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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson.
00:00:12You're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:20Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:28Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my God, Samia.
00:00:31Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchie.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchie, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:52Frenchie.
00:00:59What was I so afraid of?
00:01:01That's why I'm so afraid of.
00:01:06Faster than the speed of light.
00:01:11Watching as you're crazy fly.
00:01:16I think I should stay in his life.
00:01:20You're disappearing to the night.
00:01:23Into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:27Praise the Lord.
00:01:31we come together to mourn the one and only a train he loved his country
00:01:39his god but most of all his captain homelander amen amen amen sir but our martyred brother in
00:01:51christ was struck down by that jezebel that wily emissary of satan himself starlight
00:02:04now you know that ain't no figure of speech right it ain't no metaphors in this house starlight and
00:02:09her minions are literally possessed by demons they spew and vomit they're eating babies they
00:02:16they're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears lord have mercy
00:02:25well we cast those demons out of this house we fight hellfire with holy fire we fight with the
00:02:33ballot box we fight with the ammo box matthew 10 34 i do not come to bring the peace but
00:02:41a sword
00:02:41you are not here to be blessed you are here to do war amen amen amen can you feel the
00:02:52holy ghost
00:02:52power i said can you feel the holy ghost power then i need you to praise him praise him praise
00:03:01him for
00:03:02praise him felixle thank you still so much yeah
00:03:21oh
00:03:30hallelujah
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Well, I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:18You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:26I can't go down, but I can't go down.
00:04:30I can't go down.
00:04:31I can't go down.
00:04:31Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:42When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:58I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me a prisoner.
00:05:03So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid Asher so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we've got to test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Kicks.
00:05:48Rock hard is a living mountain.
00:05:50Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:52Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot comb it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:04Which makes rock hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:10And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:13So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:24We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:55We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57All right, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucks Butcher is?
00:07:05He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, all right?
00:07:26We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:30We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:43Kimiko, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:09Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher,
00:08:14your hair, your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:26I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:45I mean, yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:52Mm-hmm.
00:08:56Mm-hmm.
00:08:59Mm-hmm.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:03Mm-hmm.
00:09:06You stood there.
00:09:08Girl, listen.
00:09:09Shoot off.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:14That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:32So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence
00:09:37so I can protect you.
00:09:41I spent every day of the last year
00:09:46dreaming about you.
00:09:51You're a hero.
00:09:55You're a procedure.
00:10:00I've never dreamed.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything
00:10:08take you away from me again?
00:10:13I'm sure if I do.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:36Come on.
00:10:44Your bottom F.
00:10:46Is it really regrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me
00:10:52What you know is true
00:10:54Don't have to tell me
00:10:57I love your precious heart
00:11:00I
00:11:04I was standing
00:11:07You were there
00:11:10And they
00:11:12And they
00:11:12Will never
00:11:13Tear us apart
00:11:18I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us
00:11:28But some of us
00:11:28Don't know why
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:40And they could never
00:11:42And they
00:11:43And they
00:12:12I know
00:12:13I know my leadership style
00:12:14Can be
00:12:15Stern
00:12:16But
00:12:16It was for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself
00:12:22As
00:12:24The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:38Uh
00:12:40Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:46No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance
00:12:54To make things right
00:12:55I
00:12:55I reached
00:12:56Out my hand
00:13:00And you
00:13:00Bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do
00:13:03To deserve that?
00:13:06What
00:13:06Was I too nurturing?
00:13:08Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well maybe
00:13:10But damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:19I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep happening
00:13:31In me
00:13:34I guess the strongest man
00:13:36Are the most alone
00:13:38You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:13:44At least
00:13:45That
00:13:46gosh
00:13:46I
00:13:46And
00:13:46I
00:14:12People
00:14:13At least
00:14:14And
00:14:32firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
00:14:38and we're doing a botality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being
00:14:45sponsored you know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
00:14:56guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:14:59frenchy how much longer teenage kicks you that out on patrol any minute they go out they go in
00:15:05rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
00:15:10countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down
00:15:16there
00:15:22everything okay all good
00:15:31oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nipping twatting ready back here
00:15:41keep the engine running
00:15:51are you ready
00:16:19the internet's down cam's taken
00:16:22here um yeah we have a problem
00:16:28put on the man he really let himself go
00:16:37the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
00:16:48my dick weighs more
00:16:52bitch
00:16:53well right in that way we can move him
00:16:54he'll move the three of us
00:16:57so what now
00:17:16you what the fuck
00:17:18no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you
00:17:21you're safe okay you've been in deep freeze again
00:17:24oh jesus christ for how long
00:17:27almost two years in a cia black site
00:17:31i just found out this morning
00:17:33you found out this morning
00:17:35yeah
00:17:35but that just happens to be in your room
00:17:42did you fuck me
00:17:43what
00:17:44is this some kind of incest thing
00:17:45no
00:17:46then what the fuck is this
00:17:48look i
00:17:49i want you to find william butcher
00:17:53find him yourself
00:17:54well the people that work for me are limited
00:17:56and you are
00:17:57the best tracker there is
00:18:00i just i need you to find him
00:18:01and report back
00:18:02very simple
00:18:04you want me
00:18:07to work for you
00:18:08well why don't we say work with me
00:18:10and
00:18:11i can help you
00:18:12i can
00:18:13give you a proper comeback
00:18:15i don't need you for that
00:18:17well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy
00:18:20so
00:18:22okay
00:18:22all right
00:18:23listen to me
00:18:25i'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:28you got that
00:18:29i know
00:18:29i know
00:18:30and listen
00:18:31i am
00:18:32vaut now
00:18:33me
00:18:34so the public
00:18:35they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
00:18:39i can resurrect you
00:18:41i can give you back
00:18:42what you lost
00:18:44i can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:47number two
00:18:49or how about i finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57hey you could try
00:18:59who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
00:19:04or you might not
00:19:07but
00:19:08i'm betting
00:19:09that you hate william butcher
00:19:10more than you
00:19:12than you hate
00:19:13me
00:19:14after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
00:19:17am i
00:19:18i tried to kill you
00:19:21minute i turn my back
00:19:22how do i know you won't return the favor
00:19:25look
00:19:26uh
00:19:35you find william butcher for me
00:19:39all is forgiven
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:52improve your sleep
00:19:54strengthen
00:19:56your immune system
00:19:57nourish your soul
00:19:59the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03life force from leaving the body
00:20:05and invited prana
00:20:08solar energy in
00:20:09don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vat
00:20:15five bros
00:20:17four bros
00:20:18okay we need to abort
00:20:20your
00:20:21mom
00:20:21should
00:20:22have
00:20:23aborted
00:20:24you
00:20:26fuck it
00:20:27we'll test it here
00:20:28what
00:20:28test
00:20:29mr charcutay if the virus is contagious
00:20:32as samir says
00:20:33c'est fini
00:20:34the game is over
00:20:35no butcher's right
00:20:37rockhart has seen us so
00:20:38we can't leave
00:20:40virus
00:20:40what
00:20:41virus
00:20:42look
00:20:43i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about
00:20:45now all we gotta do
00:20:46is seal of inhalation
00:20:48every exit point
00:20:49tighter than a boy scout's asshole
00:20:51a jamboree
00:20:52no
00:20:53no
00:20:53it's not possible
00:20:57maybe
00:20:58maybe
00:21:02yo
00:21:05is that motherfucker holding his breath
00:21:07uh-huh
00:21:07his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:13like a blue whale
00:21:14he won't breathe
00:21:15how do we get the virus in him
00:21:17whoa
00:21:18he ain't our first whale is he
00:21:20you lot sort this
00:21:21i'll fetch the virus
00:21:22can make how you with me
00:21:30oh you two
00:21:31leave it out
00:21:32would ya
00:21:33fucking work in here
00:21:37hey
00:21:38coming with you
00:21:40what for
00:21:41i don't trust you
00:21:42hmm
00:21:44yeah
00:21:46suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01where's s'more
00:22:02he just disappears every afternoon
00:22:03won't say where he's going
00:22:05won't say shit
00:22:06he's on method
00:22:08fucking meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing
00:22:11we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
00:22:15but you can invoke the insurrection act
00:22:17if we need to deploy the military
00:22:19mr president
00:22:19good idea
00:22:20what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
00:22:23that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlighter anti-homelander content
00:22:27honestly
00:22:28the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:31we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:35we truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:38but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:42love it
00:22:43it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts
00:22:46all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:48and for the existing freedom camps
00:22:51treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:56but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:58the president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:23:01he'll back you
00:23:02you can do it
00:23:04speak up
00:23:04and a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
00:23:07won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11no we'll just start selling ads on vault plus
00:23:14wow amazing ashley
00:23:16you're a real Che Guevara
00:23:17well alrighty then let me ask the most important question
00:23:22do i got immunity
00:23:34for fuck's sake
00:23:36soldier boy
00:23:37this is the president vice president of the united states of america
00:23:40they work for me
00:23:43everyone soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
00:23:47once he is located
00:23:48william butcher and annie january
00:23:51wait wait what sir
00:23:52no sir i can do this
00:23:54i can bring them in
00:23:54well like you did with a train
00:23:56we're going in a new direction deep
00:23:58competence
00:24:00oh and steve
00:24:01soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
00:24:03well sir
00:24:04he uh
00:24:05he was guilty of
00:24:06you know
00:24:07treason
00:24:11consider it done sir
00:24:12terrific
00:24:13and you know what
00:24:14i'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:16uh steve can you make him a
00:24:19manhattan
00:24:20manhattan
00:24:21thanks steve
00:24:23of course
00:24:25can i get you a glass of milk sir
00:24:27no
00:24:29steven
00:24:31i'll also have a manhattan
00:24:35god damn
00:24:37since when could supes teabag the president
00:24:41since me
00:24:58okay
00:24:59what's next
00:25:04what is it
00:25:13look out
00:25:22what
00:25:24almost
00:25:25got
00:25:25you
00:25:26fuckers
00:25:27ha ha
00:25:28oh
00:25:32at least that explains how he's grown
00:25:36from bashing his bishop
00:25:39gross
00:25:49now that's what i'm talking about
00:25:53oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:25:59uh
00:26:00huh
00:26:18so
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:42We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the girl.
00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
00:27:04Countess of the Crows.
00:27:06And I shall make you the day that you decide to...
00:27:09Fuck it.
00:27:13Fuck.
00:27:19It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's like a metaphor for life, non?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:37But Moise Lani, what is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:50I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:58They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:06Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:09I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petitiuini any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit.
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:09Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep.
00:29:16Let go.
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:21Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:25You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard.
00:29:35We don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:49Baby tower!
00:30:03Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush.
00:30:12The drink of heroes.
00:30:14Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut!
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please.
00:30:21This is a mistake.
00:30:22I am not starlighter.
00:30:23Only 15 calories.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Now with acai and makaroos.
00:30:29That's better than that.
00:30:30Mom!
00:30:31No, Corey.
00:30:32Go back inside, please.
00:30:33Yo!
00:30:34No, you stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on sight, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
00:30:41They're lopsided.
00:30:42Okay, come on.
00:30:43Come on.
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush.
00:30:49Now with acai and makaroos.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:56No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58I'm not kidding!
00:30:59No!
00:31:01Mom!
00:31:03All over.
00:31:04Not a chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every soup of them 500 miles will be up our ass within the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course.
00:31:11Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job.
00:31:17Kameka, down.
00:31:42Homelander?
00:31:47Homelander?
00:31:49Homelander?
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um...
00:31:58What can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not. Of course not.
00:32:14Well, what am I gonna say?
00:32:15Uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me,
00:32:18but careful,
00:32:20because there's a soup-killing virus out there,
00:32:22and you may die screaming.
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:26Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there,
00:32:36the better he take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah.
00:32:40That's tactical.
00:32:41Exactly.
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:51You don't know that's gonna happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces.
00:32:55Because it was tactical, right?
00:32:56Mm-hmm.
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:59Right?
00:32:59Mm-hmm.
00:33:08Let's go, okay.
00:33:27Let's go, see...
00:33:33Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking, we'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:12Well, best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:27Breathe, you don't.
00:34:39Oh, no.
00:34:39You gonna go breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did Duke get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late.
00:34:46No, the conard is in Paris.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kicks will be back soon.
00:34:50Merelle, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God, when everyone comes back,
00:35:08Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
00:35:11and Sheila is gonna take a shit
00:35:13in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:49What's it called, a murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess, Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Huh, damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you
00:36:00or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:07They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
00:36:17Prozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:20Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:38Please, please don't kill me.
00:36:41I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:36:49Please.
00:37:02Careful!
00:37:08Boy, you're fucking smart, Huey.
00:37:10I mean, ain't you a little glad Atrian's dead?
00:37:16No.
00:37:16I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero. A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:28Listen, I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors. Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:45Don't talk to me about it, Annie. You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, pulsing about with this Jimny cricket, listening to your heart, bollocks,
00:37:56is just going to get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15Love it.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:43He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:47Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my nose for a bit.
00:38:54You're telling us this now?
00:38:58Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:01Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homeland is old man?
00:39:06I mean, new plan.
00:39:12Boy, ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass dildo?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Hero Gasm.
00:39:22Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You one of us now.
00:39:44Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:47Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:48Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:50That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:52Homeland has doubled a cunt now,
00:39:54if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you.
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain,
00:40:04and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homeland is the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, bollocko.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you wanna know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twig.
00:41:07What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:19You two fucktards of local soups?
00:41:21Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy.
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:29Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:32A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:45Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57M.M.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:59Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:04He's alive?
00:42:06Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just...
00:42:09Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:16Oh, shit.
00:42:36Ah!
00:42:44Shit!
00:42:48Go!
00:43:29I got a drop for Dookie!
00:43:32Get it?
00:43:34What's you?
00:43:35Bro!
00:43:37You're the Dookie!
00:43:38No!
00:43:42Dookie!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good.
00:44:20It's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:25Oh shit!
00:44:26Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:38Oi!
00:44:42Oi!
00:44:46Oi!
00:44:48Yui Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:59Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:01The so-called soup killer?
00:45:03Huh.
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen swilly butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:18Come in your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:30Give me your cock.
00:45:31What the f-
00:45:33Whoa
00:45:37let us get some money and get some Whoa!
00:45:40Uh...
00:45:41a
00:45:53No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:58No.
00:45:59Hey!
00:46:07Yeah!
00:46:09Oh, my God.
00:46:49Oh, my God.
00:47:10Oh, fuck. I wish I'd have seen that.
00:47:12No, you don't.
00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, Monker.
00:47:20And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:58Yes.
00:48:00May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi melt.
00:48:09There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:11Crunchwrap Supreme?
00:48:12Cheesy Gordy to Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:29If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:34I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground, tongue-lashing my clit till
00:48:48he needs an D-replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:58She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:03Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:09And I can help you.
00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:17Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You can pull out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:52I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:54This is junior year all over again.
00:49:56Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
00:50:00he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:03Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:12That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:17I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:49You're better than this.
00:50:51You were better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:55Ow.
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, chance.
00:51:04Merci d'avoir un mail.
00:51:17God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop wall house on our 23.
00:51:27Sold your cunt down.
00:51:29Homeland did it go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Won't get...
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:17Oh.
00:52:19Oh.
00:52:22Oh.
00:52:23Oh.
00:52:27Oh.
00:52:30Oh.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:38No.
00:52:39Innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41No.
00:52:43Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:01You're free.
00:53:07Yes.
00:53:08What's this one?
00:53:12You're free.
00:53:14Nothing.
00:53:23What's this one?
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:28This virus...
00:53:30is fucking brutal.
00:53:32I don't know. For a rock-hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:50You're perfect.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:00And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:06But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:25I know.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47It's time for your meds.
00:54:58He's a good boy, huh?
00:55:00Mm-hmm.
00:55:07He's a good boy, huh?
00:55:12Mm-hmm.
00:55:15Well, hey.
00:55:15Be careful, sir.
00:55:16There's a viral contagion.
00:55:18I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21So I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters?
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:25You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:30I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like soldier doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
00:55:41Should've been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:10No.
00:56:14No.
00:56:15No.
00:56:17Not you, too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:25What the hell?
00:56:30Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:44How do I get knocked down?
00:56:47I get knocked down.
00:56:48But I get up again.
00:56:50Yeah, the hell is gonna keep me down.
00:56:52I get knocked down.
00:56:53But I get up again.
00:56:54Yeah, the hell is gonna keep me down.
00:56:56I get knocked down.
00:56:58But I get up again.
00:56:59Yeah, the hell is gonna keep me down.
00:57:01I get knocked down.
00:57:02But I get up again.
00:57:03Yeah, the hell is gonna keep me down.
00:57:06I get knocked down.
00:57:07Yeah, the hell is gonna keep me down.
00:57:07I get knocked down.
00:57:07It's in the night away
00:57:12It's in the night away
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink
00:57:16He drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink
00:57:18He drinks a cider drink
00:57:19He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:25Oh, Danny boy
00:57:29Danny boy
00:57:30Danny boy
00:57:33I get no doubt
00:57:34But I get up again
00:57:36I get no doubt
00:57:39But I get up again
00:57:40I get no doubt
00:57:46I get no doubt
00:57:48But I get up again
00:57:50I get no doubt
00:57:53It's in the night away
00:57:58It's in the night away
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink
00:58:02He drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink
00:58:05He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, next one day long
00:58:19I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:26You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:28I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
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