Lil Rel Howery brings his signature humor to Chicago’s What’s Funny Comedy Festival in a personal, hilarious, high-energy stand-up performance.
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00:00:03Doobie Doobie
00:00:06If y'all ready for Lil' Real, make some god damn noise!
00:00:10He's ready!
00:00:12The Chicago Road!
00:00:13The West Side Road!
00:00:16The Kansas Road!
00:00:17Make some noise!
00:00:19For Lil' Real!
00:00:21Real!
00:00:30Real!
00:00:54Doobie Doobie
00:00:57We're everywhere!
00:00:58That Cho PHONE
00:00:59If I'm good
00:00:59What up, y'all? Make some noise, y'all. What up?
00:01:05Yeah.
00:01:08That's right. I got my fucking chest hair out.
00:01:10You can't tell me shit.
00:01:14You know a nigga in his 40s get comfortable with the chest hair out.
00:01:17I don't give a fuck.
00:01:19I'm like, this is the last day of summer. Fuck it. I'm with this chest hair out.
00:01:24I went to church like this and everything.
00:01:25I couldn't wait to put my offering in.
00:01:29No, I don't want no envelope. I'm putting cash in. You know what I mean?
00:01:40Let me tell y'all. I'm so fucking happy right now.
00:01:42Give it up for yourselves for coming out tonight, Chicago.
00:01:48It feel good. This is my fourth special. You know what I'm saying?
00:01:51This is my fourth fucking special.
00:01:55And I'm at the crib.
00:01:57But you know what's funny? I've been home,
00:01:58and I've been trying to support a lot of black businesses and shit.
00:02:01So, you know, I got a black car service at, uh, you know.
00:02:08I got to be honest. This was some crazy shit.
00:02:10First of all, I don't know who my assistant called.
00:02:12I don't know who the fuck she hired.
00:02:14First of all, this nigga was old as fuck, right?
00:02:17And he called me.
00:02:18I don't know if you ever had a car service before.
00:02:19They're supposed to meet you at baggage claim
00:02:21with a sign with your name on it.
00:02:24This nigga called me. I'm like, hello?
00:02:25Where you at? I'm like, what do you mean, where you at?
00:02:28I'm like, who is this?
00:02:29Who is this?
00:02:30It's like, nigga, it's me. Who are you?
00:02:33Oh, oh, you my client.
00:02:34Hey, where you at?
00:02:39I said, where you at?
00:02:40I walk outside. This nigga driving a limo.
00:02:44First of all, I ain't been in limos
00:02:45since six funerals ago.
00:02:46You know what I'm saying?
00:02:48Like, it was a full-blown limousine.
00:02:50You know what I mean?
00:02:53Nigga out there with that headset on there.
00:02:54You know the Bluetooth with the headset like this?
00:02:57Nigga look like he working for a customer service.
00:02:58You know what I'm saying?
00:02:59Nigga waving at me like he my uncle and shit.
00:03:07I get over there.
00:03:07That nigga already shaking his shit
00:03:09because he was old as fuck.
00:03:10So I got my luggage.
00:03:11And I'm like, hey, man,
00:03:12you want me to put it in the trunk myself?
00:03:13You know, I got a goddamn need to slap my hand.
00:03:18So I picked up Dr. King.
00:03:19I'm like, what the fuck that supposed to mean?
00:03:21He started picking that shit up.
00:03:23He was shaking his ass off.
00:03:26This old-ass nigga had to lay in the trunk
00:03:28with the luggage to get in there.
00:03:29That nigga was...
00:03:32He had to lay in there with it and shit.
00:03:35He got stuck.
00:03:35He had to call me on the Bluetooth.
00:03:36Hello?
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:38Where you at?
00:03:39What you mean, where I'm at?
00:03:40I'm in the car.
00:03:41Hey, man, come out here and come get me
00:03:42if you want to get where you're going.
00:03:45Nigga had on past the boots and shit
00:03:46when I walked out there.
00:03:48You know, the boots that zip up.
00:03:56We're getting that fucking limo.
00:03:57I guess this nigga thought,
00:03:58you know, old people don't know
00:03:59how to use Bluetooth.
00:04:01We in a limo,
00:04:02I can hear the whole conversation
00:04:04because he didn't realize
00:04:05the shit transferred to the speakers
00:04:06from that big-ass Bluetooth.
00:04:09He don't even argue with his wife and shit.
00:04:12She's like, look,
00:04:13I need some toilet paper.
00:04:14Look here, goddamn it.
00:04:15I'm almost there.
00:04:17I try to tell him,
00:04:18hey, brother, the Bluetooth,
00:04:19I can hear your conversation.
00:04:21People try to raise their little partition up
00:04:22like that's what it was.
00:04:25You know, that shit was old as fuck
00:04:26because it's a limo.
00:04:27It's an old-ass limo.
00:04:28I'm like, nigga,
00:04:29you got that from A&A Rainer, motherfucker?
00:04:34Got me in a funeral limo.
00:04:41Had this nigga take me to Walgreens and shit.
00:04:44I'm like, where the fuck you taking me and shit?
00:04:46I knew he was on some bullshit.
00:04:47Because this is the thing about it.
00:04:48This is how you know
00:04:48you're in a sketchy neighborhood.
00:04:50And let me say this,
00:04:50it's a little confusing now in Chicago,
00:04:52especially out west
00:04:53because it's kind of gentrified,
00:04:54but it's not gentrified.
00:04:59Like, Chicago is weird.
00:05:00It's like they couldn't get rid
00:05:01of all the dope fiends.
00:05:02Those niggas still walking around.
00:05:04But seeing white people
00:05:05not scared of dope fiends
00:05:06is the weirdest shit in the world to me.
00:05:08You see somebody walking a poodle
00:05:10to a nigga doing this shit.
00:05:13Yeah, you be walking past
00:05:14that guy there
00:05:14when you see him and shit.
00:05:15I don't give a fuck.
00:05:20I saw a nigga get mad.
00:05:21What the fuck happened
00:05:21to the neighborhood?
00:05:31Nigga dope fiends
00:05:31walking around
00:05:32with that goddamn store bag.
00:05:33You know that bag?
00:05:34You don't know
00:05:35what store it came from.
00:05:36It's just a black bag
00:05:36full of shit.
00:05:39You got chicken
00:05:40and airborne in there.
00:05:53Went to this ghetto-ass
00:05:54Walgreens and shit.
00:05:56I just needed some deodorant.
00:05:57But you know how you
00:05:58want to fuck the Walgreens
00:05:59when they lock everything up.
00:06:00That's how you know that shit.
00:06:02Well, you got to ring
00:06:02that fucking doorbell
00:06:03to get a nigga.
00:06:07You got to ring
00:06:07that fucking doorbell.
00:06:08Ding dong.
00:06:12You know the nigga
00:06:12with the key be irritated.
00:06:13Oh, goddamn, what?
00:06:16What the fuck you want?
00:06:16Hurry up and tell me
00:06:17what you want, man.
00:06:18Show me the money first.
00:06:20They're like, what?
00:06:21Show me $6.97.
00:06:24I ain't unlocking shit
00:06:25till you show me $6.97.
00:06:26You hear what I'm saying, T?
00:06:29You unlock that shit
00:06:30with an attitude
00:06:31because you know
00:06:31that shit be popping back.
00:06:32Hurry up or it'll snap back.
00:06:33Hurry up!
00:06:35Hurry up and snap it back,
00:06:37motherfucker!
00:06:46Nigga, be nosy as hell.
00:06:47What, you must see or something?
00:06:48None of your fucking business!
00:06:50Give me the Cool Rush
00:06:51and shut the fuck up.
00:07:00I would've went to the Dollar Tree,
00:07:02but that shit looks scary as hell.
00:07:07Them Dollar Trees be looking scary.
00:07:08You don't know if it's open or not.
00:07:09You ever go to the Dollar Tree
00:07:10like, is they open?
00:07:12Too many niggas outside
00:07:13with a tank top.
00:07:18Them niggas be trying
00:07:19to hold the door for you.
00:07:20Oh, I got you.
00:07:20Go ahead, man.
00:07:21You know, you know, you...
00:07:26Oh, hold up, fam.
00:07:27You good, fam?
00:07:27Go ahead, go ahead.
00:07:32They ain't never got shit
00:07:33in order in Dollar Tree.
00:07:36Like, where the water's at?
00:07:37Uh, next to the diapers?
00:07:38Why?
00:07:39Why?
00:07:39Why?
00:07:41Like, there's a bunch of niggas
00:07:42that can't read that work there.
00:07:43They don't know where
00:07:44to put that shit at.
00:07:54I'm glad y'all laughing
00:07:54at this shit.
00:07:57Glad I'm home.
00:07:58I got a real haircut?
00:07:59Shit.
00:08:01Man, I've been fucked up
00:08:02for like two weeks.
00:08:03I just shot two movies,
00:08:04and I trust them white people
00:08:06cutting my hair.
00:08:06I was like, fuck it.
00:08:10I got me a nigga
00:08:11to cut my hair today.
00:08:12I'm so happy.
00:08:15Y'all just don't even fucking know.
00:08:18Come on, Barbara.
00:08:19This nigga went on vacation
00:08:20before I came out here,
00:08:22which is so fucking awesome.
00:08:23I'm paying him too well.
00:08:26You on vacation?
00:08:28God damn, nigga.
00:08:29How good you doing?
00:08:32You making more
00:08:32to your boofer, huh?
00:08:39That nigga had me fucked up
00:08:40because he wouldn't answer
00:08:41the phone.
00:08:41I was calling the shit
00:08:42out of him.
00:08:43I showed up at the shop
00:08:43like I was his baby mama.
00:08:44My arms are holding.
00:08:45Reggie in here?
00:08:47My arms are holding.
00:08:48Where Reggie at?
00:08:54You know, that's the baby mama arms.
00:08:55Hey, where he at?
00:09:06Fuck out of here.
00:09:08He wasn't there.
00:09:09Then all the other barbers
00:09:10I liked was all,
00:09:11they all had clients.
00:09:12They always got that
00:09:13one free nigga.
00:09:14He be happy as hell.
00:09:14I take you, you know,
00:09:15and do all that.
00:09:18He be cleaning the shit
00:09:19out that chain.
00:09:20Nobody sit there in weeks.
00:09:22I take you.
00:09:24He got to plug all his shit in
00:09:26because he ain't had nobody.
00:09:27He got to put his jacket
00:09:29on and shit.
00:09:38You got to sit with this nigga.
00:09:40He ain't cut.
00:09:40He nervous as fuck
00:09:41because he ain't cut nobody
00:09:41in weeks.
00:09:43He be trying to small talk
00:09:44his ass off.
00:09:44Oh, so okay,
00:09:45what you got going on today?
00:09:48What the fuck?
00:09:48I just cut my fucking hair.
00:09:49I don't want to talk to me.
00:09:53Sitting there,
00:09:54this nigga fucked me up too
00:09:55because let me tell you this.
00:09:56I'm about to be 45,
00:09:57so I'm on the last leg
00:09:59of my hair.
00:09:59You can't,
00:10:00I can't do no more fuck-ups.
00:10:03You nicking me this time,
00:10:04the rest of that shit
00:10:04going back there,
00:10:05you know what I mean?
00:10:07Anybody who bald in here
00:10:08know what the fuck
00:10:09I'm talking about.
00:10:10You remember your last haircut?
00:10:15Nigga sent you back.
00:10:17The rest of your head
00:10:18be like,
00:10:18all right,
00:10:19I guess we going back here.
00:10:19Come on, y'all.
00:10:22Come on, y'all.
00:10:23He fucked us up.
00:10:33Motherfucker nicked the shit
00:10:34out of my ass.
00:10:36I knew it
00:10:36because I heard it.
00:10:38You know,
00:10:39because let's think about it.
00:10:39Like, black,
00:10:40I love being black
00:10:41because we can hear
00:10:41when somebody fuck us up.
00:10:43I feel bad for white people
00:10:45because they only get the scissors.
00:10:46They should be quiet as hell.
00:10:47They should get them scissors.
00:10:50That shit be silent.
00:10:51They don't know
00:10:51what the fuck going on.
00:10:53They don't know what they got
00:10:53until they're twisting them around.
00:10:59They don't know what the fuck going on.
00:11:01Shit.
00:11:04You can hear them
00:11:05clip as fuck you up
00:11:06because that shit,
00:11:06that's a good sound.
00:11:07Yang,
00:11:08yang,
00:11:09yang.
00:11:10I heard,
00:11:11what the fuck was that?
00:11:14That nigga cut the lights out
00:11:15in the shot
00:11:15so I could look in the mirror.
00:11:17Motherfucker,
00:11:18what you do to me?
00:11:20Cut the lights back on,
00:11:21nigga.
00:11:26This is how I knew
00:11:27he fucked me up
00:11:27when he started
00:11:28stepping away from me
00:11:28and shit.
00:11:29That nigga went zam
00:11:30in me from all types of this.
00:11:32He kept changing guards
00:11:33and shit.
00:11:36Anybody got number seven?
00:11:42This is how I knew
00:11:43he fucked me up.
00:11:43Hey, brother,
00:11:44where the hole are you?
00:11:44Oh, no, you good.
00:11:45Go home, man.
00:11:46It's all good.
00:11:46Happy birthday.
00:11:47It ain't my fucking birthday.
00:11:48It ain't my fucking birthday.
00:11:55Bullshit-ass fucking barbers.
00:11:57Sick of these niggas.
00:11:59I hate tall-ass barbers, too.
00:12:01They get on my fucking nerves.
00:12:03Niggas should be playing
00:12:04in the summer league.
00:12:04He couldn't hear.
00:12:08You know,
00:12:09because they got
00:12:09that tall-ass torso.
00:12:11So you be sitting there,
00:12:12it be all dick first-team.
00:12:16You be scared to turn your head
00:12:17and shit.
00:12:19Everywhere he go,
00:12:20you try to move and shit.
00:12:22Nigga, grab your head
00:12:22like you a little kid
00:12:23and shit.
00:12:24Sit still.
00:12:29I hate them aggressive-ass barbers.
00:12:31Niggas, sit still.
00:12:33Nigga, grab you like you seven
00:12:34and your mama coming
00:12:35to pick you up.
00:12:48Fellas, this is fucked up
00:12:49because, you know,
00:12:51we can't just throw a wig on.
00:12:58We can't.
00:13:00They've never made
00:13:01a successful man wig, ever.
00:13:04I'm sick of this shit.
00:13:05We should get some wig.
00:13:06I should be able
00:13:07to give me a fucking
00:13:07high-top fade for no reason
00:13:08if I feel like it.
00:13:12I'd love to go to the music
00:13:13and be like,
00:13:13oh, shit,
00:13:14you want the Bobby Brown.
00:13:15Hold on.
00:13:17Hell yeah.
00:13:18Niggas been wearing
00:13:18the fuck out of these slopes.
00:13:20I guess it's a 90s party
00:13:21tomorrow or something
00:13:22because everybody
00:13:22got their face.
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:30Give me that Denzel
00:13:31training day.
00:13:32Hell yeah.
00:13:34Give me the 360s.
00:13:49Weird game.
00:13:52I'm glad school
00:13:53just started back.
00:13:54Thank God.
00:13:56These kids back
00:13:57at the fucking school.
00:13:58I forgot how hungry they'd be.
00:13:59Don't you forget
00:13:59that in the summer?
00:14:00Like, oh, shit,
00:14:01I'm supposed to feed you.
00:14:05You should just give
00:14:05you something at five.
00:14:06You're here all day now, huh?
00:14:12These kids be hungry
00:14:12as hell walking up to you
00:14:14at 2.30.
00:14:15Excuse me.
00:14:18You ain't got no snacks
00:14:19or nothing.
00:14:19No, nigga,
00:14:20it ain't five o'clock.
00:14:21Shit.
00:14:22Shit.
00:14:28My damn kids
00:14:29are getting big.
00:14:30I got teenagers now
00:14:32and shit.
00:14:33Teenage daughters.
00:14:34First of all,
00:14:35having a teenage girl
00:14:36is so fucking weird.
00:14:37They are always
00:14:38so fucking irritated.
00:14:40God damn.
00:14:42You can't even speak
00:14:43to them without
00:14:44getting an attitude.
00:14:45Like, good morning.
00:14:46Oh, you know what I'm saying?
00:14:47Never mind.
00:14:47God damn.
00:14:49Just speak it
00:14:50to your mean ass shit.
00:14:57And I get my kids
00:14:58for the summer
00:14:58because, you know,
00:14:59I'm divorced
00:15:00so I'm a summertime dad.
00:15:02You know,
00:15:02these niggas
00:15:03come for the summer.
00:15:04You know,
00:15:04because dads ain't shit.
00:15:06I don't know
00:15:06all the other dads.
00:15:08You take them
00:15:08to the grocery store,
00:15:09like, get whatever you want.
00:15:10This is what you're going to eat.
00:15:11I don't give a fuck.
00:15:11I ain't making shit.
00:15:14You want to eat
00:15:15oodles and noodles
00:15:15all summer.
00:15:16It's all you, playboy.
00:15:19Y'all pick out
00:15:20whatever y'all want.
00:15:20I'll be at the rest of the shit.
00:15:21I don't give a fuck.
00:15:24My seven-year-old
00:15:24walk with all these goddamn...
00:15:26He walk with the whole thing
00:15:27of Ritz crackers.
00:15:28All right,
00:15:28is that what you want
00:15:29for the summer?
00:15:32Walking around.
00:15:33You took them out the box.
00:15:34All right,
00:15:34I got to really pay
00:15:35for this shit now.
00:15:43My daughter,
00:15:44shit,
00:15:45teenage girl.
00:15:45All she want to do
00:15:46is make TikToks
00:15:47all fucking day.
00:15:48She be propping that phone
00:15:49anywhere just fucking
00:15:50tick-tocking
00:15:51and doing all that
00:15:52weird shit
00:15:53they be doing.
00:15:57She be propping
00:15:58that shit anywhere,
00:15:59you know what I mean?
00:15:59So you don't know
00:15:59where the fuck
00:16:00they be in your house.
00:16:02I went to her TikTok
00:16:03to make sure
00:16:03she wasn't on no bullshit
00:16:05and I'm looking,
00:16:06I'm in the background
00:16:07of so many
00:16:07fucking TikToks
00:16:08mad at my business
00:16:10because you don't know
00:16:11where they be
00:16:11propping that shit
00:16:12in the house.
00:16:12You know,
00:16:12they be in that door,
00:16:13that shit everywhere.
00:16:14I'm in the background
00:16:15of my drawers
00:16:16going through cabinets
00:16:16and shit
00:16:18mad at my fucking business.
00:16:41Then my daughter,
00:16:42I think she's phony
00:16:43as hell too
00:16:43because,
00:16:45because you know,
00:16:46you know,
00:16:46because it's on some real shit.
00:16:47I love Britney
00:16:48but she ghetto as fuck
00:16:49and this is what
00:16:50I don't understand.
00:16:51I don't know
00:16:52any other parents
00:16:52going through this.
00:16:53You do all this shit
00:16:54to do well in life
00:16:55so your kids
00:16:56don't have to live
00:16:56or grow up
00:16:57how you fucking did
00:16:58and these niggas
00:16:59still want to be ghetto
00:17:00for no fucking reason.
00:17:01For no fucking reason.
00:17:04We live in the suburbs,
00:17:05you go to a private school,
00:17:07you want to be this shit.
00:17:09Why?
00:17:09Why?
00:17:12And I know she ghetto
00:17:15but she got a fake voice in me.
00:17:16I don't know
00:17:17if your kids do that shit
00:17:17where they got
00:17:18their voice for you.
00:17:19Hey dad,
00:17:20love you dad,
00:17:20dad, dad.
00:17:23Get the fuck out of here.
00:17:23You don't talk like that.
00:17:25You got fucking baby hairs
00:17:27and braids,
00:17:27you motherfucker.
00:17:30Hey dad,
00:17:31come on now.
00:17:36I know she don't talk like that.
00:17:38So one day
00:17:38I tried to fool her, right?
00:17:40I was like,
00:17:41you know,
00:17:41I told her I was going
00:17:41to the store
00:17:42so I could hear a real voice.
00:17:43I'm like,
00:17:43hey,
00:17:44I'm about to run to the store.
00:17:44You need anything?
00:17:45Nah, I'm good dad.
00:17:46All right, bye.
00:17:48And I left
00:17:48and I heard a,
00:17:49that goofy ass nigga
00:17:50lame as hell.
00:17:52My daddy lame as hell.
00:17:55Period.
00:17:56Lame, period.
00:17:57Like,
00:17:58I knew it,
00:17:59motherfucker.
00:18:01I knew it,
00:18:13motherfucker.
00:18:16Yeah, but you know,
00:18:17I got a,
00:18:18my son,
00:18:19he's 14,
00:18:20you know,
00:18:20he just got the bass
00:18:21in his voice
00:18:22and ooh shit,
00:18:24that nigga just got that shit.
00:18:26It sound disrespectful
00:18:27when they first get that shit too.
00:18:29You know what I mean?
00:18:30And then like,
00:18:30with him,
00:18:31I don't know if this,
00:18:31and look,
00:18:32I know this sound fucked up,
00:18:33but any kid that,
00:18:34like,
00:18:35especially boys,
00:18:35when they first get
00:18:36that first voice,
00:18:37like,
00:18:38it sound like they don't know
00:18:38how to talk for real.
00:18:39This nigga sound like a slave.
00:18:42Because he ain't used to it yet,
00:18:43you know what I mean?
00:18:44I walked in this room like,
00:18:45good morning.
00:18:46Good morning, daddy.
00:18:49Good morning.
00:18:51I said,
00:18:51who the fuck is you?
00:18:52Who the,
00:18:53who,
00:18:53it's me, daddy.
00:18:54Judah, daddy.
00:18:56It's me.
00:19:00It's me, pa.
00:19:01Pa.
00:19:06The fuck would you
00:19:06watch it last night,
00:19:07Roots?
00:19:08I ain't watch no
00:19:10here, Roots, daddy.
00:19:18It's me, daddy.
00:19:27Fucking teenage boys, man.
00:19:31And then, you know,
00:19:32you have a teenage boy,
00:19:33especially when you're a man,
00:19:34you know,
00:19:35you,
00:19:36you be wondering if,
00:19:37you know,
00:19:38okay,
00:19:38this is what happened,
00:19:39okay.
00:19:41Because,
00:19:41because you're like,
00:19:41I know I was different
00:19:42than this nigga
00:19:43when I was 14.
00:19:44So,
00:19:44I went to get his laundry,
00:19:45right?
00:19:47And I saw those fucking drawers.
00:19:50I was like,
00:19:50look,
00:19:50I know I wiped my ass
00:19:52better than this
00:19:52when I was 14.
00:19:59And you know,
00:19:59when you a dad,
00:20:00you,
00:20:00you a little sensitive too.
00:20:01You,
00:20:01you,
00:20:02you pull them to the side.
00:20:03Hey,
00:20:03come here.
00:20:03Hey,
00:20:03hey,
00:20:04hey,
00:20:04come here.
00:20:05Hey man,
00:20:06what the fuck?
00:20:06You better burn these
00:20:07or throw these away,
00:20:07man,
00:20:08for your mama see them.
00:20:10You know,
00:20:10I'm just trying to keep it real with you.
00:20:11I don't want you to get in trouble.
00:20:13Because you know,
00:20:14mamas are mean.
00:20:15Then the,
00:20:16mamas don't give a fuck.
00:20:21Mamas don't give,
00:20:22you got to have a house full of coffee,
00:20:23a bunch of people in there.
00:20:25She see them drawers,
00:20:26like,
00:20:26ah,
00:20:26ah,
00:20:27ah,
00:20:28ah,
00:20:28ah,
00:20:29ah.
00:20:31She go in the little,
00:20:32ah,
00:20:32ah,
00:20:33what the fuck is this?
00:20:35You don't know how to wipe your ass?
00:20:39Huh?
00:20:40You didn't smell this?
00:20:45Ah?
00:20:46Do I got to put you back
00:20:47on the fucking party?
00:20:49Huh?
00:20:50You are 14.
00:20:54You want me to wash these?
00:20:57You need some panty liners?
00:21:00Motherfucker.
00:21:04This is disgusting.
00:21:10She started talking to other mamas.
00:21:12Do your boy do this?
00:21:12Do your boy do this?
00:21:22Mama's be mean to the motherfucker.
00:21:25Who in here is must stay.
00:21:32You mean your car in the wedding school?
00:21:34One of y'all are must stay.
00:21:42You're the guy with the car and everything.
00:21:44You're going to roll the window down.
00:21:45You're musty ass.
00:21:47Come here.
00:21:48Come here.
00:21:50And put on this swab.
00:21:58Put this swab on.
00:22:00Because you must stay.
00:22:04Come here.
00:22:24And them the new mamas.
00:22:26You know what I'm saying?
00:22:29Shit.
00:22:29You know.
00:22:30I grew up in the 80s.
00:22:31So I had an 80s mama.
00:22:34You know.
00:22:34You grew up in the 80s.
00:22:35That's when all the women was smoking.
00:22:41You know.
00:22:41So they had them goddamn voices.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:44You know that shit.
00:22:47They was mad as hell.
00:22:48Oh.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:50You come in.
00:22:51Hi mama.
00:22:52No.
00:22:52Don't have mama me.
00:22:53Take off your book bags.
00:22:54Take off your school clothes.
00:22:56Do your homework.
00:22:56And go to bed.
00:23:02Damn.
00:23:02It's only 3.15.
00:23:03I don't give a fuck.
00:23:04Go to bed.
00:23:06Now.
00:23:13Now.
00:23:18You trying to watch cartoon.
00:23:19What the fuck are y'all watching?
00:23:20Go to bed.
00:23:22He's a thundercat.
00:23:23There ain't no goddamn thundercats.
00:23:25There's a thunderstrippers.
00:23:27Motherfuckers walking around with draws and swords.
00:23:29Go to bed.
00:23:35My mama called the thundercats thunderstrippers.
00:23:39Swole-ass cats.
00:23:42And Daisy Dukes.
00:23:45Walking around with Daisy Dukes and swords.
00:23:55This is some real shit.
00:23:57I remember we was watching Alvin and Chipmunks one day.
00:24:00She said, what the fuck are y'all watching?
00:24:03He said, Alvin and the Chipmunks.
00:24:04She said, there ain't no goddamn chipmunks.
00:24:07Them are squirrels.
00:24:10They done put some sweater dresses and glasses on squirrels.
00:24:16What the fuck is going on on this program?
00:24:19Who that white man?
00:24:20That's their daddy.
00:24:22He need to be in jail.
00:24:25Out here raising squirrels.
00:24:27With them sweater dresses and goddamn glasses.
00:24:31Come on, dude!
00:24:32Dude!
00:24:33Dude, uh, uh, uh, uh!
00:24:45That white man need to be locked up!
00:24:58I'm laughing, my mama was mean to the motherfucker.
00:25:02I mean, we went to get my first pair of glasses.
00:25:07And I don't know if you grew up with a poor family,
00:25:09you used to get the speeches.
00:25:10Okay, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:25:15This is before Lance Crafting.
00:25:16This is when you have to go to Woolworth to get your glasses.
00:25:18Before we walk in this Woolworth,
00:25:24don't you look at none of those pictures with the glasses.
00:25:29That is not your rack.
00:25:33As soon as you walk in, that's your rack, right there.
00:25:36Right here, this is your goddamn rack.
00:25:42You walk in that fucking Woolworth.
00:25:43You're like, mama, these are reading glasses for adults.
00:25:46I don't give a fuck.
00:25:47Get the plus fours and shut up.
00:25:54Anybody that wear glasses, you know there ain't no real prescription.
00:25:56Plus fours?
00:25:59Prescription usually start at 0.67 or something.
00:26:01A plus four?
00:26:05I was in school fucked up with them fucking strong-ass adult glasses.
00:26:10The chalkboard was right here.
00:26:11I'm like, god damn.
00:26:13I had to look across the street at another school and do their work.
00:26:16Fuck it, I'm gonna do what they doing.
00:26:18I don't know what the fuck going on here,
00:26:20but whatever they doing down the street,
00:26:22is what I'm gonna get.
00:26:26I had to leave the school to turn my shit in.
00:26:41My grades was all fucked up.
00:26:44And my mama was an asshole.
00:26:45She used to put the bills with the grades.
00:26:50So you come home with some fucked up shit,
00:26:51like, uh-uh, so you getting Ds and shit.
00:26:54Welp, they about to cut the lights off.
00:27:03I'm like, I'm eight years old, like, what, what, what, what?
00:27:06Yep, they about to cut the lights off because of you.
00:27:10You gonna make a payment arrangement.
00:27:16Now I'm eight years old on the phone, crying, nervous, hello?
00:27:20I'm calling Commonwealth Edison, hello?
00:27:22Comment.
00:27:24I would like to make a payment arrangement.
00:27:27Tell them why.
00:27:36Stop crying and tell them.
00:27:40Because I got a D in social studies.
00:27:44Telling the truth.
00:27:46And I peed in the bed.
00:27:49Pissy ass.
00:27:59Mean ass mamas.
00:28:02And you remember, that's where they used to have a,
00:28:03you remember they used to have a house phone in the kitchen?
00:28:06That's where they used to talk shit about you at,
00:28:07you know what I mean?
00:28:08They'd be in there talking, no, no, this motherfucker
00:28:10gonna pee in the bed.
00:28:12Talking about he had a dream that he was going to the bathroom.
00:28:15Gonna stand over his brothers and pee on him.
00:28:19Had to get all of my bath last night, you know what I'm saying?
00:28:22All right, Jenny, I'll see you in a choir rehearsal.
00:28:43Mean ass fucking mamas.
00:28:45Then you got the cool ass daddy, he don't do shit.
00:28:48Like, Dad, you don't see what's going on?
00:28:50Hey, brother, you know what it is.
00:28:56Be cool, man.
00:28:59I'm just trying to watch Buck Rogers go to work,
00:29:00you know what I mean?
00:29:10Y'all laughing shit.
00:29:13But you know, man, I give my parents grace,
00:29:15because when you become a parent, you really start to understand,
00:29:17like, fuck, kids gone, kids, shit.
00:29:22Goddamn.
00:29:23These kids don't give a fuck.
00:29:25You know what I'm saying?
00:29:26They really don't.
00:29:27They little assholes.
00:29:29And that's when I knew it.
00:29:30I knew it when my youngest was little,
00:29:32because he was a crying-ass baby.
00:29:34You know?
00:29:36I don't know, anybody ever have a crying baby
00:29:51you know what I'm saying?
00:29:54I'm not saying, man.
00:29:59I know, I know.
00:30:00My spoiled ass kids.
00:30:02You know who I love?
00:30:03I love, like, my little cousins, the ones that,
00:30:05you know, they got the hood mamas.
00:30:07Them some great, them kids be grateful.
00:30:09The grateful-
00:30:10The kids who got fucked up parents,
00:30:11they be so grateful.
00:30:13the ones that got to be too independent
00:30:15they be grateful as fuck
00:30:17they be little humble kids
00:30:18how you doing man
00:30:19you know something
00:30:23they unappreciative
00:30:24take me
00:30:25I don't even want no nuggets or nothing
00:30:28you just give me
00:30:29two or three pizza rolls a day
00:30:30I'll be alright
00:30:30you know what I mean
00:30:35that little boy
00:30:35just be carrying his car seat
00:30:37you know what I'm saying
00:30:37I'm good
00:30:38I promise you that
00:30:40you ain't got to worry about me
00:30:42or nothing
00:30:42you know what I'm saying
00:30:43you drop me off at school
00:30:45I ain't gonna be no trouble
00:30:56little boy be independent as fuck
00:31:03cause that's what it is
00:31:05kids just gonna be giving a fuck
00:31:06like this father's day
00:31:07oh my god
00:31:08these kids fucking fool me
00:31:11they made it say
00:31:12they're gonna take me out to dinner
00:31:13for real
00:31:13I put on my fucking best suit
00:31:16they're like
00:31:17we're gonna take you to dinner daddy
00:31:18I'm like what
00:31:18hell yeah
00:31:19about time
00:31:21put all this nice shit on
00:31:22these motherfuckers got me at the buffet
00:31:26I'm in there with all these other dads
00:31:27all holding trays and shit
00:31:30saying happy father's day to each other
00:31:31happy father's day to you
00:31:32brother how you doing
00:31:33you good
00:31:33hey happy father's day to you
00:31:35that baked chicken good
00:31:35look at how it tastes
00:31:37you know they don't do
00:31:38lamps don't be that hot in this place
00:31:39you know what I mean
00:31:43motherfuckers
00:31:46they treat us like shit on father's day fellas
00:31:49mother's day they get church services and shit
00:31:55you get a happy mother's day even if you're not a mama
00:31:59when you're a dad
00:32:00you gotta show a picture of your family
00:32:01I'm telling you
00:32:01this is him
00:32:03I swear for God
00:32:04this is my family
00:32:12they want to give you a fucking program
00:32:16we don't get no sales
00:32:17they don't sell shit
00:32:19you know
00:32:19when y'all get Neiman Marcus stuff
00:32:21and Macy sales
00:32:23we get a target session
00:32:25there's one section of the target that says a t-shirt that says I love dad
00:32:28that's it
00:32:30all double XLs
00:32:36they think every dad a double XL
00:32:37like fuck it
00:32:39they be having the shit they want us to do next to our stuff
00:32:41they got like grills and charcoal
00:32:45WD-40 and shit
00:32:56I'm talking shit but
00:32:58but life is good for me and shit
00:33:00you know
00:33:00I'm engaged and shit
00:33:01you know what I'm saying
00:33:02like
00:33:06I'm in a grown ass relationship
00:33:08I love that shit
00:33:10we both in our fucking 40s
00:33:12we adults
00:33:13I feel bad
00:33:14one of my homies 45 with a 24 year old
00:33:16that nigga be looking tired
00:33:20we went on vacation with these motherfuckers
00:33:22and
00:33:24she had all these activities she wanted to do
00:33:25we're gonna go jet skiing
00:33:26we're gonna do this
00:33:27we're gonna do that
00:33:29all right damn nigga
00:33:31well me and my girl
00:33:32as soon as we got in the room
00:33:33we went to bed
00:33:33like all right good night
00:33:35it was still two in the afternoon
00:33:37we came here to get some sleep
00:33:39good night
00:33:42we still had our clothes on and everything
00:33:43we ain't gonna fuck
00:33:45we ain't took shit out of our bags
00:33:46or nothing
00:33:52we be up early as hell
00:33:53for breakfast
00:33:53and shit
00:33:56we both got our tucked in outfits
00:33:57on together
00:33:58all right baby
00:33:58you wanna get that
00:33:58you know they got an omelet station
00:34:00I think
00:34:02we got our tucked in
00:34:03matching tucked in
00:34:04vacation outfits
00:34:06that's that grown couple
00:34:07she all both got them
00:34:08tucked in outfits
00:34:17but all your outfits from target
00:34:19fuck it
00:34:20tucked in
00:34:24we grown as fuck
00:34:26we got our own nightstands
00:34:31same shit on our glasses
00:34:32our ipad
00:34:39that's that grown shit
00:34:41as soon as we finished fucking
00:34:43we be like all right good night
00:34:45you got your side
00:34:46I got my side
00:34:47good night
00:34:48we do the same shit
00:34:49we put our glasses on
00:34:50get our ipad
00:34:51we sitting right next to each other
00:34:52sending each other shit
00:34:53hey look what I just sent you
00:34:58I just sent you
00:35:05don't look at mine
00:35:06don't look at mine
00:35:14don't look at yours
00:35:31got y'all laughing shit
00:35:34that shit beautiful though
00:35:35you know we
00:35:36about to get fucking married
00:35:38and shit
00:35:39and she got
00:35:40well stop clapping
00:35:41ain't gonna be no real wedding
00:35:42fuck that shit
00:35:44I'm trying to get
00:35:45I don't want to do
00:35:46no more weddings
00:35:46fuck all that
00:35:48my last wedding man
00:35:49that shit took too long
00:35:52cause you know
00:35:52when you the groom
00:35:53you gotta stand up there
00:35:54the whole
00:35:56fucking program
00:35:59we gotta stand up there
00:35:59the whole fucking
00:36:00the whole time
00:36:02you the bride
00:36:03y'all just show up at the end
00:36:04alright let's do it
00:36:05you know
00:36:05fuck all that
00:36:07I gotta sit there
00:36:08and watch all this bullshit
00:36:09somebody playing in my family
00:36:11who the fuck
00:36:12hired a praise dancer
00:36:13what the fuck
00:36:15why the fuck is this nigga
00:36:16miming in my fucking wedding
00:36:18I love you
00:36:19this nigga had no paint on his face
00:36:20I love you Jesus
00:36:25I worship it
00:36:26I'm looking at the program
00:36:27who the fuck let Reggie mime dance
00:36:31he got no fucking paint on his face
00:36:36can't mime with a regular face nigga
00:36:38I love you Jesus
00:36:46nigga wasn't even good
00:36:48nigga wasn't even good
00:36:59but that's what I love about future wifey though
00:37:02I love that you know
00:37:04I really needed to find a woman
00:37:05I could pray with
00:37:06and like love on
00:37:08and build together
00:37:12that shit crazy though
00:37:13you know
00:37:14and I think
00:37:14that's the thing about it too
00:37:15y'all
00:37:15like I've been on a real journey
00:37:17like I took this journey
00:37:18to get my shit together
00:37:19you know what I mean
00:37:20like I fucking
00:37:20started working out
00:37:22you know what I mean
00:37:22like really
00:37:23this has been a five year journey
00:37:26which
00:37:27let me say this
00:37:27everybody
00:37:28look
00:37:28I really worked on me
00:37:30for real
00:37:30this has been a
00:37:31five year journey
00:37:33I've actually did the work
00:37:35but niggas is such
00:37:37haters
00:37:39I remember I posted something
00:37:41like a few weeks ago
00:37:41I was like
00:37:42I'm proud of myself
00:37:42look at me
00:37:43I'm motivated
00:37:44I hope this inspires somebody
00:37:45the first thing they can say
00:37:46Ozimic
00:37:47I'm like motherfucker
00:37:54first of all guys
00:37:55look
00:37:56if I took Ozimic
00:37:58you'll know it
00:37:58I'm too funny
00:37:59not to talk about
00:38:00taking that shit
00:38:01I would have every type of joke
00:38:03you could fucking think of
00:38:04if that was my thing
00:38:05also Ozimic people
00:38:07look different
00:38:08okay
00:38:09come on
00:38:10alright look
00:38:11we all love Busta Rhymes
00:38:12right
00:38:15that shit don't last
00:38:17if you get the
00:38:17shoobity-dobos
00:38:20cause all it is
00:38:21is the Sherman clump juice
00:38:22you know what I mean
00:38:24we're literally watching
00:38:25Busta Rhymes
00:38:27he was buddy love
00:38:29when we went back
00:38:31oh sorry about that
00:38:32I'm so sorry
00:38:33I'm sorry
00:38:38nigga head came back
00:38:39and everything
00:38:47but then y'all pick on
00:38:48everybody else
00:38:48about Ozimic
00:38:49but y'all ain't say shit
00:38:50to Al Sharpton
00:38:50ain't nobody say shit
00:38:51to him
00:38:54y'all let that nigga
00:38:55walk around
00:38:55with his little ass body
00:38:56like it didn't happen
00:39:03Al Sharpton be irritating
00:39:04the fuck out of me
00:39:05he be trying to do
00:39:06little workout shit
00:39:07it don't even be
00:39:07real workout shit
00:39:09nigga bought them
00:39:10little weights
00:39:10you get at
00:39:11fucking Walmart
00:39:11you know the twos
00:39:14this nigga
00:39:15working out
00:39:15with Peloton weights
00:39:24fuck that
00:39:25I took a real
00:39:26journey shit
00:39:27you know what I mean
00:39:28built a better
00:39:29relationship with God
00:39:30that was so important
00:39:31with me
00:39:31like for real
00:39:32for real
00:39:36God don't play
00:39:37man
00:39:38you know
00:39:38when you
00:39:38when you really
00:39:39start having
00:39:39a real conversation
00:39:40with God
00:39:40about yourself
00:39:42that shit
00:39:42get crazy
00:39:43I'm talking
00:39:44about real ones
00:39:44not the fake
00:39:45fake
00:39:45I'm talking
00:39:46about the real ones
00:39:46because God
00:39:47will show you
00:39:48stuff about yourself
00:39:48you're like
00:39:49damn
00:39:49why you gotta
00:39:49bring that up
00:39:57but that was
00:39:58very important
00:39:58for me
00:39:59to do that
00:39:59go to therapy
00:40:00and shit
00:40:00you know what I'm
00:40:01saying
00:40:01had to really
00:40:02deal with that
00:40:02pain was
00:40:03for real
00:40:03losing my mama
00:40:05which was a lot
00:40:06you know what I'm
00:40:07I didn't realize
00:40:08it was a lot
00:40:08until like
00:40:09until I went
00:40:10to therapy
00:40:11honestly
00:40:11growing up
00:40:12in Chicago
00:40:12I didn't know
00:40:13how fucked up
00:40:13and traumatized
00:40:14I was
00:40:15until I went
00:40:16to therapy
00:40:17it's so much
00:40:18shit
00:40:18we normalized
00:40:19living in this
00:40:20motherfucking city
00:40:21for real
00:40:22for real
00:40:22I remember
00:40:22when I was telling
00:40:23my therapist
00:40:24half the shit
00:40:24I went through
00:40:25my childhood
00:40:25and I didn't realize
00:40:26it was fucked up
00:40:27like
00:40:27cause I don't know
00:40:27look I'm from
00:40:28out west
00:40:29but I used to
00:40:29I lost friends
00:40:30almost
00:40:30from the age of 12
00:40:32all the way
00:40:32until now
00:40:33and it was
00:40:34normal to me
00:40:35it was normal
00:40:36to look at my
00:40:37yearbook
00:40:37and see rest in peace
00:40:38at the end of
00:40:39and shit like that
00:40:39and that's
00:40:40fucking crazy
00:40:41it's normal
00:40:42to us
00:40:42we
00:40:43nigga
00:40:44my therapist
00:40:44was listening
00:40:45to that shit
00:40:45like
00:40:51you know
00:40:51those were
00:40:52children
00:40:52right
00:40:58she had to
00:40:59go to therapy
00:40:59after talking to me
00:41:00like god damn
00:41:02what the fuck
00:41:03they ain't never
00:41:03did no movie
00:41:04about none of that
00:41:04shit
00:41:09so it was a nigga
00:41:09that used to
00:41:10dance real good
00:41:11and then he got
00:41:11killed
00:41:15that's footwork
00:41:16I knew
00:41:25people forget
00:41:25about that shit
00:41:26that was a
00:41:26different time
00:41:27you wrote
00:41:27when niggas
00:41:28was real
00:41:28niggas could
00:41:28really dance
00:41:29for real
00:41:32this juking
00:41:33ass nigga
00:41:34was in a gang
00:41:41you need a dance
00:41:43scholarship
00:41:43what the fuck
00:41:43you in a gang
00:41:44for
00:41:50you're supposed
00:41:50to be fucking
00:41:51Alvin Ailey
00:41:52this nigga's a GD
00:41:56this nigga should
00:41:57be on fame
00:41:58I wanna live
00:41:59forever
00:42:02like nigga
00:42:02you in the wrong
00:42:03movie
00:42:10but that shit
00:42:10was very important
00:42:11you know what
00:42:12I mean
00:42:12you know
00:42:12really going
00:42:13in there
00:42:13and dealing
00:42:13with that shit
00:42:14cause I got
00:42:15into a lot
00:42:15of stupid shit
00:42:16because of that
00:42:17especially when
00:42:17you're in pain
00:42:18man you don't
00:42:19know what to
00:42:19do with that
00:42:19fucking pain
00:42:20when I was
00:42:21in my pain
00:42:21man I kept
00:42:22trying to get
00:42:22into fights
00:42:24I got into
00:42:24a flight
00:42:25at a club
00:42:25for no reason
00:42:26one day
00:42:26I mean
00:42:26these niggas
00:42:26didn't even
00:42:27want to fight
00:42:27me
00:42:28they was being
00:42:29nice
00:42:29little bro
00:42:29you funny
00:42:30as hell
00:42:30say that shit
00:42:31again fam
00:42:31sure
00:42:32sure
00:42:35a little
00:42:35real tripping
00:42:36man
00:42:36I guess
00:42:36we got
00:42:37a steal
00:42:37on him
00:42:37now
00:42:37shit
00:42:38do you
00:42:38want to
00:42:38fight
00:42:44niggas
00:42:44jumped me
00:42:45and I was
00:42:45like ah
00:42:46yeah
00:42:46yeah
00:42:48he's like
00:42:48hey man
00:42:48leave this
00:42:49nigga alone
00:42:49shit
00:42:50he got
00:42:51some issues
00:42:51inside
00:42:59I was
00:43:00doing
00:43:00stunt
00:43:00man
00:43:00shit
00:43:00when I
00:43:01was
00:43:01getting
00:43:01in
00:43:01my
00:43:01bullshit
00:43:03nigga
00:43:03tried
00:43:03to hit
00:43:03me
00:43:03with
00:43:04a car
00:43:04and I
00:43:04dove
00:43:04out
00:43:04the way
00:43:06caught
00:43:07my ankle
00:43:07that shit
00:43:07was crazy
00:43:09I met
00:43:09my ex
00:43:09wife
00:43:10she used
00:43:10to get
00:43:11calls
00:43:11about me
00:43:11I know
00:43:12she used
00:43:12to be
00:43:12like
00:43:12what the
00:43:13fuck
00:43:13she's
00:43:13like
00:43:14what the
00:43:14fuck
00:43:14did
00:43:14he
00:43:14do
00:43:15now
00:43:16what
00:43:16you
00:43:16mean
00:43:16he
00:43:17dove
00:43:17out
00:43:17the
00:43:17way
00:43:17and
00:43:18somebody
00:43:18hit
00:43:18him
00:43:18with
00:43:18they
00:43:18fucking
00:43:19Nissan
00:43:29Civic
00:43:29hit me
00:43:30with
00:43:30them
00:43:30plastic
00:43:30rails
00:43:31that
00:43:31shit
00:43:31came
00:43:31up
00:43:31and
00:43:31popped
00:43:32off
00:43:32and
00:43:32shit
00:43:35hit
00:43:39me
00:43:39with
00:43:39that
00:43:39shit
00:43:41but
00:43:41then
00:43:41you
00:43:41know
00:43:42look
00:43:42at
00:43:42the
00:43:42end
00:43:42of
00:43:42the
00:43:42day
00:43:42like
00:43:43I'll
00:43:43say
00:43:43this
00:43:43like
00:43:43doing
00:43:44that
00:43:44shit
00:43:44was
00:43:44big
00:43:45for
00:43:45me
00:43:45you
00:43:45know
00:43:45I
00:43:45think
00:43:45it
00:43:46helped
00:43:46even
00:43:46just
00:43:47dealing
00:43:47with
00:43:47my
00:43:47dad
00:43:47because
00:43:48you
00:43:48know
00:43:48our
00:43:49dad
00:43:49has
00:43:49gotten
00:43:50older
00:43:50and
00:43:51he's
00:43:51dealing
00:43:51with
00:43:51like
00:43:52I don't
00:43:52know
00:43:52which
00:43:52one
00:43:52it
00:43:52is
00:43:53to be
00:43:53honest
00:43:53with
00:43:53it's
00:43:53like
00:43:54Alzheimer's
00:43:54or
00:43:54dementia
00:43:55it's
00:43:56kind
00:43:56of
00:43:56mixed
00:43:56sometimes
00:43:57and it's
00:43:58weird
00:43:59because
00:43:59me and
00:43:59my
00:43:59brother
00:44:00we
00:44:02sibling
00:44:02well
00:44:03I don't
00:44:03know
00:44:03if you
00:44:03got a
00:44:03good
00:44:03sibling
00:44:04me
00:44:04and
00:44:04this
00:44:05nigga
00:44:05do
00:44:05a
00:44:05good
00:44:05job
00:44:05but
00:44:06I
00:44:06feel
00:44:06bad
00:44:06for
00:44:06y'all
00:44:07who
00:44:07got
00:44:07siblings
00:44:08who
00:44:08don't
00:44:08know
00:44:08they
00:44:08fucking
00:44:09roles
00:44:09you
00:44:09know
00:44:09what I'm
00:44:21that's
00:44:21beautiful
00:44:22because
00:44:22some
00:44:22of y'all
00:44:22niggas
00:44:22y'all
00:44:23be
00:44:23got to
00:44:23do
00:44:23everything
00:44:23I
00:44:24feel
00:44:24bad
00:44:24for
00:44:24you
00:44:25your
00:44:25siblings
00:44:25ain't
00:44:26shit
00:44:26y'all be
00:44:26having
00:44:26memes
00:44:26about
00:44:27hey look
00:44:27daddy
00:44:27can't
00:44:27stay
00:44:28here
00:44:30I'm
00:44:31sorry
00:44:31daddy
00:44:31go
00:44:32here
00:44:32and daddy
00:44:33be
00:44:33sitting
00:44:33right
00:44:33there
00:44:33while
00:44:33y'all
00:44:34talking
00:44:34about
00:44:34him
00:44:34and shit
00:44:38I
00:44:39took
00:44:39care
00:44:39of
00:44:39you
00:44:44hey
00:44:45daddy
00:44:46you see
00:44:46what I'm
00:44:46talking
00:44:47about
00:44:47I
00:44:47ain't
00:44:47I'm
00:44:47still
00:44:48on
00:44:48his
00:44:48ass
00:44:48you
00:44:48know
00:44:48what I'm
00:44:49saying
00:44:59we went
00:45:00to see
00:45:01my
00:45:01dad
00:45:02last
00:45:03week
00:45:03and
00:45:04my
00:45:04dad
00:45:04he's
00:45:05we
00:45:05got him
00:45:05in this
00:45:06beautiful
00:45:06place
00:45:06he stays
00:45:07in
00:45:08you know
00:45:08but this
00:45:09thing about
00:45:10my dad
00:45:10is not
00:45:10old
00:45:11he's still
00:45:11like
00:45:12he athletic
00:45:13and that's
00:45:13the problem
00:45:14like
00:45:14he's one of
00:45:15niggas
00:45:15that's still
00:45:15got his
00:45:16strength
00:45:16like
00:45:16some of
00:45:17the old
00:45:17people
00:45:17in there
00:45:17they
00:45:18good
00:45:18and weak
00:45:19so they
00:45:19can talk
00:45:19all the
00:45:20shit
00:45:20they
00:45:20want
00:45:20to
00:45:20but
00:45:20they
00:45:20ain't
00:45:20gonna
00:45:20do
00:45:21shit
00:45:21to
00:45:21you
00:45:22my
00:45:22father
00:45:22be
00:45:23saying
00:45:23I
00:45:23don't
00:45:23know
00:45:24if
00:45:24anybody
00:45:24going
00:45:24through
00:45:25that
00:45:25with
00:45:25anybody
00:45:26who's
00:45:26going
00:45:26through
00:45:26that
00:45:27it's
00:45:27like
00:45:28it's
00:45:28weird
00:45:28because
00:45:29you
00:45:29don't
00:45:29know
00:45:29when
00:45:29they
00:45:29telling
00:45:29you
00:45:29a
00:45:29real
00:45:30story
00:45:32or
00:45:33you
00:45:33know
00:45:33what
00:45:33mean
00:45:34it's
00:45:34like
00:45:34what
00:45:34the
00:45:34fuck
00:45:35you
00:45:35mean
00:45:35you stabbed
00:45:35somebody
00:45:35at
00:45:36work
00:45:36last
00:45:36night
00:45:41and
00:45:41it
00:45:41be
00:45:42sure
00:45:42you
00:45:43be
00:45:43sitting
00:45:43there
00:45:43like
00:45:43I
00:45:44know
00:45:44nah
00:45:45and
00:45:46my
00:45:46dad
00:45:46be
00:45:46telling
00:45:46a
00:45:46good
00:45:46ass
00:45:47story
00:45:47hell
00:45:47yeah
00:45:47I
00:45:47was
00:45:47on
00:45:47my
00:45:48way
00:45:48to
00:45:48work
00:45:48and
00:45:48I
00:45:48had
00:45:49to
00:45:55I
00:45:56was
00:45:56riding
00:45:56my
00:45:56bike
00:45:56the
00:45:56nigga
00:45:57threw
00:45:57a
00:45:57rock
00:45:57at
00:45:57her
00:45:57I
00:45:57tripped
00:45:59took
00:46:00the
00:46:00knife
00:46:00out
00:46:00my
00:46:00nurse
00:46:00and
00:46:00she
00:46:00stabbed
00:46:01him
00:46:03hey man
00:46:04stop
00:46:04telling
00:46:04everybody
00:46:05this
00:46:05story
00:46:05nigga
00:46:05I
00:46:06don't
00:46:06know
00:46:06if
00:46:06it's
00:46:06true
00:46:09or
00:46:10you
00:46:10gotta
00:46:10be
00:46:10careful
00:46:10about
00:46:11what
00:46:11they
00:46:11watch
00:46:11before
00:46:12they
00:46:12go
00:46:12to
00:46:12sleep
00:46:14anybody
00:46:14that's
00:46:14dealing
00:46:15with
00:46:15that
00:46:15shit
00:46:15because
00:46:15whatever
00:46:16they
00:46:16watch
00:46:18they
00:46:19gonna
00:46:19put
00:46:19themselves
00:46:19in
00:46:19that
00:46:20shit
00:46:22okay
00:46:22it's
00:46:24me and
00:46:24my brother
00:46:24was listening
00:46:25to my
00:46:25dad
00:46:25one
00:46:25day
00:46:25look
00:46:26man
00:46:26let me
00:46:26tell
00:46:26y'all
00:46:26something
00:46:26man
00:46:27I had
00:46:28to kill
00:46:28all the
00:46:29motherfuckers
00:46:29out the
00:46:30Nakatomi
00:46:30building
00:46:34they
00:46:34started
00:46:34shooting at
00:46:34the glass
00:46:35I had to
00:46:35walk on
00:46:35shit
00:46:36and my
00:46:36foot
00:46:36started
00:46:36bleeding
00:46:37so nigga
00:46:38did you
00:46:38watch
00:46:38Die Hard
00:46:39last night
00:46:39what the
00:46:40fuck
00:46:40you
00:46:40talking
00:46:40about
00:46:45did you
00:46:45know
00:46:45Harpo
00:46:46tried to
00:46:46beat me
00:46:46last night
00:46:47I'm
00:46:47like
00:46:47what
00:46:49did
00:46:50you
00:46:50watch
00:46:50The
00:46:50Color
00:46:50Purple
00:46:51what
00:46:51the
00:46:51fuck
00:47:01but you
00:47:01still
00:47:01gotta
00:47:02take
00:47:02care
00:47:02of
00:47:02your
00:47:02people
00:47:02man
00:47:03you
00:47:03know
00:47:04spend
00:47:04time
00:47:04with
00:47:04them
00:47:05make
00:47:05sure
00:47:05they
00:47:05in the
00:47:05right
00:47:06facilities
00:47:06because
00:47:06if you
00:47:07don't
00:47:07take
00:47:07care
00:47:08of
00:47:08your
00:47:08people
00:47:08the
00:47:08state
00:47:08gonna
00:47:08send
00:47:09people
00:47:09to
00:47:09take
00:47:10care
00:47:10of
00:47:10them
00:47:10and
00:47:11you
00:47:11don't
00:47:11want
00:47:11that
00:47:12shit
00:47:12because
00:47:13some
00:47:13of
00:47:13these
00:47:13workers
00:47:13ain't
00:47:14shit
00:47:15that's
00:47:16right
00:47:16these
00:47:16CNAs
00:47:17are
00:47:17ghetto
00:47:17as
00:47:17fuck
00:47:19that's
00:47:20who
00:47:20they
00:47:20gonna
00:47:20send
00:47:20to
00:47:20take
00:47:20care
00:47:21of
00:47:21your
00:47:21fucking
00:47:21people
00:47:21this
00:47:22motherfucker
00:47:22this
00:47:22motherfucker
00:47:23right
00:47:23here
00:47:24this
00:47:25mean
00:47:25ghetto
00:47:26motherfucker
00:47:26is
00:47:27taking
00:47:27care
00:47:27of
00:47:27your
00:47:27grandfather
00:47:29he be
00:47:30fucked up
00:47:31he can't even tell
00:47:31when he shit on himself
00:47:32or anything
00:47:32he's scared
00:47:34he be sitting there
00:47:35like excuse me
00:47:36Miss Kwee Kwee
00:47:39excuse me
00:47:42Miss Kwee Kwee
00:47:43I had an accident
00:47:46excuse me
00:47:47damn
00:47:47what
00:47:48ugh
00:47:48ugh
00:47:50your dusty
00:47:51dirty ass
00:47:51okay
00:47:52yes
00:47:52I am
00:47:55it's all good
00:47:56I told you not to
00:47:56give me no
00:47:56goddamn peanut butter
00:47:58you know I'm gonna eat
00:47:59whatever the fuck
00:48:00you give me
00:48:05you gotta wash me off
00:48:09I ain't washing
00:48:10your goofy ass
00:48:11off
00:48:11hell
00:48:11nah
00:48:13you gonna go in a
00:48:14motherfucking tub
00:48:15whoa whoa wait a minute
00:48:17you left me there too long
00:48:18last time
00:48:26she left that nigga to tell
00:48:27he got his hat on and shit
00:48:30you know he got about to go
00:48:31outside
00:48:31hello
00:48:33I'm finished
00:48:34hello
00:48:39she ain't helping him
00:48:40cause she on her
00:48:40Instagram live
00:48:41like yep
00:48:41a bitch at work
00:48:42getting motherfucking money
00:48:46several clients
00:48:53hello
00:48:55we all leaving comments
00:48:56cause we can see the old man
00:48:57in the background
00:48:58like hey
00:48:58it's an old nigga
00:49:00in the back
00:49:00of your video
00:49:02yelling for help
00:49:04hello
00:49:05hello
00:49:12nigga that took his hat off
00:49:13please come get me
00:49:14please
00:49:15I'm at 44-45 Washington
00:49:17please get me
00:49:2016th floor
00:49:20please
00:49:21I swear for God
00:49:22I got you
00:49:28nigga put his glasses on
00:49:30and tell him to read the comments
00:49:31let me see if somebody
00:49:31gonna save me
00:49:44I swear for God
00:49:45please
00:49:46stop talking about
00:49:47how thick she is
00:49:48and come get me
00:49:48please
00:50:12take care of your fucking people
00:50:13you know
00:50:15it was tough too
00:50:16cause I was just here
00:50:18not too long ago
00:50:19for a funeral
00:50:20lost my Aunt Joan
00:50:22who was so fucking amazing
00:50:24Aunt Joan was so dope
00:50:25man
00:50:26like
00:50:26and it's so funny
00:50:27Aunt Joan
00:50:28was somebody
00:50:29I looked at
00:50:30that had the first
00:50:30really good job
00:50:32she was a manager
00:50:33at Burger King
00:50:34and that was a big deal
00:50:37in the fucking 80s
00:50:38like ooh
00:50:40I'm not even lying to you
00:50:41she'd show up
00:50:42with her Aunt Joan car
00:50:43and her uniform
00:50:43it's like oh shit
00:50:44here come Aunt Joan
00:50:46and her Burger King uniform
00:50:49that was a big deal
00:50:49somebody had like
00:50:50a manager job
00:50:51at Burger King
00:50:51that's when they used to
00:50:52pay people managers
00:50:52like you didn't even have
00:50:53to have a high school diploma
00:50:54you just had to work there
00:50:55long enough
00:50:56you're like no
00:50:57you a manager
00:50:57like alright cool
00:51:00I mean she used to give us
00:51:01all types of free shit
00:51:02we had all the free toys
00:51:06I'm not even lying
00:51:09and she had a beautiful
00:51:10funeral and shit
00:51:11and it was at
00:51:13the original church
00:51:13we all
00:51:14you know
00:51:14our family basically
00:51:15came up in
00:51:16and it's an old church
00:51:18you know
00:51:18that shit
00:51:19I don't know
00:51:20when are you gonna
00:51:20get the floors done
00:51:23let me tell you
00:51:24why I'm telling y'all that
00:51:25right
00:51:26I got a little nervous
00:51:27at the funeral and shit
00:51:28cause
00:51:29the casket started
00:51:30like shaking
00:51:32cause the floor was shaking
00:51:33like Jesus gonna work it out
00:51:37I saw that organ
00:51:38and shit shaking
00:51:39I'm like god damn
00:51:47then they had
00:51:48older pallbearers
00:51:49and shit
00:51:50I hate that shit
00:51:50let me say this
00:51:51please get pallbearers
00:51:53that's the
00:51:54like
00:51:54make them honorary
00:51:55don't make them
00:51:55like for real pallbearers
00:51:58y'all know
00:51:58them old ass niggas
00:51:59can't pick that casket up
00:52:03so then they started
00:52:04looking for volunteers
00:52:05you know
00:52:05to get
00:52:05their creepy ass
00:52:07funeral
00:52:07with the white gloves
00:52:08would you like
00:52:09nigga wait
00:52:10yeah
00:52:17let me tell you
00:52:18there ain't nothing
00:52:19like freestyling
00:52:19with some niggas
00:52:20you don't know
00:52:20carrying a casket
00:52:22cause you know
00:52:22y'all gotta have
00:52:23good feet
00:52:25like good feet
00:52:26movement
00:52:26if y'all got
00:52:27different shit
00:52:27going on
00:52:28that shit
00:52:30it could take
00:52:3130-40 minutes
00:52:32to get out
00:52:32that fucking
00:52:36but that's not
00:52:36what fucked me up
00:52:37alright
00:52:37this is some real shit
00:52:38I don't even know
00:52:39if my family
00:52:40even though I laughed
00:52:40at this
00:52:41but I'ma tell you
00:52:41how the fuck
00:52:43so we get
00:52:44to the burial
00:52:44alright
00:52:44and
00:52:45couple things
00:52:47first of all
00:52:47I am tired
00:52:48of people
00:52:48who know
00:52:49we're going
00:52:49to bury somebody
00:52:50we gotta walk
00:52:51through grass
00:52:52and they don't
00:52:53wear gym shoes
00:52:55okay
00:52:55you walking
00:52:56and shit
00:52:56we gotta wait
00:52:57on you
00:52:57cause you got
00:52:57those fucking
00:52:58heels on
00:53:01people gotta walk
00:53:02with you
00:53:02and shit
00:53:03to the chairs
00:53:07little tiny ass
00:53:08heels
00:53:09you know
00:53:10cause if it's not
00:53:11those little tiny heels
00:53:12get real stuck
00:53:13in there
00:53:17wait
00:53:17don't do it yet
00:53:25I'm supposed
00:53:25to do the scripture
00:53:26wait
00:53:26wait
00:53:48glad y'all laughing
00:53:49that's some real shit
00:53:53but you know
00:53:53what I laughed
00:53:54at the hardest
00:53:54you know
00:53:55people y'all never notice
00:53:56is the niggas
00:53:57that let the casket down
00:53:59alright
00:54:01they been there
00:54:02all fucking day
00:54:03doing that shit
00:54:04they don't give a
00:54:05fuck about your funeral
00:54:08they don't care
00:54:08about your family
00:54:09they don't care
00:54:09about your tears
00:54:11I swear to god
00:54:12I saw that nigga
00:54:12with his foot
00:54:13on the little silver
00:54:13thing
00:54:14doing this shit
00:54:24he started watching
00:54:24shit on his phone
00:54:25and shit
00:54:27hell nah
00:54:37that nigga
00:54:37gonna give a fuck
00:54:38about your funeral
00:54:43he don't even
00:54:44let that shit
00:54:44down night
00:54:45you know what I mean
00:54:45like
00:54:50they was letting
00:54:51that shit down
00:54:51that shit
00:54:52they got stuck
00:54:54you know
00:54:54cause you know
00:54:55we all crying
00:54:56and we sad
00:54:56you know
00:54:57cause it's just
00:54:57our last time
00:54:57seeing our loved one
00:54:58it's going down
00:54:59and we all like
00:55:00oh my god
00:55:01ashes to ashes
00:55:01dust to dust
00:55:04next you know
00:55:05you hear this nigga
00:55:05talking about
00:55:05ah shit
00:55:06it ain't moving
00:55:12it ain't moving
00:55:13anybody got another key
00:55:16cause you know
00:55:17they gotta crank
00:55:17that shit down
00:55:18like this
00:55:33but you know
00:55:33what I love
00:55:34about being
00:55:34back home
00:55:34in Chicago
00:55:35one thing
00:55:35I love
00:55:36about
00:55:36I love
00:55:36going to
00:55:37like
00:55:37my home
00:55:38church
00:55:39you know
00:55:39what I mean
00:55:39I love
00:55:40cause like
00:55:40I live
00:55:41in LA
00:55:41and shit
00:55:43these churches
00:55:44are weird
00:55:44in LA
00:55:47you know
00:55:47what I mean
00:55:47for real
00:55:48first of all
00:55:48they ain't got
00:55:49no real choirs
00:55:49no more
00:55:50they got
00:55:50Drew Hill
00:55:54just six
00:55:54random people
00:55:55with a microphone
00:55:56walking up
00:55:56singing and shit
00:55:58they be walking
00:55:58around with that
00:55:59microphone
00:55:59all service
00:56:00till they time
00:56:05I mean
00:56:06I'm sick of
00:56:06like LA
00:56:07it's just too
00:56:07new and bougie
00:56:08like
00:56:08even like
00:56:09they don't even
00:56:09sing to like
00:56:10the passionate
00:56:10gospel songs
00:56:11you know
00:56:12what I mean
00:56:12these new
00:56:13black people
00:56:13at church
00:56:13this new
00:56:14gospel music
00:56:15is too
00:56:15just
00:56:15I don't know
00:56:16it's just too
00:56:16windy
00:56:17and heavity
00:56:20it ain't no
00:56:21soul
00:56:21I miss that
00:56:23shit
00:56:24you know
00:56:25now these
00:56:26people talking
00:56:26about
00:56:26worthy
00:56:27is your
00:56:27name
00:56:29Jesus
00:56:32you deserve
00:56:33our praise
00:56:35worthy
00:56:36is your
00:56:37name
00:56:38worthy
00:56:40is your
00:56:41name
00:56:41name
00:56:54worthy
00:56:57is your
00:56:58name
00:57:00Jesus
00:57:02you deserve
00:57:04our praise
00:57:07worthy
00:57:08worthy
00:57:08worthy
00:57:08is your
00:57:08name
00:57:13the fuck
00:57:14is this
00:57:19ain't got no
00:57:20verses
00:57:20just chorus
00:57:33I miss
00:57:34church
00:57:35like in the
00:57:35late 80s
00:57:36early 90s
00:57:38choir roll
00:57:39shoulder pads
00:57:40in it
00:57:45you meant
00:57:46loose ass
00:57:46sleeves
00:57:46you remember
00:57:47they had
00:57:47loose ass
00:57:47sleeves
00:57:49and the
00:57:49shoulder pads
00:57:50loose ass
00:57:50sleeves
00:57:52you ain't
00:57:52know what
00:57:53your arms
00:57:53had
00:57:53no sleeves
00:57:55their choir
00:57:56roses
00:57:56one size
00:57:57fits all
00:57:57everybody
00:57:57had no
00:57:58extra largest
00:58:01don't wait
00:58:01till the battle's
00:58:02over and shout
00:58:03down
00:58:03you know
00:58:11that's when
00:58:12you ain't
00:58:12know what
00:58:12the words
00:58:13was
00:58:18they ain't
00:58:19give a fuck
00:58:20then
00:58:31you know
00:58:37had
00:58:42there is
00:58:45no
00:58:46way
00:58:48to
00:58:51there is
00:58:54no
00:58:55way
00:58:59there was too
00:59:01many people
00:59:01singing
00:59:02you ain't
00:59:02know what
00:59:02the fuck
00:59:02they're
00:59:03greater
00:59:22what the fuck
00:59:22is
00:59:23fair
00:59:23the way
00:59:39y'all laughing
00:59:40I miss
00:59:40old church
00:59:43needs to
00:59:43give anybody
00:59:44a solo
00:59:47you get a solo
00:59:47now you gotta
00:59:48have a record
00:59:48coming out
00:59:49record deal
00:59:49or something
00:59:52boy in the
00:59:52late 80s
00:59:53shoot you
00:59:53you could've
00:59:53just got
00:59:54off drugs
00:59:58as long as
00:59:58you got
00:59:59baptized
00:59:59they put you
01:00:00in the
01:00:00choir
01:00:03you get a
01:00:03solo
01:00:04and everything
01:00:08you know
01:00:09that's what
01:00:09they used
01:00:09do
01:00:09they'd give
01:00:10people
01:00:10solos
01:00:10who had
01:00:10the best
01:00:11backstory
01:00:13you didn't
01:00:13have to
01:00:13know how
01:00:14to sing
01:00:14they'd be
01:00:14like oh
01:00:14they'd give
01:00:15a dope
01:00:15fiend
01:00:15larry
01:00:15a story
01:00:16whoa
01:00:21he didn't
01:00:21have to
01:00:21know how
01:00:21to sing
01:00:22or nothing
01:00:23that little
01:00:24dope
01:00:24he'd be
01:00:24happy as
01:00:25he'll
01:00:25walking up
01:00:25to that
01:00:25podium
01:00:28first of all
01:00:29they gave
01:00:29him a choir
01:00:29robe two
01:00:30weeks ago
01:00:30he'd be
01:00:30wearing that
01:00:31shit every
01:00:31day
01:00:35you see
01:00:35that nigga
01:00:35on a bus
01:00:36stop on a
01:00:36Wednesday
01:00:36with the
01:00:37choir robe
01:00:37on
01:00:41goddamn
01:00:41buses
01:00:42running late
01:00:42again
01:00:42I'm gonna be
01:00:42late for
01:00:43choir rehearsal
01:00:53they gave
01:00:53him a solo
01:00:54and everything
01:00:57you could
01:00:57tell he
01:00:57nervous too
01:00:58the choir
01:00:58director
01:00:59trying to
01:00:59talk to
01:00:59him
01:00:59you got
01:01:00this
01:01:05and I feel
01:01:06like they
01:01:06gave everybody
01:01:07the same
01:01:07solo
01:01:07that just
01:01:08got off
01:01:08drugs
01:01:12if they knew
01:01:13how to sing
01:01:13or not
01:01:15you hear this
01:01:16song
01:01:27tragedies
01:01:29are
01:01:29time and
01:01:31place
01:01:31all types
01:01:33of diseases
01:01:34people are
01:01:35sipping
01:01:36away
01:01:37each other
01:01:38beats down
01:01:40people ain't
01:01:41getting no
01:01:42pain
01:01:42and for
01:01:44me
01:01:45all I
01:01:47can say
01:01:48is
01:01:49thank you
01:01:50Lord
01:01:50for
01:01:51all
01:01:52you
01:01:52done
01:01:53for
01:01:54you
01:01:54and that's
01:01:54the way
01:01:54he starts
01:01:55feeling
01:01:55himself
01:01:55yeah
01:01:56yeah
01:01:58yeah
01:01:58yeah
01:01:59it could
01:02:00have been
01:02:00me
01:02:00thank
01:02:01you
01:02:01outdoor
01:02:03thank
01:02:03you
01:02:04with
01:02:05your
01:02:05shoes
01:02:06thank
01:02:06you
01:02:07and
01:02:07your
01:02:08clothes
01:02:08thank
01:02:09he just
01:02:09start
01:02:09crying
01:02:10I'm
01:02:10done
01:02:11the
01:02:11run
01:02:12we
01:02:13run
01:02:13a
01:02:14bit
01:02:15oh
01:02:16just
01:02:16another
01:02:16number
01:02:17in
01:02:19chat
01:02:21oh
01:02:22I gotta
01:02:22keep
01:02:22singing
01:02:23so I
01:02:23gotta rub
01:02:23his back
01:02:23thank
01:02:24you
01:02:26thank
01:02:27you
01:02:29thank
01:02:29you
01:02:44but hold
01:02:45up
01:02:47that's
01:02:48where
01:02:48them
01:02:48pastors
01:02:48used to
01:02:49be
01:02:49assholes
01:02:51you know
01:02:51you
01:02:51didn't
01:02:52sing
01:02:52that song
01:02:52everybody
01:02:53in the church
01:02:53shouting and
01:02:53crying
01:02:54the pastor
01:02:55put all
01:02:56your
01:02:56business
01:02:56out
01:02:56here
01:02:56let me
01:02:56say
01:02:57this
01:02:57real
01:02:57quick
01:02:58brother
01:02:59Larry
01:02:59was just
01:02:59snorting
01:03:00crack cocaine
01:03:01amen
01:03:0335 minutes
01:03:04ago
01:03:05he was out
01:03:05there selling
01:03:06his body
01:03:07male
01:03:07prostitute
01:03:08amen
01:03:11stole his
01:03:11mama's
01:03:12wigs
01:03:12and sold
01:03:13him at the
01:03:14church
01:03:14picnic
01:03:14amen
01:03:15ba-da
01:03:21that nigga
01:03:21Larry beat
01:03:22a choir
01:03:22stand like
01:03:22this
01:03:28whatever
01:03:35you know
01:03:36something
01:03:36I quit
01:03:36he take
01:03:37a choir
01:03:37rope
01:03:37I quit
01:03:49he was just
01:03:51on drugs
01:03:52amen
01:03:59god
01:04:00delivered him
01:04:01he was just
01:04:02on crack
01:04:04cocaine
01:04:06selling his
01:04:07body on
01:04:08Madison
01:04:09street
01:04:09amen
01:04:11out there
01:04:12selling
01:04:12his
01:04:13cell
01:04:14but god
01:04:15saw fit
01:04:35y'all laughing
01:04:37I miss
01:04:37those
01:04:37preachers
01:04:39they used
01:04:40to preach
01:04:40hard back
01:04:41then
01:04:41be tired
01:04:43these new
01:04:43pastors
01:04:44they still
01:04:44got their
01:04:45same energy
01:04:45they don't
01:04:47exude
01:04:47nothing
01:04:47they be like
01:04:48hey
01:04:48you guys
01:04:48got the
01:04:48word
01:04:48great
01:04:49see you
01:04:49next
01:04:49Sunday
01:04:50you know
01:04:54these old
01:04:55pastors
01:04:56back in the
01:04:56day
01:04:56you know
01:04:57the 80s
01:04:57they had
01:04:57that towel
01:04:58on their
01:04:58neck
01:05:00that's how
01:05:00tired
01:05:00they was
01:05:02like
01:05:02let me
01:05:03say this
01:05:03to you
01:05:04we about
01:05:04to get
01:05:04up
01:05:05boys
01:05:05gone
01:05:06we about
01:05:06to get
01:05:06up
01:05:06out
01:05:07of
01:05:07here
01:05:11go ahead
01:05:11and get
01:05:12out
01:05:12of
01:05:12here
01:05:12soon
01:05:16he be so
01:05:17tired
01:05:17he delirious
01:05:17we about
01:05:18to get
01:05:18out
01:05:18of
01:05:18here
01:05:21amen
01:05:21we about
01:05:22to go
01:05:22amen
01:05:26start having
01:05:26sad
01:05:26conversations
01:05:27what we doing
01:05:27after this
01:05:28what's going
01:05:28on
01:05:30after they
01:05:31say what
01:05:31they want
01:05:31to do
01:05:31after what
01:05:35amen
01:05:35they're
01:05:36going to
01:05:36be selling
01:05:36chicken
01:05:37dinners
01:05:39immediately
01:05:40after service
01:05:43mother
01:05:43bull
01:05:44I can
01:05:44fry
01:05:44some
01:05:44chicken
01:05:45amen
01:05:47I'm
01:05:48going to
01:05:48make sure
01:05:48I get
01:05:49me
01:05:51some
01:05:51of that
01:05:52chicken
01:05:54what
01:05:54they got
01:05:55on the
01:05:55menu
01:05:55they got
01:05:55what
01:05:55on the
01:05:56menu
01:05:57yeah
01:05:58they're
01:05:58going to
01:05:58have
01:05:58some
01:05:59greens
01:06:02cornbread
01:06:02and macaroni
01:06:06and cheese
01:06:12you can tell
01:06:13you're
01:06:13thinking
01:06:13about
01:06:13the
01:06:13food
01:06:14it
01:06:14got
01:06:14quiet
01:06:14cheese
01:06:21okay
01:06:21god
01:06:21has
01:06:22mad
01:06:22on me
01:06:22no
01:06:29practice
01:06:30be
01:06:30delirious
01:06:34start
01:06:35talking
01:06:35about
01:06:35whatever
01:06:36come
01:06:36to
01:06:36his
01:06:36head
01:06:36I
01:06:37gotta
01:06:37get
01:06:37some
01:06:37gas
01:06:38after
01:06:38this
01:06:38cause
01:06:39I
01:06:42gotta
01:06:43drop
01:06:43off
01:06:43mother
01:06:44Johnson
01:06:46cause
01:06:47her
01:06:47son
01:06:47is
01:06:48sick
01:06:51and
01:06:52the
01:06:52van
01:06:53is
01:06:56on
01:06:57a
01:06:57couple
01:06:57flat
01:06:57tires
01:06:58so
01:07:00we
01:07:01don't
01:07:01go
01:07:01and
01:07:01get
01:07:01out
01:07:02god
01:07:02has
01:07:02some
01:07:02out
01:07:02on
01:07:02me
01:07:21yeah
01:07:28that's
01:07:28it
01:07:36Chicago
01:07:37thank you
01:07:38so much
01:07:40I had
01:07:40so much
01:07:41fun
01:07:41with y'all
01:07:41tonight
01:07:41I'm a little
01:07:42real
01:07:43that's my
01:07:43time
01:07:43peace out
01:07:44y'all
01:07:44thank y'all
01:07:44so much
01:07:45I'm
01:07:45saying
01:07:45god
01:07:46say
01:07:47a
01:07:48word
01:07:49you
01:07:50know
01:07:51how far
01:07:52it's gonna
01:07:53be
01:07:54I'm
01:07:55rolling
01:07:56riding
01:07:57I
01:07:59need
01:08:00some
01:08:00peace
01:08:01to
01:08:03do
01:08:05keep
01:08:05keep
01:08:06bouncing
01:08:07around
01:08:07it's
01:08:07deep
01:08:08mountains
01:08:08heard
01:08:08the peace
01:08:09found him
01:08:09when he
01:08:09released
01:08:10doubts
01:08:10and when
01:08:11his
01:08:11beliefs
01:08:11got him
01:08:12up out of
01:08:12the streets
01:08:12found himself
01:08:13around peeps
01:08:14who always
01:08:14keep
01:08:15vouching
01:08:15think he
01:08:17gonna stop
01:08:17you need
01:08:17counseling
01:08:18higher than
01:08:18three ounces
01:08:19trying but
01:08:20keep
01:08:20counting
01:08:20dodging
01:08:21the beast
01:08:21found him
01:08:22money
01:08:22in cheeks
01:08:22usually at
01:08:23home
01:08:23with his
01:08:23peeps
01:08:24no haters
01:08:24and freaks
01:08:25around him
01:08:25preach
01:08:26or maybe
01:08:27like
01:08:27peace
01:08:27Malcolm
01:08:28staying
01:08:28low
01:08:28and
01:08:29discreet
01:08:29sipping
01:08:29load
01:08:30up
01:08:30the beat
01:08:30like
01:08:30tribe
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