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00:00:08The
00:00:09The answer to all our prayers a virus that kills soups somebody's been running to us
00:00:17Samir, is the virus calm? That's the only dose. So we injected into your dead buddy over here to infect
00:00:22the crazy fucking flying sheep
00:00:23Where's Samir? We couldn't find Dr. Shah
00:00:26She knew the difference between right and wrong, but that baby killer
00:00:31Set me up and you fell for it. What's your next step? The world went down rebuilt in your image.
00:00:36Jesus fucking Christ. Are you serious?
00:00:39We recently found a leak
00:00:40I'm still gonna fuck your wife
00:00:44There's something wrong with me. I don't know what to do. I love you so much
00:00:51Some scenes deserve eternal damnation. I've committed murders
00:00:56We don't belong with decent people. We are monsters so other people don't have to be
00:01:00You chopped off my fucking leg. Now we better work in that time. What work? You're gonna make us some
00:01:05more of that virus
00:01:13Wakey wakey eggs and bakey motherfucker
00:01:19Now listen up son
00:01:22We've been awfully patient with you, but it's time to stop fucking about and get the job done
00:01:32Mary's little lamb is starting to stink
00:01:34I could just bash your fucking head and jog your memory
00:01:39Or
00:01:39or
00:01:41alternatively
00:01:43You just give us a list of what you need to extract the virus you cut off my fucking leg
00:01:49you saved me here for what?
00:01:54Listen mate i'm the only finger standing between you and the murder ball game and the why
00:02:00You don't understand i can't i can't vicki zoe i can't
00:02:06Could just send you back to them in a fucking bucket you don't do whatever the fuck we say
00:02:18You all right
00:02:18Oh
00:02:26Yeah, right as rain
00:02:30You got a week and make it strong enough to top homeland. Oh, this could take months a week
00:02:41Don't let him fall asleep this time
00:02:42Oh
00:02:47To my right your left is the famous beresford hotel out of where ray finds is chris marshall pursued jay
00:02:54-lo's main marissa asking if any part of their love was real
00:03:00This has got to be a health food violation what he wanted god did he love me to manhattan
00:03:06Yeah, that movie sucks
00:03:08It's so bad right it's so bad
00:03:13Just feel like maybe i shouldn't leave you know
00:03:15And you can call me anytime and come in same day yeah but
00:03:22People back home really need their vitality beauty care right
00:03:27Really i'm i'm fine
00:03:31Yeah
00:03:36Is she okay?
00:03:38Kimiko our friend in french who just turned himself in for a bunch of murders
00:03:42He committed for this russian mob boss but kimiko's upset that he didn't talk to her about it first so
00:03:49Who the fuck are your friends abortion is murder abortion is murder
00:03:55Hey, fuck off asshole. Hey, stop stop, please please please
00:04:00Sorry, i'm sorry. I'm so sorry daphne. I'm so that man is a piece of shit here
00:04:06Folks this way that's not part of the tour
00:04:18Patterson villanueva family davies line up for the next visitor shuttle
00:04:29Inmate's name in d.i.i.n
00:04:36Inmate refused visitation next
00:04:50Hope y'all are having a blessed day
00:04:53Cameron coleman has taken a sabbatical and i'm tickled to announce that i'm filling in as the evening news anchor
00:04:59So without further ado our top story
00:05:03Are jewish space lasers brainwashing you into joining their shuls our story tonight begins with jerry brown the rand corporation
00:05:12and the manishevitz kosher
00:05:17Let your intention connect with an almost affectionate attention toward the breath
00:05:38Hey, this is so fuck whoa whoa whoa whoa slow down. Where are you? Toronto so we can talk
00:05:44They killed cameron coleman because they thought that he was the fucking leak
00:05:48I can't do this shit anymore, man. I'm done. All right. No one ever said this would be easy
00:05:53Think about your brother your nephews
00:05:55They'd be so proud of you, man. Who cares what my family thinks if i'm already fucking dead
00:06:00Calm down
00:06:02Now walk me through everything and let's process this shit together. All right, this is so fucked
00:06:09So before cameron got beaten to death
00:06:12Homelander was seen putting soups together like a an army
00:06:17And then a-train saw tech knight talking to sage looked like they were planning something you want to talk
00:06:22to tech knight
00:06:23No, he's having a federalist society party tonight at his estate
00:06:26I cannot believe that this is about to come out of my mouth, but
00:06:32We could use butcher have you heard from him what the fuck is m.i. Hey
00:06:39Maybe you should sit this out, you know, you've just been through so much with your dad. I'm fine
00:06:46Focusing on work is exactly what I need to do right now. Okay. Just trust me
00:06:53So how are we supposed to sneak into an alt-right cocktail party thought you'd never ask
00:07:00webweaver
00:07:10What about all that? That's your medicine
00:07:13Usually beauty mcbritish wants some dirt in exchange, but i'm fresh out
00:07:21Unless there's another way I can pay
00:07:26Wink-wink on the house for being a loyal c.i
00:07:38Yo i'm i'm pretty fucked up no cap
00:07:43Would you mind doing the honors?
00:07:44Fuck you me
00:07:45Shoot it up my pooper dog
00:07:47Motherfucker you done lost your mind
00:07:48There's some lube on the table here squeeze bottle nut the pump the blue one on the right with the
00:07:54water base
00:07:55In no fucking way
00:07:57A.G.
00:07:58A.G.
00:08:02Booth that shit later
00:08:09Fuck
00:08:10Oh, you gotta really get it up in there dog
00:08:18Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, ow!
00:08:20What?
00:08:20That's my web hole
00:08:21Oh, back up, back it up, back it up
00:08:23Oh
00:08:26Fuck
00:08:29Hi
00:08:33Ooh
00:08:40Oh
00:08:43Yo
00:08:44I love that
00:08:47Hey
00:08:48Uh
00:08:50You good?
00:08:51Want some purel or?
00:08:52Okay, yep
00:08:53I'm gonna come in
00:08:53Here we go
00:08:55Okay
00:08:57Need enough purel in the fucking world
00:08:59How uh, how long is it gonna be out for?
00:09:01With as much rohypnol as I shot up his ass at least 48 hours
00:09:05Hit his pants
00:09:29There's the big man
00:09:31The myth, the legend, the symbol of America
00:09:38Please, we're all patriots here
00:09:41Good evening, sir, how are you?
00:09:43This is Ryan, my son
00:09:44Hey
00:09:48How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker?
00:09:50Well, it might have taken 18 rounds of voting, but we got there, didn't we?
00:09:55You know, sir, it's humbling to see your commitment to America
00:09:59Greatest country on earth
00:10:01Can't wait to see you inherit the seven one of these days
00:10:03Those are mighty big boots to fill
00:10:06Yeah
00:10:07Oh, Captain
00:10:08Oh, Captain
00:10:10My Captain
00:10:12It is such an honor to have you here
00:10:13I mean, the two top heroes together
00:10:18Can't you just smell the team up?
00:10:20You know
00:10:22Sage and I might need you for the moment
00:10:25But let's get one thing straight
00:10:27There's no team up
00:10:28We're not equals
00:10:30You're pathetic
00:10:33You can't even fly for God's sakes
00:10:35Come on, buddy
00:10:39Oh, what a cut up
00:10:48What part of you are an idiot child
00:10:50Not welcome at the adult table, did you not understand?
00:10:53Bro, I thought you knew everything
00:10:55Tech Knight invited me
00:10:57We go way back
00:11:03And the whole truth got picked up for another season on Vought Plus
00:11:06It's a hit
00:11:07Must be
00:11:09You got all this
00:11:11No, you
00:11:11You don't get this from entertainment money
00:11:13This is real money
00:11:15Eleven generations money
00:11:17The Vernon family started out as slave catchers
00:11:20Now we own more private prisons than any other company in the U.S. of A
00:11:25And you sure know how to fill them
00:11:28From snout to tail
00:11:29I catch, house, and rehab criminals
00:11:32And then I catch them all over again
00:11:34You know, I bet A-Train here would have given my great-great-granddaddy a run for his money
00:11:38Oh
00:11:39But we would have caught you
00:11:44I guess we'll never know
00:11:52Come on out, kid
00:11:54You guys are going to laugh
00:11:55No one is going to laugh
00:12:03Guys, come on
00:12:10You promised
00:12:13Oh my god
00:12:14Okay, you know what?
00:12:16Fuck you guys
00:12:19How did a junkie like Webb Weaver score an invite to this anyway?
00:12:24Don't know
00:12:24But A-Train said he's on the list
00:12:26Why is he wearing it so tight?
00:12:28It smells like ass sweating broken dreams in here
00:12:31Good
00:12:32It'll hide your scent from Tech Knight
00:12:33You don't want to give him any tells
00:12:35Wait, Tech Knight has super smell?
00:12:38Yeah
00:12:38Smell, vision, taste, touch
00:12:40He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth
00:12:42I don't like this
00:12:43He's going to make Huey
00:12:44How else are we going to find out what Sage is cooking?
00:12:46Just got to work fast, kid
00:12:48Take these bugs
00:12:49Put them all over the party
00:12:50And lure Tech Knight back here as soon as you can
00:12:53We'll take care of the rest
00:12:54Oh god, okay
00:12:56Comm check-ins every two minutes
00:12:58Just say something, okay?
00:13:00Anything
00:13:01Copy
00:13:01In Webb Weaver's voice, motherfucker
00:13:03Uh, copy, dog
00:13:06Hey
00:13:07I'm fine
00:13:09All right, trust me
00:13:12Okay
00:13:14Ooh, that is ripe
00:13:26Web Weaver
00:13:30Master Knight's expecting you
00:13:32He'll be thrilled
00:13:34Yeah
00:13:35Uh, so am I
00:13:37Dog
00:13:48Fuck
00:13:48Fuck
00:13:49Oh, fuck
00:13:49The seven are here
00:13:51Just hurry up
00:13:52And plant the bugs, Huey
00:13:59Jesus
00:14:00I'm so sorry
00:14:01Uh
00:14:03Madam Vice President-Elect
00:14:05Oh, shit
00:14:10Um
00:14:14Webb Weaver
00:14:17It's quite a scent
00:14:19Webb Weaver
00:14:21You made it
00:14:22Oh, it's so good to meet you in person
00:14:24Finally
00:14:25I feel like I already know you
00:14:26Yeah, I know
00:14:27Me too
00:14:27No, uh
00:14:28Cap
00:14:29Really, I'm honored that you would even
00:14:31Consider the sidekick gig
00:14:33I know it's a big change
00:14:34But if tonight goes well
00:14:37It's yours
00:14:38Oh, uh
00:14:39Well, well, great
00:14:40Um
00:14:42That's
00:14:43Great
00:14:44Well, you know
00:14:45I've never been to an estate before
00:14:46Do you guys have stables?
00:14:51Let's get the tour started inside
00:14:52What happened to you?
00:14:57You look like you got
00:14:58Ass-fucked
00:14:59At the business end of a hammer
00:15:00Well, maybe I don't want to be
00:15:01At this CPAC nightmare
00:15:02Any more than they want me
00:15:04There's gonna be a little sidebar
00:15:05Later on
00:15:06One percent of the one percent
00:15:08Sage here is gonna
00:15:09Lube them up
00:15:10With cognac and Monte Cristos
00:15:12And then
00:15:13Convince them to commit
00:15:14A little high treason
00:15:15I'm sorry
00:15:15What the fuck?
00:15:16Why would I expose myself like that?
00:15:18Because in this room
00:15:18Is 38 percent of the U.S. GDP
00:15:20And if we have a shot in hell
00:15:22Of pulling off the 25th amendment
00:15:23We need them
00:15:24You wanna be El Jefe or not?
00:15:28Following in his old days
00:15:29Good
00:15:30Now
00:15:30You're the virgin at prom
00:15:32Go get finger popped
00:15:36Oh, hey
00:15:38You heard about Stan Edgar?
00:15:41Well, what about him?
00:15:42Well, apparently
00:15:43He got released from prison
00:15:47Hmm
00:15:49Details are fairly sketchy
00:15:50As to why
00:15:52How
00:15:53But yeah
00:15:54He got out
00:15:56Hasn't been seen since
00:15:57Well, he's nothing if not slippery
00:15:59I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner
00:16:04He can't hurt us
00:16:06Mm-hmm
00:16:19That's why I went to the Safdie's to direct
00:16:21Okay, here we go
00:16:22Check out
00:16:22TG-13 bullshit
00:16:23Oh, wow
00:16:24I love these, uh
00:16:25These orchid prints
00:16:26In your stairway
00:16:30Oh, wow
00:16:33I love your study
00:16:35So many books
00:16:36Got the original
00:16:38Beatrice Stowe
00:16:38Uncle Tom's Captain
00:16:39Cool
00:16:40Cool, cool
00:16:42Now look, uh
00:16:43I don't do this for just anybody
00:16:45But, um
00:16:46You want to see the tech cave?
00:16:48The tech cave?
00:16:49Uh, sure
00:16:50I mean, uh
00:16:51Fuck yeah, dog
00:16:56Oh, it's one of those
00:16:57Hold the book
00:16:58Hidden elevator thingies
00:16:59Like in my movies
00:17:01Like in your movies
00:17:13Huey
00:17:22Oh my god
00:17:26Oh, wow
00:17:31This is the tech cave
00:17:34Cool, cool
00:17:36Ah, you've met Elijah
00:17:38Raised me since I lost my parents
00:17:41He's like a dad to me
00:17:43Isn't that right, Elijah?
00:17:45That's correct
00:17:46Pastor Knight
00:17:49There's nothing greater
00:17:50Than a father's guiding hand
00:17:53You know
00:17:55That's for sure
00:17:57Jesus
00:17:58We didn't get all the Santorum
00:17:59Off the gibbet cage
00:18:00We'll be taken care of, sir
00:18:03Most certainly
00:18:05We gotta pull him out
00:18:06No, no, look
00:18:07Just, just
00:18:08Hold on
00:18:09Hold on
00:18:10Uh
00:18:17Who's that?
00:18:18That's my last sidekick
00:18:21I don't like liars
00:18:23The whole culture down here
00:18:25Is based on trust
00:18:33Agitated?
00:18:34No, I'm fine
00:18:35I get it
00:18:37This is all a little vanilla for you
00:18:39But
00:18:40Don't worry
00:18:42Tonight we're really gonna push ourselves
00:18:45To your level
00:18:47To your level
00:19:15Goddamn sense, by the way
00:19:16You ever meet a black ninja?
00:19:18Don't worry your voice
00:19:18There's nobody here
00:19:20They left us like babies
00:19:21So they could go do important stuff
00:19:23We don't matter
00:19:24Hey
00:19:25Speak for yourself
00:19:26I'm doing a ton of important shit
00:19:28Yeah?
00:19:29Like what?
00:19:30Need to know, bro
00:19:31Need to fucking know
00:19:32Fuck it
00:19:33I'm done
00:19:33With all this shit
00:19:35You're quitting?
00:19:36What are you gonna do?
00:19:37Seven's the biggest gig there is
00:19:38Look, I don't understand noir
00:19:39Okay?
00:19:40You know there was nothing in this closet
00:19:41But literally like
00:19:42Seven foul boxes
00:19:43Of shitty Buster Beaver drawings?
00:19:45Why do you have that?
00:19:46Who the fuck knows or cares?
00:19:49I'm going to Missouri tomorrow
00:19:51I booked Cirque du Vassana's show
00:19:53Vivant Music of the Bee Gees
00:19:55Three nights a week in Branson
00:19:57They're gonna let me fly
00:19:58I can fly
00:19:59Did you know that?
00:20:00Yeah, dude
00:20:01We all know that
00:20:01Like
00:20:01Why didn't you just come to me?
00:20:05About what?
00:20:06Seriously?
00:20:07Dude
00:20:09Man
00:20:10Me and the old noir
00:20:12We were like great bros
00:20:14Like real bros
00:20:16Give me this
00:20:21A few years ago
00:20:23Noir cleared out an entire
00:20:25Indonesian fishing village
00:20:27Vought fresh farms
00:20:27Was expanding their palm oil plantation
00:20:29But the locals were bitching
00:20:30Because they needed the river to survive
00:20:32Or whatever the fuck
00:20:34Noir canceled
00:20:35Two dozen of them
00:20:37Came back with a raging heart on for a week
00:20:40Oh dude
00:20:41See
00:20:42What you're not getting
00:20:42Is how horny
00:20:44Killing
00:20:45Made the old noir
00:20:47That was his whole thing
00:20:48But i don't really like
00:20:50Violence
00:20:55Look i know this is hard to imagine
00:20:57But some people laugh at me
00:21:00That's crazy right?
00:21:02Yeah
00:21:03But you know what i realized
00:21:06When i crush someone's nose
00:21:07Into the back of their skull
00:21:08Or beat them so bad
00:21:10That they'll never walk again
00:21:13They're not laughing anymore
00:21:14They show respect
00:21:19Violence
00:21:20Is power
00:21:24I'm starting to get why i gave noir so much chub
00:21:31Let your intention
00:21:33Oh something is wrong
00:21:34Something is really really wrong
00:21:36We should have never sent him in there
00:21:38Everything that's been going on with his dad
00:21:40I mean
00:21:40Fuck
00:21:42M.M.
00:21:43Annie i hear you
00:21:45What if we go in there and we blow that man's cover
00:21:47Homelander
00:21:48Is in there
00:21:49Sage
00:21:50Firecracker
00:21:50Newman
00:21:53I'm going in
00:21:56Can we go?
00:22:03I'm gonna move clarity forward through mindfulness
00:22:11And a gang of halothane to go with it
00:22:29Are you all right?
00:22:33I'm fine
00:22:37How you chopped off an innocent man's leg
00:22:41Does that sound fine to you?
00:22:44It's the only way
00:22:46I'm gonna get a proper crack at home
00:22:48Have you talked to ryan
00:22:52Are you even trying to get him out anymore?
00:22:55Or is this just the same old bloodlust all over again?
00:22:59Jesus Christ you're doing me fucking head in
00:23:03I'm trying to save the bleeding world here
00:23:05Clara it's gonna get spilt
00:23:10I can't do
00:23:12What needs to be done and keep you happy
00:23:17Billy come on
00:23:20Saving the world really
00:23:23You're gonna kill one homelander
00:23:27Just end up with another
00:23:57from coming in
00:24:00and
00:24:11all right split up stay connected stay the fuck out of sight
00:24:18actually we know if the rape is legitimate the woman's body has a way to reject that
00:24:24pregnancy a nationwide ban on abortion is just good policy
00:24:36huh
00:24:40tequila shots reposado keep them coming
00:24:48i just had abortion mansplained to me by a guy who refuses to be alone with any woman who was
00:24:52in
00:24:53his wife or mistress i don't know causing up to these people you're fucking asking me to do the
00:25:01impossible here
00:25:11when i was 11 my grandma was diagnosed with stage 3 chronic lymphocytic leukemia
00:25:20she had the biggest laugh but she got so small so fast she's bedridden
00:25:26the doctors didn't care about saving some old ex-black panther and they told my parents it was
00:25:30nothing to be done
00:25:31i stayed up the next three nights discovered a cure
00:25:37presented my research to those satisfied fat crackers they patted me on the head said i was
00:25:43adorable and laughed at me grandma died screaming in pain
00:25:52i could cure cancer
00:25:54reverse global warming but what's the point
00:26:00humans are animals
00:26:01and the lines at vault land are too long as it is
00:26:09why are you telling me this because you remember what it's like being a little girl no one fucking listens
00:26:17to
00:26:19and because fuck them all
00:26:26the only way women like us have ever gotten what we deserved
00:26:32one hand in their pockets while the other slits their fucking throats
00:26:39no
00:26:42you in or out
00:27:11it's great party huh
00:27:13y'all see all the free shrimp they got
00:27:16firecracker
00:27:16it's kind of a private conversation but i'm sure the bar has some sunny d and everclear
00:27:34where's our host
00:27:36i have not seen him in a while
00:27:42master night
00:27:43it's your favorite
00:27:45german chocolate
00:27:46for the texture against the bare cheeks right
00:28:02okay
00:28:04okay
00:28:05no
00:28:05okay
00:28:06okay
00:28:08like this
00:28:28yeah
00:28:30Yeah, we'll mush it, now, fart.
00:28:41That's okay, I don't really have to, dog.
00:28:49I bet I'm fine though, this is fine.
00:29:02It's fucking hot.
00:29:08You started without me.
00:29:10No, no, no, no, you are just in time.
00:29:17I left a present for you in the changing room.
00:29:20And no, it's not scat this time.
00:29:29Webweaver, clean up.
00:29:32We are just getting started.
00:29:42Oh, man.
00:29:55Goddamn.
00:29:56You really do look like warmed up shit.
00:29:59You gotta fuck yourself.
00:30:01I already did.
00:30:02Twice today.
00:30:04Look at how my hand cramped up.
00:30:10You know, we gotta give Samir credit.
00:30:13Little fucker is a tough nut.
00:30:16He'll crack.
00:30:18Ain't got no choice.
00:30:20None of us do.
00:30:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:30:35Man, you might know what was harder for me than going off on that last tour.
00:30:41Coming home.
00:30:44Applebee's with Tanya.
00:30:46Helping Joe Junior with his trick.
00:30:48Fucking towel shopping.
00:30:53Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces.
00:30:56The ruined faces of those men that you and me tortured and killed.
00:31:02You see, I just, I couldn't square up who I was at home with the shit that I'd done.
00:31:07And then one night over, boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings.
00:31:15Came to me.
00:31:17Crystal.
00:31:18That guy that was taking out the trash and watching SportsCenter.
00:31:23That wasn't me.
00:31:25The real me.
00:31:28The real me likes to hear him scream.
00:31:36Now tell me, Billy.
00:31:38Who's the real you?
00:31:48Should we get back to the party?
00:31:49Oh, this is the party, baby.
00:31:52When that shit upstairs is over, the real movers will come down here.
00:31:55And I want to play with you too.
00:32:05I'm gonna sit my swollen clit on your stupid masked face and piss like a skunk.
00:32:11And I just had asparagus.
00:32:13Yes?
00:32:14You want that?
00:32:16Yes?
00:32:17Yes!
00:32:19I said you want that, pain slut!
00:32:22Yes!
00:32:22Yes, mistress!
00:32:27I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it.
00:32:29I am 100% a cannibal.
00:32:32No more!
00:32:33I'll go!
00:32:35If Webweaver wants you to stop, he'll use a safe word.
00:32:46I'm gonna feel your pink asshole around my wrist until you shit.
00:32:51Spiderweb!
00:32:52What?
00:32:53Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:32:55I just like to shout stuff out while I'm being tickled.
00:32:57I'm so fucking turned on right now.
00:33:01Yes.
00:33:04Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there.
00:33:08Tarantula!
00:33:31What the fuck?
00:33:33I'm not here for you.
00:33:34Oh, I don't give two shit what you're here for.
00:33:38I should call Homelander right now to come and laze your tits off.
00:33:42Fuck.
00:33:45Why don't you go over here and try and sucker punch me now, bitch?
00:33:48Look, you were right.
00:33:50No.
00:33:51Don't go try and apologize to me.
00:33:54I'm about to change your fucking life.
00:33:57I'm sorry for what I did to you when we were kids.
00:34:00Let me guess.
00:34:00Let me guess.
00:34:00That was Starlight, right?
00:34:02And that's not you anymore.
00:34:03No.
00:34:03No.
00:34:04I tried to run away from Starlight.
00:34:06Tried to leave her behind like she was a different person, but she's me.
00:34:11She saw me and I said those fucking awful, awful things to you.
00:34:16And if I'm being honest to other girls too, and I...
00:34:19Look, it doesn't forgive you for being a cunt for what you did.
00:34:22But from my end of things...
00:34:28I'm sorry.
00:34:33I am so sorry.
00:34:37I am so sorry.
00:34:38You fucking whore.
00:34:47Oh, Charlie.
00:34:55Oh my God.
00:35:04oh god you still got it mommy you still got it
00:35:10why don't you go get changed huh
00:35:12get back upstairs
00:35:15replenish your fluids
00:35:17I'll be there in a minute
00:35:24thank you so much
00:35:26I'm fine
00:35:28everything's fine
00:35:36you having a good time
00:35:39oh yeah
00:35:40yeah just so much
00:35:43dry cum you just
00:35:46you tap my undies
00:35:47they'll shatter like peanut brittle man
00:35:50oh
00:35:52hey so
00:35:53did I get the gig
00:35:59just one last thing
00:36:02what's your safe word
00:36:05oh yeah
00:36:07you know I'm actually I'm probably gonna save that for something I really can't handle this
00:36:12yeah I'm good
00:36:14you're trembling
00:36:15your body's riddled by hortifalation
00:36:21come on
00:36:22do it
00:36:22it's the thing that you love the most
00:36:30say it
00:36:39lube
00:36:40lube
00:36:45I know you
00:36:47you're Huey Campbell
00:36:50fuck
00:36:50this is actually great news
00:36:53not only
00:36:54am I gonna get points
00:36:56for catching you
00:36:57but
00:36:58but
00:36:58before I let the big guy
00:37:00know that you're down here
00:37:02wait
00:37:02wait a minute
00:37:03wait a minute
00:37:03wait a minute
00:37:04wait a minute
00:37:04wait a minute
00:37:04you were
00:37:05hey
00:37:06you were my favorite hero as a kid
00:37:08okay you don't want to do this
00:37:09everybody always has the same holes
00:37:12over and over again
00:37:13it gets so fucking boring
00:37:16sometimes
00:37:17you just gotta make your own
00:37:22and then fuck them
00:37:26no
00:37:27ah
00:37:33what's Annie
00:37:38here we said orchids right
00:37:49don't you fucking move
00:37:52Kimiko
00:37:52find Tech Knight's stupid fucking secret passage book
00:37:57all I have to do is scream
00:37:59be the last thing you do
00:38:00you're smart but you ain't bulletproof
00:38:05if you kill me
00:38:06you'd have to look Janine in the eye
00:38:09I said stop fucking moving
00:38:12doesn't she have enough problems
00:38:15expelled
00:38:16told a boy to eat a bag of dicks
00:38:17and then broke his arm
00:38:19you been watching my daughter
00:38:20I mean she gets that from you
00:38:22chip off the whole block
00:38:23shut the fuck up
00:38:24she has anger issues
00:38:26early signs of OCD
00:38:28you see that right
00:38:28said shut up
00:38:30you cursed the fuck girl
00:38:32no
00:38:32yes
00:38:46you節
00:38:48you
00:38:50i
00:38:52and
00:38:53and
00:38:55done
00:38:58what
00:39:11Look, this is a white Christian nation founded on white Christian values.
00:39:15Church and state are the same thing.
00:39:17We need to bring for justices who will protect our values no matter how much it costs.
00:39:30Y'all are supposed to be undercover.
00:39:32What the fuck did you do?
00:39:35Damn.
00:39:48Oh, fuck no.
00:39:50I'm not taking him.
00:39:50You're going to get me murdered.
00:39:58Let's try it, bitch.
00:40:20Get the door.
00:40:24M.M.?
00:40:28What the hell just happened?
00:40:42No matter what happens, I want you to keep fighting.
00:40:59Oh, my God.
00:41:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:41:03I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
00:41:05You're okay.
00:41:26Hey!
00:41:28Hey!
00:41:28Hey!
00:41:30Hey!
00:41:41I'm just going over here, okay?
00:41:43Good boy.
00:41:44You know what I'm saying.
00:41:48What is going on?
00:41:50Tech Night, A-Train, Firecracker,
00:41:52they're all M.I.A., and where the fuck have you been?
00:41:55I once ate
00:41:56a whole bag of candy corn.
00:42:00What?
00:42:02In my mouth.
00:42:03I ate bad.
00:42:05Sage, what the fuck?
00:42:09What happened to you?
00:42:10Brain damage.
00:42:12But now, I can really go for
00:42:14a corn trap supreme
00:42:16and a sit-in.
00:42:18Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
00:42:20Get a grip on yourself.
00:42:22Right now. Get a fucking grip.
00:42:24Right now.
00:42:43Fuck it.
00:42:45Fuck it.
00:42:46I'll do it myself.
00:42:47Folks.
00:42:49Thank you for coming.
00:42:51I'm sure you're wondering
00:42:52why we pulled you aside,
00:42:53so let's get right to it.
00:42:56I think we can all agree
00:42:58that Robert Singer
00:42:59is the greatest threat
00:43:00this nation has ever faced.
00:43:02He is going to destroy
00:43:03this whole country.
00:43:05You all met Brian, my son?
00:43:07For his sake,
00:43:09I cannot and I will not
00:43:11let that stand.
00:43:12Does she agree?
00:43:13Of course.
00:43:15Especially her.
00:43:16She's not just eye candy.
00:43:18No, no.
00:43:19Victoria here,
00:43:20she's an integral part of the plan.
00:43:22She sees up close
00:43:23what a doddering slave
00:43:24to the woke mob Singer really is.
00:43:26How great the threat
00:43:27really is.
00:43:29So once he's in office,
00:43:30we need to act.
00:43:32We need to invoke
00:43:33the 25th Amendment.
00:43:34You're talking about
00:43:36a coup.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38I'm not.
00:43:38I'm talking about
00:43:39saving this country
00:43:40before Singer
00:43:41replaces us
00:43:43with a bunch of
00:43:44transgender illegals
00:43:45that will do everything...
00:43:47Save the boogeyman shit
00:43:48for the idiots
00:43:49watching VNN.
00:43:50How do you propose
00:43:51to handle
00:43:51the Justice Department?
00:43:55They will all
00:43:57be our appointees,
00:43:59obviously.
00:44:00And the military's reaction?
00:44:01Or OPEC.
00:44:02How are you going to guarantee
00:44:03our oil reserves?
00:44:04Of course.
00:44:05There is going to be
00:44:06some birth pains.
00:44:07A shot to the markets
00:44:07would be total.
00:44:09And what happens
00:44:09if civil servants resign
00:44:11en masse?
00:44:12With all due respect, sir,
00:44:14I think you got a little hitch
00:44:15in your giddy-up.
00:44:16Who's handling all this?
00:44:18Great question.
00:44:20This is great.
00:44:22Great questions.
00:44:23Truly.
00:44:24And, uh,
00:44:25Sage.
00:44:26Sage, uh,
00:44:29has the details.
00:44:36Hmm.
00:44:39Who's handling all this?
00:44:42Me.
00:44:45I fucking am.
00:44:48Look, I'm sure you're all
00:44:50wondering why I'm here
00:44:51tonight instead of
00:44:51rimming out AOC
00:44:53while shouting
00:44:54defund the police
00:44:55upper asshole.
00:44:59But I am here tonight
00:45:01to tell you the truth.
00:45:06Truth is,
00:45:07America's not a democracy.
00:45:10The word democracy
00:45:11makes people feel safe.
00:45:14But the founders
00:45:15never trusted the masses
00:45:16because the truth is
00:45:17the masses are
00:45:17fucking stupid.
00:45:20Anyone who owns
00:45:20a live, laugh, love mug
00:45:22shouldn't have a say
00:45:22in how a country is run.
00:45:26People are a labor force
00:45:28that need a kind
00:45:29but firm hand.
00:45:31There are no nations.
00:45:32There's Apple,
00:45:33Exxon,
00:45:33and Berkshire Hathaway.
00:45:35Corporations are the real
00:45:36superpowers here.
00:45:38You should be able
00:45:39to operate without
00:45:40any regulation
00:45:41or restriction
00:45:41whatsoever.
00:45:43After all,
00:45:43you're billionaires.
00:45:44You are smart enough
00:45:45to know what's best.
00:45:47Bottom line,
00:45:49you support me
00:45:50and that is what
00:45:51you'll fucking get.
00:45:59Hear, hear.
00:46:00Hear, hear.
00:46:01Hear, hear.
00:46:13Hear, hear.
00:46:38Oh, I've dreamt of having you down here to humiliate Starlight.
00:46:43You've been secretly meeting with Sage.
00:46:46Why?
00:46:47You're so fucking dead when Homelander comes down here.
00:46:50Do you know how fucking dead you all are?
00:47:01Oh, fuck, yeah.
00:47:05Oh, fucking hurt me.
00:47:08Oh, yeah.
00:47:15Squeeze my balls. Come on, squeeze them.
00:47:17How do you torture a masochist?
00:47:24Lodio, get Hellboy!
00:47:41It's all of his bank accounts.
00:47:44Just needs a retinal scan.
00:47:46Wait, what are you doing?
00:47:47No, no.
00:47:48No, no, no, no, don't.
00:47:49Don't you fucking do it.
00:47:50No.
00:47:53Access, bro.
00:47:55Fuck.
00:47:56Fuck.
00:47:57All right, let's see.
00:47:58How do you hurt a billionaire?
00:48:01How about 40 million to Elizabeth Warren's super PAC?
00:48:05How's that sound?
00:48:06No, fuck you.
00:48:07I'll kill you.
00:48:08And 65 million to the Innocence Project.
00:48:12You whore.
00:48:13You scone pussy, bitch.
00:48:15I'll fucking make you hurt.
00:48:17I swear to fucking God.
00:48:19Fuck you.
00:48:23Fuck.
00:48:24Ready to talk?
00:48:25Eat shit.
00:48:26100 million to Black Lives Matter.
00:48:28No, not just people.
00:48:29Fuck you.
00:48:30Fuck you.
00:48:31No.
00:48:31No, wait.
00:48:32Wait.
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:35They made me a deal.
00:48:37Okay?
00:48:38What deal?
00:48:39They'll fucking murder me.
00:48:40They'll fucking murder me.
00:48:42Do it.
00:48:42No, please, please, please.
00:48:44Do use my prisons.
00:48:46My prisons.
00:48:47Homelander and Sage, they need places across the country to put their dissidents.
00:48:53Look, I don't know anything else.
00:48:55Okay?
00:48:56That's all.
00:48:58He's talking about internment camps.
00:49:07Hey!
00:49:08Stop!
00:49:08What are you-
00:49:09Get back!
00:49:10Now!
00:49:11I raised this dead, tired piece of shit from a little boy.
00:49:17I listened to him moan about his career.
00:49:20I cleaned cum out of too many goddamn holes to get out.
00:49:25The prison camps?
00:49:31Get home.
00:49:32We could look like an accident.
00:49:34You always admired David Carradine.
00:49:42Zendaya.
00:49:44The safe word.
00:49:47It was Zendaya.
00:49:54Heart attack, huh?
00:49:56How bad is it, Doc?
00:49:57Not quite.
00:49:59Panic attack.
00:50:00Folks mix it up all the time.
00:50:03Consider this the universe's warning, Mr. Milk.
00:50:05Whatever you're doing, stop it.
00:50:07Take some downtime now.
00:50:09Before you really have a heart attack.
00:50:14Dr. Tolter, Batman 502.
00:50:17Dr. Tolter, Batman 502.
00:50:33Ma'am.
00:50:34I'm sorry, but I just don't think your inmate wants to see you.
00:50:41I don't know if I need to have a downplay.
00:50:47Okay.
00:50:49Okay.
00:51:17Where were you last night?
00:51:21Starlight was at the mansion.
00:51:26What?
00:51:27I chased her outside, but the bitch got away.
00:51:33She did.
00:51:37Tech Nights did.
00:51:41Probably Starlight and her friends did it.
00:51:45How do you think they knew about the party?
00:51:49Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.
00:51:51So either Sage was lying to you, or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.
00:51:57Fuck.
00:51:58I heard about her performance last night and, sir, I just want you to know that I-
00:52:02So you're the one that let Starlight get away.
00:52:07So how do I know that you're not the leak?
00:52:11When you found me, my podcast had, I don't know, a couple hundred fans, and you folks laughed.
00:52:21Now I'm the fuckin' anchor at VNN, with millions of followers.
00:52:30And they ain't laughing no more.
00:52:33I really don't care.
00:52:35Please, just let me finish.
00:52:38Now I have spent my whole life on the outside looking in.
00:52:47It was you who threw that door open from me, sir.
00:52:52You brought me in.
00:52:55God, you have given me everything.
00:53:03You are everything to me.
00:53:15What are you doing?
00:53:18I am not sexually attracted to you.
00:53:21This isn't about sex.
00:53:25This...
00:53:26This is about loyalty.
00:53:46You're not pregnant.
00:53:48There's a long regimen of drugs a person can take to make it happen.
00:53:55It enlarges the heart just a tiny little bit.
00:54:04You do this for me?
00:54:07I'd do anything for you.
00:54:14Anything.
00:54:20That's my point.
00:54:24That's my good little boy.
00:54:34Anyone who owns a live, laugh, love mug shouldn't have a say in how a country is run.
00:54:39People are a labor force.
00:54:41That need a kind, but...
00:54:43Do you think Vicki knows about the...
00:54:47internment camps?
00:54:49I knew your shit was bad.
00:54:51I just did not know how bad.
00:54:56Ashley rubbed one out while she tickled my feet.
00:55:01She said so many horrible things.
00:55:04Oh, my God.
00:55:06Huey, what else did she do to you?
00:55:13I'm not fine.
00:55:17I'm really not fine.
00:55:20I miss him, Annie.
00:55:21I miss my dad.
00:55:22Oh, yeah.
00:55:24I'm so sorry.
00:55:25It's okay.
00:55:27I'm so sorry.
00:55:38Well, looky here.
00:55:40Christmas came early, Samir.
00:55:43Make that off a French bloke.
00:55:46Should be enough to get you started.
00:55:50I won't do it.
00:55:51Fuck, you won't.
00:55:53Do what you want to me, but I can't do this for you.
00:55:58Listen.
00:55:59One dose.
00:56:00Strong enough to top Homelander.
00:56:02And then you can go back to what's the name,
00:56:04and you don't got to see me no more.
00:56:08But this first.
00:56:11You don't understand.
00:56:12I can't.
00:56:14It's what we realized in the lab.
00:56:16To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander
00:56:19would evolve into something unstable.
00:56:21What do you mean, unstable?
00:56:24Airborne.
00:56:25Highly contagious.
00:56:26Super lethal.
00:56:28No one with compound V in their bloodstream would be safe.
00:56:31A global fucking pandemic.
00:56:33We're not just talking about killing Homelander.
00:56:36We're talking about killing every soup on Earth.
00:56:40That's Annie.
00:56:41Kimiko.
00:56:43Ryan.
00:56:44Vicky.
00:56:46Zoe.
00:56:50I'm sorry.
00:56:53But when they say shit has fallen into the wrong hands,
00:56:57they mean your hands.
00:56:59They mean your hands.
00:57:05This is beyond our wildest dreams.
00:57:08Man, dude just gave us a silver bullet.
00:57:10We can wipe them all out.
00:57:13Billy, you cannot go along with this.
00:57:16Listen, mate.
00:57:17No one ever said nothing about genocide.
00:57:20Is that a fucking joke?
00:57:22He's insane.
00:57:23Who was it that said they all gotta go?
00:57:25Every fucking last one of them.
00:57:27He's talking about murder, Billy.
00:57:29Of thousands.
00:57:30Think how much better the world will be.
00:57:32And a lot of them are innocent, okay?
00:57:33I know you.
00:57:34Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch!
00:57:40William.
00:57:41Yes.
00:57:44You can see her.
00:57:55What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
00:57:56You're me.
00:57:59I mean,
00:58:00I mean,
00:58:00out of all the fucking people
00:58:01that your festering fucked up brain
00:58:04could have conjured up,
00:58:05you picked me.
00:58:08The real Joe Kessler?
00:58:11He's dead in the Panshear Valley, motherfucker.
00:58:14You never dragged me out.
00:58:15You left me to die.
00:58:17I'll be back at the end of the table in no time.
00:58:20No.
00:58:21We'll get Ryan's head clear,
00:58:22and that's it.
00:58:24We'll call this cloak of dagger shot.
00:58:25He's fucking freezing out here.
00:58:27We'll patch you up right this way.
00:58:30No.
00:58:32No.
00:58:34No, I'd remember that.
00:58:35I'd fucking remember that.
00:58:37Unless, of course,
00:58:38you got a big ol' fat,
00:58:39V-dup brain tumor, you cunt.
00:58:41Which is why you are seeing me
00:58:42in the first place.
00:58:46I killed Ezekiel for you.
00:58:49I am inside of you.
00:58:51I am you.
00:58:54Which is why when I tell you
00:58:55you wanna do this,
00:58:57I am literally telling you
00:58:59that you fucking wanna do this.
00:59:04So don't you worry, Billy, my boy.
00:59:09That is home.
00:59:24You have to wait.
00:59:41You are so here.
00:59:41I don't know.
00:59:43You are too.
00:59:46I am ready.
00:59:49You are so here.
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