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00:23:11Have you heard anything that seemed unusual in the last few weeks?
00:23:15Only cries of agony?
00:23:16Which makes you the first witness to the crimes I encounter.
00:23:19I don't see what's interesting about all this?
00:23:22Félicité, we are talking about customs.
00:23:24Of death?
00:23:25Oh no, you must be mistaken.
00:23:27I think it was more like sex that had gone a little too far.
00:23:31And what makes you say that?
00:23:32The cries of agony.
00:23:33This is what these gentlemen cats often do.
00:23:35So, by golly, I can tell they were excited.
00:23:38And then someone he knew arrived.
00:23:41And although very excited, they did not attack him.
00:23:43And did this person speak to the two excited Matou guys who were there?
00:23:47Yes, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear anything he was saying.
00:23:49but the tone of his voice, there was a kind of urgency in his voice.
00:23:54As if he were trying to persuade.
00:23:55He had to try and get a message of great importance across to them.
00:23:59What then? And then, what happened?
00:24:02Well, then I heard the screams.
00:24:05Have you heard of the Clodendus sect?
00:24:08Very little, I only know that he took a martyr named Clodendus, who died.
00:24:11a brother who is said to have lived here years ago,
00:24:14tortured by men his entire life.
00:24:16He would have suffered terribly.
00:24:18How do you know that?
00:24:21Why did you run away?
00:24:23The brothers just wanted to talk.
00:24:25I didn't miss that, with 3000 volts to soften my tongue, right?
00:24:30I will come back.
00:24:31Very soon.
00:24:33Right now, I have a small problem to sort out with my... my friend.
00:24:59You seemed rather pleased that I was taking charge of this little investigation into the murders committed in the neighborhood.
00:25:03And now you're concealing information of paramount importance.
00:25:06The cult has nothing to do with it.
00:25:08Eh ?
00:25:08This is all a circus.
00:25:10I beg your pardon?
00:25:11Ah, yeah, the sect is harmless.
00:25:14A few cheap thrills just to see who's scared or not.
00:25:17It's all nonsense.
00:25:18That's not really my impression.
00:25:20The sect has been around for a long time.
00:25:22Joker teaches the word of Master Clodendus as that of his high priest.
00:25:26And this braggart has been rallying the troops for years with his rhetoric and all.
00:25:30Joker?
00:25:31I find that this joker as master of ceremonies has about the charm of a viper.
00:25:35You're right.
00:25:36But I promise you it's harmless.
00:25:38No one knows who Clodendus really was, or if he even existed at all.
00:25:44So, can we eat?
00:25:45But please, Bluebeard.
00:25:47Then, we might be able to meet the genius you told me about.
00:25:51Not a link, I find your can opener to be a remarkable tool for the cook.
00:25:55It's a three-star dryer.
00:26:01I looked in August's dictionary.
00:26:03Clodendus is thought to be a Latin name meaning the one who should or must be locked up.
00:26:09What does that inspire in you?
00:26:11Wait, let me put on my intellectual hat.
00:26:13Ah, because you sometimes think.
00:26:14I'm even thinking about it constantly, does that surprise you?
00:26:17I even read a book once.
00:26:19Do you realize?
00:26:41Ah, Bluebeard came here.
00:26:50Oh, impressive.
00:26:51Could we be in the home of a true art lover?
00:26:54Or a macro?
00:26:56That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:26:58I imagine that the can opener that lives in this house,
00:27:00He must have a job as a scientist or parapsychologist.
00:27:05I don't really know the difference, actually.
00:27:26What's the matter, huh?
00:27:29Delighted to see you, dear friends.
00:27:30Yes, I hope you enjoyed your short visit.
00:27:37Well, you don't look like...
00:27:38Yes, of course, sir, I know everything.
00:27:40Finally, this brother here is Francis.
00:27:42And this even more intelligent brother is called Pascal.
00:27:46Francis.
00:27:47Ah, Francis.
00:27:48I am delighted to meet you.
00:27:51And I feel that we're going to get along, the two of us.
00:27:54Can I offer you something to eat?
00:27:57Uh, thank you, but we had a very full lunch, Pascal.
00:28:00But you'll shut up, you little prick.
00:28:02Personally, I would gladly take some grater if you offer it to us.
00:28:05Do you know where the kitchen is? There are kidneys on a plate.
00:28:07But there are some...
00:28:09To say what, I never thought I'd see one of another one day
00:28:12sitting in front of a computer and knowing how to use it.
00:28:15I am simply trying, with my limited resources,
00:28:17to use the computer to put me on the trail of the murderer you are looking for.
00:28:22Do you have any ideas about the meaning of this word?
00:28:25Felidae.
00:28:26Perhaps it is a scientific term for all families
00:28:29And cat breeds, as we are more commonly called?
00:28:32Felidae.
00:28:33Evolution has created an unimaginable number of diverse and varied creatures.
00:28:37And yet, none of them deserve respect and admiration.
00:28:39that the Felidae species inspired.
00:28:41Wow! Tell me, what's on this list?
00:28:44This refers to all the cats in the neighborhood.
00:28:46Name, sex, race, tattoo.
00:28:48I mustn't forget to add you to my list as well.
00:28:51Amazing !
00:28:52Yes, indeed. But it would be even better if it helped us find the murderer.
00:28:58You knew that all of our lesser brothers...
00:29:01They were all prowling around a female in heat.
00:29:05I think... I think I have an idea!
00:29:07Yes. Perhaps we should know what race they belonged to.
00:29:10That would open up new avenues.
00:29:12It's not complicated.
00:29:15In truth, none of them belong to a particularly aristocratic type of Felidae.
00:29:19But they are all of the same breed. They are not just males in heat. They are all
00:29:23European short-haired.
00:29:25No. Error. I haven't entered the sixth victim into the list yet.
00:29:29What? Because there's another one?
00:29:32Happiness! No!
00:29:34Yes. Félicité, unfortunately.
00:29:37Pascal, no, that's impossible. I just left her barely an hour ago.
00:29:40Agathe informed me of this just before you both arrived.
00:29:43Subtitling by Radio-Canada
00:30:21Her eyes were wide open, as if until her last breath, the only thing she had desperately wanted was...
00:30:27would have been to see.
00:30:29It's sad, but life goes on, my little Francis.
00:30:32Tell me, did you find this cliché in the only book you boast about having read?
00:30:36I was saying that to help you.
00:30:38I can swear to you that whoever murdered Félicité, they will pay dearly.
00:30:43Do you hear me, you bastard? I swear you'll pay for this.
00:30:47We'll get you, you piece of trash!
00:30:50Forget what Pascal said.
00:30:52Félicité was killed because she knew far too much.
00:30:55Why? Because she had spoken to me?
00:30:57If that were the case, it meant that the murderer was following her every move.
00:31:00He was far from being a moron; he was an intelligent killer, acting in cold blood.
00:31:21He was far from being a moron, he was a moron.
00:31:33He was far from being a moron.
00:31:34I swear to you that this one is located at one of one of one of one of one of
00:31:36'one of one of one of one of one of one of one of one of one of one of one of one of one of one of
00:31:40'one of one of one of a site.
00:32:03Evolution has created an unimaginable number of diverse and varied creatures,
00:32:08And yet none of them deserves as much respect and admiration as the idea of
00:32:13inspire.
00:32:13Never forget Clodendus' message. The key is there!
00:32:19Hop! Hop! Hop!
00:32:24And there you go! And there you go! And there you go!
00:32:28And there you go! And there you go! And there you go!
00:32:33Experimentation on hybrid plants!
00:32:35Why do these cats all look exactly alike?
00:32:39Ha ha ha! Experimenting on hybrid plants!
00:32:44Ha ha ha!
00:32:46Ha ha ha!
00:32:48Ha ha ha!
00:32:51Ha ha ha!
00:32:53Ha ha!
00:32:55Oh !
00:33:07Ah! Hello! Did you sleep well?
00:33:10Ah! You cats, you have a wonderful life!
00:33:13Eat!
00:33:14Ha ha ha!
00:33:16Sleep !
00:33:17Ha ha!
00:33:18Eat! Sleep!
00:33:25Great minds all have their own little strategy for calming the agitation of their thoughts.
00:33:31Since mine was particularly shaken, I decided to do what I've always done to relieve stress.
00:33:37I went hunting.
00:33:44And I found my broods bustling about, having a good time, always very, very, very, very busy,
00:33:50calmly awaiting the not-so-distant day when they would dominate the world.
00:34:10Funds have been secured to finance the project for one year.
00:34:14This laboratory is my dream.
00:34:17PharmaRox was unable to oppose the release of the necessary budgets.
00:34:21My assistants are called Zibold and Gray.
00:34:25I am sure that my biological tissue repair glue will revolutionize the medicine of tomorrow.
00:34:38The first experiment failed.
00:34:40Instead of gluing the two edges of the wound together, the product penetrated the flesh, forcing its way through.
00:34:45all the way to the brain.
00:34:46The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that the acid solution may need to be further diluted.
00:35:11That defies comprehension.
00:35:14This morning, a fairly robust young stray cat entered the laboratory.
00:35:19We made him our mascot.
00:35:24All these experiences, and just as many failures.
00:35:27To think that all we have left is our nameless mascot to make a new one.
00:35:33Oh, a miracle!
00:35:34I applied the mixture and it worked.
00:35:37It would seem that our cat has just rendered an invaluable service to medical research.
00:35:43I gave our brilliant guinea pig a name, Claude Andus, and he will go far.
00:35:49We are going to have to perform a dissection on Claude Andus.
00:35:52There are factors in his genetic code that prevent him, unlike other subjects, from tolerating the
00:35:57mixture without side effects.
00:36:00It must be a mutant.
00:36:02Farmarox has taken two-thirds of our budget.
00:36:05But I am Professor Preterius.
00:36:08And if there is a shortage of animals for my experiments, that's not a problem.
00:36:14Well, you can leave, Doctor Zibold, if you want.
00:36:18A sacrifice? Scientific progress requires sacrifices.
00:36:23Thanks to my ingenious breeding program, some females have had offspring,
00:36:29which will ensure me a great abundance of topics for the future.
00:36:34I wonder if you are still capable of producing new offspring, Claude Andus.
00:36:39Suddenly, I finally have a vision of a whole new breed of cats.
00:36:45A unique, extraordinary, superior race.
00:36:51Yes, Claude Andus, I'm talking to myself.
00:36:54That's a fascinating idea, isn't it?
00:36:56This animal is completely devoid of humor.
00:37:01What did he say?
00:37:03Should I take him out of his cage and face him in a one-on-one fight?
00:37:10What is this all about?
00:37:12I need to save Claude Andus.
00:37:26Hey! I promised you, didn't I, that we'd see each other again in the future.
00:37:30close.
00:37:31I would of course be delighted to have a chat with you, but I have more important things to do.
00:37:35to do.
00:37:35What, you can't fit me into your overly busy schedule?
00:37:38Kong, don't you think we should have a serious discussion about what's important?
00:37:42Excuse me, do you actually have something serious going on in your little head?
00:37:46I need your help to find some kind of madman who is killing all our brothers.
00:37:50Are you putting it there in front of you, my pretty one?
00:37:52Is that you? But Kong, why you?
00:37:57Why? Well, let's just say that people like you have disrespected me.
00:38:03I'm willing to admit that you're a tough guy, but the explanation doesn't convince me.
00:38:06Well, we'll see if I can convince you somehow.
00:38:12Is that not fair?
00:38:14Not fair, indeed.
00:38:32That's not fair, indeed.
00:38:58That's not fair, indeed.
00:39:24That's not fair, indeed.
00:39:33That's not fair, indeed.
00:58:29Where is Joker?
00:58:31He left, but he slipped away.
00:58:33What? He's disappeared?
00:58:36Yeah, that's exactly what I said, mate.
00:58:39Perhaps you would like a small snack before continuing?
00:58:42My landlord, Zibold, left a plate of liver that he had just cooked.
00:58:46Actually, I love liver.
00:58:48Let's get back to what we're discussing.
00:58:49Ah, I went to Joker and it's an absolute mess.
00:58:53But I still searched the house from floor to ceiling without finding any trace of him.
00:58:56So Joker was killed?
00:58:58No, but perhaps he simply realized he was going to get caught and he ran away.
00:59:02I find that hard to believe.
00:59:03How could anyone imagine that a maniac like him would flee?
00:59:06Wait, wait.
00:59:07Tomorrow, we will return to the computer and try to identify any possible survivors.
00:59:11who would have been subjected to the experiments of Doctor Preterius.
00:59:17Hey, I know everything.
00:59:18You'd better pay a little more attention to your buttocks, but it's going to hurt.
00:59:22What do you mean?
00:59:24Think about it for a moment.
00:59:24The killer must be fed up.
00:59:26The fact that you're always on his back means he might want to try and take care of your case.
00:59:29Yeah, and Pascal's too.
00:59:32He knows more than I do.
00:59:33Ah, don't worry about Pascal.
00:59:35If what you've discovered about the murderer is correct,
00:59:38He only kills brothers who have balls.
00:59:40Good old Pascal was castrated years ago, and on top of that...
00:59:44Hatch!
00:59:45He's certainly not going to live to a ripe old age.
00:59:47But why is that?
00:59:49He has stomach cancer.
00:59:50We're not giving him enough for six months.
00:59:52The news only recently spread through the neighborhood.
00:59:55There is stomach cancer.
01:00:20My friends, thank you for responding so quickly to our invitation.
01:00:25It had better be worth it, because otherwise,
01:00:28I swear to you that you and your pretty sugar-coated mine,
01:00:30You'll pay dearly for making me miss my favorite TV series.
01:00:36Kong, you have a little weight where your brain should be.
01:00:38What ?
01:00:39So you don't want us to catch the dangerous killer?
01:00:42Who massacred Solitaire, whom you claim to love?
01:00:45Don't worry, one day I'll get my hands on it and I promise you...
01:00:49You idiot, you won't get your hands on anything at all.
01:00:52Do you think the murderer will one day come knocking on your door?
01:00:54To ask for your forgiveness, you old fool?
01:00:56Okay, I know everything.
01:00:57What I was saying was just a joke.
01:00:59You can laugh as much as you want if it amuses you.
01:01:01The problem is that the killer doesn't have the same sense of humor as you.
01:01:04So, Francis and I analyzed the computer data
01:01:06and are able to say with almost certainty
01:01:09that the murderer is responsible for the deaths of not seven
01:01:13but at least 450 brothers and sisters.
01:01:16These murders, these murders are very likely related
01:01:19with the events that have occurred
01:01:21in the laboratory of the criminal Doctor Preterius
01:01:23It's been a while.
01:01:25Experiments to which some of you have been subjected
01:01:28although he has no memory of it today.
01:01:30Hey, calm down!
01:01:31Have you ever wondered
01:01:33Why were so many of us not going to hobble around the neighborhood?
01:01:36Exact !
01:01:36Half broken down?
01:01:36THANKS.
01:01:37So, come quietly and listen to him.
01:01:40Let's see if he can give us the identity of the murderer.
01:01:43No, Kong!
01:01:43Sorry, but I'm not at that stage yet.
01:01:46However, I can reveal some things to you.
01:01:48I know that many of you, my friends,
01:01:50revered the prophet Claude Andus
01:01:52who died on Professor Preterius's table
01:01:54where he endured tortures that are hard to imagine...
01:01:57He's not dead!
01:02:00Tell us a little bit about what you know.
01:02:02What makes you think he might have outlived you?
01:02:05My great-grandfather told me that.
01:02:08What was your great-grandfather's name?
01:02:09This is Father Joker.
01:02:12And he told me that Claude Andus had defied the monster
01:02:15and that he killed him.
01:02:18Listen to me, my friends.
01:02:19The only one who really knew what Claude Andus looked like
01:02:22and be able to lead us to him,
01:02:24It's Joker.
01:02:25But Joker is dead!
01:02:27No, he's not dead!
01:02:29Joker usurped the prophet's name.
01:02:33Claude Andus is dead.
01:02:34No one could have survived such torture.
01:02:36Joker is very much alive, but he has fled.
01:02:39Thanks to our brother Francis,
01:02:40His sinister plans were thwarted.
01:02:44Long live Francis!
01:02:57Listen, I told you I searched Joker's house
01:02:59From the cellar to the attic, and I didn't find the slightest clue.
01:03:02That's precisely what's wrong.
01:03:03You were always looking upwards.
01:03:05How could you see what was on the shelves?
01:03:08Ah, sir, I know everything.
01:03:13What do we do?
01:03:17Well, I think we're going to have to do the climb.
01:03:45This murder was different from the others.
01:03:48It was an execution.
01:03:50Joker didn't even defend himself.
01:03:52He consented.
01:03:53What could possibly be so important?
01:03:55So that Joker would agree to sacrifice himself?
01:03:58Claude Andus!
01:03:59He must have been alive.
01:04:15Now that Joker is dead,
01:04:17Here we are, back to square one.
01:04:18Not quite.
01:04:19It just gets a little more complicated.
01:04:21Like hieroglyphs.
01:04:33Parbe bleu, a completely crazy idea suddenly comes to me.
01:04:37Crazy, you say?
01:04:38A word that I think fits quite well with almost all your ideas.
01:04:56We're here, Bluebeard.
01:04:57It's somewhat genetic.
01:04:58Heredity, as a law of nature, was established by a Jesuit.
01:05:01Father Gregor Johan Mendel.
01:05:03Here we are, back to our origins.
01:05:05Reduced to what?
01:05:06How could I have been so blind as to never ask myself
01:05:09What trick had the victims been seduced by?
01:05:11All these opinions, in my dreams,
01:05:13But how could I have ignored them?
01:05:14My first nightmare.
01:05:17This man without a face.
01:05:18It could only be preterius.
01:05:21And I didn't understand the meaning of what Félicité was telling me.
01:05:25I couldn't hear anything he was saying to them.
01:05:27but in the tone of his voice,
01:05:29There was a kind of urgency in his voice,
01:05:31as if he were trying to persuade.
01:05:33He had to try and get a message of great importance across to them.
01:05:36The murderer is not a psychopath.
01:05:38He wanted to make sure that Sacha, Purple and the others
01:05:41don't go near Miss Sexy
01:05:43and leave her alone, like all those of her mysterious race.
01:05:45And what did she say about her race?
01:05:47We are not new.
01:05:48We are old.
01:05:49Are you talking about those little brats who are invading the whole neighborhood?
01:05:52Exactly.
01:05:57There.
01:05:58Look at.
01:05:59What? Could it be her?
01:06:01No, it's just a model.
01:06:03A reproduction that should bring us back to our original state.
01:06:07Proud and dangerous, Felidae.
01:06:10Gregor Johan Mendel, the father of genetics.
01:06:13Reproduction.
01:06:15Experimentation on hybrid plants.
01:06:16I am experimenting on hybrid plants.
01:06:21And who admires Mendel with a huge painting hanging in their hallway?
01:06:26Who worked with Peterius in his laboratory as an assistant?
01:06:29Yeah, who?
01:06:30Zeebol.
01:06:32But who is this Zeebol?
01:06:33The liver plate.
01:06:35Doesn't that remind you of anything?
01:06:36A plate of liver, a plate of liver, while I'm thinking.
01:06:39This is no longer the time to think.
01:06:40Come on, let's go.
01:06:53Come on, you come in this way.
01:06:55And I just climb straight into the office through the window.
01:07:00Ah, Bluebeard has been here.
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:09Oh !
01:07:10Oh !
01:07:23Shit !
01:07:25You need the password.
01:07:26You need the password.
01:07:47Go! Go! Go.
01:07:48Think about it for a moment.
01:07:49Let's try, Peterius.
01:07:53Yes.
01:07:57Number 278.
01:07:58Pasha.
01:08:00June 18, 1986, at 12:30 PM.
01:08:04Four attempts to mate with Tragoian.
01:08:07Four attempts to dissuade him.
01:08:08In vain.
01:08:10Now I understood.
01:08:14The killer's mission was to ensure that the females chosen to restore the feline population
01:08:18mated well with males having the right ratio criteria.
01:08:21And any brother who does not belong to this category and who opposes this project...
01:08:24Do you have the solution to the puzzle?
01:08:28Yes, Claude Andus.
01:08:29There are still a few pieces missing, but I'm sure you have them.
01:08:32I'm going to tell you a story about men, Francis.
01:08:35A true story about men and animals.
01:08:37Yes.
01:08:38I am Claude Andus, that's right.
01:08:41I was in the laboratory, I survived Peterius's abominable tortures.
01:08:45And the day he started going crazy, I spoke to him.
01:08:47Did you speak to a man?
01:08:48Fascinated! He let me out of my cage.
01:08:51Without a second's hesitation, I sank my claws into its throat.
01:08:54Then Zibold took me with him.
01:08:56And that's how I started reading Mendel and his theory of genetics.
01:08:59It turns out that I managed to go back in time, in the course of history,
01:09:03until the distant era of the golden age of our race.
01:09:06And my only ally was Joker.
01:09:08He came to reveal to everyone that at a new age, I would see the light of day.
01:09:10while I was dealing with the scientific aspects of the project.
01:09:13I started with one couple, but the program grew very quickly.
01:09:17I had to kill, Francis.
01:09:19I had no other choice in order to preserve the purity of our breed that the new Felidae demanded.
01:09:25But I had little time, and that's why I involved you in the story.
01:09:29You are destined to become my successor, you will be the master of the all-powerful and wonderful world of the Felidae.
01:09:35Yes, but Joker, why was he eliminated?
01:09:37He would have revealed everything to you, so I had no choice.
01:09:40He agreed.
01:09:41And now that I know what I know, it makes me sick to my stomach.
01:09:47My dear Francis, you lived your ordinary little life and you fell asleep at night dreaming of things
01:09:55ordinary.
01:09:55You went through your night without a care, peacefully until the next day.
01:10:00And then, I put nightmares in your head.
01:10:04So you don't see that the world is hell, Francis?
01:10:09And the crowned head of this evil empire is man.
01:10:13And the funniest thing, my friend, is that we're no different from him now.
01:10:18You're just like him, Pascal.
01:10:20You think like a man, you act like a man.
01:10:22So can you tell me what role you assign to less gifted animals in your world?
01:10:25None.
01:10:26They are stupid and victims of their fate.
01:10:29And what do you do with good men?
01:10:31Pascal or Claude Andus or Fénidae, it doesn't matter what you want to call yourself.
01:10:34No, no, there are no good men.
01:10:36They are all bad.
01:10:37They are all the same.
01:10:40Animals are good beings.
01:10:42But men,
01:10:44creatures of the devil.
01:10:46I will fight you as long as I can, with all my might.
01:10:50I'll start with this diabolical program and its list of murders.
01:10:53It's over.
01:10:55You have no idea how much you're hurting me, Francis.
01:11:13You have no idea how painful it is.
01:11:44You have no idea how painful it is.
01:12:12You have no idea how painful it is.
01:12:30Francis, all this darkness, when you look at me, all you see, Francis, is evil.
01:12:42But before, I was... good.
01:13:00Bluebeard.
01:13:24He has lost his innocence.
01:13:27Bluebeard.
01:13:31As the man lost his own.
01:13:46There you have it, my friends.
01:13:47We remain seated on our backsides while the murderers commit atrocities.
01:13:51And in the end, they are defeated.
01:14:07I think it's time for me to say goodbye.
01:14:09Greetings to Bluebeard and all the clever little devils in the neighborhood.
01:14:12And welcome to my new friend.
01:14:14Don't bring up the idea that we can build a world where animals and humans can live together.
01:14:20Perhaps we all need to evolve further, to grow a little more.
01:14:24We all probably need to grow up in the feline world.
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