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Jackass (« casse-cou » ou « bourricot ») est une émission de télévision américaine en 25 épisodes d'une vingtaine de minutes, diffusée entre le 1er octobre 2000 et le 12 août 2001 sur MTV.

Une série de mauvais tours audacieux et ridicules, ainsi que de cascades de mauvais goût, souvent très douloureuses, réalisées par des amateurs de sports extrêmes pour le plaisir du public.
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00:00:48Warning. The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around
00:00:54you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to see.
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00:09:27Oh, that's unfortunate!
00:09:31Oh, that's unfortunate!
00:09:32I can't even!
00:09:33Ah!
00:09:34Ah!
00:09:36Ah!
00:09:39Ah!
00:09:42Okay, are you ready?
00:09:43Yes.
00:09:46Ah!
00:09:48Ah!
00:09:49Okay, okay, I'll take care of you!
00:09:52It's good...
00:09:53It's good...
00:09:54Ah!
00:09:56Ah!
00:09:57It's good !
00:09:57That's good, kids!
00:09:58Children!
00:10:00It's good !
00:10:01Ah!
00:10:04It's good !
00:10:06Yes, today it's all about taste!
00:10:08Yes, the taste!
00:10:11He's going to play to taste!
00:10:15You don't know how to make a good taste in junkyards?
00:10:17Taste, therefore, is the taste of too much.
00:10:18Taste is Spain between your beautiful and your buttle.
00:10:21in...
00:10:21ooh
00:10:38Does it smell like...
00:10:40Just smell it!
00:10:41Aaron, smell it!
00:10:50All right, let's stop my nuts.
00:10:51Yeah, yeah, let's get it over.
00:10:53Are we ready? You're so gone, man.
00:10:54Okay!
00:10:56AHHHHH!
00:10:57AHHHHH!
00:11:01AHHHHH!
00:11:04AHHHHH!
00:11:05He likes it!
00:11:07He likes it!
00:11:09He likes it!
00:11:14AHHHHH!
00:11:15AHHHHH!
00:11:15AHHHHH!
00:11:20AHHHHH!
00:11:26AHHHHH!
00:11:27Afternoon. How are you doing?
00:11:29AHHHHH!
00:11:32AHHHHH!
00:11:33AHHHHH!
00:11:35AHHHHH!
00:11:36What happened?
00:11:39AHHHHH!
00:11:41AHHHHH!
00:11:58AHHHHH!
00:11:59AHHHHH!
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00:12:00AHHHHH!
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00:28:30I don't know, but it's not what's going to be intended.
00:28:39That's like a Courtney Love-sized maxi pass.
00:28:41This is like worse than the hanging.
00:28:45I'm Brad himself, and I'm a complete fucking idiot.
00:29:03Hey, I'm Brad himself, and this is Bungie Wedgie.
00:29:24Is that your shitty aunt still?
00:29:27The bloody, shitty underpants.
00:29:39All right, we're here in the valley today
00:29:41to do our own little riot control test.
00:29:44This is George Ruska.
00:29:45All right, George, what are you doing?
00:29:47What are we doing here today?
00:29:48Well, I'm vice president of operations with ALS Technologies.
00:29:51We manufacture less lethal ammunition.
00:29:54We're one of the top manufacturing companies in the United States.
00:29:57And we're going to shoot you with one of our projectiles.
00:30:01It's called the Pen Prevent.
00:30:02It's a 40-gram tail-stabilized bag.
00:30:06It will be traveling about 250 feet per second.
00:30:10Is that lethal?
00:30:12It's considered less lethal.
00:30:15So this morning, I thought I was taking it in the chest
00:30:18with the beanbag projectile,
00:30:21but George and his company said no way
00:30:22because it hits me in the heart.
00:30:23I'm pretty much done with it.
00:30:26So we want to take every single precaution
00:30:29necessary to help protect your vital organs.
00:30:32Where are my intestines?
00:30:33Are they in that area?
00:30:34I think so.
00:30:35Awesome.
00:30:43So you're going to take some practice shots?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:56You know, this is nothing to mess around with.
00:30:59This is nothing for anyone to just be thrown
00:31:01into a 12-gauge shotgun and, you know, think that they could take it.
00:31:05You know, that's one of the reasons that I'm doing this
00:31:07is because I can do this in a controlled state.
00:31:22You know, that's one of the reasons that I'm doing this.
00:31:52That really hurt.
00:31:53That looked like it hurt.
00:31:55Oh, fuck, dude.
00:31:58Did you see the way I loved that beanbag with my stomach?
00:32:02That's instinct.
00:32:03You can't teach that.
00:32:14It hurts so much.
00:32:17Like, going from a prone position to standing is...
00:32:23Ouch.
00:32:26Hi, I'm Wee Man, and this is a big cone.
00:32:43Wee Man, and this is a big cone.
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