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00:06Good morning guys.
00:53No, I've not given up the idea of going to university.
00:55It's not like I'm never going to go, it's just that I've been made senior sales
00:59rep which is a great opportunity for me.
01:02There's people now coming in from Swindon which is a new and exciting sort of venture for
01:06me as well.
01:08I'm 30, time to grow up basically, it's that simple.
01:12Okay, listen, I suggest we put this down as a lesson, right?
01:16You have this over to me by 3 o'clock today, 3 o'clock today please, alright?
01:21Then we'll say no, I'm done.
01:23Alright?
01:25Okay, see ya.
01:26Gary's Keenan.
01:28Who's that?
01:30Oggy!
01:32Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
01:33Boink, boink, boink!
01:34Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
01:35Boink, boink, boink!
01:38Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
01:39Boink, boink, boink!
01:39Oggy!
01:40Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
01:40Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
01:40Boink, boink, boink!
01:43Yeah, see you later.
01:48Do you still keep in touch with Oggy?
01:50That was Oggy just then.
01:51Was it?
01:52How is he?
01:53He's fine, you don't even know him.
01:54No, I wish I did, he sounds great.
01:56He is actually.
01:57One thing Gareth, when you're on the phone could you keep the pig impersonations down to a minimum?
02:00Yeah, here we go, I've told you before, you can't tell me what to do, I'm team leader.
02:05Well actually Gareth, I'm senior sales rep, so yes I can.
02:08Uh, team leader beats senior sales rep.
02:10No, no, no it doesn't.
02:11My job title actually means something Gareth, yeah?
02:13Uh, I've got to pay rise, I'm on a new scale.
02:15Team leader doesn't mean anything mate.
02:17Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team.
02:18No it doesn't.
02:19It's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free.
02:23Right?
02:24It's like making the div kid at school milk monitor.
02:27No one respects it.
02:29Uh, I think they do.
02:29No they don't Gareth.
02:30Uh, yes they do, cause if people were rude to me, then I used to give them their milk last.
02:34So it was warm.
02:38Alright?
03:01Oh no.
03:02I've gone through some old stuff.
03:03I found that, do you remember that inside paper?
03:05Oh my God.
03:06It's the trade magazine for the paper industry.
03:09My ugly mug on the front.
03:10Oh no.
03:12Embarrassing.
03:15Alright.
03:19Oh.
03:25Oh.
03:27He's put me off what I was doing though, was I?
03:29Yeah.
03:29Oh yeah.
03:31Looking at the phone calls.
03:36Don't do it.
03:37Don't.
03:38Come here.
03:40Alan?
03:41Dawn, someone's coming to collect that later.
03:43Lee.
03:44Lee, I wouldn't get caught behind there today mate.
03:46Cause there's new people coming in and top brass are milling about.
03:48So.
03:56I'm sorry about that.
03:57It's just I've got to supervise everything and make sure it's all sort of, you know.
04:01You haven't visited for ages.
04:02Huh?
04:03Oh.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Well I'm, I'm busier now.
04:05I'm sort of a bit snowed under so.
04:07You're alright then?
04:08Yeah.
04:08Yeah, I'm fine.
04:09You?
04:09Mm.
04:10You just laughed.
04:11Oh.
04:13Okay.
04:20I can't go on finding it.
04:22Alright.
04:23Cool.
04:24It's all go.
04:25This is David.
04:26This is Neil.
04:27Neil Godwin.
04:28Hi.
04:28Hi.
04:29Neil is Jennifer's replacement.
04:32He's sort of overseeing.
04:33David's boss.
04:33Wow.
04:34Just a tiny, a little bit of a meeting.
04:35I'm the UK manager.
04:37Um.
04:37I was sort of David's equivalent in Swindon and, um, doing the same kind of job as him.
04:43Obviously my branch closed and now my staff are coming here.
04:46Well.
04:47So I'm essentially David's boss.
04:49Wow.
04:49Looking after him.
04:50Looking after is the wrong term to use because we're both both.
04:53Good to meet you though.
04:54Um.
04:55We haven't met before.
04:56Have we?
04:56Yeah.
04:57Ipswich conference.
04:57Oh God.
04:58I was a little bit drunk.
05:01Most of the week as I remember were.
05:03Doesn't sound like me, does it?
05:04Don't.
05:05Don't.
05:06Anyway.
05:07Oh.
05:08Oh.
05:09Come into my boudoir.
05:10Oh.
05:11No.
05:12There's Jennifer with you.
05:13Uh, no.
05:14She's, she's on her way apparently.
05:15Oh.
05:15Part-timer.
05:20Monkey!
05:22That's an example of the laughs we have here.
05:24So, for one.
05:26Sure.
05:27Um.
05:27We're in potentially traumatic times, but they are exciting times, um, with the merger.
05:33Uh.
05:34Things move fast.
05:35Only two weeks ago, I was telling them at the party, I decided to stay after all.
05:39And you saw how relieved they were at that.
05:43Um.
05:43But we've had a personnel change of twenty, twenty-five percent.
05:45You know, people coming and going.
05:47Um.
05:48Redundances.
05:49Some voluntary, some involuntary.
05:50Which is always hard.
05:51I had to let my PA go.
05:53Um.
05:54Last in, first out.
05:55Which, you know, was really sad.
05:57That was upsetting.
05:59Um.
06:01I'm coping.
06:02I rolled with a punch.
06:03You know.
06:03And it turns out that Dawn can do a lot of it anyway, so.
06:07Oh, I'm sure there's, there'll be plenty of time for this later.
06:10I just thought I'd give you some of this one.
06:11Oh, sorry.
06:12Is that in your way?
06:12No, you're not.
06:13Put something down there, because I'll move that.
06:15Oh, God.
06:17Look at that.
06:17Stupid.
06:18Get UK manager of the month inside paper.
06:20And pull a daft face.
06:21Typical.
06:22You look quite young there.
06:24Yeah.
06:24Photogenic.
06:25Sort of natural.
06:25It's eighteen months old.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Means to throw that.
06:29I've got it out today to throw it away.
06:30Definitely.
06:32So.
06:33Oh.
06:34There.
06:36Just look at that.
06:37Inside the paper.
06:38Inside the paper bin now.
06:40Recycle that.
06:42It's just.
06:43It's a shame, because.
06:49Stop.
06:49Move away from the cookie jar.
06:54Stop.
06:55Move away from the cookie jar.
06:58Hello.
07:00Want a biscuit?
07:01Want a biscuit?
07:02What is it?
07:03Stop.
07:03Move away from the cookie jar.
07:06Good, innit?
07:07Mm-hmm.
07:09Um.
07:09Was it, oh yeah.
07:10Do you know this little thing we do in lunchtime?
07:12Just a welcoming dude for the new Swindon lot.
07:14Just a meet and greet.
07:15And I'll be doing a speech.
07:17So no heckling.
07:18I've got a joke you can use.
07:20Well, you don't usually do jokes.
07:21We're gone.
07:21All right.
07:22It's Christmas dinner.
07:23Royal family having a Christmas dinner.
07:25Camilla Parker Bowles goes, okay, we'll play 20 questions.
07:28I'll think of something.
07:29You have to ask me questions.
07:30Guess what it is.
07:31So what she's thinking is a black man's cock.
07:34Trust Camilla.
07:35Not racist, is it?
07:36No.
07:36Um, so Prince Philip goes, is it big in the bread bin?
07:40Mm.
07:40She goes, yeah.
07:41Prince Charles goes, is it something I can put in my mouth?
07:43She goes, yeah.
07:44Queen goes, is it a black man's cock?
07:48She's guessed it from those clues.
07:50Straight away.
07:50Sorry.
07:52Oh, God.
07:53That's the sort of stuff I write.
07:54Well, I mean, you didn't write it.
07:55You just told it.
07:55But, you know, well done.
07:57So do it again.
07:59Stop.
08:00Move away from the cookie jar.
08:03Oh.
08:04Look forward to this.
08:11Big day today.
08:13Swindon mob are arriving.
08:15Um, I've laid on a little do for them.
08:17Part of the job.
08:18Hi, Emma.
08:19Hi, I'm Sheila.
08:20Hi, I'm Sheila.
08:21Hello, everyone.
08:22How are you doing?
08:23I don't do that to mine, but, yeah.
08:25Different, different.
08:25If you're asking what vibe I'm going to lay down, it's going to be a, a very much just
08:28a, a chill out, let's get to know each other type of vibe.
08:32Oh.
08:33Nice to see you.
08:33Good to see you.
08:34Good to see you.
08:35Yeah, yeah.
08:35Means less.
08:36Jennifer's coming back just to oversee the transition.
08:38Checking out the vibe and that.
08:40Very much holding Neil's hand.
08:41Daunting for him.
08:42Uh, sure.
08:46Oh, no.
08:48Dawn, you know I don't drink.
08:50Huh?
08:51Just give it.
08:52She gave me some wine and I went, no, I don't drink.
08:55Do you not drink?
08:56Yeah.
08:57So it's a shorter joke.
08:58It says, do I not drink?
09:01Yeah.
09:04All right, okay.
09:06Just a little bit.
09:14Take a chair, not literally.
09:16Oh, thank you.
09:18Oh, ladies first.
09:20Oh, here we go.
09:21Oh, cool that.
09:22All the stops.
09:23Put the chairs out itself.
09:24Yes, it's worth the effort.
09:26Right, you're going to say a few words aren't you?
09:27Just a few, nothing much.
09:28Don't be nervous.
09:29Just keep it short and bring me on.
09:30Enjoy the show.
09:31Okay.
09:34Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining
09:39way.
09:40Not me.
09:41You know.
09:41I've had experience.
09:42So at one of the commentary conferences, some of us put on a little review.
09:45That was the main thing and I did impressions of the conference coordinator, Eric Hitchmoe.
09:50And he talks like this and he always says one thing.
09:53He says, I don't agree with that in the workplace.
09:55Nice.
09:56Ask them.
09:57And I did them as famous people.
09:59Like the confederate would go, Legend of my Lieutenant Columbo.
10:01And I come out in a Mac and I go, yeah, one final thing.
10:04My wife loves you, but I don't agree with that in the workplace.
10:06That's right.
10:07And I did it with Basil Forty.
10:09I think I mentioned it once, but I got away with it.
10:11And I don't agree with that in the workplace.
10:14And they were cracking up and he loved it because it was nothing vicious.
10:18You know, some comedians would have picked another stuff, you know, being more nasty.
10:22Like he's got a little withered hand, like Jeremy Beedle.
10:25I didn't mention it.
10:26No need.
10:28Okay.
10:28Hello, everyone.
10:29Hi.
10:31For those of you that don't know me, my name's Neil Godwin.
10:33Hello, Neil.
10:34Hello.
10:34For those of you that do know me, keep shtum.
10:38I'm a man of simple pleasures.
10:40I don't need lovely houses, beautiful girls and classy restaurants.
10:44So it's a good job I moved to Slough.
10:47No, it's great to be in Slough.
10:49Really it is.
10:49I've just spent a year in Beirut.
10:54Now, I know David is feeling a bit worried about taking on all these new staff because
10:59as manager it's going to mean a lot more responsibility.
11:01He'll now have to delegate twice as much work.
11:04But there will be perks for him.
11:07I'm sure he's looking forward to having a whole new group of men underneath him.
11:11Anyway, here's the man at the top of the pile, David Brent.
11:19You know what he was saying there about me being at the top of the pile of men saying
11:22I'm gay?
11:23Right, I'm not gay.
11:24In fact, I can honestly say I've never come over a little queer.
11:27Yeah.
11:33That's the real stuff.
11:34That was just putting me off.
11:36Welcome to Slough, to the new people.
11:40My name's David Brent and I've always been in the paper industry.
11:45Haven't I?
11:45Yeah.
11:45My parents owned a paper shop until it blew away.
11:49It was paper.
11:50It was better, wasn't it?
11:51Okay.
11:53Yeah.
11:54I'm not used to public squeaking.
11:56I piss-pronunciate a lot of my worms.
12:01Do you know what that's the two Ronnies?
12:03Do you know what that is?
12:03That is classic stuff.
12:05Turn the phone off.
12:06That's part of it.
12:07If you're not concentrating, you're not going to enjoy it as much.
12:11Focus.
12:11Okay.
12:11Anyway.
12:13Good to have you all here from Swindon.
12:15Because I hear they dropped an atomic bomb on Swindon.
12:17About 15 quid's worth of damage.
12:21Right.
12:22Okay.
12:24Let's...
12:24Right.
12:28Oh, it's a good job Eric Hitchmo isn't here.
12:31Do you know what he'd say?
12:32I was known to be with that in the workplace, wouldn't he?
12:35Imagine if Eric was a Los Angeles detective.
12:38A bit weird, wouldn't it?
12:39Um, yeah.
12:40One final thing.
12:41My wife loved you, but I don't agree with that in the workplace.
12:44What's that Eric?
12:44You've given up being a Los Angeles detective.
12:46And you've started running a hotel in Torquay.
12:49Yes.
12:50Don't mention the war.
12:51I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
12:53I don't agree with that in the workplace.
12:55I don't agree with that in the workplace.
12:58Do you not know who Eric Hitchmo is?
13:00Who's been to the Coventry Conference?
13:02Right.
13:03So, do you not know Eric Hitchmo?
13:05Yeah, but I didn't know he talked like that.
13:06He talks exactly like that.
13:07Don't you, Gareth?
13:09I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand.
13:11I don't do stuff about his little hand.
13:12You do the wanking claw.
13:14No.
13:14Don't.
13:17Has everyone heard of Harry Enfield?
13:20Has everyone heard of Harry Enfield?
13:21Yes.
13:22Right.
13:23Then...
13:24Okay.
13:25Then who's this?
13:27I do not believe you wanted to do that.
13:30Only me.
13:38Oh, come on.
13:40I'm sorry, Stella.
13:41And that's...
13:48Thanks, David.
13:50Thanks.
13:51Thanks, David.
13:52Just...
13:53Okay.
13:54There's plenty of wine and snacks left through there, so if you want to help yourself to
13:58anything else.
13:59Cheers.
14:01Thanks, David.
14:14What?
14:15Do you like wine?
14:15Mmm!
14:16I like it!
14:17Good!
14:17So, um, I've got the wheelchair.
14:23I've got a mate who's in a wheelchair.
14:25Ah.
14:26It's not going to make, I don't like an adder.
14:31You know, I feel all right, everything's up.
14:33It looks good, that's very smart.
14:35Cheers, thank you.
14:36Thank you very much.
14:38Sorry, excuse me, gentlemen.
14:39Dawn, I've just realised you've been off reception for an hour.
14:43And I don't know if we're missing calls or what, could you check?
14:48Did you check your messages?
14:49Is that all right?
14:50Thanks very much, mate.
14:51Cheers.
14:53No, as long as it's comfy.
15:02Hiya.
15:06Ah, lunchtime gigs, they're the worst, don't they?
15:08I don't think Neil had warmed you up, to be honest.
15:10That's why it went over.
15:11He's not a professional comedian.
15:13He was funny, though.
15:15Yeah, but often an amateur will stitch up a professional.
15:18But this is what I should have told you.
15:21Royal family, yeah, Christmas Day.
15:23I had lunch, sitting down, Camilla goes, let's play a game, all right?
15:26Let's play 20 questions.
15:27I'll think of something, and you've got to guess what I'm thinking of.
15:29And what she's thinking of is a black man's cock, all right?
15:32So Charles goes, uh, is it big in the bread bin?
15:34She goes, yes.
15:36Philip goes, could I put it in my mouth?
15:38She goes, yes.
15:39So the Queen goes, is it a black...
15:40Hiya.
15:41Hiya.
15:43Sorry.
15:45Were you doing a joke?
15:45No, that was it.
15:47What did the Queen say?
15:51Didn't...
15:51Oh, come on.
15:52What was the joke?
15:54It was about the royal family playing 20 questions.
15:56Oh, yeah, and...
15:57It's not the black man's cock one, is it?
15:59You might be, but I don't...
16:01It's bad, isn't it?
16:02No, it's all right.
16:03It's funny.
16:05Harmless.
16:06Well done.
16:09Have you all met the, uh, this little lady?
16:11This lady?
16:18Well, it's a shame this had to happen on Neil's first day, but I've just had a complaint from
16:21one of the new intake.
16:23What complaint?
16:24I can't believe that you think the way to welcome people is by telling racist jokes.
16:28Wrong.
16:29No way.
16:30Look, he'd heard it before, right?
16:32He thought it was funny, so I don't know why he's complaining now.
16:34He...
16:35It was a woman.
16:37I thought I...
16:37I assumed it was the...
16:38the new guy.
16:40Whoever it was is wrong, because it isn't racist.
16:43What is it?
16:43So...
16:43What, the joke?
16:44Mmm, the gist of it.
16:46Won't be funny now, will it?
16:47I don't care.
16:47What's the content?
16:49Royal family sitting at home Christmas day, and, uh, Camilla goes, oh, let's play a
16:53game.
16:54I think of someone, and you have to guess what I'm thinking of.
16:56And what she's actually thinking of is a black man's cock.
16:59Hmm?
17:01So, uh, Charles goes, um, is it bigger than the bread bin?
17:04Camilla goes, yep.
17:06So, Philip goes, can I put it in my mouth?
17:08Camilla goes, yep.
17:09So the queen goes, oh, is it a black man's cock?
17:12And he's heard it before.
17:14So that's the sort of...
17:16Is your...
17:19I can see why someone would find that offensive.
17:21It's not racist, though, is it?
17:22I don't say anything bad about black people.
17:24It's about a black man's cock.
17:26Why is that racist?
17:27It just happens to be a black man's cock.
17:28You could equally...
17:29No.
17:29You're using the ethnic stereotype that all black men have large penises because you think
17:33that makes it funnier.
17:34It's not an insult, though, is it?
17:35It's a compliment, if anything.
17:36So...
17:37So what you're saying is that black people ought to be flattered that their only achievement
17:40in this world is having oversized genitalia?
17:42I'm saying they shouldn't be ashamed of them.
17:43It's a myth.
17:44I don't know, Jennifer.
17:45I could show you a magazine where it literally...
17:48Could you?
17:50Well, I haven't got it with me, but when you're next in...
17:55I could change it.
17:56I could just say big cock, not mention the colour.
17:59Well, you could.
18:00Or you could save those jokes for your free time and not tell them in the workplace.
18:04It was his joke.
18:05He told me it.
18:06Whatever, David.
18:07Let's leave it there.
18:08You've heard my opinion on the matter now.
18:09Shall we go back outside?
18:11Yeah.
18:14She has the right to be careful, because some of them can be a little bit sensitive.
18:20So who can?
18:22Some people can take things the wrong way.
18:25Sure.
18:26Oh, that's an actor said to a bishop.
18:29That's not a gay stereotype, the wrong way.
18:31I'm not saying that is the wrong way.
18:33I'm saying it's a way.
18:34Some women like it the wrong way, don't they?
18:36And they're straight.
18:37It doesn't matter if you're straight or gay.
18:39A lot of people are.
18:40One in ten, apparently, that seems a bit high, doesn't it?
18:42But, you know, you might be gay.
18:44I mean, if you are, good luck to you.
18:46You know, just make sure it's legal and be safe.
18:49Okay?
18:54That's it.
18:55See, a lot of people can't keep up with what words are acceptable these days and what words
19:00aren't.
19:01It's like my dad, for example.
19:03For example, he's not as cosmopolitan or as educated as me.
19:08And it can be embarrassing.
19:10You know, he doesn't understand all new trendy words.
19:13Like he'll say, um, puffs instead of gays.
19:16Um, birds instead of women.
19:20Darkies instead of coloreds.
19:34Right, Tim.
19:36Yes, thanks, Keith.
19:38Hiya.
19:38Sorry, I didn't mean to.
19:40And they've got a T-shirt with Pop My Pink on it.
19:42Basically, you can.
19:43Cool.
19:43Not that way.
19:45Yeah.
19:46So it's, um, Rachel.
19:49Tim.
19:50Gareth King.
19:51Gareth King.
19:52Gareth King.
19:54Keith.
19:57Thanks very much.
19:58Good luck.
19:59Hey, Jenny.
20:00Oh, so, uh, you've met Oliver?
20:02Yes.
20:02Yeah.
20:03Good lad.
20:04We're having a laugh early, weren't we?
20:05Oh, yeah.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Did you like that joke I told a lot of royal family?
20:09Oh, yeah.
20:09Oh, yeah, it was funny.
20:10Oh, yeah.
20:11David, we've talked about this now.
20:13I think I've made myself perfectly clear.
20:15Interesting.
20:15I'll see you later, David.
20:16Goodbye.
20:17Bye.
20:17Bye.
20:19She'd chill out a bit more, shouldn't she?
20:21Made her a bit of the old ganja.
20:24Do you know what I mean?
20:24Of course you do.
20:26Oh.
20:26Meetings would be different, wouldn't it?
20:28Uh, yes, David.
20:29I've called this meeting.
20:30Because I want you to go down the 24-hour carriage
20:32and get me some ob knobs.
20:33Munchies.
20:34Look at that.
20:36That was the Scooby-Doo, all those Scooby snacks.
20:39That's because he's got the munchies, isn't it?
20:40Scooby-Doo, dooby-dooby-doo.
20:43Right?
20:44I was not advocating the use of drugs.
20:47I was talking to someone on their level,
20:49because I can communicate with people from all walks of life.
20:53No one?
20:54Mmm.
20:56Snacks.
20:58So, um, when did you come up?
21:00Um, Saturday.
21:01Um, Saturday.
21:04Um, was it your mum or your boyfriend or whatever drove you?
21:08No, um, my brother came up with me.
21:10Okay, right.
21:11You got a lot of ties in Swindon, or are you starting again up here?
21:15I'll be going back weekends.
21:17Oh, all right.
21:17Okay.
21:19Sorry.
21:20Sorry.
21:21So, have you got a boyfriend or not?
21:24Uh, no, I haven't.
21:27Um, I think I left my drink.
21:29I'm just gonna...
21:30Oh, okay.
21:30Yeah, listen.
21:31See you in a bit.
21:31See you in a minute.
21:32See you in a minute.
21:35I know you don't mean to, but you were sort of crampling my style a bit.
21:38What?
21:39I'm kind of planning to get off with her, so...
21:41Are you just...
21:42Kath, what if I liked her?
21:44I saw her first, mate.
21:45And how does that work?
21:49Fine.
21:50Yes.
21:51So, you've won the argument doing that, have you?
21:53Yeah, of course.
21:54Of course.
21:54That's won the argument.
22:08Oh, it looks nice.
22:10Yeah, it's in quite nice.
22:13Hi.
22:14Hiya.
22:14They came for their package.
22:16Oh, they came, did they?
22:16Yeah.
22:17No problem.
22:18Cool.
22:19I'm so bored.
22:21Are you?
22:22Right, okay.
22:22Do you want to, um, wind up Gareth for a bit?
22:25Um, well, no.
22:27I don't think we should.
22:27He's a bit busy, you know, so...
22:29So?
22:31So am I done, actually.
22:33So should you be.
22:34Yeah.
22:42Is that what you open?
22:43Mm.
22:45A few things in.
22:46Okay.
23:07Um, Dawn, hello, since I've been checking my diary, I've been overlooking something,
23:13so I have you actually.
23:14There's a 20 minute window I've got here, it says to wind up Gareth with Dawn, so, shall
23:20we do that?
23:20Shall we?
23:23This way, please, madam.
23:25Oh no, please, I'm not in the mood, I'm working.
23:28Just a quick one, did you see that film last night, Gay Lords Say No?
23:31No.
23:42Sorry, um, can I have a, can I have a quick word with everyone, um, I'm mainly talking
23:49to the Swindon lot here, um, some of you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me,
23:56yeah?
23:56I don't think, you know, you didn't like some of the jokes I told earlier.
24:00You've got to chill out, yeah?
24:02Trust me, this is what I do, alright?
24:06You will never work in a place like this again, this is brilliant, fact, yeah?
24:11And you'll never have another boss like me, someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer,
24:15yeah?
24:16Now, some of you maybe didn't understand the jokes I was making, and misinterpreted one,
24:21and went to Jennifer.
24:22Okay, um, a little bit annoyed that you, you thought you'd go to Jennifer and not me.
24:26Who was it that complained, and it's not a witch hunt, just, who was it that, okay, well,
24:31two of you, good.
24:33Right, you, um, why did you think you'd go to Jennifer but not me?
25:05Because I don't know you, and I didn't like the kind of joke you were telling.
25:06Yeah?
25:06First sensible thing you've said all day.
25:08Yeah?
25:09Because I say, come one, come all, we're all the same, yeah?
25:13Let's...
25:14So is that why you've only got one black guy in the whole organisation?
25:17Wrong!
25:18Yeah?
25:18Indian fella in the warehouse.
25:20And there used to be one Indian fella used to work up here, lovely chap, he left, didn't
25:23like it.
25:24Up to him.
25:25You know?
25:26If I had my way, the place would be full of them.
25:28Wouldn't it, Gareth?
25:29Yeah, or half and half.
25:30Yeah.
25:32You are half and half, aren't you?
25:33Um, mixed race, yes.
25:35That is my favourite, yeah?
25:37That is what I'm trying to...
25:38That's the melting pot, please.
25:41So, there's your racist for you.
25:45So...
26:01He said melting pot.
26:02Oh, my God.
26:03He didn't actually do the fingers.
26:06Oh, God.
26:07Oh, let's...
26:07Come on, let's just get on.
26:09Yeah, let's just...
26:10Let's love each other.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:13Here's a great big melting pot.
26:16Please!
26:24Done.
26:34All right.
26:42Whew.