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00:02It's ten to ten, isn't it?
00:04It's ten to ten.
00:06I can't speak.
00:07Hiya.
00:08Hiya.
00:09Nice jacket.
00:10Whatever.
00:11It's a bit like mine.
00:12What likes yours?
00:13Armani.
00:14Expensive.
00:15And yours?
00:16Sergio Giorgini.
00:18New shoes as well.
00:21Quite a heel on them.
00:23Are we still on for ten?
00:24Yep.
00:31People see me and they see the suit and they go, you're not fooling anyone.
00:34They know I'm rock and roll through and through.
00:36But you know that old thing, live fast, die young.
00:39Not my way.
00:40Live fast, sure.
00:41I live too early fast sometimes.
00:42But die young, die old.
00:46That's the word.
00:47Not orthodox, you know.
00:48I don't live by the rules, you know.
00:51And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that, you know, way I think.
00:56Someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then it's Ian Botham.
01:03Because Beefy will happily say, that's what I think of your selection policy.
01:08Yes, I've hit the odd copper.
01:10Yes, I've enjoyed the old doobie.
01:12But will you piss off and leave me alone?
01:13I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics.
01:16Have you been reorganising stuff out there?
01:19Just been...
01:20This looks a bit chaotic as well.
01:22Assimilating.
01:23Re-assimilating.
01:24And, you know...
01:25Assimilating what?
01:26Just taking on people and putting them into...
01:29The rocks and...
01:30Yeah.
01:30Just categorising.
01:32Not in any sort of, like, you know, label me.
01:35But just, you know, that's your vibe, that's your vibe.
01:39Mm-hmm.
01:40You know.
01:43What's in here then?
01:44Oh, my God!
01:46A leather bath!
01:47Nice!
01:49Ooh!
01:50I've always wanted one of these, actually.
01:51A leather bath.
01:52Cheers, guys!
01:54Thank you!
01:54Should I try it on?
01:57It's like...
01:58It's like...
01:59You can't...
02:01Try on...
02:02Try on properly.
02:04I guess you have to take it back.
02:05Yeah.
02:06Try on without that stuff under...
02:08Thanks!
02:08Lovely.
02:08Here we are.
02:09Happy birthday.
02:10Thanks, please.
02:12Oh, my God!
02:14That's disgusting!
02:15Even I'm shocked.
02:17You did?
02:18I...
02:19One size fits all.
02:21One size fits all.
02:22Can I just...
02:23Sorry, can I just...
02:24Look at the face!
02:24Look at the face!
02:25Look at the face!
02:26Look at the face!
02:26I can't believe you're touching that.
02:28Why?
02:29You don't know where that's been, mate?
02:30Well, I do know where it's been.
02:31It's been in a box, Gareth.
02:32I mean, at the factory.
02:33The factory.
02:34You've got your amazing mind, again.
02:35In my experience, women who work in factories are slappers.
02:38So...
02:41Thank you, everybody, for my lovely present.
02:44They're malleable.
02:46Mm-hmm.
02:47And, you know, that's what I like, really.
02:49I don't like people coming here with, er...
02:51Or, we did it this way, we did it that way.
02:53I just want to go...
02:55Do it this way.
02:56If you like.
02:57If you don't.
02:59Team playing.
03:00Team...
03:00I call it team individuality.
03:02It's a new...
03:02It's like a management style.
03:04Again, guilty unorthodox.
03:06Sue me.
03:06It certainly is, yeah.
03:07But, you know, nothing ever changes...
03:10How does that work for you?
03:11...by staying the same.
03:13Quite literally.
03:18Hi, guys.
03:19Hello.
03:19How are you?
03:20You like that, don't you?
03:21What?
03:22Is that because it looks like yours?
03:24Yeah.
03:24It's identical.
03:25Well, mine's not that size.
03:27It's very, very tiny.
03:29But it is made of plastic.
03:31Well, it's massive and it ain't made of plastic.
03:38I dare to go put it in Brent's office.
03:41Why?
03:41It's a dare.
03:43Yeah, I know, but he's having a meeting with Neil.
03:44I can't...
03:45Yeah, well, that's kind of the challenge, mate.
03:47Well, why would I do that?
03:48Because it would make me laugh.
03:50I'll do it.
03:50No, I'll do it.
03:50It's all right.
03:51Look, all you gotta do is just, you know,
03:53go in there and hide it in there somewhere.
03:54That's all right.
03:55Just hide it?
03:56Yeah.
03:57It couldn't be easier.
03:59Straightforward.
04:05Come in.
04:05I'm sorry, Tim.
04:06Hi.
04:06I just wondered if...
04:12That's embarrassing.
04:12I've completely forgotten what I came here for.
04:14I'm sorry, Matt.
04:15It's gone.
04:16Come on.
04:17Come on.
04:17Come on, Tim.
04:19Come on.
04:19Get it back.
04:20No.
04:20Too late nights.
04:21No, sorry.
04:22It's totally gone.
04:23Don't worry about it.
04:24I'm holding your folder.
04:25Sorry.
04:25It's fine.
04:26I just...
04:27No, it's gone.
04:27B.S.A.
04:28No more beef.
04:29As you're here, there's something you can do for me.
04:32My lot haven't even been down to the warehouse yet.
04:34Um, it'd be...
04:35Would you mind to take them down?
04:36No, sure.
04:37It's not our point.
04:38He's not allowed to see them.
04:38Well, you know, we're one organisation, I think it'd be quite a good idea for everyone
04:41to know everyone else.
04:42If you just tell Glyn I said it's okay.
04:43Brilliant.
04:44I'll tell Taffy that I said it was okay, and the deal agrees with me.
04:49Okay.
04:49I didn't just sort this.
04:50That's great.
04:50Thanks.
04:57Sorry, that was brilliant.
04:59Did you see where it went?
05:00It went under the folder.
05:06Gareth?
05:07Out of ten.
05:08Give it a three.
05:09Three?
05:10Three.
05:11Thanks for coming back.
05:12Yeah, I just wanted to make an enquiry about the order.
05:17You can't beat a bit of Bully.
05:19Bully.
05:20Here they are.
05:21Lightly lads.
05:22No, you're not.
05:23New shoes?
05:25Fashion.
05:26Do you want to go?
05:27Yeah.
05:29Up to the hockey.
05:30Let Charlie look after you.
05:32Oh, dear.
05:34Nothing in this game for two in a bed.
05:40Shit flights are those, eh?
05:41No wonder.
05:42Oh, a bit of fuddy-duddy.
05:44Dancing for a couple of young lads.
05:46I'm not young.
05:46Twenty-nine.
05:47Oh, over the hill.
05:49How old is how I was, if you didn't know me?
05:53Forty?
05:53No.
05:54How old do you think I look?
05:57Thirty-nine.
05:58Most people think I look about thirty.
05:59Definitely not.
06:00Oh, you're calling them liars?
06:02That'd be...
06:03What do you think?
06:05Well...
06:06Between thirty and forty.
06:07Yes.
06:09More honest.
06:23OK.
06:24Now, guys, we're about to enter a warehouse environment.
06:26I must warn you that some of the people in here will be working class.
06:29So, there may be arse cleavage.
06:32So, just find a partner.
06:34Hold hands.
06:35Don't talk to anyone about that, OK?
06:37Are you chewing?
06:38Right, OK.
06:38Let's go.
06:47Here we are.
06:48Here's the hub of the operation.
06:50Working hard, as usual.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Got it?
06:56The strippers are the right.
06:59Well, I'll tell you what, Green.
07:00You can have five minutes, but no touching.
07:02Always knew you were bent.
07:04Wait, don't worry.
07:04You should get the old milkers out for a tenner.
07:06Fuck off.
07:07What?
07:11Oi, Linda's a tenner.
07:13You won't be seeing them tonight.
07:15That's all right.
07:15I've got cable.
07:20OK.
07:23Um...
07:23I'm going to show you this aisle first.
07:26Bender!
07:33No!
07:35Get lost, you cheeky bastard!
07:40No!
07:49David?
07:50This is Ray and Jude.
07:52Yeah?
07:52Um, Ray and Jude.
07:53Sorry.
07:54I've forgotten where you're from.
07:55Er, from Cooper and Webb.
07:57Consultants.
07:58Who's Cooper and who's Webb?
07:59Neither of us.
08:01They get that all the time, do you?
08:03No.
08:04Um, anyway.
08:07Uh...
08:07Best things first.
08:09Any more mail?
08:10Yes, yes.
08:12Mr. D. Brent.
08:14That's me.
08:29Come through.
08:41What are you?
08:42Who are you?
08:49Oh, you...
08:50Must...
08:51Just...
08:53Er...
08:54Oh, it's...
09:02Shoot...
09:03Well, er...
09:05Are you aware of all this?
09:08Basically, we organise training days for corporations and individuals who pay to get an advantage in business.
09:16But it's not just telling them boring facts. We also have business experts who train them how to act,
09:21how to walk into a room, say, I'm the guy you're going to do business with.
09:24OK, I'm going to stop you there. I really don't need anything like that. I do all my own in
09:28-house training.
09:29Sorry. No, sorry. We're not trying to get your business. We'd very much like you to be one of our
09:34experts.
09:36Yeah. Good choice. Why'd you dude swing by here in the first place?
09:41Well, we'd heard a lot of good things about Wernham Hock. We also got your name from a guy we
09:44work with called Andy Hitchcock.
09:46Oh, God. Oh, no. Cockles. Cocky. The big cock.
09:52Next time we're talking to him, just ask him if he got the grass stains out of his trousers. Not
09:55in front of his wife, cos...
09:59Cos... what was...
10:03What sort of tip would you want me on, if I was to...?
10:05We're looking for people who are dynamic, but who are also good communicators.
10:08Sure.
10:09Cos, er, it's a corporate message, but obviously we're after people who can communicate with young people, er, with 20
10:14-somethings.
10:19You don't see heels like those much nowadays.
10:21You can still find them.
10:23Erm... what sort of bunts would I be looking at?
10:25Sorry.
10:28Erm... well, to start with...
10:29Bunts and burner.
10:33Bunts and burner. Nice little earner. Hence the...
10:40Bunts.
10:41Er, well, to begin with, we'd put you on about £300.
10:44£300? Well, just for an hour's work.
10:46Well, no, you'd only talk for about 15 minutes.
10:48Ha-ha, 15 minutes.
10:51That's...
10:52That's £1,200 an hour, pro rata. That's the sort of fee I'll be looking at for this, so...
10:56You know.
10:58Yeah.
10:59When would you want to do it?
11:00Well, soon.
11:02Count me in.
11:05Sorry, do you have a diary? We could make some dates now.
11:07Absolume all.
11:09Er, what's that?
11:11It's a dildo.
11:13Is it yours?
11:13No.
11:13No.
11:14No.
11:15Well, I don't know.
11:16Sorry.
11:17Let's...
11:17This is an example of...
11:19Problems.
11:20Let's have a look.
11:23OK, everybody.
11:25What...
11:26Am I doing in there?
11:27With a dildo?
11:29She says not hers.
11:30And I, for one, believe her.
11:33So...
11:33Whose is it?
11:36Right.
11:38What's it doing in there?
11:40It's a birthday present.
11:42Erm...
11:42But I don't know what it's doing in there.
11:44OK.
11:45So...
11:45Good armless fun.
11:46But, you know...
11:47Is it today?
11:48You've got...
11:48Many happy returns.
11:49But...
11:50What have we learnt from this?
11:53Not to leave your dildo lying round.
11:55Don't leave it out of your sight, because...
11:57It can wind up anywhere and it's...
11:59Oh, what's that?
12:01Can you do it?
12:05Just...
12:06Sorry, I've...
12:07How do you...
12:08Oh, it's worse.
12:09What do you do when that happens?
12:10Where you probably...
12:12I...
12:12Just...
12:13Can you get that, make sure?
12:14That fits back to...
12:16Good.
12:17Yeah, sure.
12:17Yeah.
12:17We were actually in the middle of some...
12:19So, er...
12:20And that...
12:35You've got to smuggle this somewhere...
12:37About your person.
12:39I'm not saying anything about...
12:40You've got to...
12:40What does that mean?
12:41About your person?
12:42You've got to...
12:42If you want to see bravery, come to me.
12:44I'll do a dare.
12:44You've got to...
12:45Yeah, come on.
12:45All right.
12:46Okay.
12:46Okay.
12:47No, wait.
12:47Okay.
12:48I'm going to phone Dave...
12:49No.
12:50I'm going to write things for you to say.
12:51Come here.
12:52And then I'm going to phone David and I want you to say exactly what I write down, okay?
12:56No way!
12:57You make me sound like a bender.
12:58No, look.
12:58I swear I won't.
13:00No way.
13:00No.
13:01It'll just be funny things.
13:02I've got to come out cute.
13:03I'm not going to say anything that makes me sound like a bender.
13:05Hello.
13:06Hi, it's Gareth.
13:07Hiya.
13:07I'm going to meet you in a moment, Gareth.
13:09Yeah.
13:10I'm just going to say a few things.
13:13All right.
13:14You're doing a great job.
13:16Okay.
13:17Just an employee saying what a superb job I'm doing.
13:21Is that it?
13:22No.
13:23No.
13:24I like your little beard.
13:27Okay.
13:28Is that it?
13:28One more thing.
13:30What?
13:32You should wear tighter trousers.
13:37Can I give you a call back?
13:38Yeah, bye.
13:41That was genius.
13:43That was genius.
13:45Genius.
13:46Genius.
13:47Genius.
13:56Brilliant.
14:00We have a website with profiles of all our speakers on them.
14:03Would you like that?
14:04Do you mind answering a few questions?
14:05Go for it.
14:06Okay.
14:07If you could have a working lunch with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?
14:14Martin Luther King and the Dalai Lama.
14:19And Rory Bremner.
14:21Just to...
14:21Because they'd get a bit heavy, couldn't they?
14:23Two of them.
14:24And he'd lighten things up.
14:25Probably do impressions of them.
14:26And me.
14:29What's your biggest disappointment?
14:33Alton Towers.
14:34Oh.
14:36I've never been.
14:36It's rubbish.
14:37Next.
14:42Hiya.
14:44Still doing practical jokes.
14:47Trying to do some work now.
14:48Should be giving them a rest.
14:49Ooh, I've got some.
14:51Have you?
14:51Yeah.
14:52What'd you got?
14:54Oh.
14:58I used to do loads.
14:59What were they?
15:02But, you know, we can...
15:04We could think of some.
15:05We could...
15:06Yeah, absolutely.
15:06We could think of some.
15:07Some new ones.
15:07Yeah.
15:07Okay.
15:08Let's think of some good ones.
15:09Four.
15:09Four.
15:10Mmm.
15:10What about Gareth?
15:11Possibly.
15:11It's about time he had some tricks played on him.
15:13I think.
15:14What would your motto be?
15:17What would my motto be?
15:18Well, I've noticed that some bosses are intimidated by training their staff up too well.
15:23They don't...
15:24I don't mind it.
15:25I actually like my staff to be better than me.
15:27That way, you know, it keeps me on my toes.
15:30So, my motto would be, be careful because there's always someone ready to step into your shoes
15:38and do your job better than you do it.
15:46He he.
15:48I'm gluing the phone.
15:52In the name of fun.
15:54He will hate you.
16:00There you go.
16:01Happy birthday.
16:02Happy birthday.
16:03Happy birthday.
16:04Happy birthday.
16:06Happy birthday.
16:07Happy birthday.
16:07What's this?
16:09What's this?
16:10You cooked it.
16:11Sorry, is this this little birthday page for Trudy?
16:13It's a birthday.
16:14Organise this.
16:15I did.
16:17Get over the top, innit?
16:19How much that cost you?
16:20We're paying you too much.
16:21I made it myself.
16:23You made it yourself?
16:24Yeah, it's nice.
16:25Every year, isn't it?
16:26It's a bit sweet, innit?
16:29It's a bit sweet, innit?
16:30It's really nice.
16:31I can not taste the lemon drizzle cake.
16:32It's even better.
16:32Really?
16:33I prefer a flan.
16:38Woo!
16:39Yes, it's really nice.
16:43No, she's not.
16:46She is.
16:47What, for real?
16:47Really?
16:53It's true, it's true.
16:53I mean, every time it does that.
16:55It's just like you're in a meeting.
16:58No, I've just had an interesting meeting.
17:00So there's two people over there.
17:01They're business people, and they're quite important, I think.
17:05And they've got a business, and they arrange sort of seminars, management training seminars,
17:09where they get expert speakers to come and train.
17:12Sort of John Harvey Jones type figures.
17:14They've asked me.
17:16So, yeah.
17:17It's perfect for me, though, because not only do I know about that sort of stuff, I've got
17:21sort of natural authority of people, but I'm an all-round entertainer, so they've, you know,
17:26those qualities.
17:27Don't you think I've ever heard of all the things.
17:28Keep that in your eyes.
17:30Hey, see those two business people over there?
17:37Oh, really?
17:48Is that you?
17:49Yeah.
17:50You're funny.
17:50Could have had my eye out.
17:56Hello, guys.
17:57Keenan.
17:57Cock!
18:04Oh, glorious.
18:05Oh, my...
18:05Did you see that?
18:06You still picked it up?
18:07Did you see it?
18:08We glued it.
18:11It's like...
18:11Was that like just super cool?
18:13Oh, my God.
18:15Five at that was...
18:16Yes.
18:17I obviously wouldn't take very much of your time.
18:19I really appreciate your interest, but I'm just so busy at the moment.
18:23What are we talking about?
18:23What are we talking about?
18:24We're just trying to involve this chap with motivation.
18:26Oh, after you've asked me.
18:27It's a bit rude, isn't it?
18:28A bit rude?
18:29No, we'd use both of you for different things.
18:30I can do them both.
18:31I can't do it anyway.
18:33Can I have your car just in case?
18:34No point.
18:35Well, we might be able to persuade him.
18:36Well, he said no once.
18:37If he goes back on that, he's weak.
18:39Yeah.
18:41So...
18:42Well, anyway, we ought to be going for this.
18:43Yeah, anyway, as it was.
18:44Yeah, agreed.
18:45Okay.
18:46We'll be in touch.
18:46Yeah.
18:46David, nice to meet you.
18:47Nice to meet you, Ray.
18:48You're well.
18:48Why don't you do?
18:50Okay.
18:50Oh, so you're definitely not doing it.
18:51You said no, so...
18:53I thought you were trying to worm your way in.
18:55No, I'm not interested.
18:56No.
18:56Well, I'm beneath you, is it?
18:58No, I just don't think you can teach people that sort of thing.
19:00I think you can do it, or you can't.
19:01Well, it depends who the guru is, so beware of false prophets.
19:06Well, that's my point, isn't it?
19:08It's not all about prophets, so...
19:10I meant prophets.
19:11I meant, I meant, I meant...
19:12If only, if only, if only me auntie had bollocks, she'd be me uncle.
19:23Every time in one.
19:26Okay.
19:27Top trumps.
19:28Top trumps.
19:28Pop stars.
19:29I meant pop stars.
19:30Right.
19:30Do you know how to play?
19:31Yeah, I know how to play.
19:32No, I don't talk about my love life, for a very good reason.
19:35And that reason is, I don't have one.
19:38Which is good news for the ladies, I suppose.
19:40I am still available.
19:42I'm a heck of a catch, because, well, let's look at it.
19:44I live in Slough, in a lovely house, with my parents.
19:51I have my own room, which I've had since, yeah, since I was born.
19:56That's seen a lot of action, I tell you.
19:58Mainly dusting.
20:00But, I went to university for a year, as well.
20:03Before I dropped out, so I'm a quitter.
20:06So, yeah, form an orderly queue, ladies.
20:09Look at him, though.
20:12Right.
20:13I've been on safari, and I've never seen anything like that.
20:15That's preposterous.
20:17I've got 94.
20:17I've got 94.
20:19I've got 94.
20:20I've got 94.
20:20No, I do.
20:21I do.
20:22Well, I mean, don't do that.
20:23That couldn't stop.
20:25No, carry on.
20:26No, I'm not complaining.
20:27I want this.
20:27Number of haircuts.
20:29Is that a valid thing?
20:31One.
20:31Are you getting mullers?
20:32Not really.
20:33Right.
20:34You've spilled some on your...
20:35Yeah, I know I have.
20:36Right.
20:36Should we carry on with the game, please?
20:37I want to carry on.
20:38I wish you would.
20:39Shh.
20:40Come on.
20:42But, if anyone would pay me that for 15 minutes' work, that is their prerogative.
20:46So, I'm not...
20:47Oh, sorry.
20:47All right.
20:49Chris Finch.
20:51Finchie!
20:52All right?
20:53Go on.
20:55What's the difference between a fox and a dog?
20:57Go on.
20:59About eight points of lager.
21:02It's party time here, mate.
21:03You coming in?
21:05Why not?
21:05Because I'm already here, you black swats!
21:07Chris Finch.
21:08Here he is.
21:09Neil.
21:10Very good friend Chris Finch.
21:10I know, Chris.
21:11Nick saw my jokes.
21:12I do not nick him.
21:13I borrow him.
21:14Hey, is that Lisa moved up here?
21:17No, no, no.
21:17She left.
21:18She's looking for a job.
21:19Well, if it's a blowjob, I can help her.
21:20You're not that desperate for money.
21:22Tell her I'll take her up the doll office, eh?
21:24The doll orifice.
21:26Rubbish.
21:27Well, I've got a vacancy she can fill.
21:29It's work.
21:30Don't try and...
21:34Why are you laughing?
21:35I know one.
21:36Once a year, kid.
21:37Cheers.
21:38Cheers to me.
21:43Cheers.
21:44Cheers.
21:50Cheers.
21:52Cheers.
21:56Cheers.
21:57Cheers.
21:58Cheers.
21:58Do you like Top Drums?
21:59She should come to me.
22:00Yeah.
22:00I've got about five different sets.
22:02Don't try and beat me on monster trucks here, because you've won't my speciality.
22:06it's a game of chance so in it it's what what you it's not I would know what cards
22:09you got immediately just through which cards I got I used to play it like just
22:13by myself dummy hand for just testing out every different scenario which cars
22:17beat which other cards for hours sometimes three or four hours at a time
22:22but putting the work the rewards are obvious so know exactly what card you
22:28got in your hand from what cards I got and I would know probability wise
22:32exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat statistically any card that you
22:36could have in your hand at that precise moment you will never win it's still be
22:43fun
22:43you know I'll get in for they're paying me for this no all right 15 minutes work
22:51yeah 300 quid so you know you do the math yeah sir 1200 quid so that's sort of
22:58can I have 30 50 oh that's good didn't ask me I respect knows I'd say no it's good
23:14didn't cross a boundary and that's that's you know good girl I always doing from behind if I
23:26don't like the face do you like my face don't you love I love your face I think you're beautiful
23:31hey well you can still do it from behind I'll do you from behind if you want if it's just
23:39quick in and out and she's attached that's really sweet why don't you put that in an email to me
23:49yeah
23:49yeah
23:52yeah
23:53yeah
23:55yeah
23:55yeah
24:00one kiss two kiss three kiss four yeah thank you
24:04yeah thank you
24:05thank you
24:07okay
24:15okay
24:15birthday girl
24:16oh
24:17hello
24:17hello
24:18are you all right
24:19mm-hmm
24:20good
24:21yeah
24:21oh
24:22just have a quick word
24:24I've seen you it's your birthday and you're flirting with everyone you're mucking around
24:28you know
24:29I know you wouldn't take any further
24:31oh I would
24:32yeah
24:33well why not you know it's all equal
24:35well I'm just having a laugh I know
24:37there you are
24:37it's just that
24:38I don't know what you're after
24:39a man
24:41hang like a shire horse
24:42oh
24:43big aren't they
24:44big magnificent animals
24:45yeah
24:46but
24:47say what you mean don't you
24:49oh
24:49I'm just not sure you're going to find what you're after
24:53well
24:54see I'd ask you but you're a bit old really
24:5630s can you break
24:57born in the 30s
24:58no no no no no no I'm 30s I'm 30s
25:01I'm 30s
25:02yeah but you've let yourself go a bit don't you
25:04I've let myself go a bit
25:05yeah
25:05look at yourself you're an embarrassment love
25:07to be honest
25:11it's a
25:11bull egg
25:12what
25:14no I thought you said bull egg
25:15yeah
25:15no no raw eggs
25:17so because if you keep on eating raw eggs I mean it makes you run at years
25:19but at the same time you know you're allowed to do as many reps as you want
25:24because you said
25:24so er
25:25how was the old car business
25:29who's this
25:29who's this
25:30what's the cause isn't it
25:31yeah all right of course
25:32and some good tunes
25:33yeah didn't write that one no
25:34no
25:35no
25:36who's that one
25:36don't you know
25:38oh not into pop music I suppose
25:39well I prefer R&B I think
25:41so who wrote who wrote that
25:42Fleetwood Mac
25:43and I prefer their version as well
25:44yeah well er
25:45you know who I'd rather wake up with
25:46oh
25:47sexist Neil
25:48yeah I could play my instrument any day
25:49oh
25:50bawdy I don't think you pull women like the cause with that sort of attitude Chris
25:53yeah cause you know
25:54well
25:55well I don't know why you're laughing because I'm a dark horse so you don't
25:57you don't
25:58yeah like you could get anyone like the cause
25:59yeah what
26:00well I just cause I don't kiss and tell doesn't mean I don't get
26:02you don't normally kiss so they've got nothing to tell
26:05no I mean you'd end up with the brother
26:06no
26:07no I wouldn't
26:08no I wouldn't
26:08I'd push the brother out the room
26:10I'd get the other three and I'd bend them all over
26:12and I'd do the drummer
26:13the lead singer and that one who plays violin
26:16yeah
26:17yeah
26:18yeah
26:19yeah
26:24oh
26:25see
26:26your fault putting filth in people's minds
26:29yeah
26:32yeah
26:32yeah
26:35yeah