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The stand-up veteran affectionately known as the Grumpy Uncle and GenX ambassador brings his common sense comedy to Birmingham’s Red Mountain Theatre.
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00:00:14Coming to the stage, from Vicksburg, Mississippi.
00:00:22Out of ATL, Martin Hunter!
00:00:47What up, what up, what up?
00:00:49Go on, sit down, sit down, sit down.
00:00:51Go on, DJ.
00:00:52Turn that generic copyright now required music off.
00:00:58I don't know what the hell that is, man.
00:01:00Thank y'all for coming out, man.
00:01:04First thing first, let's get the roll call out the way.
00:01:07Sexy ladies, make some noise.
00:01:10Nah, nah, that's too many.
00:01:14I think that sounded like a couple folks speaking out of turn.
00:01:18Y'all see, now I'm going to acknowledge the all right, chicks.
00:01:20I can't do it.
00:01:21Because y'all didn't jump the gun.
00:01:22Y'all skipped the line.
00:01:24Ain't nothing wrong with being all right.
00:01:25Hell, I'm all right.
00:01:29There's worse things than being all right.
00:01:32There's a pecking order in life.
00:01:34You got sexy ladies.
00:01:36You got all right.
00:01:38And then you got, hmm, I'll fuck.
00:01:43If you don't nobody know about me hunting God, I gon' fuck.
00:01:47The Uber eats ladies too, I gon' fuck.
00:01:50That's what you don't want to be.
00:01:51You don't want to be that lady.
00:01:52You don't want to be that lady that the man having sex with because his Chinese food ain't here yet.
00:01:58You don't want to be that lady.
00:01:59You don't want to be that lady.
00:01:59But I understand, you know, ladies.
00:02:00Y'all put y'all looks in, you know, in high regard.
00:02:04Y'all take time to get dressed.
00:02:06It's a meticulous activity.
00:02:09Well, see, men, we have something attached to our insecurities too.
00:02:13Women look, it's their looks.
00:02:14With men, it's our finances.
00:02:17But we ain't gonna jump out the window.
00:02:20Watch this.
00:02:21Rich men make some noise?
00:02:23Exactly.
00:02:25Exactly.
00:02:27Them niggas know they ain't sitting on the bag.
00:02:29They know they ain't got it.
00:02:30They know they ain't got it.
00:02:32Now, there's probably somebody in here that is rich, but he ain't gonna say nothing until he don't want to
00:02:35get wrong.
00:02:37Because we are in Birmingham.
00:02:40But he ain't gonna jump out the window.
00:02:43There's a dude in here right now, got $38 on his credit card.
00:02:47Scared his girl gonna buy another drink.
00:02:50Bitch, you thirsty again?
00:02:53You gotta space them sips out, baby.
00:02:56Let that drink breathe.
00:03:00Men don't care.
00:03:02Men suffer in silence.
00:03:04We ain't gonna share.
00:03:05A man could be having the worst day ever.
00:03:08He could be going through a mental health crisis.
00:03:10His wife could have left him.
00:03:11His dog could have died.
00:03:12A hooker gave him an STD.
00:03:15Ask him how his day is going.
00:03:17He'll say,
00:03:18Every day above ground is a good day.
00:03:21God is good.
00:03:22Men ain't gonna share.
00:03:24We suffer in silence.
00:03:25But that's our problem, man.
00:03:26We gotta start sharing.
00:03:28That's why we don't get good gifts during the holidays.
00:03:33Cause everybody just think we all right.
00:03:35They think he good.
00:03:38Take Mother's Day and Father's Day for instance.
00:03:41On Mother's Day we spent no expense on our queens, right?
00:03:44We go all out for the litters of our valley.
00:03:49Fast forward one month.
00:03:52Now apparently we're in a financial crisis.
00:03:56We teetering on bankruptcy.
00:03:58We gonna start eating potty meat and crackers here in a minute.
00:04:00Cause ain't nobody got no money.
00:04:04Everybody looking at your ass crazy.
00:04:07Ain't this crazy how that work?
00:04:11We spent no expense on our wives.
00:04:13And the mothers of our kids.
00:04:17Everything that mama get requires a warranty.
00:04:21But they want to make daddy shit.
00:04:23How is that?
00:04:24What is that?
00:04:25What is that?
00:04:26What is that about?
00:04:27What is that about?
00:04:30We bought mama shit day nine when daddy time come around.
00:04:33Y'all march y'all head down to the hobby lobby.
00:04:36Get the construction paper.
00:04:38And the paint.
00:04:40Now they don't want to put their hands in the paint.
00:04:43We making a daddy tree.
00:04:45We making a daddy tree.
00:04:48And for no damn daddy tree.
00:04:52If you got a teenager, they come, can you cash out me some money?
00:04:55So I can buy you something?
00:05:00And then when the gift get here.
00:05:02When they show up to bring the gift to the door.
00:05:04Daddy, your gift at the door is 09 and bought it.
00:05:06And I got to go get to the door and get them all over too.
00:05:10Let me go see what I got me.
00:05:13I hope I got me something good.
00:05:15I deserve it.
00:05:18I don't give a damn about no men.
00:05:21And ladies, let me tell y'all something.
00:05:24A shaved coochie is not a gift.
00:05:28Is this thing on?
00:05:31A shaved coochie is not a gift.
00:05:38Ask you for a playstation, you show up with alopecia pussy.
00:05:41I don't want no alopecia pussy.
00:05:45I can't play Call of Duty on no alopecia pussy.
00:05:51I got some props for you.
00:05:52I got some props for you.
00:05:53I got some props for you.
00:05:55I got some props for you.
00:06:00So I got a cue for you, daddy.
00:06:02but everybody coochie ain't cute
00:06:05when they shave the hair off it
00:06:07coochie got personality just like
00:06:08everything else
00:06:14some of y'all shave the hair off the coochie
00:06:16coochie be looking like a sad clown face
00:06:18smashed up against a window
00:06:19you ever seen a sad clown face
00:06:24smashed up against a window
00:06:31coochie be looking like
00:06:35and I want to eat it but you can't kiss nobody that's sad
00:06:37everybody know that
00:06:38can't kiss nobody that's sad
00:06:40you ever tried to kiss somebody that was crying
00:06:44you can't do it because your heart go out to them
00:06:47what's wrong with it buddy
00:06:49is somebody bothering you
00:06:57then you shave off the hair off your coochie
00:07:00to show up all the inconsistencies in your coochie
00:07:04some of y'all had a one lip long than the other
00:07:06you ever seen that shit there
00:07:07oh my god
00:07:08you ever seen that long sleeve lip
00:07:10you ever seen that
00:07:11you ever seen when the lips be long sleeve
00:07:14there'll be warning or nothing
00:07:15you be sitting there looking like
00:07:18you got a scarf or something hanging out on
00:07:21is that a bandana
00:07:22is your coochie in a gang
00:07:25I don't care nothing about no men
00:07:30everybody in a row has evolved
00:07:33the role of women has evolved fellas
00:07:37can't be expecting no woman to be
00:07:38cooking and cleaning for your ass all damn day
00:07:40she ain't your mama
00:07:42right ladies
00:07:44the role of children has evolved
00:07:48society
00:07:49everybody expects you to be their damn friend
00:07:51or you ain't no good parent
00:07:54the role of dogs has evolved
00:07:56type onto a tree and see what your ass go to jail
00:07:58the dog
00:08:00the dog got rights
00:08:03but you know who role hadn't evolved
00:08:07men
00:08:09you still expect to be providers
00:08:10and protectors
00:08:12and sometimes that shit don't seem like it's fair
00:08:15everybody else get involved
00:08:17why we can't evolve
00:08:19then we try to rectify the shit
00:08:20we look like assholes
00:08:22go to my wife the other day
00:08:23say baby
00:08:24I'm hungry
00:08:28what we gonna do about dinner
00:08:30she said
00:08:31well I don't know what we gonna do
00:08:32cause I'm not hungry
00:08:33and kept change channel on TV
00:08:34now
00:08:37now at first I got mad
00:08:40but I thought to myself
00:08:40you know what she right
00:08:42I'm the one hungry
00:08:43I know how to cook
00:08:44cook my own goddamn food right
00:08:47ain't no more gender roles
00:08:48right ladies
00:08:50fast forward one week
00:08:53she come to me and say
00:08:55baby I'm scared
00:08:56what we gonna do
00:08:57about the snake in the garage
00:08:58I said I don't know what we gonna do
00:08:59cause I ain't scared
00:09:00and I kept change channel on TV
00:09:01now you get your ass out there
00:09:03and you save us
00:09:04you save us woman
00:09:11they don't like it when it be
00:09:13fair for real for real
00:09:18but men
00:09:19are still expected
00:09:21to be traditional
00:09:24my daddy was a traditional man
00:09:26he great
00:09:27great provider
00:09:28tried to be a good
00:09:29protector
00:09:31but he stuttered real bad
00:09:34so it wasn't believable
00:09:38nobody scared
00:09:39nobody that's stuttering
00:09:40you ain't gonna
00:09:41you can't intimidate nobody
00:09:43you can't get your words together
00:09:48our neighbor
00:09:50husband used to
00:09:51jump on all the time
00:09:52it became a routine
00:09:54every time they would get to fighting
00:09:56she would run to our house
00:09:59let me in
00:10:00they gonna kill me
00:10:01let me in
00:10:02they gonna kill me
00:10:04my daddy
00:10:05go get his pistol
00:10:07go to the door
00:10:08like the big man
00:10:13get behind me
00:10:22gonna point the gun
00:10:23down the steps
00:10:24at the husband
00:10:26now this particular night
00:10:27the husband drunk
00:10:28he ain't scared of the gun
00:10:30he keep moving forward
00:10:33made my daddy scared
00:10:34now when he gets scared
00:10:35he started real bad
00:10:39don't you take
00:10:41another
00:10:44motherfucking step
00:10:45I'm gonna
00:10:45put some hot shit
00:10:47in your ass
00:10:47by now
00:10:48the nigga didn't walk past it
00:10:49the nigga in the house
00:10:52by now the dude didn't walk past me
00:10:53in the house
00:10:57my mama like
00:10:57sir would you like something to drink
00:10:58because
00:11:00took this nigga five minutes
00:11:01to get that shit out
00:11:03my daddy gonna look at the battle
00:11:04you better tell him something
00:11:06and we all look at my daddy like
00:11:07nigga you the one got the gun
00:11:15but my daddy was a
00:11:17great
00:11:19provider
00:11:20worked three jobs
00:11:21my whole life
00:11:22worked down at the plant
00:11:24western house
00:11:25cooper lighting
00:11:27did spraying
00:11:28spraying people
00:11:29house
00:11:29also was a janitor
00:11:31never required anything
00:11:33of my mama
00:11:33my mama never worked
00:11:36didn't even never have a driver's license
00:11:38he did everything
00:11:40old school
00:11:42but the crazy part is
00:11:43every time they would get into it
00:11:44my mama would say
00:11:44I'm taking these kids
00:11:45and we leaving
00:11:52my dad look at like
00:11:54where the fuck y'all go
00:11:57and we look at that mama like
00:11:58answer him
00:12:01what the hell
00:12:01what the hell we gonna do
00:12:01walk off into the woods
00:12:03or sing a fire line
00:12:05you ain't got no damn job history
00:12:13I had old school parents
00:12:16I grew up in Vicksburg, Mississippi
00:12:20there they go
00:12:22I was raised by a Henry and a Beulah
00:12:26so with them names there
00:12:27you know what my life was like
00:12:29girl Mississippi
00:12:30my whole life was like
00:12:31roots the next generation
00:12:37but they wanted
00:12:38they wanted
00:12:38but the best for us
00:12:40all they required is
00:12:41to be accountable
00:12:42you know
00:12:43be frugal with your money
00:12:45some of y'all
00:12:45around my age
00:12:46if you're a 40
00:12:47you know what I'm talking about
00:12:49could never ask for no damn money
00:12:50now you gotta get a speech
00:12:53asked my dad
00:12:53for $20 to go to the city dance
00:12:55one time
00:12:57nigga said
00:12:57I see white folks
00:12:58ain't let us congregate
00:12:59back in the day
00:12:59congregate
00:13:03oh I'm asking
00:13:04for $20 to go to the dance
00:13:07gonna reach in the water
00:13:08give me 10
00:13:09I say
00:13:10but it called 5 to get in
00:13:12he gonna say
00:13:12you better pace yourself
00:13:15what the fuck
00:13:17what the hell
00:13:23there was real G's
00:13:24back in the day
00:13:26ain't like that now
00:13:27we can got soft
00:13:29the kids are soft
00:13:31I see everybody sensitive
00:13:34I seen
00:13:34on TikTok
00:13:37little white girl
00:13:38little white baby
00:13:39about four
00:13:40had scratches
00:13:41all on her face
00:13:42because they lived
00:13:43on a farm
00:13:45and a rooster
00:13:46scratched the little girl
00:13:47in the face
00:13:49so the mama
00:13:50slaughtered the rooster
00:13:51made chicken nuggets
00:13:54fed it to the baby
00:13:56you should read
00:13:56them damn comments
00:13:57you a horrible parent
00:14:00people like you
00:14:01shouldn't have kids
00:14:03you traumatized
00:14:04that child
00:14:06ain't nothing wrong
00:14:07with that baby
00:14:07that baby gonna be fine
00:14:10we had a
00:14:10pet duck
00:14:12we got for
00:14:13Easter
00:14:13had it for about a year
00:14:15my daddy fed us
00:14:16that damn duck
00:14:16and quackles
00:14:17ain't do nothing to nobody
00:14:18what the hell
00:14:22we love that duck
00:14:23but he was showing
00:14:24his check one week
00:14:26needs some meat
00:14:27for the table
00:14:28quackles had to go
00:14:30didn't tell us nothing
00:14:32we came home
00:14:33to pen
00:14:33quackles
00:14:34when he gone
00:14:35my dad said
00:14:36a raccoon got him
00:14:37but I'm sitting there
00:14:38looking
00:14:41I'm looking at
00:14:42I'm looking at the cage
00:14:43ain't no sign of struggle
00:14:46ain't no forced entry
00:14:51and then we
00:14:53was eating strange meat
00:14:56a couple days later
00:14:58I'm a badass kid
00:14:59I'm a thinker
00:15:01mama
00:15:02what kind of meat this is
00:15:03shut up boy
00:15:04eat it
00:15:06that's the first thing
00:15:07so the ducks
00:15:08are acting weird
00:15:10quackles missing
00:15:12and the meat
00:15:13tastes funny
00:15:16I looked at my little
00:15:17brother and sister
00:15:18and said
00:15:18I think we eating
00:15:19quackles
00:15:21at the time
00:15:22my brother had a mouth
00:15:23full of quackles
00:15:23he was like
00:15:23I got it
00:15:24I got it
00:15:24I got it
00:15:30it was different
00:15:32if you were Gen X
00:15:33growing up
00:15:36Gen Z told me
00:15:37he said
00:15:38something wrong
00:15:38with y'all
00:15:39because y'all
00:15:39wasn't raised right
00:15:41y'all parents
00:15:42raised y'all wrong
00:15:42I was like
00:15:43first of all
00:15:43we didn't get
00:15:44raised at all
00:15:46if you Gen X
00:15:47we raised ourselves
00:15:49some of y'all
00:15:50little stupid ass
00:15:50wouldn't know
00:15:50nothing about
00:15:53made us
00:15:54self-sufficient
00:15:56y'all couldn't
00:15:57do that shit
00:15:57there ain't no way
00:15:58they could put
00:15:58no key around
00:15:59your neck
00:16:01at no seven
00:16:02years old
00:16:04and trusted
00:16:05you to walk
00:16:05to school
00:16:06by your damn
00:16:06self
00:16:07why
00:16:08first of all
00:16:11you young stupid
00:16:12ass with a
00:16:12lost a fucking
00:16:13key
00:16:17now you're
00:16:18wandering the
00:16:18earth
00:16:20and then fell
00:16:21into a ravine
00:16:21or a mining
00:16:22shaft
00:16:23and a pack
00:16:24of hobos
00:16:24came across
00:16:25you
00:16:25they raised
00:16:25you
00:16:29we didn't
00:16:29have all
00:16:30these
00:16:30safety
00:16:31precautions
00:16:33that they
00:16:33had
00:16:34we didn't
00:16:34have no
00:16:34damn car
00:16:35seat
00:16:35what the
00:16:35hell
00:16:35was a car
00:16:36seat
00:16:36in a damn
00:16:37car
00:16:38from the time
00:16:39your ass
00:16:39was born
00:16:40to the time
00:16:41your ass
00:16:42was walking
00:16:43you was held
00:16:44in somebody's arms
00:16:45as they were
00:16:46driving
00:16:47and lord help
00:16:48you if it's
00:16:49the winter time
00:16:50cause all the
00:16:51winter's up
00:16:51and everybody
00:16:51in the car
00:16:52smoked cigarettes
00:16:54and we
00:16:54didn't develop
00:16:55no
00:16:55mesophemia
00:16:55like y'all
00:16:56motherfuckers
00:16:57be doing
00:16:58at no 9
00:16:58or 10
00:16:59years old
00:17:03what the hell
00:17:03was a bike
00:17:04helmet
00:17:05we had no
00:17:05bike helmet
00:17:06no knee pads
00:17:08you ever hear
00:17:08the telephone pole
00:17:09going full speed
00:17:10on your BMX
00:17:10bike
00:17:12my head
00:17:12went one way
00:17:13my body
00:17:13went the other
00:17:14way
00:17:16you know what
00:17:16they did
00:17:16they brought
00:17:17my head
00:17:17back to my
00:17:17mama
00:17:17she screwed
00:17:18it back
00:17:18on my neck
00:17:19and told me
00:17:20gonna sit
00:17:20my head
00:17:21down somewhere
00:17:26peanut allergy
00:17:27what the hell
00:17:28is a peanut allergy
00:17:29we used to
00:17:30eat dirt
00:17:31litter up dirt
00:17:32how many of y'all
00:17:33used to make
00:17:33mud pies
00:17:33we used to eat dirt
00:17:41what's another one
00:17:42get sick at school
00:17:42what for
00:17:43you ain't going home
00:17:45ain't nobody
00:17:46coming to get you
00:17:47if they call
00:17:47your mama
00:17:48she gonna tell
00:17:48him to put his
00:17:48head on the desk
00:17:50your ass
00:17:51to pass away
00:17:51in class
00:17:52they throw a
00:17:52sheet over
00:17:52your damn head
00:17:53till somebody
00:17:54come get you
00:17:58it was different
00:17:59man
00:18:00it was different
00:18:01times
00:18:03my daddy
00:18:04was a janitor
00:18:05part time
00:18:05as I told you
00:18:06before
00:18:07when he used
00:18:07to go do
00:18:08his janitor
00:18:08job
00:18:08he didn't
00:18:09ask me
00:18:10and my brother
00:18:10if we wanted
00:18:11to come
00:18:12we had to go
00:18:13we had no
00:18:13choice
00:18:15one day
00:18:15we at a
00:18:16convenience store
00:18:17we stripping
00:18:18and waxing
00:18:19the floor
00:18:20and when you
00:18:21stripping wax
00:18:21the floor
00:18:22you use
00:18:22something called
00:18:22a buffer
00:18:23it's a machine
00:18:24that's hard to
00:18:25control
00:18:26with a round
00:18:26pad on the
00:18:27bottom
00:18:27we put water
00:18:28and strip it
00:18:28down
00:18:29now you can't
00:18:29get in the
00:18:30corners
00:18:30because the
00:18:31pad is round
00:18:32so me and my
00:18:32brother's job
00:18:33was to get in
00:18:34the corners
00:18:35with a steel brush
00:18:36he gave us
00:18:37some rubber
00:18:37gloves
00:18:38to use
00:18:38I ain't
00:18:39putting mine
00:18:39on
00:18:41over in my
00:18:41corner
00:18:42there was
00:18:42an ice cream
00:18:42machine
00:18:43it was old
00:18:43and the wires
00:18:44was hanging
00:18:45down in the
00:18:45water
00:18:48goddamn
00:18:49electricity
00:18:49hit my
00:18:50ass
00:18:50bow
00:18:52knocked me
00:18:53against the
00:18:53wall
00:18:54know how my
00:18:55daddy responded
00:19:04he looked at
00:19:05the damn
00:19:05gloves
00:19:06and looked at
00:19:07me
00:19:07said goddamn
00:19:07be careful
00:19:08boy
00:19:14didn't give a
00:19:15damn
00:19:18but I don't
00:19:18blame my
00:19:19parents
00:19:19I don't
00:19:20blame the
00:19:21boomers
00:19:21they came
00:19:21up hard
00:19:23they had to
00:19:24deal with
00:19:24way more
00:19:24stuff
00:19:25that we
00:19:26had to deal
00:19:26with
00:19:27my daddy
00:19:27was a part
00:19:28of the
00:19:28civil rights
00:19:29he was a
00:19:29member of
00:19:30SNCC
00:19:31back in the
00:19:31day
00:19:32joined when
00:19:33he was 19
00:19:33years old
00:19:34he would tell
00:19:35me these
00:19:36stories about
00:19:36the turbulent
00:19:3760s and it
00:19:39would sound
00:19:39horrific
00:19:39but someway
00:19:41this nigga
00:19:42would make it
00:19:42sound funny
00:19:44I never could
00:19:44understand that
00:19:45but to them
00:19:46that was their
00:19:46life
00:19:46it was just
00:19:47a shoulder shrug
00:19:48my daddy
00:19:48told me about
00:19:49his first
00:19:49march in
00:19:50Jackson
00:19:50Mississippi
00:19:51they had to
00:19:52march in front
00:19:52of the state
00:19:53capitol
00:19:54right
00:19:54before they
00:19:55went
00:19:55when you
00:19:56into civil
00:19:57rights
00:19:57y'all might
00:19:57not know
00:19:58this
00:19:58they put
00:19:58them
00:19:58through
00:19:58civil
00:19:59rights
00:19:59boot
00:19:59camp
00:20:00you have
00:20:00to go
00:20:01into a
00:20:01room
00:20:01and assimilate
00:20:02what's gonna
00:20:03happen to you
00:20:03when you get
00:20:04outside
00:20:04they slap you
00:20:04around
00:20:05call you
00:20:05niggas
00:20:05spit on you
00:20:06all that
00:20:07type of
00:20:07stuff
00:20:07so when
00:20:08they get
00:20:08out there
00:20:08he's 19
00:20:09years old
00:20:09he's scared
00:20:10of death
00:20:10but in his
00:20:11infinite wisdom
00:20:12he located
00:20:13a white
00:20:13blonde
00:20:14there was a
00:20:15lot of
00:20:15white folks
00:20:16came down
00:20:16from New York
00:20:17to march
00:20:17with them
00:20:18my dad
00:20:18had seen
00:20:18a white
00:20:19lady
00:20:19and said
00:20:19I'm gonna
00:20:19go stand
00:20:20beside her
00:20:22cause if
00:20:22the bullshit
00:20:23pop off
00:20:24they ain't
00:20:25gonna mess
00:20:25with the
00:20:26white lady
00:20:27so the
00:20:28thing was
00:20:28they're supposed
00:20:29to march
00:20:29and when
00:20:30the sheriff
00:20:30and authority
00:20:31showed up
00:20:32they're supposed
00:20:32to lock
00:20:33arms
00:20:33sit on the
00:20:34curb
00:20:34and start
00:20:35singing
00:20:35we shall
00:20:36overcome
00:20:37so when
00:20:38the sheriff
00:20:38showed up
00:20:39they went
00:20:40with what
00:20:40they had
00:20:41practiced
00:20:41my dad
00:20:42had locked
00:20:43on with
00:20:43the white
00:20:43woman
00:20:44sit on
00:20:44the curb
00:20:46we shall
00:20:48overcome
00:20:50white sheriff
00:20:50walking back
00:20:51and forth
00:20:51up the line
00:20:52look here
00:20:52let me tell
00:20:52you something
00:20:52you niggas
00:20:53and you niggas
00:20:53lovers
00:20:54you need to
00:20:54get out
00:20:55here now
00:20:56nobody moved
00:20:57they kept
00:20:57singing
00:20:58they brought
00:20:59all the city
00:21:00garbage trucks
00:21:00there to take
00:21:01them to jail
00:21:01they won't
00:21:01humiliate them
00:21:02they won't
00:21:02put them
00:21:02in the
00:21:03paddy wagon
00:21:03they're gonna
00:21:04put them
00:21:04in the
00:21:04garbage trucks
00:21:06they told
00:21:07them one
00:21:07more time
00:21:07niggas
00:21:08get up
00:21:08and move
00:21:08now
00:21:10my dad
00:21:10said he
00:21:10was just
00:21:11sitting there
00:21:11confident
00:21:12we shall
00:21:14overcome
00:21:16said the
00:21:16white man
00:21:17went to
00:21:17the car
00:21:17talked into
00:21:18the mic
00:21:19dad said
00:21:20he don't
00:21:20know what
00:21:20was said
00:21:21but when
00:21:21he came
00:21:22back
00:21:22he said
00:21:22he was
00:21:22confident
00:21:23he ain't
00:21:23gonna mess
00:21:24with me
00:21:24I got
00:21:24the white
00:21:25woman
00:21:25on my
00:21:25arm
00:21:29well the
00:21:29deputy
00:21:30had different
00:21:30plans
00:21:32he didn't
00:21:33feel like
00:21:33staying out
00:21:33there all
00:21:33day
00:21:34he walked
00:21:34right up
00:21:35to that
00:21:35white woman
00:21:35with that
00:21:35bit of
00:21:36club
00:21:36BOW
00:21:36bust on
00:21:37the fucking
00:21:37head
00:21:37her whole
00:21:38head
00:21:38bust open
00:21:39like a
00:21:39baked
00:21:39potato
00:21:39my dad
00:21:40said
00:21:40he looked
00:21:41at her
00:21:41and he
00:21:42said
00:21:42let me go
00:21:43let me go
00:21:43let me go
00:21:44let me go
00:21:44let me go
00:21:47and her
00:21:47muscles
00:21:47clenched up
00:21:48she said
00:21:48let me go
00:21:49let me go
00:21:49let me go
00:21:51that nigga
00:21:51went drunk
00:21:51in that
00:21:52goddamn
00:21:52garbage truck
00:21:52hey y'all
00:21:53come on
00:21:53y'all
00:21:53come on
00:21:54come on
00:21:54come on
00:21:56they hitting
00:21:57white bitches
00:21:57today
00:21:57they didn't
00:21:58show us
00:21:59that in class
00:21:59come on
00:22:00now
00:22:03they suspended
00:22:04his ass
00:22:05for two weeks
00:22:06for breaking
00:22:06protocol
00:22:12that's why our parents
00:22:13act the way they act
00:22:14they been through
00:22:15something
00:22:19they ain't never
00:22:21we ain't get no
00:22:21hugs
00:22:26we ain't get no
00:22:26hugs
00:22:27and I love
00:22:28yous
00:22:32and they go
00:22:33scared
00:22:36they had him
00:22:36fucked up
00:22:48imagine
00:22:48imagine being a
00:22:49child of
00:22:50somebody
00:22:51who talks
00:22:52about that
00:22:55but y'all
00:22:55know
00:22:55everybody over
00:22:5640 makes
00:22:56noise
00:22:59you know
00:23:00what I'm
00:23:00talking about
00:23:00our parents
00:23:01were different
00:23:04we know
00:23:04they loved
00:23:04us
00:23:06but most of
00:23:06them
00:23:06wasn't gonna
00:23:07say it
00:23:09I tell
00:23:10my son
00:23:10that's why
00:23:10I tell
00:23:10my son
00:23:11when he was
00:23:11coming up
00:23:11I told
00:23:12my son
00:23:12all the time
00:23:12I love
00:23:13him
00:23:13I just
00:23:13want to
00:23:13break
00:23:13that
00:23:14curse
00:23:15but I
00:23:15knew
00:23:15my daddy
00:23:16loved
00:23:16when he
00:23:17was older
00:23:18in life
00:23:18I told
00:23:18I said
00:23:19hey man
00:23:19I love
00:23:20you
00:23:20he said
00:23:21you know
00:23:22that means
00:23:23a lot
00:23:23to me
00:23:23thank you
00:23:29that nigga
00:23:30won't say
00:23:30that shit
00:23:30back
00:23:38it's a different
00:23:39time we
00:23:39living in
00:23:41the world
00:23:42that our
00:23:43parents prepare
00:23:44for us
00:23:44no longer
00:23:46exists
00:23:48the world
00:23:48that our
00:23:49parents
00:23:49prepare for
00:23:50us
00:23:51no longer
00:23:52exists
00:23:54my parents
00:23:54used to
00:23:55tell me
00:23:57kids
00:23:57kids
00:23:57should
00:23:57always
00:23:58respect
00:23:59adults
00:24:01and yet
00:24:01somebody
00:24:02a teenager
00:24:02called me
00:24:03a fuck
00:24:03nigga
00:24:03last
00:24:03Thursday
00:24:09all because
00:24:10I didn't
00:24:10want to buy
00:24:11his bottle
00:24:11of water
00:24:11he was
00:24:12selling at
00:24:12stoplight
00:24:14I'm a fuck
00:24:15nigga
00:24:15because I
00:24:15ain't thirsty
00:24:17see
00:24:18I stay in
00:24:19Atlanta
00:24:19in Atlanta
00:24:19we got
00:24:20something called
00:24:20a water
00:24:20boy
00:24:20they very
00:24:21aggressive
00:24:23they done
00:24:23ran off
00:24:23all the
00:24:24homeless
00:24:24dude
00:24:24we don't
00:24:24know
00:24:24where
00:24:25Mr.
00:24:25Edding
00:24:25them
00:24:25at
00:24:26we ain't
00:24:27seen
00:24:27Mr.
00:24:27Edding
00:24:27them
00:24:27in three
00:24:28months
00:24:30you
00:24:30come up
00:24:30to the
00:24:31truck
00:24:31with the
00:24:31water
00:24:31I'm like
00:24:31nah
00:24:32I'm
00:24:32alright
00:24:32he said
00:24:32get the
00:24:32fuck
00:24:33on
00:24:33fuck
00:24:33nigga
00:24:34and did
00:24:35his finger
00:24:35like that
00:24:39that would
00:24:39made me mad
00:24:40to lift finger
00:24:40shit
00:24:40don't do
00:24:40your finger
00:24:41like that
00:24:43with the
00:24:43goddamn
00:24:44pants
00:24:44hanging
00:24:44over there
00:24:45ain't got
00:24:45no pocket
00:24:45on the
00:24:46back
00:24:46of the
00:24:46jeans
00:24:47I don't
00:24:47like
00:24:47it
00:24:47when a
00:24:51fuck
00:24:52them
00:24:52bugle boy
00:24:53smooth
00:24:53booties
00:24:55I mean
00:24:55get the
00:24:56fuck
00:24:56on
00:24:56fuck
00:24:56nigga
00:24:57didn't hear
00:24:58this
00:24:58potter
00:24:58style
00:24:58laugh
00:24:59kiki
00:25:00kiki
00:25:02but what
00:25:03they didn't
00:25:03understand
00:25:03is
00:25:05I'm a
00:25:05jovial
00:25:05nigga
00:25:06myself
00:25:08I like
00:25:08to laugh
00:25:10don't
00:25:10leave me
00:25:11out the
00:25:11fun
00:25:12I like
00:25:13to he
00:25:13he
00:25:13and ha
00:25:14ha
00:25:16so
00:25:16the light
00:25:17turned
00:25:17green
00:25:17I leaned
00:25:18into the
00:25:18steering wheel
00:25:19ran over
00:25:19two
00:25:19packs
00:25:20of that
00:25:20nigga
00:25:20water
00:25:20and
00:25:21then
00:25:21I
00:25:21kiki
00:25:21down
00:25:22street
00:25:22kiki
00:25:24kiki
00:25:25kiki
00:25:29kiki
00:25:29go
00:25:29re-up
00:25:30nigga
00:25:34the world
00:25:35that our
00:25:36parents
00:25:38prepare for
00:25:38us
00:25:40no longer
00:25:41exists
00:25:43my mama
00:25:44used to tell me
00:25:44always wash
00:25:45your ass
00:25:45son
00:25:47wash your
00:25:48ass
00:25:48every day
00:25:49son
00:25:50get behind
00:25:51your ears
00:25:51son
00:25:51get all
00:25:52the hot
00:25:52spots
00:25:52get your
00:25:53nooks
00:25:53and your
00:25:54crannies
00:25:54son
00:25:57but online
00:25:57white folks
00:25:58ain't washing
00:25:58their ass
00:25:58I ain't even
00:25:59know nothing
00:25:59about that
00:25:59I didn't know
00:26:00white folks
00:26:00wasn't washing
00:26:01their ass
00:26:01it's all on
00:26:02the damn
00:26:02podcast
00:26:04they ain't
00:26:05using no
00:26:05towel
00:26:05they ain't
00:26:06doing no
00:26:06wash rag
00:26:07they just
00:26:08running the
00:26:08damn
00:26:08bare soap
00:26:09up the
00:26:09crack of
00:26:09their ass
00:26:10they ain't
00:26:11doing
00:26:11their legs
00:26:11I'm like
00:26:12when the
00:26:12fuck
00:26:12this shit
00:26:12started
00:26:18folks
00:26:18don't
00:26:19respect
00:26:19stinking
00:26:19no more
00:26:23and
00:26:23ain't
00:26:24that
00:26:24white
00:26:24folks
00:26:24it's
00:26:24just
00:26:24people
00:26:25appearing
00:26:25since
00:26:25the
00:26:26COVID
00:26:27people
00:26:27ain't
00:26:27washing
00:26:27their
00:26:28ass
00:26:28like
00:26:28they
00:26:28was
00:26:29since
00:26:29COVID
00:26:30hit
00:26:31I think
00:26:31because
00:26:31of
00:26:31COVID
00:26:32you ain't
00:26:32had to
00:26:32wash
00:26:33your
00:26:33ass
00:26:33every
00:26:33day
00:26:33so
00:26:34people
00:26:34were
00:26:34skipping
00:26:35days
00:26:37now we
00:26:38out of
00:26:38COVID
00:26:38you still
00:26:39walking
00:26:39around here
00:26:39with
00:26:39two or
00:26:40three
00:26:40days
00:26:40one
00:26:40for
00:26:41unwashed
00:26:41ass
00:26:41on
00:26:42you
00:26:43trying
00:26:44to
00:26:44conduct
00:26:44business
00:26:47and
00:26:48a
00:26:48nigga
00:26:49run up
00:26:49on me
00:26:49the other
00:26:49day
00:26:50tried to
00:26:50pay me
00:26:50some
00:26:50money
00:26:50over
00:26:51and
00:26:51had
00:26:51Tuesday
00:26:51boot
00:26:51on
00:26:52it
00:26:52was
00:26:52Thursday
00:26:52I
00:26:52had
00:26:56Tuesday
00:26:56boot
00:26:57on
00:26:57you
00:26:57sir
00:27:02people
00:27:02don't
00:27:02respect
00:27:02older
00:27:03no
00:27:03more
00:27:05then
00:27:05I
00:27:05see
00:27:05on
00:27:06let me
00:27:06tell you
00:27:06something
00:27:06ladies
00:27:07ladies
00:27:07stop
00:27:08listening
00:27:08to
00:27:09everything
00:27:09y'all
00:27:09hear
00:27:09on
00:27:10TV
00:27:10just
00:27:11because
00:27:11the
00:27:11people
00:27:12on
00:27:12TV
00:27:12don't
00:27:12mean
00:27:12they
00:27:12smarter
00:27:13than
00:27:13you
00:27:14I
00:27:14feel
00:27:14sorry
00:27:15for
00:27:15y'all
00:27:15sometimes
00:27:15because
00:27:16every
00:27:16three
00:27:17commercials
00:27:17they have
00:27:17for
00:27:18men
00:27:18there's
00:27:19eight
00:27:19for
00:27:19women
00:27:20it's
00:27:20a lot
00:27:20of
00:27:20information
00:27:21to
00:27:21absorb
00:27:22I
00:27:22seen
00:27:23Dr.
00:27:23Oz
00:27:23say
00:27:24the
00:27:24stupidest
00:27:24shit
00:27:25I've
00:27:25heard
00:27:26in my
00:27:26life
00:27:26he
00:27:26said
00:27:26that
00:27:26the
00:27:27eyes
00:27:27and
00:27:28the
00:27:28vagina
00:27:29was
00:27:29the
00:27:29only
00:27:30two
00:27:30self
00:27:30cleaning
00:27:31organs
00:27:38now
00:27:40I'm
00:27:40not
00:27:40the
00:27:40smartest
00:27:41person
00:27:41in the
00:27:41world
00:27:43and
00:27:43I
00:27:43don't
00:27:43know
00:27:44everything
00:27:46but
00:27:46I'm
00:27:46pretty
00:27:47sure
00:27:47I
00:27:47never
00:27:47got
00:27:47disappointed
00:27:48with a
00:27:48bitch
00:27:48because
00:27:48she
00:27:48has
00:27:49stanky
00:27:49eyes
00:27:57but
00:27:57a
00:27:57funky
00:27:57coochie
00:27:58made me
00:27:58set
00:27:58a
00:27:58bitch
00:27:58down
00:27:59one
00:27:59time
00:27:59I
00:27:59like
00:27:59hey
00:27:59hey
00:28:00hey
00:28:00hey
00:28:00hey
00:28:01hey
00:28:02don't
00:28:02take
00:28:02the
00:28:02leg
00:28:03out
00:28:03them
00:28:03damn
00:28:03panties
00:28:06you
00:28:06don't
00:28:06smell
00:28:06that
00:28:07is
00:28:07your
00:28:07nose
00:28:07broke
00:28:10the
00:28:16world
00:28:17that
00:28:18our
00:28:18parents
00:28:19prepared
00:28:20for
00:28:20us
00:28:21no
00:28:21longer
00:28:22exist
00:28:24my
00:28:24parents
00:28:25always
00:28:25told me
00:28:25stand
00:28:25up
00:28:26to
00:28:26bullies
00:28:27but
00:28:28if
00:28:28you
00:28:28do
00:28:28today
00:28:28they
00:28:28tell
00:28:28you
00:28:28encouraging
00:28:29violence
00:28:30they
00:28:31act
00:28:31like
00:28:31we
00:28:32didn't
00:28:32have
00:28:32bullies
00:28:32back
00:28:33in
00:28:33the
00:28:33day
00:28:33they
00:28:34act
00:28:34like
00:28:34bullies
00:28:34are
00:28:35some
00:28:35brand
00:28:35new
00:28:35shit
00:28:36we
00:28:36had
00:28:37bullies
00:28:38but
00:28:38we
00:28:38also
00:28:38had
00:28:39something
00:28:39called
00:28:39playground
00:28:40justice
00:28:42you
00:28:43could
00:28:43be a
00:28:43bully
00:28:43only
00:28:43so
00:28:44long
00:28:45till
00:28:45you
00:28:45run
00:28:45up
00:28:45on
00:28:45the
00:28:46wrong
00:28:46kid
00:28:47and
00:28:47get
00:28:47your
00:28:47ass
00:28:48beat
00:28:49and
00:28:49sometimes
00:28:50kids
00:28:50need
00:28:51their
00:28:51ass
00:28:51beat
00:28:51it
00:28:52builds
00:28:52character
00:28:55I
00:28:56got
00:28:56my
00:28:56ass
00:28:56beat
00:28:57by a
00:28:57handicapped
00:28:57boy
00:28:57one
00:28:58time
00:29:00well
00:29:01he
00:29:01really
00:29:01wasn't
00:29:01handicapped
00:29:02he
00:29:02was
00:29:02the
00:29:02old
00:29:02folks
00:29:02called
00:29:03flicked
00:29:03it
00:29:06remember
00:29:06the
00:29:06old
00:29:07folks
00:29:07say
00:29:07the
00:29:08Lord
00:29:08brought
00:29:08him
00:29:08here
00:29:08flicked
00:29:09it
00:29:09yes
00:29:09him
00:29:09did
00:29:09remember
00:29:10that
00:29:13well
00:29:14he
00:29:14had
00:29:14he
00:29:14had
00:29:14one
00:29:15arm
00:29:15shorter
00:29:15than
00:29:15the
00:29:16other
00:29:16one
00:29:17didn't
00:29:17have
00:29:17no
00:29:18muscle
00:29:18tone
00:29:18on
00:29:19the
00:29:19arm
00:29:20we
00:29:21were
00:29:2112
00:29:21he
00:29:21already
00:29:22had
00:29:22a
00:29:22regular
00:29:22grown
00:29:22man
00:29:23sized
00:29:23hand
00:29:25on
00:29:25that
00:29:25little
00:29:26bit
00:29:26arm
00:29:27so
00:29:28because
00:29:28of
00:29:28the
00:29:28differences
00:29:29in
00:29:29proportion
00:29:29it
00:29:30made
00:29:30it
00:29:31look
00:29:31like
00:29:31he
00:29:31had
00:29:32an
00:29:32incredible
00:29:32huck
00:29:33fist
00:29:33on
00:29:33the
00:29:33end
00:29:33of
00:29:34a
00:29:34little
00:29:34baby
00:29:35goat
00:29:35leg
00:29:38and
00:29:38that's
00:29:39what
00:29:39we
00:29:39call
00:29:39him
00:29:39the
00:29:39incredible
00:29:40huck
00:29:40fist
00:29:41on
00:29:41the
00:29:41end
00:29:41of
00:29:42a
00:29:42little
00:29:42baby
00:29:42goat
00:29:42leg
00:29:42even
00:29:42the
00:29:43teacher
00:29:43called him
00:29:43that
00:29:43when his desk
00:29:44would be
00:29:44empty
00:29:45and she
00:29:45would call
00:29:46the role
00:29:46she would
00:29:47say
00:29:47has anybody
00:29:47seen
00:29:52well believe it
00:29:53or not
00:29:53he could
00:29:53shoot
00:29:54basketball
00:29:54real good
00:29:55was nice
00:29:56with it
00:29:56he just
00:29:57shot the
00:29:58ball
00:29:58different
00:29:58he kind
00:29:59of
00:29:59flicked
00:29:59it up
00:29:59in the
00:29:59air
00:29:59with
00:29:59the
00:30:00little
00:30:00arm
00:30:00it
00:30:00tickled
00:30:01me
00:30:01so
00:30:01I
00:30:01kept
00:30:01passing
00:30:02the
00:30:02ball
00:30:04he
00:30:04flicking
00:30:04up
00:30:05in
00:30:05the
00:30:05air
00:30:05and
00:30:05I
00:30:05kept
00:30:05passing
00:30:06the
00:30:06ball
00:30:07well
00:30:08somebody
00:30:08told him
00:30:08they
00:30:08said
00:30:09hey man
00:30:11Marvin
00:30:11not being
00:30:11no good
00:30:12teammate
00:30:14he actually
00:30:14making fun
00:30:15of you
00:30:17so he
00:30:17gonna come
00:30:18in the
00:30:18club
00:30:18gonna
00:30:18bump
00:30:18me
00:30:19in front
00:30:19of all
00:30:20of them
00:30:20girls
00:30:21nah
00:30:22I can't
00:30:22have
00:30:22that
00:30:22I
00:30:24might
00:30:24not even
00:30:24did
00:30:25nothing
00:30:25but you
00:30:25did it
00:30:26in front
00:30:26of the
00:30:26girls
00:30:26nah
00:30:27I
00:30:27gotta
00:30:27react
00:30:30I
00:30:30grabbed
00:30:30him
00:30:30but I
00:30:31grabbed
00:30:31the regular
00:30:31person
00:30:32side
00:30:32I
00:30:32ain't
00:30:33wanna
00:30:33disrespect
00:30:33the
00:30:33incredible
00:30:34huck
00:30:34fist
00:30:35on the
00:30:35end
00:30:36of a
00:30:36little
00:30:36baby
00:30:36goat
00:30:36leg
00:30:37I
00:30:38thought
00:30:38that
00:30:38gonna
00:30:38make
00:30:38me
00:30:38look
00:30:38like
00:30:39a
00:30:39punk
00:30:39if I
00:30:39had
00:30:39grabbed
00:30:39a little arm
00:30:42turns out
00:30:43I should
00:30:43have grabbed
00:30:43that goddamn
00:30:44arm
00:30:45that arm
00:30:46was stronger
00:30:46than a
00:30:47motherfucker
00:30:47you understand
00:30:47me
00:30:48that nigga
00:30:49took that
00:30:49goddamn
00:30:49arm
00:30:50and latched
00:30:50on to me
00:30:52that nigga
00:30:53latched
00:30:53on to me
00:30:54now dude
00:30:55if you ever
00:30:55had somebody
00:30:56grab you
00:30:56an incredible
00:30:56huck
00:30:56fist
00:30:57but it's
00:30:57very powerful
00:30:59that nigga
00:31:00latched
00:31:00on to me
00:31:02I should've
00:31:02said
00:31:03I should've
00:31:04said
00:31:04on hand
00:31:04that made
00:31:05it mad
00:31:05he increased
00:31:06the PSIs
00:31:07over there
00:31:09had been
00:31:09looking up
00:31:09in the
00:31:09house
00:31:10like lord
00:31:10don't let
00:31:10him kill
00:31:10me
00:31:11he was
00:31:11squeezing
00:31:11the blood
00:31:12out
00:31:13then he
00:31:13saw
00:31:14throw my
00:31:14ass
00:31:14out
00:31:14across
00:31:15the
00:31:15class
00:31:17and I
00:31:17said
00:31:17if I
00:31:17hold on
00:31:18it'll be
00:31:18over soon
00:31:21and if I
00:31:21hold him
00:31:22close he
00:31:22can't punch
00:31:22me
00:31:22cause the
00:31:23little arm
00:31:23ain't got
00:31:23no reach
00:31:25but yet
00:31:26again
00:31:26I
00:31:26underestimate
00:31:27the
00:31:27little arm
00:31:28turns out
00:31:29you can
00:31:29punch
00:31:30somebody
00:31:30with a
00:31:30little arm
00:31:30you just
00:31:31do
00:31:32different
00:31:32that
00:31:32nigga
00:31:32say
00:31:34and shout
00:31:35up
00:31:35my
00:31:35whole
00:31:35side
00:31:37I
00:31:38look
00:31:38to the
00:31:38teacher
00:31:38to stop
00:31:39and this
00:31:39bitch
00:31:39gonna
00:31:39turn around
00:31:39and start
00:31:40writing on
00:31:40the board
00:31:40like she
00:31:41don't see
00:31:41what the
00:31:41fuck
00:31:41going on
00:31:45I had
00:31:45a nerve
00:31:46had a nerve
00:31:47tell me to
00:31:47read the next
00:31:47section
00:31:48bitch I ain't
00:31:48reading shit
00:31:49you heard
00:31:50that damn
00:31:50boy
00:31:50throwing my
00:31:51ass
00:31:51across
00:31:51the
00:31:51class
00:31:53this
00:31:53make
00:31:53noise
00:31:53when they
00:31:54slide
00:31:54across
00:31:54the
00:31:54floor
00:31:59but
00:31:59that
00:31:59taught
00:32:00me
00:32:00a lesson
00:32:01I ain't
00:32:02nothing
00:32:02for him
00:32:02no more
00:32:04we gotta
00:32:05let these
00:32:05kids
00:32:05learn
00:32:06lessons
00:32:07put too
00:32:08much
00:32:08emphasis
00:32:09on this
00:32:09bullying
00:32:09shit
00:32:11I know
00:32:11a woman
00:32:12that's
00:32:1240 years
00:32:13old
00:32:14still
00:32:14going to
00:32:15therapy
00:32:15about some
00:32:16shit
00:32:16that happened
00:32:17with a
00:32:17bully
00:32:17in high
00:32:17school
00:32:19I told
00:32:19her
00:32:19baby
00:32:20where's
00:32:21your
00:32:21bully
00:32:21now
00:32:21she
00:32:22said
00:32:22well she
00:32:22dead
00:32:23well bitch
00:32:23you won
00:32:23then
00:32:29the
00:32:30lord
00:32:30chose
00:32:30you
00:32:31whatever
00:32:41you put too
00:32:42much emphasis
00:32:44on bullying
00:32:45it's a part
00:32:46of life
00:32:48I was on
00:32:49Spirit Airlines
00:32:50the other day
00:32:50the stewardess
00:32:52tried to
00:32:52bully me
00:32:53tried to
00:32:54fetch
00:32:54shame
00:32:55me
00:32:56I come
00:32:57in the
00:32:57in the
00:32:58plane
00:32:59I lay
00:32:59down
00:33:00I need
00:33:00a belt
00:33:01extension
00:33:01said it
00:33:02softened
00:33:03the mirror
00:33:09I got
00:33:10a big
00:33:10stomach
00:33:11I need
00:33:11a belt
00:33:11extension
00:33:12she was
00:33:13like okay
00:33:14went to
00:33:15my seat
00:33:15now
00:33:15let me
00:33:16rewind
00:33:17Spirit
00:33:18Airline
00:33:18is a
00:33:18circus
00:33:20I don't
00:33:20know if
00:33:21you ever
00:33:21flown
00:33:21Spirit
00:33:22I don't
00:33:23know how
00:33:23they get
00:33:24them people
00:33:24together
00:33:24you ever
00:33:24went to
00:33:25Spirit
00:33:25ticket
00:33:26counter
00:33:26it's a
00:33:26lot of
00:33:27different
00:33:27kind
00:33:27of
00:33:27people
00:33:28who
00:33:29do
00:33:29the
00:33:29recruiting
00:33:29it's
00:33:30like
00:33:30in
00:33:30Spirit
00:33:30they go
00:33:31get
00:33:31everybody
00:33:32from the
00:33:32Cracker Barrel
00:33:34and go
00:33:35get everybody
00:33:36from the
00:33:36WIC office
00:33:36and then
00:33:37they bring
00:33:37them
00:33:37together
00:33:38and they
00:33:39ask
00:33:39do y'all
00:33:39want to
00:33:40go on
00:33:40an adventure
00:33:43they
00:33:43don't know
00:33:44who
00:33:44you
00:33:44gonna
00:33:44see
00:33:44on
00:33:45Spirit
00:33:46I
00:33:47ask
00:33:47the
00:33:47lady
00:33:47for
00:33:47the
00:33:47better
00:33:48since
00:33:48then
00:33:48I
00:33:48go
00:33:48back
00:33:48to
00:33:48my
00:33:49role
00:33:49I'm
00:33:50on
00:33:50the
00:33:50end
00:33:50seat
00:33:51at
00:33:51the
00:33:52window
00:33:52it's
00:33:52a
00:33:52white
00:33:52man
00:33:53he
00:33:53dressed
00:33:54like
00:33:54he
00:33:54ready
00:33:54for
00:33:55a
00:33:55civil
00:33:55war
00:33:55reenactment
00:33:59then
00:33:59in the
00:33:59middle
00:34:00you
00:34:00had
00:34:00a
00:34:00sister
00:34:01with
00:34:01some
00:34:01Cookie Monster
00:34:02pajamas
00:34:02on
00:34:03and
00:34:03a
00:34:03bonnet
00:34:06and
00:34:06her
00:34:07baby
00:34:07hair
00:34:08looked
00:34:08like
00:34:08crown
00:34:09molding
00:34:09it
00:34:09was
00:34:09a
00:34:09little
00:34:10big
00:34:10way
00:34:10big
00:34:11it
00:34:11was
00:34:11coming
00:34:12way
00:34:12from
00:34:17so
00:34:17then
00:34:17you
00:34:18had
00:34:18my
00:34:18fat
00:34:18ass
00:34:18sitting
00:34:19on
00:34:19the
00:34:19end
00:34:21imagine
00:34:21how
00:34:21that
00:34:21road
00:34:22look
00:34:22look
00:34:22like
00:34:22the
00:34:22circus
00:34:22is
00:34:23in
00:34:23town
00:34:23right
00:34:23here
00:34:27the
00:34:28steward
00:34:28is
00:34:28gonna
00:34:28come
00:34:28back
00:34:28there
00:34:28with
00:34:29the
00:34:29bell
00:34:29extension
00:34:29gonna
00:34:29wait
00:34:29till
00:34:29she
00:34:30get
00:34:30right
00:34:30to
00:34:30the
00:34:30road
00:34:30who
00:34:31need
00:34:31the
00:34:31bell
00:34:31extension
00:34:31bitch
00:34:32lower
00:34:33your
00:34:33damn
00:34:33voice
00:34:36I
00:34:36ain't
00:34:36yell at
00:34:37you
00:34:37when I
00:34:37requested
00:34:37it
00:34:39no
00:34:39damn
00:34:40way
00:34:40I'm
00:34:40the
00:34:40one
00:34:40on
00:34:40the
00:34:40road
00:34:41need
00:34:41the
00:34:41bell
00:34:41extension
00:34:41you
00:34:42know
00:34:42damn
00:34:43well
00:34:43Robert E.
00:34:43Lee
00:34:43don't
00:34:44need
00:34:44it
00:34:48and
00:34:49Wacheteria
00:34:49don't
00:34:49need
00:34:49it
00:34:51the
00:34:51hell
00:34:55man
00:34:55spirit
00:34:56crazy
00:35:00my
00:35:00wife
00:35:00don't
00:35:01she
00:35:01don't
00:35:01like
00:35:01spirit
00:35:01she
00:35:02call
00:35:02it
00:35:02soul
00:35:02plane
00:35:04she
00:35:04don't
00:35:05get
00:35:05on
00:35:05there
00:35:06we
00:35:06was
00:35:06in
00:35:06Las
00:35:07Vegas
00:35:07not
00:35:07too
00:35:07long
00:35:07ago
00:35:08had
00:35:08to
00:35:08get
00:35:08back
00:35:09here
00:35:09early
00:35:09that
00:35:09was
00:35:09the
00:35:09only
00:35:09flight
00:35:10we
00:35:10could
00:35:10catch
00:35:11it's
00:35:11her
00:35:11first
00:35:12time
00:35:13on
00:35:13spirit
00:35:15when
00:35:15I
00:35:16tell
00:35:16you
00:35:16there's
00:35:16the
00:35:16funniest
00:35:16shit
00:35:17I've
00:35:17seen
00:35:17in my
00:35:17damn
00:35:18life
00:35:19no
00:35:19spirit
00:35:19your seat
00:35:20don't
00:35:20recline
00:35:21you're
00:35:21gonna have
00:35:22correct
00:35:22posture
00:35:23all
00:35:23through
00:35:23the
00:35:23air
00:35:26but
00:35:26where
00:35:26the
00:35:26button
00:35:27at
00:35:27where
00:35:28you're
00:35:28supposed
00:35:28to
00:35:28recline
00:35:28the
00:35:29hole
00:35:29still
00:35:29there
00:35:30ain't
00:35:30no
00:35:30button
00:35:30in
00:35:30it
00:35:31she
00:35:32she
00:35:33sitting
00:35:33there
00:35:33finger
00:35:33fucking
00:35:34and shit
00:35:34out
00:35:34the
00:35:34goddamn
00:35:35hole
00:35:35trying
00:35:36to
00:35:36find
00:35:36the
00:35:36goddamn
00:35:43spirit
00:35:43don't
00:35:43give a
00:35:44fuck
00:35:44about
00:35:44nobody
00:35:46but
00:35:47there
00:35:47are
00:35:47people
00:35:47out
00:35:47here
00:35:49seriously
00:35:50they are
00:35:50getting
00:35:51bullied
00:35:53I
00:35:53think
00:35:53the
00:35:54immigrants
00:35:54are
00:35:55catching
00:35:55hell
00:35:56don't
00:35:57make
00:35:57no
00:35:57sense
00:35:57man
00:35:57leave
00:35:58them
00:35:58damn
00:35:58people
00:35:58alone
00:35:59I
00:36:00was
00:36:00talking
00:36:00to
00:36:01a
00:36:01white
00:36:01guy
00:36:01nice
00:36:02white
00:36:02guy
00:36:02everything
00:36:03was
00:36:03going
00:36:03smooth
00:36:04he
00:36:04still
00:36:04out
00:36:04going
00:36:05to
00:36:05talk
00:36:05about
00:36:05politics
00:36:07ain't
00:36:07gonna
00:36:07tell
00:36:08me
00:36:08we
00:36:09gotta
00:36:09put
00:36:09Trump
00:36:09back
00:36:10in
00:36:10office
00:36:10so
00:36:11that
00:36:11he
00:36:11can
00:36:12stop
00:36:12the
00:36:12immigrants
00:36:12from
00:36:13stealing
00:36:13jobs
00:36:13from
00:36:14folks
00:36:14like
00:36:14us
00:36:15who
00:36:16the
00:36:16fuck
00:36:16is
00:36:16us
00:36:18do
00:36:19I
00:36:19look
00:36:19like
00:36:19I
00:36:19want
00:36:20to
00:36:20harvest
00:36:20fruit
00:36:20around
00:36:21this
00:36:21motherfucker
00:36:21you
00:36:22can't
00:36:22steal
00:36:23some
00:36:23shit
00:36:23for
00:36:23me
00:36:23that
00:36:24I
00:36:24don't
00:36:24want
00:36:26throw
00:36:26some
00:36:26damn
00:36:26us
00:36:27I
00:36:27got
00:36:27on
00:36:27George
00:36:27you
00:36:27got
00:36:28on
00:36:28Birkenstocks
00:36:28ain't
00:36:28damn
00:36:29one
00:36:29of us
00:36:30for
00:36:30to get
00:36:31in the
00:36:31goddamn
00:36:31field
00:36:33ain't
00:36:33never
00:36:34went
00:36:34to
00:36:34no
00:36:34damn
00:36:34job
00:36:34fair
00:36:35where
00:36:35they
00:36:35picking
00:36:35the
00:36:35strawberries
00:36:36at
00:36:36I
00:36:36ain't
00:36:36never
00:36:36said
00:36:37that
00:36:37shit
00:36:41nobody
00:36:41gonna
00:36:41pick
00:36:42no
00:36:42damn
00:36:42strawberry
00:36:42let
00:36:42leave
00:36:42them
00:36:43people
00:36:43long
00:36:43they
00:36:43do
00:36:44the
00:36:44job
00:36:44we
00:36:44don't
00:36:44want
00:36:44to
00:36:45do
00:36:45let
00:36:45them
00:36:45people
00:36:45do
00:36:45that
00:36:45shit
00:36:47you
00:36:47know
00:36:47how
00:36:48they
00:36:48pick
00:36:48strawberries
00:36:49it's
00:36:50a
00:36:50field
00:36:51it's
00:36:51about
00:36:52nine
00:36:52football
00:36:53fields
00:36:53long
00:36:53and
00:36:54there's
00:36:54100
00:36:54yards
00:36:54each
00:36:54way
00:36:55they
00:36:55have
00:36:55to
00:36:55run
00:36:55down
00:36:56the
00:36:56aisle
00:36:56with
00:36:56a
00:36:57grocery
00:36:57cart
00:36:58pick
00:36:58the
00:36:58strawberry
00:36:58did
00:36:59it
00:36:59hand
00:36:59off
00:36:59to
00:36:59a
00:36:59guy
00:36:59he
00:37:00runs
00:37:00100
00:37:01yards
00:37:01back
00:37:01the
00:37:01other
00:37:02way
00:37:02to
00:37:02put
00:37:02the
00:37:02shit
00:37:02on
00:37:02truck
00:37:03they
00:37:03show
00:37:04up
00:37:04at
00:37:04old
00:37:05dog
00:37:0530
00:37:05in
00:37:05the
00:37:05morning
00:37:06work
00:37:06all
00:37:07day
00:37:07till
00:37:07it
00:37:07get
00:37:08dark
00:37:08again
00:37:08you
00:37:33out
00:37:33there
00:37:33go
00:37:33complaining
00:37:33where's
00:37:34your
00:37:34HR
00:37:34department
00:37:35ain't
00:37:35no
00:37:35HR
00:37:38department
00:37:38in
00:37:38no
00:37:38field
00:37:40HR
00:37:40staff
00:37:40are
00:37:41hurry
00:37:41hurry
00:37:41pick
00:37:41them
00:37:41goddamn
00:37:42berries
00:37:42out
00:37:47I
00:37:47feel
00:37:48bad
00:37:50feel
00:37:50bad
00:37:51for the
00:37:51immigrants
00:37:51and the
00:37:52Mexicans
00:37:53I got
00:37:53a nice
00:37:55Mexican
00:37:55gentleman
00:37:55who cuts
00:37:56my yard
00:37:57by the
00:37:58name
00:37:58of
00:37:58Pedro
00:38:00now
00:38:00I stay
00:38:01in a nice
00:38:02neighborhood
00:38:02but we
00:38:02are
00:38:02hood
00:38:03adjacent
00:38:06so
00:38:07sometimes
00:38:07the hood
00:38:07shit
00:38:08spills
00:38:08over
00:38:09into
00:38:10our
00:38:10shit
00:38:12now
00:38:13Pedro
00:38:13been
00:38:14cutting
00:38:14my yard
00:38:15for years
00:38:15for the
00:38:16last
00:38:17two
00:38:17years
00:38:17they
00:38:18stole
00:38:18shit
00:38:19off
00:38:19his
00:38:19truck
00:38:19probably
00:38:20about
00:38:20three
00:38:21times
00:38:23come to
00:38:23me
00:38:23the other
00:38:24day
00:38:24Mr.
00:38:25Hunter
00:38:26I
00:38:27ain't
00:38:27no
00:38:27finish
00:38:27I
00:38:29said
00:38:29why
00:38:29you
00:38:29don't
00:38:30finish
00:38:30Pedro
00:38:30I
00:38:30get
00:38:31robbed
00:38:34I
00:38:34said
00:38:34who
00:38:35robbed
00:38:35you
00:38:35Pedro
00:38:35the
00:38:36blacks
00:38:40and
00:38:41that
00:38:41shit
00:38:41pissed
00:38:41me
00:38:42off
00:38:43because
00:38:43he
00:38:43was
00:38:43in
00:38:44the
00:38:44backyard
00:38:44the
00:38:44truck
00:38:45parked
00:38:45in the
00:38:45front
00:38:45how
00:38:45the
00:38:46hell
00:38:46you
00:38:46know
00:38:46it
00:38:47was
00:38:47somebody
00:38:47black
00:38:48that
00:38:48stole
00:38:48the
00:38:48shit
00:38:48off
00:38:49the
00:38:49truck
00:38:51he
00:38:51said
00:38:51do
00:38:51you
00:38:51have
00:38:52ring
00:38:52camera
00:38:53I
00:38:53said
00:38:54yeah
00:38:55we
00:38:55went
00:38:55look
00:38:56at
00:38:56ring
00:38:56camera
00:38:56and
00:38:57show
00:38:57a
00:38:57shit
00:39:02it
00:39:03was
00:39:03the
00:39:03blacks
00:39:04it
00:39:05was
00:39:05two
00:39:05of
00:39:05the
00:39:05blacks
00:39:06run
00:39:06off
00:39:07that
00:39:07nigger
00:39:07blowers
00:39:07and
00:39:07weed
00:39:08eaters
00:39:08he
00:39:08like
00:39:08si
00:39:08si
00:39:08senor
00:39:09dos
00:39:09negros
00:39:10I
00:39:10see
00:39:10him
00:39:11I
00:39:11see
00:39:12Pedro
00:39:12damn
00:39:15don't
00:39:15me to
00:39:15call the
00:39:15police
00:39:16no
00:39:16no
00:39:16no
00:39:17no
00:39:17no
00:39:17senor
00:39:18no
00:39:19I
00:39:20like
00:39:20oh
00:39:20my
00:39:20bad
00:39:20can't
00:39:21call
00:39:21the
00:39:21police
00:39:21now
00:39:21we
00:39:21got a
00:39:21whole
00:39:22another
00:39:22problem
00:39:23call
00:39:23the
00:39:24police
00:39:26them
00:39:26teenagers
00:39:27don't give a damn
00:39:27man kids they don't care man
00:39:29they don't care how many of y'all got teenagers make some noise
00:39:33hey man let me tell you something teenagers they are different
00:39:36they are the smartest most stupidest son of bitches
00:39:40ever to walk the earth
00:39:42my kid was a teenager
00:39:44we had to take his phone
00:39:46because he kept listening to music in the class
00:39:49they kept warning him he kept doing it he said alright give us the phone
00:39:52my wife knows it she want to go through his phone I told you when you look for shit
00:39:58you find shit
00:40:01turns out he's sending out dick pics
00:40:05gonna bring the damn shit to me put the shit in my face what that look like
00:40:09that look like a dick
00:40:11I would appreciate you remove that shit from my damn face
00:40:17somebody you gotta go talk to him
00:40:19first of all you worry about the wrong thing
00:40:22see women and men we wired differently
00:40:25see she worry about him sending out dick pics I'm wondering why the nigga dick on soft
00:40:28who the fuck do that why you send your dick out on soft son
00:40:32you can't send your dick out on soft now
00:40:35who the fuck send a dick out on soft
00:40:37I gotta explain to you by first impression son
00:40:43you don't take no picture while you frowning do you son
00:40:49you can set his dick out on soft
00:40:57these kids different man
00:41:00I asked my son I said
00:41:02see any girls this year at school you wanna holler at
00:41:05he said yeah but the girls real hoish this year
00:41:12I'm like what's the problem
00:41:15back when we was in school there wasn't but four hoish girls in the whole school we had a sham
00:41:26they complaining about stuff we would have never complained about
00:41:30it's different dog
00:41:34I believe
00:41:36in my 53 years I've learned if somebody asks me
00:41:39a question
00:41:40I'm gonna give you a straight answer
00:41:42I don't know no other way to be
00:41:45and that's difficult these days
00:41:46for us older men
00:41:47cause no matter what you tell somebody it's gonna be wrong
00:41:51you're gonna offend somebody
00:41:53it's just weird you know
00:41:54at our old days we don't get the same
00:41:57respect that people did
00:41:58when we were younger
00:42:00friend of mine come to me all upset
00:42:02he headed down to the school
00:42:03to get his son
00:42:05he said dog I need your advice on this one
00:42:07I said man what happened
00:42:09he said dog then caught my son in the broom closet
00:42:11sucking two little boys dicks
00:42:15he said how would you handle that
00:42:19I'm like shit
00:42:21first of all I had to put his ass in an uber
00:42:22ain't no goddamn way I'm gonna go down to that damn school
00:42:28and look them teachers in the face
00:42:31and my son down there sucking two dicks
00:42:33maybe one dick but not two dicks
00:42:35you down there double fisting dick son
00:42:37you a freak son
00:42:43men we not ready for these conversations
00:42:46and I feel bad for my boy
00:42:48cause he know his son gay
00:42:50but the boy taking him too fast
00:42:56you gotta give him baby steps
00:42:57you know
00:42:59I'm about to go down to the damn school
00:43:00what the hell you supposed to say to the people
00:43:02what the hell I'm supposed to say to the faculty
00:43:04I'm sorry
00:43:06we ain't raise him like that
00:43:09his mama no ain't do that
00:43:10I don't
00:43:11not two of them at the same time
00:43:13I ain't never know nothing about it
00:43:16I don't know where he got that from
00:43:25then when you go down there to get the kids
00:43:26when the kids in trouble
00:43:28they have them all sitting on the same couch
00:43:32so now I gotta
00:43:34look at the two little boys
00:43:40who done skeeted on my son
00:43:44who done boot cocked my boy
00:43:48who done put they seed on my seed
00:43:52hell no
00:44:00and they better than have no look of satisfaction on their face
00:44:02I burned that whole goddamn school down
00:44:03you know what I'm saying
00:44:04I burned that shit to the ground
00:44:06you ain't gonna look at me like my son
00:44:07got that gock gock 3000
00:44:08he ain't got that gock gock
00:44:19I feel bad for my boy
00:44:21like I say he love his son
00:44:23the boy gotta
00:44:24you gotta pace yourself
00:44:28I went on to the house the other day
00:44:30the boy come to the door
00:44:31with a top hat, a sundress
00:44:32and some combat boots on
00:44:34I got back in the car
00:44:34I don't know what the fuck y'all doing
00:44:36over here
00:44:37I don't know what kind of activities
00:44:38y'all getting into over here
00:44:40a top hat, a sundress
00:44:42and a combat boots
00:44:48it's 2024
00:44:51we gotta adjust
00:44:53gotta love our kids
00:44:54no matter what they are I guess
00:44:57cause it wasn't like that
00:44:58when we was in school
00:44:58we had gay people back in school
00:45:00we had gay dudes
00:45:00back when we was in school
00:45:02everybody knew they was gay
00:45:02but he still tried to act straight
00:45:07still was saying straight nigga shit
00:45:10we had a dude named Greg back in the day
00:45:14yeah yeah
00:45:15dude named Greg
00:45:17Greg always was
00:45:20always
00:45:21but Greg used to try to
00:45:23say regular dude stuff
00:45:24we had to be at the hangout
00:45:25you know all the dudes hanging around
00:45:26we looking for girls
00:45:28if ain't no girls around
00:45:29what we doing here
00:45:32Greg show up
00:45:33ain't no girls
00:45:33uh-uh
00:45:33where all the bitches at
00:45:34uh-uh
00:45:35uh-uh
00:45:36uh-uh
00:45:56it's 2024
00:45:59I see on the news
00:46:01one of the
00:46:03Republicans said that
00:46:04the
00:46:04Democratic Party
00:46:05is creating environments
00:46:07that influences people
00:46:09to turn gay
00:46:11how the fuck you gonna
00:46:14influence somebody
00:46:15to turn gay
00:46:16being gay is not a
00:46:17trainable behavior
00:46:19either you're gay
00:46:20or you're not
00:46:20it's simple as that
00:46:21ain't no straight man
00:46:22never woke up in the morning
00:46:23you know what I gotta tell you for
00:46:27some dick
00:46:34if you a dude
00:46:35and you like dicks
00:46:36you been liking dicks
00:46:38but wasn't nobody
00:46:39paying no attention to you
00:46:40when you was young
00:46:42if you would've been
00:46:43paying attention
00:46:43they could've seen that shit
00:46:46everybody here
00:46:46know somebody
00:46:47got a little boy
00:46:49around nine
00:46:52he just as
00:46:53he soft as
00:46:54in sweetest bell meat
00:46:58what they wanna do
00:46:59they wanna
00:46:59put him in football
00:47:00wanna harden him up
00:47:02all they gonna do
00:47:03get out there
00:47:03on the damn field
00:47:04and embarrass
00:47:05the whole damn family
00:47:08they kick the ball off
00:47:10all the kids
00:47:11running down the field
00:47:11he ain't running
00:47:12he's frolicking
00:47:16there's no frolicking
00:47:17in football
00:47:19you can gotta delay
00:47:19a game charge
00:47:20cause he seen
00:47:21some butterflies
00:47:21that ran over
00:47:22to the sideline
00:47:24you can't find his daddy
00:47:25cause he in the park
00:47:26a lot crying
00:47:28there's some dicks
00:47:28in that little boy
00:47:29future
00:47:37but the same thing
00:47:38go
00:47:38for the little girls
00:47:41everybody here
00:47:42know somebody
00:47:42got a little girl
00:47:43you don't pay attention
00:47:44to her
00:47:44she'll try to put on
00:47:45some Timberland
00:47:46with her Easter dress
00:47:49you know the one
00:47:50be holding her purse
00:47:50all uncomfortable
00:47:51like a dead cat
00:47:56but you can see it
00:47:57gotta pay attention
00:47:59all the kids
00:48:00get cut up
00:48:01tuna fish sandwiches
00:48:02to eat
00:48:03and take out
00:48:04that long
00:48:04to eat her
00:48:04cause she curious
00:48:05about the smell
00:48:12good lord
00:48:192024
00:48:22it's hard
00:48:23on us
00:48:23gen x's
00:48:24man
00:48:24the world
00:48:26changes so damn
00:48:26fast
00:48:28people under 40
00:48:29y'all don't understand
00:48:30you gonna understand
00:48:31though
00:48:32soon as you hit
00:48:3340
00:48:34shit gonna change
00:48:35like a motherfucker
00:48:37everybody here
00:48:38that's over 40
00:48:39something hurting
00:48:39right now
00:48:43that's why they're here
00:48:45to get their mind
00:48:46off what hurting
00:48:50and then your
00:48:51recovery time
00:48:52is horrible
00:48:54you hurt one thing
00:48:55you can't recover
00:48:56from that
00:48:56something else hurting
00:48:58it's like the pain
00:48:59come in bundles
00:49:02I'm walking through
00:49:03the house
00:49:03drinking sweet tea
00:49:05stood my toe
00:49:06on a chair
00:49:07bent down
00:49:07to grab my toe
00:49:08caught a cramp
00:49:10stood up
00:49:10too fat
00:49:10the tea
00:49:11went down
00:49:11the wrong
00:49:11goddamn hole
00:49:12now I'm
00:49:12coughing
00:49:13can't breathe
00:49:14stepped back
00:49:15and farted
00:49:15loud than a motherfucker
00:49:16I was like
00:49:16you know what
00:49:18I'm finna die
00:49:20I'm finna die
00:49:21I'm finna die
00:49:21there's no damn way
00:49:23all this shit
00:49:24supposed to be
00:49:24having me
00:49:25back to back
00:49:25to back
00:49:25to back
00:49:26like that
00:49:27I'm out of here
00:49:31that's what happened
00:49:33when you get older
00:49:34you gotta have rules
00:49:37everybody over 40
00:49:38got rules
00:49:39one of my rules is
00:49:40once I'm in the house
00:49:41I'm in the house
00:49:42don't call me
00:49:44I'm not coming back
00:49:45outside
00:49:46somebody better be dead
00:49:47that's the only damn way
00:49:48don't come back outside
00:49:50but when you have
00:49:52young friends
00:49:52they try to involve you
00:49:53in young people shit
00:49:56friend of mine
00:49:57he third
00:49:57they gonna call me
00:49:58one o'clock in the morning
00:49:59dog
00:49:59I need you to come down
00:50:00to the club
00:50:01look like they about
00:50:01to jump on me
00:50:06oh shit
00:50:06look like you about
00:50:07to be a trampoline
00:50:08then don't I
00:50:11look like when I'm
00:50:12no goddamn club
00:50:13no one o'clock
00:50:13in the morning
00:50:14what the hell
00:50:15is wrong with you
00:50:17you get older
00:50:18you ain't about
00:50:18that fight and shit
00:50:21and it's different
00:50:22it's like
00:50:22where you at
00:50:23in your life
00:50:23how you feel
00:50:24about fighting
00:50:24cause see like
00:50:25when you're your
00:50:26twenties
00:50:27and somebody say
00:50:28hey man
00:50:28we finna fight
00:50:29you wanna know
00:50:30where
00:50:31where they ass at
00:50:33you don't need
00:50:33no more information
00:50:35where they ass at
00:50:36let's go
00:50:37I'm ready
00:50:38I'm twenty something
00:50:40lot of energy
00:50:41lot of aggression
00:50:44remember back in the day
00:50:45I was in the military
00:50:46somebody ran to the
00:50:47bathroom
00:50:47hey man
00:50:48we about to fight
00:50:48I was on the toilet
00:50:49didn't even wipe my ass
00:50:50got up
00:50:50and ran into battle
00:50:52ran into battle
00:50:59after the fight
00:51:01we was sitting there
00:51:01talking about it
00:51:02man that was crazy man
00:51:03somebody kept fighting
00:51:03I was like
00:51:04mm-mm
00:51:06mm-mm
00:51:06mm-mm
00:51:08that was the real thing
00:51:20that's you in your
00:51:21twenties
00:51:22in your thirties
00:51:25you got another
00:51:25question
00:51:26hey man
00:51:27we about to fight
00:51:27you won't know
00:51:28why
00:51:30why is we fighting
00:51:32you know
00:51:32you are still fighting
00:51:33your thirties
00:51:33but you need some
00:51:34more information
00:51:34why are we fighting
00:51:35did we
00:51:36did we try
00:51:36anything else
00:51:38did we try to talk
00:51:38it out
00:51:39this ain't what
00:51:39Dr. King will want
00:51:46and then when you
00:51:46were in your
00:51:47thirties
00:51:48somebody said
00:51:49hey man
00:51:49we about to go fight
00:51:50you won't know
00:51:51who
00:51:53because you
00:51:54ain't in shape
00:51:54like you used to be
00:51:55who we fighting
00:51:56matters
00:51:58who we finna fight
00:51:59big Tony
00:52:00the one that
00:52:01throwed the police
00:52:01off the hill
00:52:02hell no
00:52:11then in your
00:52:12fifties
00:52:13somebody say
00:52:14hey man
00:52:14we about to fight
00:52:15you won't know
00:52:15what
00:52:17what the fuck
00:52:17I look like
00:52:18going out in that
00:52:18goddamn fight
00:52:20because I'm
00:52:21fifty something
00:52:21years old
00:52:24things change
00:52:24when you get older
00:52:25man
00:52:27a lot of ailments
00:52:28you got to watch
00:52:28what you eat
00:52:30see a lot
00:52:30of young faces
00:52:31out here
00:52:31you always tell
00:52:32when they're young
00:52:32they look like
00:52:33they ain't never
00:52:33been constipated yet
00:52:36they ain't never
00:52:36hear no turd
00:52:37sitting catacomping
00:52:38in their ass
00:52:39it won't come out
00:52:42you're getting
00:52:42caught on something
00:52:45that's what
00:52:46happens when you
00:52:46get older
00:52:46you don't eat
00:52:47your fiber
00:52:49you feel like
00:52:49you pushing
00:52:49a love seat
00:52:50out your ass
00:52:57things change
00:52:57when you get older
00:52:59I don't count
00:53:00a damn
00:53:00ever
00:53:01that's why
00:53:01I get mad
00:53:01with my wife
00:53:02she been with
00:53:03me the whole
00:53:03damn time
00:53:04I've been a
00:53:04professional
00:53:05comedian
00:53:05when I'm on
00:53:06the road
00:53:06I still get
00:53:07asked stupid
00:53:07ass questions
00:53:09if my wife
00:53:10called me
00:53:11and I don't
00:53:11answer the
00:53:12damn phone
00:53:13I could
00:53:13expect an
00:53:14angry text
00:53:15you ain't got
00:53:16a bitch
00:53:16in the room
00:53:16do you
00:53:18how the fuck
00:53:18got a bitch
00:53:19in the room
00:53:19all that
00:53:19medication
00:53:20on the
00:53:20damn
00:53:20nightstand
00:53:24ain't nobody
00:53:24trying to
00:53:25fuck me
00:53:25who
00:53:25trying to
00:53:26fuck me
00:53:27I'm a
00:53:28liability
00:53:31if I do
00:53:31bring somebody
00:53:32around
00:53:32they're like
00:53:32sir I
00:53:33don't think
00:53:33you need
00:53:33no pussy
00:53:33look like
00:53:34you need
00:53:34a nurse
00:53:34all that
00:53:35goddamn
00:53:36narcotic
00:53:45people don't
00:53:45understand
00:53:47young people
00:53:47don't get
00:53:48it when
00:53:48you get
00:53:48older
00:53:49all kind
00:53:49of shit
00:53:50happen
00:53:51you ever
00:53:51had a dream
00:53:52that you
00:53:52was fighting
00:53:53and woke
00:53:53up injured
00:54:02they don't
00:54:02know
00:54:03nothing
00:54:03about that
00:54:04I had
00:54:04a dream
00:54:05that I
00:54:05was in
00:54:05a strip
00:54:06club
00:54:07and my
00:54:07baby mama
00:54:08her punk
00:54:08ass
00:54:08boyfriend
00:54:09was in
00:54:09there
00:54:09taking
00:54:09my
00:54:09child
00:54:10support
00:54:10money
00:54:10throwing
00:54:10it
00:54:10in
00:54:11the
00:54:11house
00:54:14now
00:54:14I
00:54:14ain't
00:54:14like
00:54:14that
00:54:15shit
00:54:15there
00:54:16so
00:54:16in
00:54:16a
00:54:16dream
00:54:16I
00:54:17yelled
00:54:17at
00:54:17the
00:54:17strippers
00:54:17I'm
00:54:17like
00:54:17hey
00:54:19that's
00:54:19my
00:54:19baby
00:54:20field
00:54:20trip
00:54:20money
00:54:23but
00:54:24them
00:54:24helpers
00:54:24ignored
00:54:24me
00:54:25so
00:54:25in a
00:54:25dream
00:54:26I
00:54:26started
00:54:26wrecking
00:54:27my damn
00:54:27money back
00:54:28that's
00:54:29my damn
00:54:29money
00:54:30them
00:54:31bitches
00:54:31started
00:54:31fighting
00:54:31me
00:54:32now
00:54:33I'm a
00:54:33grown ass
00:54:33man
00:54:34even in
00:54:34the
00:54:34dream
00:54:34ain't
00:54:35gonna let
00:54:35no bunch
00:54:36of
00:54:36naked
00:54:36bitches
00:54:36beat
00:54:36my
00:54:37ass
00:54:38so
00:54:39I
00:54:39took
00:54:39off
00:54:39running
00:54:42when you
00:54:43fat
00:54:43that's
00:54:43how you
00:54:44breathe
00:54:44when you
00:54:44run
00:54:48look
00:54:48behind
00:54:48me
00:54:49one
00:54:49number
00:54:49titties
00:54:50swinging
00:54:50coming
00:54:50at
00:54:51me
00:54:52then
00:54:52in
00:54:53a
00:54:53dream
00:54:53I
00:54:53tripped
00:54:53and
00:54:53fell
00:54:54and
00:54:54woke
00:54:54up
00:54:55and
00:54:55my
00:54:55knee
00:54:55was
00:54:55swollen
00:54:58and
00:54:59my
00:54:59dick
00:54:59was
00:54:59halfway
00:54:59hard
00:55:00it
00:55:00just
00:55:01was
00:55:01halfway
00:55:01hard
00:55:01no
00:55:02that
00:55:02halfway
00:55:02hard
00:55:02is
00:55:02more
00:55:03longer
00:55:03more
00:55:03prominent
00:55:04you
00:55:04like
00:55:05her
00:55:05to
00:55:05look
00:55:05at
00:55:05it
00:55:05but
00:55:05you
00:55:05can't
00:55:05do
00:55:06nothing
00:55:06with
00:55:06it
00:55:06it
00:55:06it
00:55:06just
00:55:06halfway
00:55:07hard
00:55:08you
00:55:08can't
00:55:09do
00:55:09nothing
00:55:09with
00:55:09a
00:55:09halfway
00:55:14that's
00:55:14museum
00:55:15dick
00:55:15you
00:55:15don't
00:55:15touch
00:55:15that
00:55:16dick
00:55:17you
00:55:17gonna
00:55:17do
00:55:17it
00:55:17gonna
00:55:17frustrate
00:55:18yourself
00:55:19felt
00:55:20you
00:55:20ever
00:55:20had
00:55:20that
00:55:20lady
00:55:20trying
00:55:20to
00:55:21get
00:55:21you
00:55:21back
00:55:21hard
00:55:21you
00:55:21knew
00:55:21it
00:55:21was
00:55:22over
00:55:22with
00:55:23she
00:55:23down
00:55:24like
00:55:24you
00:55:24looking
00:55:25down
00:55:25like
00:55:25poor
00:55:25lady
00:55:28my
00:55:28dick
00:55:29on 12%
00:55:29battery
00:55:29you
00:55:29might
00:55:30well
00:55:32come on
00:55:32you gotta
00:55:33go work
00:55:34tomorrow
00:55:35does
00:55:35you
00:55:35got a
00:55:35meeting
00:55:36or something
00:55:44that's the
00:55:44shit that
00:55:44happens to
00:55:45you when
00:55:45you get
00:55:45older
00:55:45and you
00:55:49get pissed
00:55:49with stupid
00:55:49people
00:55:52all the
00:55:52damn
00:55:52time
00:55:54I don't
00:55:54like people
00:55:55involving
00:55:55me in
00:55:55shit
00:55:57it's like
00:55:58when you
00:55:58get older
00:55:58I don't
00:55:58know what
00:55:59it is
00:55:59we don't
00:55:59want to
00:55:59be
00:55:59involved
00:56:01don't
00:56:02put me
00:56:02in your
00:56:02shit
00:56:06and it's
00:56:07hard on
00:56:08older black
00:56:08men
00:56:09because
00:56:10white
00:56:10folks look
00:56:10at us
00:56:11when a
00:56:11bunch of
00:56:12young
00:56:12black
00:56:12folks
00:56:12acting
00:56:13a fool
00:56:13they want
00:56:13us to
00:56:14stop
00:56:14and
00:56:14explain
00:56:14it
00:56:14we
00:56:15scared
00:56:15too
00:56:23I'm
00:56:24in a
00:56:24food
00:56:24court
00:56:25at the
00:56:25mall
00:56:26eating
00:56:26jalapeno
00:56:27poppers
00:56:28now I
00:56:28love me
00:56:29some damn
00:56:29jalapeno
00:56:30poppers
00:56:30I don't
00:56:31even look
00:56:31up when
00:56:31I'm
00:56:31eating
00:56:32you know
00:56:33the food
00:56:33good
00:56:33if you
00:56:33don't
00:56:34look
00:56:34up
00:56:35eating
00:56:35my
00:56:35jalapeno
00:56:36poppers
00:56:37all of
00:56:37sudden
00:56:37I hear
00:56:37off in
00:56:38the
00:56:38distance
00:56:38uh-uh
00:56:39bitch
00:56:39you got
00:56:39me
00:56:40fucked
00:56:40up
00:56:40somebody
00:56:41hold
00:56:41my
00:56:41baby
00:56:41well I already
00:56:42know what
00:56:42the fuck
00:56:42that is
00:56:45drop them
00:56:45goddamn
00:56:45jalapeno
00:56:46poppers
00:56:46grab my
00:56:46bag
00:56:47and get
00:56:47the fuck
00:56:47out
00:56:48pass by
00:56:49this
00:56:49white
00:56:49lady
00:56:49she gonna
00:56:49say
00:56:50sir
00:56:50sir
00:56:51what's
00:56:51going
00:56:51on
00:56:52I'm
00:56:52like
00:56:52bitch
00:56:52you better
00:56:52get the
00:56:52fuck
00:56:53up
00:56:53and move
00:56:55you
00:56:55hear what
00:56:55the fuck
00:56:56she said
00:56:57she said
00:56:58somebody hold
00:56:58my baby
00:56:59that bitch
00:56:59don't give
00:56:59a fuck
00:56:59who she
00:57:00give guardianship
00:57:01to her
00:57:01seed to
00:57:02this bitch
00:57:03gonna throw
00:57:03her baby
00:57:03in the
00:57:03aisle
00:57:04and whoever
00:57:04catched
00:57:04the baby
00:57:05that's
00:57:05their baby
00:57:10don't involve
00:57:11me
00:57:15you know
00:57:16black folk
00:57:16we scary
00:57:17anyway
00:57:17but then
00:57:18when we
00:57:18get older
00:57:18we don't
00:57:19want to
00:57:19be involved
00:57:19that amplifies
00:57:22like when
00:57:22them folks
00:57:23went down
00:57:23that damn
00:57:24submarine
00:57:25looking for
00:57:25the Titanic
00:57:28I turned
00:57:28to China
00:57:29I knew
00:57:29it wasn't
00:57:29about
00:57:29the black
00:57:31ain't no
00:57:31guy
00:57:31no way
00:57:31you gonna
00:57:33convince us
00:57:34to get into
00:57:34a modified
00:57:35hot water
00:57:35heater
00:57:40ain't go
00:57:40no goddamn
00:57:40thousand miles
00:57:42below the
00:57:42surface
00:57:43of the
00:57:43ocean
00:57:45it's
00:57:45dark
00:57:45down
00:57:45there
00:57:45too
00:57:46we don't
00:57:46do
00:57:46the
00:57:46dog
00:57:47black folk
00:57:48we don't
00:57:48even check
00:57:48the mail
00:57:49that night
00:57:50that shit
00:57:51will be
00:57:51there in
00:57:51the morning
00:57:52we ain't
00:57:52gonna go
00:57:52out there
00:57:52something
00:57:52might get
00:57:53us
00:58:00we don't
00:58:01do that
00:58:01shit
00:58:01don't involve
00:58:02us
00:58:03somebody
00:58:04black
00:58:04will be
00:58:04walking
00:58:04past
00:58:05some
00:58:05woods
00:58:05and
00:58:06here
00:58:06off
00:58:06in the
00:58:06distance
00:58:06a baby
00:58:07crying
00:58:08you know
00:58:08what we
00:58:08gonna do
00:58:09get around
00:58:09in the
00:58:09fall
00:58:098-9-1-1
00:58:11yeah
00:58:12I hear a
00:58:13baby
00:58:14about 100
00:58:14yards away
00:58:15yeah
00:58:16no I
00:58:16ain't seen
00:58:16it
00:58:16I just
00:58:17heard it
00:58:18no no
00:58:18I'm not
00:58:19going over
00:58:19there
00:58:19that's why
00:58:19I'm calling
00:58:20y'all
00:58:22no no
00:58:22I'm able
00:58:23I'm just
00:58:23not willing
00:58:23I'm not
00:58:24going over
00:58:24there
00:58:24y'all better
00:58:26hear it
00:58:26it sound
00:58:27like he
00:58:27teething
00:58:27or something
00:58:28he real
00:58:28fussy
00:58:29he either
00:58:30teething
00:58:30or something
00:58:30eating him
00:58:31I don't
00:58:31know
00:58:34we don't
00:58:34do the
00:58:35unknown
00:58:36don't
00:58:37involve
00:58:37us
00:58:39that's why
00:58:40I hate
00:58:40I hate
00:58:40on social
00:58:41media
00:58:41folks be
00:58:41involved
00:58:42you
00:58:42with
00:58:42in
00:58:43conversations
00:58:43you don't
00:58:43want to
00:58:43have
00:58:45old
00:58:45girlfriend
00:58:46gonna come
00:58:46my DM
00:58:47gonna say
00:58:48hey
00:58:48big head
00:58:50why
00:58:50I'm
00:58:50like
00:58:50no
00:58:50here
00:58:51comes
00:58:51some
00:58:51bullshit
00:58:52when they
00:58:52say
00:58:52hey
00:58:52big head
00:58:54I'm like
00:58:54what's up
00:58:56she said
00:58:56are you
00:58:56aware
00:58:57that if I
00:58:58wouldn't have had
00:58:58that abortion
00:58:59back in the day
00:59:00our child
00:59:01would have been
00:59:0117 years old
00:59:02this year
00:59:05I'm like
00:59:05no I'm not
00:59:05aware
00:59:09but are you
00:59:09aware
00:59:10that I
00:59:11don't give
00:59:11a fuck
00:59:11about the
00:59:11birthday
00:59:12of a
00:59:12ghost
00:59:12bitch
00:59:13get
00:59:13out
00:59:14my
00:59:14goddamn
00:59:14damn
00:59:19talking about
00:59:19a goddamn
00:59:19ghost
00:59:21not gonna
00:59:21chop it up
00:59:22at you
00:59:22about no
00:59:23poltergeist
00:59:26need to be
00:59:26worried about
00:59:26what the
00:59:26hell you
00:59:27gonna say
00:59:27to him
00:59:27when you
00:59:27get up
00:59:27there
00:59:28to the
00:59:28pearly
00:59:28gates
00:59:30first thing
00:59:30he's gonna
00:59:30say is
00:59:31hey
00:59:31big head
00:59:33why you
00:59:33doing me
00:59:33like that
00:59:35don't put
00:59:35me in
00:59:36this shit
00:59:36don't tell
00:59:36me
00:59:36I ain't
00:59:37tell your
00:59:37ass
00:59:37to get
00:59:38on damn
00:59:38abortion
00:59:40what are we
00:59:40gonna tell
00:59:40my husband
00:59:41I don't
00:59:41know what
00:59:42you're
00:59:42gonna tell
00:59:46I don't
00:59:47talk to
00:59:47strangers
00:59:47I don't
00:59:48know what
00:59:48the hell
00:59:49you and
00:59:50James
00:59:50gonna do
00:59:50I don't
00:59:50do that
00:59:56people stupid
00:59:56man
00:59:57people do
00:59:57stupid
00:59:57ass shit
00:59:58you know
00:59:58it's like
00:59:59I didn't
01:00:00know
01:00:00this many
01:00:01people that
01:00:02I know
01:00:02personally
01:00:03was this
01:00:03stupid
01:00:05until
01:00:05COVID hit
01:00:08COVID just
01:00:09brought out
01:00:09all the
01:00:09ignorance
01:00:10in everybody
01:00:13people
01:00:14COVID divided
01:00:15us
01:00:15people pissed
01:00:16with you if
01:00:17you get the
01:00:17vaccine
01:00:17they pissed
01:00:18with you if
01:00:18you don't
01:00:18get it
01:00:19you couldn't
01:00:20win
01:00:20they're folks
01:00:21all up in
01:00:22your business
01:00:23criticizing you
01:00:24sometimes folks
01:00:25don't need to be
01:00:26criticizing you
01:00:26because they
01:00:27shit ain't
01:00:27straight
01:00:29friend of
01:00:29mine gonna
01:00:30come to
01:00:30me
01:00:30tell me
01:00:31I'm
01:00:31irresponsible
01:00:32because I
01:00:33let the
01:00:33white man
01:00:33put the
01:00:34poison in
01:00:34my arm
01:00:35but first
01:00:35of all
01:00:35bitch my
01:00:35nurse was
01:00:36Asian
01:00:39so you
01:00:40don't know
01:00:40what the fuck
01:00:40you're talking
01:00:41about
01:00:41and then
01:00:41this the
01:00:42same chick
01:00:43who got a
01:00:43child endangerment
01:00:44charge
01:00:46because she
01:00:46refused to
01:00:47buy a car
01:00:47seat for
01:00:48a baby
01:00:49when the
01:00:50police pulled
01:00:50over she
01:00:51had a baby
01:00:51and what
01:00:51appeared to
01:00:52be a
01:00:52goddamn
01:00:52Easter
01:00:52bass
01:00:53on her
01:00:53passion
01:00:53side
01:00:56she
01:00:56ran
01:00:56the damn
01:00:57seatbelt
01:00:57through the
01:00:57handle
01:00:58but the
01:00:59baby
01:00:59still
01:00:59jiggling
01:01:00around
01:01:00in the
01:01:01Easter
01:01:01bass
01:01:01at
01:01:01grass
01:01:08COVID showed
01:01:08us how
01:01:09stupid
01:01:09people
01:01:09was
01:01:10remember
01:01:10when the
01:01:11hand
01:01:11sanitizer
01:01:12ran out
01:01:13the CDC
01:01:14gave us
01:01:14clear guidelines
01:01:15what to
01:01:15do
01:01:18folks out
01:01:18there mixing
01:01:19up fabuloso
01:01:19alarm
01:01:20gas
01:01:22your goddamn
01:01:23meat gonna
01:01:23fall off the
01:01:24bone
01:01:24put your
01:01:24hands in
01:01:25that shit
01:01:28six feet
01:01:29remember that
01:01:30shit
01:01:31one heart
01:01:32six feet
01:01:33circles on
01:01:34the ground
01:01:34to show
01:01:34your crazy
01:01:35ass
01:01:35where to
01:01:35stand
01:01:37uh-uh
01:01:38folks won't
01:01:38get right
01:01:38on your
01:01:38damn
01:01:39neck
01:01:40you can
01:01:41feel
01:01:41their
01:01:41damn
01:01:41breath
01:01:41on your
01:01:42damn
01:01:42neck
01:01:43and I
01:01:44live in
01:01:44Atlanta
01:01:44where
01:01:45shit
01:01:45a little
01:01:45different
01:01:46I'm in
01:01:47a damn
01:01:47line
01:01:47about to
01:01:48check
01:01:48out
01:01:50reached
01:01:50about to
01:01:50get my
01:01:51wallet
01:01:51motherfucker
01:01:51behind me
01:01:52so damn
01:01:52close
01:01:52I got a
01:01:53handful
01:01:54of
01:01:54pussy
01:01:54I'm
01:01:55like
01:01:55sir
01:01:57sir
01:02:02you know
01:02:03in Atlanta
01:02:03we got
01:02:03grown ass
01:02:04men
01:02:05with
01:02:05brand
01:02:05new
01:02:05pussies
01:02:11people
01:02:11stupid
01:02:11man
01:02:15people
01:02:16want
01:02:16your
01:02:17sympathy
01:02:18but don't
01:02:18want none
01:02:19of the
01:02:19damn
01:02:19accountability
01:02:21PPP
01:02:22loan
01:02:22fraud
01:02:23on their
01:02:23damn
01:02:24ass
01:02:26see how
01:02:26tight he
01:02:27got
01:02:29I ain't
01:02:29got no
01:02:29simple
01:02:29ain't
01:02:30about to
01:02:30tell y'all
01:02:30ass to
01:02:30startle
01:02:31them
01:02:31down
01:02:31fake
01:02:31ass
01:02:32businesses
01:02:33like
01:02:34them
01:02:34people
01:02:34stupid
01:02:34you can
01:02:35tell them
01:02:35folks
01:02:35you got
01:02:35a
01:02:35crab
01:02:36leg
01:02:36distribution
01:02:36business
01:02:41when they
01:02:42run the
01:02:42address
01:02:42it's a
01:02:43section
01:02:438
01:02:43apartment
01:02:47and don't
01:02:48get me
01:02:48wrong
01:02:48I support
01:02:49black
01:02:50businesses
01:02:50because I
01:02:51support
01:02:51black
01:02:51people
01:02:53but
01:02:53sometimes
01:02:53black
01:02:53foals
01:02:54ain't got
01:02:54no
01:02:54business
01:02:54sense
01:02:55now
01:02:55just
01:02:55cause
01:02:55you
01:02:55know
01:02:55how
01:02:56to
01:02:56cook
01:02:56don't
01:02:56mean
01:02:56you
01:02:57supposed
01:02:57to
01:02:57start
01:02:57no
01:02:57restaurant
01:02:58then you
01:02:59hire
01:02:59your
01:02:59family
01:02:59they ain't
01:03:00professional
01:03:02I go
01:03:03into a spot
01:03:03on the
01:03:04south side
01:03:05soon as I
01:03:06walk through
01:03:06the door
01:03:07slip down
01:03:07and bust
01:03:08my ass
01:03:08because I
01:03:09cannot read
01:03:10the wet
01:03:11floor
01:03:11signs
01:03:12because they
01:03:13have let
01:03:13the slowest
01:03:14of the
01:03:14cousins
01:03:16hand write
01:03:16the sign
01:03:18and the
01:03:18sign reads
01:03:19this flower
01:03:20is slipper
01:03:21let me
01:03:21tell you
01:03:22something
01:03:24let me
01:03:25tell you
01:03:25something
01:03:25about
01:03:25the
01:03:26school
01:03:26you
01:03:26system
01:03:26today
01:03:27this
01:03:28flower
01:03:28and
01:03:29slipper
01:03:30I gotta
01:03:31solve a
01:03:31soul train
01:03:32scramble
01:03:32board
01:03:32for a
01:03:33pump
01:03:33chop
01:03:34sandwich
01:03:39people
01:03:40don't want
01:03:40no accountability
01:03:41I'm in Kroger
01:03:44looking at my phone
01:03:45my Facebook
01:03:46updates
01:03:46see somebody
01:03:47I know
01:03:48hey guys
01:03:48I have
01:03:49COVID
01:03:50keep me
01:03:50uplifted
01:03:51in your
01:03:51prowess
01:03:52look up
01:03:53and the
01:03:53same
01:03:54nigga
01:03:54walking
01:03:54past me
01:03:55in the
01:03:55store
01:03:55and I'm
01:03:56sitting there
01:03:57looking like
01:03:57I look at
01:03:58the cash
01:03:58he ain't
01:03:59supposed to
01:03:59be in
01:03:59here
01:04:01he got
01:04:01that shit
01:04:0243 minutes
01:04:03ago
01:04:03on Facebook
01:04:04he had
01:04:04that shit
01:04:08see
01:04:09see
01:04:09see
01:04:10white
01:04:10people
01:04:10let me
01:04:10help y'all
01:04:11something
01:04:11that's why
01:04:11black
01:04:12people
01:04:12see
01:04:12we don't
01:04:13pray for
01:04:13people
01:04:13right off
01:04:15we don't
01:04:16pray for
01:04:16people
01:04:16immediately
01:04:17black
01:04:17people
01:04:17put
01:04:18prayers
01:04:18in
01:04:18the
01:04:18queue
01:04:20everybody
01:04:21black
01:04:21got
01:04:21prayers
01:04:22in
01:04:22the
01:04:22queue
01:04:23cause
01:04:23it
01:04:23might
01:04:23be
01:04:23some
01:04:24bullshit
01:04:26if
01:04:26somebody
01:04:27black
01:04:27me
01:04:27on
01:04:27the
01:04:27phone
01:04:27with you
01:04:27and say
01:04:28I'm gonna
01:04:28keep you
01:04:28up
01:04:28lifted
01:04:29in my
01:04:29prayers
01:04:29no
01:04:30as soon
01:04:30as you
01:04:30get off
01:04:30the
01:04:30phone
01:04:31they
01:04:31clip
01:04:31of
01:04:31their
01:04:31toe
01:04:31there
01:04:31they
01:04:32ain't even
01:04:36everybody
01:04:36black
01:04:37got
01:04:37prayers
01:04:37in
01:04:37the
01:04:37queue
01:04:38we
01:04:38forgot
01:04:39about
01:04:39it
01:04:39we
01:04:39gonna
01:04:39get
01:04:39to
01:04:39it
01:04:39but not
01:04:40right
01:04:40now
01:04:44friend
01:04:44of
01:04:44mine
01:04:44dog
01:04:45got
01:04:45ran
01:04:45over
01:04:45by
01:04:46a
01:04:46street
01:04:46sweeper
01:04:48it
01:04:48didn't
01:04:48kill
01:04:49the
01:04:49dog
01:04:49but
01:04:50the
01:04:50dog
01:04:50got
01:04:50caught
01:04:50up
01:04:50in
01:04:50the
01:04:50brush
01:04:52and
01:04:53every
01:04:53time
01:04:54the
01:04:54brush
01:04:54was
01:04:54going
01:04:54around
01:04:54you
01:04:54could
01:04:55hear
01:04:55him
01:04:57he
01:05:02come
01:05:03outside
01:05:03changing
01:05:04the
01:05:04truck
01:05:04hey
01:05:04hey
01:05:05stop
01:05:05that
01:05:05damn
01:05:05truck
01:05:07the
01:05:07white
01:05:08man
01:05:08drive
01:05:08the
01:05:08truck
01:05:08and
01:05:08look
01:05:08in
01:05:08the
01:05:08rearview
01:05:09mill
01:05:09see
01:05:09a
01:05:09bunch
01:05:09of
01:05:09niggas
01:05:10chasing
01:05:10that
01:05:10truck
01:05:12he
01:05:12has to
01:05:13speed
01:05:14up
01:05:15so
01:05:15when
01:05:15you
01:05:16speed
01:05:16up
01:05:16on
01:05:16a
01:05:16street
01:05:16sweeper
01:05:17it
01:05:17make
01:05:17the
01:05:17brush
01:05:17go
01:05:17faster
01:05:19slung
01:05:20the
01:05:20dog
01:05:20out
01:05:20in
01:05:20the
01:05:20street
01:05:21and
01:05:21a
01:05:21Nissan
01:05:21off
01:05:21hit
01:05:22the
01:05:22motherfucker
01:05:22that's
01:05:23what
01:05:23did
01:05:24but
01:05:24then
01:05:25kill
01:05:25him
01:05:25right
01:05:25away
01:05:26she
01:05:26picked
01:05:27the
01:05:27dog
01:05:27up
01:05:27to
01:05:28take
01:05:28the
01:05:28dog
01:05:28to
01:05:29the
01:05:29dog
01:05:29in
01:05:29mercy
01:05:29room
01:05:29I
01:05:30didn't
01:05:30even
01:05:30know
01:05:31dogs
01:05:31had
01:05:31mercy
01:05:31room
01:05:33she
01:05:33gonna
01:05:33look
01:05:33at
01:05:34all
01:05:34us
01:05:34y'all
01:05:34stop
01:05:35what
01:05:35y'all
01:05:35doing
01:05:35and
01:05:35pray
01:05:36for
01:05:36him
01:05:36y'all
01:05:37pray
01:05:37for
01:05:37him
01:05:37right
01:05:37now
01:05:39I
01:05:39immediately
01:05:39got annoyed
01:05:41I got
01:05:42prayers
01:05:42in the
01:05:42queue
01:05:42ain't got
01:05:42to yet
01:05:45you want
01:05:46me to
01:05:46move
01:05:46the
01:05:46dog
01:05:46to
01:05:47the
01:05:47front
01:05:47of
01:05:47the
01:05:47line
01:05:49I
01:05:50got
01:05:50a
01:05:50friend
01:05:50trying
01:05:50to
01:05:50get
01:05:50a
01:05:50house
01:05:51loan
01:05:51I
01:05:51gotta
01:05:51pray
01:05:51for
01:05:51him
01:05:53got
01:05:53another
01:05:53friend
01:05:53trying
01:05:53to
01:05:54get
01:05:54a
01:05:54gut
01:05:54my
01:05:54job
01:05:54but
01:05:54he
01:05:54smoked
01:05:55weed
01:05:55I
01:05:55gotta
01:05:55pray
01:05:55for
01:05:56him
01:05:57then
01:05:57my
01:05:57brother
01:05:57his
01:05:58side
01:05:58bitch
01:05:58laid
01:05:58on
01:05:58her
01:05:58period
01:05:59you
01:05:59know
01:05:59I
01:05:59gotta
01:05:59pray
01:05:59for
01:05:59him
01:06:01you
01:06:01move
01:06:01the
01:06:01dog
01:06:02to
01:06:02the
01:06:02front
01:06:02of
01:06:02the
01:06:02line
01:06:08people
01:06:08be
01:06:09willy
01:06:09nilly
01:06:09with
01:06:09the
01:06:09crowds
01:06:15the
01:06:16world
01:06:16that our
01:06:16parents
01:06:17prepared
01:06:17for
01:06:17us
01:06:17no
01:06:18longer
01:06:18exists
01:06:20this
01:06:20is
01:06:21why
01:06:22I
01:06:22love
01:06:22and
01:06:23respect
01:06:23teachers
01:06:25give
01:06:25it
01:06:26up
01:06:26for
01:06:26teachers
01:06:26give
01:06:26it
01:06:26up
01:06:26for
01:06:26teachers
01:06:28thank
01:06:29y'all
01:06:29for
01:06:30your
01:06:30service
01:06:32they
01:06:33need
01:06:33to
01:06:33quadruple
01:06:33y'all
01:06:34check
01:06:35y'all
01:06:35don't
01:06:36get
01:06:36paid
01:06:36enough
01:06:36money
01:06:36for
01:06:37the
01:06:37shit
01:06:37y'all
01:06:37have
01:06:38to
01:06:38deal
01:06:38with
01:06:40I
01:06:40was
01:06:40a
01:06:40substitute
01:06:40teacher
01:06:41for
01:06:41two
01:06:41hours
01:06:41y'all
01:06:42understand
01:06:42me
01:06:45I
01:06:45told
01:06:45them
01:06:45kids
01:06:45I
01:06:45went
01:06:46to
01:06:46the
01:06:46office
01:06:46went
01:06:46to
01:06:46my
01:06:46car
01:06:47cranked
01:06:47them
01:06:47went
01:06:47home
01:06:47I
01:06:48ain't
01:06:48got
01:06:48time
01:06:48of
01:06:48that
01:06:54Mr.
01:06:54Hunter
01:06:54was
01:06:55everybody
01:06:55that
01:06:55fat
01:06:56in
01:06:56the
01:06:56olden
01:06:56days
01:06:58like
01:06:59no
01:06:59not
01:06:59everybody
01:06:59just
01:06:59me
01:07:00and
01:07:00your
01:07:00mamma
01:07:03used to
01:07:03call her
01:07:03juicy mouth
01:07:04because she
01:07:04had that
01:07:04white spit
01:07:05in the
01:07:05corner
01:07:05mouth
01:07:06the whole
01:07:07time
01:07:07you
01:07:07talked
01:07:07to
01:07:07her
01:07:09I
01:07:09don't
01:07:09know
01:07:09how
01:07:09y'all
01:07:09do
01:07:10it
01:07:11when I
01:07:11was
01:07:11substitute
01:07:12teacher
01:07:12I
01:07:12used
01:07:12to
01:07:12have
01:07:12a
01:07:13favorite
01:07:13teacher
01:07:13back
01:07:14in
01:07:14school
01:07:14Miss
01:07:14A.
01:07:14Thomas
01:07:15right
01:07:16Miss
01:07:16A.
01:07:17Thomas
01:07:17Miss
01:07:17A.
01:07:17Thomas
01:07:17wasn't
01:07:18no joke
01:07:19Miss
01:07:19A.
01:07:19Thomas
01:07:19had
01:07:19this
01:07:20word
01:07:20she
01:07:20would
01:07:20say
01:07:20we
01:07:20would
01:07:21get
01:07:21out
01:07:21of
01:07:21hand
01:07:22we
01:07:22are
01:07:22here
01:07:23for
01:07:23business
01:07:23and
01:07:24if
01:07:24you
01:07:24are
01:07:24not
01:07:24here
01:07:24for
01:07:25business
01:07:25you
01:07:25have
01:07:26no
01:07:26business
01:07:26here
01:07:27that
01:07:27shit
01:07:28would
01:07:28straighten
01:07:28our ass
01:07:28out
01:07:29so
01:07:29I
01:07:30say
01:07:30I'm
01:07:30gonna
01:07:30try it
01:07:31on
01:07:31these
01:07:31animals
01:07:37they
01:07:37in there
01:07:37just
01:07:37cutting
01:07:38up
01:07:38we
01:07:38are
01:07:39for
01:07:40business
01:07:41and
01:07:41if
01:07:41you
01:07:41are
01:07:41not
01:07:41here
01:07:42for
01:07:42business
01:07:42you
01:07:43have
01:07:43no
01:07:43business
01:07:43here
01:07:45with
01:07:56this
01:07:56let me
01:07:57tell you
01:07:57all this
01:08:00parents
01:08:00help the
01:08:01teachers
01:08:02help the
01:08:02teachers
01:08:03man
01:08:04stop
01:08:04running
01:08:05your head
01:08:05to the
01:08:05school
01:08:05every damn
01:08:06time
01:08:06your child
01:08:06say
01:08:06something
01:08:07you
01:08:07couldn't
01:08:07do
01:08:07that
01:08:07you
01:08:08was
01:08:08coming
01:08:08up
01:08:09your
01:08:09mom
01:08:09and
01:08:09them
01:08:09were
01:08:10actually
01:08:10getting
01:08:10mad
01:08:10if
01:08:10you
01:08:10had
01:08:11them
01:08:11taken
01:08:11off
01:08:11going
01:08:11out
01:08:11to
01:08:12the
01:08:12school
01:08:12it
01:08:13used
01:08:13to
01:08:13be
01:08:13the
01:08:14parents
01:08:14and
01:08:14the
01:08:14teacher
01:08:14come
01:08:15together
01:08:16to
01:08:17help
01:08:17the
01:08:17student
01:08:18and
01:08:19sometimes
01:08:19beat
01:08:19their
01:08:19ass
01:08:20right
01:08:21now
01:08:22you
01:08:22got
01:08:22the
01:08:22student
01:08:23and
01:08:24the
01:08:24parent
01:08:24conspire
01:08:24against
01:08:25the
01:08:25teacher
01:08:26you
01:08:26gotta
01:08:27let
01:08:27them
01:08:27fall
01:08:27down
01:08:28so
01:08:28they
01:08:28know
01:08:28how
01:08:28to
01:08:28get
01:08:28up
01:08:29not
01:08:30do
01:08:30them
01:08:30no
01:08:30fails
01:08:31by
01:08:31fighting
01:08:31all
01:08:32they
01:08:32battles
01:08:32for
01:08:33them
01:08:34I
01:08:34was
01:08:34in
01:08:34special
01:08:34ed
01:08:35briefly
01:08:37I
01:08:39was
01:08:39in
01:08:39special
01:08:39ed
01:08:39for
01:08:40two
01:08:40weeks
01:08:41two
01:08:42weeks
01:08:42there
01:08:42was
01:08:42in
01:08:42special
01:08:43ed
01:08:45first
01:08:45day of
01:08:46second
01:08:46grade
01:08:46we
01:08:46in
01:08:47auditorium
01:08:48all the
01:08:49teachers
01:08:49standing in
01:08:49front of
01:08:50the
01:08:50stage
01:08:50when they
01:08:51call your
01:08:51name
01:08:52you go
01:08:52stand beside
01:08:52the
01:08:53teacher
01:08:53that's
01:08:53your
01:08:53teacher
01:08:53for the
01:08:54rest of
01:08:54the
01:08:54year
01:08:55one by
01:08:55one my
01:08:56friends
01:08:56Sharon
01:08:57and
01:08:57Clarence
01:08:57they're
01:08:57gonna stand
01:08:58beside
01:08:58Miss
01:08:58Rigby
01:08:59I'm
01:08:59thinking
01:09:00myself
01:09:00okay
01:09:01Miss
01:09:01Rigby
01:09:01gonna
01:09:01be
01:09:02our
01:09:02teacher
01:09:02we
01:09:02gonna
01:09:02have
01:09:02so
01:09:02much
01:09:03fun
01:09:05then I
01:09:05know
01:09:05they
01:09:06say
01:09:06okay
01:09:06Miss
01:09:06Rigby
01:09:06that's
01:09:07it
01:09:07and they
01:09:07walk
01:09:07the
01:09:07fuck
01:09:07out
01:09:08the
01:09:08auditorium
01:09:09now I'm
01:09:09wondering where the hell my friends go
01:09:10then they start calling Miss Sherry
01:09:13you know they start calling Miss Sherry's class
01:09:15and I notice every time they
01:09:16well they call one of her students she had to walk up there to the seat
01:09:19and get them and guide them back down to the
01:09:21stage now I'm looking like
01:09:22what the fuck is one of them kids there
01:09:25then they call my name for Miss Sherry
01:09:27and she break her ass if they're gonna put her hand on my head
01:09:29bitch get your damn hand off my damn head
01:09:31we'll be standing right here I know how to do something
01:09:33I know how to stand up
01:09:40then
01:09:42when they told us we had to leave we had to hold hands
01:09:45I ain't understand none of that goddamn shit
01:09:46the other kids ain't hold hands
01:09:48I know how to walk to the class
01:09:51we get in the class there's already some kids in there
01:09:55they already got some kids staged
01:09:56they got the boy on this side of me
01:09:58he licking his desk
01:10:01the boy on this side of me
01:10:02he got a helmet on
01:10:05the boy behind me keeps saying
01:10:10shit I raised my hand
01:10:14I think I'm in the wrong class
01:10:19she gonna tell me to shut up and sit down
01:10:21so now I'm seven years old
01:10:23in a special ed class
01:10:29I said I gotta get out of here
01:10:31I'm thinking to myself
01:10:32okay okay if I
01:10:33if I get all A's and B's
01:10:35they gotta understand
01:10:36I ain't supposed to be in here with these kids
01:10:39they gotta know I ain't supposed to be in here
01:10:40but see here's the thing about special ed
01:10:41they don't get regular grades
01:10:43they only get satisfactory faces
01:10:46so you'll never know how good you're doing
01:10:51our first assignment
01:10:53our first assignment we had to color a unicorn
01:10:57I said I gotta do good on mine
01:11:00I'm coloring my shit
01:11:01my shit is pure
01:11:02my shit is beautiful
01:11:02it's all in the lines
01:11:03I gotta get the fuck up out of here
01:11:05I colored my shit
01:11:06we in the second grade
01:11:06but you could have featured my shit out in the hall
01:11:08in the fourth grade
01:11:08my shit fucked up damn good
01:11:09get the fuck out of here
01:11:11the boy on this side of me
01:11:13who licked the desk
01:11:13he colored his whole unicorn black
01:11:15and ate the rest of the crayons
01:11:17the bitch gave both of us
01:11:18a satisfactory face
01:11:19I'm like I ain't never getting out of here
01:11:23so I say I'm gonna go home
01:11:24and tell my mama
01:11:25my mama gonna fix this
01:11:27my mama go to church
01:11:28she know Jesus
01:11:28she gonna fix this
01:11:30I go home
01:11:31I say I say mama
01:11:32I think they got me in special ed
01:11:36she said why you say that
01:11:37I said cause the boy on this side of me
01:11:39he be licking his desk
01:11:41and the boy on this side of me
01:11:42got a helmet on
01:11:43and the boy behind me
01:11:45keeps saying
01:11:47I said mama
01:11:48can you pray for me
01:11:50she said yeah son
01:11:51but there's a lot of folks in front of her
01:11:52you gotta get in the queue
01:11:54hey I'm Marvin Hunter
01:11:55thank y'all so much man
01:11:57appreciate y'all
01:11:58thank y'all so much
01:11:59thank y'all so much
01:12:00thank y'all
01:12:36thank you for listening to this
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