53:38Let me think little people

00:53:39Just sitting there

00:53:40And you got two different

00:53:43Type of midgets

00:53:44You got the nice ones

00:53:45That's just accepted

00:53:46How they are

00:53:47And you know

00:53:47It's okay

00:53:48I'm short

00:53:48It's okay

00:53:49And then you got the other ones

00:53:50Got a chip on their shoulder

00:53:51They don't want the attention

00:53:52Don't want nobody

00:53:53Looking at you

00:53:53They mad

00:53:54And this was that one

00:53:54And I could feel him

00:53:57Looking at me

00:53:58And I just didn't want

00:53:59No problems

00:53:59You know what I'm saying

00:54:00Because I knew

00:54:00I was going to fight him

00:54:01Because he's just looking

00:54:01At me mean

00:54:02Because my son

00:54:03Had been staring at him

00:54:04The whole time

00:54:04Because you know

00:54:05Kids don't know

00:54:05They just be looking

00:54:06And you look

00:54:08He was looking dead

00:54:09At my son

00:54:10My son still looking

00:54:10At him

00:54:11Looking at him

00:54:11And I don't want

00:54:14No problems with him

00:54:15Because I don't know

00:54:15What the rules is

00:54:16You know what I mean

00:54:17I don't know

00:54:17If I fight him

00:54:18I don't know if you get full time

00:54:19Or half time

00:54:19I don't

00:54:20I ain't never fought a mission

00:54:21So I don't know

00:54:22What you get

00:54:22If you go to jail

00:54:24Do they

00:54:24Like

00:54:25Are you fighting

00:54:26Like I don't understand

00:54:27Is it assault

00:54:27Is it to attack

00:54:28I don't know

00:54:29So my son

00:54:31Yanking on me

00:54:32And I already know

00:54:33What he's trying to do

00:54:33I'm like

00:54:33No BJ

00:54:34We got to get on the plane

00:54:34He's like

00:54:35I want to go play

00:54:35With my friend

00:54:36Like no BJ

00:54:37No BJ

00:54:38I said

00:54:38We don't have no friends

00:54:39He's like

00:54:39But him

00:54:40Him

00:54:40He's my friend

00:54:41He's my size

00:54:42And I was like

00:54:45No BJ

00:54:45We got to hurry up

00:54:46And get on the plane

00:54:47So I'm so embarrassed

00:54:48I'm so embarrassed

00:54:49Because I can't tell him

00:54:50Right then

00:54:51What's going on

00:54:51Because there's a lot

00:54:52Of people around

00:54:53And you know

00:54:53He don't know

00:54:54How to whisper yet

00:54:54You know what I'm saying

00:54:55So that's just

00:54:56Going to be another

00:54:56Embarrassing moment

00:54:57So I don't know

00:54:58What to say

00:54:59So I'm like

00:54:59That's okay

00:55:00Let's get on the plane

00:55:00So he stopped asking me

00:55:01I'm thinking I'm good

00:55:02We getting on the plane

00:55:03And then the lines

00:55:04Start to merge

00:55:05As we start to check in

00:55:06And the midget man

00:55:07Just come sit

00:55:08Standing right next to us

00:55:09I'm like

00:55:09Oh no

00:55:10Jesus please

00:55:13Don't let this boy

00:55:14Start talking to him

00:55:15So my son

00:55:16What did he do

00:55:17Hi

00:55:18He's like

00:55:20Who's your favorite

00:55:20Ninja Turtle

00:55:21Mine's Donatello

00:55:24Because he's smart

00:55:25And the man's like

00:55:26I don't watch cartoons

00:55:27And my son looks at me

00:55:29Like

00:55:30What kid doesn't watch cartoons

00:55:31Like he's so confused

00:55:35And I'm like

00:55:35I don't know

00:55:36So he looks back at him

00:55:39I'm like

00:55:39Okay you ever saw

00:55:40The Avengers

00:55:41Who's your favorite

00:55:42Mine's Captain America

00:55:43And the man said

00:55:44Boy I am a grown man

00:55:45Leave me alone

00:55:46And he yelling

00:55:47My son

00:55:47And I get offended

00:55:48I was like

00:55:48Move back

00:55:49I was like

00:55:49Bro

00:55:49He don't know

00:55:50You a midget bro

00:55:50Don't yell at my son man

00:55:52He said

00:55:54Well you should teach your son

00:55:55I'm like

00:55:56Man he don't know

00:55:56You a midget bro

00:55:57You got a onesie on

00:55:58If you had a toot on

00:55:59He didn't know

00:55:59You was a midget

00:56:00Walk around here

00:56:02With a onesie on

00:56:03He's like

00:56:04You call me what

00:56:04I said

00:56:05I called you

00:56:06You a midget

00:56:07You don't call me no midget

00:56:08And I didn't know

00:56:09You don't call them midgets no more

00:56:10I didn't know

00:56:11That was politically incorrect

00:56:12Nobody taught me that

00:56:13I didn't know

00:56:14Nobody sent me no email

00:56:14Or nothing

00:56:15I didn't know

00:56:18So he offended

00:56:19We about to fight

00:56:20It's getting serious

00:56:21The security come over there

00:56:23Everything

00:56:23And he tell them

00:56:24Like he called me a midget

00:56:25And they got me

00:56:26In like the hole in the cell

00:56:27Where they put terrors at

00:56:28Me and my son BJ

00:56:29For harassing this man

00:56:33Because I called him a midget

00:56:34And I'm telling the security guy

00:56:36I'm like man

00:56:37I didn't know

00:56:37The police is talking to me

00:56:39I'm like man

00:56:39I didn't know

00:56:40They got me in this room

00:56:41It's like the CIA

00:56:42Where you can see the little glass

00:56:43Where they be interrogating people

00:56:44So I'm a little nervous

00:56:46And my son just sitting there

00:56:47Shaking his head

00:56:48Like he just disappointed

00:56:49I'm like what's wrong with you

00:56:53He's like dad

00:56:55I think his favorite

00:56:57His favorite Avenger was Hulk

00:56:58That's why he got mad

00:56:59Like I ain't no midget

00:57:00Shut up BJ

00:57:04That's not what he was mad for

00:57:05No dad it was

00:57:07It was the Hulk

00:57:07That's why he got really mad

00:57:09He did this

00:57:09Shut up BJ

00:57:10Just please shut up

00:57:11So we got a lot going on

00:57:23In the world today

00:57:24Yeah Trump our president

00:57:26I know y'all looking

00:57:28It's funny when you say that

00:57:30Because you're just looking

00:57:30At how people look

00:57:31Some people that voted for him

00:57:35Some people know

00:57:36You don't know what type of room it is

00:57:37So everybody looking around

00:57:38Like people like

00:57:40You better not clap

00:57:41You better not clap

00:57:41I understand we don't like them man

00:57:45I just don't like

00:57:46When we all get mean

00:57:47You know

00:57:48And I travel out the country

00:57:49You be embarrassed

00:57:50To tell people you're from America

00:57:51People like America

00:57:53You be like

00:57:54By way of Africa

00:57:56By way of Africa

00:57:57Like by way

00:58:01I was in Africa first

00:58:02And then we went over

00:58:03And visited America

00:58:04Now I reside there now

00:58:05All my life

00:58:06But yeah I came through

00:58:07Because you're embarrassed

00:58:10Some people embarrassed

00:58:11That Trump they president

00:58:12They didn't want to admit that

00:58:13But he your president regardless

00:58:14I know people like

00:58:15He not my president

00:58:16Just like the people

00:58:16That was saying

00:58:17Obama not they president

00:58:18You American

00:58:19He your president

00:58:20He might be

00:58:21He like that mama

00:58:23That come to the school

00:58:23With the raggedy robe on

00:58:24And looking horrible

00:58:25And you don't want to admit

00:58:26They're like

00:58:26That's your mama

00:58:27He's like

00:58:27Yeah that's her

00:58:31That's how you feel about Trump

00:58:34People mad too man

00:58:39People mad

00:58:41Like we

00:58:41We so divided as a country

00:58:43Because of that man

00:58:43The crazy part of this

00:58:45Regular people

00:58:46Has no say in that

00:58:47Like we fighting

00:58:48Amongst each other

00:58:48And none of us

00:58:49None of us change it

00:58:50You can do nothing

00:58:51Whether you like them or not

00:58:53You can do nothing

00:58:54But sit home and pray

00:58:55I bet you Trump

00:58:55Bringing people to Jesus

00:58:56People like Jesus

00:58:57Just don't let us

00:58:58Get into a war Jesus

00:58:59Please Jesus

00:59:01I don't know what's going on

00:59:02With his toupee

00:59:03Don't let it fall on the button

00:59:04Jesus please

00:59:05Don't let his toupee

00:59:07Fall on the button

00:59:08Just a little comb over

00:59:09People be mad about Trump

00:59:13Forgetting what he said

00:59:14People get mad about

00:59:15Like cause he be switching it up

00:59:17I think y'all forget

00:59:18This man is a senior citizen

00:59:20He is 70 years old

00:59:21How many grandfathers

00:59:23You know that don't forget

00:59:24They all forget

00:59:25This is a senior citizen

00:59:27Running the country

00:59:27Here's a problem

00:59:28When you're 70

00:59:29You're supposed to be retired

00:59:30And if you're gonna come back

00:59:32And get a job

00:59:33It shouldn't be running the country

00:59:35Trump's supposed to be

00:59:41Working at Walmart or something

00:59:43Hi I'm Donald

00:59:45Welcome to Walmart

00:59:46It's the best Walmart

00:59:48You ever shopped at

00:59:49Trust

00:59:49You're supposed to be at

00:59:55The senior citizen home

00:59:56Somewhere

00:59:56It's the best

00:59:58This is the best

00:59:58Nursery

00:59:59You're the best

01:00:01It's crazy how the media

01:00:05Have us just so divided

01:00:06Man

01:00:06Just like even with

01:00:07The travel ban

01:00:08And Muslims

01:00:09You know

01:00:09Because I thought

01:00:10All Muslims

01:00:10Was with the sheet

01:00:12You know

01:00:12With the sheets on their heads

01:00:13I thought they all

01:00:14Was terrorists

01:00:15Because of the media

01:00:16You know

01:00:17If you grew up in America

01:00:18You have a perspective

01:00:19Of thinking

01:00:20Everybody Osama bin Latins

01:00:22They got the sheet

01:00:23You know

01:00:23I'm being honest with you

01:00:25Because when you go to the airport

01:00:26And you see them

01:00:27You be nervous

01:00:28You know

01:00:29You know you be nervous

01:00:30Come on

01:00:30Because you done

01:00:31Grew up seeing this on TV

01:00:32And that's all you see them in

01:00:33So when you see them

01:00:34You be like

01:00:35I'm gonna get on the next plane

01:00:36No that's okay

01:00:36They got a few Osamas on there

01:00:38No they got the sheets

01:00:39And I got a chance

01:00:42To go to Dubai

01:00:43I got a chance

01:00:43To go to Dubai man

01:00:44Yeah

01:00:45It was beautiful

01:00:48But I was nervous

01:00:49They was paying me

01:00:50But I'm nervous

01:00:51Because I knew

01:00:51It was the Middle East

01:00:52And when I got off the plane

01:00:54It wasn't nothing

01:00:54But Osama bin Latins

01:00:55Walking around

01:00:55With a whole bunch

01:00:56Of sheets on their head

01:00:57And they had big sheets

01:00:59Little sheets

01:00:59They all was just

01:01:00Walking around the airport

01:01:00And I was nervous

01:01:01Because of my ignorance

01:01:03I thought everybody

01:01:04I'm like

01:01:04I'm over here

01:01:05In Terrace Town

01:01:06I'm like

01:01:10It's a lot of beds

01:01:11With no sheets

01:01:11Because they wearing them all

01:01:14They must just be

01:01:15Sleeping on their mattresses

01:01:16And I'm ignorant

01:01:18I don't know

01:01:19I don't know

01:01:20And then I went over there

01:01:22And I start

01:01:23Chilling with them

01:01:24And went into their malls

01:01:26And they regular people

01:01:27Just like me and you

01:01:28Like I learned

01:01:29That they are living life

01:01:31Trying to do the best

01:01:31For their family

01:01:32These are regular people

01:01:33I was like

01:01:34Wow

01:01:35They not terrorists

01:01:36At all

01:01:36They just got bad people

01:01:37In their culture

01:01:38Just like black people got

01:01:39Like any other culture

01:01:40Like any other religion

01:01:41Like you got bad people

01:01:42They don't make that religion

01:01:43Or that group of people

01:01:44Bad

01:01:46And I changed my whole mindset

01:01:49Being over there

01:01:50Because that's all you saw

01:01:51Was the people

01:01:52With the

01:01:52What

01:01:52What you call them

01:01:55The turbans

01:01:56On their head

01:01:56My bad

01:01:57I thought they were sheets

01:01:58Because it's a lot of it

01:01:59You know what I'm saying

01:02:00It looked like

01:02:00They got to get up early

01:02:02To put that on

01:02:03Like I don't know

01:02:03If it

01:02:03It seemed like

01:02:05They rap it for a long time

01:02:06No disrespect

01:02:08It just looked like

01:02:08It's a lot of work

01:02:09That's all I'm saying

01:02:10And I went over there

01:02:12Me and my wife

01:02:12Went over there

01:02:13Man it was such

01:02:14A beautiful place

01:02:15They so rich

01:02:15They rich in culture

01:02:17They rich in

01:02:17Great people

01:02:19I was like wow

01:02:20They was normal people man

01:02:22And some of them

01:02:23Over there

01:02:23They religion

01:02:24And their government

01:02:25Is one and the same

01:02:26So their religion

01:02:27Is how they live

01:02:28Like it's against the law

01:02:29For public affection

01:02:30You can't be in public

01:02:32Just to

01:02:32You know

01:02:33I was nervous

01:02:34When I came on

01:02:34And my wife

01:02:35Wanted to hold my hand

01:02:35I'm like not today

01:02:36Uh uh

01:02:37Don't touch me

01:02:39It's like baby

01:02:40Listen

01:02:40I'm trying to go to jail

01:02:42I don't know the rules over here

01:02:43Okay

01:02:44We trying to make back home

01:02:45We together in spirit

01:02:46Right now

01:02:47Okay

01:02:47Like I didn't know

01:02:52Like they

01:02:52You know

01:02:53It's illegal to be gay

01:02:54In Dubai

01:02:56It's illegal

01:02:56In the Middle East

01:02:57That's state religion

01:02:58Me and my wife

01:02:59Went to this little restaurant

01:03:00And the waiter

01:03:00Was super gay

01:03:01He was the nicest guy

01:03:04Nicest guy ever

01:03:05But I felt like

01:03:06He kept flirting with me

01:03:07And I was scared

01:03:07That they was gonna

01:03:08Take us both to jail

01:03:09How's your order

01:03:11Yes

01:03:12I like your

01:03:13Scanathon milky chocolate

01:03:15I'm sitting there

01:03:17Nervous

01:03:17Like babe

01:03:18Order from me

01:03:18They gonna think

01:03:19We together

01:03:19Do he not know

01:03:20Do he not know

01:03:21They gonna take us to jail

01:03:22Tell him

01:03:23He don't know

01:03:23They gonna take all of us

01:03:24To jail

01:03:24They gonna take us to jail

01:03:25The vendor meets me

01:03:29He's so nice

01:03:29I'm like

01:03:30He don't know

01:03:30How he get over here

01:03:31He was a nice guy

01:03:35I had a good time

01:03:36I used to be homophobic too

01:03:37I'm gonna be honest

01:03:38I used to be homophobic

01:03:39I did

01:03:40I thought

01:03:41I used to be homophobic

01:03:42I thought all gay dudes

01:03:43Were trying to get me

01:03:44I thought like

01:03:45Gay dudes objective

01:03:46Was to recruit

01:03:47As many straight men

01:03:48As possible

01:03:48That's what I thought

01:03:51I thought they would have me

01:03:54Like let's sound

01:03:54Let's sound

01:03:55We're gonna get

01:03:56As many as we can

01:03:57Okay

01:03:57On three

01:03:58One two three

01:03:58Mans

01:03:59And they just all run

01:03:59Yes

01:04:02Him

01:04:03Him

01:04:03I love him

01:04:04Bring him

01:04:04Yes

01:04:04Thank you

01:04:05Him with the glasses

01:04:06Bring him

01:04:06Yes

01:04:07Just be straight

01:04:08Man

01:04:08Don't take me

01:04:09And they come out

01:04:14The house

01:04:14Hey

01:04:14I was ignorant man

01:04:23I didn't know

01:04:23Cause I grew up

01:04:24On the south side

01:04:25Like I thought

01:04:26All men were like this

01:04:27Until I went over

01:04:29To one of my friend's house

01:04:30She had a

01:04:30Her brother was gay

01:04:31She like

01:04:32Listen baby

01:04:32We're gonna go in there

01:04:33Please don't talk

01:04:34About my brother

01:04:34He's gay

01:04:35I was like

01:04:35Alright

01:04:35We'll talk about him

01:04:36Cause he a person

01:04:41I didn't say nothing

01:04:42I walk in the house

01:04:42He's like

01:04:43Hi

01:04:43I'm like

01:04:43Why you gay

01:04:44Why you gay bro

01:04:45She's like

01:04:47Barry

01:04:47I'm like

01:04:47I'm sorry

01:04:47I thought he was

01:04:48Gonna be a little gay

01:04:49But he real gay

01:04:49He's like

01:04:50Hi

01:04:50I thought he was

01:04:51Like hi

01:04:51But he's like

01:04:51Hi

01:04:52He's like

01:05:00Let me talk to him

01:05:01So he started

01:05:02Going in

01:05:02Schooling

01:05:03Like

01:05:03Every gay man

01:05:04Ain't trying to get at you

01:05:05Like

01:05:05Who ain't trying to get with you

01:05:06He's like

01:05:07For example

01:05:07You're not even my type

01:05:08At all

01:05:09And I ain't gay

01:05:15Or nothing

01:05:16But I'm like

01:05:16What's wrong with me

01:05:17I mean

01:05:22I

01:05:22I was offended

01:05:24A little bit

01:05:25Cause I

01:05:25I don't want him

01:05:26To like me

01:05:26But a little bit

01:05:27I don't wanna talk about it

01:05:29It's weird

01:05:29But I want it to be

01:05:30Attractive

01:05:30Is all I'm saying

01:05:31Nevermind

01:05:34Yeah man

01:05:39And I

01:05:39I thought

01:05:40All gay dudes

01:05:40Came one way

01:05:41I thought

01:05:42All gay dudes

01:05:42Was flamboyant

01:05:44Until I started traveling

01:05:45I thought

01:05:45All gay dudes

01:05:46Came one way

01:05:46Hey

01:05:47How you doing

01:05:47Bananas and prune juice

01:05:49I don't know why

01:05:50That's

01:05:50That just seemed like

01:05:51Something they would say

01:05:52Bananas and prune juice

01:05:53Yeah

01:05:53You should have some

01:05:55Bananas and prune juice

01:05:56How you doing

01:05:57Bananas

01:05:58Bananas and prune juice

01:06:00Yeah

01:06:00It's a good mixture

01:06:02Yes

01:06:02I'm like

01:06:05What up bro

01:06:06Bananas and prune juice

01:06:07I'm well

01:06:08You should try

01:06:15Some bananas and prune juice

01:06:16It's so flavorful

01:06:18And I thought

01:06:22All gay dudes

01:06:22Came like that

01:06:23But they don't

01:06:24Some of them

01:06:25Act and talk

01:06:25Just like me

01:06:26I went on a gay date

01:06:28And didn't even know it

01:06:29Don't judge me

01:06:31Let me tell you

01:06:32What happened first

01:06:32Let me tell you

01:06:33What happened

01:06:33No no no

01:06:35For real

01:06:35Don't look at

01:06:36Don't look at me

01:06:36Like that

01:06:37Let me tell you

01:06:37What happened first

01:06:38I like girls

01:06:39Listen

01:06:40I play ball

01:06:41I play ball

01:06:42I thought I was

01:06:43Gonna go to the NBA

01:06:43But I'm like

01:06:44No I'm gonna do

01:06:44These jokes

01:06:45You know what I'm saying

01:06:46So I'm hooping

01:06:50And any

01:06:51Any men that play

01:06:52Open runs

01:06:53And you still got

01:06:54Hoop dreams

01:06:54You go to the gym

01:06:55Play different runs

01:06:55So I'm playing on this

01:06:56Team with this one guy

01:06:57He like 6'5

01:06:58The boy can go

01:07:00Like we ran the gym

01:07:01The whole day

01:07:01Like he can hoop

01:07:02You know what I mean

01:07:03So after the run's over

01:07:05I'm like

01:07:05Hey bro

01:07:05Where you be hooping at

01:07:06So he starts chopping

01:07:07I used to play overseas

01:07:09I'm like

01:07:09Oh that's what's up

01:07:09And I ain't thinking

01:07:10Nothing

01:07:10We chopping it up

01:07:11Cause he act like me

01:07:12He talk just like me

01:07:13So I'm thinking

01:07:14It's cool

01:07:14He's like

01:07:14Hey what you doing

01:07:15Later though

01:07:15It's like

01:07:17Nothing

01:07:17What's up

01:07:19It's like

01:07:22I got some tickets

01:07:22To a basketball game

01:07:23You wanna go

01:07:23It's like

01:07:24Yeah man

01:07:25He's like

01:07:25I'll pick you up

01:07:26And everything

01:07:26Put your number

01:07:27In the phone

01:07:27I'm like

01:07:27Yeah

01:07:28For sure

01:07:29Do I save it

01:07:36He's like

01:07:40Cool

01:07:40I'm gonna come get you

01:07:41I'm like

01:07:41Bet

01:07:41And I ain't got to drive

01:07:43And I'm going to a basketball game

01:07:44I'm excited

01:07:48I ain't thinking

01:07:49Nothing

01:07:49He act like me

01:07:50It's all just like me

01:07:51I'm thinking

01:07:52Two dudes

01:07:52Going to watch

01:07:53The basketball game

01:07:54Like we do

01:07:54You feel what I'm saying

01:07:55And mind you

01:07:58I live in LA

01:07:58So we going to a Lakers game

01:08:00This was when Kobe

01:08:00Was still playing

01:08:01Guess who we went

01:08:02To go see him play

01:08:03LeBron

01:08:04Yeah

01:08:05I like LeBron

01:08:06So I'm excited

01:08:07I get to see Kobe

01:08:08Play his last season

01:08:09Against LeBron

01:08:09Oh wow

01:08:11So excited

01:08:11I'm excited

01:08:12So

01:08:13So he come pick me up

01:08:14And I was a little

01:08:15I wasn't ready

01:08:15He got there early

01:08:16I text him

01:08:17Like I'm still getting dressed

01:08:18I'll be down in a minute

01:08:19I'm still getting dressed

01:08:24So I finally come downstairs

01:08:29And he got the Tahoe truck

01:08:31He got the Tahoe truck

01:08:32I don't know if y'all saw

01:08:33The new Tahoe trucks

01:08:33But they nice

01:08:34And the passenger door

01:08:35Was open

01:08:36So I'm like

01:08:37Oh these the new ones

01:08:37They must have got a button

01:08:38That opened the passenger door

01:08:40For you

01:08:40Because he was in the car

01:08:41So I'm like

01:08:42That's cool

01:08:42So I get in the car

01:08:44And I don't know

01:08:44If you've been in those trucks

01:08:45But they real big seats

01:08:47And if you're not a big guy

01:08:48You feel a little

01:08:49A little consumed in the seat

01:08:52You just feel real comfortable

01:08:55You're like

01:08:55Oh this is nice

01:08:56Just feel a little timid

01:08:58A little safe

01:08:59You feel

01:08:59It just kind of balls you up

01:09:03In the seat

01:09:04Is what I'm trying to say

01:09:05So I'm sitting there

01:09:07With my arms in my lap

01:09:08Like this

01:09:08Admiring the car

01:09:09This is nice

01:09:10This is a 2017

01:09:13That's nice

01:09:14He's like

01:09:15You like that

01:09:15I'm like

01:09:16Yeah

01:09:16He had Jodeci playing

01:09:19In the background

01:09:20But I ain't thinking nothing

01:09:21Cause he

01:09:22He talk like me

01:09:23He act just like me

01:09:24So we get to the game

01:09:26We get to the game y'all

01:09:27When we get to the game

01:09:29We have floor seats

01:09:31Floor

01:09:33Listen

01:09:33If you're

01:09:34If you're a basketball player

01:09:35I ain't never

01:09:36You know how much it costs

01:09:36To sit at the floor

01:09:37I can touch the wood

01:09:39LeBron

01:09:40What's up man

01:09:40What's up

01:09:41Hey man put me in bro

01:09:43I'm excited

01:09:45I ain't never

01:09:46Sit at the floor

01:09:47The floor seats

01:09:49Man they got comfortable

01:09:50Tears

01:09:50And I was like

01:09:52So excited

01:09:52I'm like

01:09:52I couldn't believe it

01:09:53I'm like

01:09:53These are seats

01:09:55He's like

01:09:56Yeah

01:09:56I'm like

01:09:56You sure ain't

01:09:57Nobody gonna come get us

01:09:58He's like

01:10:00No bro

01:10:00We good

01:10:01I'm like

01:10:01Man

01:10:01And in my mind

01:10:02I'm like

01:10:02This is my new best friend

01:10:03Men don't usually say that

01:10:06But this

01:10:07Ain't nobody ever

01:10:07Treated me like this

01:10:08Ain't nobody ever

01:10:11Did nothing like this

01:10:12For me bro

01:10:13I'm thinking

01:10:15We gonna be boys

01:10:16Bro

01:10:16Like

01:10:16This is my dude

01:10:18Man he cool bro

01:10:19And so I'm so excited

01:10:22Y'all don't understand

01:10:22As a basketball fan

01:10:24Understand this

01:10:25As a basketball fan

01:10:26I'm on the floor

01:10:28With all the NBA players

01:10:30In the night seats

01:10:32With the famous people

01:10:33I'm looking at the famous

01:10:35I'm like

01:10:35Maybe one day

01:10:36I'm up here

01:10:37Maybe they think something

01:10:37You know

01:10:38I don't know

01:10:38So anyway man

01:10:40I looked at the menu

01:10:41I'm finna order me something to eat

01:10:42And I wasn't prepared for the menu

01:10:44Cause I'm used to sitting

01:10:44Where the peasants sit

01:10:45So anybody that sit on the floor

01:10:49You got your own menu

01:10:50It's a whole nother menu

01:10:51And it was just a lot of money

01:10:53So I was a little conflicted

01:10:55Like oh you gotta save up

01:10:56To buy something to eat here

01:10:57You gotta put the money away

01:10:59A few months

01:11:00To buy a meal

01:11:01And so I'm looked at the conflicted

01:11:03He's like

01:11:03Hey bro

01:11:03You good

01:11:04Whatever you order

01:11:06Is on me

01:11:06I was like

01:11:07Really

01:11:07Thank you

01:11:13You alright bro

01:11:17So we have a great time man

01:11:23Great time

01:11:24We driving back home

01:11:25Talking about the game

01:11:26I get out the car

01:11:27I'm like

01:11:28Alright bro

01:11:28I'm about to go on

01:11:29Go in the house

01:11:29Bro man

01:11:30Thank you bro

01:11:30We gotta hang out again

01:11:31So I come in with the hook

01:11:33Like regular men do

01:11:34We do the one arm

01:11:35We come in

01:11:35It's always three inches of space

01:11:37Between your face

01:11:38Nobody told you that

01:11:40You just know the rules

01:11:41You know what I'm saying

01:11:42You know the rules

01:11:43You know what I'm saying

01:11:44So I'm about to come in

01:11:45For a hug

01:11:46And he opened both of his arms

01:11:47So it's like

01:11:51Everything slowed down

01:11:52I'm coming in

01:11:53And y'all gotta imagine

01:11:56I'm on a high

01:11:56I had such a great time

01:11:58I'm like

01:12:00Maybe he think we like brothers

01:12:01So I don't wanna make it weird

01:12:02Cause he showed me

01:12:02Such a great time

01:12:03I'm just gonna commit

01:12:04Cause I had such a good time

01:12:10You know

01:12:10So I'm like

01:12:12Maybe he think we had brothers

01:12:13Cause I hugged my brother

01:12:14With two arms

01:12:15So that's why

01:12:15I'm like

01:12:15That's nothing

01:12:16He act like me

01:12:17Talking like me

01:12:17He ain't stripping

01:12:18So I come in like

01:12:19What's up boy

01:12:19Appreciate that

01:12:20I hug him like that

01:12:22And I feel his face

01:12:23Get a little close to mine

01:12:24Maybe

01:12:25He didn't know

01:12:26Maybe he didn't know

01:12:27You know what I'm saying

01:12:28The three little inches

01:12:29He didn't know

01:12:30And I feel his face

01:12:32I feel his hair rub

01:12:33On my face

01:12:34Like hey bro

01:12:34That's gay

01:12:35Get off me bro

01:12:35Your face touching mine

01:12:37He's like

01:12:38I am gay

01:12:39Huh

01:12:43You mean like happy

01:12:44Like elated

01:12:45He's like

01:12:48No I'm gay

01:12:49That's why

01:12:50We went on this date

01:12:51We ain't gonna go

01:12:53No date with you

01:12:53I ain't gonna

01:12:54Bro

01:12:55I ain't gonna go

01:12:56No date with you

01:12:56Why you

01:12:56You gay

01:12:58Are you gay

01:13:01Bro you gay for real

01:13:02He's like

01:13:03Yeah I'm gay

01:13:03I'm like

01:13:03So I'm man

01:13:05I don't know

01:13:05How to feel inside

01:13:06I'm upset

01:13:06Cause

01:13:07I'm like bro

01:13:08We ain't going no date

01:13:09He's like

01:13:09That's why I asked you out

01:13:11I'm like

01:13:11You don't ask no man out

01:13:12You didn't ask me out

01:13:14He's like

01:13:15Yeah you did say

01:13:16Okay you did say

01:13:17You wanna go out

01:13:18But you ain't

01:13:18Bro you gotta ask me

01:13:20Hey Barry you wanna go on gay day

01:13:21I don't know

01:13:21You ask me out

01:13:22I don't know what that mean

01:13:24You act like me

01:13:26You gay

01:13:27He's like

01:13:29I'm sorry

01:13:30I didn't mean to offend you

01:13:31I thought you was like me

01:13:32I thought we was on the same page

01:13:33Man we ain't even in the same book man

01:13:35I'm not gay

01:13:37You gay

01:13:38And I'm upset

01:13:40Because I wanna punch him

01:13:41But he showed me such a great time

01:13:42I don't know how to feel inside

01:13:43My emotions all over the place

01:13:46Ladies I understand

01:13:47How y'all feel

01:13:48Cause I was just confused

01:13:50I was like

01:13:51I wanna punch him

01:13:54But he's such a good dude

01:13:55So I'm like bro

01:14:09I'm not gay man

01:14:10I'm not gay

01:14:11He's like man

01:14:13So we can't do this again

01:14:14No we can't do this again dude

01:14:19I'm not gay

01:14:19He's like man

01:14:21It's just that I had season tickets

01:14:22You wanna come here

01:14:43For some banana and prone juice

01:14:44Hey y'all

01:14:46I'm Perry Poole

01:14:46God bless y'all

01:14:47Thank you man

01:14:48So keep on

01:15:03No worries, no problems over here

01:15:07Let's take flights

01:15:09So high off the ground that you can't see them streetlights

01:15:14You can only see the clouds from here

01:15:17So get on my level, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:15:22So get on my level, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:15:27I'm on another level, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:15:32So get on my level, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:15:36If you only believe you can get on my

01:15:38Get on my

01:15:41Get on my level

01:15:44Get on my

01:15:46Flashlights

01:15:50Put your lightings in the air if you spoke, have a good time

01:15:54One time, two time, three time for the maiden

01:15:58It's been last night

01:16:00Go hard till it ends, no regrets

01:16:02Don't even think twice

01:16:05We'll never get to live again

01:16:07So get on my

01:16:08The hopes I have for my future is that I'm able to impact the entertainment industry in an inspirational way.

01:16:16Like, to be from Chicago and to make it to the highest stage you can make it in my career

01:16:21To show people it doesn't matter where you come from

01:16:24It doesn't matter how much money your mom had and dad had or if you had a mom or dad

01:16:29Like, no matter what your circumstance is, whatever you truly believe you can do, you can do

01:16:34I would hope that at the height of my career that people look at me like, I can do it

01:16:40I want to be the president, I can do it

01:16:42I want to be this, but my situation don't look like that

01:16:45I don't see how I get there from here

01:16:48So I would hope that my success shows the world that at the highest level

01:16:54Like, wow, no matter where I'm at, you mean I can make it?

01:16:57You know, and a shout out to Kevin Hart because I think that his story is very similar to that

01:17:02And I moved out to LA right before he hit real big

01:17:05So I kind of got to see it happen

01:17:06You know, and so that was definitely more inspirational for me

01:17:09Like, oh, okay

01:17:12You know, I just got to stay with it

01:17:13I got to believe and I got to stay with it

01:17:15I definitely think living in Chicago, growing up in Chicago

01:17:18Is contributing to everything in my essence

01:17:22Because it taught me to

01:17:24It taught me some foundational things that I still apply today

01:17:26Being grateful

01:17:27Not having much and being able to have a little more

01:17:32Definitely you appreciate it more

01:17:34Growing up here contributed everything to my, you know, stand up and to my being

01:17:45Twice

01:17:46We'll never get to live again

01:17:48So get on my level

01:17:50Yeah

01:17:52Yeah

01:17:53So get on my level

01:17:55Yeah

01:17:56Yeah

01:17:57Yeah

01:17:58I'm on another level

01:18:00Yeah

01:18:01Yeah

01:18:02I'm on another level

01:18:04I'm on another level

01:18:05Yeah

01:18:06Yeah

01:18:07Yeah

01:18:08Yeah

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01:18:11Yeah

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